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What are we going to do, Mike?
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The mayor and Paul take
off to Miami for 3 days,
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we have absolutely
no explanation.
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3 words...
Spring break fever.
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He missed the state
of the city speech.
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He missed the city
council meeting.
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He didn't miss
the wet t-shirt contest.
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everybody listen.
Center yourselves.
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All right,
everyone close your eyes.
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I want you to picture yourselves
lying on a beach. O. K?
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There's a soothing breeze that
is carrying these words to you.
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We... can... handle... this.
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Are you there?
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You on the beach?
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I could never
afford this place.
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There are no Black people here.
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I am so not ready
for bathing suit season.
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Thank God you're not wearing one.
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Settle down, settle down.
Settle down, please.
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You're probably all wondering
why the mayor took
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a brief, unannounced trip
to Florida this week.
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Well, I have
that answer for you.
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The mayor has a friend who...
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Was in serious trouble.
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What kind of trouble, Mike?
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Well, this friend...
If you must know...
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Had a...
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A nervous breakdown.
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Come on, Mike.
Who was with the mayor in Miami?
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He was with me.
We almost caught a fish.
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What?
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What?
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We gotta fix this.
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They think I had
a nervous breakdown.
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Paul, worse case scenario,
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you can't buy firearms
for 2, 3 years.
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Oh, this is not good,
this is not good.
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You protected
the mayor, Paulie.
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And whether
you meant to or not,
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I'm still proud of you.
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Nothing's gonna change
around here.
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No one's gonna treat
you any differently.
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Hey, Mike.
Nut job.
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Mike,
the post called.
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They want to know if and when
Paul's gonna be replaced.
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Paul who?
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Oh, God.
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I said I would handle this.
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We get you a shrink,
and you know what he'll say?
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This'll only hurt for a second.
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Bzzzt!
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He'll say you had
a bad day, that's it,
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a single, solitary bad day.
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Hey, we all have bad days.
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Exactly. James, I need
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print, tv, and radio
releases for this.
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Mike, that's gonna
take forever.
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I have a date tonight.
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Carter, I'm gonna need some
research on short-term depression.
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Mike, I was really
looking forward to this.
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I suggest you start
by interviewing James.
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And the press
seem to be buying it?
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Oh, yeah.
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Turns out they had a pool
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on when Paul was
gonna break down.
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Damn journalists.
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Did I win anything?
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Off by a few months, sir.
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Look, Mike, Helen's lawyer
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is gonna be
coming along any minute.
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It's gonna be
a very simple divorce.
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All I want to keep
are my golf clubs...
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And this portrait of my mother.
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Whoa.
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That's a handsome woman, sir.
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Anyway, the rest
can all go to Helen.
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Well, uh, sir, shouldn't you be
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discussing this
with your attorney?
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You did go to law
school, did you not?
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Well, yes, sir, but come on.
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Who didn't?
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The last thing we need is
some High profile attorney
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milking this thing
for publicity.
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sir,
as much as I would
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love to represent you, I don't
see how I can find the time
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to possibly...
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Hello. Mr. Mayor.
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Yes.
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I'm Laurie paris.
I represent your wife.
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Hi.
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I'm Mike Flaherty.
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I'm the mayor's lawyer.
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And there's nothing you can do?
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I see.
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No, thank you.
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Apparently, it's not
illegal to be naked
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in front of
a big picture window.
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Big plans tonight?
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This newlywed couple moved into
apartment across from mine,
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and they have not stopped...
Shall we say
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celebrating their nuptials?
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How do you know
they're newlyweds?
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Oh, they have cans
tied to their legs.
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I'm guessing, James.
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What do you know?
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It sounds like our mr.
Open-minded Carter here
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just might be
a tiny bit heterophobic.
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No, no. Not at all.
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Some of my best friends
are heterosexual.
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At least, they think they are.
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If you just step
into my office,
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I have to take care
of some very important,
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pressing, urgent
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government business.
I'll be right...
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Ruthie, how are my teeth?
