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♪♪
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Turn it up ♪
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PETER: 3,698 songs
in this thing.
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(GRUNTS) Does Earth have
the best stuff, or what?
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Got that right, Quill.
Don't know what this thing is,
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but people
keep putting money in it,
so it's gotta be valuable.
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Maybe so, Rocket.
I'm starting to doubt
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this is really a ceremonial
Earth warrior headdress.
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I am Groot.
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♪ Whoo!
Yeah, Yeah ♪
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(BEEPS)
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(CROWD GASPING)
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What's going on?
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(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
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Time to pack up
our Earth souvenirs
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and head home.
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But this is your home.
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Yeah. Not anymore.
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Besides, the galaxy
needs its guardians.
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First up, the cosmic seed
won't get back to Asgard
by itself.
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The longer we keep it here,
the longer my home planet
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is a target
for bad guys like Thanos.
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Who's hopefully gonna spend
the next billion years
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digging himself out of
the center of the Earth.
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And yet my revenge
feels hollow.
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What is the purpose
of a destroyer
with no one left to destroy?
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(BEEPING)
Cheer up, Drax.
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Looks like you may have
some purpose left after all.
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I am Groot?
(ROCKET SIGHS)
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Beats me, bud.
What is the big deal
about some rock?
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According to
the energy reading,
this rock is Sanctuary.
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Eh?
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Thanos's personal asteroid?
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Um, seriously?
It had a name?
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I'd be more concerned
that it moved
since we last saw it.
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All right. That's it, kids.
I'm turning this ship around.
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Approaching target.
Magnify image.
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That does not look
like an asteroid.
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No, but it looks big enough
to hold about ten asteroids.
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Any idea what
that symbol means?
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(BEEPING)
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According to something
called, "The Internet,"
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it stands for,
"Avengers."
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ROCKET: Otherwise known
as some losers
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about to be ripped off by
the Guardians of the Galaxy.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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PETER: Guess these "Avengers"
must take their privacy
pretty seriously.
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Their security, too.
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Security guards.
Drax will destroy them
in glorious combat!
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Easy, Drax.
This is Earth.
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We don't have
the technology to build
sentient battle drones.
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We barely figured out
microwave popcorn.
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ROCKET: You know
what else you don't have?
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Thanos's
krutackin' asteroid.
(BEEPING)
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I am Groot.
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I know the scanner's
picking up a reading.
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From inside that doohickey.
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That doohickey is too small
to contain Thanos's asteroid.
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Score one
for the master
of the obvious,
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and zero for
the rodent's scanner.
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My scanner
works fine.
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And don't call me rodent!
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Oh, hey, look.
It was a false alarm.
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Let's all relax.
(MUTTERS)
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Whoa. Honey, I shrunk
the sanctuary. (CHUCKLES)
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Thanos possessed a lot
of powerful artifacts,
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but nothing capable of
this kind of mass shifting.
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Who cares?
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It's ours now.
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I do not know my purpose,
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but I am certain
it is not to be a thief.
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We're only stealing
this rock back from
whoever stole it from Thanos,
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who probably stole it
in the first place.
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More importantly,
we're protecting
my planet.
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You know, it's not like
Earth is full of mighty
heroes like us.
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(GAMORA AND
GROOT SNICKERING)
Huh?
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Seriously?
Guys, mighty?
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Hey! Never underestimate
the little guy.
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I don't know who
you freaks are,
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but I know you
don't belong here.
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I am Groot!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Like the vegetable said,
what are you gonna do
about it, puny?
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROWLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
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Okay, fun fact,
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Earth scientists
do not normally do that.
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(GRUNTING)
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I am Groot.
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I am Hulk!
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PETER: Take it easy, big guy.
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(GROANS)
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Don't hurt Groot!
Drax will destroy you!
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(BOTH YELLING)
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That the best you got,
green freak?
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You intruders got
some 'splainin' to do!
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Hey, I know that reference.
Who gives a flarg?
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Ahh!
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Put the tree down!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
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Hang in there, bud.
I got an idea.
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Hold still
so I can smash you!
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Very well.
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Ahh!
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Come on! Move!
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You do not seem to be able
to make up your mind!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANING)
You all right, Quill?
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No, come on.
I swear I'll call ya.
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You ask me,
Earth defense tech
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has moved way past
microwave popcorn.
