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? We spend all our time
lying side by side
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? Going nowhere
It's really something
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? Getting busy
Doing nothing
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? We spend all our time
Running for our lives
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? Going nowhere
It's really something
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? Getting busy
Doing nothing
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? Getting busy
Doing nothing. ?
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Cheater! Cheater!
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CHANTING ON TELEVISION
Cheater! Cheater!
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That woman is sleeping
with her husband,
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her husband's father
and his father's brother!
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Wow. Is that the father?
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No, that's the husband.
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There's the father.
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Oh, dear. He looks very tired.
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You'd think she'd wash her hair.
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I mean, you know you're going
on telly, so you'd wash your hair, wouldn't you?
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Well, she's been quite busy.
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Maybe she didn't have time.
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Inca gives herself
an hour's preparation time
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before she leaves the house.
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You could take a leaf
out of her book, Gems.
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You all right? Yeah, I just...
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I miss her.
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The cleanliness, the order,
the microbiotic food regime.
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You'd never have guessed.
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Could you go round and see her
for me?
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Oh, no, I don't want to get
involved. You are involved, you're the reason why I'm here.
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No, Jason, you're the reason
why you're lying on the sofa
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like a giant sausage roll.
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Girls, get a wiggle on -
Brownie camp! Coming!
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Billy!
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Sup on my raw veg, will you?
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Sorry?
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My gazpacho. Oh. Have a taste.
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Right.
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I usually get Poppy's
sophisticated palate onto it,
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but she's away at Brownie camp,
so... Mmm. I'll do my best.
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It's a cold tomato-based soup,
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originating from the southern
regions of Andalucia.
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You know, I'm just not a soupy
kind of guy.
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You know, anything liquidy
as a main meal
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just kind of creeps
my tastebuds out.
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But I'm sure Gemma will love it.
Well...
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I haven't settled
on a final menu yet, so...
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Oh, um...here.
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Try one of these.
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A little piece of heaven
in a ramekin.
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You want me to take a souffle
on the bus?
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Oh, yes.
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Ah.
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And text me your thoughts, eh?
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LOL, smiley face.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Right, baggy, crispies and, um...
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a little tart.
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You should do salads, you know.
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I have an irritable bowel.
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Oh.
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Well, I'll make sure I tell my boss.
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Not about your bowel thing,
about the salad thing.
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I bet you don't have
an irritable bowel.
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Er...no.
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Can I have a cheese
and pickle baguette,
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chicken pine nut wrap, and some
crisps. Mmm, I like your style.
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Certainly no bowel issues there.
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CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
No.
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My bowels are fine, thanks.
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There's a little something extra
in the cheese and pickle baguette.
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You are very lucky
I was able to fitting you in.
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People highly demand me.
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Oh, thanks, Inca.
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It's just I'm going to dinner
at Tom's tonight.
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Tom is a snatch.
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Catch.
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Go behind screen
and slipping off clothes.
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There are paper pants in there
for your safety.
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Thanks.
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So how are you, Inca?
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Did Yason send you?
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No.
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I didn't tell him I was coming.
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He misses you.
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My heart is stone, Gemma.
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Please onto the couch.
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You want a wax while you're here?
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Er, no, thanks.
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Probably a mistake.
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Oh, well, it's just friends
having dinner, no funny business.
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BELL RINGS
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Ooh!
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You are burying your head
in the soot. Maybe.
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What about you?
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Aren't you burying your head
in the...
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Ow!
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Tension balls.
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Inca, the thing is,
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you and Jason are just so...
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totally made for each other.
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I thunk so too.
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He was the deep fried fish
to my organic parsnip chips.
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The high-cholesterol salt
to my filtered balsamic vinegar.
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Basically, Gemma,
he was the ping to my pong.
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Ohh!
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But now I have thrust forward
with my life. Oh! Ooh!
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I have joined husbandhunter.co.uk.
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Inca! Ooh! He has broken
the hoop of trust!
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Oh, Inca! What?
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Ooh...
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You're hurting me.
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Sorry, I forget you're frail.
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Turn!
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Ooh...
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You see this?
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Er, no.
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This is the white platinum
engagement ring that I'm imagining Yason gave me.
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It is having a prong set with a
round brilliant diamond solitaire,
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embraced by a sparkling
micro paved halo setting.
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Give him the ring back.
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Oh, I'm not sure
I know how to give back an...
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Oh.
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Whoo! Ooh!
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It is fine.
I have a date tonight at the bar.
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With businessman Terry Tompkinson
44, from Northwood Hills.
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On no, Inca, don't!
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Come round to mine and see Jason.
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Jason who?
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Lie!
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HE SIGHS
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? Con te...
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? Partiro...
? Partiro..!
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? Paesi...
? Paesi...
