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You OK? Yeah. It's just,
I haven't really seen you all week.
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You're seeing me now, aren't you?
Look, I'm here!
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You've got mail.
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"I'll take you for dinner", you said.
"It'll be romantic."
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We're having dinner.
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And look there's a rose in a jam
jar. That proves it's romantic.
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Don't mind me, pet.
I've never had the cheesecake here.
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Whoa!
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Phil 'The Power' Taylor!
Watch yourself!
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This isn't exactly 'as advertised'.
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Would you not just like the whole
thing there, Dot?
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Me? No, Sarah. I'm on a diet.
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Doesn't everyone look lovely?
Say cheesecake!
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Cheesecake!
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That was such a lovely
evening, wasn't it?
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I'll remember it for ever.
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I'll remember the bill for ever.
�55 for six pizzas.
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For that kind of money, you want
a genuine Italian doing the cooking,
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not Derek I went to bloody
school with.
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His accent's fooling no-one, same as
when he worked at the Star Of India.
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He was kind enough to liquidise
your mam's pizza
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so she could get it past
her new teeth. Yeah.
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Nothing says 'a good night out'
like a pepperoni smoothie.
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Eating out's overrated anyway.
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All I need is a wedge of cheddar,
a pyramid of pickle
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and a pork pie the size of me head.
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With your heart the way it is,
you'd best savour that,
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because as of tomorrow,
we're going completely pork-pie free and cheeseless.
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Pauline... No! We're making sure you
live long enough
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to see your grandbairns.
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After all, this albums' full
of photographs of children, not cheddar.
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I should've had
the quattro formaggio.
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Ah, look.
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Look at our Jack.
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He's such a bonny bairn.
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And he's grown up so kind
and thoughtful.
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You never think, Jack!
You never, ever think.
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"Oh, yes, Mum,
we can have another wedding.
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"Yes, Mum, we'll move in with you.
Yes, Mum, Sarah can move her PhD."
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Look, one of these interviews
is going to pay off.
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Obviously things aren't 100%
perfect. No.
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They're a 100% imperfect.
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It's temporary.
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The thing with journalism,
you got to go where the work is.
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You don't know where
we could be in a month.
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Where's tomorrow's interview then?
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Barnsley.
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Right. Barnsley doesn't feature
that heavily in my dreams.
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Plus, I'm run off my feet.
Washing, cleaning, bleaching.
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You don't have to do all that.
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I am a guest in someone else's house!
Do what I do.
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When you feel the need to
chip in, don't!
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He's right Sarah!
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And will we ever have
a minute's privacy?
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Whispering doesn't make any
difference.
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He's right, knock all this
Cinderella crap on the head,
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you're making us both look bad.
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But she can't be Cinderella cos
she had two ugly sisters.
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All right?
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Ah, Denise.
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I was just saying, you're like one
of the family, aren't you?
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He's calling you an ugly sister.
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Ha. I'm not ugly. I'm handsome.
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That's what the modelling
agency said.
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That's why they couldn't use us.
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Yeah, in the same way they couldn't
use Louis Spence in the SAS for being too butch.
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Still can't get a job?
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I just haven't come across the right
one yet.
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Maybe the right one was staring
you in the face, Jack.
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You just didn't realise it
until it was too late.
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What you on about?
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But you could always go back to it,
you know.
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Wouldn't mind that you'd seen
other jobs in the meantime.
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Even posh, blonde jobs.
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Are you talking about me?
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No, just jobs.
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Still got your silk
boxers then, Jack?
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I thought you left them
on the beach that bank holiday
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we got lost in the sand dunes.
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Yeah. I got him new, clean ones.
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The other ones were old
and tatty, Denise.
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You know, and sort of worn
away at the crutch from overuse?
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Was she talking about me?
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Oh, look!
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It's our Jack's first
article he ever got published.
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"Stuffed Puffin Collector Collects
9th Puffin."
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I'm surprised Panorama weren't
straight on the phone
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after that one.
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Panorama's loss was
the dole queue's gain.
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I hope he gets this job.
You know what he's like.
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He reckons he's too good for them.
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He's living his dream.
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But when do we get
to live our dream?
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This is it, Joe. This is it.
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Right. I'm starting to wish
it was a dream now.
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You were the one who told him
not to settle for second best.
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I was talking about Denise,
wasn't I? And I was right.
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That Sarah's a lovely lass.
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Mind you, she couldn't make a
cup of tea to save her life.
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Oh, Joe! She's in a strange house,
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working with different water,
different cups.
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Well, that last brew she made
fair bruised me taste buds. Look!
