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I'm going to destroy the entire planet.

You are mistaken evil one,

for Chen is here to protect

the kind citizens of planet Nuwa.

Chen, not you again.

Oh, every time I'm about to destroy this stupid planet,

you appear, you're a real party pooper.

You know that?

True, but only if it's a party of evil.

The goddess Nuwa gave me this magical medallion

to my grandfather, making him vow to use its powers

to protect her creations.

My grandfather passed this medallion down to my father

and he passed it to me.

Along with its powers, comes the secret charge

to protect Nuwa from evil.

All I want to do is destroy this world

and everyone who lives in it.

Is that so evil?

Extermination of all life?

Yeah, that's pretty much like the definition of evil.

I'm trying to think of something more evil than that,

Aussie, I got nothing.

That is terrible.

Nothing's coming to mind.

Small minded fool.

I'll wipe you off the map.

You can't wipe me off the map.

Maps are for places.

I'm a person.

Honestly, don't they teach you anything at evil school?

I'll catch you next time Chen.

The Great Chen, our hero.

Thank you Chen, our hero.

Marry me.

I'm just happy to help.

Thanks for tuning in once again

for the adventures of Chen

based on actual historical events.

Don't miss next week as Chen faces

the malevolent forces of the swamp beast king.

People of Nuwa, I will be here for you.

Cut.

Was that one good?

Nice Pandy, really.

But why don't we do just a few more just for safety.

Take 14.

Pepe of Nua.

Ah, I said Pepe.

Take 27.

People of Nua, forever will I be with you

to protect you here.

Take 29.

People of Nua, I will be here to protect you.

- Forever. - Forever.

Marvelous, that's a wrap.

Hey, how are my scenes?

It took 29 takes, which is better than 30 takes.

Can't believe he remembered.

That guy is such a joke.

Why do people like this show so much?

Bud, you were doing so well.

Yeah you know, it's the 10th season,

so I've pretty much got this on lock.

So locked in bud.

Hey Duke, as a writer, would it be too much to ask

for a little depth for me?

Depth, what are you talking about?

My script is so deep, lava could come out.

I mean, seriously, this line,

I'm going to destroy the entire planet.

Ha ha ha.

I mean, how can I say that?

Who says that?

Someone who's going to destroy a planet says that like

Sorry.

Wow, that was great the way you did that Duke.

I liked your ha ha ha too Bruno either way.

Either way.

You mean what you'd really prefer

is, I'm going to destroy this entire planet.

That was, yeah, fantastic.

Fine.

Just one problem.

No villain anywhere would ever say that.

I'm going to destroy this entire planet.

I never get tired of hearing you say that

and that laugh, it gets better and better.

The laugh is 90% of the job, son.

You try it.

Try like this.

Wait, there.

Not enough base.

Go lower, like this.

- Sir. - Not Now Samrott.

But I thought you'd like to know...

I said not now.

As your treasurer, sir,

I have to point out that this excursion has cost you

far more than we can possibly gain

by annexing this tiny planet into the Treksorian Empire.

Well then as treasurer, what do you think

would be a better use of our resources?

Well there's any number of uprisings in the core system

that could cause...

Uprisings are boring.

They're always over too fast.

Yeah dude, come on.

Rise up and down, rise up and down.

Where's the fun in that?

Where's the,

I have need Samrott.

I have to explore new worlds to reach untouched,

unchartered civilizations.

I understand, but if some of these quests of yours

could help the empire's bottom line,

we can make several improvements.

Speaking of improvements, I'm just not sure

my title as king is big enough.

It's not awful.

King is okay.

I just feel like we could go bigger.

What about supreme?

I was thinking beloved leader, president, prime minister

Karuph the Great Grand Poobah.

Your Highness, we really should move out.

What's the rush?

Well sir, we've mined the planet down to an empty shell.

Any minute now, it'll implode.

Final lesson son,

always leave the planet before you destroy it.

Don't fret my boy.

There are still plenty of other worlds out there to destroy.

So I see the Tom Cat Cruise.

Maybe it wasn't so much the jumping on the couch

that upset Orca Winfrey.

Maybe it was the fact she had to buy a new one

after her clothes tore up.

That story is getting so old.

So what?

I tell it so well.

- Yeah, totally. - Loved it.

I deserve better than this.

Get me an indie film, a commercial.

And here comes Charles.

Yes, that was who you think it was.

That's my point.

So stop talking to me and make some calls.

A little prestige.

Is that too much to ask?

Penny, I have some tiny script notes.

Hey, we can give notes.

I've got a note for you.

Stick to the script.

He said it was going to implode.

Just kind of deflated.

We could blow up that planet.

Which one?