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? Che non ho mai
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? Veduto e vissuto con te...
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? Lo con te... ?
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? Magnifico...
? Magnifico...
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SINGS ALONG:
I'm just a poor boy Nobody loves me
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? He's just a poor boy
From a poor family
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? Spare him his life
From this monstrosity.... ?
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I'm not listening to that!
Ooh, now, ssh. What?
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? Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go
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? Bismillah!
No, we will not let you go... ?
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I went to see Inca today,
and she gave me back her imaginary engagement ring.
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It's over. She's even going
on a date tonight. She moves fast!
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Jason thinks she's going to
take him back. Yeah, well, he would.
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You've got to tell him. I know. I
need moral support. I've got plans.
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Alfie...
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TUNELESS SINGING
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Fine.
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Go on. What?
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HE SIGHS
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? Beelzebub has a devil
Put aside... ?
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Er, Jason, now.
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There's no easy way to say this,
so I'm just going to blurt it out.
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Um...I went to see Inca today, and,
er, she said to give you this back.
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I'm sorry.
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What's she giving back?
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It's the imaginary engagement ring
you never bought her. She's being dramatic.
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She'll have me back.
Jason, she's moving on.
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She's going on a date tonight.
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She's doing what? She's going on a
date. With who? Businessman Terry someone...it's not the point.
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It's not the point...
Right, I'm going down there. No...
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No! And I'm going to give that bloke
a jolly good shoeing! A shoeing? She's a fragile, rare butterfly.
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She needs protecting,
otherwise she'll just end up
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on some rich geezer's wall
with a pin stuck through her torso!
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I've never loved anyone
the way I love her, never.
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I'm going down there.
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No, Jason, no! You're only
going to make things worse.
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There's no way she'll take you back
if you go down there all guns blazing. Is there, Alfie?
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What? Oh, no.
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Say something. Er...yes.
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Wha..?
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Well, yeah, OK, Mum's right.
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You'll end up looking more of
a plank than you do in that little Slanket thingy.
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Thanks for those pearls of wisdom.
You're welcome. Supposing this geezer's a murderer!
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No, I'm sure Inca
can take care of herself. But what I do propose is that, um...
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That Alfie go to the bar to keep an
eye on her. What? No, I can't do that, I've got a booty text.
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Cheese and pickle girl got
the number I hid in her baguette. This is a family emergency.
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So get Billy to do it,
he's working at the bar tonight.
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Oh, I don't know...
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Well, I would feel better if I knew
that someone was watching over her.
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No, forget it,
I'm going there meself!
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No, Jason! Stay here,
I'll sort Billy out.
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I mean, I'll sort it out with Billy.
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I'm going to be all alone.
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The girls are out.
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You're going out.
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You're going out.
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Inca's even going out.
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Oh, good, you're here.
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Er, look, sorry,
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but I haven't got time for the whole
flirty thing you do.
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Flirty thing?
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Yes. You stay stuff to me
and I get all hot and flustered,
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and then I'm not sure
if it's attraction or the menopause.
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Anyway, I haven't got time for that,
I need to get to the point. You're doing well so far. Oh, thank you.
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So...
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..you wanted us
to get down to business? Oh, yes.
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Er...no, it's not about us.
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Um, look, I need you to do
a little bit of spying.
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Well, not spying exactly,
more keeping an eye on.
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So you want to hire me
as a detective?
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Er...well not hire you so much,
more ask you to as a favour.
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Ah, free detective work. You know,
I don't normally keep an eye on people for nothing.
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Is it Alfie?
Is he wearing women's clothes again?
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What?
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No, er...it's Inca.
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Um, she's coming down here
to meet businessman Terry someone for a date.
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Does Alfie wear women's clothes?
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Oh!
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Ow!
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Listen, I've had to practically
sedate Jason with bacon sandwiches
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to stop him from coming down here
and making a scene.
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Well, maybe he should do.
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Show Inca how he feels,
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stop pretending that there
isn't anything...
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Is this about us again?
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Definitely not, this is spy
business.
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Would you stop bringing it round
to "us" all the time?
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Ow!
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Is that how you treat all
your employees? No, just stop it.
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This is serious. If Jason comes down
here and starts getting all macho,
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it's going to make things a lot
worse than they are already. OK, understood.
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So you'd like me to keep an eye
on Inca and report back to you? Yes.
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Do we have code names?
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I'm serious.
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You text me
and let me know what's going on.
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Should I intercept
if our client is in danger?
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Well, yes, obviously.
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You want me to put my life
on the line for you then?
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Now you...stop it. I'm going.
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You...
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I would.
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Yep, so would I.
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? At last...
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? My love has come along
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? My lonely days are over... ?
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All right?
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All right.
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I'm just waiting for someone.
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Yep, me.
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You put your number in my baguette,
so here I am.
