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♪♪
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[Quill]
Listen up, people.
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The Believers' ship
still has the machine they used
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to steal Cosmo's powers,
and we're gonna steal 'em back.
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[Gamora] Quill, why don't
we just use the Continuum Cortex
to teleport in?
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Duh! It's a crashed
spaceship, Gamora.
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We might teleport
right into a radiation leak,
[Cosmo barking]
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or worse.
Mm, not tail!
Not the tail!
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[yells]
Get away, you little mutt!
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[barking continues]
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I am Groot.
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I am Groot.
[barks, whines]
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[barking]
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Eh, he's got a way
with animals.
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[Cosmo barking]
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It's just me.
Get over it already.
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Without his psychic energy,
he is merely a simple beast.
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Mm. No way, Drax.
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He's just frustrated
'cause he can't
read minds no more.
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I am Groot.
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[whining]
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[soft rumbling]
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I am Groot?
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I don't hear no rumbling,
and I sure don't hear
no ominous rumbling.
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[ominous, deep voice]
I believe.
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[Rocket]
Oh. That ominous rumbling.
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No! No, no, no, no, no!
This is not the time to blink!
[grunts]
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[all yelling]
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Get ready
for one big headache!
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[electricity arcing]
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Okay, so maybe we won't
be taking the Milano
to the Believer ship.
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[electricity cracks]
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[ominous, deep voice]
I believe.
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That can't be good.
All the more reason
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to get aboard the Believer ship
and find out what they're up to.
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[growling softly]
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Hey. Excuse me.
Could you, uh,
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you know,
open the eyelid for us?
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[growling continues]
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[barking]
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Cosmo, get a grip!
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Seriously, dude,
we need to get outta here.
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Do I gotta do
everything myself?
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Hey, buddy, we need to...
[electricity arcing]
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[crying out]
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Rocket! You all right?
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Yeah, no thanks to that
flarknard in there.
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What's your malfunction?
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[Cosmo barking]
Hold that thought.
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Cosmo, what is it, boy?
[barking continues]
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Why do you question that animal
when you know he cannot answer?
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'Cause he's smarter
than the rest of ya
put together.
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Now let's go, you krutackers.
Cosmo's gonna lead the way.
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[barking]
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I believe.
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[Quill]
Uh, where exactly
is Cosmo leading us?
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[Rocket]
How should I know?
I'm just glad it's not you.
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[growling]
[all gasp]
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[barking]
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Good dog, Cosmo.
What'd you find?
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I believe.
I believe.
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I believe.
I believe.
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I believe.
I believe.
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Zombies!
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Uh, what's a zombie?
Clearly, it is an enemy.
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I believe.
I believe.
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I believe.
I believe.
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I believe.
I believe.
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An extremely slow enemy.
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Ha! That's what everybody says
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right before the zombies
eat their brains.
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Wait for it.
Wait for it.
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[zombies continue
repeating "I believe"]
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I am Groot?
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My brain's still intact,
which is more than
I can say for Quill's.
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I know this man.
He once made me
an excellent sandwich.
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Of course!
They're all upstanding citizens
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until they go all zombie.
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[zombies continue
repeating "I believe"]
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Hey, that's my ship
you're tearing up!
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Rocket, wait.
If Quill's right,
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which may be a first,
these are innocent people.
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They are not in control
of their actions.
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What? I had it on "stun"...
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possibly-ish.
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[grunts]
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Aha! See? Superstrong.
That's a zombie thing.
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I have studied every
zombie movie ever made.
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Wait.
You know them from movies?
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Well, mostly that
one music video, but I saw it,
like, a billion times.
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Hang on. Okay. Look.
I've got it all right here
on tape.
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"Star-Lord's Audio Guide
to Surviving a Zombie Attack."
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Why would you record
an audio guide to surviving
a fictional situation?
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Uh, I'd just been
taken by aliens.
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Everything was kind of
up for grabs.
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[ominous, deep voice]
I believe.
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[thunderclap]
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[growling]
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[Quill]
Aah!
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Quill, are you okay?
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[sighs]
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That krutacker scratched
my tape player!
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You know how hard it is
to find parts for this thing?
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[Rocket]
Not as hard as it'll be to
replace all your ship's parts
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if we let those krutackers
make off with 'em!
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[growling]
[zombies]
I believe.
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I am Groot.
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Now can I blast 'em?
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Try not to do
any permanent damage.
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[groans]
You just gotta suck
the joy out of everything.
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[yelling]
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[grunting]
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Aah!
