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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- And then I said,
"The dual-bladed demon chopper
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forged in the seventh
lower level of Haargmord."
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- Haargmord forever!
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[all cheer]
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- This quest has been
a lot of fun.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Congratulations
on all your quests, Brendar.
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- Thanks, Kyle.
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- You're really going places.
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I'm going to keep
an eye on you.
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[chuckles]
- That joke never gets old.
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Unlike this bread.
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- Cooled in dragons' tears.
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Demons beware
because you're getting chopped!
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Offer valid in 49 kingdoms,
some restrictions apply.
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[laughter]
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Thank you.
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- Let me get a quick sketch.
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- Be sure
to get my good side.
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- Hey Brendar,
looks like you got a fan.
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- Yeah?
- Excuse me, Brendar.
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Can you crush this rock for me?
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- Why?
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- Oh, wow, something
to remember you by
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'cause now you're popular.
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- Fine.
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- Thanks, Brendar.
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I want to be just like you
when I grow up.
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- Wow, she's gonna
remember that forever.
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- Speaking of memories,
I have a present for you.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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Is this a lute carved
from the wood
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of the evil tree you defeated?
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- No, it's a lute carved
from the wood
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of the evil tree we defeated.
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- Aw, I love it. Thank you.
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I'm going to call it
Luteous the Third.
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[haunting note]
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Hmm. Such a dulcet tone.
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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- Yes.
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Now I, General Skelly,
will rise up
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and take my revenge
on that barbarian.
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Are we ready, soldiers?
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Huh? Linda?
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Michael? Where are you?
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[both speaking indistinctly]
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- Oh, that's great.
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- Hey. Hey.
- It's corny, but it's good.
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You, you two. Out here. Now.
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- Oh, Michael,
we're in trouble.
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- [groans]
I've got to get a new army.
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- ♪ A troll burned
his bridge ♪
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♪ A warrior lost her crown ♪
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♪ I'm not being poetic ♪
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♪ That's literally
what went down ♪
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♪ Together their journey
has begun ♪
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♪ Combining might and melody ♪
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♪ To quest and smite a demon ♪
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♪ And find their true family ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ "The Barbarian
and the Troll" ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ "The Barbarian
and the Troll" ♪
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- How does it feel,
Brendar?
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- How does what feel?
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- Being beloved.
- Stop it.
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I'm not beloved.
- Yeah, you are.
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Little girls want you
to crush their rocks.
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- Newspapers want
to sketch you.
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You're important, Brendar.
- Yeah.
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- I'm not important.
The quest is.
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The quest is the only thing
that matters.
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- Well, sure, but right now,
we're not questing,
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so have fun.
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Enjoy the moment.
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- Time for revenge.
- Oh, oh.
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- How do I look?
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- Well, a bit thin,
if I'm to be honest.
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No, but still terrifying.
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- Yes, your eyes
have never been redder.
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- Good one.
- But not tired red?
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- No, terrifying red.
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- You, cadavers.
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Is this the Queen's Goiter?
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- It is, but you might not
want to go in there.
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I'm on a revenge rampage,
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and it might not be appropriate
for a lady.
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- I think I'll be fine.
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[dramatic musical sting]
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[patrons chanting "Speech!"]
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- When respect
is lacking,
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my sword starts hacking.
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- No, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
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- They're demanding things
in an angry tone.
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- No, Brendar,
they're not angry.
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They're just excited.
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They want to hear
all about our adventure.
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- Why?
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- You just--
[mutters]
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I got this.
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Hey, everybody.
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As Brendar's self-appointed
hype man and musical troll,
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allow me to regale thee.
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- Hmm.
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- ♪ You all want
to hear a speech ♪
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♪ From my violent friend ♪
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♪ Well, I promise you
she'd rather quest than trend ♪
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♪ She's Brendar ♪
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♪ Feared and revered ♪
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♪ She's Brendar ♪
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♪ Feared and revered ♪
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♪ She's Bren-- ♪
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- ♪ Ah-ha! ♪
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[low electric guitar note]
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Oh, sorry.
Was I interrupting something?
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- Uh, now that
you mention it--
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- My name is Kevin.
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I'm the musical goblin
of Gothmoria.
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- What? Whoa! No way!
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I'm Evan, the musical troll
of Gothmoria.
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Want to do a duet?
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- Sorry, no can do.
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I'm here with my boss.
