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(Woman) Oh!
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Paula! How can you do this?
Mother, please don't be hyper-dramatic.
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I've prepared for months.
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I've made so many wedding plans
for you and Collins.
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It was never definite. He didn't
even ask me. He asked you, Mother.
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Shut up young lady!
Just sit down and zip your lip.
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You are engaged to Collins Hedgeworth.
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Did you know she's engaged
to Collins Hedgeworth?
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I never said I would marry Collins.
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Sir I realize that there is
some conflict here.
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Oh! He realizes there's a conflict.
(chuckles)
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You're the conflict Charlie.
Mr. Powers we're in love.
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We wanna get married and I felt that you
ought to be invited to the wedding.
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Get out of my mansion.
Why don't you wait for me in the car?
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Get off my estate!
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I think we should try and keep things
in perspective and be open-minded.
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Get this fortune hunter out. Get him out!
Wait a minute. I am not a fortune hunter!
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I don't care about your money Sir. Your
money doesn’t mean anything to me!
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Fortune hunter out!
Wait on the corner. I have to talk to them.
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How dare you call Sam Freeman
a fortune-hunter!
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He is an environmental research major.
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Come here. I'm gonna show you
something. I want you to look at something.
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I've seen your poster Dad.
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I've been planning on this for seven years.
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And I expect a little cooperation from you.
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I'll do everything I can do to help you but--
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Forget Sam what's-his-face!
Dad!
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Collins is the finest, the richest, the most
suitable young man in the country.
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He's a flake!
Oh I think you're exaggerating.
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I'm not marrying Collins! I'm marrying Sam
just as soon as we can get to Las Vegas.
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You do that and I'll disinherit you.
I'll cut off your credit!
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I'll take away your goddamn sports car!
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No. No. I bought that myself
with my own money.
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(chuckles)
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I'm going to my room.
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Well go to your room!
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Well I guess I shut down
her hot little motor.
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From now on she's not even gonna cross
the street without my permission.
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(tires screeching)
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Paula!
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Grand Theft
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Where's your car?
I traded with Dad.
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My God she's been brainwashed.
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I Want my Rolls-Royce!
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I want my daughter
and I want you to find some way
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to put this Sam Freeman
in the slammer for a while.
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I understand.
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I don't want the police
and I don't want the news media.
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It will be done with our usual quiet.
confidential finesse.
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All right let's move on this.
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We'll need your plane to get
to Barstow ahead of them.
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All rightI'll meet you at the airport.
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Here.
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I can't believe it.
I can't believe we're actually doing this.
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Incredible.
Yeah.
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I'm sorry your parents
don't like me better though.
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Don't worry.
I like you enough for both of them.
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OK that's it.
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You wanna pull over
and fool around a little?
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Sam! Sam!
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OK. OK you're right. I lost my head.
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Ah.
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All right. We'll be there in about five hours
if we don't have any problems.
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Sure you don't want to pull off the road?
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(telephone ringing)
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Paula?
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No Collins Hedgeworth calling.
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Collins.
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I'm playing an important polo match today
and Paula had indicated
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that she would like to come by
and observe my prowess sometime.
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Oh Collins. I am so glad you called.
Paula has eloped.
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She's going to Las Vegas to marry
one of her little school friends.
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She took the Rolls-Royce.
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She's engaged to me.
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Oh Collins I can't tell you how much
I counted on your relationship with her.
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Your patience your understanding
and your maturity.
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Ah!
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Collins?
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Priscilla will you hurry up?
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Christ Almighty.
the cab's been waiting for two minutes.
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Collins if you're still there goodbye.
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Oh, oh yes. Mrs. Wilson.
we're very excited.
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Thanks. We'll see you then.
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Everything's confirmed.
The chapel is reserved.
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Wow.
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(DJ) Hello. everybody.
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This is "The Squirrely Curly Q Brown
Rockin' Jock Show"
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coming at you from the strongest station
in Southern California radio Ten-Q.
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(honking)
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Hey man. You left your lights on.
(laughs)
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Peasant!
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Sir!
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My fiancee's been abducted.
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I was in pursuit of her captor.
who is en route to Las Vegas.
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I had a minor accident.
I'm in dire need of transportation.
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Well, we've got...
Ah!
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That'll do fine!
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Well you've got a fine eye there boy.
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She's a runner too.
Bill my father.
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I don't know if we can let you have the car
on that kind of a deal.
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I'm Collins Hedgeworth!
My father is Montgomery Hedgeworth!
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My grandfather is Elwood Hedgeworth.
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Collectively my family is worth $97 million.
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I don't know. I'll have to check
with the manager on this.
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(grunts)
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Hey!
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Hey boy, that's aggravated grand theft!
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He borrowed it Lieutenant.
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And if a Hedgeworth borrows a car
I'm sure there must be a very good reason.
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And I will not tolerate police harassment.
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Mrs. Hedgeworth if you...
I'm going after him myself.
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And if you must chat speak to my shrink.
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Yes? Mm.
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Yes. Uh-huh.
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(buzzer buzzes)
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(seat-belt signal dings)
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This stupid thing.
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(buzzer buzzes)
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Rex. I'm borrowing your car!
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Hey man! Goddamn Lupe.
Some mother stole my goddamn wheels.
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I ain't gonna take that shit.
I'm calling the police.
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(mouths) "I Wanna help you"
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Oh God.
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What's the matter?
lt's Collins Hedgeworth.
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He looks a little frazzled.
You want me to talk to him?
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I will.
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Collins I don't need your help!
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I'm here to save you!
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I'm sorry if you misunderstood.
but we are not engaged.
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We never were engaged.
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Has he got a gun on you?
No!
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So please leave us alone.
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Is there a bomb in the car?
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Look, it's obvious she doesn’t wanna talk
to you so why don’t you just drop it?
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I hesitate to do this with Paula in the car.
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But I am a superior driver and I will batter
you into submission if need be!
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I will bump you off this highway!
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Wait!
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Pull over.
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He's all right!
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Paula!
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Wait! My mother said I can have you!
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I've got a Ten-Q exclusive here
for all you Squirrely Curly Q fans.
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So turn up your crystal sets.
Go ahead. sir.
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My name is Collins Hedgeworth.
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My longtime fiancee. Paula Powers.
has been abducted
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in her father's vintage 1959 Rolls-Royce
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and is being forced to drive to Las Vegas
for some highly immoral purpose.
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As a result.
I am offering a $25,000 reward
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to anyone who can safely free
and protect her until I can arrive.
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Here we are.
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Are the police working on this?
Absolutely not.
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Paula has been brainwashed.
She's probably been sexually assaulted.
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I refuse to have her subjected
to the ordeal and embarrassment
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of rape interrogation by the police!
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That's why I'm appealing to you
and your loyal listeners.
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I am taking it to the streets Mr. Brown.
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Can you give us a description
of your fiancée?
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She's a vision.
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A lovely vision with light brown hair.
An absolute angel.
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And the guy who shanghaied her?
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Wild red hair, burning eyes,
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thrusting jaw. There's a primitive.
barroom look about him.
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Threatening and definitely dangerous.
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Well that's a heart-wrenching tale man.
And we'll do what we can.
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There you have it-
a young man with a problem.
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And apparently lots of big bucks
to help solve it.
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Whatever it is. it's a Ten-Q exclusive.
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25,000 crisp ones!
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Shoot man. I could build us
a machine so bad...
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How bad?
That we'd be racing at Indy in two years.
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$100 an hour!
You set the price!
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We gotta take this baby
for a little test spin anyway right?
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Part of our job.
All right, contact.
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Hammer down!
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Sir, I'd like to buy your truck.
lt's an emergency.
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Well, if you don't want to sell it I'll rent it.
I'm desperate!
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So am I feller!
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I hope nobody sees me in this wreck.
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Yes. $25,000 for the return of my son.
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So impulsive. For the safe return...
Please put that message on the air for me.