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No. No, I put my number in cheese
and pickle girl's baguette.
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No. She was the chicken
and pine nut.
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I'm the cheese and pickle.
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Oh...
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Ohh...
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Well, this is awkward.
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Only if you're not gay.
250
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Not gay.
251
00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:40,155
So yeah...
252
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it's a bit awkward.
253
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254
00:11:51,235 --> 00:11:53,235
Oh!
255
00:11:53,235 --> 00:11:54,275
Sorry I'm late.
256
00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:56,595
What's 22 minutes? Nothing's ruined.
257
00:11:56,595 --> 00:11:58,675
Lovely to see you, come on in.
Oh, great.
258
00:11:58,675 --> 00:12:00,435
Um, Tom...
259
00:12:00,435 --> 00:12:01,595
The thing is, I...
260
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:02,755
Jason!
261
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,635
Yes, that's the thing.
262
00:12:04,635 --> 00:12:06,075
Jason.
263
00:12:06,075 --> 00:12:08,075
Just parking. All right, Tom?
264
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,155
Jason's had a bit of bad news.
265
00:12:10,155 --> 00:12:11,195
Inca's on a date.
266
00:12:11,195 --> 00:12:14,075
And I want to go down there and
batter the man, but Gemma won't let me!
267
00:12:14,075 --> 00:12:18,435
Yes, sorry, Tom, I just couldn't
leave him on his own. It's all been a bit last minute.
268
00:12:18,435 --> 00:12:22,835
I have plenty for three. You're
doing the grown-up thing, Jason.
269
00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:25,435
No, I can't do it, I'm not grown-up,
I'm going down there.
270
00:12:25,435 --> 00:12:29,155
No, Jason, be sensible.
Now, Billy's there and he's going to be keeping an eye on things.
271
00:12:29,155 --> 00:12:32,795
Oh, well, that's all right, then.
It's much better this way, Jason.
272
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,515
I made a terrible fool of myself
when Selina moved in with Imran.
273
00:12:35,515 --> 00:12:38,355
I exploded at the Asda meat counter,
hurling a salami at him.
274
00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:42,555
Wait it out and go and speak to her
tomorrow calmly and with dignity.
275
00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:47,835
I'm so sorry about all of this.
We've all got baggage, Gem.
276
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,035
Yeah, well, I've brought mine
with me.
277
00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:51,075
Literally.
278
00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:52,475
Can I take your coat, Gemma?
279
00:12:52,475 --> 00:12:54,995
And Jason, your, um...
280
00:12:54,995 --> 00:12:56,715
Blankety thing.
281
00:12:59,075 --> 00:13:00,875
Er, Billy...
282
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:03,915
A couple of pints for me
and my date, Cheese and Pickle.
283
00:13:03,915 --> 00:13:04,995
Don't ask.
284
00:13:06,155 --> 00:13:08,195
Did Mum ask you to spy on Inca?
285
00:13:08,195 --> 00:13:11,355
Yeah, she wants me
to make notes and update her.
286
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,715
Very James Bond.
287
00:13:15,635 --> 00:13:16,955
Quiz machine?
288
00:13:16,955 --> 00:13:18,675
Sure, why not?
289
00:13:18,675 --> 00:13:20,595
You know, Casanova was a spy,
290
00:13:20,595 --> 00:13:24,235
for the Venetian Inquisitors
of State, in between his womanising.
291
00:13:24,235 --> 00:13:26,235
I expect I'd be like him
if I was a spy.
292
00:13:26,235 --> 00:13:28,355
I see you more as Mata Hari.
293
00:13:28,355 --> 00:13:29,955
Oh, really? I bet he was cool.
294
00:13:29,955 --> 00:13:33,195
Yeah, she was.
295
00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:34,235
Good luck.
296
00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:35,275
Cheers.
297
00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:39,395
Get your own baguette date.
298
00:13:41,315 --> 00:13:43,395
Now this is a beauty.
299
00:13:43,395 --> 00:13:44,595
Birch wine.
300
00:13:44,595 --> 00:13:45,835
Wine from a tree?
301
00:13:45,835 --> 00:13:46,875
Yep.
302
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,635
You penetrate the bark,
let the sap drip into the bottle,
303
00:13:49,635 --> 00:13:52,915
and then you begin
the wine-making process.
304
00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:56,115
Dammit, I like it.
305
00:13:56,115 --> 00:13:58,355
So you're a bit
of a Bear Grylls, then?
306
00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:01,315
Does he make wine?
307
00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:04,155
No, he eats flies and stuff.
308
00:14:04,155 --> 00:14:05,755
Mm.
309
00:14:07,315 --> 00:14:09,915
OK, what's the shortest
verse in the Bible? Jesus wept.
310
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,395
All right, I'm only asking.