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All clear.
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How's my breath?
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O.k., never do that again.
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Gum, please.
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I don't what it is
about this woman.
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I can't remember the last time
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my hands were this sweaty.
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It's a good thing
I'm wearing cashmere.
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Thank you.
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Got it.
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This is you
and president Clinton?
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Oh, bill.
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He's a good guy.
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So, where did we leave off
back at the mansion?
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Oh, well, you said I should
drop by your office sometime
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to see the picture
of you and the president.
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Well, then...
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Check.
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The first thing I'm gonna need
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is a list of assets.
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Well, I'm witty,
well-read.
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I was thinking
more along the lines
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of the mayor's material assets.
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Got that...
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Right here.
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Ask her where she's from.
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Fine out what she's
interested in,
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hobbies, etc.,
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um... excuse me.
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These are just
my notes from, uh...
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When I was a game show host.
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Look at you.
You're blushing.
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I am not.
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You might wanna go a little
easier on the Rouge then.
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You think?
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For fall?
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Well, either way,
I think it's very cute.
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So...
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So, uh...
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We should get back,
you know, to...
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Whatever it is we were doing.
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Divorce.
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Divorce, that's right.
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I'm a divorce lawyer.
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I'm the deputy mayor.
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How's that going for you?
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Very well.
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Listen, Laurie, I was thinking,
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maybe, uh, sometime you and
I could get together...
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You know, I have
this one steadfast rule.
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Don't date opposing council.
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It's really just a matter
of personal integrity.
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But you're a lawyer.
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Running off to Miami
the day I moved in
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is no way to start our life together.
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The mayor made me do it.
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I don't understand, Paul.
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Why are you so afraid
of committing to me?
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It's not just you.
I'm afraid of committing, period.
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You see this suit?
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I started with the green one.
Then boom, I change it.
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Then I change it again.
The only thing left of my original outfit
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are these socks.
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They don't match.
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There's the Claudia candor
that I missed.
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We are not hunky dory here.
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You're right.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't know what I'm thinking.
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There.
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No. No.
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This is one problem
those silky lips
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can't solve.
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Paul, you hurt me.
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We have trust issues now.
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Nuh-uh! I trust you.
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Oh.
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This is really hard for me,
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but I think we need to
take a break right now.
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I'm sorry about this, doc.
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Paul seems to be
running a little bit late.
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Believe me, I'm used to it.
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People put off going
to the psychiatrist
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the same way they put off
going to the dentist.
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And then, one day, pfft!
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You're nuts.
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So, how is business?
Good?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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How are you doing?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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No, I was just
making small talk.
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'Cause you know, I'm, uh...
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I'm the kind of guy,
if I have a problem...
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I like to take care
of it myself.
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Self-reliant.
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That's the way I am.
Always have been.
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You know you want to.
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I met this girl.
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Well, this is a new one.
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We're really connecting.
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But we're working together
professionally, and she...
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Feels dating would be
inappropriate right now?
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Right. But ever
since I was a kid...
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You've acted on your feelings
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the moment you've had them?
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Doc, do you mind?
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Because it's really
hard for me to open up.
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Well, this is not difficult.
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You're crowding her.
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Don't press things.
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You'll just ruin it.
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Yeah.
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Well.
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I don't see a ring
on your finger.
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Oh, hey, Paulie.
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You're just in time.
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I leave you in the capable hands of dr.
No love.
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You're welcome.
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Well, let's sit you down
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and get you pronounced sane.
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It's really just a formality.
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My whole life is falling apart.
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Why? Why? Why?
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oh...
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So you went to wellesley.
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Why does every guy
smile like that
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when they find out I went
to an all-girls school?
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I don't know.
Maybe we, uh...
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Just imagine your study groups.
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All of you huddled up
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in a candlelit dorm room...
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Wearing nighties.
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Feeding each other grapes.
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Try sweat pants
and eating pizza.
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It still works.
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We should probably start
with the motion in limine.
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Excellent.
The young Lady will have
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the motion
in limine.