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OK Mrs. Hedgeworth. Are you sure
you don't wanna do it yourself?
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No. no. I haven't time.
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(horn blaring)
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(mouths) "Wow"
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All kinds of nuts are gonna
go after a reward like that.
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Now maybe if we just switch...
We went to Reno or Tahoe or something...
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Sam we can't let Collins or my father
or anybody else intimidate us.
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Now we said we were going to Vegas.
That's where we should go.
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What do you think?
I think you're pretty stubborn.
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No, I'm tenacious.
Oh.
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Look out Vegas! We're coming in.
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(siren)
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Car 47 in pursuit of Volkswagen, orange,
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License number YCU799.
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Driver committed a moving violation
and is fleeing south on Florence.
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Car 47. you are pursuing a 503.
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Ah.. uh. a 503?
A stolen vehicle.
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Oh right right. A 503 right right.
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Jesus, a 503.
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Hallelujah!
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Hallelujah!
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(crowd) Hallelujah!
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That's right! And the whole Earth reeled
and it rocked and rolled a little.
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Amen!
Because He was angry.
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Angry because
I hadn't called on Him sooner.
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Praise the Lord.
That's right.
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And black smoke boiled
out of His nostrils...
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I prayed till... What...?
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Oh my God.
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(siren stops)
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(engine turns over)
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Sister, have you made a commitment
to the Lord?
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My husband gave at the office.
All right, everybody stand back.
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Officer coming through.
All right lady out of the car.
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I'm rushing to save my son.
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He is racing to Las Vegas in some maroon
hot Charger with a white roof.
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And you know how reckless
these young people can be.
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If he's anything like you lady
he ought to be put away.
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Don't be facetious.
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ID, lady.
I am Vivian Hedgeworth.
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And I have just offered a $25,000 reward
over channel Ten-Q
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for the safe return of my son.
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(turning engine)
Quit cranking the car. You're under arrest!
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Collins must be saved from himself!
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Amen.
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All right lady, I'm gonna recite your rights...
Lady! I gotta recite your rights!
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What in the Lord's name are you doing?
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$25,000 Now that's a lot of bibles baby.
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Jesus, my vehicle!
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I'm commandeering this vehicle.
Follow those cars!
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Piss off pig!
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Come on Hiram, help the boy out.
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Piss off, piss off!
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Hiram!
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All right, all right.
Don't get your bells in an uproar. Look out.
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The upshot of Mrs. Hedgeworth's call
is this:
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There is now a $25,000 reward
for Collins Hedgeworth's fiancée
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as well as a $25.000 reward
for Collins Hedgeworth.
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Now that is $50,000 big ones.
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And for you folks out there
looking for that little pot of gold.
243
00:21:19,309 --> 00:21:23,486
the highway patrol reports
that Collins Hedgeworth is alleged
244
00:21:23,553 --> 00:21:26,625
to have stolen a black and yellow
Chevy pickup
245
00:21:26,659 --> 00:21:32,701
and eyewitnesses have stated they have
seen him on the road to Victorville.
246
00:21:32,768 --> 00:21:34,772
Stay in contact.
247
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:57,284
Cars are ready. Mr. Slinker.
Excellent.
248
00:22:05,030 --> 00:22:07,702
All right men. Cast the Velvet Net.
249
00:22:19,824 --> 00:22:23,130
(elderly Woman) Curly Q. I listen
to your program all the time.
250
00:22:23,196 --> 00:22:26,439
and this Paula Powers kidnapping
has got me so mad
251
00:22:26,505 --> 00:22:29,276
that I just had to call in
and speak my mind.
252
00:22:29,343 --> 00:22:32,082
Well. you go right ahead on ma'am.
253
00:22:32,115 --> 00:22:37,226
That pervert that kidnapped Paula ought
to be shot down like a dog on the street.
254
00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:39,595
Well that sounds a little harsh ma'am.
255
00:22:39,627 --> 00:22:43,102
Well then they ought
to cut off his marbles!
256
00:22:45,942 --> 00:22:48,546
You're sick.
257
00:22:48,613 --> 00:22:50,449
But I love ya.
258
00:23:00,535 --> 00:23:04,510
I've just received word that we have
Miss Paula Powers on the line.
259
00:23:04,544 --> 00:23:07,784
Miss Powers?
This is Paula Powers. Am I on the air?
260
00:23:07,817 --> 00:23:09,652
Yes you are. Can you talk?
261
00:23:09,685 --> 00:23:11,656
Hell yes I can talk!
262
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:15,196
And I want everyone to know
that I have not been kidnapped.
263
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:18,836
And you couldn't call
what Sam and I have done rape.
264
00:23:18,903 --> 00:23:22,609
I know what I'd call it!
Yeah! Gettin' down!
265
00:23:22,676 --> 00:23:25,482
His name's Sam?
Sam Freeman.
266
00:23:25,549 --> 00:23:29,390
And I love him and that's why we're going
to Las Vegas to get married.
267
00:23:29,457 --> 00:23:32,863
Well, what about this engagement
to Collins Hedgeworth?
268
00:23:32,930 --> 00:23:34,734
There is no engagement.
269
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:39,509
My father tried to make me marry him
but I just never felt...
270
00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:42,013
Well, I don't find him...
271
00:23:42,048 --> 00:23:44,519
Well Mr. Brown, he's a turkey.
272
00:23:44,552 --> 00:23:46,557
She's under hypnosis!
273
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,493
I had to call and clear this up.
274
00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:53,067
Well, you certainly have shed a new beam
of light on this situation.
275
00:23:53,134 --> 00:23:56,844
And I personally think
it's absolutely barbaric
276
00:23:56,911 --> 00:24:00,884
for a girl to be forced
into a marriage with a turkey!
277
00:24:00,951 --> 00:24:04,223
I mean, can you imagine
what the kids would look like?
278
00:24:04,290 --> 00:24:08,565
Best of luck to both of you from Squirrely
Curly and we're gonna be rooting for ya.
279
00:24:08,632 --> 00:24:11,371
Thanks Curly. Goodbye.
280
00:24:11,403 --> 00:24:12,905
Hey, that was great.
281
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:22,423
Hey, we just passed the Rolls!
Drop back!
282
00:24:27,402 --> 00:24:29,604
Hey, that's the chick. man!
283
00:24:29,671 --> 00:24:32,210
That's the chick!
Get her to pullover!
284
00:24:32,276 --> 00:24:36,854
Hey, one of your wheels is loose!
Yeah, your rear end's starting to shimmy!
285
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,458
Hey, you better stop
and tighten your lug nuts!
286
00:24:41,361 --> 00:24:43,566
Go on! Will you pull over?
287
00:24:43,633 --> 00:24:45,468
What do you think?
288
00:24:45,501 --> 00:24:47,272
Floor it.
289
00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:57,726
I got it. I got the Rolls-Royce
under surveillance.
290
00:24:57,759 --> 00:24:59,227
Roger Eagle 1.
291
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:05,605
Eagle 1, hereafter code name
for Rolls-Royce will be "Quarry."
292
00:25:05,674 --> 00:25:08,378
OK, all right there's a turnoff
about a mile up here.
293
00:25:08,445 --> 00:25:11,317
It's a good one
and then we can start taking side roads.
294
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:14,089
I think we ought to stay on 15
and get there just as fast as we can.
295
00:25:14,156 --> 00:25:17,931
No we gotta get off the main drag.
There'll be reward hunters all over.
296
00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:21,938
We'll get lost if we go out in the desert.
No we won't. I got it right here.
297
00:25:21,971 --> 00:25:24,542
There's the turnoff. Let's lose these jokers.
298
00:25:24,609 --> 00:25:26,012
OK.
299
00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:29,017
Move it!
300
00:25:29,084 --> 00:25:31,722
I got 'em! I got 'em!
All right!
301
00:25:31,789 --> 00:25:33,228
Hang 'em.