What's wrong?

You love blowing up planets.

I'm just not in the mood.

I mean the death ray is already charged.

Two blazers with it.

Fire.

That was okay I guess.

Okay?

I mean the explosion was nice,

but there are no people to oppress.

No civilizations are destroyed.

It's not personal, you know?

I mean, when I destroy a celestial body,

I prefer to be teeming with life first.

Of course, that's slimy little bean counter

with write that I'm wasting more imperial resources.

Where is that dimwit anyway?

Sorry, your Highness.

You wanted something?

When I was a young Treksorian,

no one could command more respect than my father,

the Great Zaso.

The old man smashed me with a cro lack so many times.

I'm surprised I have any brain cells left.

Why ever since I was just a royal sprat,

I've been just Gaga for excessive violence.

Anyway, Samrott, here's the thing.

We need another planet to destroy.

But sire the budget.

We just talked about this.

I know, but look at my kid over there.

How many trips like this are we going to have together?

They don't stay innocent forever.

You're right, sir.

He is adorable.

Get it off, get it off.

Look around me, my pride and joy.

After all, my only son.

Surely your majesty has not forgotten

that he has another son.

There's also eldest, Crusher.

How did we get here Samrott?

You tried to bring up kids with good values,

destroying planets, burning him to the ground, the basics,

and now your firstborn son, what does he do?

He goes off and joins the Galactic Peace Foundation.

Where did I go wrong?

It could be just a phase, your majesty.

That boy's burned up every second chance

I've ever given him.

Find me a planet Samrott.

Any planet.

Just as long as you get to destroy it.

I was at the top of my class

at the Nuwa Academy of Dramatic Arts.

They said, I possessed a singular talent.

Oh, I know all about your singular talents.

Well, right now it's being squandered.

Five years acting with a cut rate panda

that can't even remember his lines.

What is it you want from me?

How do we keep you on the show?

I'm tired of playing the villain.

I want to be the hero.

What?

That's ridiculous.

Who's Pandy supposed to fight?

Fine then, I quit.

Bruno, wait.

Don't you know you're the most nuanced

villain on screen right now?

Nuanced?

Why do you think people keep tuning in?

Certainly not for Pandy.

I mean, not just for Pandy.

Come to the premiere tonight.

Watch how the fans react and tell me I'm wrong.

Well, yes.

This is worth investigating.

You owe it to yourself

as a true vessel of the dramatic arts.

Finally.

You're really something Penny.

- You okay? - Sorry.

Bruno's not the only one with a case of your envy.

What do you mean?

Look at them all.

Real heroes, actual legends.

Then there's me, the great pretender.

Pandy, you know your dad left all of this for you.

What's your point?

That he knew what he was doing when he set all this up.

You make millions of people happy.

That's not nothing and you're good.

You really think dad wanted me the mooch off

family fame and play out like a hero?

He was a hero and granddad before him

and great grandma before that.

It's not like that.

I know he was very proud of you

and you remind me so much of him.

How?

Well you're quick on your feet.

You understand people.

You get them here and that's the real talent.

I always wanted to be like him.

You're getting darn close.

What did you guys say to Bruno?

Like did you give him a spinoff or something?

Cause man, I have not seen anybody that happy

since we were renewed for our second...

Did I interrupt?

Nothing that can't wait.

Come on Pandy.

Let's go help Duke get started on the next episode.

Penny, there's something I want to...

You're watching an MMZ.

Nuwa's prime channel for entertainment news.

I'm Sylvester, here to update you

on all the scandal you can handle.

Word here at the Pandy generations, 10th season premiere

with a slippery tip about the show

almost losing its main villain.

Look at them.

This is it.

This is the night.

They really like me.

Us, they like us.

This is really exciting.

Sure is.

What?

I've done this like one or two dozen times before at least.

Could you let them enjoy the night?

Fine.

I was just wondering kind of candy you would like Bruno.

I don't do any processed sugars.

So maybe just some sugar free gum.

Sugar free gum.

Yup.

Real life for the party, right?

You guys are the best.

The fans like me, they like us.

I'd like to breathe.

Of course they love him.

He's got the perfect foil and your villain,

complicated, complex.

The multidimensional heavy without whom there'd be nothing.

Yeah so we're not exactly what you would call stars.

Don't worry, you get used to it.

How would you address all the haters

that say you're losing too much weight?

Lost weight.

Oh, I'm still in shape.

As long as you get round is a shape.

See, my shirt still doesn't even cover my tummy.

Any truth to the rumor

the show might end after this season?

It's up to the fans, not me.

If they want more episodes, I'm happy to give it to them.

Did you see?

Almost like someone knew you were going to be here.

