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MIKE:
Is that one of my beautiful daughters
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having coffee with her mom?
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Oh, it's you.
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Oh, ha, ha.
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So, you didn't tell me
that you were speaking
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at some marketing summit
in Aspen this weekend.
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Well, I didn't want to freak you
out and have you worry
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that I wouldn't be here
for our show on Sunday.
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Oh, come on.
Give her a little credit.
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She might just be interested
in your life.
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Not really.
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See, this-- this is why
I don't defend you more.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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A group of total strangers
find me fascinating. Isn't that
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-what's really important?
-Oh, my gosh.
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Yeah, but you're gonna be back
in time for the finale, right?
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Wouldn't miss it.
Come on.
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I think we're gonna figure out
who the Cul-De-Sac Killer is.
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Oh, they have to tell us.
Don't they?
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-Yeah.
-What if they don't?
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-I don't know...
-Oh, my God, I'm getting even more freaked out now.
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We're gonna be fine.
We're gonna figure it out.
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-Okay. I can't wait.
-Yeah, me, too.
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-See you, bye.
-Mm, bye. -Why don't I just
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go ahead and just put your stuff
in the dishwasher?
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-Okay.
-Yeah. I think it's sweet
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how much she enjoys
watching that show with you.
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-Y-Yeah, it's actually
pretty good. I like it. -Mm. Mm-hmm.
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You know? It's not easy being
the Cul-De-Sac Killer, right?
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There's only one way in, and...
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and there's only one way out.
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-RYAN: Howdy-hoo-oo!
-Oh, my God.
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We got to put a lock
on that door.
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Okay. Guess where
I'm going this weekend,
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and think unexpected.
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Church?
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-Not that unexpected.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Crunchy Town.
Where granola is the currency
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-and everybody smells like feet.
-(Vanessa laughs)
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Nope.
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The marketing summit in Aspen.
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-Ah.
-MIKE: What are the chances
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that there's two Aspens?
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♪
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So you're both going to the same
conference. That's so fun.
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Only if we run into each other.
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But, you know,
Aspen's a big place.
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Nope. It's not that big.
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It can be.
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Hey, uh, how are you
getting there?
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Uh, depends. Uh, how-how
are you getting there?
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Flying.
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Ugh, darn it, darn it.
I'm driving.
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Well, why can't you carpool?
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Because he's already bought
the plane ticket,
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but thanks for the help, honey.
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Oh, well, no,
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the-the ticket's refundable.
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Well, you don't want
to drive with me. I'm going
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at the crack of dawn,
I want to get up there early.
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Oh, no, I love waking up early,
seeing the sun come up,
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so that is perfect.
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It might not be perfect.
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-Let's keep talking.
-(sighs)
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Look, I want to go with you
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because I want to network
with the heavy hitters,
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and if we walk in together,
doors will open for me.
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What if you wear one of my hats?
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Oh, q-quit teasing him.
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I don't... Is there a reason you
don't want to drive together?
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Not that I'm comfortable
talking about right here.
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Yeah, I'll take that as a yes.
Thank you, Mike.
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And thank you, Vanessa.
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-VANESSA: Oh, you are welcome.
-I'll bring this back.
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(Vanessa chuckles)
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You guys are gonna
have a great time together.
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Oh, stop it. Stop... Come on.
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Y-You knew it was gonna happen,
I just got us there faster.
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It didn't have to happen.
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I was cleverly saying no.
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Why? Why, I mean, you guys,
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you've been getting along
great lately.
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Do you remember that, uh,
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classic beer stein
I had that shattered?
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Yes, I remember. Look, you don't
have to tell me the story again.
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Well, wait, no, no,
but listen. Remember?
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It broke into a lot of pieces,
I was supergluing it
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back together,
but it hadn't set yet,
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so I told everybody,
"Don't touch it,"
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because otherwise
it could shatter again.
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I didn't move it. I didn't
move it, I didn't move it.
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I wasn't even in the room.
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Okay, okay, okay, all right.
We all got that.
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But "somebody" shattered it.
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Now imagine driving that thing
all the way to Aspen.
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You know, I can't believe
you're calling yourself fragile.
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I'm not calling myself anything.
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This is a metaphor
for Ryan and I.
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The glue is not set yet,
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and a four-hour drive
could shatter that again.
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All right, you know what?
I'm-I'm sorry.
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Y-You don't want to do it,
just call Ryan,
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tell him you like him,
you just don't like-like him.