302
00:25:34,162 --> 00:25:36,199
Stay with 'em!
303
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,714
This is some test spin!
304
00:25:47,354 --> 00:25:51,294
Quarry just now flew the track. Yeah.
305
00:25:51,326 --> 00:25:55,500
They're rolling due east
on an unmarked road
306
00:25:55,535 --> 00:26:00,609
approximately five miles
south of Victorville.
307
00:26:00,679 --> 00:26:02,280
Roger. Keep me informed.
308
00:26:04,318 --> 00:26:07,558
What happened to Barstow. Slinker? Huh?
309
00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:09,727
Here's where they are now.
310
00:26:11,432 --> 00:26:13,636
This is Base 1. Wrap Velvet Net.
311
00:26:13,703 --> 00:26:19,346
Proceed east on Route 66 to Daggett.
Further instructions will follow.
312
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:37,348
(over megaphone) Throw the devil
out of the driver's seat.
313
00:26:37,414 --> 00:26:40,019
Pull his foot off the gas.
314
00:26:42,022 --> 00:26:46,065
Slow down for God's sake.
and prepare to meet Jesus!
315
00:26:50,471 --> 00:26:52,742
Sweet Jesus!
316
00:26:59,288 --> 00:27:00,523
(siren Wailing)
317
00:27:01,626 --> 00:27:05,433
(ye/ling)
318
00:27:36,126 --> 00:27:39,064
You goddamn chicken fucker!
319
00:27:39,932 --> 00:27:42,436
Pull up so I can do it to 'em!
320
00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:47,648
Hey baby! Hey baby!
Hey you want a drink?
321
00:27:48,383 --> 00:27:51,788
Ha-ha! Hee-hee!
322
00:27:51,855 --> 00:27:56,065
You'd better pull over honey bun!
Yeah 'cause we're crazy.
323
00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:57,901
(laughs)
324
00:27:59,736 --> 00:28:02,642
What'll I do?
All right, hang a left.
325
00:28:12,528 --> 00:28:18,740
Uh, Quarry took a hard left
on to a rough dirt road. heading due north.
326
00:28:18,807 --> 00:28:21,645
They've turned.
and they're heading up to Route 66.
327
00:28:21,712 --> 00:28:26,255
Where the Velvet Net will be waiting
and bag 'em right here. See?
328
00:28:26,321 --> 00:28:32,766
She's taken my car up that lousy road?
What in the hell's wrong with that girl?
329
00:28:38,411 --> 00:28:42,351
Get back on the road man!
Get off my case! I'm driving!
330
00:28:42,384 --> 00:28:43,555
Aw, man.
331
00:28:49,364 --> 00:28:52,569
Stay on the road!
I am. I am! Give me a break!
332
00:28:52,636 --> 00:28:53,674
Oh, no!
333
00:28:56,378 --> 00:29:00,484
Oh, man! Lost the brakes!
It don't matter. Just keep on going.
334
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:07,334
The steering's gone!
Oh. shit!
335
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,160
It stopped. Maybe we can fix it.
336
00:29:26,938 --> 00:29:28,205
Probably not.
337
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,746
No sign of 'em. Must have had car trouble.
338
00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:32,846
Good.
339
00:29:32,913 --> 00:29:37,691
I am not in the service of the law
but in the service of the Lord.
340
00:29:37,758 --> 00:29:42,766
If you doubt my word just look up my son.
341
00:29:42,832 --> 00:29:46,307
Get your answer from the heavens.
342
00:29:54,522 --> 00:29:56,359
Eagle 1.
343
00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:03,973
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
344
00:30:05,442 --> 00:30:09,048
Shut off your engine for Jesus my son.
345
00:30:09,115 --> 00:30:12,756
Know the joy of coasting for Christ.
346
00:30:12,823 --> 00:30:16,230
We'll just stay on these side roads now
and we got it made.
347
00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:22,173
Velvet Net is spread.
348
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:46,255
(honking)
349
00:30:53,065 --> 00:30:57,409
You'd better move your tail Charlie
or you're gonna get it bent!
350
00:30:57,442 --> 00:31:00,446
All right now, don't panic.
This is gonna work.
351
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,584
NOW!
352
00:31:07,828 --> 00:31:11,367
Number two's swinging to the left
but keep him off the road.
353
00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:14,208
Car three get behind him!
354
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,482
Where the hell are they?
355
00:31:19,548 --> 00:31:22,622
I thought you were watching them.
356
00:31:25,963 --> 00:31:29,268
Think I'm gonna throw up.
I think I see 'em. I'm zeroing in.
357
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:30,605
Ha-ha!
358
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,441
We got him now!
359
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,479
(crash)
360
00:31:43,631 --> 00:31:45,734
(coughing)
361
00:32:13,788 --> 00:32:17,060
Boy. Slinker's gonna be pissed.
362
00:32:35,762 --> 00:32:40,236
Yeah yeah, the drivers are OK.
But the cars are totaled!
363
00:32:40,269 --> 00:32:44,546
I wish you could see this Ned.
Ned, the cars are all sandwiched together.
364
00:32:44,612 --> 00:32:47,484
Shut up and stay with the Quarry.
How's the car?
365
00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:50,322
Couldn't be better.
That's a hell of a set of wheels.
366
00:32:50,388 --> 00:32:53,529
Well, we're going mobile.
I'll stay in touch. Base 1 out.
367
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:55,031
Pack the van.
368
00:32:55,097 --> 00:32:57,203
(phone beeps)
369
00:33:00,843 --> 00:33:02,545
Hello?
370
00:33:02,612 --> 00:33:07,056
How's everything? You and the Rolls?
371
00:33:07,088 --> 00:33:08,891
We're both fine.
372
00:33:08,923 --> 00:33:12,263
Paula. I'd feel an awful lot better
about everything
373
00:33:12,297 --> 00:33:15,537
if you'd just turn around
and come back home.
374
00:33:16,473 --> 00:33:19,376
Dad...
I want you well married.
375
00:33:19,443 --> 00:33:22,482
Your mother and I have always
had that dream.
376
00:33:22,549 --> 00:33:25,055
Well, my dream is marrying Sam Freeman.
377
00:33:25,122 --> 00:33:28,494
Well, that's... that's a damned lousy dream!
378
00:33:28,561 --> 00:33:32,402
It's a great dream
and that's what I'm gonna do.
379
00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:41,953
Keep it steady. I'm gonna talk her over.
380
00:33:45,729 --> 00:33:47,365
Pull it over lady.
381
00:33:47,432 --> 00:33:52,173
Look, you pull it over
and I'll have the DA take it easy on you.
382
00:33:59,185 --> 00:34:01,090
(honks)
383
00:34:05,634 --> 00:34:07,636
(Woman) Get the door.
384
00:34:20,628 --> 00:34:22,130
Here comes our ride.
385
00:34:22,197 --> 00:34:24,034
Hey! Hey!
Here!
386
00:34:24,101 --> 00:34:26,407
Hey hey hey!
Wait! No!
387
00:34:30,177 --> 00:34:33,719
The black and yellow pickup on the radio!
The Hedge-face dude!
388
00:34:33,786 --> 00:34:38,460
Yeah, but there's a pig mobile after him.
For 25 thou. we can spring him!
389
00:34:39,496 --> 00:34:40,932
I've got it.
390
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,677
Because of hundreds of sympathetic calls.
Because you the public demanded
391
00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:49,481
to know more about
those fabulous Vegas-bound lovers.
392
00:34:49,514 --> 00:34:54,759
I am taking a command flight
to the scene of that momentous chase.
393
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,797
Somewhere out there on the desert.
394
00:34:56,864 --> 00:35:00,670
Two young lovers are puffing their lives
on the line
395
00:35:00,737 --> 00:35:04,911
and are defying the World
in their bid for togetherness.
396
00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:11,157
So stay tuned to Ten-Q.
This is Squirrely Curly going aloft.