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[thunderclap]
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I believe.
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Aah!
I am Groot!
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I believe.
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[zombies repeating "I believe"]
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Stun beams ain't working
on these guys.
They just keep coming back.
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That's 'cause zombies
don't stay down,
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which you'd know
if you listened to my tape.
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We have to fall back.
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Cosmo, we're leaving.
[barking]
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[zombies]
I believe.
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We have to get to the...
[groans]
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Quill, are you all right?
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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Quill?
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I believe.
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[barking continues]
Quill's a zombie!
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I am Groot?
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How should I know
how he turned zombie?
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Right now, we gotta keep 'em
all away from us!
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[barking]
Good idea, Cosmo!
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Shortcut through
the Knowhere marketplace.
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[zombies]
I believe.
I am Groot.
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[Rocket]
The zombie-filled
Knowhere marketplace.
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I believe.
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I believe.
I believe.
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[zombies repeating "I believe"]
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That krutackin' Believer ship
is putting the hoodoo
on everybody!
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There's no choice now.
We have to use
the Continuum Cortex
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to get onto that ship.
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Can I point out
that there's
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a bazillion zombies
between us and the Cortex?
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The ones in the hangar
ignored us
until we interfered.
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Maybe if we blend in,
we can sneak through.
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I will consult Quill's
zombie survival guide.
He may have valuable advice.
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When has Quill ever
had valuable advice?
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Just be quiet
and act like a zombie.
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I believe.
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I believe.
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I believe.
I am Groot.
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[Quill]
"Star-Lord's Audio Guide
to Surviving a Zombie Attack."
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Rule one: If someone tells you,
"I'm not like other guys,"
take their word for it.
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You there.
Are you like other guys?
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[groans]
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I am Groot.
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I believe.
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[zombies continue
repeating "I believe"]
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Rule two: Avoid abandoned
houses with window blinds
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that cast spooky,
prison-bar-looking shadows.
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[Drax yells]
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Drax will destroy
all foul window blinds!
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[yelling]
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[zombies stop repeating
"I believe"]
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[both]
I believe.
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[zombies resume
repeating "I believe"]
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I believe.
I believe.
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Rule three: Head shots.
Always head shots.
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Rule three: Head shots.
Always-- Huh?
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[clicks off]
We're not doing that.
Just keep moving.
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I believe.
I believe.
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[barking]
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That dumb animal knows nothing
about sneaking.
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Then you two
have something in common.
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[zombies continue
repeating "I believe"]
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It's okay.
We're almost there.
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I believe.
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[growls]
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[thunderclap]
[all]
I believe.
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I believe we're flarged!
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[thunderclap]
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[zombies repeating "I believe"]
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Run for it!
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[Quill]
I believe.
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
[growling]
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I am Groot!
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[zombies repeating "I believe"]
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I...
[electricity arcing]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[zombies continue
repeating "I believe"]
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Continuum Cortex! Go!
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[grunting]
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[frustrated grunting]
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Controls are dead.
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That energy pulse
must've knocked out
the Continuum Cortex too.
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You better get it working,
'cause the zombies are coming,
and it's our only way out.
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[Drax]
I will protect Quill's
zombie-fighting guide.
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Where ya gonna hide it?
Never mind.
Don't wanna know.
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I believe.
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[blows landing]
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[groans]
Are you all right?
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I'm... fine.
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But that door's
not gonna hold for long.
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It's your toy, Cosmo.
How do I reboot this thing?
[whines]
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You know, you're really not
helping your case here, mutt.
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[zombies repeating "I believe"]
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[gasps]
[electricity arcing]
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[zombies continue
repeating "I believe"]
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[yells]
Let go!
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[yelling]
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[groans]
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[whirring]
Wait. I've seen this before.
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Yeah. When Quill flew
the big head around
and blasted Thanos.
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The zombies are going
to pilot Knowhere?
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To what location?
Can't be anywhere good.
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Then we need to stop them
from taking control.
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[grunts]
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[grunts, yells]
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[all grunting]
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[yells]
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Come on. Fight it.
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[groaning]
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Gamora!
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I believe.
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Aw, krutack!
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I believe.
[barking]
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[all grunting]
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Gamora, I will avenge you!
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Forget it, Drax.
We don't need vengeance.
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We need to find out
what the flarg is going on
around here.
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Come on.
Cosmo's got a plan.
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I believe.
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I see no point
in following this animal.
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Look, I'm telling ya,
he's got something.
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[sniffing]
Maybe it's an override
for the Cortex,
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or some kind of de-zombifier.