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But your cyber security's
still in the stone age.
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(WHIRRING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ROARING)
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Get off!
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(GRUNTING)
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Ant-Man, Captain Marvel,
I wanna thank you two
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for lending a hand
in this mission.
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Happy to whip you
into shape anytime, Cap.
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And once Dr. Banner's done
studying that asteroid
I shrunk,
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we can check out this thing
we just recovered.
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Odd. My centurions are online.
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It could be trouble, Tony.
We better investigate.
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(GRUNTS)
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Okay, next time
you wanna take out
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your aggression
on something, big guy,
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try a stress ball.
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What? I was putting
the smash-down
on some intruders.
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Uh, doubt it.
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With my security upgrades,
no one can break
into this place.
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You know, except me.
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Tell it to the guys
that broke in.
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But there was
a talking raccoon,
and a walking tree, and...
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Okay, that sounds nuts
when I say it out loud.
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Maybe not.
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They took the asteroid!
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Fan out. Form a perimeter
and locate the thieves,
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whatever they look like.
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ROCKET: Left! The other left!
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The other other left,
bark brain!
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I am Groot!
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This armor does not appear
as durable as we thought.
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
Uh-oh.
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I think we found
our intruders.
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Told ya!
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Whoa!
(GRUNTS)
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Ow!
(GROANING)
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(CHUCKLES)
Now let's smash
some alien thieves.
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Um, actually,
we were just leaving.
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(ROARING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS) You thieves
ain't going nowhere.
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We were trying to protect
your krutackin' planet!
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Uh, yeah?
By stealing our stuff?
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GAMORA: It's not yours.
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You Terrans
can't be trusted with
Sanctuary's power.
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Ahh!
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Then put down the rock
and your weapons,
and we can discuss this.
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Yeah, we could do that.
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Or we could just leave
with what we came for!
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Afraid we can't
let you do that.
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Ahh!
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(YELLS)
Face it.
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You'll never lay an oversized
green finger on me.
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Well, you'll never lay
a puny green finger on me!
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Fortunately,
I don't have to.
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(GRUNTING)
I will not fight
an unarmed opponent.
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Fine with me.
(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Seriously? What's up with
the Captain America get-up?
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I'm Captain America.
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Yeah. You fought
in World War II,
and you're 100 years old.
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I was frozen in ice.
(GRUNTS)
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Oh. You mean like this?
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I've faced deadlier armor.
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Heck, I've worn
deadlier armor, tin man.
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That's, "Iron Man."
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And this suit is impervious
to any missile,
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bomb, or plasma blast
you can throw at me.
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How about a magnet,
Iron Man?
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(GRUNTS)
Hey, no!
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(YELLING)
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(BOTH GROANING)
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I am Groot.
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Well, don't just
stand there! Fight!
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I am Groot!
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What do you mean
you're already fighting?
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Forward, troops!
Free the asteroid!
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Let's go while we still
have an exit option.
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I am Groot!
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Ha-ha! Try blasting
us now, suckers!
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Uh, Quill,
it's a tractor beam,
not a force field.
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I am Groot!
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That's not good.
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(YELLING)
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Hang on, Tony.
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(GRUNTS)
What was that?
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ROCKET: If I had to guess,
something big and green.
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(ROARS)
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Aw, can't we
go any faster?
(HULK ROARING)
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Hang on. I'm diverting
all power to the engines.
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Divert it quickly!
(GRUNTING)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(YELLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Apparently, it's raining
Avengers today.
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Fire up the jet.
They are not getting away.
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I got this, Tony.
(BEEPS)
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I am Groot!
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Is that rock growing?
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ROCKET: Yo, Earth monkeys!
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Stop messing with
my krutackin' asteroid!
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"Earth monkeys"?
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You know, you should've
thought of that before
you invaded our planet.
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Hey, I'm from here,
too, and I'm trying
to protect our planet
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by keeping dangerous stuff
like this off of it.
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I'm already late to return
a nasty Cosmic Seed thingy
to a dude named Thor.
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Wait. You know Thor?
Flarg, yeah!
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Didn't he ever mention
the Guardians of the Galaxy,
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led by
the legendary
Star-Lord?
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IRON MAN: Come to think of it,
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he did say something
about a band of misfits,
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led by the buffoonish
Peter Quill.
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Yes, that is him.
