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No, that's fine, hon.
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Of course.
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Oh, I completely understand.
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Honestly fine.
Please.
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Yeah, we will.
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All right.
Love you, bye.
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What happened?
What happened?
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Charlotte's pulled out.
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Oh, my God.
I thought you'd hurt yourself.
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She ate some old rice and now
she says she's too sick to come.
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I knew she'd fucking do this.
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This specifically?
Don't eat rice from the fridge
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if you don't know how
long it's been there.
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I mean, she's probably lying, isn't she?
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That would be just like her.
Let's get you up.
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All right, come on.
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Our numbers are all out now. Oh...
We may as well cancel.
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See, this is why I don't throw
parties because nobody gives a shit.
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OK, we can't cancel now.
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Everyone's on their way.
Oh, my God. Call Dan.
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Ha... No. Why not?
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Because he's got a girlfriend.
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Oh, he was over the other night.
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Hm. They're open.
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Christ, what's that mean then?
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It means that, uh, he is in love with her,
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but actually has sex with me.
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Well, that's perfect.
You look like a total slut tonight.
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Oi!
The tits!
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Well...
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Good point, actually.
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No, no, no, no. I'll call Joe.
I'll call Joe. Really?
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Yeah, yeah, he's always keen
to hang out. Joe? Yeah.
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Joe.
Mm-hm.
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Hey, Joe.
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We're doing this murder mystery
party thing at our house
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and, um, I thought you might be
free tonight.
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You are?
Great, fantastic.
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Tell him to bring a chair.
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Sorry. What? We don't have enough.
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What were you going to do before?
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I dunno.
Take turns on the ones we have.
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Uh, sorry, yes.
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Uh, can you bring a chair?
It's a very weird question.
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Yeah.
Great.
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OK.
We'll see you soon.
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OK, great.
See you soon.
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I'm so sorry, I have to go.
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It's OK.
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Little welcome treat.
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Much obliged.
Merci beaucoup.
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So where were you on the
night of the moi-der?
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I was in the kitchen.
Hm... Yeah.
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Erm, so how...
How do you know Jessie?
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Yeah, we, uh, we went to
school together. Ah, OK.
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Uh, yeah.
OK.
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Didn't actually get along that well.
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Oh, right. What did you...?
What sort of arguments did you have?
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Um, not so much...
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I stole money from her.
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OK.
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My... Did I find my own fingerprints?
Hm. No.
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I'll get back to you later.
OK.
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Well, hello there, little Missy.
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I can't help but notice
you're left handed.
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The same as the killer.
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Are you done?
Play along.
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Go away.
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What's your issue?
What? Nothing.
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That a wig?
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Are you a fan of British comedy?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You haven't seen British comedy
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until you've seen Manuel absolutely
struggle with some plates.
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Fawlty Towers, very good.
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That's right, yeah.
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It's like we're so glued to our
phones we can't even look at someone
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face-to-face any more.
Hm, completely.
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You know, even just yesterday...
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Yeah, it's like we've been conditioned
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to become these like narcissistic
mindless freaks. Mm-hm.
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We're rewarded with likes.
It's an addiction.
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Sorry, do you need any help in here?
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I'm good, thank you.
That's really kind of you.
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Do you like the red wine?
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It's good for a cheap wine, I guess.
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Different strokes. Yeah.
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Well, it can't have been me,
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I was visiting the apothecary.
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A-pothecary.
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Apothe-Cary.
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Apothecary...
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"All good if you're busy."
Jesus Christ, what have you done?
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What are you doing?
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I'm getting into character.
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Well, can you hurry up?
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I think I might actually kill Sarah
at this party.
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Sounds like that there may be two
murders on our hands this evening.
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What was that?
What?
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Don't do that voice out there.
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Please, don't do that voice.
Don't do it.
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OK. Oh, my God.
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Oh!
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Oh, oh...
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Hello?
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Hello.
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Sorry is this Jessie?
It's Tom.
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Tom!
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Of course, sorry.
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I, uh... I just... Obviously, what
I did is I didn't save your number,
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um, in my phone so it just kind of
came up as a random number instead.