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Besides, I only shred solo.
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[lively electric guitar solo]
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♪ ♪
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- Wow. Who is your boss?
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- Thought you'd never ask.
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♪ Listen up, ya scuzzy butts ♪
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♪ Prepare your hearts
to throb ♪
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♪ Over a goddess
that needs no intro ♪
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But I must.
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♪ 'Cause that's
kind of my job ♪
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♪ Sharon, Sharon ♪
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♪ Mischief and mayhem ♪
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♪ Even her beauty
will slay them ♪
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♪ Sharon, Sharon ♪
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♪ Gothmoria's fave ♪
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♪ So get your stare on ♪
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♪ Sharon ♪
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♪ Avert your eyes or eye ♪
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♪ Give her a big old hand ♪
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♪ The number one warrior
in the land ♪
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♪ And I'm proud to say,
my platonic friend ♪
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♪ Sharon ♪
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- Wow, his guitar
playing's fine,
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but his vocals
lack authenticity.
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- What are you
doing here, Sharon?
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- Nice to see you too,
Bren-durr.
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- [gasps]
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[suspenseful music]
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- At least turn my head
so I can see what's happening.
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- Uh, sorry, pal.
No shirt, no skin, no service.
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- Oh, don't--no--oh, ah, no--
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wait, I want to see
what happens.
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- Not sure
what's going on.
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Is it my age,
or is Brendar's backstory
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just too complicated
for me to follow?
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- Dad, Sharon and Brendar
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were in the same
warrior princess court.
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- Yeah, rumor has it,
Sharon was the one
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who blabbed to the queen
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about all the secret quests
Brendar was going on,
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and that got her kicked out.
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- Oh.
- What do you want, Sharon?
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You already got me
kicked out of the royal order
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for going on secret quests.
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- Nailed it!
Did I not nail that?
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- Good one, Kyle.
- I did, didn't I?
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- Fun fact.
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Yesterday, a Stygian Toad-man
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hopped by and splashed mud
on one of my wicked cool boots.
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- [groans]
- Guess what I did?
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- What?
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- Good question, Cyclops.
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- [gasps]
"Good question, Cyclops."
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She's talking to me.
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- Answer: I slaughtered
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the entire Toad-man army.
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- ♪ Classic Sharon ♪
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- Tomorrow, I am thinking
of traveling
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to the Stygian swamps.
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I might behead their king.
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- Heads up, your Highness.
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- Whoop-dee-do.
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- Maybe I'll use his crown
to make a holiday wreath.
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Fancy it up with berries,
branches, and glitter.
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- Crafty!
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- Anyway, what are you
doing here, Sharon?
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[patrons oohing]
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- The Queen is furious over
hearing about you all the time.
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Feared and revered this.
Feared and revered that.
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We're all sick of you,
and you're not even here.
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- Hey, kids.
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Take pride in your work,
and one day you might
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make the Queen tinkle
her tunic in anger.
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- How dare you!
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The Queen demands you stop
your pointless quests.
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- Tell the Queen
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that I don't have
to listen to her anymore.
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- Than listen to me, barbarian.
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[patrons gasp]
- Don't pull out a weapon
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unless you're prepared
to use it.
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- I challenge you
to a challenge.
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[patrons oohing]
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- Ooh...
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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- Guys, what--what's so
"ooh..." about that?
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- Well, according
to princess warrior law,
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no princess warrior
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can deny another
princess warrior a challenge,
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even if one
of the princess warriors
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is no longer
a princess warrior.
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- Ooh...
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- What are the terms
of this challenge?
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- If I lose, then you'll never
hear from me
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or the Queen again,
and you can go on
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with your pathetic little life.
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- Promise?
- But if you lose...
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- Not gonna happen, lady.
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- If you lose,
then I get your axe.
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You know,
the one dipped in dragon tears?
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[patrons gasping]
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- Whoa, did not
see that coming.
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- Huh, wait, hold it.
Well, no, hold it--ha--what?
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- Has anyone seen Axe?
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- Wha--wait a minute.
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You're not really thinking
about doing this.
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- Well, barbarian?
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- Challenge accepted, princess.
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
we have...
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♪ A challenge ♪
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[patrons cheering]
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- Come on, everybody. Let's go.
We got ourselves a challenge.
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- Brr-ribbit.
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm having fun
like you told me to.