You guys set that up?

How was the ride over?

Great.

Nothing more love than a limo.

No, it's cool.

Sit, no big deal.

I'll find a spot.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all so much.

I hope you enjoy our screen tonight

and please remember to switch off your phones.

We're freedom of the press people.

And now if you please a warm round of applause

for our star, Pandy.

Thank you so much for being here tonight.

I know my father would be pleased

to see so many smiling faces if he were still here with us.

However, I do feel a spirit of innovation

for entertainment is here with us,

which is why our studio recently launched

10 brand new high powered satellites

to ensure uninterrupted signals

across our entire television broadcast

and tonight is the first time they all go live.

From what I've been told, these bad boys are so strong

they could send a signal across the whole galaxy.

Isn't it true that you're going to fire Bruno

before the season ends?

I don't know where you would have heard that.

Things are going well on the set.

If you don't believe me, ask Bruno.

MMZ has it from two unnamed sources

that Bruno will be...

Security, can you.

Hey, watch it.

Let me go.

I have a press pass.

Alrighty, let's fire up the signal

and get this bad boy started.

People of Nuwa, I will be here for you forever.

Man, they are so great.

Awesome heroics.

Their news broadcast are so moving.

Why doesn't our news have a soundtrack like Pandy does?

You know this planet shows the news every day

for months at a time, we hear nothing new from your Pandy.

Almost as if he takes the entire summer off.

We just don't get all their broadcast is all.

Our reception is terrible out here.

I've started to think what would happen

if your father ever caught wind

of Pandy's power or his battalion.

It guess it's not all bad.

I'm gonna travel to the furthest edge of the empire

just to watch Pandy's heroics.

Father would stop at nothing

to get his mitts on that medallion.

We better hurry to planet Lehuya

before your father gets done with it.

That's right.

Fire up the engines.

- We'll be back next week. - Aye aye sir.

Dad's been busy, I see.

An incoming transmission from Pandy.

Oh no, it's their news.

That's crazy.

What are they doing broadcasting it out here?

Sir, if we can get the transmission out here,

doesn't that mean...

Trecksor can get it too.

Once the old man sees there's a strong force

for good in the universe.

He'd stop at nothing to crush it.

We have to warn that planet.

Every second counts.

- Course is set captain. - Maximum thrust.

Punch it.

Your Highness, your mother, the queen

insists that you pick up some yam root milk

on your way back.

I'm king of the Nuwa galaxy.

I refuse to count on her demands

like some zagnerium lapdog.

Ask if she wants two percent or skim.

I'm getting a strange signal.

Put it on screen.

Make sure my son's not watching.

Unsubscribe to the channel at once.

Turn it off.

Wait, what is that?

Unknown sir.

The signal is coming to us from outside Trecksorian space.

Who is that?

Computer says it's a species known as...

Panda.

That's dolly thing is supposed to be their protector?

Locate the source of that signaling and set course at once.

I'm unable to get any kind of reading

on the object you asked about sire.

Silence.

I don't care about energy readings.

Just look at it.

It's beautiful.

It must be be mine.

I'm not sure we can afford

to undertake a new campaign sire.

I mean you know how the queen gets when you go overspending.

Don't you worry about that.

When she sees the jewelry I'm bringing back,

our budget will be the last thing on our mind.

Patch me in so I can introduce myself to this Pandy.

You'll never stop me Pandy.

Really?

What's gonna make this time so different?

This time I've set up bombs

in a dozen major capitol buildings.

I've hung up busload of orphans off the main street bridge.

Oh, and that girl you met last week,

I've tied her to the train tracks.

You fiend.

Yes, I'm fiendish and evil, but I'm also complex

and have a most compelling backstory.

Another time.

Right now, I have to go save the day.

What does that mean?

He pressed the button.

Was this supposed to happen?

I don't remember shooting this.

Relax everyone.

It's just a slight technical problem.

We'll have it all fixed in a minute.

Who is this life form they call Pandy?

Down here.

You're not like a really enthused fan, are you?

I'm King Karoth, the destroyer.

Ruler, tyrant and all around big trees

from the Treksorian Empire.

Is this a press stunt?

Hi, this is my producer Penny.

I've traveled the galaxy to find you.

I was greatly impressed by your explosive powers.

Thanks, I get that a lot.

But you know, really it's a team effort.

And modest too.

Slaying you will be an honor I intend to savor.

No, seriously.

The honors is all...

Slay me?

A fair fight to the death of course, but you'll lose.

To be honest, I never fight fair.

Hold on.

I think there's something you're not getting.

You realize that this is just a show, right?

It's all made up.

Entertainment.

I'm not a fighter.

I'm an actor.

Silence.