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How are you, pal?
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Uh... Yeah, I'm good.
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Hey, sorry to call out the blue.
Are you up to anything right now?
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No. No, no, um...
What, why?
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I have this audition I've got to do.
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Congratulations. I...
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The character's Australian. Oh.
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Gross.
Yeah, right.
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Um, well...
You're the closest I've got.
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To an Australian, I mean
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and, um, I, I just thought maybe
you'd be able to...
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tell me if I'm completely
embarrassing myself
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with this accent.
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Mm. OK.
Oh, well, yeah, I mean, um...
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Oh, you mean come over now?
Yeah. Do you...?
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I know it's short notice but, um,
I dunno, I... I just thought
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maybe you'd be keen.
Uh, to record it I mean.
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To... To... To help me.
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But, uh, it if it's a bad...
Mm, mm, yeah, yeah no, no.
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Um, yeah, sorry, of course.
Come on over.
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I mean, like, it's totally fine, yeah.
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Great.
OK.
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Thanks.
Cool!
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I mean... I mean, I'm always keen
to help an old cobber
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if he's in a bit of a pickle.
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Actually I've just remembered
I'm busy tonight.
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I'm kidding.
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Of course.
Sorry, sorry.
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I'll see you, I'll see you soon.
OK, yeah. OK.
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All right, bye.
Bye.
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Bye-bye, bye-bye.
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Oh...
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That's fine.
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That's...
Yeah.
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Hello?
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Hi, it's Joe.
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Quick, get in before anyone sees.
Yeah.
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Why have you brought two chairs?
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Didn't know what kind you'd want.
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Christ.
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Oh, Joe. Hi.
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Thanks for coming.
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I wouldn't miss it for the world.
So...
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And we actually have met before.
No costume?
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I didn't really have time. I...
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Your character is
Baroness Von Humperdinck,
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a socialite with a chequered past.
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Oof. Right, well...
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Well, I'll try and fit this through.
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Don't know if she likes me.
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I don't think she does.
OK.
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How can you say zat I am ze murderer
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when at ze same time as ze murder,
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I caught these two in ze early
stages of coitus, both of you.
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Ooh... Ooh!
Yes, how do you explain zat?
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I hardly know this bird.
I was port-side swabbing the deck.
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So sorry, I can't understand.
What accent are you trying to do?
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Right, well, it's a cockney. It's
clearly a British cockney accent.
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Oh, it was cockney?
Yeah, that was, actually.
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Excuse me, zere has been a murder.
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Nobody is doing an accent
so let's focus on the murder.
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Yes, the murder.
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Well, I certainly have an alibi.
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You see, I was down at the oil mill
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'cos I'm an oil man and I was
searching for oil at the oil mill
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so I am spoken for.
Much obliged.
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Those accents you're fine with, though?
Yeah.
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I can understand good accents.
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Oh. Who's that then?
I'll get it.
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If that's Charlotte,
tell her she's trespassing.
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It says here at 8.55 a.m.,
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ze kitchen boy found a bloody
cummerbund on the cellar floor.
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G'day, mate.
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Hi.
Hi. Wow.
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Uh, what are you wearing?
Oh!
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This... This little thing.
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Uh, no we're just having
some friends over for dinner,
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just a casual thing.
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OK, uh, is it still all right
for me to come in?
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Course, yeah.
Totally.
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What are these?
Oh, yeah, I, um...
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I didn't want to turn up empty-handed
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and these are the only things I've
seen you eat so they're for you.
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Oh!
Oh, that's so sweet.
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Wow.
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Let's get these in some water, shall we?
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Your weapon card. You've got
the weapon card, so you keep that.
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Oh, yeah, there's a main course.
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That's for you and then I'll keep this.
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Hi, guys. Sorry, this is Tom.
Tom, this is everybody.
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Hi, everyone.
Hey. Well, hello, Tom.
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Oh, my God, Tom, hi!
How are you? Yeah, I'm...
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I'm so glad to see you! Are you, um,
coming to my party? 'Cos...
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Good thing I brought two chairs.
Ha!
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Or you'd have been on the floor, mate.