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- No, I meant sit and have
a stein of milk with somebody
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or laugh heartily
when Horus trips over his robe,
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not lose our friend Axe.
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- Axe isn't going anywhere.
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Sharon has never beat me
in a challenge.
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- [groans]
- This is gonna be fun.
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- Uh-huh. I hope so.
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[groans]
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- Welcome
to the warrior challenge
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between Princess Sharon
and Brendar the Barbarian.
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Our warriors will participate
in three rounds.
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- Yay!
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[crowd cheering]
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- I like threes!
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- Let the games begin!
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- Whoo! Yes!
259
00:09:45,765 --> 00:09:49,696
Oh, so exciting!
I cannot contain myself!
260
00:09:49,765 --> 00:09:51,938
- Hmm-hmm-hmm.
Whatcha hiding from?
261
00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:53,869
- Ah!
262
00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:55,627
Some restrictions apply.
263
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,731
- Yeah, that doesn't
really answer my question.
264
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,007
Why are you hiding?
265
00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:00,524
- Because Sharon knows
266
00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:03,903
exactly what
restrictions apply.
267
00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:05,938
Don't tell anyone you saw me.
268
00:10:06,007 --> 00:10:07,317
- Cool.
269
00:10:07,386 --> 00:10:09,800
Thanks for that
super normal conversation.
270
00:10:09,869 --> 00:10:12,386
- Wow, this is exciting
and scary at the same time.
271
00:10:12,455 --> 00:10:14,145
Where are they shooting
their arrows from?
272
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,662
- A couple of furlongs
up the hill.
273
00:10:19,938 --> 00:10:21,834
- Wow, that's far.
I can't even see them.
274
00:10:21,903 --> 00:10:24,421
Oh, good, I thought
they were gonna use
275
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,041
the teeny, tiny pumpkins.
276
00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:28,696
Heh. Huh? What? Oh.
277
00:10:28,765 --> 00:10:29,972
- Ah, there you go.
278
00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:32,248
- Well, this seems unfair
to Brendar and me.
279
00:10:32,317 --> 00:10:33,696
Mostly me.
280
00:10:33,765 --> 00:10:35,076
- Oh, Brendar picked it.
281
00:10:35,145 --> 00:10:36,490
She said it'd be harder to hit,
282
00:10:36,558 --> 00:10:39,765
but if she can do it,
it'll be a crowd-pleaser.
283
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:42,041
- "If" she can do it?
284
00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:43,903
[crowd gasps]
285
00:10:43,972 --> 00:10:45,834
[crowd cheers]
- Booyah!
286
00:10:45,903 --> 00:10:48,007
- [groans]
287
00:10:48,076 --> 00:10:50,834
- Tie. One point each.
288
00:10:50,903 --> 00:10:52,972
- Yeah. That's right.
289
00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:56,248
[both grunting]
290
00:10:56,317 --> 00:10:59,179
[exciting music]
291
00:10:59,248 --> 00:11:06,455
♪ ♪
292
00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,869
- No? Yes?
293
00:11:21,938 --> 00:11:28,800
♪ ♪
294
00:11:28,869 --> 00:11:32,145
- [groaning]
295
00:11:32,214 --> 00:11:33,386
- Time.
296
00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:39,938
- Who won?
297
00:11:40,007 --> 00:11:41,972
- Tie. One point each.
298
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,627
Tie. One point each.
299
00:11:45,696 --> 00:11:47,903
- Yay, everyone's a winner!
300
00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:50,662
[suspenseful music]
301
00:11:50,731 --> 00:11:52,731
Uh-oh. Look out!
302
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,972
- Yeah, stick her on there.
- All right, here you go.
303
00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:56,248
- Boom.
- Okay.
304
00:11:56,317 --> 00:11:58,283
- Mm, ah, yes,
that is much better.
305
00:11:58,352 --> 00:11:59,490
Wait, what the--
306
00:12:00,696 --> 00:12:02,041
Uh-oh.
307
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:03,903
[screams]
[crowd gasps]
308
00:12:03,972 --> 00:12:05,800
[grunts]
309
00:12:05,869 --> 00:12:06,834
[crowd cheering]
310
00:12:06,903 --> 00:12:09,283
- Yeah!
311
00:12:09,352 --> 00:12:11,558
Linda, Michael, how bad is it?
312
00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,869
- Um...well...
- Well...