No, that's the answer.
311
00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:14,675
The shortest verse is "Jesus wept."
Ah-ha.
312
00:14:14,675 --> 00:14:17,435
Right, in money slang,
how much is a "Pavarotti" worth?
313
00:14:17,435 --> 00:14:18,675
It's C, 30.
314
00:14:18,675 --> 00:14:21,835
What? No, hang on. It's B, 10 quid.
Inca, you look lovely!
315
00:14:21,835 --> 00:14:23,395
I know.
316
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:27,035
It was hard for me to be doing
this dress up now that I am alone.
317
00:14:27,035 --> 00:14:29,115
I'd be happy to help you
with your zip.
318
00:14:29,115 --> 00:14:30,235
There is no zip.
319
00:14:30,235 --> 00:14:31,595
It's like sausage skin.
320
00:14:31,595 --> 00:14:33,835
I had to do lots of writhing
and wriggling on the bed.
321
00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:35,515
I love this bar.
322
00:14:35,515 --> 00:14:37,035
What can I get you?
323
00:14:37,035 --> 00:14:39,515
Ah! Scotch on the rocks.
324
00:14:39,515 --> 00:14:40,555
Allow me.
325
00:14:41,595 --> 00:14:44,115
Are you my blind date?
326
00:14:44,115 --> 00:14:45,835
No.
327
00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:47,155
But I could be.
328
00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:48,275
I am thinking not.
329
00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:51,635
You are not exfoliating facially.
There you go.
330
00:14:54,035 --> 00:14:56,275
Yeah, steady with the wine, Jason.
331
00:14:56,275 --> 00:14:58,235
I'm enjoying myself, you lighten up.
332
00:14:58,235 --> 00:14:59,675
So...
333
00:14:59,675 --> 00:15:02,675
starters of fresh sardines.
334
00:15:02,675 --> 00:15:04,595
Naples style.
335
00:15:04,595 --> 00:15:09,755
Drizzled with a garlic
and white wine vinaigrette.
336
00:15:09,755 --> 00:15:13,315
And the homemade bread on the table
is made by Poppy's own fair hand.
337
00:15:13,315 --> 00:15:15,155
His kid makes bread.
338
00:15:15,155 --> 00:15:16,595
Do our kids make bread?
339
00:15:19,355 --> 00:15:20,555
Oh...no, mate, no.
340
00:15:20,555 --> 00:15:22,795
Gemma doesn't eat anything with
eyes, do you, love?
341
00:15:22,795 --> 00:15:25,235
It's fine. It's fine, I do now.
342
00:15:25,235 --> 00:15:27,395
Really? What, dead googly eyes
staring at you?
343
00:15:27,395 --> 00:15:28,835
Stop it, Jason.
344
00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:30,355
Sorry, Gem, I didn't think to ask.
345
00:15:30,355 --> 00:15:32,955
Mmmm-mm! This is lovely, mate.
346
00:15:32,955 --> 00:15:34,075
Shall I take the head off?
347
00:15:34,075 --> 00:15:35,835
No, it's fine, I can do it.
348
00:15:38,155 --> 00:15:41,315
Selina, Poppy and I went
on a cooking course in Naples
349
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,315
on our last holiday together.
350
00:15:43,315 --> 00:15:44,355
It was wonderful.
351
00:15:44,355 --> 00:15:46,115
My last holiday with Inca
352
00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:48,675
was five days on a barge
on the Norfolk Broads.
353
00:15:48,675 --> 00:15:50,475
Inca turned some heads.
354
00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:52,555
She was like
a Scandinavian ice queen
355
00:15:52,555 --> 00:15:54,515
gliding that barge
down those canals.
356
00:15:55,995 --> 00:15:57,235
She never let me drive.
357
00:15:58,675 --> 00:16:00,555
"The barge she sat in,
358
00:16:00,555 --> 00:16:03,995
"like a burnish'd throne,
burned on the water."
359
00:16:05,555 --> 00:16:06,675
Shakespeare.
360
00:16:09,355 --> 00:16:10,675
I have to go to her.
361
00:16:10,675 --> 00:16:12,515
No, Jason, you can't.
362
00:16:12,515 --> 00:16:15,115
Billy texted,
she's not even there yet.
363
00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:17,755
How about I pop open some
parsnip champagne?
364
00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:26,195
A wonderful beast,
the organic parsnip.
365
00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:28,435
champagne, yeast, juice
of two oranges...
366
00:16:28,435 --> 00:16:31,035
all in all,
quite a potent combination.
367
00:16:31,035 --> 00:16:34,595
Mmm.
368
00:16:34,595 --> 00:16:37,355
That was lovely, Tom, thank you.
369
00:16:37,355 --> 00:16:38,555
Full up.
