All language subtitles for Run the World 1x01 - Phenomenal Women (English)

Up to it, down to it.

Fuck those who don't do it.

We do it 'cause we used to it,

so drink, my nigga, drink.

Mm, mm-mm.

Yeah, I'm gonna need
to take that in stages.

- Over here.
- Uh, another round?

- No!
- Yes!

I got this new shit with
jalape�o and mezcal.

- Ooh!
- Yeah!

Hi!

How come I never get
asked to dance by a Lester?

I think it's your face.

Shut up.

Come on, girl, I'll be your Lester.

? For misery, my friends ?

? Cherchez la femme ?

? Hey, now ?

? Cherchez la femme ?

? Oh, yeah Cherchez la femme ?

Your whole "natural early bird" thing

has been bothering me
for the entire 25 years

of my life that I've known you.

Ella, it's 8:30.

Shit!

Yeah, it's probably
not the best for you

to be late as fuck to
your first day of work.

Remind me why

I spent my early 20s trying to build

a professional reputation

instead of sitting
on a really rich dick.

Exactly.

I mean, what were our
mothers thinking with this whole

"pursuit of educational
excellence" bullshit?

I mean, where was the
"There's nothing wrong

"with sleeping your
way to the top, baby,

"as long as you do it discreetly

and before you turn 26" speech?

It's okay. It's okay. I'll move.

- What?
- No, no, no, not you.

I'm just being invisible woman-ed.

At the bodega?

Mm-hmm.

This female colonizer in here

was literally standing on top of me.

You know the whites can't see us.

Anyway, I was just calling
to wish you good luck.

And don't go into
that office this morning

trying to be yourself.

Try being someone much more likable,

like one of those nice
colored girls from Georgia

we went to school with

who were raised to marry well.

Ishmael, what up? I'm finna be late.

Almost, lady, almost.

I cannot believe

you're still eating out of the bodega.

Right now it's a requirement.

Are you not hungover?

'Cause I feel like stir-fried shit.

Ah, pain threshold
hovering around three.

Remember when we were 21,

and we could get in
at five in the morning,

drink a Red Bull,
and just shake it off?

No, I have very few
lucid memories of my 20s.

Bacon, egg, and cheese.

-Uh! -Oh!

- That is mine.
- Oh, I thought it was mine.

I am a woman phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman, that is me.

- Uh...
- Hmm.

Did you just "Phenomenal Woman" her?

Yes, I did.

Oh.

Why she want to make
me angry before 9 a.m.?

I hate when I'm mad on a Monday.

Hips back, elbows down.

So good, team.

Y'all look so good.

Morning, Mother.

Aunt Zelda?

I haven't heard her
name in over ten years.

Mom, the guest list
has to end somewhere.

Okay, Mom, this is work.

Mom, this is work!

I won't call you back.

Hello.

No! I told Chad to do it.

His nepotism is
really starting to show.

Radha, you run the new numbers.

I'll be in soon.

Shh!

Quiet.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Okay.

Daddy, I'm awake.

Daddy?

This is nothing like
when you call me Daddy.

Oh, God.

And how are we today,
mind, body, and soul?

Um...

purple unicorn, blue
heart, pink mermaid.

What about you?

Pink unicorn, yellow
heart, gold mermaid.

You guys ever gonna let
Daddy crack this unicorn code?

Mm, no.

Come on, it's not fair.

Okay, Chicken, close your eyes.

I have a surprise for you.

And open them.

Why are they brown?

Because that is how

all the Black professional
ballerinas do it.

Seems like a bit much
for six weeks of lessons,

though, don't you think?

No, not at all.

Ballet is all about the
aesthetic of the unbroken line.

So pink shoes on a
brown leg is a broken line.

Well, I appreciate your
diligence on the subject.

And as always, your beautiful brain

continues to wow me.

Oh, I got to go.

Uh, I left her tuition
check by the door.

- So, please don't forget it, okay?
- Okay.

And you, I love you. Mwah.

Uh, unicorn, television
set, red mermaid.

- Mm-mm. No.
- No.

But I'm getting it.

-No. -I'm getting it.

- He's not even close, is he?
- Have a good day, guys.

He is something else.

Mm, who you tellin'?

I like what you've done with the place.