I will not be mocked by lesser beings such as you.

My flagship is in high orbit.

My troops are sending even as we speak.

Prepare for battle.

Your show is about to be preempted.

Whoa, yes.

Got them good with that last line.

Did you hear?

They were calling it a show, so I said,

hey, your show's getting preempted.

I think preempted is just temporarily interrupted.

He's right dad.

If you wanted to say the show's ending permanently,

you should've been like, I'm canceling you

or I'm pulling the plug.

Are you sure?

In that case, what I said was lame.

Okay, fine.

Reconnect me and I'll work to plug pulling line in.

I'm afraid you never gave the order

to disconnect your majesty.

What are you saying?

We're still connected?

They're hearing everything we say.

I swear to Nuwa, I didn't write that.

We're all gonna die.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Do you?

It's all right.

I don't get it.

Aren't the translators working?

Please can you tell us where Pandy is?

Hang on Crusher, I think yours got switched off.

We need Pandy's help fast.

Where can he be?

Pandy?

Did you do just say you need his help?

Listen to me.

You hear me in your native language, right?

Just wait, listen.

We're not part of this thing.

We're trying to help.

Stunned them.

They're be very lovable evil selves in a few minutes.

In the meantime, we need you to help us find Pandy?

Hey, little brother, how's Dad?

Oh, he's great.

I'm his favorite now.

We laugh together all the time.

Turns out laughing is like 90% of the job.

I'm so sorry.

I couldn't have been there Martin, but I'm here now

and I'm going to stop Dad.

You're not going to stop him.

I'm going to find Pandy,

Dad's going to get him

and we're bringing his medallion back to grandma.

Okay, come on.

Your lasers can be reflected?

No.

Not so fast.

- Pandy? - Go.

- But... - I said go.

It's me they want, not you guys.

They don't seem to have very good name aim.

But you love limos.

There's no time, go.

Pandy.

Get away from me.

Oh for the love of...

I'm not with them.

Why didn't you use the amulet?

I keep telling you guys it's not real.

It's a TV show.

Brother, betrayer.

We gotta get you out of here.

I can't believe it.

This is the worst season premiere.

Driver, why are you stopping?

- The freeway is down. - What?

You mean the whole freeway's closed?

More like the entire freeway is down.

Take us back the other way.

Let me go.

You're one of the aliens.

I'm a good alien.

But my friends.

You're the one King Karoth wants to kill, remember.

Hurry, hide please.

Where?

Where?

Didn't I tell you to stay hidden?

Forget you ape, I'm leaving.

My crew.

This is incredible.

It takes a while to get your space legs kid.

There is a 50, 50 chance

I might puke in the next five minutes.

That's fine.

There's only a 50, 50 chance

we'll survive the next five minutes.

Target that cruiser.

Take down my brother's cruiser at once.

Take it down now.

That didn't take long.

Shoot to cripple them but don't destroy them.

Invasive maneuvers.

We're hit.

Slow down.

Now.

Hang on everyone.

It's my brother.

Weapons ready, hit.

Initiate protocol RPS.

Defeat.

Blaster up ahead.

- Initiate protocol CBH. - Copy that.

We're hit.

- How bad? - Bad.

Damage report.

Everything.

Rollins confirms it sir.

The ship's a complete loss.

So it's totaled.

Well, we just call the insurance company

and phone for a limo, right.

I could go for a jacuzzi.

You know, that would have been a dynamite chance

to help us out with that medallion of yours.

You could have shielded the ship.

You could have swatted those ships out of the sky.

How many times do I have to tell you people

it's a TV show.

I mean, I'm a veritable fountain of ideas

in the writer's room, but this is the real thing.

What do we do?

I don't know.

Our best friend is out there somewhere.

Did you try giving him a call?

- Hey there. - Hey.

You've reached Pandy of Pandy generations.

Voicemail which he hasn't changed since season three.

Can we officially panic now?

Oh, that idiot.

What could he?

Right, we have to go find him.

Go, you mean go outside?

We have to.

Don't worry.

We're in plenty of actual danger,

so there will be chances

for all of your panic monologues along the way.

I wish Pandy's father were here.

He'd know what to do.

Pandy's father?

Yeah, he'd have a plan.

He built all this.

He had a plan for everything.

Now we're an actual danger

and all we've got is one missing superstar and...

My child, if you're reading this,

then the worst has happened

and the medallion's power is needed again.

The medallion is tuned to our bloodline,

but it can be used by others.

Do not let it fall into the wrong hands.

Its power will need time to awaken.

Keep it safe.

Oh my Nuwa.

The legends are true.

Wait, you're telling me that all these stories

about adventures and Pandy's ancestors.

