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(film reel clicking)

(light airy music)

(peaceful music)

- I realize I may have crossed the line,

but it's not like I set something on fire,

which I would never do.

I'll pay for the damages.

Oh, just as soon as I get access to my accounts again.

- There were no damages, Dan,

just extra work for my staff!

- Thank God.

I mean, I didn't mean to put them through that.

Please, please, please, please.

I promise you, if you let me stay,

I will be on my absolute best behavior.

Scout's honor.

- Best behavior is a given, not a reason.

Okay?

So if there is nothing further,

checkout time is at 11.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

If you kick me out,

I will literally be on the streets.

Could you imagine me homeless?

- Part of me wants to, but no.

- Do you believe in second chances?

- (sighs) Yes, I do.

But second chances come with conditions.

- So what are you like on house arrest?

- Well, technically it would be a hotel arrest,

but actually it would be suite arrest.

But no, I can leave my room whenever I want.

I just have to keep an extremely low profile.

- Well, that's what you get for traumatizing

a young family from Wisconsin.

- Trauma? Please.

I was their vacation highlight.

(light bouncy jazz music)

But from now on, I'm gonna be like an altar boy.

Wait, which one was the innocent one?

The choir boy?

I never understood how a choir boy

can be more innocent than an altar boy.

- Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, look.

Normally I love living vicariously

through your misadventures,

but now is not a normal time.

What's really on your mind?

- How bad is it?

- It's pretty bad.

- [Dan] Can I do anything to fix it?

- [Sully] That's above my pay grade.

Prove to the Feds you didn't commit fraud?

- I didn't commit fraud, Sully.

And I will prove it.

Just as soon as I figure out what they think I did.

- Well, that'd be a good start.

Good luck, man.

(phone ringing)

- This is Joel.

(light conspiratorial music)

- Joel, why are you whispering?

- Because I'm in the closet.

- Huh, I'm not sure how to take that.

I know my dad's a dinosaur,

but officially, the firm is very open

about those kinds of things.

Legally, they have to be.

- Dan, I'm literally in the closet,

the utility closet, the file room by my desk?

I'm not supposed to talk to you.

I can get in trouble.

- I feel like there's a closet police joke

in there somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

- Dan, you texted me to call you.

What do you want?

- I am going to use you to help me solve a crime.

- Oh, no.

- Don't you know a girl who works

at the SEC's New York office?

- Amelia, she was my girlfriend.

- Girlfriend?

That's good.

Wait was? Ex?

What happened?

- I followed your dating advice.

- I'm gonna blame the execution.

- We're still friends.

Kinda.

She might do me a favor.

- Fantastic.

Now I'm gonna share with you my three-part plan

to clear Dan's name.

One, find out what they think Dan did.

Two, ascertain whether or not Dan did it.

And three, prove Dan didn't.

Alternatively, find a reason why Dan did.

- And what part of Dan's plan am I handling?

- Oh, all of it.

- And you?

- I'm gonna follow the money.

(frantic violin music)

Ugh!

Follow the money.

(upbeat jazz music)

Hey, coldest beer you have.

- Dan, you're still here.

- Yup, just gotta keep a super-low profile.

I'm incognito.

I don't want your manager to see me.

- Who, Gloria-

- Don't say her name.

She might appear, man.

- You're somethin' else, Dan.

- Oh, I'm fine.

Just when I'm not in my room,

I gotta keep a super-low profile, man.

Know what I mean?

- Oh, in that outfit?

- Uh, yeah.

It's called reverse chameleon principle.

You ever heard of it?

You know, stand out to blend in.

Anyways, if you hurry up and grab me that beer

I asked for, maybe a bottle of rum.

Bill it to my room.

I got a tough choice ahead of me. (tongue clucks)

Binge watching home renovation shows

or a true crime marathon.

- You know, you won't have to wear that crazy outfit

if you hit some spots away from the Don.

- Huh?

- You like art?

Hiking?

Museums?