397
00:35:24,148 --> 00:35:27,422
Ten-Q listens to you
398
00:35:27,454 --> 00:35:30,994
Yeah. Ten-Q listens to you
399
00:35:31,061 --> 00:35:34,068
Leave it right here
400
00:35:34,135 --> 00:35:35,135
I Ten-Q...
401
00:35:35,804 --> 00:35:38,675
Hold her steady! I'm going in!
402
00:35:41,047 --> 00:35:43,186
Get your foot out of my crotch!
403
00:35:43,253 --> 00:35:45,288
I'm boarding this Bug lady.
404
00:35:45,355 --> 00:35:46,458
Oh!!
405
00:35:57,045 --> 00:35:59,481
All right, out of the car!
You're under arrest!
406
00:35:59,514 --> 00:36:01,619
And you are an obscene person!
407
00:36:03,090 --> 00:36:06,731
Ah now. That's assaulting an officer!
408
00:36:17,016 --> 00:36:20,454
All right! All right! All right!
409
00:36:22,190 --> 00:36:25,900
All right! You have a right to an attorney.
You have the right to remain silent.
410
00:36:25,932 --> 00:36:31,842
If you cannot afford an attorney one will
be provided for you. Do you understand?
411
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,623
Whoo!
412
00:36:38,688 --> 00:36:41,929
You think you can hotwire this mother?
No necito man.
413
00:36:41,996 --> 00:36:44,201
El key-o in el ignition-ario.
414
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:47,873
You crack me up when you talk Mexican.
Ee-hee!
415
00:36:50,177 --> 00:36:52,181
(engine starts)
416
00:36:56,858 --> 00:37:00,699
Hey! Dirty rotten underhanded cruds!
417
00:37:00,733 --> 00:37:04,539
(Woman) You couldn't wait
could you Mr. Everhard?
418
00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:07,846
(yelling)
419
00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:23,309
(Curly Q) The Honeymoon Camper
brings the total to ten in the last two hours.
420
00:37:23,376 --> 00:37:26,882
That's grand theft auto
on a rather grand scale.
421
00:37:26,949 --> 00:37:28,951
It all seems to be somehow connected
422
00:37:29,018 --> 00:37:33,327
to the Paula Powers-Sam Freeman
love flight to Vegas.
423
00:37:35,396 --> 00:37:42,242
I'm gonna bust this crime spree if I have
to go all the way to Las Vegas to do it!
424
00:37:42,277 --> 00:37:44,648
Sin City, here we come! Whoo!
425
00:37:44,715 --> 00:37:46,753
(all cheering)
426
00:37:52,862 --> 00:37:55,402
All right, all right. Listen to this.
427
00:37:55,469 --> 00:37:59,844
There once was a girl from LA
who was determined to go all the way.
428
00:37:59,909 --> 00:38:02,581
Sam!
To Vegas. All the way to Vegas.
429
00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:03,885
Right.
430
00:38:03,952 --> 00:38:08,960
Uh her mother screamed “no"
her father yelled “whoa".
431
00:38:08,994 --> 00:38:11,132
But they married the first day of May.
432
00:38:11,199 --> 00:38:13,704
Oh. that's nice.
Thank you.
433
00:38:14,304 --> 00:38:16,943
And then they rolled in the hay.
434
00:38:17,010 --> 00:38:19,045
Oh yes! Yes!
435
00:38:19,112 --> 00:38:23,789
Ladies and gentlemen you have just heard
it a sexy rhyme from Miss Paula Powers.
436
00:38:23,856 --> 00:38:25,492
Miss Powers. Miss Powers.
437
00:38:25,561 --> 00:38:28,931
Please tell me, what brought on
this sudden case of the hots?
438
00:38:28,998 --> 00:38:33,742
Well. I guess I... I just love you.
439
00:38:35,010 --> 00:38:36,447
I love you too.
440
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:40,387
(radio) What you gonna do
when she says goodbye ?
441
00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:43,829
Whoa!
442
00:38:49,103 --> 00:38:50,842
Whoa.
443
00:38:50,907 --> 00:38:53,947
I'd better keep control of myself.
Yeah.
444
00:38:54,014 --> 00:38:56,519
Only when you're driving though.
445
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:06,438
How many killed?
Nobody's hurt but we need a ride.
446
00:39:06,505 --> 00:39:08,507
(laughs)
447
00:39:09,675 --> 00:39:12,146
Think you got film in your camera?
Yeah. sure.
448
00:39:12,181 --> 00:39:15,889
Well I want a picture of this.
That's the damnedest wreck I ever saw.
449
00:39:15,922 --> 00:39:19,829
People ain't gonna believe this.
I'll take one of you, you take one of me.
450
00:39:19,862 --> 00:39:23,771
You can take all the pictures you want.
Thank you.
451
00:39:28,878 --> 00:39:30,884
Let's try one right here.
Yeah. OK.
452
00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:33,188
Look this way.
453
00:39:33,255 --> 00:39:35,793
OK. Cock your head a little.
454
00:39:35,860 --> 00:39:38,297
That's it.
455
00:39:38,364 --> 00:39:40,300
Hey. where you going?
456
00:39:40,367 --> 00:39:42,038
(laughs)
457
00:39:42,103 --> 00:39:43,309
Drive carefully!
458
00:39:45,277 --> 00:39:47,682
Velvet Net leader to Base 1.
459
00:39:48,550 --> 00:39:49,751
What do you want?
460
00:39:49,786 --> 00:39:52,824
We've acquired a four-wheel-drive vehicle
and are mobile again.
461
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:56,400
They're mobile again.
Oh, they're mobile. Big deal.
462
00:39:57,101 --> 00:39:58,969
You're a good bunch of men.
463
00:39:59,036 --> 00:40:01,307
We're a good bunch of men.
464
00:40:03,447 --> 00:40:07,786
I suggest you try gaining time by taking
that four-Wheel drive job cross country.
465
00:40:07,853 --> 00:40:11,661
Roger, Base 1.
We'll give it the old college try.
466
00:40:14,532 --> 00:40:16,704
Yahoo!
467
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:23,784
Any of you out there seen a Rolls or a
black and yellow pickup come on back.
468
00:40:23,818 --> 00:40:28,893
(Woman) Mm howdy Flying Cottage
this is Hotpants.
469
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,831
I saw a rig like that
running north toward Kelso.
470
00:40:31,898 --> 00:40:33,070
That's probably him!
471
00:40:33,137 --> 00:40:37,710
I'm headed down to Essex
for a little skinny-dip party.
472
00:40:37,777 --> 00:40:40,213
Like to have some fun?
473
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,385
Jesus bet your buns Hotpants!
474
00:40:42,452 --> 00:40:47,195
No. Would you just get off the radio man
and start looking for that road to Kelso?
475
00:40:47,262 --> 00:40:50,333
Next time Hotpants next time.
476
00:40:53,541 --> 00:40:57,081
You know, I believe I've seen that girl
on television. Uh...
477
00:40:57,148 --> 00:41:00,186
What's her name?
Paula Powers.
478
00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:04,260
Paula Powers? No. I don't believe
I ever heard of her before.
479
00:41:04,327 --> 00:41:07,300
Well, I guess I got my head
up my rectum again.
480
00:41:07,367 --> 00:41:09,135
Hmm.
481
00:41:12,009 --> 00:41:13,913
There they go.
482
00:41:13,980 --> 00:41:17,786
Follow that car.
I always love saying that.
483
00:41:20,793 --> 00:41:26,237
I want you to stop a black and yellow Rolls-
Royce at the bridge. Do you hear me?
484
00:41:30,275 --> 00:41:33,583
All right, Max! Now get outta here!
Whoa-eel
485
00:41:33,617 --> 00:41:35,253
25 Gs.
486
00:41:40,530 --> 00:41:43,936
Oh. get me out of this godforsaken desert.
487
00:41:54,489 --> 00:41:56,461
This is getting a little out of hand.