[toy squeaks]
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[squeaking]
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Oh, you're killin' me here,
pooch.
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[growling]
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Gimme that!
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[squeaks, beeps]
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Ha! In your face, Drax!
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What? What is in my face?
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[Rocket]
Check this out.
Security monitors.
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We got eyes
all over Knowhere.
251
00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:47,000
The zombies aren't
just tearing stuff up.
252
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,710
They're building
some kind of weapon.
253
00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,580
A Believer weapon.
254
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000
[beeps]
255
00:12:55,210 --> 00:12:57,170
And they're taking it
to Xandar!
256
00:12:57,170 --> 00:12:59,960
But what would Xandar have
that would interest
the Believers?
257
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:03,210
Oh, nothin' much.
Just the krutackin' Cocoon
258
00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:05,960
that they think is gonna
save the galaxy.
259
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,920
[yells]
If only I could get
to that Believer ship,
260
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,210
I would yank it out
with my bare hands!
261
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,460
[beeps]
262
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,250
Service tunnels!
Perfect!
263
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,500
We just gotta figure out
how to move that krutackin' ship
once we get there.
264
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,880
[beeps]
265
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,880
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
266
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,290
You are one brilliant pooch.
267
00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:28,290
Yes, you are!
268
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,580
[thunderclap]
269
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,120
This is not the Believer ship.
270
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:42,080
That animal merely
pushed random buttons.
He has no plan!
271
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,670
Wanna bet?
272
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:45,920
Cosmo brought us here
'cause he wants us to fly
273
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,040
a bunch of these mining pods
up to the Believer ship
274
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,080
and use 'em to push
that krutacker
outta Knowhere's skull.
275
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,710
Ain't that right, pooch?
[barks]
276
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,920
[both]
I believe.
277
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,830
[growling]
[thunderclap]
278
00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,540
He has led us
straight into a trap.
279
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:09,120
Forgive me, Gamora.
280
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,120
[grunts, groans]
281
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,120
[grunts]
[cat yowling]
282
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,620
I believe.
283
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:19,120
I am Groot!
284
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:23,330
I finally get to shoot quill,
and I don't even have time
to enjoy it.
285
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:29,080
Aw, krutack!
286
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,040
I believe.
[Cosmo barking]
287
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,540
[whimpering]
288
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,960
[grunts]
[grunts]
289
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,960
Again, my apologies.
290
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,000
[Quill]
I believe.
291
00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:47,580
I believe.
292
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,880
Get to the pods.
293
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,580
[beeping, whirring]
294
00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:12,750
[thunderclap]
295
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,120
There's the Believer ship.
296
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,250
Find yourself
a good place to push.
297
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,000
Okay, let's shove
this krutackin' thing
outta here!
298
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,580
[ascending whirring]
299
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,120
Success.
The ship is moving.
300
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,880
[beeping]
301
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,040
There's a weird energy signature
coming from the ship.
302
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,040
Hang on.
[beeps]
303
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,330
Aah!
304
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:53,620
[together]
I believe.
305
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,960
I believe.
306
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,960
[ominous, deep voice]
I believe.
307
00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:07,670
[Rocket]
Come on, come on, come on!
Full throttle!
308
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,250
Engines at maximum!
309
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,580
I am Groot!
310
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:13,000
We need more than maximum!
311
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,120
Rocket, what is happening?
312
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,670
The Believers
turned on their engines.
[alarm blaring]
313
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:23,290
If we don't do something,
they're gonna crush us
into pulp!
314
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,500
[Drax on radio]
Rocket, our pods lack the power
to overcome the Believer ship.
315
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,210
I know, I know!
316
00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:35,250
We gotta knock out their engines
or something before--
317
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,210
Huh? We're at Xandar already?
318
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:43,170
Who knew a severed head
could move that fast?
319
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,380
I will play Quill's
zombie survival tape.
Perhaps he will have an idea.
320
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,040
I do not want
the last words I hear
321
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,040
to be Quill's
krutackin' nonsense!
322
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,830
[thunderclap]
323
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:01,920
[alarm blaring]
324
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,710
Oh, that is it!
325
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,920
We are now officially
100% krutacked!
326
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,000
[beeping]
327
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:13,000
And there's a power surge
in the Continuum Cortex.
328
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,750
Oh, this ain't good!
329
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000
The Believers have the Cocoon,
330
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,460
so they can open it
and maybe destroy
the entire universe.
