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Man: Wow!
Woman: Whoo!
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[ "Vacation" by The Go-Go's
playing ]
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Rainbow:
To children in the '80s,
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a bike meant freedom.
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♪♪
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So when I got a new one
in the summer of 1987,
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my last summer
before high school,
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I was about to have
the best time of my --
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Dre: Why do you
always do this?
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Do what?
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Talk about yourself
as if you're an only child.
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[ Sighs ]It's very disrespectful
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to your terrible brother
and your gold-digger sister.Okay.
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Mm-hmm. Very nice.
Mm-hmm.
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Dre, I'm on the phone,
so stop.
Okay.
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Okay.
Go ahead, Johan.
I'm sorry.
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It's okay. I already consulted
my heart chakra,
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and she told me
to forgive him.What?
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Yeah. Plus, he's right.
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Why do you always talk about it
like you were an only child?
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I was there, too.
So was Santi.Oh.
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Where is Santamonica, anyway?
It's not like her to be late.
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Well, it's not like her
to be thislate.
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Okay, it's not like her to be
this late and not tell me.
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You know what?
I'm gonna add her in.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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Sorry! I'm so close.
I'm just parking.
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Santamonica, you are obviously
still at home.
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And why do you
look like a cartoon?
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Um, don't hate
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just 'cause you don't know
what all us kids are doing.
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You're 40!
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Yeah,
but I don't look it.
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This is better
than Botox.
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Mm.
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And, um, I don't think
I'm gonna be able to make it,
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because I think I should just
really be using this time
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to promote SantiCoin.Oh, come on.
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What?
What's SantiCoin?
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The cryptocurrency I started.
Like Bitcoin?
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Each SantiCoin
is worth $200,000.
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But I'll give it to you
for half 'cause you're fam.Oh, come on. Wait.
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You're not coming
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to re-create this photo
for Mom's 75th birthday?
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Johan:
Unbelievable, Santi.
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Also, I'm not going to be
able to make it, either.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Because I don't want to.
Ohh.[ Sighs]
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Radical honesty.Wait. You guys, come on.
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Let's just do the photo.
Mom will love it.
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And otherwise, you're not
gonna get her anything
unless I remind you.
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That may be true, but I don't
want to re-create that photo.
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That was a horrible day
for me.
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You lost me, remember?
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Rainbow: So that last summer
before high school,
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I thought I was about to have
the best time of my life,
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until I lost my brother.
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Do you know how dramatic
you sound right now?
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I was just telling her
she always does that.
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Okay.
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh,
they keep trying ♪
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♪ But they can't stop us ♪
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♪ 'Cause we got a love ♪
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♪ That keeps rising up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪
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♪ Life turns around ♪
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♪ 'Round and 'round it goes ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ♪♪ Ooh, it's a mixed-up ♪
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♪ And that's for sure ♪♪ Mixed-up ♪
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♪ In the mix ♪♪ Baby ♪
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♪ We're gonna get by ♪♪ We're gonna ♪
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♪ On our own, side by side ♪
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♪ Love's all we need
to be free ♪♪ Lo-o-o-ve is all ♪
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♪ I got you, you got me ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix ♪
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♪ Yaaaaay us! ♪
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♪ I-I-In the mix-ish ♪
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It all started
on my last day of 8th grade.
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You guys made it!
It's the first day of summer!
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We are so proud of you,
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and we totally knew that
all of you would graduate.
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Harrison: I just sat through
two graduations.
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If hear another child
read a poem,
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I'm gonna eat my gun.Okay.
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So, since Rainbow
is going to high school
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and Johan is going
to middle school
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and Santi
is blackmailing me,
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I got you something
for your first day.
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[ Squeals ]
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So everyone
knows your name!
Yeah.
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[ Chuckles ]
There we go.
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Great! On my first day, everyone
will be staring at my chest.
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Bingo. You gonna be unstoppable
once you grow a booty.
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Alright, my turn.
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And I got you all...
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new bikes!
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[ Gasps ]
Oh!
Ooh.
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Santamonica:
Ahh! No way!
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[ Gasps ]
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This is a girl's bike.
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No.
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No,
bikes are just bikes.
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And boys can ride
pink bikes,
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and girls can ride
blue bikes.
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Actually,
it isa girl's bike.
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There was a buy-two-get-one-free
deal I couldn't pass up.