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Mike, I told you I
wouldn't feel comfortable
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dating someone
I was working with.
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Laurie, we're two people,
we're sitting here,
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we're discussing a divorce.
This is not a date.
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Not yet. Not yet.
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Mike, I asked you
for one simple thing...
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Just let's get
through this case...
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And you couldn't even
respect that.
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I have a valid excuse.
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I didn't think you meant it.
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Here I am
walking you through this,
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going easy on you because
it's been so long
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since you've actually
practiced law in any way...
267
00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:31,354
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Easy... on me?
268
00:11:31,422 --> 00:11:33,354
I'm gonna be honest
with you, Laurie.
269
00:11:33,422 --> 00:11:36,220
I'm sitting here thinking maybe
my 6-year absence from the law
270
00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:38,353
makes this fair.
271
00:11:40,086 --> 00:11:41,552
O.k. That's it.
272
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,284
Kid gloves are off.
273
00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:45,518
Oh, what is that, a threat?
274
00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:48,750
'Cause I gotta tell
you... oh, I'm shakin'!
275
00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:51,716
Well, you should be.
I do this every day of my life.
276
00:11:51,784 --> 00:11:54,882
And you just ordered my first
motion as an appetizer.
277
00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,181
Bye, mother!
278
00:11:59,082 --> 00:12:01,347
Don't you worry, sir.
We'll get your mom back.
279
00:12:01,415 --> 00:12:04,279
That's what father used to say.
280
00:12:04,347 --> 00:12:05,779
Thank you.
281
00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:08,778
Now what?
282
00:12:08,846 --> 00:12:10,778
Uh, that was the psychiatrist.
283
00:12:10,846 --> 00:12:13,710
Ahem... apparently...
284
00:12:13,778 --> 00:12:15,777
Paul's been committed.
285
00:12:24,608 --> 00:12:26,540
So any luck
getting my stuff back?
286
00:12:26,608 --> 00:12:28,207
Ah, no, sir.
Not yet.
287
00:12:28,274 --> 00:12:30,406
But we've launched
our own offensive...
288
00:12:30,474 --> 00:12:32,538
We have most of Helen's
summer wardrobe.
289
00:12:32,606 --> 00:12:35,671
What am I gonna do
with 50 sun dresses?
290
00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:37,537
Frankly, sir, that's
your own business.
291
00:12:37,605 --> 00:12:39,537
We have counterpunched, though.
292
00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:41,169
Mike, so, uh,
293
00:12:41,237 --> 00:12:43,036
Paulie's doing o. k.
Over there?
294
00:12:43,104 --> 00:12:46,068
Oh, yeah, uh... oh!
You know what?
295
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:49,134
That was really nice sending
your old Teddy bear over there.
296
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:53,533
Well, mr. Snuggles always cheered
me up when I was feeling blue.
297
00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:56,265
Unfortunately, they had to...
298
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:59,765
Rip out mr. Snuggle's
eyes.
299
00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:02,064
They were afraid Paul
might choke on 'em.
300
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:04,197
Oh.
301
00:13:08,064 --> 00:13:09,563
Oh, God.
302
00:13:13,062 --> 00:13:13,994
Well...
303
00:13:14,062 --> 00:13:15,494
What a nice surprise.
304
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,127
Look, Mike, I think
we need to recognize
305
00:13:18,195 --> 00:13:20,593
we've gotten into a
really petty place here.
306
00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:23,726
She's not happy about
the dresses, is she?
307
00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:25,624
It's 90 degrees out.
308
00:13:25,692 --> 00:13:28,857
She's at the equestrian
center in a velour jumpsuit.
309
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:31,990
I hope this humidity
doesn't get any worse,
310
00:13:32,057 --> 00:13:35,356
'cause that velour...
That doesn't breathe.
311
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,488
There are a few items on
the property settlement
312
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,621
that are still unaccounted for,
313
00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:42,387
such as the mayor's golf clubs.
314
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,387
I know nothing about them.