Oh, it's a miracle I
have an office at all.

Whoever the fuck invented
open office floor plans

should be forced to listen
to the Lean Inaudiobook

on repeat for the rest of their lives.

You know the digital
revolution cannot be forged

in an office with walls.

You look good.

- You better?
- Think so.

The "book not selling" stuff, yes.

The being branded a "regressive blow

to fourth-wave feminism" part,

- not so much.
- That's bullshit.

Your essay about cooking dinner
ass-naked in an apron and heels

was quite exquisite.

That was a personal story.

I wasn't suggesting it as a practice.

Okay, kiddo, for your first assignment,

you won a trip to cover

Soulja Boy's Legendsparty tonight.

? Superman that ho, what? ?

? Superman that ho, What, what? ?

Come on, Barb.

Ah, don't "Come on, Barb" me.

Soulja Boy...

"He is the first true
Internet rap star.

"He launched a movement
that led to the current wave

"of self-produced
and distributed artists

that shifted the landscape."

Says who?

Says the fucking press release.

When I woke up this morning

and I thought about how
my first day here would go,

I said to myself,

"Why don't you go and
interview that young man

"who basically taught guys everywhere

"how to stick sheets onto women's backs

"with their semen

and do a dance at the same time?"

I'm sorry, but did I
dream that you called all,

"Barb, Barb, what am I gonna do?

"The critics hate my
book," begging me for a job?

- No...
- Sometimes, Ella,

you look up, and life is different.

There's no more car service

or white parties in the Hamptons

or offices with doors that lock

and curtains... curtains that close.

Yeah. I blame Matt Lauer.

I blame that motherfucker, too.

Shit.

Look, I was the first
Black editor in chief

of a mainstream
lifestyle publication at 35.

Now I'm 45, and I'm doing this shit.

Adapt, Ella.

Reinvention, that's the game.

You don't see me walking
around all puh and pathetic.

- I'm not pathetic.
- You a little pathetic.

But you're a good writer,

and you've always been
good with celebrities,

which is why I hired you again.

I just could do without all this

"victim of a failed media
state" shtick you got going on.

Could you just be, I don't know...

grateful?

Just be as committed to grateful

as you are to self-pity.

I am grateful, Barb.

Seriously, thank you for everything.

Great.

Get out my office.

Whoo!

? Now watch me yuuuuuuu ?

? Now watch me yuuuuuuu ?

She didn't close the fucking door.

Oh, hi, you must be Amari's mom.

I'm Julie.

- This is Goldie.
- Hi.

I'm Sondi.

I-I'm actually Amari's
dad's girlfriend.

I mean, we live together,

and I-I obviously still
keep an apartment

because we're not married, so, um...

But I've been in Amari's
life since she was four.

Well, it's nice to meet you.

Our girls just love Amari.

We're so glad she's sticking with it.

Which ones are yours?

Mimi came out looking like her father.

She's in front.

And my Clara's right next to her.

You can see it in her eyes.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Did you just get here,
or did you see me dance?

I totes got here early,

and you were totes the best
one in the whole entire class.

No, I'm totes not.

Ms. Janet says Clara
has the best technique.

Clara, Shmara.

Don't tell anybody,
but your teacher's a liar.

Chicken, what happened
to the shoes I made for you?

I left them at home. Sorry.

No sorrys, dah-ling.

- BRB.
- Okay.

Hi, I'd like to pay
for the next session

for Amari Powell.

Finally.

We usually don't
accept late tuition, but...

we love Amari.

We do offer scholarships

for our underprivileged students.

I can give you a brochure.

Um, no, that'll just
wind up in the trash.

Yes, well, Amari's teacher
asked me to give you this.

Nutritional suggestions
for a six-year-old?

Amari has a great
natural facility for ballet.

We just want to help her
avoid some of the pitfalls

unique to the bodies
of dancers with her...

ethnic background.

I'll be needing that back. Thanks.

Amari, let's go.

- Did you hear that?
- Ooh!

Seriously, go look...

? It don't get any clearer ?

? I can see it In the way you move ?

? Come get A little nearer... ?

- Seriously?
- Ugh!

Why is everybody trying it today?

I would've smacked
that bitch in the face.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

And now Matthew's over here texting me

like I'm in trouble.

Ooh, teacher's pet is fucking up.