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But I need a BMX bike
if I want to go
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riding down the steps
behind the funeral home.
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There was a rumor
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Alfonso Ribeiro broke his neck
on those stairs.
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Well, I'm excited
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to be able to ride this
to high school next year.
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Oh, as in [clears throat]
three-miles-away high school?
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I was thinking these are
more like indoor bikes.
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[ Laughs ] You know,
after some practice,
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maybe you can ride them
in the driveway,
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go to the mailbox,
when you're ready.
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You know, places
where I can see you.
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Mom,
I was in Safety Patrol
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and voted
"Most Likely to be a Narc."
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I'm responsible!
Let me prove it.
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Fine. [ Chuckles ]
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We need eggs.
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Maybe the three
of you guys
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can go to the store
and bring some back.
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Making me get
a notoriously fragile food
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feels like a setup,
but I'm game.
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Let's go.
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Oh, um, don't forget
the hand signals.
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Right.
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Left.
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Stop.
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Emergency.
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Emergency.
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Emergency?
How is this emergency?
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Don't worry, Mom.
I've got this.
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[ Sighs ]
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See, she's got this.
There's nothing to worry about.
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Yeah, you're right.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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We're following them.Wh--
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So while Mom needed to know
we were safe,
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Aunt Dee-Dee
needed overtime,
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which meant sneaking in
on the weekends
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to log her hours watching
"Battle of the Network Stars."
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I've seen this one.Oh!
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Tony Danza wins.
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Oh. Hi.
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I was just, um --
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Thought I'd
come in to work
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and do some extra work
on my day off.
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Huh.
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[ Papers rustling ]Um...
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There. That is filed.
[ Chuckles ]
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So you're not here
just inflating your hours?
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That's what I got fired
from Pan Am for.
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Fool me once.
[ Chuckles ]
Oh.
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Well, since you're here
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and you're obviously ready
to work hard,
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can you go through
all these case files
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and organize them
by claim?
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Falls with falls,
bites with bites,
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things found
in people's chili.
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You get the idea.
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Uh...
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Man, I knew I should have
just stayed home
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and chilled with Alicia.
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I bet she's just kicking back
and relaxing.
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Pedal faster!
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Like you've tailed an ex
before.
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I haven't.
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Is this really necess--
Oh!
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Is this really necess--
Gosh, are we on a hill?
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[ Groans ]
Gah!
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♪♪
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Hey, kids!
What's the happs?
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Are you following us?
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What?!
[ Chuckles ]
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No.
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I mean, you guys made
bike riding seem so fun.
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We just happened
to cross paths.
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Hey, girls!
Nice bikes!
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I'm not a girl!
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Oh. Sorry, buddy.
You just got great hair.
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And a pink bike!
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Mom, I know
you're checking on me.
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You gave me the egg test.
I'm going to ace it.
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I know, it's just the world
is a scary place.
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Do you know how many people
fall or get bit
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or find stuff
in their chili?
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You gave me a key
to the house,
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but you won't let me
ride a bike?
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Ah, good point, Bow-Bow.
We should trust you.
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Right, hon?
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Right.
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, sorry.
You were talking to her.
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Fine.
[ Sighs ]
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We'll see you at home.
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Don't forget the eggs.Okay.
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Be careful.Oh, cool.
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Hey, where -- where are
we going next?
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Oh, just let me
grab my roller skates.
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I can latch onto the bike
with a bungee cord
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and go wherever
you guys go!
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Okay, guys. Let's get these eggs
and my freedom.
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Uh-oh!
I'm still with ya!
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Santi,
why are you dancing?
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I'm not dancing.
Johan is missing.
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Thisis me dancing.
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♪♪
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Johan, I know that day
was traumatic for you,
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but as soon as I realized
that you were lost,
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I was devastated.
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We have to find Johan,
Santi.
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Right after
I get those eggs.
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You stay here
in case he comes back.
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Johan: Wait -- Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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You weren't devastated.
You went to get eggs.
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You know what?
That is so you, Rainbow.
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You're supposed to be
the responsible one,
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and you left a child
on the street by herself?
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I --
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A beautiful,
charismatic child?
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[ Sighs ]
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I need to cleanse.[ Bowl clanging]
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Johan, are you eating cereal
out of a Tibetan singing bowl?
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♪ I will not be judged
by you ♪
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[ Bowl clangs][ Sighs ]
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Whew.