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It's photos of when your mam took us
to celebrate
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her cold weather payments at that
new Chinese. Remember?
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Those chips were great.
And the gravy wasn't bad.
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Don't worry about our Jack.
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He's got his head screwed on.
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Take it back! I was not an accident,
I was planned!
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Don't be daft, who would plan you?
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Night, then.
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Night, Denise! Any way,
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how can I be an accident when I'm
the favourite?
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How can you be when Gran's
paying for MY wedding?
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Who cares? She's buying me a car!
What?!
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A car? Really?
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Yeah. With wheels and all the
trimmings. I'm getting it tomorrow.
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Is this true?
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Is Gran going to expose us to
the dangers of the Geordie Clarkson?
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She said as she's paying
for your wedding,
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it's fair she get your
sister something.
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Any way, never mind that.
Bed time.
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Oh, no, Mam, not yet!
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It's too early for bed!
I don't want to hear any whining.
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Jack, you've got an interview,
Vicki you're picking up your car.
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Now brush your teeth and get to bed,
the pair of you.
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Oh, Mam!
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Go on. Away you go.
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Hold on, I'm 25 years old!
I'm a grown man!
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Bed!
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Eee, I cannae wait to get me car.
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Dot picked it out special.
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She says it's like a dream
on wheels.
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Does Postman Pat know you've
pimped his ride then?
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Three grand. Done deal.
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I just need to sort out a couple of
things and you can take it tomorrow.
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Tomorrow? But... I want it now.
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Aye, but I have sort out a couple
of... enginey things.
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But I've got to drop our Jack
at the station,
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then we're getting our legs waxed up
The Wax Hatch.
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I enjoy a smoothness, you see.
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Helps me stockings glide on.
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And off.
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Hmm. Lovely!
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But it wouldn't be right to let you
take it without us fixing it up.
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Look what you've done to her,
James Carter!
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I knew your gran!
If she could see you now,
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she'd be blushing in her grave!
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And I went to her funeral as well!
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Really? Poor, Joan.
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June. June.
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Get her a glass of water, mate, eh?
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He's gone. You're all right, pet.
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What are you doing?
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Do you want a lift to the station
in my mint new car or not?
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Well, yeah, but not if...
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Shut up then. Let your sister do
what she does best.
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You can't just burst out crying
every time something doesn't go your way!
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Well, how does Sarah win arguments
with you then?
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We don't really argue.
We just keep talking things through,
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until I feel like crying.
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Like I say, you'll have to come back
tomor...
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Nooooo!
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See? Easier than peasy.
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Well played, pet.
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The retching was maybe a bit much,
but I appreciate we were in a hurry.
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Me own car!
I don't think I've ever felt lusher.
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Oh, I feel like the Queen!
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We should get some Corgis in here.
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There's not much room. You'd have to
put them on a roof-rack.
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I tell you how lush I feel.
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I feel like Cheryl when she drove
that tank in Afghanistan.
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I'm feeling shell-shocked meself.
Shut up, Jack. You're just jealous.
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And who can blame you?
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I'm putting another wash on.
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I got the stuff from the bathroom and
picked Vicki's thongs off the floor.
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Is there anything else to go in?
No thanks, pet.
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Mind, there's a load finishing.
I'll put it in the tumbler.
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The tumbler's finishing
a load, as well.
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Well, I'll wait for that to finish,
then I'll fold it and put it away,
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then put the load from
the machine in the tumbler,
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then put the new lot into the washing
machine. Sounds like a plan.
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You don't have to, Sarah.
Oh, it's the least I can do.
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I hope Jack gets this job. I mean,
we love having you here pet, but...
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Haven't been able to go round
in just me pants for over a month.
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I was going to say,
they need their own space.
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It's too cramped for them.
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They'll end up like apes in a zoo,
walking in circles
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flinging their poo about.
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I've been helping Jack
with his interview technique,
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and as long as he gets the dynamic
right, it's a done deal.
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Dynamic. When was the last time
you were dynamic, Joe?
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Ooh...
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Last week when the kids were out,
remember?
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I didn't mean like that!
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Honestly!
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Right, while I'm waiting,
does anyone want a cup of tea?
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Ooh, aye, I'm absolutely parched!
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Actually, on second thoughts,
I won't bother.
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Never mind tea, aren't you supposed
to be cleaning the shower plug hole?
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I know, but I think I've
pulled me back again. Mm.
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Well, I suppose I could...
have a go at the plug hole.
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Good lass.
You'll be needing the special fork.
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You know, there's no reason why
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we can't have a little
drinks cabinet in the back.
