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(film rolling)

(bright music)

- It sounds like you've had quite the day today, Mr. Kenny.

Perhaps you can elaborate.

- Well, I've bee staying at the Don

for a while now.

It's kind of a weird period in my life.

And the staff here have been pretty great to me.

In fact, recently I had a family situation,

and the people I've gotten to know here

went above and beyond in helping me

to not screw it all up.

(laughing)

So I thought I might return the favor in some way.

(gentle music)

My God, this used to be me.

- Ready?

(gentle music)

- Maria, I can see my face in the porcelain.

Now what?

Maria.

Maria.

Oh, oh, Maria.

Maria,

what's wrong?

- Nothing.

- It has to be something.

Is it-

- Si.

No.

- Maria, do you mind?

Sailing.

Maria, there's gotta be more to this

than a long lost catamaran.

- I don't even know what a catamaran is.

- What's really going on?

- It's the wedding.

Raul,

his family for generations have been fishermen and sailors,

but he left that behind to pursue a dream

of becoming a writer.

But he also wanted to get married on a boat,

and I want to give that to him.

But with the baby coming,

and expenses, we cannot,

we cannot afford it.

(Maria crying)

- Maria.

It's okay, it's okay.

I'm gonna get you that boat,

and you're gonna get married on it.

- You are?

- Yes, I am.

How?

How am I...

- Don't worry, we'll figure it out.

- Yeah?

You know a priest?

Minister?

Happen to know a Navy chaplain by any chance?

- We don't need one.

- Wait, no, you?

- I'm an ordained minister, man.

Hey, there's a story.

- And really I wanna hear it,

but for now, please tell me

you're licensed to marry people in Florida.

- Surely can, come on.

- Hallelujah.

Did I get that right?

- Hard to get that wrong.

- Cool.

Now all we need is a boat.

Hmm.

- I might know a guy.

(upbeat music)

All right.

- Finally.

- Meet my guy, Sergio.

- You know this is a ferry.

This can't be legal.

- The bay cruise lasts one hour,

that's more than enough time for a small service.

- All right.

Five tickets please.

This is the last of my cash.

It feels good, it does.

- All right.

Well Gloria said we can have the reception

at The Don for no charge.

That's gotta save you some points.

- Yeah, it does.

But I still might only have enough for two more weeks.

- Well, I guess we have to let the universe decide.

- Aw, man.

Thank you.

- Thanks, bro.

(laughing)

- [Dan] You and that universe, bro.

From that point on it was full steam ahead,

no pun intended.

(bright music)

And a few small but important details.

(phone dinging)

(gentle music)

(phone dinging)

(phone dinging)

(phone dinging)

(phone dinging)

Hey

wanna go to Florida?

The big things came together.

(seagulls chirping)

(gentle music)

And then there was a curve ball,

though not the biggest one of the day.

- Mr. Kenny, you're a hard man to track down.

- If you're from the SCC or the FBI,

this is incredibly bad timing.

- No, no, far from it.

- What can I do for you?

- I was hoping an investment.

- You want me to manage an investment for you?

- Potentially.

I've been trying to reach you for some time,

I called your office,

and they said I could find you down here.

- Okay, you flew all the way down here to see me?

- No, no, I have a second home here,

so it just felt like a good sign.

- Well another good sign was for you to read the trades,

and see my most recent flameout.

- I'm well aware,

and I tend to believe stories like that

are a blend of fact and fiction.

- Well, fact from fiction,

I didn't commit fraud,

but I was irresponsible,

and I did lose a lot of people a lot of money.

I'm spending the last of my reserves

on a wedding for two people

that I've really come to care about,

so I'm sorry, really I am,

but I've gotta get some very important guests to a wedding.

I gotta get on a ferry.

- I'm assuming these aren't clients.

- No, definitely not.

It's a pregnant maid, aspiring author

who also moonlights as a bar back,

and a bartender that makes a mean Mojito.

(gentle music)

Everything was perfect

until the other big curve ball.

The bride's water broke.

(gentle music)

Yeah, and that's pretty much it.

We raced to the hospital,

and got back here as soon as we could

to seated guests.

- (laughing) THat's a bit more detail than I needed,

but it was highly entertaining,

and it certainly explains why the bride and groom

haven't signed yet.

But if you as the witness,

and you as the officiant could sign right here and here,

then I can get the bride and groom to sign later.

- Right here?

All right.

- But before you go,

if you don't mind me asking, Mr. Kenny, handcuffs?

- Now the guests of honor were absent,

and the DJ hadn't started yet,

and I just wanted to keep the people entertained.

(mysterious music)

(laughing)

(guests applauding)

But I overextended myself.

(mysterious music)

- Well that answers that.

Hey, found the light switch.

How you feel?

♪ I could sit right here with you ♪

♪ And just waste some time ♪

♪ Rest my head upon your shoulder ♪

♪ And just ease my mind ♪

- Hey everyone, I'm Face Timing Raul,

and I'm gonna pass around the screen.

Say hi.

- [Everyone] Hi.

- Hello everyone, thank you so much

for coming to the wedding,

and the baby shower.

Maria is doing just fine.

Right now?

Wait for me.

Push baby, come on baby, you can do it.

- [Everyone] Push, push, push, push, push,

push, push, push, push, push,

push, push, push.

Aww.

(guests applauding)

Congratulations.

♪ So come on over baby ♪

♪ I've been thinking lately ♪

♪ You aint been spending enough time with me ♪

♪ And when we get together things are always better ♪

♪ And there's no place I'd rather be ♪

♪ 'Cause when I'm with you everything is so smooth ♪

♪ So hurry over baby ♪

♪ Don't keep me waiting on you ♪

♪ On you ♪

♪ When you're gone I can't fight this feeling ♪

♪ It's too strong ♪

♪ When you're not around I feel like I'm singing ♪

♪ Same old song ♪

♪ But when you're near me ♪

♪ I see so clearly ♪

♪ So come on over dear ♪

♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