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You know, I-I'm looking at this
like I was winning the argument
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which is why
you are walking away.
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Now, Tiger and Simba, they love
ribbons, but Lulu and Boots,
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they're all about
their squeaky mouse toy.
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-Yeah.
-(laughs) You know, sometimes
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Tiger hides it from Lulu--
all hell breaks loose.
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-It's really funny.
Let me show you. -Hi, guys. Hey.
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-Hey. Did you see
these pictures? -Cat pictures.
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-Bye, guys.
-Uh, hey, hey, hey. Kristin.
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Why don't you come join us
and talk about
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literally anything else?
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Hello, folks, just gather
around, please, for a moment.
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Please, just...
(clears throat)
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Last night,
Bonnie and I saw a show.
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Now, have you ever seen
a production so bold
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that it changes
your perception of the world?
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KRISTIN:
Oh, wow. What'd you see, Ed?
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Taft: The Musical.
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That's right. I saw the
original production on Broadway,
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now it's touring Denver
and it's just as spectacular.
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Oh, that's the one about
President Taft told through rap.
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Now, I-I don't care much for the
hippity-hoppity-hippity stuff,
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but still,
this-this was excellent.
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I learned so much
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about our nation's
most corpulent president.
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Yeah, well, Nixon,
he was no angel, either.
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"Corpulent" means big, Joe.
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He weighed 350.
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Yeah. They say "three-fiddy"
in the show, you see.
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But regardless, it was terrific,
I want you to see it.
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Oh, oh, darn.
Yeah, no, I-I told my friend--
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w-who is definitely
a real person--
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that, um,
that I'd see it with her,
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and-and she's recovering from...
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-a lung transplant.
-Ah. Yeah.
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All right.
Regardless.
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Gentlemen?
What do you say?
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Oh, yeah, man,
it's not really my thing.
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And if I'm going to the theater,
I don't want to see
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a-a rapping
social studies class.
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Hey, I've never seen
a Broadway show in my life.
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I'm not gonna start now.
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Wait, you've never seen Cats?
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Wait, there's a Broadway show
about cats?
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Why wasn't I told about this?
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All right, that's it, that's it.
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I'm buying you tickets,
and as your boss,
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I'm ordering you to go.
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(sighs)
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This is just people
dressed up as cats.
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(phone dings)
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(gasps)
Oh, God. That's Mike.
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Uh, he says he's almost home.
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I knew you were
faking liking him.
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No, no, no,
he's-he's just getting home
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much earlier than-than expected.
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And why is that a bad thing?
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Because it means that-that
he and Ryan had a fight.
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Which is what he said
was gonna happen,
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which means he was right.
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This is terrible.
I mean...
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Not the fight,
just that he was right.
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-(garage door opens)
-(gasps)
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-Oh, that's the garage.
-And that's my cue to leave.
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Um... Okay.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey.
All right, go ahead.
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Tell me.
How bad was it with Ryan?
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I think I need a beer.
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Oh, no, it was "beer bad"?
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Uh, make it two, honey.
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All right, so, uh,
so what happened?
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Was it harsh words?
A fistfight? A kiss?
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Better tell me. My guesses
are just gonna get worse.
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I had a great time.
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What?
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Yep.
I had a great time with Ryan.
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I don't believe you.
You're lying.
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So you had a good time
with Ryan in the car?
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Yeah. It... We were driving
back, didn't even rush.
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We pulled over a couple times
to look at the mountains.
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Wait, wait.
W... Mike Baxter stopped?
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But then that would mean
that the slow cars that you'd
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already passed would-would
get back ahead of you.
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It's amazing.
I wasn't even angry about it,
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I just... I actually got out
and just waved them by.
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All right, well, what changed?
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He did his marketing
presentation, right?
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And...
damn if it wasn't interesting.
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-I was proud.
-Wow. That is so cool.
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-Good for you.
-Yeah. And one of my old buddies came up
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-and says,
"Do you know this guy?" -Mm-hmm.
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And I...
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I actually admitted it.
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Look at you, Mike Baxter.
Getting along with everybody.
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And they say people
get crankier as they get older.
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Yeah, I was gonna say this,
you're-you're developing
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kind of an edge.
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What?
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Like this, right here.
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(Joe speaking indistinctly)
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ED:
There they are.
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-(chuckles): Hey.
-Hey.
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Fresh from the night of theatre.
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-Huh?
-Uh, ooh...
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So did you love it
or did you love it?