313
00:12:13,938 --> 00:12:16,145
[both stammering]
314
00:12:16,214 --> 00:12:18,041
- Positive note.
- Yeah.
315
00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:20,110
Where's the silver lining?
This is--this is coming--
316
00:12:20,179 --> 00:12:22,110
- You're still able to talk.
317
00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:23,903
- There you go.
- Okay.
318
00:12:23,972 --> 00:12:26,110
- Well then.
- You're better than a rock.
319
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,972
- Ooh, I hate that barbarian.
320
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:29,627
[dramatic music]
321
00:12:29,696 --> 00:12:33,352
- The final supersecret
death match tiebreaker is...
322
00:12:33,421 --> 00:12:36,938
[crowd gasping]
323
00:12:38,938 --> 00:12:40,041
Thumb wrestling.
324
00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:42,421
[crowd gasps]
325
00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:45,214
[crowd cheering]
326
00:12:45,283 --> 00:12:47,145
- You know,
my father perished
327
00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:48,834
in a thumb wrestling accident.
328
00:12:48,903 --> 00:12:51,455
We buried him with a hook
for a thumb.
329
00:12:51,524 --> 00:12:53,386
[crowd gasps]
330
00:12:53,455 --> 00:12:54,558
- [laughs]
331
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,593
- Hurry up. Come on, then.
- Save me a seat.
332
00:12:58,662 --> 00:13:01,007
- Wait up, wait up.
333
00:13:01,076 --> 00:13:02,524
- Hey, Brendar.
334
00:13:02,593 --> 00:13:04,593
- Have you seen Axe?
- No, she's gone missing.
335
00:13:04,662 --> 00:13:06,869
Listen, thumb wrestling
is really difficult.
336
00:13:06,938 --> 00:13:09,386
- Not against old Princess
Weak Thumbs over there.
337
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,490
- Well, have you seen
her thumb lately?
338
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,765
[dramatic musical sting]
339
00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,696
That looks like a six-pack.
340
00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:20,110
[dramatic musical sting]
341
00:13:20,179 --> 00:13:22,386
Are you sure you got this?
- I'm fine.
342
00:13:22,455 --> 00:13:24,593
[chuckles]
343
00:13:24,662 --> 00:13:25,627
- Whatcha you doing there?
344
00:13:25,696 --> 00:13:27,903
- Uh, just thumb crunches.
345
00:13:27,972 --> 00:13:29,076
Totally normal.
346
00:13:35,386 --> 00:13:36,283
[bell dings]
347
00:13:36,352 --> 00:13:37,731
[indistinct chatter]
348
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,903
- Ladies and gentlemen,
349
00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:43,558
welcome to the Destroyer
in the Goiter.
350
00:13:43,627 --> 00:13:47,179
[crowd cheering]
351
00:13:47,248 --> 00:13:48,834
In this corner,
352
00:13:48,903 --> 00:13:51,731
dressed in white and rocking
super awesome boots...
353
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,179
- Show her some love!
354
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:55,214
♪ Show her some love ♪
355
00:13:55,283 --> 00:13:57,145
- Give it up for Sharon!
356
00:13:57,214 --> 00:13:59,214
The warrior princess
of your nightmares.
357
00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:00,731
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
358
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,903
[crowd cheering]
- Look at those calluses!
359
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:06,076
- And in this corner,
dressed in barbarian brown
360
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:09,765
and appropriate footwear,
the one, the only,
361
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:13,627
feared and revered,
Brendar the Barbarian.
362
00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:16,421
- Okay, ow.
[stammering]
363
00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:19,145
Ow. I'm tangled. Ow.
364
00:14:19,214 --> 00:14:21,179
- Evan, get it together.
365
00:14:21,248 --> 00:14:22,386
- I'm trying, I'm trying.
366
00:14:22,455 --> 00:14:25,076
[dramatic music]
367
00:14:25,145 --> 00:14:31,593
♪ ♪
368
00:14:32,524 --> 00:14:34,214
[bell rings]
369
00:14:38,662 --> 00:14:40,696
- Okay, I want a clean fight.
370
00:14:40,765 --> 00:14:42,214
No hits below the knuckle,
371
00:14:42,283 --> 00:14:44,283
no interference
from other digits.
372
00:14:44,352 --> 00:14:47,662
And first who pins, wins.
373
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:52,214
both:
One, two, three, four.