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He is the buffoonish
Peter Quill.
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So, wait.
We're on the same side?
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Okay, stay calm.
I'm shrinking it now
with my Pym Particle Disk.
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You mean this gizmo
that just got crushed?
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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ROCKET: Get it out,
get it out, get it out!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Incoming!
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I got this! (GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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I told you, I got this!
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Oh!
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Oh, crud.
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(YELLING)
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(ALL YELLING)
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(TAPE RIPPING)
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You krutackin' Avengers
owe me a lifetime supply
of duct tape!
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So, Thor never told you
about the Avengers?
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No. But I approve of the name.
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I live for vengeance.
252
00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:30,750
Yeah, that's not exactly
what this team's all about.
253
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:34,830
Sorry to be the bearer
of bad news, but the asteroid
hit our main security hub.
254
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,920
The system still thinks
we're under attack...
255
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,920
And initiated
the fail-safe protocols.
256
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,750
What kind
of fail-safe protocols?
257
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,790
IRON MAN: The kind that...
I don't know...
Involve satellites
258
00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:50,170
and incredibly powerful
laser beams.
259
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,830
You know,
that kind of protocol.
260
00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:03,290
(RUMBLING)
261
00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,380
That's not good.
262
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,120
Yeah, we're flarged.
263
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,120
IRON MAN: We need
a plan to deal with that
264
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,920
out-of-control
defense satellite.
265
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,750
I'm gonna go with run!
266
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,750
(YELLS)
267
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,540
I am Groot!
268
00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:35,830
What kind of fail-safe system
did you so-called heroes
slap together?
269
00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:38,460
One that will rain vengeance!
270
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,790
Actually, it's meant
to protect Earth
by stopping hostiles
271
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:43,830
from getting their hands
on our tech.
272
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:47,580
The only thing Earth needs
protecting from is you guys!
273
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:50,540
Hey, we're not the ones
who dropped an asteroid
on our headquarters.
274
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:54,710
No, you're just the ones
who messed with its size
and forced us to.
275
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:58,790
'Cause you space freaks
ripped off the rock
in the first place!
276
00:14:58,790 --> 00:14:59,920
I am Groot!
277
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,500
Watch where you're sticking
those branches, shrub.
278
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,830
Everyone stand down.
The beam is still active,
279
00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:07,040
and it's heading
for a populated area!
280
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,880
ALL: This is all your fault!
281
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,460
Wait. I just got
locked out of the system.
282
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,830
I can't access
the satellite's computer.
283
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,710
Which means someone else
is tampering with it.
But who?
284
00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:18,790
Questions will
have to wait.
285
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:20,790
Hulk and Iron Man,
we need to deflect
the beam away from the town.
286
00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:23,330
Gamora and Drax,
you'll help me
evacuate citizens.
287
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:26,540
Marvel and Ant-Man,
your mission is to disable
the satellite with...
288
00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,830
Wait. Where are they going?
They don't even know the plan.
289
00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:30,710
That's never stopped
Quill before.
290
00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:33,500
What do you say we go
after them and explain it,
Carol? (GRUNTS)
291
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,210
Don't worry.
I've got this.
292
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:50,380
Why didn't they tell us
the satellite had
an energy shield?
293
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,080
Hey, space cowboy.
294
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,790
Probably should've listened
to Cap's whole plan.
295
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,790
I don't take orders.
I give 'em.
296
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:03,330
Not that anyone
listens to 'em.
297
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,380
So how do we get
past the shields?
298
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,710
I know a guy.
299
00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,960
My repulsor shield
should weaken the beam.
300
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,540
If the beam doesn't fry
my suit's circuitry first.
301
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,880
(GRUNTS)
302
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,080
(GRUNTING)
303
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,420
It still packs
a pretty good punch!
304
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,000
(PEOPLE GASPING)
305
00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:49,620
(SCREAMING)
306
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,670
(GRUNTS)
307
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:58,330
Flee, tiny humans.
308
00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:01,540
Flee from the vengeance
of the Avengers!
309
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,960
Their capacity
for destruction
is unparalleled.
310
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,250
None shall escape
their wrath.
311
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:11,250
Our job is to protect
and reassure
the civilians, Drax,
312
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,080
not frighten them
out of their wits.