370
00:16:38,555 --> 00:16:40,995
They pack a nutritional punch.
371
00:16:40,995 --> 00:16:43,315
I know someone I'd like to punch.
372
00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:45,395
You let them go,
373
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,915
and if they come back to you,
then it was meant to be.
374
00:16:47,915 --> 00:16:50,475
Your wife never came
back from Imran. Jason!
375
00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:52,235
Don't be rude!
376
00:16:52,235 --> 00:16:53,675
SHE SIGHS
377
00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:55,115
Maybe we should go.
378
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,675
No, don't be silly.
379
00:16:56,675 --> 00:16:59,635
Jason's right, she didn't.
380
00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:00,795
It wasn't meant to be.
381
00:17:02,035 --> 00:17:04,675
Um...
382
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,235
Let's get the, er...
next course ready.
383
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,475
Fresh pasta.
384
00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:10,715
Please, help yourselves
to the olives.
385
00:17:15,595 --> 00:17:16,635
What?
386
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:17,715
Behave. I am.
387
00:17:17,715 --> 00:17:19,915
Ugh!
388
00:17:24,355 --> 00:17:26,475
So, you nervous about your date?
389
00:17:26,475 --> 00:17:27,515
Oh...
390
00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:28,515
Not so much.
391
00:17:29,595 --> 00:17:30,675
I have had many dates.
392
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,235
Always they ask me on a second date,
and always I am saying no.
393
00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:35,875
Ah, but you went on a second date
with Jason.
394
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,995
Yes, that's because on the first
date he was forgetting his purse,
395
00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:40,035
so I paid.
396
00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:43,595
So we had to have second date
so he could be reimbursing me back.
397
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:44,635
I see.
398
00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:47,675
We are Europeans, you and I.
399
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:50,195
Foreigners getting mixed up
with the English,
400
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:53,075
with their tiny scared hearts.
401
00:17:53,075 --> 00:17:54,875
It is pain-making.
402
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:58,475
Yeah, but real love is worth
the pain, isn't it?
403
00:17:58,475 --> 00:18:02,755
I mean, having your heart ripped out
is part of knowing you're alive.
404
00:18:02,755 --> 00:18:04,835
But you can't live
without your heart, Irish.
405
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,635
Yeah, but you can't live
if you keep it to yourself either.
406
00:18:09,515 --> 00:18:11,795
I am wanting to show my love,
407
00:18:11,795 --> 00:18:14,115
to yodel it from the mountains.
408
00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:15,915
Oh...
409
00:18:15,915 --> 00:18:19,315
But mens in this country,
they just cannot do this.
410
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:22,395
Where is Yason
now that I am to see another man?
411
00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:24,795
I can tell you.
Eating pig at Gemma's.
412
00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:36,395
No, thank you,
I am sorry to disappoint you.
413
00:18:36,395 --> 00:18:39,555
I am sure you have thought all
the Easters have come at once upon seeing me,
414
00:18:39,555 --> 00:18:44,835
but I have just realised,
businessman Terry Tompkinson, aged 44 from Northwood Hills,
415
00:18:44,835 --> 00:18:47,035
that I am very much in love
with Yason.
416
00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:52,395
Then Yason is an incredibly
lucky man.
417
00:18:52,395 --> 00:18:54,675
Yes, he is. You are most astute.
418
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:57,635
There's my card.
419
00:18:58,635 --> 00:19:01,395
If you ever change your mind.
No, thank you.
420
00:19:07,315 --> 00:19:08,915
So what was wrong with him?
421
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:14,115
Yes, I know, he had great hairs
and fashions, but he just...
422
00:19:14,115 --> 00:19:16,155
wasn't being Yason.
423
00:19:18,555 --> 00:19:20,675
I think you should take her home.
424
00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:22,315
Oh, sure.
425
00:19:22,315 --> 00:19:24,435
Yeah, of course, of course.
426
00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:26,315
But before we go,
427
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:28,915
does anyone know the name
of Sherlock Holmes's housekeeper?
428
00:19:28,915 --> 00:19:30,795
Mrs Hudson. B, Mrs Hudson!
429
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:31,835
Got it!
430
00:19:31,835 --> 00:19:33,275
Yes! Yes!!
431
00:19:35,235 --> 00:19:36,675
Tom!
432
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,355
That is amazing!
433
00:19:39,355 --> 00:19:40,835
Thank you, Jason.
434
00:19:40,835 --> 00:19:42,315
If I was a woman, I'd marry you.
435
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,755
Wouldn't you, Gems?
436
00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:45,795
Gemma, have you seen this?
437
00:19:45,795 --> 00:19:47,075
Yes, wonderful.
438
00:19:47,075 --> 00:19:49,835
Oh, you've got it all going, Tom,
haven't you, huh?