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Hi, Sarah, how's it going?
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I think I might actually be
turning INTO laundry. How are you?
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We're doing a Geordie remake
of The Fast And The Furious.
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Do you remember what
we went through last night?
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Yep - confident, friendly,
positive and ambidextrous.
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Ambitious!
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Joking! Confident, friendly,
positive and ambitious. I've got it.
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Just... be the best version of
yourself you can possibly be. Handshake?
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Firm, but not crushing.
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You could do to learn that,
with your Vulcan Death Grip.
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Research says that most interviewers
make up their mind in the first minute.
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So just keep it together for 60
seconds. Then you can be yourself.
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No me for the first minute. Got it.
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Really big kiss, babe, good luck.
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Thanks, pet. Call you later.
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Bye, Dot.
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Act like you've already got the job.
Then they'll HAVE to give you it.
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Aye, maybe. Cheers, Vick.
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Really big kiss, babes, good luck.
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You know how to get back to Hebburn
from here, aye?
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I'm not an idiot, idiot.
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There you are, flower. You can put
all the plug hole hair in that.
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Right. Thanks.
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Hey, thanks to you for volunteering.
Makes me gag every time I do it.
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Surely a carrier bag
would be big enough?
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You'd think so, wouldn't you?
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Oop...'ey.
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You're looking very sprightly
for a man with a faulty spine.
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Right, I'd better get off
to the chemist for some liniment.
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I'm telling you, me back's stiffer
than a wooden vicar. Actually,
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I'm going to the chemist later,
I can pick it up for you.
236
00:11:58,696 --> 00:12:03,374
No, you're all right, pet. It's... a
very... specialist kind of liniment.
237
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,454
Mind, I might want you to drive me
somewhere later.
238
00:12:06,455 --> 00:12:09,775
So don't have more than
a PINT of liniment.
239
00:12:11,895 --> 00:12:14,174
Never mind about the plug hole, pet.
240
00:12:14,175 --> 00:12:17,294
Joe can do that after he's been
anesthetised.
241
00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:19,454
Honestly, I don't mind doing my bit.
242
00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:22,174
You know, I remember... Here. Oh.
243
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:26,774
I remember when we we're living with
Joe's mam
244
00:12:26,775 --> 00:12:29,374
and she had me
running round doing all sorts
245
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,614
and she couldn't stop interfering.
246
00:12:31,615 --> 00:12:33,294
I hope I'm not like that.
247
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,774
No, of course not.
248
00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:38,294
Now, you did use non-biological
powder, didn't you? Yes.
249
00:12:38,295 --> 00:12:40,454
Otherwise Jack gets a rash. I know.
250
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,734
On his... I know... special area.
251
00:12:42,735 --> 00:12:45,535
I know.
We're talking about his penis, pet.
252
00:12:46,935 --> 00:12:48,535
I know.
253
00:12:57,775 --> 00:13:01,175
I love being somewhere
we've never been before.
254
00:13:02,535 --> 00:13:05,094
Are we SUPPOSED to be somewhere
we've never been before? No.
255
00:13:05,095 --> 00:13:09,494
We're supposed to be
at the Wax Hatch, getting dipped, ripped and stripped.
256
00:13:09,495 --> 00:13:11,374
I think we're lost.
257
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:13,575
Really? You think?
258
00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:17,934
Gran,
where did you get this map?
259
00:13:17,935 --> 00:13:19,934
They gave them out.
260
00:13:19,935 --> 00:13:21,614
During the war.
261
00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:24,575
During the war?
Aye, to the pilots.
262
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,894
Did you fly planes in the war?
263
00:13:27,895 --> 00:13:31,974
No, I handed the maps out.
I loved doing me bit.
264
00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:34,374
Oh, and I'll tell you, pet,
265
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:37,415
you've not lived until you've felt
a pilot's gratitude.
266
00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:42,734
There's no roads on it. Course not.
267
00:13:42,735 --> 00:13:47,054
You get shot down behind enemy
lines, you don't use the roads.
268
00:13:47,055 --> 00:13:48,614
Is this France?!
269
00:13:48,615 --> 00:13:53,175
I'm saying nowt.
Careless talk costs lives.
270
00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,694
Hiya, Joe. Pint of bitter?
271
00:13:59,695 --> 00:14:02,374
I'd put up very little
resistance to that, Siobhan.
272
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,094
Aye-aye, Joe!
273
00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:08,254
All right, Geoff. What brings
the editor of the Hebburn Advertiser to this part of town?
274
00:14:08,255 --> 00:14:10,854
Doing an expose on who's been
nicking me hanging baskets?