(KIDS YELLING)
313
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,290
(GRUNTS)
(WHIMPERING)
314
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,880
Nice to take orders
from someone who actually
knows what he's doing.
315
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,920
This is not vengeance.
316
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,670
Should you not
call yourselves
the Guardians?
317
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,080
(GRUNTING)
318
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,710
I think that name's
already taken.
319
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,830
PETER: You sure you can
get us around that shield?
320
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:40,380
ANT MAN: Well, not around,
but through-ish.
321
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:44,790
As in,
between the molecules.
(BEEPS)
322
00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:45,880
PETER: Wait. Between the...
323
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,920
Whoa!
We're so little!
324
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,080
Whoa!
325
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:00,710
PETER: Oh! Nice!
326
00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:02,830
Way smoother than
those other Avengers.
327
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:06,830
Now, do I detect
the rugged individualism
of a fellow outlaw?
328
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:08,040
(CHUCKLES)
Former.
329
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,960
Captain America helped me
put that life behind me.
330
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,250
I guess he's kind
of a father figure.
331
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,750
Or grandfather figure.
(PETER GRUNTING)
332
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,830
PETER: Yeah, I don't do
so well with father figures.
333
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,750
You got a lock pick?
(CHUCKLES)
334
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,620
I am a lock pick.
335
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,750
PETER: Once an outlaw,
always an outlaw.
336
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:30,250
Only if it's
for a good cause.
337
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,580
Tony was right.
338
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:34,580
Someone else has been
tampering with the system.
339
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,670
It's definitely alien tech,
but nothing I've ever seen.
340
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:38,790
(YELLING)
341
00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:41,420
CAPTAIN MARVEL:
Looks like they diverted
342
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,250
the satellite beam
away from the Earth.
343
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,120
Yeah, and straight at us!
344
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,830
I am Groot!
345
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:55,710
Move over, tree.
Let a real pilot take over.
346
00:18:55,710 --> 00:19:00,120
These are sensitive controls.
Ain't like any idiot
can fly this thing.
347
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,210
Quill can.
348
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,790
Eh, point taken.
349
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,290
COMPUTER: Proximity alert.
(BEEPING)
350
00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:08,830
That is one big...
351
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,920
Oh, flarg.
352
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,000
I can't shut it down,
353
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
but I think I can
short it out.
354
00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:25,290
PETER: Oh, man!
My 3,698 songs!
355
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,830
I saw your playlist.
356
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:30,290
Trust me,
I'm doing you a favor.
357
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:33,290
If I have to sacrifice
my '80s synthpop collection,
358
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:34,750
I'm doing it myself.
359
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,960
A-ha! Little again!
360
00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:44,040
(FRIZZLING)
361
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,750
(YELLING)
362
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,920
All right. Listen up,
Avengers and Guardians.
363
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,670
We're the only thing
standing between
that beam and this town,
364
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,620
and we're not going down
without a fight.
365
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:11,290
(BEEPING)
366
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,880
IRON MAN: Ten seconds
to impact.
367
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,920
Repulsor shield at maximum!
368
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,750
(WHIRRING)
369
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,790
Brace for impact
in five, four,
370
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,880
three, two...
371
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,120
Wait. What?
372
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:34,540
Well, guess we owe
the buffoonish Peter Quill
a thank-you.
373
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,920
Uh, Quill?
374
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,460
(CHEERING)
375
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,500
(LAUGHING) Score one
for team outlaw.
376
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,880
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Well done.
377
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,750
Today, you space thieves
can call yourselves Avengers.
378
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,210
We have avenged nothing.
379
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,960
Today, you can call
yourselves Guardians.
380
00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:01,830
(CHUCKLES)
Nice job.
381
00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:05,420
Think us Terrans
can be trusted to
examine this thing?
382
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:08,790
Relax. I'm a Terran too.
Well, actually
I'm half-Terran.
383
00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:11,170
Hey, Rocket,
can we thumb a ride?
384
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,830
Rocket?
385
00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,080
Groot?
386
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,330
Anybody?
387
00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:17,960
(CREAKING)
They're not answering.
388
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,290
Uh, looks like
we got bigger problems.
(ALARM RINGING)
389
00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:22,380
Like gravity.
390
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,830
PETER: Rocket, get over here!
391
00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:27,080
We got 99 miles
until we're pancakes!
392
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,750
(SHOUTING) Rocket!
393
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,670
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