Well, that was fun.
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We should go tandem bike riding
more often.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Like right now.
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Honey, they're fine.
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Why are you making
such a big deal of this?
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Because they're my babies,
Paul.
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The world
is a dangerous place.
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There's the Night Stalker,
Ted Bundy, Satanic cults.
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Don't you watch
"A Current Affair"?
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No, no, no. Honey, you
can't listen to everything
Maury Povich says.
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He said men who lose everything
in a divorce never recover.
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But look at me.
I'm thriving.
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Do you guys have
any orange juice?
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I always get
super dehydrated
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after I spend the morning
crying.
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Yeah.
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Yeah?
Help yourself.
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Thank you.
Yeah.
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♪♪
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You're done already?
252
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,126
[ Scoffs ] I thought you'd be
here at least six more hours.
253
00:09:22,213 --> 00:09:24,041
Yeah,
it wasn't that hard.
254
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,348
But this one
was a little tricky.
255
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:29,264
The guy slipped on a puddle,
fell down some stairs,
256
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:32,223
then got bit by a snake
that jumped out of his chili.
257
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:35,400
But then I realized, since this
all happened in a church,
258
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,011
it goes under
"Acts of God."
259
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,839
Nice.
260
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,015
You know, those files have been
sitting there for weeks.
261
00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,364
Nobody could
get through them.
262
00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,018
Well,
it was actually nice
263
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,759
to have something that
challenged me for once.
264
00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:47,456
Right now,
the hardest part of my day
265
00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,197
is when I have to flip
the water cooler over
266
00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,025
to try to get it
on the thing.
267
00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,505
The trick is confidence.
Water coolers can smell fear.
268
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,986
Well, you know, if you're up
for a real challenge,
269
00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,075
I could use some help
prepping the closing arguments
270
00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:00,338
for "Smith v.
A Wooden Roller Coaster."
271
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,863
So for doing work, I get
rewarded with more work?
272
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:05,648
Yep. I'm beginning to realize
you're a real go-getter.
273
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:08,390
If you stay,
could get a promotion.
274
00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,870
But only
if you work hard.
275
00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,915
That's what this firm
was built on.
276
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,221
Really?
277
00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:14,526
Absolutely.
278
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,920
So...
I'm gonna go play golf.
279
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,532
Johan wasn't at school,
280
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,186
he wasn't at the park,
281
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,579
and he wasn't at
his favorite puddle,
282
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,755
so hopefully
he just came home.
283
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,192
If not, we can just pretend
we never had a brother.
284
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,454
[ Bike thuds ]
285
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,848
[ Indistinct conversation ]
286
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,284
[ Door closes ]
287
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,069
Where's your brother?
288
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,810
He came home.
289
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,422
Uh-oh.
Did you lose him?
290
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,337
Wait, did youlose him?
291
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,947
Johan's still out there?
292
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:48,430
Yes. But the good news is,
I brought the eggs.
293
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,301
Not helping.
Mnh-mnh.
294
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:51,999
I'm just gonna say what
everybody's thinking --
295
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,001
this should be
the family.
296
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,220
Thank you, Santi.
Let's go.
297
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:59,223
Griff, do you mind watching
these two until we come back?
298
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,356
Clearlythey're not ready
to be left on their own.
299
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,445
Clearly!
300
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:06,404
I-I don't know that I --
I-I really...
301
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,145
[ Door closes ]
302
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,191
♪♪
303
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,801
You guys hungry?
304
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,717
I can make toast and, uh...
305
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,937
Well, just -- just toast.
306
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,983
[ Keys clacking ]I don't know why,
307
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,856
but I think a good closing
statement should rhyme.
308
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:30,080
"13 kids are in traction,
so we must file a class action."
309
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,299
[ Laughs ]
310
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,736
Denise.
311
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,477
Aren't you supposed
to be golfing?
312
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:38,175
I was losing, so I faked
an injury, and here I am.
313
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,829
What are they
doing here?
Look,
314
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,396
I could have handled all this
by myself,
315
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,528
but inviting them
was faster.
316
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,879
I'm broke, but I ain't
"come in on a Sunday" broke.
317
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,403
I mean, when she called me
in tears,
318
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,622
I thought it was more
of an emergency.
319
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,320
But that's okay,
I didn't need to stay
320
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,191
for all
of my sister's wedding.