315
00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:46,453
Well... whose clubs
are these?
316
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,252
Those are mine.
317
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,952
Would you, uh, mind showing me
318
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,618
how you use this?
319
00:13:57,118 --> 00:13:58,216
Yeah.
320
00:14:22,044 --> 00:14:24,110
Beginner.
321
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,542
Look at this. Encyclopedia
of psychological disorders.
322
00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:33,474
It's not even here.
There's no mention of heterophobia!
323
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,440
Maybe you're the first case.
324
00:14:38,974 --> 00:14:41,805
Jeez, you'd think it would be
as common as fear of flowers!
325
00:14:41,872 --> 00:14:43,972
My dad has that.
326
00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:45,737
Very sad.
327
00:14:46,905 --> 00:14:49,869
Makes funerals that
much tougher on him.
328
00:14:51,071 --> 00:14:53,502
I'm not supposed to be
out of the main area.
329
00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,468
Paul, mental health
is a lifelong journey.
330
00:14:55,536 --> 00:14:59,034
However, you have 90 seconds until your
exit interview, so shut up and listen.
331
00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:01,033
They'll ask some
basic questions, Paul.
332
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,900
Who the president is, what
day of the week it is.
333
00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:06,899
Oh, my God!
How long have I been in here?!
334
00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:08,898
I just think we should discuss
335
00:15:08,966 --> 00:15:11,898
some things to steer clear of:
336
00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:14,130
Suicide, your mother.
337
00:15:14,198 --> 00:15:16,896
Your theory
on who built the pyramids.
338
00:15:16,964 --> 00:15:20,095
I'm telling you,
chimps are tool users!
339
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:25,493
What could mrs. Winston
possibly want
340
00:15:25,561 --> 00:15:26,994
with the mayor's cigars?
341
00:15:27,061 --> 00:15:31,159
She finds it really helps her
enjoy the mayor's cognac.
342
00:15:31,227 --> 00:15:33,025
Well, that's not very nice.
343
00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:35,658
I'm not paid
$200 an hour to be nice.
344
00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,858
Yeah? Well, I'm not paid...
345
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,389
A different amount...
346
00:15:42,457 --> 00:15:44,389
To be your patsy, o. K?
347
00:15:44,456 --> 00:15:46,222
Those cigars
were a gift to the mayor
348
00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:47,788
from the president of Ecuador,
349
00:15:47,856 --> 00:15:51,054
therefore is separate property and
not subject to marital division.
350
00:15:51,121 --> 00:15:55,386
I think someone spent last night
brushing up on his property law.
351
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,886
That would be a comment
of a personal nature,
352
00:15:57,953 --> 00:15:59,952
and therefore inappropriate
to these proceedings.
353
00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:02,284
Give us back the stogies.
354
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,450
Come on, I've had enough.
Can we stop this?
355
00:16:04,518 --> 00:16:06,484
No, no, no.
Next item up for bids:
356
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:08,282
Mrs. Winston's
eye creams.
357
00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:11,582
The mayor wants 'em.
358
00:16:11,649 --> 00:16:13,782
he wants 'em bad.
359
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,447
What if I told you
360
00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:19,913
you're really adorable
when you're angry?
361
00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:22,313
Also a comment
of a personal nature.
362
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:24,445
Also inappropriate
to these proceedings.
363
00:16:24,513 --> 00:16:27,444
And for the record,
I'm not angry.
364
00:16:27,512 --> 00:16:29,344
I'm pouting.
365
00:16:29,412 --> 00:16:30,844
Mike! Sorry to interrupt.
366
00:16:30,911 --> 00:16:32,310
Mike?
367
00:16:32,377 --> 00:16:33,577
Ahem.
368
00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:37,409
Hey.
369
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:42,941
Not in a million years.
370
00:16:43,008 --> 00:16:44,474
O.k.
371
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:46,806
Mike, uh...
372
00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,939
Little problem on the
South Florida front.
373
00:16:50,006 --> 00:16:52,305
Well, I guess
we're all finished.