He's the one who has
her enrolled in a school

where they're hypersexualizing
her prepubescent body

and subverting her femininity.

I'll take "Academic
Buzzwords" for $600, Alex.

Anyway, I'm enrolling her in
the Dance Theatre of Harlem.

Maybe you should talk
to Matthew about that first.

Right, 'cause those
Negro ballet slippers

were clearly a miss.

Shit!

What in the whole universe?

Cherise. Cherise.

Hey, girl, you got a first-aid kit?

Legally we're required to,

but we're also supposed
to have fire extinguishers,

so I'ma say no.

It's okay.

The whole universe is just
not fucking with me today.

Y'all want a round of
Get Drunk or Die Trying?

Yes.

Cherise, your titties look
particularly amazing today.

Her tits always look amazing.

They're good, right?

- I think so.
- Yes.

Oh, sweet child,
sweet child. I'll be back.

Okay.

- Uh-uh.
- Um...

I thought that you said

your wedding was a
small, intimate affair.

Why are there, like,
300 invitations here?

Because this is no longer my wedding.

This is a wedding for Olabisi Adeyemo,

his mother, his 15 aunts from Nigeria,

and my mother and
her ever-expanding list

of society women and church friends.

Honestly, at this
point, I should just invite

each of Cherise's tits.

Weddings are so overrated.

Huh, inspiring prenuptial insights

from our only married friend.

What? For what Jason
and I spent on our wedding,

I could be debt-free and
have bought a small boat.

Okay, before Renee
makes this all about her,

Whitney, have you bought
your wedding tribal dress yet?

Ugh, no.

The tribal colors from his village

are brown and blue.

And they want me to
wrap my $350 bridal updo

in a... durag thingy.

I'm pretty sure it's
not a durag exactly.

It's like a crown, bougie.

Oh, and the worst of it,

Ola's mother wants
branzino for the fish entr�e.

Mmm, I love branzino.

Uh, no, you don't.

You think you love branzino

because the chefs
always serve it as a special

and people who don't
know better let other people

dictate to them what's
actually special in life.

And because waiters
are always referring to it

as a, um, "European sea bass,"

people get distracted by the fact

that in terms of taste and flavor,

it's just glorified tilapia.

So everybody's passing
over a beautiful piece of halibut

or even a red snapper

because all the chefs of New York

have decided to make branzino a thing.

But branzino's not a thing.

It's just basic.

I think she just called
you a basic bitch.

- Mm-hmm.
- I did no such thing.

- Yes, you did.
- Mm-hmm.

You know what? I'm
gonna take my basic ass

to Matthew's reading of
his essay for The Atlantic,

so you can lick your own
damn wedding invitations.

Hasn't he done several already?

Right, like, how many times
can you present one essay?

It's not like the nigga wrote a book.

Okay, Matthew Powell will
never turn down an occasion

to hear himself speak in front
of a captive audience, so...

No, no, no, no, no, don't go, please.

I was just about to beg you
all to come downtown with me

to this Soulja Boy party tonight.

What's that even mean?

? Soulja Boy up in this ?

? Watch me crank it Watch me roll ?

Welcome to my life at Hot Tea Digest.

I keep telling you guys I
did something really evil

in a past life.

Not, like, Hitler evil
but definitely, like,

Clarence Thomas evil.

Okay, Ella, I love you, boo-boo,

but it's a hard no for me.

What about you two?

You can't be serious.

Soulja Boy is a fucking legend. I'm in.

? Come, all, to the E-Z ?

? Yes ?

? See, this ain't nothin'
That you used to ?

? Out of the ordinary And usual ?

? You got to have The mind state ?

? Like I'm so great ?

? And can't nobody do it Like you do ?

? Miraculous, phenomenal ?

? See, I look too good
To be fuckin' you ?

? And I look too
good To be lovin' you ?

? You know I look way too
good To be stuck with you ?

? I'm conceited I got a reason ?

? See, I look too good
To be getting' whipped... ?

Oh, my God. Is that Jim Jones?

Holy 2006, we just
entered a time capsule.

I'm going to get champs.

I'm gonna go find Soulja Boy.

- Meet you at the bar?
- All right.

I'm coming with you.

What? I want to meet him.

Soulja Boy.