275
00:14:10,855 --> 00:14:12,214
2.10, love.
276
00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:14,374
I'm off to the war memorial.
277
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,254
Apparently, someone's spray-painted
graffiti on the big cannon.
278
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:18,495
Balls either side?
279
00:14:18,496 --> 00:14:21,655
Yeah, the usual. We'll just use
the photograph from last time.
280
00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:28,814
I'm taking early retirement.
281
00:14:28,815 --> 00:14:32,774
Aye? Me too. I've got arthritis.
Both hands.
282
00:14:32,775 --> 00:14:35,214
I can't even use the TV remote.
283
00:14:35,215 --> 00:14:37,974
I haven't chosen me own television
programme for two years.
284
00:14:37,975 --> 00:14:41,974
The only ones I get to see are them
where Judi Dench wears that bonnet.
285
00:14:41,975 --> 00:14:44,334
And don't get me
started on Loose Women.
286
00:14:44,335 --> 00:14:48,414
It's like a live version of that
round our house every day, no wonder me heart's knackered.
287
00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:51,054
And I've got to give up drinking.
Cheers.
288
00:14:51,055 --> 00:14:53,014
I hear young Jack's back.
289
00:14:53,015 --> 00:14:55,774
Well, not so young any more.
He's a married man.
290
00:14:55,775 --> 00:14:58,494
I remember
when he started at the Advertiser.
291
00:14:58,495 --> 00:15:00,374
Fresh from journalism college.
292
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:04,774
That interview with the stuffed
puffin man... very probing.
293
00:15:04,775 --> 00:15:07,334
But Jack was meant for bigger
things.
294
00:15:07,335 --> 00:15:08,815
He told me that every day.
295
00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:11,934
So, why don't you tell me
something about yourself?
296
00:15:11,935 --> 00:15:14,295
OK, well, can I be completely
honest with you, Malcolm?
297
00:15:14,296 --> 00:15:16,054
It's Martin, but, yes.
298
00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:17,215
Oh, right. Sorry.
299
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,454
Erm, the thing about me is,
300
00:15:19,455 --> 00:15:23,854
I'm confident, friendly,
positive and...
301
00:15:23,855 --> 00:15:26,534
It's not ambidextrous.
Ambitious!
302
00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:31,494
Not that I've got anything against
the ambidextrous. You've got to hand it to them, haven't you?!
303
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:34,374
I...I'm just joking. No?
304
00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:38,774
O...K. And what about your general
approach to writing?
305
00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:40,814
You just have to stick to your guns.
306
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,174
OK, it can cause friction.
307
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,774
I lost count of the number of
arguments I had with me last editor.
308
00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:47,334
Mind you, he was a bit dim.
309
00:15:47,335 --> 00:15:50,054
Funnily enough he was from Barnsley,
actually!
310
00:15:50,055 --> 00:15:54,454
I'm not saying that you're
all like him. Er, I mean, you seem normal enough.
311
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:56,614
Thank you.
312
00:15:56,615 --> 00:16:01,134
So what would you say
your biggest weaknesses were?
313
00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:04,574
Some people would say I probably
care about my work too much.
314
00:16:04,575 --> 00:16:06,654
But I couldn't care less.
315
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:08,534
I...I care about the work.
316
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:12,694
I couldn't care less about other
people's opinions. Except yours.
317
00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:14,774
Has it been a minute yet? What?
318
00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:16,614
Have I been in here for a minute?
319
00:16:16,615 --> 00:16:18,214
Er, yes, probably.
320
00:16:18,215 --> 00:16:20,894
Oh, thank God for that.
321
00:16:20,895 --> 00:16:24,614
I could tell you about some of me
other weaknesses, if you want.
322
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:28,294
OK, if you're absolutely sure,
Denise.
323
00:16:28,295 --> 00:16:32,894
'Definitely. Going forward's always
the best way to go.' Right. Laters.
324
00:16:32,895 --> 00:16:36,135
Right, Gran, we're going forward.
325
00:16:43,855 --> 00:16:46,055
Is it supposed to sound like that?
326
00:16:47,335 --> 00:16:50,654
Why don't you
ring your dad for help, pet?
327
00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:55,574
No! I'm trying to show him that
I'm a strong independent woman, like... Beyonce.
328
00:16:55,575 --> 00:16:57,214
But with a normal arse.
329
00:16:57,215 --> 00:17:02,214
Well, how about getting
your man-friend to pick up? You know, the pub singer lad.
330
00:17:02,215 --> 00:17:08,454
He's not a pub singer.
He's a singer. Who... works in pubs.