331
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,920
But that don't matter
to us, see,
'cause we're gonna get squished
332
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,960
flatter than a firpnik
in the next 15 seconds!
333
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,120
I am Groot!
334
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,920
Then I must act quickly.
335
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,580
[Quill]
Rule three: Head shots.
336
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:38,290
Always head shots.
337
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,580
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Head shots.
338
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:43,000
[chuckles]
Quill's actually right for once.
339
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,040
A head shot is exactly
what we need!
340
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:49,380
Ha! This time,
the humiliation
is in your face, Rocket!
341
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:50,920
I am Groot.
342
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,120
I need full remote control
of your pods.
343
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,920
You've gotta trust me
on this one.
344
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,750
Okay. Here we-- Aah!
[Cosmo growling]
345
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,710
[Drax]
Here we what?
What are you doing?
346
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,500
Cosmo, no! Stay!
347
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,750
[barking, growling]
Heel!
348
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,750
[grunting]
349
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:14,540
Bad dog! Bad zombie dog!
[yells]
350
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:17,380
[barks]
351
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,580
[yells]
[barking]
352
00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,210
[growling, barking]
[yells]
353
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:26,210
Okay, this time for sure.
354
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,790
One head shot, coming right up!
[beeps]
355
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:32,750
That Believer ship wants
to push through this skull?
356
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,210
Let it push all the way
through this skull!
357
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,620
Yeah!
[whoops]
358
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:51,420
[Gamora, Quill]
I believe.
359
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,170
[groans]
360
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:54,670
[both groan]
361
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,170
Where are we?
362
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:59,330
And, uh, where are my tunes?
363
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:03,170
Gentlemen, we have saved
the universe again!
364
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,210
Drax the Destroyer triumphs!
I am Groot!
365
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,420
[rattling]
366
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,330
[Cosmo whining]
367
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,750
[barks]
368
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,210
[barking]
Hey, Cosmo!
369
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:16,420
Ya had me worried there
for a sec, pooch.
370
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:19,920
Greetings, Believer
brothers and sisters.
371
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:25,250
Rejoice! For the new
Golden Age is at hand!
372
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:29,210
Once the cannon
is fully charged
with our own Belief energy,
373
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:33,330
it will fire its beam,
opening the Cocoon,
374
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:37,420
and I believe the Golden Age
will begin!
375
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:40,880
[Mantis, Believers]
I believe. I believe.
376
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,040
Our celebration was premature.
I believe...
377
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,460
We must get to the Cortex
and stop them from opening
the Cocoon.
378
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:50,330
We'll never make it in time!
[barking]
379
00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:54,540
I believe...
Unless some genius mutt
380
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:57,920
has a Continuum Cortex passport
for a collar!
381
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,420
[ascending whirring]
382
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,670
[beeps]
383
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:05,290
Yes! The cannon's
still charging!
384
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,710
I just gotta shut it down
without blowing us sky high.
385
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,500
[beeps]
386
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,580
[barking]
Cosmo!
387
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,330
[whimpering]
[descending whirring]
388
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:18,790
Cosmo!
389
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,250
[gasps]
390
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:26,170
[cries]
Drax thought you was
a dumb animal,
391
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,080
but he was wrong.
392
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,880
Don't you worry.
I'll tell him.
393
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,500
I'll tell everybody
he was a hero.
394
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,290
[crying]
395
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:38,290
Listen up, losers!
396
00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:40,620
Cosmo sacrificed himself
to save the universe.
397
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:44,790
I hope you appreciate--
[Cosmo]
Comrade Rocket! Is okay!
398
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:47,080
Cosmo is not sacrifice.
399
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,000
Cosmo!
[laughing]
400
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,040
Buddy, you're alive!
[laughs]
401
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:55,460
And you're readin'
my krutackin' mind,
ya meddlin' pooch!
402
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:58,500
This true.
Thanks to blast of energy,
403
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,380
Cosmo is Cosmo again.
404
00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:03,670
[laughing]
Uh...
405
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,790
Eh...
406
00:21:05,790 --> 00:21:08,790
Well, maybe Cosmo
is too much Cosmo.
407
00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:10,540
[ascending whirring]
Huh?
408
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,330
[electricity arcing]
409
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,170
Sorry, Comrade Rocket.
410
00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:18,000
Cosmo is not able to control
this much power.
411
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,120
Unfortunately,
Cosmo is not able
412
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,460
to keep Cocoon
from opening, either.
413
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:27,330
Please to brace yourself
for Golden Age,
414
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:30,120
or destruction of universe!
Aahh!
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