Soulja Boy.

? With his tight white tee ?

Hi. I'm with Hot Tea Digest.

I have an interview with Soulja Boy.

Ma'am, please step away from the rope.

- No press today.
- Oh, please.

How do you even know she's press?

She could be lying.

You know, maybe she's
just some groupie whore

just trying to get in the VIP.

What difference does it make, sir?

Brian!

Well, who invited Ella
McFair to the party?

Hoo!

You look good, girl. where you been?

- In hiding.
- Mm.

Can you get me over there?

I need a few bites from Soulja Boy.

Well, hold up. Hold up.

Has-has Ella McFair rejoined the peons

of the entertainment biz?

Brian, please.

You lucky I been tryin' to holla at you

since we was interns.

Hey, yo, let them in. They good.

Wait here.

A'ight.

Go get him.

Hey, Soulja.

Sorry, Miss, but Mr. Tell 'Em...

- Mr. who?
- Mr. Tell 'Em, he...

Mr. what?

Mr. Soulja Boy Tell
'Em is very specific

about the female optics in his section.

You and your friend
are a bit too... mature

for this part of the club.

What?

You don't look...
"groupie whore" enough.

Oh, my God.

That-that must've been really hard

for you to say out loud.

Do you want a hug?

Come on.

'Cause I hopped up out of the bed,

and I turned my swag
on for you, Mr. Soulja Boy.

God, I wore this dress for a reason.

Come on, I want to talk to that guy.

Soulja was close to letting us in.

Oh, this my shit!

Ah!

? I go on and on ?

? Can't understand How I last so long ?

? I must have superpowers ?

? Last 225,000 hours ?

This is like this every single Monday.

Really?

Hopefully I'll see you
around here more often.

Yeah, well, we'll see.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Good to see you.

Yeah, it's been a minute.

You want another drink?

Champagne, please.

You know who that is, right?

No.

Dude, that's Chris Cabrera.

He's the community peen.

He's literally fucked
everybody we know.

Who?

I fucked him in 2012,

Renee in 2014,

and Lynda with a Y
from Pilates in 2015.

His dick is amazing.

Like, incredible, impeccable. Mwah.

I don't know if I'm
grossed out or intrigued.

Dude, you're getting married.

You missed the window for intrigue.

Well, apparently I missed
the window for everything

because I spent my
20s cooking, cleaning,

and fucking my college sweetheart

instead of fucking that guy.

Well, while you
bemoan your perfect life,

I'm going to go pee... and maybe cry.

? Ain't nothin' But
pimpin' these days, G ?

? My nigga C got locked up ?

? But these real hos Still
know they gots to fuck ?

? Give a fuck, nigga What you say... ?

Oh!

Cheers.

- Cheers.
- Happy Monday.

? They love How we break it down ?

? Let me explain this now ?

? We're bringin' this home ?

? Yeah, bringin' This home... ?

? Yeah, bringin' this home ?

? We're bringin' this home ?

? Yeah, bringin' this home ?

? We're bringin' This home... ?

If Black people continue to dissociate

from ideals such as
patriotism and nationalism,

it enables this false concept

of a white nationalist
identity to thrive.

Why wouldn't the people
that built this country

on their backs

with their blood, with their tears

be the most patriotic,
the most convicted

about how this country's
identity is defined?

Well, that's very romantic

but not particularly pragmatic.

I mean, most Black Americans

are still living a
second-class experience.

It's baked into this country's

governing and founding institutions.

Don't you think?

Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Sondi Hill,

She is one of my PhD advisees
in African American Studies

and, as you can see,
an expert contrarian.

Hi.

? I surrender to the moment ?

? Now I know there's
no reason To be scared ?

? We are shiftin' shapes... ?

Anderson?

Well, look at you.

- What are you doing here?
- I took a position at...

What are you doing in the country?

I'm back.

You still got MCI?

All your calls dropping?

'Cause my number hasn't changed.

I wanted to tell you in person...

Oh, my God, it's Satan.

Are you okay?

Excuse me?

Oh, yeah, that's your new name, mm-hmm.

Oh, you call me Satan?

Only when I talk about you.

You know, my voodoo
must be getting real rusty,

'cause I vanquished you
from our lives two years ago.

- Renee.
- Don't you "Renee" me.