I don't think they're just stories.

I think we follow it where it wants us to go.

We find Pandy so we can save Nuwa.

Let's go.

Where the heck have you taken me?

Well I don't know.

How would I know.

It's your planet.

Don't talk to me like that.

You're the ones who abducted me.

We saved your life you big ungrateful bear.

So you expect me to believe that the exact same time

that this huge swarm of alien invaders arrive,

a foursome of good aliens show up to help?

Yes.

We came to stop my father.

What?

Your father?

Your dad is leading the invasion?

Meet Prince Crusher, deposed son of King Kharouf.

- Deposed? - Well, she's exaggerating.

My family, I just don't support what he does.

Yikes.

I bet family reunions or a barrel of laughs.

Feeling alright Pandy?

Sorry, you just look so different.

You look like a gorilla that fell into a vat of grape juice.

So to us you look like a overfed glass norm.

- It's true, you do. - Indeed.

Your appearance would be quite comical on Treksor prime.

So we're not on Treksor prime, are we?

No, we just look different.

I'm saying when we get back to civilization,

folks might think you're with the bad guys.

Take it the wrong way.

We crashed from over there, so let's get a move on.

Father's not wasting any time, neither could we.

♪ Always the villain in dramatic acts ♪

♪ He's had about the distress, dances on the tain tracks ♪

♪ When he tries out further ♪

♪ Hero, they never called him that ♪

♪ Because he's just way too good ♪

♪ Way too good to begin ♪

♪ Way too good to be bad ♪

I'm looking for a bear, Pandy.

Recognize his life form?

It's hard to tell.

It's a black and white photo.

It's a color photo, but it's a black and white bear.

In exchange for information

leading to his successful capture,

I would gladly grant your freedom.

Excuse me, down here.

I don't know where Pandy is,

but I do know someone who might.

You look familiar.

I know, I know.

I get that a lot.

I'm in entertainment.

Various roles.

You're that...

No, seriously, no points training yourself to remember.

- I just... - Set up bombs.

Suspended a whole bus of children from a bridge.

Guards, remove this prisoner.

- No, no, please. - Silence.

I need to set an example before my subjects

so this will never happen again.

Oh, good lord, no.

I want an immediate flogging of whoever it was

that put this fellow behind bars

while failing to recognize his evil genius.

This is no ordinary ape.

This is Bruno, archenemy of Pandy

and future cold ruler of this entire trivial planet

along with Treksor, if you're available.

So let me get this straight.

You want me to betray my co-star of five years

in exchange for power, respect and prestige?

Yes.

I'm your man,

Oh boy.

What happened?

I don't know.

It just stopped.

The note said it would need time to recharge.

Look, if it's not working anymore, we might as well rest.

Let's head back to the office.

It's got to be almost dawn anyway.

- Penny. - Morning, Duke.

- How'd you sleep? - Oh, just fine.

Yeah, me too.

I have $1,000 mattress at home,

but this was honestly some of the best...

This is just a bad dream.

That's all it is.

I'm going to pass back out

and wake up and my $1,000 bed

looking forward to another 12 hour day at the studio.

Oh, a sleeping mask.

How kind of you?

It's a blindfold Penny.

They're taking us somewhere else, so just put it on, okay?

Hey now there is a great tune.

Squarely Mendez in Brazil met 66.

Quality nova.

Look, I'm just trying to upgrade everyone's music taste.

Duke, is that you and Penny?

How?

Take off those blindfolds.

Bruno?

I just realized how awkward this is

considering how much trash you talked about my script

and then there was this rumor

about you getting fired from the show.

It's okay.

I'm completely over it.

Good, because I was still wondering

what the exact problem was that you had with my writing.

Hey, we've worked together for almost 10 years.

Bruno is family.

Yeah, family.

It is crazy hot.

Wow, what was that?

We all have our own special abilities.

Gliders got a fire in her belly.

Do you have to use the word belly?

You're like superheros?

You're the real thing.

It's just like you Crusher.

Please.

Wait, wait, Blaster, what can you do?

Water blasts, laser blasts.

Wait, wait, communication with the deep ones, right?

Okay, I can take a hint.

So what's the plan?

How are we going to fight your father?

That is not our priority right now.

What's our priority?

Surviving.

This is most tiresome.

Right?

And all this sand, it gets everywhere.

Say Rollins, what's your secret?

Right, me too.

Hey Glider can you fly up and see how far we have to go?

Now that, that gives me an idea.

Rollins, can you fly up and see how far have to go?

What?

No sign of anything?

That's impossible.

Nothing in a distance?

Let me fly up.

Be my guest.

I mean, fly me up from my planet.