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-The first one. Yeah.
-Yeah.
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-Yeah, I got to admit, Ed,
that was a... -Man.
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...that was a,
that was a great show.
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Uh, yes.
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So, w-what was
your favorite part?
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Oh, gosh, I mean,
just, like, the...
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-you know, the whole thing.
-I liked the way it started.
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-Uh-huh.
-And that stuff in the middle.
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-And the ending.
Ooh, man. Really. -Yeah, it was good.
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I'm-I'm s... Yeah,
you guys did see it, right?
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Yeah, we did. How'd your
friend's lung transplant go?
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How'd you like that number
after he won the second term?
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-Oh, great. Unbelievable.
-Oh, that was the best part. Yes.
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Yeah.
Taft only served one term.
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-Okay, we didn't go. Yeah.
-But we wanted to, I swear.
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-Yeah.
-CHUCK: Yeah, yeah, we even went
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to the theater, but...
(chuckles)
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...then we heard it was
gonna be three hours long.
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-And that didn't even
include the halftime. -Yeah.
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-I'm sorry.
We-we'll pay you back. -Yeah, yeah.
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Please, you know,
it's not about the money.
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I just wanted to share
something with my friends.
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That's all.
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But I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
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(softly):
Well...
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(sighs) How did I not know
Taft served only one term?
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Hey, you take a shot.
We had a fiddy-fiddy chance.
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Come on, Mandy, hurry up.
Murder is afoot.
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Well, actually,
based on last episode,
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-murder is a-torso.
-(laughs)
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Okay, Dad.
Since this is the finale,
241
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our snacks are themed.
242
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And since the murders
took place in Wisconsin,
243
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-cheese curds,
white fudge popcorn... -Mm-hmm. Yum, yum.
244
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...and sliced bratwurst.
245
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Oh, and since the suspects
are all white, so is our wine.
246
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Oh, great.
247
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Well, maybe the next episode
they'll be Scotch,
248
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and 12 years old.
249
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,337
Ooh, I love the way
they do the recap.
250
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,273
Oh, right.
Remember last week we saw
251
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that the murderer
had a bonsai tree?
252
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,410
You know, think about this,
253
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,880
if the murderer
was into bonsais,
254
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,348
he would slowly clip
his victims to death
255
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over a period
of, like, 50 years.
256
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"Ow, ow, ow, ow.
257
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Could you...
Ow, ow, ow, ow."
258
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,257
Eh...
259
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,027
Hey, guys.
Am I, uh, interrupting?
260
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,396
Hey, Ryan. Yeah, you are.
261
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,631
Oh, sorry. What's up?
262
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,233
I think we're just about
to find out
263
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,735
that the murderer
264
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,636
is that annoying
little real estate agent.
265
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,571
No, no, I am telling you,
it is the home security...
266
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,640
-No.
-...system installer because that's the last person
267
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,575
-that you'd suspect.
-Hell no, it can't...
268
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,277
-Wait a minute, maybe.
-Yeah.
269
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'Cause then he would be drumming
up new business doing it.
270
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,315
-That's not a bad idea.
-I know.
271
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,817
What can we do for you?
272
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,785
Oh, uh, just came to drop off
a little sixer
273
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,553
-of that pilsner
we liked in Aspen. -Oh.
274
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:56,323
And, unlike at the hotel,
it is not nine dollars a bottle.
275
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,225
Okay, cool. Thanks. Bye.
276
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,327
Oh, you don't have to be rude.
277
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,062
Listen, on the way to the
refrigerator, drop it off
278
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,331
and then get out.
279
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:05,833
It's just a little
thank-you gift
280
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,100
for helping me with that idea.
281
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,601
I ran it by my boss,
and he loved it.
282
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,270
But really, I just
helped you organize it.
283
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,504
It was a good idea.
It was all on you, man.
284
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:12,806
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
285
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,607
-Yeah.
-Okay, that's sweet. Bye-bye.
286
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,279
Oh, you guys are watching that
show; is it any good?
287
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,848
Can I, uh, can I watch with you
for a minute?
288
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,683
It's the finale, Ryan.
You'd be completely lost.
289
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,685
Oh, well, I've watched a lot
of David Lynch movies.
290
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,855
I am used to being
completely lost.
291
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,424
You won't even know I'm here.
I promise.
292
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,328
-(dramatic music plays)
-(cap pops loudly)
293
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,530
-Seriously?
-(music stops)
294
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,665
What?