331
00:17:08,455 --> 00:17:10,894
Anyway, he hasn't got
his own car yet.
332
00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:14,414
The record company's gonna buy him
a limo once he gets his big break.
333
00:17:14,415 --> 00:17:16,974
We might not be able to
wait that long.
334
00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:20,694
I think Robbie wants to leave
Take That again.
335
00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:22,454
Oh, God.
336
00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:27,974
Look, I reckon if I just keep on
trying, it'll eventually start.
337
00:17:27,975 --> 00:17:30,255
It will give in before I do.
338
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,934
Yes, I would describe meself
as a team player.
339
00:17:34,935 --> 00:17:38,454
But as the member of the team
who's also captain.
340
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:42,214
Because there's no "I" in team.
341
00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:44,614
But there is an "I" in captain.
342
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:48,294
So... Hold on,
Sarah wrote this down for us.
343
00:17:48,295 --> 00:17:49,694
Don't worry.
344
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:53,374
So, where do you see yourself
five years from now?
345
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:57,134
Well, if it all goes to plan,
I'll be about to publish me third bestseller.
346
00:17:57,135 --> 00:18:00,654
Probably have a weekly column.
But like a... page-sized one.
347
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,214
In the Barnsley Gazette?
348
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:06,014
Oh, God, no. Probably like
the Guardian, or the Independent.
349
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:09,654
But... I'd like to continue to
contribute to the Barnsley Gazette.
350
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,454
Maybe as like a guest
restaurant reviewer?
351
00:18:12,455 --> 00:18:13,894
Interesting.
352
00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:17,294
I started to tell you,
but that fella, the brother,
353
00:18:17,295 --> 00:18:20,535
after he had his operation,
he looked just like a turnip.
354
00:18:21,775 --> 00:18:24,254
And not a very nice turnip.
355
00:18:24,255 --> 00:18:28,374
Mind you, he always had something
of the root vegetable about him.
356
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:32,414
Now, I knew a singer once who
used to croon down the Hippodrome.
357
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,494
Bertie Digweed.
358
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:36,494
Well, I think that about covers it.
359
00:18:36,495 --> 00:18:39,454
Are there any questions
you'd like to ask me?
360
00:18:39,455 --> 00:18:41,774
Oh, I'm supposed to ask
questions, aren't I?
361
00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:45,294
Erm... yeah, what would be the...
362
00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:49,414
Could I sort of...
Have you ever noticed... Ohhh.
363
00:18:49,415 --> 00:18:53,295
Should I just send the next bloke
in? If you wouldn't mind.
364
00:18:57,095 --> 00:19:00,214
This hasn't gone brilliantly,
has it? Do you want me to be honest?
365
00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:01,695
Yeah. No.
366
00:19:02,895 --> 00:19:06,054
Oh, Sarah said I need to
get feedback, so... Yeah.
367
00:19:06,055 --> 00:19:09,934
OK. Here goes. From the first
minute you walked in...
368
00:19:09,935 --> 00:19:12,654
Aye, the first minute.
But after that I relaxed!
369
00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:14,094
Yeah, and it got worse.
370
00:19:14,095 --> 00:19:15,574
Oh.
371
00:19:15,575 --> 00:19:18,974
I think you're probably not suited
to the Barnsley Gazette.
372
00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:22,774
I did everything you said.
Good handshake, proper friendly. I even gave him a hug.
373
00:19:22,775 --> 00:19:24,654
A hug? Oh, Jack.
374
00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:27,934
I was being positive. And I know
I came across as ambitious.
375
00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:30,574
And talk about confident.
Honestly, Sarah, I was...
376
00:19:30,575 --> 00:19:32,974
Too confident.
Almost certainly.
377
00:19:32,975 --> 00:19:34,814
Jack, you idiot.
378
00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:36,814
It wasn't right for me anyway.
379
00:19:36,815 --> 00:19:40,574
I'd end up doing more local stories
about bloody puffin collectors!
380
00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:42,654
Look, you need a job.
381
00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:46,094
We can't spend our lives lurching
from one disaster to another.
382
00:19:46,095 --> 00:19:48,654
So, please stop lurching!
383
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,774
I am not lurching!
384
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:56,574
All the romantic numbers,
he used to do that one...
385
00:19:56,575 --> 00:19:59,014
Kiss Me Underneath Me Plum Tree.
386
00:19:59,015 --> 00:20:03,334
Lovely mellow tone, he had,
and we used to go down there
387
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:08,734
every Wednesday, Friday
and Saturday. Me and Betty Wallis.
388
00:20:08,735 --> 00:20:12,134
All right! Enough's enough!