321
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,932
You tricked these people
322
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,500
into coming in to do work
I told youto do?
323
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,632
I thought that --Okay, I'm sorry.
324
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,243
I know you think
you saw more in me,
325
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,549
but I can't handle everything
you think I can.
326
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,683
And I'm sorry you missed
your sister's wedding.
327
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,468
Dolores: Oh, it's okay.
They'll get divorced soon.
328
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,166
She's very unpleasant.
329
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,776
♪♪
330
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,386
[ Phone receiver slams ]
331
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,128
Well, I called Alvin,
and Johan's not with him.
332
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,521
Guess he's really lost.
333
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:22,176
Johan's getting
all this attention
334
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,178
just because
no one knows where he is?
335
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,441
Getting lost
is not hard.
336
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,878
If I wanted to,
I could totally get lost.
337
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,880
Can you not make everything
about you?
338
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,708
No.
339
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:37,147
Come on, that's pretty funny
for a 3-year-old.
340
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,193
Okay,
you were 7 years old.
341
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,325
Why do you always make
everything about yourself?
342
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,371
Well, who else am I supposed to
make everything about?
343
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,155
Other people?Yes.
344
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,461
She's not gonna do that.
345
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:47,854
No, I'm not
gonna do that.
346
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,464
Can you mind
your own business?
347
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,422
You brought me here.
348
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:55,122
Yes, Dre, because you didn't
want to make your own lunch.
349
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,863
Okay. Alright.Johan: Guys, guys.
350
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,908
All this negative energy
is weighing on me.
351
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,867
I think we should burn sage
on this whole conversation.
352
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,173
Yeah, and you know what?
I'm out on the photo now, too.
353
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,914
Rainbow,
just hit us both up
354
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,698
when you come up with
something better, okay?
355
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,744
Wh-- Well, why don't you guys
come up with something?
356
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,181
Because that's not what we do.
That's what you do.
357
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,313
Duh.
358
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,880
Okay, you know what?
359
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,098
I'm done.
360
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,621
What?
Yeah.
361
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,145
I'm not gonna be
the responsible one anymore.
362
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,711
I'm out, okay?
363
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,801
And I'm not gonna
bail you out
364
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,020
when you forget
that it's Mom's birthday... Hold on.
365
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,456
...and you don't know
what to get her. Just calm down, Bow.
366
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:26,675
I'm not gonna put your name
on a card,
367
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:29,243
and I am not
gonna text you
368
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,245
to remind you
that it's Mom's birthday.
369
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,420
But, I --
No.
370
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,030
No buts, you guys, okay?
371
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,685
As far as I'm concerned,
I'm an only child.
372
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:37,817
That's me.
Goodbye.
373
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:38,861
[ Cellphone chimes ]
374
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:39,775
Babe?
375
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:40,820
What?
376
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,125
Proud of you.
377
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,084
Oh.
378
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,607
You did
what you had to do.
379
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,130
Well, thank you.
380
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,741
Now, if you'd only let me
block their numbers...
381
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,700
Dre, come on.
Okay. Okay.
382
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,223
Too soon.
383
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:59,012
[ Cellphone ringing ]
384
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,755
[ Sighs ]
385
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,279
[ Ringing continues ]
386
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,020
Gonna get that?
387
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:10,110
For our entire lives,
I have looked out for them,
388
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,286
and I'm not
doing it anymore.
389
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:15,115
That ends today.
Boom. Boom.
390
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,030
[ Cellphone stops ringing ]
391
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,684
Look, I was -- I was talking
about this last slice of pizza,
392
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,338
but I -- I get
where your head is.
393
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,819
I helped Johan understand
his mixed identity.
394
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,474
I have always, always
covered for them.
Mm-hmm.
395
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,390
I mean, do you think I like
being the responsible one?
396
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:32,306
I would like to be able
to change my name, too.
397
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:36,049
You know, change it because I've
run up my credit card debt
398
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,660
so that I can go run off
to Burning Man.
399
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,575
You do not want to
go to Burning Man.
400
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,229
No, I do not.
Mnh-mnh.
401
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,361
Civilization began
with plumbing.
Yeah.
402
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:47,799
Rainbow: But if they only knew
how much I did for them.
403
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,150
[ Sighs ]
Alright, I'm out.
404
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,674
Make sure they use a good
picture for the milk carton.
405
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,328
Santi,
this isn't funny.