295
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,001
Did you buy
the loudest beer they had?
296
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,136
(chuckles):
Sorry.
297
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,673
Whoa, whoa, better not crunch
any of that cheese curd.
298
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,777
She hears that, she's probably
gonna stab you in the neck.
299
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,314
(music resumes)
300
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,784
Oh, Milwaukee.
301
00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:58,986
-(music stops)
-Okay.
302
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,320
You know what, Dad,
303
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,354
uh, we're gonna do this
another time.
304
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,722
Maybe when there's nobody here
305
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,357
yelling out random names
of cities
306
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,226
and drinking super loud beer.
307
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:07,527
Mandy, I'm sorry.
308
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,162
(chuckles):
W-What did I do?
309
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,731
And one more thing, Mr. Vegan.
310
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:15,635
Those cheese curds you're eating
are real dairy!
311
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,372
Sorry, is-is she mad at me?
312
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,008
I-I don't know.
I-I wouldn't know.
313
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,743
I get along with everybody.
Just ask my wife.
314
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,578
Although I wouldn't
ask her now because
315
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,815
she's developed a little edge.
316
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,522
Hey, you know what's ironic?
317
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,858
Um, a fire station burning down.
318
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,894
No. Well, yes, but, yeah.
319
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:44,097
No, no, that, um,
that Mandy and Ryan
320
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,532
had a fight last night.
321
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,268
I mean, you two are
finally getting along,
322
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,670
and then those guys have
a falling-out.
323
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:53,040
So Ryan having a fight is ironic
324
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,876
or... inevitable?
325
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,879
-Hey, good morning.
-Morning. -Hey.
326
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,014
Uh, listen, Kyle,
the clothes for the church,
327
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,349
I just put 'em in the pantry.
328
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,952
Yeah, great. Thank you.
You are the best.
329
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:08,621
Hey, uh, Mr. B, is it okay
if I come in after lunch today?
330
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,057
I've got ministerial counseling
331
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,558
-at the church this morning.
-No problem.
332
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,226
You want some breakfast, Kyle?
333
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,628
Oh, uh, no, I-I better not.
334
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,264
I like to get in a little prayer
335
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,133
before I do my counseling,
and sometimes, if I've eaten,
336
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,902
I-I nod off.
337
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,571
Yeah. A little advice,
why don't you cut back
338
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,240
a little bit on the prayer.
339
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,576
Listen, Kyle, maybe you
could put some
340
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,913
of your counseling expertise
to work with Mandy and Ryan.
341
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,915
A-Are they okay?
342
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,716
Hmm? What's that?
343
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:40,287
Well, I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure
Mandy said something to you.
344
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,590
And did she...? She and Ryan got
into it a little bit last night.
345
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,459
Well, if she did tell me that
she was having a problem
346
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,261
with somebody,
I certainly couldn't
347
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,429
talk to you guys about it.
348
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,298
It's called confidentiality.
349
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,466
Oh, come on,
we're her parents, so...
350
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,969
Oh, yeah, I know.
351
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,238
And I'm her husband.
352
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,008
But none of us are allowed
to know what she talks about
353
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,775
with... me.
354
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,644
Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on here?
355
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,246
It was just a little
disagreement.
356
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,847
Yeah. Is she really upset?
357
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,117
I'm afraid I can't
tell you that.
358
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:15,155
Okay, could, uh... could you
tell us about somebody else?
359
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,124
Like who?
360
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,192
Oh! Oh, okay.
361
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,660
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.
362
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:24,497
Like, uh, somebody
that I read about in a...
363
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,366
College textbook?
364
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,036
Yes, okay.
Uh, a case study
365
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:34,474
about this, um, this sensitive,
loving, really tall...
366
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,443
-Woman?
-Woman. Okay.
367
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,211
-Right. Yes. Okay, exactly.
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
368
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,148
Who is feeling, uh,
these feelings of, uh, of...
369
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,516
-Frustration?
-Yes.
370
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,618
Exactly. Because she felt like
she didn't have
371
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,287
anything in common with her...
372
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,821
Brother-in-law.
373
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,291
No. Father.
374
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,361
-Father?
-Father? Wait, what?
375
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,529
Yes, because this sensitive,
loving...
376
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,966
Okay, Kyle, stop.
We're done. Come on.
377
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,701
She felt like everybody else
in the family
378
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,837
had this one big special thing
that they shared with her dad.