Are you a foodie?

- Yes. - Ah, there you go.

- Okay.

- You got options.

- Okay, man.

All right.

Thanks.

- You're welcome.

(upbeat music)

(announcer giving play-by-play)

- Game on?

- Oh yeah, Rowdy's playing away, big one.

(bouncy music)

You want a drink?

(cheerful music)

- Hey, you know where I can find a brochure?

- They didn't have any out front?

- No, I didn't, I didn't see any.

- I could show you around.

- That'd be great.

- [Woman] Follow me.

(wondrous music)

- 1,500 plastic bottles.

- 1,500 plastic water bottles are used

in the U.S. every second.

- Time to invest in a water flask.

- If you want to preserve our mangroves

and save these cute little guys, then yeah.

You can.

- [Dan] Seriously?

- Go on and touch.

You're not gonna hurt him.

- It's not him I'm worried about.

- I'm pretty sure I removed all the venomous ones.

I'm Amy.

- Dan.

- (laughing) Nice to meet you.

- You too.

- I better show you those brochures.

I've got a class starting soon.

- A class?

Dissecting fish?

- I am a marine biologist.

- Oh man, I mean, kids are dissecting fish.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Well, I don't know much about kids,

but I heard they're all savages.

- No, they're not.

And it's perfectly safe.

You can dissect one too.

- Hmm.

Well, I am pretty familiar with sitting at the bar,

and I do eat a lot of sushi, so you know.

- (laughing) Okay, folks should be arriving soon.

Mostly it's families.

(concerned music)

- What?

- What?

- This is gonna sound strange,

but I need to avoid that family.

I would love to tell you the whole really funny story

over beers, but I cannot be seen by them.

Is there an emergency exit?

- No, but there's an outfit in here.

Put it on.

Meet me in the classroom. - Okay.

- Today we're gonna learn all

about our wonderful local waters

and an invasive species that's threatening them.

Because we're gonna be dissecting

the ferociously named lionfish

with the help of a very special friend.

Can you all say hi, Lionfish Larry?

(gentle music)

- [All] Hi, Lionfish Larry.

- You put on the scuba gear too?

- [Dan] You weren't specific.

- Okay. (laughs)

Lionfish Larry has some important facts to share with you.

Do you want to hear those facts?

- Hey, so can I ask you a question?

Do all marine biologists keep dive bags in their classroom?

- The ones who dive for fun before work do.

- And do they usually keep men-size wetsuits?

- They do, if they go diving with their brother.

(gentle music)

You know where to find me, Lionfish Larry.

(peaceful music)

(Dan sighs)

- Oh.

(Dan laughs)

(Dan sighs)

(smooth hip hop music)

♪ Come on and just walk, don't stop ♪

♪ Just walk, don't stop ♪

♪ Hey, my bae, I heard you want some action ♪

♪ Hey, I'm on the way ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ We were on top ♪

♪ When we were all we got ♪

♪ Even in the winter, we could always get it hot ♪

♪ Certified sunshine, we got it on lock ♪

♪ Lovin' you forever, ever ♪

♪ Until I forgot ♪

♪ I said, I need less talk, a little more space ♪

♪ You need to know my feelings ♪

♪ But my words get in the way ♪

♪ I never really think straight ♪

♪ And you walked away ♪

♪ I ain't good at noticin' ♪

♪ And now I gotta change ♪

♪ I heard you're back in town ♪

♪ Been comin' around ♪

♪ I know I did the thing ♪

♪ But I will never let you down ♪

♪ I see you lookin' my way ♪

♪ I felt the wind change ♪

♪ We can try again to make a summer every day ♪

♪ I know you been down ♪

♪ I'm still the one in your heart ♪

♪ But we can get together ♪

♪ And we'll never be apart ♪

♪ I wanna get down and restart ♪

♪ Everything we do's a work of art ♪

♪ Hey, my bae, I heard you want some action ♪

♪ Hey, I'm on ♪