488
00:41:56,527 --> 00:42:01,168
All right. All right now. Come on.
Straighten that wire out there.
489
00:42:01,202 --> 00:42:03,842
Come on boy! Move!
We ain't got all day.
490
00:42:07,215 --> 00:42:10,554
I've had it with this guy.
Pull over and I'm gonna punch him out.
491
00:42:10,621 --> 00:42:13,726
No, I'm not gonna pull over
so you can punch him out.
492
00:42:19,202 --> 00:42:21,673
Hold it. Hold it.
493
00:42:23,478 --> 00:42:25,347
NOW!
494
00:42:26,885 --> 00:42:28,521
Come on! Now!
495
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:40,577
Jesus. Did you see that?
496
00:42:42,612 --> 00:42:47,023
Sweet Lord Jesus Max, if he ain't dead
he's gonna kill us!
497
00:42:51,130 --> 00:42:55,773
Their tails are worth $25,000!
Some crazy rich kids. Go after it!
498
00:42:59,679 --> 00:43:03,554
Let's go! Come on you egg-brained
offsprings! I'm gonna kill you both!
499
00:43:04,956 --> 00:43:08,230
We're a good bunch of men. (laughs)
500
00:43:09,498 --> 00:43:11,969
Yes! Yes! It must be them.
501
00:43:12,003 --> 00:43:15,577
Ladies and gentlemen
we have overtaken the Rolls-Royce.
502
00:43:15,644 --> 00:43:19,918
This could be one of the most electrifying
moments in radio history.
503
00:43:19,985 --> 00:43:25,094
Paula Powers and Sam Freeman are
directly beneath me at this moment.
504
00:43:25,161 --> 00:43:27,733
streaking across the desert Wasteland.
505
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,907
(Collins) I'm ahead of them.
How did I get ahead of them?
506
00:43:30,972 --> 00:43:35,081
Bless you son!
My prayers have been answered.
507
00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:36,784
Oh my God!
508
00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:43,398
Lord help you boy!
I will catch up with you.
509
00:43:44,199 --> 00:43:46,168
Lord help you boy.
510
00:43:48,438 --> 00:43:51,579
(Curly Q) The black and white car 47
seems to be
511
00:43:51,644 --> 00:43:55,588
pursuing Collins Hedgeworth
in the black and yellow pickup.
512
00:43:55,653 --> 00:43:59,793
They are gunning directly
at the Rolls-Royce.
513
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:03,969
The road is blocked.
A collision seems inevitable!
514
00:44:04,036 --> 00:44:06,342
You're bananas. Pull off!
515
00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:10,882
Yaah!
516
00:44:34,159 --> 00:44:36,632
Hallelujah! Whoo!
517
00:44:40,472 --> 00:44:43,344
Let me go! I gotta stop my fiancée!
518
00:44:43,411 --> 00:44:47,985
It is God's will that I caught you
and God's will that I collect.
519
00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:52,996
All right. Help me stop my fiancée.
and you'll get it all.
520
00:44:53,063 --> 00:44:55,065
$50,000.
521
00:44:56,302 --> 00:44:58,304
Swear on the bible.
I swear!
522
00:44:58,338 --> 00:44:59,875
Amen!
523
00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:02,179
Let's go. Come on brother.
524
00:45:02,246 --> 00:45:06,356
Let's go.
We'll build us a whole tabernacle.
525
00:45:06,422 --> 00:45:11,130
It's impossible to know what transpired
between the two.
526
00:45:11,197 --> 00:45:13,902
But the preacher is driving car 47.
527
00:45:13,969 --> 00:45:18,510
Not back to Los Angeles.
but north toward the highway 68.
528
00:45:18,543 --> 00:45:22,416
Is it possible they're going
in pursuit of Paula Powers?
529
00:45:22,449 --> 00:45:24,454
I would guess yes!
530
00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:28,596
We're almost at 68. Let me have the wheel
so we can move this cracker box!
531
00:45:28,663 --> 00:45:29,797
Piss off!
532
00:45:33,873 --> 00:45:38,215
Eagle 1, give me an estimation
of their ground speed.
533
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,420
Over the CB.
534
00:45:40,485 --> 00:45:44,293
Well. that's a toughie, Ned.
Speed can vary so much.
535
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:48,233
This is Bigby Powers.
Will you answer the question?
536
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:51,840
No more than 60 on an average.
That's all we wanted to know.
537
00:45:53,545 --> 00:45:56,951
I got something hot. I'm gonna go with this.
Put me on the air now.
538
00:45:56,985 --> 00:45:58,987
Break into the record.
539
00:46:02,126 --> 00:46:04,731
Ladies and gentlemen.
In a shocking discovery
540
00:46:04,797 --> 00:46:06,869
I have just learned that Paula Powers
541
00:46:06,936 --> 00:46:11,710
is the daughter of multimillionaire
gubernatorial candidate Bigby Powers.
542
00:46:11,777 --> 00:46:13,016
That's true.
543
00:46:13,081 --> 00:46:15,284
And that he himself is involved in a plot
544
00:46:15,351 --> 00:46:18,623
to stop his daughter
from marrying Sam Freeman.
545
00:46:18,690 --> 00:46:22,697
He has a chopper in the air.
numerous agents in the field
546
00:46:22,764 --> 00:46:25,773
that can close in on the Rolls-Royce
at any moment
547
00:46:25,806 --> 00:46:31,282
and wrest young Paula from her lover
thus ending this bizarre odyssey.
548
00:46:31,315 --> 00:46:35,356
Now, for you folks at home who would like
to follow the action on your maps.
549
00:46:35,425 --> 00:46:37,193
Find highway 68.
550
00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:42,735
Now Paula and Sam are ten miles
north of Cima headed toward that road.
551
00:46:42,802 --> 00:46:46,778
Now back to the station
for more music, facts and facts
552
00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:50,820
as I stand by on the Ten-Q sky-watch.
553
00:46:50,885 --> 00:46:52,788
(telephone rings)
554
00:46:52,855 --> 00:46:54,994
Thank you for calling
The Curly Q Brown Show.
555
00:46:55,059 --> 00:46:58,266
I wanna talk to Mr. Brown.
Well. Mr. Brown's in the air.
556
00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:00,639
I know he's in the air.
This is Sam Freeman.
557
00:47:00,672 --> 00:47:03,510
Sam Freeman? I'll patch you right in.
558
00:47:06,317 --> 00:47:09,688
Sam Freeman, the man of the moment.
How you doing. Sam?
559
00:47:09,721 --> 00:47:11,791
You're full of crap. You know that Curly?
560
00:47:11,858 --> 00:47:15,065
You wish us good luck
and then you tell everybody where we are.
561
00:47:15,132 --> 00:47:17,403
Sam...
I want you to cut it out.
562
00:47:17,469 --> 00:47:20,777
Sam, you created this situation.
I didn't.
563
00:47:20,842 --> 00:47:25,117
But you went through a lot of trouble
to make it a great human interest story.
564
00:47:25,184 --> 00:47:27,956
Now you're broadcasting
to the whole world.
565
00:47:28,023 --> 00:47:29,759
“Right down here ladies and gentlemen.
566
00:47:29,826 --> 00:47:34,034
Stop the Vegas-bound lovers
and hit the $25,000 jackpot.“
567
00:47:34,068 --> 00:47:37,141
You're hovering up there
like a vulture hoping for a wreck.
568
00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:41,014
Well, if you have it. I'm gonna report it.
569
00:47:41,047 --> 00:47:44,989
Because every time you turn around
and fart it's news.
570
00:47:45,021 --> 00:47:48,762
You say anything you want
but just don't pinpoint us on the map.
571
00:47:48,829 --> 00:47:52,302
I've been in radio a long time kiddo
572
00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:55,710
and you just don't let
something like this go by.
573
00:47:55,777 --> 00:47:57,813
It's just too big.