439
00:19:49,835 --> 00:19:52,515
Nice house, nice car...
440
00:19:52,515 --> 00:19:53,875
You can cook...
441
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,395
You're OK looking.
442
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,875
Thanks.
443
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:59,115
I used to think you were a bit of a
kno... MESSAGE TONE
444
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,595
Oh! Text.
Is it Billy? What does he say?
445
00:20:01,595 --> 00:20:02,795
Has Inca gone on the date?
446
00:20:02,795 --> 00:20:07,355
He says...that Inca is at the bar,
and she seems sad.
447
00:20:07,355 --> 00:20:08,395
She's missing me.
448
00:20:08,395 --> 00:20:10,275
And that the guy arrived...
449
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,395
oh, and he was very good looking.
450
00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:14,075
No! I'm going down there.
451
00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:17,715
MESSAGE TONE
No, wait, wait. He says Inca turned him away.
452
00:20:17,715 --> 00:20:19,235
Oh, she still loves me.
453
00:20:19,235 --> 00:20:20,715
Or maybe he had bad breath.
454
00:20:20,715 --> 00:20:22,395
MESSAGE TONE
455
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,915
What else does he say?
456
00:20:23,915 --> 00:20:25,115
Um, Billy says,
457
00:20:25,115 --> 00:20:26,475
"I want to..."
458
00:20:27,475 --> 00:20:29,675
He wants to what?
459
00:20:29,675 --> 00:20:31,195
Oh! Um...
460
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:34,195
Oh, oh, oh, um...
461
00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:35,315
Gemma?
462
00:20:35,315 --> 00:20:36,955
Yes. Are you all right, Gemma?
463
00:20:36,955 --> 00:20:38,475
No...um...
464
00:20:38,475 --> 00:20:40,515
yes, I'm...I'm just a bit hot.
465
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:44,515
Well, there is a gentle after-kick
of fresh chilli from the linguine,
466
00:20:44,515 --> 00:20:45,715
it can take you by surprise.
467
00:20:45,715 --> 00:20:46,915
It certainly can.
468
00:20:46,915 --> 00:20:49,155
Um...may I, um...use your bathroom?
469
00:20:49,155 --> 00:20:51,635
Of course, upstairs.
First door on the left.
470
00:20:54,315 --> 00:20:55,755
Right!
471
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,395
Let's get drunk!
472
00:20:57,395 --> 00:20:59,675
What's next on the homemade wine
front?
473
00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:02,435
Roast potato?
474
00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:06,475
SHE SIGHS
475
00:21:10,315 --> 00:21:15,115
Thank you for giving me
the rides home. You're welcome.
476
00:21:15,115 --> 00:21:17,675
You know, he's all right, really.
477
00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:18,755
Who?
478
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:19,835
Jason.
479
00:21:19,835 --> 00:21:22,675
He's liar and pain maker
with the eyes of the beaver. Agreed.
480
00:21:22,675 --> 00:21:23,955
But he...
481
00:21:23,955 --> 00:21:25,475
you know, when he split up with Mum,
482
00:21:25,475 --> 00:21:27,995
he didn't have to help out with me,
and he did.
483
00:21:29,995 --> 00:21:31,115
Go on.
484
00:21:32,155 --> 00:21:36,035
He always showed up
for school stuff, and...
485
00:21:36,035 --> 00:21:39,435
well, you know, even though
he's a clown and a muppet,
486
00:21:39,435 --> 00:21:41,075
he's kind of all right.
487
00:21:41,075 --> 00:21:43,355
But if you tell him I said that,
I will deny it.
488
00:21:43,355 --> 00:21:44,915
OK.
489
00:21:44,915 --> 00:21:46,475
I will keep it under my socks.
490
00:21:47,595 --> 00:21:49,915
He loves you, you know?
491
00:21:49,915 --> 00:21:51,955
I know.
492
00:21:51,955 --> 00:21:53,835
But I'm not so sure it's enoughs.
493
00:22:03,595 --> 00:22:05,075
Hang on...
494
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,275
Your phone number
is in all these baguettes.
495
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,755
You must call her.
496
00:22:11,755 --> 00:22:12,795
Reveal your heart.
497
00:22:12,795 --> 00:22:13,835
You think?
498
00:22:13,835 --> 00:22:15,835
Tell her how you feel, man.
499
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:20,875
Oh...I always make a hash
of that sort of stuff.
500
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:25,475
Inca stabbed me with a nail file the
last time I tried to be romantic.
501
00:22:25,475 --> 00:22:28,235
Viking women are an enigma,
502
00:22:28,235 --> 00:22:29,395
indeed.
503
00:22:29,395 --> 00:22:30,435
But...
504
00:22:30,435 --> 00:22:32,755
I could help you.
505
00:22:32,755 --> 00:22:34,955
I trust you, Tom.