406
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,199
Johan could have hurt himself
somewhere.
407
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,072
Yeah, trying to show everyone
he's "not a girl."
408
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,599
[ Gasps ]
I know where he is.
409
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,384
You stay here.
I'm gonna go get him.
410
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:11,519
Okay, but if I end up the only
kid not lost, I'm gonna lose it.
411
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,522
See? I was the one who
figured out where Johan was.
412
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,827
Why are they mad atme?
413
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,699
Boy:
Epic fail, bro!
414
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,135
Heinous wipeout!
415
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,877
Hey, kid, you're next.
416
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:25,576
♪♪
417
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,100
[ Exhales deeply ]
418
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,493
Johan, wait.
419
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,582
I know why you're doing this,
and you don't have to.
420
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,716
Yes, I do. I have to show
everyone that I'm not a girl.
421
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,283
No, you don't.
422
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,241
We're not the kind of family
that cares about that,
423
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,374
and you shouldn't,
either.
424
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,332
I guess you're right.
425
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,551
Let's go home.
426
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,944
Whoa!
427
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,380
Whoa! Whoa![ Bike rattling ]
428
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,424
Daniel: You're all right,
little dude.
429
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,731
I'm good!
430
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,038
-Denise, Denise. Wait a minute.
-You can't fire me,
because I quit.
431
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,517
-I wasn't gonna do that.
Look, you don't have --
-I'm gonna burn this place down.
432
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:54,823
But I need you
to know something.
433
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,477
Will you listen to me?
434
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:57,652
I didn't need your little
nickel-and-dime job anyway.
435
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,654
Will you let me finish?
436
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,264
[ Thump ]
437
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,700
You know, you remind me
a lot of myself.
438
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,138
I was a slacker, too,
439
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,488
and then a mentor saw
I had this ability,
440
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,403
the way I see it in you.
441
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,622
You think
outside the box.
442
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,233
You have
the innate ability
443
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,713
to find simple solutions
to complicated problems.
444
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,064
And delegating to Brad
and Dolores,
445
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,414
you found the two weakest
personalities in this office,
446
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,546
and you exploited them.
447
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,247
That's stuff
you can't teach.
448
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,292
I am very talented.
449
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,772
[ Sighs ]
450
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:34,558
This isn't a file.
It's a TV.
451
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:38,693
I want to help you get your
certification as a paralegal.
452
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,825
Now, it's gonna be
a lot of work, but --
453
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:43,698
but you're gonna make
twice as much.
454
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,397
I'm in.
455
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,356
I'm just gonna make Dolores
do all the work anyway.
456
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,273
I would keep that
on the down-low.
457
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,188
What you know
about down-low?
458
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,235
Mmm. Mmm.
459
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,280
Where are
our children?
460
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,411
Mm!
461
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,630
Uh...
462
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,240
You know, in my defense,
463
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,373
I-I never said I was good
at watching kids.
464
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,766
I actually
made that quite clear.
465
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:12,466
[ Sighs ]
Look who I found at the stairs.
466
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,469
Oh, thank God!
Come here!
467
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,819
Yeah, turns out
he wasn't lost.
468
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,691
We just didn't know where he was
for a small period of time.
469
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:21,953
[ Chuckles ]
Hi.
470
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,738
I'm really sorry, Mom.
471
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:26,175
I know you trust me
to be the responsible one,
472
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,221
and I let you down.You didn't let me down.
473
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,179
I'm just being
overprotective.
474
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,747
You guys are all going
to different schools
for the first time,
475
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,792
and the one good thing
about the commune
476
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,186
is you were never alone.
477
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:40,494
And also, if you're independent
now, you might not need me.
478
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,800
Oh, well, this one -- this one's
always gonna need you.
479
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,411
Last night,
he choked on some toothpaste.
480
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,803
Mm.
481
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,240
You can ride your bike
to school.
482
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:48,415
Really?
Yeah.
483
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,026
Thank you!
[ Laughs ]
484
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,203
Well, looks like everyone's
safe, sound, and --
485
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,031
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where's Santi?
486
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,077
Oh, that's the little one,
right?
487
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,600
It was so cute.
488
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,297
She grabbed her stuff
and asked where
489
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:04,561
the nearest Greyhound station
was. [ Chuckles ]
490
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,955
My guess is she's in
the same place she always is
491
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,000
when we can't find her.