574
00:47:59,014 --> 00:48:03,791
(announcer) We interrupt this broadcast
for a special bulletin from Curly Q Brown.
575
00:48:03,858 --> 00:48:06,130
Hello again!
576
00:48:06,163 --> 00:48:10,001
I've just been in contact
with Paul Powers and Sam Freeman
577
00:48:10,036 --> 00:48:13,476
and God bless 'em they're doing fine.
578
00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:17,684
And incidentally they're streaking towards
highway 68 and the Nevada border
579
00:48:17,751 --> 00:48:18,885
at this very moment.
580
00:48:18,952 --> 00:48:21,291
What an ass.
They're a little distraught...
581
00:48:21,358 --> 00:48:23,329
That's great, Curly. Just great.
582
00:48:23,396 --> 00:48:26,034
(Curly Q) Wait just a minute.
583
00:48:26,101 --> 00:48:31,677
Ladies and gentlemen, Sam Freeman
is leaning out of the Rolls-Royce.
584
00:48:32,478 --> 00:48:35,652
He's making a friendly gesture at me!
585
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:41,028
I'm waving back.
What a sportsman young Sam is.
586
00:48:41,061 --> 00:48:43,835
Oh, yeah. I got you spotted Base 1.
587
00:48:44,335 --> 00:48:49,110
You're approximately, uh...
three miles from the junction.
588
00:48:50,713 --> 00:48:54,019
It looks close.
I think you got a shot at beating 'em.
589
00:48:54,086 --> 00:48:57,193
We are on 68.
590
00:48:58,862 --> 00:49:02,402
They're approaching from the side road.
591
00:49:02,467 --> 00:49:06,010
Get them bottled right here.
All we have to do is cork it.
592
00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:08,079
Quarry is gaining.
593
00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:11,353
Kick this tin can in the ass. Kick it!
594
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:16,128
I have cracked the code
on another secret transmission.
595
00:49:16,163 --> 00:49:21,639
There is a dramatic confrontation brewing
out here in this barren, desolate area
596
00:49:21,672 --> 00:49:25,914
as that wealthy tyrant and would-be
governor Bigby Powers is racing
597
00:49:25,981 --> 00:49:29,920
to personally intercept his daughter
as she and Sam Freeman emerge
598
00:49:29,987 --> 00:49:33,563
from the back roads of the desert
off the Highway 68.
599
00:49:33,628 --> 00:49:38,871
It is a race to the junction
as the stakes are high.
600
00:49:38,938 --> 00:49:41,210
Both vehicles are flat-out.
601
00:49:41,275 --> 00:49:44,916
This is a contest.
not just between father and daughter
602
00:49:44,983 --> 00:49:48,922
but between the forces of power
and oppression on one side
603
00:49:48,956 --> 00:49:52,262
and romance and free will on the other.
604
00:49:52,295 --> 00:49:54,668
They may be outrunning you.
605
00:49:54,702 --> 00:49:57,740
They have got to be stopped.
606
00:49:57,807 --> 00:49:59,643
Swoop in and slow them down.
607
00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:02,047
Swoop in, Ned?
That's right.
608
00:50:10,532 --> 00:50:15,742
The whirlybird has pulled out of its dive
and is playing a veritable game of chicken
609
00:50:15,809 --> 00:50:19,079
with those two courageous kids
in the Rolls-Royce.
610
00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:30,503
Make another pass at them.
611
00:50:45,164 --> 00:50:47,536
(Curly Q) They're going closer.
612
00:50:47,603 --> 00:50:51,143
Don't worry! They'll pull off!
Don't worry. They'll pull off.
613
00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:55,385
Neither will give an inch.
Oh my God, they're gonna crash!
614
00:50:59,023 --> 00:51:02,362
And the Whirlybird is a chickie bird!
615
00:51:02,396 --> 00:51:07,873
Those two nervy young lovers
unflinchingly held their own.
616
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:11,481
I did it. I did it! I kicked his butt!
617
00:51:11,547 --> 00:51:17,393
Yes, they've Won this lap but who knows
what the next "power" play will bring us?
618
00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:21,166
What will that thin ribbon of highway
to Vegas lead to?
619
00:51:21,233 --> 00:51:25,842
Perhaps everlasting happiness
or perhaps tragedy.
620
00:51:29,313 --> 00:51:33,690
I want results. Do you hear that, Slinker?
I want results!
621
00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:36,864
All right... l'm playing the ace.
622
00:51:36,929 --> 00:51:39,934
It may be a little messy
but you'll get your results.
623
00:52:06,887 --> 00:52:08,889
Your call, sir.
624
00:52:12,094 --> 00:52:13,099
Yes?
625
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:18,440
Sir, this is Ned Slinker.
Ned Slinker from Los Angeles.
626
00:52:18,507 --> 00:52:20,579
I need help, sir.
627
00:52:20,646 --> 00:52:23,318
Ned, you're a nice person.
628
00:52:23,385 --> 00:52:26,757
But it bothers me that you only call me
when you're in trouble.
629
00:52:26,824 --> 00:52:30,931
We've got the momentum now, Sam, and
we're gonna do it. We're going all the way!
630
00:52:30,998 --> 00:52:34,137
I'm gonna beat him to Vegas
and I'm gonna get married.
631
00:52:34,172 --> 00:52:37,177
Then let him look at the scoreboard.
632
00:52:38,713 --> 00:52:40,248
Aren't you excited?
633
00:52:40,315 --> 00:52:43,023
Beating your old man
doesn't make my day, you know.
634
00:52:43,090 --> 00:52:46,195
It would if you knew him like I do.
lt's a circus, Paula.
635
00:52:46,262 --> 00:52:49,365
We got a cockamamie circus on our hands.
636
00:52:49,431 --> 00:52:52,070
My client may be the next governor
of California.
637
00:52:52,137 --> 00:52:55,947
Ned, I'll give you the men.
638
00:53:28,074 --> 00:53:31,813
Hurry up! I want that $25,000.
639
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:37,358
Ram that Rolls-Royce off the road faster
you feather-headed... Faster. faster. faster!
640
00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:42,634
Keep it steady.
Now we gonna have a bang-up time.
641
00:53:57,829 --> 00:54:01,704
Dynamite! Those nuts!
They're throwing dynamite!
642
00:54:13,327 --> 00:54:16,467
You friggin' fruit stand!
643
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,931
(Paula) There's a cop.
644
00:54:32,998 --> 00:54:36,704
Good! He's gonna get 'em.
Unless they get us first.
645
00:55:02,152 --> 00:55:03,755
(siren)
646
00:55:09,565 --> 00:55:13,108
Jeez! Just keep swerving!
I am! I am!
647
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,365
You cockamamie Kojak!
648
00:56:10,483 --> 00:56:12,217
God, what a mess.
649
00:56:12,284 --> 00:56:14,422
Well, we made it didn't we?
650
00:56:17,628 --> 00:56:20,402
(Curly Q) I repeat they are in Nevada.
651
00:56:20,469 --> 00:56:25,411
The $25,000 reward is still up for grabs
as no one seems able
652
00:56:25,445 --> 00:56:30,018
to stop Sam Freeman
and his hard-driving lovely Paula Powers.
653
00:56:30,052 --> 00:56:32,389
(overlapping chatter)
654
00:56:35,228 --> 00:56:37,733
Pass the glue, man.
655
00:56:41,775 --> 00:56:45,081
(speaks Spanish) Let's go get that Rolls.
656
00:56:45,148 --> 00:56:47,452
That's them. Peel out.
(Woman) Come on.
657
00:56:47,519 --> 00:56:50,826
That's them! Let's go. Let's go!
658
00:56:50,893 --> 00:56:53,731
I couldn't care less
what my father thinks about you.
659
00:56:53,798 --> 00:56:57,972
This thing between you and him makes me
feel like I'm the man in the middle.
660
00:56:58,039 --> 00:57:00,141
I am. I'm the man in the middle.