379
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,506
Like one person was
getting ready
380
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,375
to take over the dad's store,
381
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,511
and another person was really
getting into marketing,
382
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,315
and another person was...
well, Eve.
383
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,084
Oh, wow.
384
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:21,688
Wait, so Mandy wasn't really
mad at Ryan, she's-she's...
385
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,524
-Mad at me. Mm.
-Yeah. Yeah.
386
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,893
Well, I wouldn't say that
she was mad.
387
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:30,397
Well, the girl in the textbook.
388
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,534
-I would say that she was sad.
-VANESSA: Mm.
389
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,369
And maybe it came across as mad.
390
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,105
I'll see you after lunch, Mr. B.
391
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,207
-Okay, good deal.
-Okay. All right, see you later.
392
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,408
Oh, man,
393
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,076
-I feel so bad for Mandy.
-Yeah.
394
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,677
-You've got to talk to her.
-I'll talk to her.
395
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,079
But I'm gonna have
my breakfast first,
396
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,681
go upstairs, lay down
and take a little prayer.
397
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,854
-(knock on door)
-I'm busy.
398
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,128
What the fresh hell is this?
399
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,696
(chuckles) We felt so bad
about the other day,
400
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,433
we got our own tickets
and saw Taft
401
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,800
And I didn't fall asleep once.
402
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,237
-I was in row Z-Z-Z.
-Yeah.
403
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,571
(Chuck laughs)
404
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,406
Gentlemen, you can stop
the charade.
405
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,908
You don't like theater,
that's fine.
406
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,279
Taft, are you daft?
I incensed you.
407
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,780
Now I got to run against you.
408
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,782
Roosevelt, don't make me
use my belt.
409
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,917
It's a size 96.
It'll leave a welt.
410
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,453
(both laugh)
411
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,222
Oh, so you-you did see it.
412
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,290
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
413
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,658
-I told you so.
-Yeah.
414
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,094
-And you liked it?
-Oh, man...
415
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,928
Oh, liked it? (laughs)
416
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,466
That 20-minute rap about
the Sherman Antitrust Act?
417
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,435
Just wow.
418
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,970
You hated it.
419
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:47,107
-Yeah, it was, it was awful.
-So much, man, so much.
420
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,776
Man, why-why'd you say
you liked that show, Ed?
421
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,279
I lied. I-I despised it.
422
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,813
Then what the hell?
423
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,116
Bonnie loves it,
and I love my wife.
424
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,985
-So you didn't want to
bad-mouth it to your wife. -Yeah, but I had to
425
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,189
bad-mouth it to somebody
or I'm gonna lose my mind.
426
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,024
Well, what were you gonna say
if we liked the show, Ed?
427
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,960
I'd send you to talk to Bonnie
and get me off the hook.
428
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,997
(laughing):
He's a selfish bastard.
429
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,132
Kind of like Taft.
430
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,600
Although, I don't know if
he's like that.
431
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,268
I-I lied. I fell asleep.
432
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,638
The bad part is, he snores,
which woke me up.
433
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,107
(Ed chuckles)
434
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,608
Come on, let's have
some Scotch, gentlemen,
435
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,176
and talk theater
like a dramaturge.
436
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,812
Yeah, it'll be my second
"turge" this week.
437
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,552
Hey, so I'm sorry that I left
the other night.
438
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,387
Ryan was really
pushing my buttons.
439
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,156
-Ryan was?
-Yeah.
440
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,657
Mm-hmm. Listen,
441
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,659
I found a box of stuff
I wanted you to look at.
442
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:43,296
And do you remember
building that dollhouse?
443
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,232
Oh, my God.
444
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,667
Yeah. I loved that thing.
445
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,502
You know, none of my friends
could believe
446
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:50,837
that me and my macho dad
were building
447
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,472
a dollhouse to play with.
448
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,341
I built it, you played with it.
I didn't play with it.
449
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,809
You didn't tell anybody
I played with it, did you?
450
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:57,844
I didn't play
with that dollhouse.
451
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,346
You helped me furnish it.
452
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,080
That's-that's different.
I put stuff in there
453
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,382
'cause that's where
it had to go.
454
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,516
It wasn't a design or anything.
455
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,851
I didn't decorate it with you.
456
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,886
I just put the couch
where it belonged.
457
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,689
Is this our
Dance Dance Party mat?
458
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,558
-Mm-hmm.
-(laughs softly)
459
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,993
Do you remember
when I accidentally hit
460
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,495
"Double Expert Get Down Mode"?