He's top of the fucking worst.

Wow. The top, huh?

You lucky I got to pee
like a fucking racehorse,

'cause...

Protect your set, girl.

She always was my favorite.

I missed you, El.

I didn't miss you at all.

? Peace of mind ?

? The last of humankind Yeah ?

? I know you deserve
This beauty undefined ?

? Now I'm finger-paintin' ?

? With the rhythm Of the colors ?

? That I never knew Were there ?

? I surrender to the moment ?

? Now I know There's no reason... ?

No.

? We are shiftin' shapes ?

Amari was inconsolable.

She said you embarrassed
her in front of all her friends,

said she's got to go
dance somewhere else?

I apologize for upsetting Amari,

but I really hate that place for her.

I just want her to feel
confident in her own skin...

Okay, but did it ever occur to you

that just maybe she
wants to wear pink shoes

'cause she's a six-year-old

and her favorite color is pink?

She wants to be like
those other little girls,

but she's not like them.

And sooner or later, they
are going to remind her

that she's different and...

- You do this every time.
- Do what?

You make every moment a protest song.

For Christ's sake, Sondi, she's a kid.

She's my little girl.

I was just trying to teach her...

Okay, stop!

I love that you have a
great relationship with her,

but once again, you've overstepped.

Jeez, sometimes I really wish
you would grow up already.

Excuse me?

I spend my days taking care of your ass

and some other chick's child.

That is as grown-up as it gets for me.

Sondi.

? Big titties, whoa ?

? Tight dress, no panties
Just to go to the store ?

? Headed outta lil'
daddy's Coming to... ?

Hey, do you still live in the Heights?

Yeah.

You want to share a cab uptown?

? Might just Do this shit forever ?

? I just do it For the cheddar ?

? I ain't even use no effort ?

? I just made Some investments ?

? Scratch that Off your checklist ?

? Weather got me Acting reckless ?

? Fuck a snack A ho breakfast ?

? Have him coming back For seconds... ?

Hey. Hey!

Not in my cab.

? Trying To preach, I'm a blessing ?

Yeah.

Come on, come on.

Yeah.

What?

- What's wrong?
- It's, um...

I'm-I'm sorry. I just...

Oh, this is mad embarrassing. I...

I got whiskey dick.

My bad. It was an open bar. I...

Dude, get a bed frame.

Sondi?

Girl, if you do not
start phoning first,

I'ma need to take my spare key back.

Sorry.

I have to finish posting this story,

and I didn't want to be alone.

You do realize the walk of shame

usually ends with the person arriving

at their own home, right?

How'd it go with Matt?

Well, I'm fucking my thesis adviser

and kind of, sort of raising his kid

in an undefined relationship

which could get him fired
and me thrown out of school,

which makes our communication

about me fake
stepparenting his daughter

easy and effortless.

Got it.

What's your story?

Anderson was at the party.

- He's back?
- Apparently.

I kissed him.

Ella, seriously?

I'ma need to fuck this
dude, because I don't get it.

It's not the sex.

He's my Big.

No, he's not.

Big was tall, rich, and had a driver.

If you're going to perpetually
humiliate yourself for a man,

he better be tall,
rich, and have a driver.

There's a very clear, well-established

pop-culture road map for this.

We talked about dating guys under 35.

Now, you know I detest
the characterization

of the Black male as
shiftless and no good, but...

until they're 35, they ain't
got nothing to offer but dick...

poor, conflicted dick.

Is this the beginning
of the rest of my life?

No.

You do not get to let
yourself into my home

so you can sit here and complain

about your little
champagne problems, okay?

You are a Black girl in America.

We do not get to do that, okay?

Head up.

Eyes on the prize...

world domination.

That's right.

? Follow me, follow me ?

? Follow me, my supernova... ?

World domination.

? I think I want to be around you ?

? For the rest of my life ?

? I'm just livin' In the moment ?

? Having good times... ?

Hey.

Hey.

? For once in my life ?

? Follow me, follow me
Follow me, my supernova ?

? Going up, going up, going
up Till you burst to flames ?

? Turn around, turn around
Turn around, turn around ?

? For no one ?

? Follow me, follow me
Follow me, my supernova ?

www.TUSUBTITULO.com
-DIFUNDE LA CULTURA-