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Oh, my God, sorry.
He's not staying for the party.
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He's just here to record something
so he'll be really quick.
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Uh, my room's up on the stairs
on the right. Sorry. OK, OK.
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But we're in the middle of a game.
I'm not the murderer, it's fine.
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Aw! Jessie!
What?!
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OK, so that ruins everything.
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Just get a grip, OK?
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Look, you should be ashamed
of yourselves.
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We're all nearly in our 30s.
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Was that Tom Kapoor?
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I think it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Definitely, definitely.
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Be classy, please!
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No, that's weird.
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Hi.
Hey. This is my room.
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It's very nice.
Yeah.
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I'll give you the grand tour.
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Um...
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This is a plant I've recently killed.
Oh, yeah.
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That looks really dead. Yeah.
So...
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Thank you for doing this, by the way.
It's really helpful.
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No, no, it's fine.
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It's good to have an excuse to get away
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from everything downstairs so...
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Right, well, I promise it'll be over quick.
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I actually have a super-early
flight tomorrow, so... Sure.
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I... Yeah, and I've, um, got to
reset the mousetraps
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in the kitchen tomorrow morning
as well so I...
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We've both got big days.
Right, yeah. So...
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Should we, uh...?
Yeah, so, yeah, um, I'll...
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Yeah.
OK... probably sit...
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He had sex with Jessie? Yes.
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What? Oh, my God!
Was it on purpose?
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Don't say it like that.
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I'm not saying it like anything,
I'm just surprised.
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I'm more surprised she's into him.
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Well, that's stupid.
He's stunning and rich.
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Yeah, did you smell him?
He smelt so good. Mm...
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Yeah, rich people always smell good.
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I don't think Jessie's the kind of person
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who goes for that sort of stuff.
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Uh, every person looks for that sort
of stuff. There's no other stuff.
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How old is he?
He's 32, I've already checked.
250
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,200
He's probably lying.
251
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,600
Celebrities always do that.
252
00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,360
He actually plays squash at my club.
253
00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,600
No!
254
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,160
How could you not tell me that?
255
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,560
Oh, my God.
256
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,360
Thought I mentioned it the...
the other day.
257
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,280
And action.
258
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,960
Sorry, sorry... Sorry, should I say
action? It's, what is....
259
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,280
What's industry standard?
260
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,120
Don't say action. Don't say action.
Yeah. Got it, OK.
261
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,200
Thank you.
262
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,240
Sorry, I've got the first line.
263
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,000
Sorry, sorry, I... Oh, yeah,
so I don't have to say action.
264
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,440
Yeah. I'll just do the line.
Yeah. Uh, OK...
265
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,360
No.
Right, here we go.
266
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,560
OK.
267
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:41,120
With all due respect, Mr Ashton,
if you think you can come here
268
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,600
and demand the plans
for the Willoughby farm,
269
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,280
you are sadly mistaken.
270
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,520
I'm not asking.
I'm telling.
271
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,200
Jessie?
Sorry, sorry.
272
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,720
You OK?
Yeah. Yeah.
273
00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,240
What's up? I don't want to freak
you out. That was really good.
274
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,240
That was just, um...
OK, don't act so surprised.
275
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,800
I'm not surprised! I'm just...
I'm impressed, I'm impressed.
276
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,240
Whoa, OK. OK.
I've heard it once now
277
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,920
so I can do it to the end.
Yeah, fine, cool. OK, here we go.
278
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,240
With all due respect, Mr Ashton,
if you think you can come here
279
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,600
and demand the plans
for the Willoughby farm,
280
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:17,120
you are sadly mistaken.
I'm not asking. I'm telling.
281
00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,280
I can't...
282
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,960
Well, I won't be told anything.
283
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,240
You misunderstand.
284
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,920
This is a courtesy.
I'm not waiting for your permission.
285
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,400
Sorry.
Come on!
286
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,640
I just... It's so good
that it's freaking me out.
287
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,520
OK, OK.
We'll do it again.
288
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,800
OK, fine. One more.
Professional.
289
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,400
Yeah. I'm sorry. OK.
This is the one. OK, here we go.