374
00:16:52,372 --> 00:16:53,472
Ah... no.
375
00:16:53,538 --> 00:16:54,771
No, we're not.
376
00:16:57,504 --> 00:16:58,970
I think you're amazing,
377
00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:01,736
and I can't believe I screwed
up and asked you out
378
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,601
when you expressly
asked me not to.
379
00:17:04,669 --> 00:17:07,800
And I am praying that when
this divorce thing is over
380
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:10,166
and we're not working
together anymore,
381
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:13,233
you will see fit
to forgive me...
382
00:17:13,301 --> 00:17:16,732
Because you knock me
clear to the moon.
383
00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:18,365
There.
384
00:17:18,432 --> 00:17:19,565
I'm done.
385
00:17:22,798 --> 00:17:23,930
Wow. Ha.
386
00:17:27,063 --> 00:17:28,862
One other thing.
387
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:31,961
I can't believe how
much money you make.
388
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,792
That is so cool.
389
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,225
They're saying that Paul's
breakdown in Miami was a lie,
390
00:17:43,293 --> 00:17:45,358
that it was just
two guys on a vacation.
391
00:17:45,425 --> 00:17:47,257
Let me at 'em.
I'm ready to face the reporters.
392
00:17:47,325 --> 00:17:50,990
I appreciate that, Paul, but you may
want to take off that bracelet first.
393
00:17:51,057 --> 00:17:53,322
Oh, right,
because I'm not crazy.
394
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:56,888
Can someone hide Paul?
395
00:17:56,955 --> 00:17:58,854
Come on, Paul.
Everything's gonna be o. k.
396
00:17:58,922 --> 00:17:59,954
I'm not crazy.
397
00:18:00,022 --> 00:18:01,420
Oh, I know you're not.
398
00:18:01,488 --> 00:18:02,953
I'm not. I'm not!
399
00:18:03,021 --> 00:18:05,986
This is not hard.
Your alibi just got wheeled outta here.
400
00:18:06,053 --> 00:18:09,485
Just let the press know about Paul's
little stay in the cracker barrel,
401
00:18:09,553 --> 00:18:11,085
and we are home free!
402
00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:14,184
No. It's one thing to go up there
and say the guy had a bad day.
403
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:16,149
It's an entirely
different thing to say
404
00:18:16,217 --> 00:18:19,349
his dinner entree for the last
3 nights has been pudding.
405
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:21,148
It's been a rough time lately,
406
00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:24,147
what with the press scrutiny
and the breakup with Claudia
407
00:18:24,215 --> 00:18:27,547
and being observed by High school
students on their field trip.
408
00:18:27,615 --> 00:18:29,646
What you have been
through. Hmm.
409
00:18:29,714 --> 00:18:31,646
Tch, tch, tch.
410
00:18:31,714 --> 00:18:33,446
See you tomorrow, Paul.
411
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,644
Well, speaking of
problems, sir,
412
00:18:36,712 --> 00:18:38,644
I gave Claudia the apartment,
413
00:18:38,712 --> 00:18:41,344
so I have no place to stay.
414
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:50,374
Sure is a big mansion.
415
00:18:50,442 --> 00:18:54,640
Well, it seems big, Paul, but
there is just the one bedroom.
416
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:56,505
Really?
417
00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:58,439
Because with all these
hallways,
418
00:18:58,506 --> 00:19:01,504
I never would have guessed.
419
00:19:01,572 --> 00:19:04,804
Well, that's architecture
for you, Paul.
420
00:19:05,738 --> 00:19:06,836
Bye!
421
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:11,568
And don't you worry
about me, sir.
422
00:19:11,636 --> 00:19:14,734
The hospital gave me a whole
bottle of happy pills
423
00:19:14,802 --> 00:19:17,167
to cheer me up,
so I'll be fine.
424
00:19:17,235 --> 00:19:19,267
Wait a minute.
These are aspirin.
425
00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:22,099
Who took my antidepressants?