374
00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:55,490
I declare a thumb war.
375
00:14:55,558 --> 00:14:58,524
[crowd cheering]
376
00:14:58,593 --> 00:14:59,869
[both grunting]
377
00:14:59,938 --> 00:15:02,110
- Yeah! Come on, Brendar.
You got this.
378
00:15:03,696 --> 00:15:05,490
- Come on, Sharon.
379
00:15:05,558 --> 00:15:06,731
♪ Sharon! ♪
380
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,765
Yeah! Yeah!
381
00:15:11,352 --> 00:15:13,317
- Yeah. That's it.
382
00:15:13,386 --> 00:15:14,972
- Come on!
383
00:15:17,938 --> 00:15:20,558
- Whoo-hoo! Yeah, Brendar.
Ha ha!
384
00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:27,696
♪ ♪
385
00:15:30,076 --> 00:15:31,455
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
386
00:15:31,524 --> 00:15:32,765
- Is she allowed to do that?
387
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,110
- No slapping the ref!
388
00:15:34,179 --> 00:15:36,283
- Come on!
389
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,179
- There's no possible way
you can be defeated!
390
00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:43,558
- It's too dark
to sketch in here.
391
00:15:43,627 --> 00:15:44,593
Help me out, ladies.
392
00:15:44,662 --> 00:15:48,007
[both giggling]
393
00:15:48,076 --> 00:15:51,386
- Ah! Ah!
394
00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:56,076
- Oh! Sharon wins!
395
00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:57,696
We have a winner.
[bell dings]
396
00:15:57,765 --> 00:15:59,869
[crowd cheering]
- Yeah! Yeah, that's right!
397
00:15:59,938 --> 00:16:01,869
♪ Sharon ♪
398
00:16:01,938 --> 00:16:03,214
The number one thumb.
399
00:16:03,283 --> 00:16:05,731
Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
I can't hear you.
400
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,869
[audio distorts and fades]
401
00:16:14,179 --> 00:16:16,662
- [sighs]
402
00:16:16,731 --> 00:16:19,627
[somber music]
403
00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:26,524
♪ ♪
404
00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:28,558
- Psst. Evan.
- Huh?
405
00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:30,283
- Down here.
- Huh?
406
00:16:30,352 --> 00:16:31,834
- It's me, Axe.
407
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,800
- Axe!
Where you been, pal?
408
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,283
Hey, guys, I found Axe.
409
00:16:35,352 --> 00:16:37,593
- Was she missing?
- Pay attention, Dad.
410
00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,972
- Oh, boy, Brendar's been
looking for you everywhere.
411
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,593
She's really upset.
412
00:16:41,662 --> 00:16:44,076
- I know, but she's about
to get even more upset.
413
00:16:44,145 --> 00:16:45,558
- Wha--what are you
talking about?
414
00:16:45,627 --> 00:16:47,179
- I wasn't honest
about who I am.
415
00:16:47,248 --> 00:16:49,731
- [gasps]
Are you actually a shovel?
416
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,593
- No, it's worse.
- [gasps]
417
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,800
- And Sharon would've known
the second she saw me.
418
00:16:53,869 --> 00:16:55,731
So I hid all day
419
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,869
because I want to be the one
to tell Brendar.
420
00:16:57,938 --> 00:16:59,869
- Ooh, tell her what?
- That I'm--
421
00:16:59,938 --> 00:17:03,421
- Axe. My friend. I'm so sorry.
422
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,696
I put myself
before the quest, and I lost.
423
00:17:06,765 --> 00:17:07,938
- You don't know
the whole story.
424
00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:10,214
- I promise you
I will not forget you.
425
00:17:10,283 --> 00:17:12,972
I will find a way for us
to be together again.
426
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:14,145
- But Brendar,
I'm trying to tell--
427
00:17:14,214 --> 00:17:16,421
- For you are a friend
of Brendar,
428
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,903
and Brendar doesn't
take friendship lightly.
429
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:22,076
A friend of Brendar
is a friend for life.
430
00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:23,662
- Yeah, about that. See--
431
00:17:23,731 --> 00:17:25,179
[lively electric guitar music]
432
00:17:25,248 --> 00:17:27,696
- Yeah!
♪ Sharon! ♪
433
00:17:27,765 --> 00:17:30,731
Yeah! Let's hear it.
434
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,696
- Okay, Bren-durr.