389
00:20:12,135 --> 00:20:15,054
You know with Sarah down the chemist
and the kids out?
390
00:20:15,055 --> 00:20:19,974
Mm-hmm. A man could get to
feeling a shade dynamic.
391
00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:21,014
Could he?
392
00:20:21,015 --> 00:20:23,094
He most definitely could.
393
00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:28,014
Well, it's a shame
that man has apparently put his back out, isn't it?
394
00:20:28,015 --> 00:20:32,415
Well if you knew that man as well as
I do, you'd soon realise...
395
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,775
Hello, my angel, how's life
on the road?
396
00:20:42,735 --> 00:20:43,815
It's for you.
397
00:20:45,215 --> 00:20:46,695
Hiya pet, how's it going?
398
00:20:48,735 --> 00:20:50,614
Eee! Never!
399
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:55,174
The car's broken down.
Where are yous, pet?
400
00:20:55,175 --> 00:21:00,254
They don't know, but she
says she can see an old church.
401
00:21:00,255 --> 00:21:04,374
Could be Saint John's.
Ask her if it's been converted into a Tesco metro.
402
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:09,374
Your Dad's asking if it's been
converted into a Tesco Metro?
403
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,374
She says, "No, it's a MacDonalds."
404
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:15,974
MacDonalds? That'll be the
Church of the Sacred Bleeding Heart. She got well lost, didn't she.
405
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,775
Tell her we'll be there
in 20 minutes. Your Dad says we'll be there in 20...
406
00:21:20,335 --> 00:21:24,294
We'll be there
in ten minutes, flower.
407
00:21:24,295 --> 00:21:26,175
Howay, Captain Dynamic!
408
00:21:31,015 --> 00:21:33,974
Can I get you one, chuckles?
Pint, Siobhan.
409
00:21:33,975 --> 00:21:37,894
A'right, man. We're celebrating.
Ramsey's got a new job. What?
410
00:21:37,895 --> 00:21:41,615
The boy that school forgot just
waltzed in and bagged himself a job?
411
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,414
Ramsey! As long as they don't ask him
to multi task, he should be fine.
412
00:21:46,415 --> 00:21:47,934
What kind of job is it?
413
00:21:47,935 --> 00:21:50,214
Working for the Hebburn Advertiser.
414
00:21:50,215 --> 00:21:53,854
What's he going to report on?
Petty crime in the Ramsey area?
415
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,134
Have you heard I'm in the news?
416
00:21:56,135 --> 00:21:57,974
Aye. Congratulations, son.
417
00:21:57,975 --> 00:22:02,974
He said, "I like you.
You're confident, friendly, positive and ambitious."
418
00:22:02,975 --> 00:22:04,694
Howay then, what's this job?
419
00:22:04,695 --> 00:22:07,494
Physical Distribution Manager.
420
00:22:07,495 --> 00:22:10,575
Even give us me own satchel
and everything, look.
421
00:22:12,655 --> 00:22:16,214
Physical Distribution Manager?
So it's a paper round?
422
00:22:16,215 --> 00:22:19,215
How, man, at least he's got a job.
423
00:22:21,415 --> 00:22:24,294
You can physically
distribute me tonight.
424
00:22:24,295 --> 00:22:27,414
As much as you can manage,
Ramsey, sonna.
425
00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:28,535
Mint.
426
00:22:30,295 --> 00:22:33,974
And it turns out the dirty bugger
had been parallel parking
427
00:22:33,975 --> 00:22:38,174
in the disabled bay with Janet.
You know - Wheelchair Janet.
428
00:22:38,175 --> 00:22:39,295
She found that chair...
429
00:22:39,296 --> 00:22:41,334
Hello, flower.
430
00:22:41,335 --> 00:22:43,255
And milked it for a new bungalow...
431
00:22:43,256 --> 00:22:47,094
All right, Mam.
Ah, come on, let's get you home.
432
00:22:47,095 --> 00:22:52,174
Home? Pauline, look at them, we need
to get them down to the pub, stat.
433
00:22:52,175 --> 00:22:53,894
She just won't stop...
434
00:22:53,895 --> 00:22:55,214
We had a lovely chat...
435
00:22:55,215 --> 00:22:59,654
She just won't stop. She keeps on
talking about all of these people
436
00:22:59,655 --> 00:23:01,894
and I don't know who
any of them are,
437
00:23:01,895 --> 00:23:03,855
but I know everything
about their lives.
438
00:23:03,856 --> 00:23:08,695
I know. After a while
it starts to burn, doesn't it.