426
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:25,198
# Oh, the shark, babe #
427
00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:26,565
# has big teeth, dear #
428
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,065
whoo!
429
00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:29,830
# And he keeps them #
430
00:19:29,898 --> 00:19:32,064
# pearly white... #
431
00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:34,463
I, uh, uh...
Have a question, Mike?
432
00:19:34,531 --> 00:19:36,562
I got an answer for you.
433
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:37,761
13!
434
00:19:39,863 --> 00:19:41,228
Shoot from
the West side.
435
00:19:41,295 --> 00:19:44,061
You wanna go right down
the West side highway...
436
00:19:44,127 --> 00:19:47,259
It takes you
right across to my house.
437
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,725
You're on every channel.
438
00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:52,692
You're like Lucy.
439
00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:58,057
If anyone had asked you how to
get to the statue of liberty,
440
00:19:58,124 --> 00:20:00,323
you would have been arrested.
441
00:20:01,656 --> 00:20:03,655
You guys are missing the point.
Look at this.
442
00:20:03,723 --> 00:20:05,554
Look at this.
443
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,753
I am on...
Every channel.
444
00:20:12,488 --> 00:20:14,419
There's no mayor.
There's no Paul.
445
00:20:14,487 --> 00:20:17,418
There's no South Florida.
This is great!
446
00:20:17,486 --> 00:20:19,551
The only down side to this
447
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:23,417
is, you know, everyone
thinks I'm a freaking loon!
448
00:20:23,485 --> 00:20:25,549
And you can live with that?
449
00:20:25,617 --> 00:20:27,583
It's no picnic, Mike.
450
00:20:30,115 --> 00:20:31,914
I'll have this cleared up
in the 11:00 news.
451
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:34,980
Tragic case of mislabeled medication.
Power of prescription drugs.
452
00:20:35,048 --> 00:20:36,847
Call for better regulation.
453
00:20:36,914 --> 00:20:38,912
The power of persuasion.
454
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,745
Making people believe what
I want them to believe.
455
00:20:41,813 --> 00:20:43,578
That's what I do.
It is my gift.
456
00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:45,011
So...
457
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:49,410
That's what you were doing
with me this afternoon?
458
00:20:49,478 --> 00:20:50,909
Laurie. I... wow.
459
00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:54,142
You... you have, uh,
really delicate footsteps.
460
00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:56,042
You knock me clear to the moon.
461
00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:57,974
I cannot believe
I fell for that.
462
00:20:58,042 --> 00:20:59,474
No, I meant that.
463
00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:01,474
I did, every...
Every... every word,
464
00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:03,906
uh, because...
Because you do.
465
00:21:03,974 --> 00:21:05,706
I'm sorry.
I wasn't really listening.
466
00:21:05,774 --> 00:21:10,338
I was trying to imagine where
my apartment was on your chest.
467
00:21:17,337 --> 00:21:20,036
Ooh, I've never
seen anything like that.
468
00:21:21,936 --> 00:21:23,468
Me neither.
469
00:21:23,535 --> 00:21:25,867
And I grew up on a farm.
470
00:21:28,634 --> 00:21:31,166
That guy has got a huge...
471
00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:33,265
Apartment.
472
00:21:34,699 --> 00:21:36,964
No. Carter, you don't
have a problem.
473
00:21:37,032 --> 00:21:38,630
That is just disgusting.
474
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,130
You're not just saying that
to make me feel better?
475
00:21:41,198 --> 00:21:44,463
No. You gotta be
a sick and twisted individual
476
00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:47,462
not to be offended
by something like that.
477
00:21:47,529 --> 00:21:48,462
oh.
478
00:21:48,529 --> 00:21:50,095
Thank God!
479
00:21:50,162 --> 00:21:52,127
It wasn't me.
480
00:21:52,994 --> 00:21:55,959
I'll let myself out.
481
00:21:56,027 --> 00:21:57,859
Sit, ubu, sit.
Good dog.
482
00:22:00,026 --> 00:22:01,358
moo.
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