461
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,030
It felt like people were
shooting bullets at my feet.
462
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,065
You bet I do.
463
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,234
Yeah.
You unlocked a secret song.
464
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,271
Yeah. Well, we-we did
a lot of fun stuff.
465
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,872
Oh, my God.
466
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,707
Our NSYNC scrapbook.
467
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,108
Yeah, it wasn't all
that much fun.
468
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,544
I mean, some of the stuff
was weird.
469
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,079
You came up with a lot
of cool stuff,
470
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,047
although when you went through
that cornrow phase,
471
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,617
that was hard to manage
'cause you wanted me to do it.
472
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,051
Remember that one time
before a party,
473
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,621
your mom was gone, I was,
"Do they just... one goes
474
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,690
on the side like..."
475
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,193
I've still got arthritis
'cause of that.
476
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,630
What are you thinking?
477
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,766
-It's just, it's...
-What?
478
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:56,703
What is it?
479
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,138
(sniffles)
Just all of this.
480
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,640
You know?
481
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,042
You and I, we always try
and find something
482
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,278
that we are both interested in,
483
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,913
but nothing ever sticks.
484
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,549
Well, that's not how I see it.
485
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,251
There's a lot of amazing
things I've done
486
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,620
that I would have never done
had you not dragged me into it.
487
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,054
Come on, Dad.
488
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:18,225
Look, we may not have a big,
special thing.
489
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,561
We've got a lot of little
special things, you and I.
490
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,331
Yeah, well, when you
put it that way,
491
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,965
it does sound pretty great.
492
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,268
Well, you know me,
I-I have a way of
493
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,603
seeing the positive side
of everything.
494
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,272
(laughs):
Oh, really?
495
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:38,345
Well, you know what I have been
thinking about a lot lately?
496
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,947
-Hmm?
-Bonsai trees.
497
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:47,019
I-I don't have any interest
in bonsai trees, which...
498
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,522
probably would
make it perfect, then.
499
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,924
Wait, who did the Cul-De-Sac
Killer turn out to be?
500
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,361
-The real estate agent?
-I shut it off right after you left.
501
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,129
-I didn't see the end of it.
-Oh, well...
502
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,098
we can watch it if, you know,
if you have time.
503
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,800
I have time. Yeah.
Let's do it.
504
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,134
hat's great. Great idea.
505
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,136
Unless you want to take
one more shot
506
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,173
at the Dance Dance Party mat.
507
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,676
Ooh, I would so kick your butt.
508
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:10,977
-Would you?
-Yeah.
509
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,313
Not if I picked the song,
'cause good luck
510
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,282
dancing to Foghat.
511
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,884
-Foghat?
-Foghat!
512
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,493
Hello, Mike Baxter here
for Outdoor Man.
513
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,562
A couple of times a week,
I like to walk the sales floor
514
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:32,665
and ask customers if they
need help finding something.
515
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,301
I like to do that, you know.
516
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,669
And then they say,
"Hey, you're Outdoor Man.
517
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,638
Can I get a selfie
and autograph?"
518
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:42,074
And immediately I regret
offering to help.
519
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,143
But a lot of times
our customers will say,
520
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,346
"I just enjoy looking around."
521
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,181
Wow. That's the best part
of life, isn't it?
522
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,484
Just seeing how much
there is to see.
523
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,587
You might like motorcycles,
you might like water sports.
524
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,856
And thanks to American inventor
Clayton Jacobson,
525
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,425
we have the Jet Ski.
526
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:02,094
And you can do both
at the same time. Damn.
527
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:05,264
Yeah, if you keep your eyes
open to new experiences,
528
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,367
you're going to find
a whole bunch of stuff
529
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,902
you didn't even know
you loved to do.
530
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,938
You might even discover
your love of building
531
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,441
applies to dollhouses.
532
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:17,777
And if Barbie has me as
her architect, she not only gets
533
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,413
a beautiful home,
she upgrades from Ken
534
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:24,584
to a John Elway bobblehead.
(chuckles)
535
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,753
So keep looking, keep hunting,
536
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,721
keep making meaningful
new connections
537
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,189
with the people in your life.
538
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,791
And when you're here
at the store, remember,
539
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,225
it doesn't matter what you buy,
540
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,728
as-as long as you buy something.
Baxter out.
541
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,430
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542
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,865
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543
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,567
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544
00:21:40,617 --> 00:21:45,167
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