439
00:23:13,095 --> 00:23:14,215
Aye, aye, Jack.
440
00:23:14,216 --> 00:23:15,894
Hello, Geoff.
441
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:19,694
Good to see you. Ee, I was speaking
to your dad earlier,
442
00:23:19,695 --> 00:23:22,774
he said you had an interview
at the Barnsley Gazette.
443
00:23:22,775 --> 00:23:25,374
Yeah but, I decided it wouldn't
be challenging enough.
444
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,735
I might see if
any airline magazines need anyone.
445
00:23:27,736 --> 00:23:30,534
I'm retiring, Jack. Congrats, Geoff.
446
00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:32,654
Looking for a new editor.
447
00:23:32,655 --> 00:23:35,614
Well, good luck finding someone
who's prepared to spend their life
448
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:38,974
deciding what goes on that front
page. "Lost Dog Found" or "Man Sees Thing".
449
00:23:38,975 --> 00:23:44,094
Still, editor of your own newspaper?
Come on, you're a smart lad.
450
00:23:44,095 --> 00:23:48,374
Me? Oh, thanks for the offer, Geoff.
But what you're suggesting there
451
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,735
is the career equivalent of being
the prettiest troll.
452
00:23:50,736 --> 00:23:52,095
Oh, come on.
453
00:23:53,935 --> 00:23:56,814
Hi, Pet. I, er... I popped in
to see if you're here.
454
00:23:56,815 --> 00:23:58,094
Did you now?
455
00:23:58,095 --> 00:24:00,214
By the way, Sarah, Geoff.
456
00:24:00,215 --> 00:24:03,214
Geoff, Sarah, my wife.
Hello, flower. Hiya.
457
00:24:03,215 --> 00:24:04,255
You OK?
458
00:24:05,495 --> 00:24:09,974
Yeah, sorry about getting mad
with you earlier on the phone.
459
00:24:09,975 --> 00:24:13,174
I was a bit frightened to go home in
case you used your death grip on us.
460
00:24:13,175 --> 00:24:16,854
Don't worry. You can tell me exactly
what happened at the interview,
461
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:19,814
then we'll make a
really detailed plan of what you should do next time.
462
00:24:19,815 --> 00:24:23,214
Great. Do you want a drink?
463
00:24:23,215 --> 00:24:26,854
Um... I'll decide when I get back
from the toilet.
464
00:24:26,855 --> 00:24:31,014
Disabled lavvy key, Siobhan!
The Eagle is in danger of landing.
465
00:24:31,015 --> 00:24:32,774
How did your interview go, pet?
466
00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:35,414
Plus side, they let us
know straight away.
467
00:24:35,415 --> 00:24:37,654
Minus side,
they said, "definitely not."
468
00:24:37,655 --> 00:24:41,375
Aw, you could probably do with a
big cuddle from your mam.
469
00:24:42,695 --> 00:24:46,014
Hash tag - dole!
470
00:24:46,015 --> 00:24:49,255
Stop sparing the horses! Howay.
471
00:24:53,415 --> 00:24:56,814
All right, Jack. We've just had
a thrilling motorcar adventure.
472
00:24:56,815 --> 00:25:01,054
Somewhere in between
Herbie and The Italian Job, but with loads more sobbing.
473
00:25:01,055 --> 00:25:04,454
Wow, looks like everybody's had
a tip top day.
474
00:25:04,455 --> 00:25:06,094
And what can I get you two?
475
00:25:06,095 --> 00:25:10,414
Breezer. Pint. All the flavours.
Pint, please, Siobhan.
476
00:25:10,415 --> 00:25:12,614
Where's Sarah?
477
00:25:12,615 --> 00:25:15,375
In the toilet deciding
whether she wants a drink or not.
478
00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:18,295
Is she?!
479
00:25:26,535 --> 00:25:29,614
What you doin' pet?
You've been in here for... Eee!
480
00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:33,734
I thought so. When our Jack said
you were deciding if you wanted a drink or not...
481
00:25:33,735 --> 00:25:35,894
Please don't tell anyone.
482
00:25:35,895 --> 00:25:38,255
So, is it negative?
Or is it pregative?
483
00:25:42,095 --> 00:25:43,135
Pregative.
484
00:25:47,615 --> 00:25:50,654
You don't look very happy about it.
For most the lasses round here,
485
00:25:50,655 --> 00:25:52,774
that's the first step
on the property ladder.
486
00:25:52,775 --> 00:25:55,934
It's just... we've got nothing.
487
00:25:55,935 --> 00:25:59,774
Don't be daft.
You've got us, haven't you?
488
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:04,335
Your family.