506
00:22:34,955 --> 00:22:36,595
Ah...
507
00:22:36,595 --> 00:22:38,635
DIALS NUMBER
508
00:22:42,475 --> 00:22:43,675
HE SIGHS
509
00:22:43,675 --> 00:22:44,875
Straight to voicemail.
510
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,435
Leave a message!
511
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,195
Tell her...
512
00:22:49,195 --> 00:22:53,235
..that like her motherland,
her beauty is vast and majestic.
513
00:22:53,235 --> 00:22:57,515
Inca, just like your mother,
you are vast and big.
514
00:22:57,515 --> 00:23:00,835
But where is the spring
and the summer?
515
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,515
Where did it go?
516
00:23:04,515 --> 00:23:06,995
I just don't know!
517
00:23:06,995 --> 00:23:14,755
But still...my love for you
will live forever...
518
00:23:15,675 --> 00:23:18,195
? Hasta manana...
519
00:23:18,195 --> 00:23:22,275
? Till we meet again
? Till we meet again
520
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:26,595
BOTH: ? Don't know where
Don't know when... ?
521
00:23:28,595 --> 00:23:31,755
I shouldn't even be looking
at you, Billy's toothbrush.
522
00:23:34,035 --> 00:23:36,195
I should be looking at you, Tom's.
523
00:23:37,435 --> 00:23:39,835
All strong and stylish
and professional,
524
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,115
with three speeds.
525
00:23:43,475 --> 00:23:44,995
What do you have?
526
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:49,595
SHE SIGHS
527
00:24:11,395 --> 00:24:13,395
I'm not sure this is a good idea.
528
00:24:13,395 --> 00:24:14,555
PHONE RINGS
529
00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:17,915
You are primed,
you know what to say.
530
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:19,995
'Please leave your message
after the tone.'
531
00:24:19,995 --> 00:24:21,035
BLEEP
532
00:24:21,035 --> 00:24:22,195
Yo, Selina.
533
00:24:23,715 --> 00:24:24,795
Er...
534
00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:27,555
Yeah, shut it, sweet cheeks,
if you know what's good for you.
535
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:29,875
One thing...
536
00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:34,715
Your bum does look big,
bit big, in jeans.
537
00:24:34,715 --> 00:24:36,355
Not so much the black ones...
538
00:24:36,355 --> 00:24:37,435
But...
539
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:38,475
Yeah, so anyway.
540
00:24:38,475 --> 00:24:39,515
Get over yourself!
541
00:24:39,515 --> 00:24:41,555
THEY LAUGH
542
00:24:46,635 --> 00:24:48,475
I'm going to be in so much trouble.
543
00:24:50,475 --> 00:24:51,995
Whoo!
544
00:24:51,995 --> 00:24:53,715
You still love her, don't you?
545
00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,195
TOM SIGHS
546
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,275
HE SIGHS
547
00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:05,755
We need to stop meeting
in bathrooms.
548
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:09,915
Which would mean...meeting in places
where other people would see us.
549
00:25:09,915 --> 00:25:11,395
It... Yes.
550
00:25:11,395 --> 00:25:12,955
Which would mean...
551
00:25:12,955 --> 00:25:14,235
telling people.
552
00:25:14,235 --> 00:25:15,435
Oh...
553
00:25:15,435 --> 00:25:16,795
Yodelling it from the mountains.
554
00:25:16,795 --> 00:25:19,115
Well, maybe we could just...
squeak it first.
555
00:25:20,155 --> 00:25:21,395
I just...
556
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:24,435
I can't keep doing this
without telling Alfie.
557
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:25,835
You know, it's just not fair.
558
00:25:25,835 --> 00:25:27,595
KNOCK AT DOOR
Gemma! Oh...
559
00:25:27,595 --> 00:25:30,075
Open the door. Oh, no.
560
00:25:30,075 --> 00:25:31,395
Not now, Jason!
561
00:25:31,395 --> 00:25:32,675
Yes now, it's urgent.
562
00:25:32,675 --> 00:25:33,795
Ohh...
563
00:25:33,795 --> 00:25:36,915
(There's no lock on the door.)
Oh, I'm coming in. Ooh! Er...
564
00:25:39,155 --> 00:25:40,355
Oh!
565
00:25:40,355 --> 00:25:41,515
Oh!
566
00:25:41,515 --> 00:25:43,115
JASON RETCHES
567
00:25:43,115 --> 00:25:45,995
Oh, oh, oh... Oh, Jason.
568
00:25:45,995 --> 00:25:47,635
It's the birch wine.
569
00:25:47,635 --> 00:25:48,755
Oh, my tummy.
570
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:51,075
No, no, I think it's
the sardines repeating...
571
00:25:51,075 --> 00:25:55,635
Oh...oh, oh! Urgh!