435
00:17:32,765 --> 00:17:34,490
Where's my new axe?
436
00:17:34,558 --> 00:17:37,455
[suspenseful music]
437
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,938
♪ ♪
438
00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:40,558
- This is Axe.
439
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,455
Axe, this is Sharon.
440
00:17:43,524 --> 00:17:44,903
- Hey.
441
00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:47,386
- Wha--
[both laughing]
442
00:17:47,455 --> 00:17:49,076
- Oh, come on.
Stop playing games.
443
00:17:49,145 --> 00:17:51,490
Where's the tear-dipped axe
I won?
444
00:17:51,558 --> 00:17:52,869
- What are you talking about?
445
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,972
This is the demon-chopping axe.
446
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,938
"Forged in the seventh level"--
- Lies.
447
00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:58,490
It's silver, not gold.
448
00:17:58,558 --> 00:18:00,593
- What?
- [scoffs]
449
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,938
- The Haargmord dual-bladed axe
450
00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:05,007
turns gold when dipped
in dragons' tears.
451
00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:08,041
Your axe, this silver one,
452
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:09,869
is good for nothing
but chopping wood.
453
00:18:09,938 --> 00:18:10,938
- [laughs]
Yeah.
454
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,317
If you're up against Alvin,
455
00:18:12,386 --> 00:18:14,110
you might as well have
a licorice whip.
456
00:18:14,179 --> 00:18:17,352
- Ah, then we're all set.
457
00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:18,524
[tense music]
458
00:18:18,593 --> 00:18:20,352
- Is this true?
459
00:18:20,421 --> 00:18:21,214
- Yeah.
460
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:23,490
- She didn't even know.
461
00:18:23,558 --> 00:18:24,938
[both laughing]
462
00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:26,662
Ah, do you see
what we had to deal with
463
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,145
when she was in the kingdom?
464
00:18:28,214 --> 00:18:30,352
Someone fell asleep
through weapons class.
465
00:18:30,421 --> 00:18:32,145
- The nerve.
466
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:34,869
- Well, I won,
and I want my prize.
467
00:18:34,938 --> 00:18:36,696
Kevin, tell them
I want my prize.
468
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:38,041
And it better be good.
469
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:41,662
- Okay, listen up.
The princess is not happy.
470
00:18:41,731 --> 00:18:43,248
The axe is out.
471
00:18:43,317 --> 00:18:47,179
But I know something that
would look great on Sharon.
472
00:18:47,248 --> 00:18:49,490
♪ Your slogan ♪
473
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,903
- Good one, Kev.
474
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:56,524
From now on,
I am to be known as Sharon,
475
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:59,765
the feared and revered
princess warrior.
476
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,972
- That's fierce.
- No, no, no, wait.
477
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,386
You can't take
Brendar's slogan.
478
00:19:04,455 --> 00:19:05,593
- Take it.
479
00:19:05,662 --> 00:19:08,007
[solemn music]
480
00:19:08,076 --> 00:19:10,696
- Time to go.
481
00:19:10,765 --> 00:19:12,248
Nice meeting you all.
482
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,972
- Oh, thanks, Sharon.
Come back any time now.
483
00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:16,558
- Not cool, Kyle.
484
00:19:16,627 --> 00:19:18,662
- What?
- Play me out, Kev-Kev.
485
00:19:18,731 --> 00:19:20,214
- ♪ Who's the barbarian ♪
486
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:22,248
♪ With awesome
might and brawn? ♪
487
00:19:22,317 --> 00:19:24,145
♪ Feared and revered ♪
488
00:19:24,214 --> 00:19:29,696
♪ Her name is Sharon! ♪
489
00:19:29,765 --> 00:19:31,386
- [sighs]
490
00:19:31,455 --> 00:19:32,558
Hmm.
491
00:19:32,627 --> 00:19:34,800
Axe. You lied.
492
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:38,558
- Uh, technically, I said,
"Restrictions apply," so...
493
00:19:38,627 --> 00:19:40,248
- Are those restrictions
494
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:42,903
that you don't have
dragons' tears?
495
00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:45,558
- Yikes.
- I'm sorry, Brendar.
496
00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:47,972
I shouldn't have bought Axe
off the back of a carriage.
497
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,455
- It's not your fault.
498
00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:51,662
- Well, you can still get
the demon Alvin though, right?