I should be able to recognize something, I hope.

You're one strong bug.

Rollins is a side fax.

Don't be rude.

Sorry.

- Bruno. - Oh yeah.

So as I made my way to the city under attack,

I found myself looking for a way to fight back,

a resistance, this is my team.

Okay, granted they're not much to look at right now.

What have you two been up to?

We're looking for Pandy.

Is that a prop?

Say hello to the genuine article.

Chen's medallion.

That thing that's been collecting dust

in your office for years.

Yes and right now we think

it's trying to lead us back to Pandy.

It can't fall into the wrong hands.

No, it absolutely can't.

What are we waiting for?

You know, this reminds me of that season two episode

where Pandy loses the medallion

and winds up lost in the jungle.

So his friends use the medallion to find him again.

I remember.

Life imitating art.

Well put sir Bruno.

Any idea what else this thing can do?

It didn't exactly come with an instruction manual.

It's supposed to be tuned to Pandy, whatever that means.

But anyone can still use it.

Otherwise, why can't it fall into the wrong hands?

You're probably right.

We don't know how it works.

May I?

Sure.

That's really something.

Right?

It feels like you're holding a live wire.

Stubborn thing, isn't it?

Surrender now or be destroyed.

Duke, no.

Hey, I've got a career to think about.

They probably have TV shows I could addition for.

Nobody's surrendering anything.

Very well.

We don't need you to be alive

to take the medallion from you.

Fire.

More powerful than I thought.

Fortunately, I got an inside man.

These things are worse than studio executives.

Get them off me.

Retreat, retreat.

They were aliens in disguise?

Those sneaky rats.

See anything Pandy.

Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff.

There's abandoned car, some kind of dead decaying body.

I feel better already.

Give him a minute.

Oh wow, vultures are eating it.

Anything else Pandy?

Well sand.

We're so dead.

Oh wait, I know where we are.

The the windy spinny things.

We were out here shooting an episode.

The freeway's right over that hill.

I can't see it, but I'm sure of it.

It's right past that.

What's happened?

What is it?

It just shut off.

It's not doing anything now.

Maybe you used up its charge.

How'd you make it do those things with the force field?

I don't know.

I wasn't thinking at all.

I was just scared then angry.

Maybe it responds to feelings, not thoughts.

Well, whatever it does, it's not doing it now.

Well, how the heck are we supposed to find Pandy now?

Keep it down.

We don't want to be spotted.

Relax, I'm on an important mission here.

Hungry?

I could eat a Treksorian horse.

Guess the place is closed.

I don't think they ever close.

Pulling up my sleeve, Carl.

I'm doing a live report on the alien invasion.

What could possibly be?

Oh, a celebrity cut the invasion feed.

This is real news.

Hey Pandy, Sylvester from MMZ.

This is Sylvester with MMZ news

reporting on superstar Pandy

who has sunk to begging for handouts.

We're not looking for handouts.

We were going to buy everything.

Precisely and at a time like this,

all you can think about is food.

Can you explain it to our viewers?

What puts you above the law?

The press will not be denied.

I think you just were.

Hey, you have high fives on your planet?

Everybody has high fives.

Dad, I sent you a text.

Do you ever check?

It was terrible.

They used force to protect themselves.

The very nerve.

I know they had an even stronger force than our force.

They used the medallion.

This sounds expensive.

You're not kidding.

Now I need new soldiers and new armor and...

Silence.

What about Bruno?

He's still down there with them.

Maybe he's really a triple agent.

On the contrary, he's playing the long game.

Learning the strengths of the medallion,

waiting for the opportune moment to strike.

- Your majesty. - What?

News of the target.

Put it on screen.

On superstar Pandy who has sunk to begging for handouts.

We're not looking for handouts.

We were going to buy everything.

Precisely.

My no good exile of a son

has banded together with that sorry excuse for a panda.

It is time I entered the fray.

You know we really shouldn't steal.

Don't worry.

I have an account with every grocer in town.

I'll just leave a note.

They'll put it on my tab.

You would buy us this food?

Least I can do.

It's about the only thing I can do.

This is delicious.

It's vegetarian.

You guys don't have food like this on your planet?

Nothing that tastes this good.

This planet might have some perks after all.

How are we supposed to find Pandy now?

What is it?

Oh, I have an app that lets me know

whenever a Pandy makes the news.

It looks like our boy has done it again.

From high society to street tough.

Pandy and crew raid local grocer.

Oh, let me see that.

He's at gone's?

That's two blocks from here.

Come on.

I'm stuffed.

Don't mention it.

It's the least you can do.

Stop that.

I mean this is great no, but nothing beats your heroics.

It's all fake.

It's a lie.