Gemma, I think you should go, I don't want you to see us like this.
572
00:25:55,635 --> 00:25:58,675
No! Make her stay, I need a wet
compress. No..!
573
00:25:58,675 --> 00:26:00,675
I just want to get a flannel.
No, I'll get it!
574
00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:03,795
I like to nurse people.
It's what makes me feel...whole.
575
00:26:04,795 --> 00:26:06,155
Ooh..!
576
00:26:06,155 --> 00:26:08,395
I think you should leave Jason here.
577
00:26:08,395 --> 00:26:09,955
I'm not so sure I should.
578
00:26:09,955 --> 00:26:11,155
It is my fault.
579
00:26:11,155 --> 00:26:13,995
I undercooked the sardines.
580
00:26:13,995 --> 00:26:15,075
Urgh! Ohh!
581
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,715
Ohh!
582
00:26:16,715 --> 00:26:18,915
Ohh...we'll get through this...
together.
583
00:26:18,915 --> 00:26:21,355
Urgh...
Right, well, I guess you're right.
584
00:26:21,355 --> 00:26:22,555
OK...
585
00:26:22,555 --> 00:26:24,395
Uh... Huh...
586
00:26:24,395 --> 00:26:26,075
Oh, and thank you
for a lovely night.
587
00:26:26,075 --> 00:26:28,035
You're wel...welcome.
588
00:26:32,755 --> 00:26:33,795
Oh, my God.
589
00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:35,955
The squits.
590
00:26:35,955 --> 00:26:37,555
Oh, OK, I'll give you some privacy.
591
00:26:38,595 --> 00:26:40,835
I'll put some towels
on Poppy's bed for you.
592
00:26:40,835 --> 00:26:43,395
Oh, come on!
593
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:44,715
Uh...
594
00:26:44,715 --> 00:26:45,875
Oh...
595
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,675
SPLASHING
596
00:26:47,675 --> 00:26:48,795
Oh dear.
597
00:26:49,715 --> 00:26:51,795
RETCHING
598
00:26:51,795 --> 00:26:53,235
Urgh...
599
00:26:53,235 --> 00:26:56,915
'Inca, just like your mother,
you are vast and big.'
600
00:26:58,515 --> 00:26:59,555
'Where is the spring,
601
00:26:59,555 --> 00:27:01,355
'and the summer?'
602
00:27:01,355 --> 00:27:02,555
SHE SIGHS
603
00:27:02,555 --> 00:27:04,075
'Where did it go?
604
00:27:04,075 --> 00:27:05,715
'I just don't know.
605
00:27:06,795 --> 00:27:07,035
'But still...
606
00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:14,075
'my love for you will live forever.'
607
00:27:14,075 --> 00:27:16,595
' Hasta manana...
608
00:27:16,595 --> 00:27:19,995
' Till we meet again
' Till we meet again
609
00:27:19,995 --> 00:27:24,635
BOTH: ' Don't know where
Don't know when... '
610
00:27:24,635 --> 00:27:25,635
BLEEP
611
00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:46,195
DOORBELL RINGS
612
00:27:48,155 --> 00:27:50,755
Oh, come on, come on, answer.
613
00:27:53,355 --> 00:27:55,435
I'm in love with Billy,
don't judge me.
614
00:27:55,435 --> 00:27:57,995
I won't. You're not Fran!
615
00:27:57,995 --> 00:27:59,555
Where's Fran?
616
00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:00,435
Gemma?
617
00:28:00,435 --> 00:28:03,035
What are you doing here? Are you OK?
She's in love with Billy.
618
00:28:03,035 --> 00:28:05,115
Well... Hang on. Billy? Yeah.
619
00:28:05,115 --> 00:28:06,795
Not Tom? No.
620
00:28:06,795 --> 00:28:07,995
But Billy, he's...
621
00:28:08,515 --> 00:28:10,435
Well, he's...
622
00:28:10,435 --> 00:28:12,075
Well then again, he is so...
623
00:28:12,075 --> 00:28:13,395
She doesn't want you to judge.
624
00:28:13,395 --> 00:28:16,195
Well, then she shouldn't tell me.
That's what friends do, judge.
625
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,475
Right, well,
I'll leave you two to it.
626
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,755
Well, not it. Well...
627
00:28:21,755 --> 00:28:22,875
Well, probably it.
628
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:23,915
No, no, no, come in.
629
00:28:26,595 --> 00:28:28,235
Billy, though? Judging...
630
00:28:28,235 --> 00:28:29,835
Not judging, just saying.
631
00:28:29,835 --> 00:28:31,355
Sounded a bit judging.
632
00:28:31,355 --> 00:28:32,515
DOOR SLAMS
633
00:28:33,555 --> 00:28:36,635
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