492
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,177
♪♪
493
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,092
[ Gasps ]
494
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,051
Turns out I was the one
who was really lost today.
495
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,533
Don't worry,
I've alerted the authorities.
496
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,057
It all worked out, Dre.
497
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,580
[ Cellphone rings ]
498
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,278
They think I'm gonna pick up,
but I'm not.
499
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,106
You know what?
I should be mad at them.
500
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,846
Yeah.
I'm not answering that.
501
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,587
Okay.
I'm not
gonna answer it.
502
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:32,589
Of course not.I'm not answering
the phone.
503
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:33,982
Mm.
Not an--
504
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:35,549
[ Cellphone chimes ]I'm not --
505
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,420
I'm not talking
to you two.
506
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,422
Johan: I-I know.
We owe you an apology.
507
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,120
What?
508
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,296
We know you've always
been there for us.
509
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,385
Rainbow: Oh. So thank you
for pushing me...
510
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,082
literally at times.
511
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,562
Oh.
512
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,259
And for taking on
the burden
513
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,218
of being the one
everyone can count on,
514
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,655
because I-I know
I'd be terrible at it.
515
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,265
Thank you.
516
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,398
Well, um, okay.
517
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,487
I have a confession, too.
518
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,271
Um...
[ Clears throat ]
519
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:05,753
I actually like being
the responsible one.
520
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,537
Ooh.
521
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,235
I like being the one
that everyone can root for,
522
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,933
the -- the star
of the show.
523
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,109
You're the star --Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
524
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,850
Iam the star.
525
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,591
My bad.
Okay.
526
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,115
So, guys, you know you can
still make it, right?
527
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:23,379
Huh? You can still make it,
and we can do this photo!
528
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,859
You coming?
529
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,687
Yeah,
that's a great idea.
530
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,602
There's just
one problem --
531
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,126
I'm actually at CoinCon
in Tampa...
532
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,260
Wh-- ...hiding in the closet
at the convention center.
533
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,610
Yeah, and I've been sitting
in lotus position so long
534
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,394
I can't feel my legs.
535
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,527
But I'll get there
as soon as I can.
536
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,050
Okay. It's fine.
537
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:44,270
I will --
I'll figure something out.
538
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,749
You always do.
539
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,664
Love you, sis.
Love you.
540
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,927
Love you, too.
Bye, you guys.
541
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,059
Bye.
542
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,713
[ Laughs ]
Dre says bye.
543
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,454
Hurry up, Johan!
544
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,369
Rainbow: Childhood prepares you
to become
545
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:58,197
the adult you end up being,
546
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,286
whether it's
a carefree wanderer
547
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,809
with an adventurous spirit...
548
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,376
What are you --
[ Laughs ]
549
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,639
...or a confident
entrepreneur
550
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,076
who's never afraid
to take a bet on themselves.
551
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,991
Alicia: You know what?
I have an idea.
552
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:13,864
Why don't we take a photo of the
kids in their graduation shirts?
553
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,518
Yeah!
You got it.
554
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,564
As for me, I realized
555
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:21,568
that I was destined to be
a responsible, caring woman
556
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,657
that had a fulfilling
family life...Ready?
557
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,180
...impeccable style,
558
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,270
and a successful career
as a doctor.
559
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,837
Santamonica:
Yes, we get it.
560
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,795
You put people to sleep
for a living.
561
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,971
Johan: I fell asleep three times
during that story.
562
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:37,061
Okay,
three, two, one.
563
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,976
♪ Forever young ♪
564
00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:42,415
♪ I want to be forever young ♪
565
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:47,202
[ Knock on door ]
566
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:51,162
We've got a report of a missing,
"charismatic" child?
567
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,381
Santamonica:
That's for me!
568
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:53,687
[ Footsteps approaching ]
569
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,254
Hi. I'm missing.
570
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,954
You didn't bring
the news stations?
571
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,696
Uh...
Sorry, Officer.
572
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,350
Yeah, um, we'll talk
to our daughter.
573
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,394
-Yep.
-Yep.
574
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,656
Uh, send someone
who knows
575
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:07,962
how to shoot
this skin tone.
576
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,093
Okay.
Okay.
577
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,138
Wait, wait, wait,
no, Mom!
578
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,619
Mom! Mom!Okay. Bye-bye.
579
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,797
Please.
No, no!
580
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,886
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