Just a big fat fraud.

No, you're not a fraud.

Rollin says you are kind of fat.

See I know what a real hero is.

My Dad, he was a hero.

He made me a star.

Listen to me.

There's more to big a hero than being brave

or strong or fast.

A hero is someone people look up to and my crew,

we look up to you.

Really?

You taught me a hero could do more

with his strength than just push people around.

You could help them.

Pandy.

It is so good to see you alive.

Calm down, calm down.

They saved my life.

- They did? - Hello.

Oh, I have to tell you your father's medallion, it's real.

It's got actual magic powers.

Here, go on, take it.

Your shops really do have everything I'm looking for.

You're the guy from the theater?

Ah, yes we meet at last.

Did you think it would end up any other way?

No, I just, you look so much larger on the big screen.

What you is insolent peasant.

Bruno, let me go.

Sorry Pen.

It's time I joined the winning side.

You fiend.

Sticks and stones you hack.

Looks like betrayal is all the way around.

You're a disgrace to me, Crusher.

You can't do this.

You've got to stop.

Crusher, you're the prince

of the great Treksorian Empire.

Act like it and blow up that planet.

No.

Do it or you'll regret it.

You taught me respect comes with power.

That those without power don't deserve respect

but we're the ones without respect.

We don't have respect.

What do you know about respect?

They hate us.

No one in the galactic cluster looks up to the Treksorians.

They'll have no choice but to look up to us

after we drag them through the dirt.

- Fire. - No.

What have you done, you fool?

I just wanted to do what's right.

You're fired on your own people.

Don't you lecture me about what's right.

Guards, lock him in his quarters

until we return to Treksor.

That was a warning shot.

Next one won't be across your nose but up it.

A sci fax?

Crusher come back.

If you leave now, you will be hereby banished.

Crusher, come on.

Rollins and I came to break you out.

You have alert of thing.

- Dad. - Yes, son.

This the medallion.

Splendid.

You truly are my son.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Tie them up and why are they still standing walls

with explosives?

Dad, come on.

What are you doing?

You two get to stay and enjoy the fireworks.

What?

No.

At least I remember to pick up the milk.

Hey, not me.

You're making a mistake.

Well you can't go rewarding traitors.

Their word isn't any good.

Take him away.

Oh man, tied up next to a ticking time bomb.

We've done this in the show like a million times.

I'm glad you appreciate the classics.

After we incinerate the building,

we'll do the same to the whole planet.

Father, please.

Can't hear you traitor.

Rot next to your precious hero.

What are you doing?

Cutting through the ropes with friction.

I used it to escape a trap like this

in season one and season two and three

and I think there was four.

Duke tends to reuse certain plot devices.

Oops.

Hello, anybody?

Hello son.

- Dad? - Not quite.

But your dad left quite an impression on the amulet

which is what's speaking to you now.

Just as his father did before him

and his grandmother and so on.

What is it?

This medallion is very special.

It resonates with all the energy of Nuwa, the entire planet.

- What? - It's a conduit.

If you trust your feelings and empty your mind,

you can use the medallion to help your friends.

Help save the whole planet.

You've seen your own show, haven't you?

You mean the things I do on the show...

Are based on what the medallion can really do.

Yes.

I made sure that Duke followed those guidelines carefully.

Then I already know what it can do.

- That's right. - But I'm not.

- I can't. - Can't what?

I'm no hero.

Not like you not like Chen.

Son, just because your bravery has never been tested

doesn't mean you don't have any.

There was never any real need for heroics before today.

You succeeded at every challenge I set before you.

Now you have a different one.

Are you ready to save Nuwa and your friends?

- I am. - Then go.

Use the medallion, become the hero.

Pandy are you okay?

Yeah.

How long was I out?

A couple of minutes.

You sure you're okay?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Do you have any idea how we're going to get out of here?

Like this.

- Wow. - Let's go.

We'll need a ship to get up to father's fleet.

Then let's go get one.

All is clear.

Let's get back before we miss the party.

What's the plan?

I've got an idea.

Halt, evil doers.

Halt evil doers?

What, it always worked on the show.

Let's hear it for my non idiot son Martin

and yours truly for leading such a victorious crusade.

Wait, I've got a broadcast to make.

Let's turn it down a notch.

People of Nuwa, let me express my condolences

for the loss of your hero, Pandy.

We'll be sending mining ships

to strip your planet of all resources starting now.

When we're done, it'll probably implode.

Hey Bruno.

Yeah.

Listen, I'd like to apologize

for casting you was a villain.

Thanks.

Yeah, you're more the hitchman type.

One or two episode character.

Yeah, I get it.

Someone who gets blown to bits before the opening teaser.