499
00:19:51,731 --> 00:19:54,283
- Not without an axe
dipped in dragons' tears.
500
00:19:54,352 --> 00:19:56,593
- Huh, well, uh,
we can just get another one.
501
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:59,007
- They don't sell them
in the marketplace, Evan.
502
00:19:59,076 --> 00:20:00,421
They're rare.
503
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,731
Apparently so rare
504
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,248
that I don't even know
what one looks like.
505
00:20:03,317 --> 00:20:06,248
- Okay, yeah, but we'll find
a depressed dragon
506
00:20:06,317 --> 00:20:08,041
and collect its tears.
507
00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:09,627
Come on, Brendar.
We can fix this.
508
00:20:09,696 --> 00:20:11,524
- No, we can't fix this.
509
00:20:11,593 --> 00:20:13,386
There is no fixing this
510
00:20:13,455 --> 00:20:16,317
because I don't even know
where to start.
511
00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:17,696
- I'm sorry.
512
00:20:17,765 --> 00:20:20,076
I just--I just had to get out
of that castle.
513
00:20:20,145 --> 00:20:22,214
- What's wrong with my castle?
514
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:23,869
- And then I loved
being on the quests
515
00:20:23,938 --> 00:20:26,455
and around you and everyone.
516
00:20:26,524 --> 00:20:28,731
I was afraid
that if I told the truth,
517
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,455
you'd leave me behind.
518
00:20:32,593 --> 00:20:34,662
- Brendar? Are you okay?
519
00:20:34,731 --> 00:20:37,421
- You know what? I think I am.
520
00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:40,248
- You sure?
You can tell us if you're not.
521
00:20:40,317 --> 00:20:42,110
- No, there's nothing to tell.
[chuckles]
522
00:20:42,179 --> 00:20:44,903
Really. I'm good.
523
00:20:44,972 --> 00:20:48,421
Thank you all. I'm going home.
524
00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:55,248
♪ ♪
525
00:20:55,317 --> 00:20:58,110
- Oh, no.
What have I done?
526
00:20:58,179 --> 00:21:00,731
- So that's it?
No more quests?
527
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,179
- I was hoping
for one more great adventure.
528
00:21:04,248 --> 00:21:06,110
- What--what are you guys
talking about?
529
00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:08,421
- You heard her. She's done.
530
00:21:08,490 --> 00:21:11,352
- Okay, I don't know
what you heard.
531
00:21:11,421 --> 00:21:14,179
But what I heard
was a barbarian
532
00:21:14,248 --> 00:21:16,524
with a broken heart
crying out for help.
533
00:21:16,593 --> 00:21:18,145
And after all
she's been through,
534
00:21:18,214 --> 00:21:20,317
she deserves to have us
help her out
535
00:21:20,386 --> 00:21:23,731
'cause, well,
she's helped us out a lot.
536
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,386
And you know what, guys?
We're quest friends.
537
00:21:27,455 --> 00:21:30,352
And we never leave
anyone behind.
538
00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:32,214
[door slams open]
- Where is she?
539
00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:35,731
At long last, Brendar is mine!
540
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,386
- What is Skelly doing here?
541
00:21:39,455 --> 00:21:40,834
- Oh, I'm sorry.
542
00:21:40,903 --> 00:21:43,834
I didn't mean to interrupt.
Is, uh, Brendar here?
543
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,800
- She left, like,
five minutes ago.
544
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,317
- Gah!
545
00:21:47,386 --> 00:21:49,593
- Do you maybe want
to leave a message?
546
00:21:49,662 --> 00:21:50,765
- Oh, yeah, uh, tell her
547
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:52,834
that Generally Skelly,
that's S-K--
548
00:21:52,903 --> 00:21:55,490
- What are you doing?
This is a surprise attack.
549
00:21:55,558 --> 00:21:57,490
- Ooh, yeah, tell her
it's a surprise attack.
550
00:21:57,558 --> 00:21:59,972
- Wha--no, just go.
Back to the castle.
551
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:02,283
Wha--are you leaving a tip?
552
00:22:02,352 --> 00:22:03,765
You didn't order anything!
553
00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:05,972
You don't leave a tip
when you don't order.
554
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,214
- I wanted to get a milkshake.
555
00:22:07,283 --> 00:22:08,179
- You can get
a froyo at home.
556
00:22:08,248 --> 00:22:09,386
- [groans]
557
00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:13,986
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