290
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,520
Whoo!
291
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,720
With all due respect, Mr Ashton,
if you think you can come here
292
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,800
and demand the plans
for the Willoughby farm,
293
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,280
you are sadly mistaken.
294
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,320
I'm not asking. I'm telling.
295
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,040
I won't be told anything.
296
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,240
You misunderstand.
297
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,880
This is a courtesy.
I'm not waiting for your permission.
298
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,240
Move aside, Mr. Mayor.
299
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,200
He's the mayor? Jessie!
Oh, sorry! Come on.
300
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,040
I'm sorry, that's just a big plot point.
301
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,120
OK, give me the phone.
No, no, no, no, no!
302
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,000
I promise. One more... I promise.
You get one more shot.
303
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,760
Yes. OK. Sorry.
Just really... He's the mayor?
304
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,160
Yeah.
That's insane.
305
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,120
No, I know it's a wild plot twist.
OK, come on. I mean... OK.
306
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,240
I'm going to ask if he
wants to stay for dinner. Yes.
307
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,840
Such a nice touch. Do it.
Jessie will be mortified.
308
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,240
It's fine. I'll be chill.
309
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,160
Are we done playing
the murder mystery game?
310
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,800
Can I take this hat off now? No!
311
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,360
I thought that was just
what you normally wear.
312
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,440
I thought it looked really good,
actually.
313
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,840
You misunderstand.
This is a courtesy.
314
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,320
I think these are pretty good.
You seem Australian.
315
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,520
Now all I have to do is master
the New Zealand accent.
316
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,000
Ha-ha! Can't be done.
Don't even try.
317
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,520
Can't be done.
Don't even try. OK.
318
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:48,840
You're good.
319
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,840
Can't believe you can just
watch yourself back like that.
320
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,360
Comes with the job, I guess.
321
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,840
I would hate to watch myself.
322
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:59,560
Why? Cos I hate to just
look at my own face.
323
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,920
I think you have a nice face.
324
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,240
That's a lovely thing to say.
325
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,160
If only I respected your opinion.
Oh.
326
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,480
Can I... talk to you for a second?
327
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:32,320
What do you want?
How's it going in there? Fine.
328
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,400
Yeah.
329
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,920
Is that all you called me out here for?
Is Tom staying for dinner?
330
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:41,320
No. He's possibly...
Yeah, going to go.
331
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,840
Probably?
Yeah.
332
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,360
OK.
I think so.
333
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,520
Oh.
Hm.
334
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,840
No, don't.
Don't. Don't!
335
00:15:55,720 --> 00:16:01,560
Tom, uh, Jessie and I were wondering
if you wanted to stay for dinner.
336
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,040
Uh, yeah, that'd be great.
Thanks.
337
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,240
Great!
338
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,440
I'll make up a place.
339
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,920
See you out there.
OK.
340
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,040
Thanks, Kate!
341
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,200
You totally don't have to
stay for dinner.
342
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,200
No, no, please.
I'd like to. Um...
343
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,920
Great.
Yeah.
344
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,080
Let me just...
Oh, no.
345
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,760
You don't have to do that.
346
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,720
Well, you never know.
Might save him.
347
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,320
Well, thanks.
348
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,880
That's actually a she though, so...
349
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,880
Hurry up, everyone give a spoon.
350
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,560
Quickly, quick, as you can please.
351
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,920
OK.
352
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,920
Joe?
353
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,880
It looks as though he has enough there.
354
00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,480
Hm.
355
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,120
Do you want some bread, Tom?
356
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,920
Yes, how old are you, Tom?
357
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,200
Um, no, I'm good for bread, thank you.
358
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,880
Could I get some more parsley,
though? Oh, of course.
359
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,360
I'm joking.
He's joking.
360
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,840
There's actually a lot.
361
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:26,400
Really impressive.
No-one else thought that was rude?
362
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,480
Yeah.
363
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,520
Reese Witherspoon!
364
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,760
No, it's not Reese Witherspoon.
Natalie Portman. No.
365
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:31,840
What is this game?
366
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,600
A celebrity is coming to dinner,
but will they fit through the door?