661
00:57:03,317 --> 00:57:06,989
Keep going! Don't stop! Don't stop!
662
00:57:07,056 --> 00:57:09,425
You're a good bunch of men.
663
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:12,766
We're a good bunch of men. (laughs)
664
00:57:13,702 --> 00:57:17,175
Sam, why are you dragging your feet?
Dragging my feet?
665
00:57:17,242 --> 00:57:21,317
I'm headed for the church at 100 miles an
hour. You can't call that dragging my feet.
666
00:57:21,382 --> 00:57:24,322
I don't like your attitude.
What do you expect? Dog tricks?
667
00:57:24,389 --> 00:57:27,128
Bigby Powers has brought in
more manpower
668
00:57:27,195 --> 00:57:29,998
under the code name of "Vegas Muscle"
669
00:57:30,065 --> 00:57:36,514
to prevent Paula and Sam from reaching
Vegas and ever realizing their dream.
670
00:57:41,155 --> 00:57:45,364
Vegas Muscle in position
one mile beyond the city limits.
671
00:57:46,298 --> 00:57:50,505
I'm just telling you that it was handled
all wrong from the very beginning.
672
00:57:50,572 --> 00:57:52,911
It couldn't have been handled
any other way.
673
00:57:52,978 --> 00:57:55,882
Bullshit! That is total bullshit!
674
00:58:10,677 --> 00:58:13,684
Do you wanna go through with this or not?
675
00:58:24,070 --> 00:58:25,806
Well?
676
00:58:25,873 --> 00:58:30,382
Well, I don't think it should be what I want
or what you want.
677
00:58:31,115 --> 00:58:34,222
I just think it should be what we want.
What's right for us.
678
00:58:34,289 --> 00:58:36,860
That's what I've been trying to do.
Yeah?
679
00:58:36,927 --> 00:58:41,034
You took your father's car. You didn't
work it out with your ex-fiancé...
680
00:58:41,068 --> 00:58:42,702
He was never my fiancé.
681
00:58:42,737 --> 00:58:46,077
Whatever he was
he turned the whole thing into a carnival!
682
00:58:46,112 --> 00:58:48,981
On top of that,
you refuse to change our destination.
683
00:58:49,016 --> 00:58:51,755
Even though we got all these nuts
out trying to stop us.
684
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:57,432
Now, let me tell you something -
that was not us making those decisions.
685
00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,170
You're really making me mad, Sam.
686
00:59:02,945 --> 00:59:06,251
They have made a radical left-hand turn
in the town of Henderson
687
00:59:06,318 --> 00:59:07,952
and have vanished.
688
00:59:08,018 --> 00:59:11,726
Are they planning to marry here
instead of Vegas?
689
00:59:12,393 --> 00:59:14,898
Reverse your direction, damn it!
690
00:59:14,931 --> 00:59:17,737
You watch your trash mouth, boy!
691
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:35,273
Did you ever think that as soon as you get
over the excitement of defying your dad...
692
00:59:35,338 --> 00:59:37,175
Sam...
Let me just say this
693
00:59:37,242 --> 00:59:39,945
because this has been bothering me.
694
00:59:41,115 --> 00:59:45,625
Did you ever think that you might miss
being rich? Because let me tell you -
695
00:59:45,692 --> 00:59:49,998
I couldn't care less about big cars
or mansions or making a million dollars.
696
00:59:50,032 --> 00:59:53,139
I couldn't either!
I don't care about those things.
697
00:59:53,206 --> 00:59:56,646
Yes, you do.
You grew up with those things.
698
00:59:56,679 --> 01:00:00,117
You're gonna miss those things.
lt's gonna bug you to be poor.
699
01:00:00,184 --> 01:00:04,260
Why are you so worried
about money and my father?
700
01:00:04,327 --> 01:00:10,003
I thought we decided to get married.
Now you seem to have changed your mind.
701
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,012
Well, hell.
702
01:00:16,048 --> 01:00:18,318
We went this far.
Let's just go through with it.
703
01:00:18,385 --> 01:00:19,755
No!
704
01:00:19,788 --> 01:00:22,460
You go on without me.
705
01:00:22,492 --> 01:00:25,635
Will you get in the car?
Forget it!
706
01:00:25,668 --> 01:00:28,170
He really spoiled it for us.
707
01:00:28,838 --> 01:00:32,311
Paula, get in this car.
No!
708
01:00:32,344 --> 01:00:34,516
Not until we make a decision.
709
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,922
Now, if you don't have faith in our love.
710
01:00:37,989 --> 01:00:41,664
If you don't think it strong enough
to overcome the obstacles.
711
01:00:41,730 --> 01:00:43,702
Then we shouldn't bother.
712
01:00:43,768 --> 01:00:46,474
The whole thing wasn't worth it.
713
01:01:05,376 --> 01:01:08,815
Do you really wanna go to Las Vegas
and get married?
714
01:01:10,753 --> 01:01:12,824
Are you asking me?
715
01:01:15,094 --> 01:01:16,764
I'm asking.
716
01:01:18,632 --> 01:01:20,871
I do.
717
01:01:33,797 --> 01:01:36,001
Let's go then.
718
01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:06,293
Eagle 1 to Base 1.
719
01:02:06,326 --> 01:02:09,096
We've flushed the Quarry.
720
01:02:21,186 --> 01:02:23,557
There it is! There's my car.
721
01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:25,929
Come on, stay with 'em!
Harold...
722
01:02:25,996 --> 01:02:27,431
Get on their ass!
723
01:02:27,498 --> 01:02:30,068
(both yelling)
724
01:02:30,135 --> 01:02:33,143
You ram the car and I'll grab her.
725
01:02:33,943 --> 01:02:36,182
Charge!
726
01:02:36,215 --> 01:02:37,951
(yelling)
727
01:02:38,719 --> 01:02:41,157
Hang on.
728
01:02:59,826 --> 01:03:01,963
Phony cops.
729
01:03:02,697 --> 01:03:04,702
Yea-haw!
730
01:03:07,474 --> 01:03:12,148
Hurry up you little bastards.
Railroad that Rolls-Royce!
731
01:03:12,181 --> 01:03:14,253
Hallelujah!
732
01:03:30,284 --> 01:03:31,853
Sit tight.
733
01:03:37,130 --> 01:03:39,199
They killed my Rolls!
734
01:03:39,233 --> 01:03:40,905
You OK?
735
01:03:40,938 --> 01:03:44,244
Sam, you were great.
736
01:03:47,483 --> 01:03:50,856
Oh sweet Jesus, preserve this machine.
737
01:03:59,606 --> 01:04:02,510
We blew the tail feathers
right off that smokey's ass.
738
01:04:04,815 --> 01:04:07,054
Jesus Christ!
739
01:04:13,367 --> 01:04:15,838
Are you all right? Are you all right?
740
01:04:15,871 --> 01:04:18,574
Preacher, take the wheel. Take the wheel.
741
01:04:18,608 --> 01:04:20,679
Ice cream?
742
01:04:20,746 --> 01:04:22,047
Hey!
743
01:04:24,052 --> 01:04:25,257
Hey!
744
01:04:25,923 --> 01:04:29,496
Hey! That's my truck!
Out of the way, you clown!
745
01:04:29,563 --> 01:04:31,699
(yelling)
746
01:04:39,849 --> 01:04:42,420
You lousy scumbags!
747
01:04:52,072 --> 01:04:54,077
Here they come.
748
01:05:01,757 --> 01:05:03,795
Hold it steady. I can't focus.
749
01:05:05,365 --> 01:05:08,003
(Sam) Great. The 6:00 news.
750
01:05:12,746 --> 01:05:15,751
(sirens Wailing)
751
01:05:15,818 --> 01:05:17,954
They're all over us.
752
01:05:24,034 --> 01:05:29,409
All right, I'm gonna knock out the front
tires and youse guys grab 'em.