Dad, I got some bad news.

I despise bad news.

Tell it in the form of a joke.

Okay, well it's black and white

and kicking your soldiers keystrokes

with a medallion of incredible power.

That's a terrible joke.

- He's alive. - Not for long.

For I shall set a trap of such insidious cunning

that he will be utterly destroyed.

Seems a bit too easy.

- Welcome, welcome. - I'm not getting any readings

of fighter pilots or anything.

Okay, stay close when we land.

Pandy, no.

Good guys always fall for the flashing arrow trap.

If you find any pieces, save them for my trophy room.

Go ahead.

Use your big boy words.

They're not here.

Well of course.

You obliterated them with your blasters.

Follow us.

Did you obliterate them?

Just there's no actual sign.

No sign?

The ship is full of holes, they must be dead.

It'll take them a while to get through that.

- How did... - Remember that episode, we...

It smells like we've got much more important things

to deal with right now.

Where'd your father put his prisoners?

Let's go.

King Karoth, is that you?

Your Majesty, before you kill me,

you're gonna want to hear this.

It's a feel good Sitcom starring you.

King Karoth knows best.

I'm flexible.

I take constructive feedback very well.

Writers or weaken cowardly bunch, but this is a bit much.

You're alive.

I knew it, I knew it.

And Penny, wow.

Pandy, I'm sorry.

Why the heck should we trust you?

Because I know how much I screwed up.

I want to fix it, please.

What's stopping you?

What?

The jerks family.

What, what is it?

I don't get it.

Dad told me the medallion can draw

all the power needed from Nuwa.

Pandy, you're not on Nuwa anymore,

which means you're just used up

whatever charge the thing had left.

Not so fast.

So kind of you to come to the prison cells on your own.

You survived, my, my that medallion really is powerful.

Hand it over or I'll take it by force

which I always enjoy.

No can't do.

The medallion doesn't work away from Nuwa.

It's true father.

You can't take it with you.

Alright, shucks.

Fire when ready.

Rollins.

Foolish panda, none of you can defeat me.

Everyone, get through the docking port.

We'll escape there.

Oh heavens.

The damage it's almost incalculable.

The blazers with the cars.

I want them back.

Get them, get them now.

Go, they'll need you.

I can't.

Just go get big ape.

Pandy, come on.

We never would have made it without Crusher and his crew.

I can't leave them behind.

You're not coming with us?

If they don't make it, I don't make it.

This is no time for long goodbyes.

Come back in one piece.

You made it.

Coral is not too far behind.

Come on now.

Head to the last to escape port.

No.

Such is the reward for all treasonous scum.

I'll take treason over your stinking empire any day.

Do you really think you and your crew can escape?

I destroyed your last hope of fleeing this ship.

That may be true, but all this destruction

looks awfully expensive.

I'm afraid your son is correct.

Say hi to grandma for me.

Our financial losses were sent directly to your mother

and she's calling us home.

And you thought it was all just a TV show.

I have been wrong before.

Your old man looked really mad.

Oh, you think he's mad?

You should see his mom.

I think it'll just let Karoth see her for me.

The only thing I'm seeing to is your demise.

You'd think I'd let you escape?

I'm not Karoth the runaway.

I'm not Karoth the bankrupt.

I'm Karoth the destroyer.

What's wrong?

You were so snide a second ago.

We need to do something.

Like what?

Help me.

We need to get closer to Nuwa.

Why would that?

It's over.

What?

We're saved.

What are you doing Pandy?

You guys get to safety.

You aren't getting away.

Is everyone okay?

- You're on the air Penny. - Thanks Bruno.

Everyone please listen.

Right now our hero Pandy

is fighting against the king of the aliens

that attacked our planet.

Their king is strong and merciless,

but Pandy is fearlessly taking him on.

For Nuwa, believe in him.

Please cheer him on.

Make these aliens learn the power of Nuwa.

What?

No, I'll get you next time Pandy.

Hey guys, get over here.

I don't think that's such a...

You're all part of the family now.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Way ahead of you Penny.

This might be our last adventure together,

but who knew you'd finally join the forces of good?

Last adventure?

We'll get out of this together.

You really think you can escape me?

Lord of the galaxy?

I'm so sorry.

I don't know something got.

Are you kidding?

- That was great. - Absolutely.

In all my days at Nada,

I've never seen him maniacal laugh like that.

Thanks.

You know, like father like son.

Well let's hope you're not too much like him.

That's a wrap for the day.

Let's go home.

Hey, I still owe you one

for making me a hero this season.

I was thinking us guys could head out

for a bite to eat.

A little bonding time.

It could be good for the show.

Guys, I'd love to, but...

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