And you'll never get rid of us, pet.
489
00:26:05,495 --> 00:26:06,775
Won't I?
490
00:26:08,055 --> 00:26:10,374
And we are going to love this
little one
491
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:14,374
more than Jordan loved Peter.
492
00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:18,254
Until the divorce, when they both
suddenly did all that realising.
493
00:26:18,255 --> 00:26:22,294
But what about my PhD?
I told you, dafty. You're family.
494
00:26:22,295 --> 00:26:28,334
While you're off at your university,
I'll take good care of the baby.
495
00:26:28,335 --> 00:26:32,654
Mind, I'm not touching it if it
shits. What about my plans?
496
00:26:32,655 --> 00:26:35,974
I wanted to be the next Karen Horney.
Is she a porn star?
497
00:26:35,975 --> 00:26:40,374
She's a famous
female psychologist. She developed
498
00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:42,174
the theory of womb envy.
499
00:26:42,175 --> 00:26:44,214
But now
you don't need to be envious.
500
00:26:44,215 --> 00:26:47,254
You've got a womb and it's chock
full of bairn.
501
00:26:47,255 --> 00:26:52,094
I don't know how to tell Jack.
This could completely freak him out.
502
00:26:52,095 --> 00:26:58,094
All you need to do is show him this.
Blokes act on instinct.
503
00:26:58,095 --> 00:27:00,614
You'll know if he's ready
by the first thing he does.
504
00:27:00,615 --> 00:27:02,974
If he stays, you're laughin'.
505
00:27:02,975 --> 00:27:07,734
If he runs, me mam'll kill him
anyway, so you're still laughin'.
506
00:27:07,735 --> 00:27:11,254
Oh, come 'ere.
507
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:15,095
Lovely to see you all. Goodnight.
Nice one. See ya, Geoff. See ya.
508
00:27:16,215 --> 00:27:19,174
So, where's your next interview?
Gotham Gazette?
509
00:27:19,175 --> 00:27:22,734
I'll have to have another look,
see what's out there. You need to find something.
510
00:27:22,735 --> 00:27:24,695
You can't stay with us
forever. Course they can!
511
00:27:24,696 --> 00:27:27,494
They can stay way beyond what's
acceptable. Fine.
512
00:27:27,495 --> 00:27:30,694
Can I get another round in
for anyone? Hit me.
513
00:27:30,695 --> 00:27:34,494
Wine, Joe. The one that
Sarah drinks. Pint Jack?
514
00:27:34,495 --> 00:27:40,094
Cheers, Dad. Sarah, what do you
want? Wine? The one that you drink?
515
00:27:40,095 --> 00:27:42,534
Can you I just borrow Jack
for a minute?
516
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:46,094
Course you can, pet. I'll never get
the round in at this rate.
517
00:27:46,095 --> 00:27:50,534
All right? So... upset
we're not Barnsley bound?
518
00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:54,854
Not really. I'll find something.
In fact, I've just had an offer tonight.
519
00:27:54,855 --> 00:27:56,374
What? Really?
520
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:59,054
Geoff from the Advertiser. Offered
me the job of editor on a plate.
521
00:27:59,055 --> 00:28:01,574
I told him, moving back to Hebburn
for a bit is one thing,
522
00:28:01,575 --> 00:28:04,415
but I can't go back to where
I worked as a teenager.
523
00:28:06,615 --> 00:28:08,655
What's up?
524
00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:16,054
Is that...?
525
00:28:16,055 --> 00:28:17,935
Pregative.
526
00:28:26,575 --> 00:28:29,695
Well, what did he say?
527
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:33,134
He just left.
528
00:28:33,135 --> 00:28:35,295
The little bastard!
529
00:28:36,775 --> 00:28:40,214
Siobhan, Geoff'll have another pint,
me Dad's paying.
530
00:28:40,215 --> 00:28:42,454
Then we're ganna
sit down and show me the ropes.
531
00:28:42,455 --> 00:28:44,215
That I will, Son, that I will.
Thank you.
532
00:28:45,575 --> 00:28:49,214
Right... Celebration, man.
533
00:28:49,215 --> 00:28:53,175
Your son's going to be the new
editor of the Hebburn Advertiser.
534
00:28:54,975 --> 00:28:57,894
So, how many puffins
have you got now then?
535
00:28:57,895 --> 00:29:00,414
Eight. Eight?
536
00:29:00,415 --> 00:29:02,454
You had nine puffins five year back.
537
00:29:02,455 --> 00:29:04,375
Aye, I lost one.
538
00:29:04,425 --> 00:29:08,975
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