367
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,440
The Duchess of Cambridge? Who?
368
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:39,320
So we have to guess who they are
based on their height? Yes.
369
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,600
And what if they don't fit?
370
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,840
Then they're not invited to dinner.
Jason Statham!
371
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,280
No, it's not Jason Statham.
372
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,840
Ooh, ooh, Reese Witherspoon. No.
Oh, my God.
373
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,840
Shia LaBeouf.
No, it's not Shia LaBeouf.
374
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,720
Oh, it's never him.
No-one ever picks him.
375
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,080
Oh, uh, Scarlett Johansson.
376
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,280
Yes!
377
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,280
Oh, my God.
How did you guess that?
378
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,960
Oh, well, she... She came up
to about here on me.
379
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,200
You met her? Very cool.
380
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,720
That's unfair advantage.
381
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,040
Wait, so did you work with her?
382
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,240
No, we just met a couple of times.
Very cool.
383
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:10,400
But she's so tiny. I could fit
her entire body into my body.
384
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,560
Oh, she could wear your skin
as a onesie, couldn't she?
385
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,040
All right, me next.
Give me the tape measure.
386
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:19,040
Right so, um, OK, um...
387
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,320
Ooh, tall!
388
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,920
I'd actually prefer it
if she wore your skin as a onesie.
389
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,000
Sorry, what was that?
You heard what I said.
390
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,720
No, I, I didn't quite...
I said I'd actually prefer it...
391
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,680
Yeah... if she wore your skin as
a onesie. That's dis... disgusting.
392
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,160
I think it's very complimentary.
Why would you say that to me?
393
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,200
Hagrid. It can't be a character!
394
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,920
Hagrid, Hagrid! Yes. Yes!
Hagrid's taller than that. No!
395
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,680
Yeah, you can... You can...
396
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,840
If you want to stay, you can stay.
397
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,360
It's obviously...
398
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,760
an early morning for you, so...
399
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,000
if you want to stay over
then that's fine.
400
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,520
Like, watch a movie or, or...
401
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,680
You should stay. Yeah, if you want
to stay, if that's what you want.
402
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,760
I have, like, a king single
so that's fine.
403
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:13,720
We can fit probably both.
I'm happy to... to host that, like...
404
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,200
You want to have sex?
OK.
405
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,920
Sure.
See you upstairs.
406
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,280
What are you saying?
407
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,440
What are you saying to yourself?
408
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,920
Just ask him to stay.
409
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,760
Would you like to stay over?
410
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,000
Don't do the hand.
411
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,120
Bye, thank you. Mwah!
412
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,160
Oh, no, um, sorry.
That's actually mine. Oh.
413
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,440
And that's mine as well.
Oh.
414
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,320
I brought it from home.
Sorry, mate.
415
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,200
That's all right. Mate.
416
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,840
Jessie's a really special girl.
417
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,440
Yeah, she is.
418
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,520
We all just... adore her.
419
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,840
Me too.
420
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,240
And we think Dan's just great
for her at the moment.
421
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,320
Oh.
422
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,040
Are they seeing each other again?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
423
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,120
Yeah, it's pretty on and off, but, um...
424
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,520
From what I'm hearing,
it's very much on at the moment.
425
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,040
I think I've met him, actually.
426
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:30,000
That's great. He's great. He's a
great guy. Yeah, he's a great guy.
427
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,320
OK.
428
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,960
No.
429
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,120
No, no, no, no.
430
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,640
Oh.
Are you off?
431
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,880
Yeah.
I've got to go pack.
432
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,000
Oh, um...
433
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:07,520
Right. I was going to say,
if you wanted to stay, um... What?
434
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,040
Uh... Stay and what?
435
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,480
My little Miss Scarlet.
436
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,440
Hey, Dan.
Hi, man.
437
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,720
Did you save me some food?
438
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,600
Bye.
Is any of this vegan?
439
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,280
Bye...
440
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,400
I'm off, then.
441
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,720
Oh, and, um, if Katy's to know,
I was the murderer.
442
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,440
That's fine.
443
00:21:42,305 --> 00:22:42,892
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