753
01:05:35,356 --> 01:05:38,960
Vegas Muscle has blocked off Highway 95
and waits
754
01:05:39,027 --> 01:05:42,634
poised like a cobra.
to catch Paula and Sam.
755
01:05:42,704 --> 01:05:45,842
What a dilemma for these lovebirds to face!
756
01:05:53,289 --> 01:05:55,193
I can't see 'em.
757
01:06:01,637 --> 01:06:05,847
Let us grab her
and we'll divvy up the reward with ya!
758
01:06:10,356 --> 01:06:14,195
Two courageous kids
facing overwhelming odds
759
01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:16,967
and possible tragedy at every turn.
760
01:06:17,635 --> 01:06:20,775
All right, the news truck gets it first.
761
01:06:22,043 --> 01:06:23,981
There's no way through there.
762
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,322
(I ice-cream truck music plays)
763
01:06:36,338 --> 01:06:37,373
Yee-hee!
764
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:41,280
Hurry up!
Go on, get after that Rolls-Royce.
765
01:06:42,985 --> 01:06:47,958
Eagle 1, Give us some air support.
Get down there and harass them!
766
01:06:49,461 --> 01:06:52,737
Eagle 1, I just gave you a direct order.
Do you read me?
767
01:06:52,804 --> 01:06:55,407
Base 1, do you read this?
768
01:06:57,077 --> 01:06:58,411
You're fired!
769
01:06:59,146 --> 01:07:00,717
Ha-ha!
770
01:07:06,228 --> 01:07:10,067
Just on the outskirts of Las Vegas.
they have driven into a funnel.
771
01:07:10,101 --> 01:07:13,809
There is no turning back.
It's incredible what they've had to endure.
772
01:07:13,876 --> 01:07:16,414
Amazing that they've made it this far.
773
01:07:16,481 --> 01:07:20,052
Paula and Sam's plight has been
attracting nationwide attention.
774
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:21,322
Stop!
775
01:07:21,389 --> 01:07:23,594
...calls from all over the country -
776
01:07:23,661 --> 01:07:29,036
thousands of them, offering prayer,
money, health and much, much sympathy.
777
01:07:29,103 --> 01:07:31,876
(I ice-cream truck music playing)
778
01:07:35,048 --> 01:07:40,293
I don't like to be pessimistic but their
dream may be going right down the drain.
779
01:07:43,532 --> 01:07:48,507
(announcer) Due to the danger of this
event, remain clear of the north bleachers.
780
01:07:48,541 --> 01:07:53,018
Mind the kiddies 'cause we don't wanna
lose any future demolition derby fans now.
781
01:07:53,085 --> 01:07:56,190
All right, we're just about ready to go
and...
782
01:07:58,092 --> 01:08:03,603
Well, it looks like... it looks like
for the first time in demolition derby history
783
01:08:03,670 --> 01:08:06,342
you lucky fans
are gonna see a Rolls-Royce,
784
01:08:06,376 --> 01:08:11,184
a classic Rolls-Royce
destroyed, demolished
785
01:08:11,217 --> 01:08:14,356
and recycled before your very eyes.
786
01:08:15,327 --> 01:08:16,796
How do we get out of here?
787
01:08:16,828 --> 01:08:19,332
You'll need a tow truck.
788
01:08:19,365 --> 01:08:22,470
(announcer) Snuff Schultz has done it
one more time, folks.
789
01:08:22,537 --> 01:08:24,443
They're here and ready to start.
790
01:08:24,510 --> 01:08:26,715
After the Rolls! Right there, right there!
791
01:08:27,716 --> 01:08:29,083
Go get 'em boys!
792
01:08:29,150 --> 01:08:30,555
Wreck the Rolls!
793
01:08:39,371 --> 01:08:43,180
Now, by God, we got 'em.
Don't scratch the car.
794
01:08:53,899 --> 01:08:55,502
Oh. my God.
795
01:09:02,751 --> 01:09:05,421
They've blocked all the exits.
796
01:09:05,488 --> 01:09:07,324
We'll make a new one.
797
01:09:29,399 --> 01:09:31,869
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Yee-hee!
798
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:37,782
OK, the minute we catch her be prepared
to perform a simple but tasteful ceremony.
799
01:09:37,849 --> 01:09:40,720
50,000 hallelujahs!
800
01:09:47,201 --> 01:09:48,469
We can make it now!
801
01:09:52,878 --> 01:09:56,351
(Curly Q) Virtually every car
in the arena seems to be after him,
802
01:09:56,418 --> 01:09:59,622
eludin, twisting and turning!
803
01:09:59,689 --> 01:10:03,532
He's one heck of a driver
ladies and gentlemen.
804
01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:07,838
Look at that son of a bitch drive!
Oh shit.
805
01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:16,256
Watch where you're driving.
806
01:10:37,796 --> 01:10:39,332
Oh, oh.
807
01:10:40,435 --> 01:10:42,404
Now I got them all.
808
01:10:42,974 --> 01:10:45,177
OK lady, back on the bus.
809
01:10:45,244 --> 01:10:47,247
Piss off!
810
01:10:59,837 --> 01:11:01,474
(all talk at once)
811
01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:05,014
Hey we got it together here.
We just chillin' out.
812
01:11:05,081 --> 01:11:08,087
Oh, sweet Jesus!
813
01:11:11,193 --> 01:11:15,903
Goddamn you! You crazy...
814
01:11:27,423 --> 01:11:30,130
Oh my God.
815
01:11:33,136 --> 01:11:35,070
(Paula) Clear out!
816
01:11:39,078 --> 01:11:41,149
Oh my God!
817
01:11:55,744 --> 01:11:58,582
My car... My Rolls...
818
01:12:17,985 --> 01:12:19,121
(all) Ooh...
819
01:12:22,896 --> 01:12:25,601
There's an exit. An exit over there!
820
01:12:28,706 --> 01:12:31,412
(speaks Italian) Everybody out!
821
01:12:47,443 --> 01:12:50,615
(announcer) Ladies and gentlemen.
those kids are none other than
822
01:12:50,681 --> 01:12:56,293
Paula Powers and Sam Freeman,
the famous runaway lovers.
823
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,630
There he is!
824
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,136
Well, come on!
825
01:13:12,958 --> 01:13:16,631
(chanting) Paula and Sam! Paul and Sam!
826
01:13:16,698 --> 01:13:20,002
It looks as though Bigby Powers
will beat them to the exit.
827
01:13:20,069 --> 01:13:23,845
And that would mostly surely spell defeat
for Paula and Sam.
828
01:13:23,912 --> 01:13:26,784
(crowd) Paula and Sam! Paula and Sam!
829
01:13:26,850 --> 01:13:29,587
Paula and Sam! Paula and Sam!
830
01:13:29,889 --> 01:13:33,163
Paula and Sam! Paula and Sam!
831
01:13:33,229 --> 01:13:36,569
All right, I'll grab the girl.
You punch out the punk.
832
01:13:52,530 --> 01:13:55,605
Come on. Come on, get going.
Paula!
833
01:13:58,577 --> 01:14:00,614
Come on! Let's get 'em!
834
01:14:09,264 --> 01:14:12,301
(I ice-cream truck music
dying out and stops)
835
01:14:12,368 --> 01:14:15,007
(cheering)
836
01:14:16,412 --> 01:14:18,782
Paula!
Wait for me, boy!
837
01:14:18,814 --> 01:14:20,453
Remember my tabernacle!
838
01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:25,462
There he is!
There she is!
839
01:14:27,466 --> 01:14:29,469
Paula!
840
01:14:29,536 --> 01:14:31,907
Paula!
841
01:14:34,712 --> 01:14:38,886
This is the most incredible series of events
I have ever witnessed!
842
01:14:38,953 --> 01:14:43,229
The crowd is going crazy!
They love those kids!
843
01:14:43,296 --> 01:14:47,369
This is something I personally will never,
ever forget!
844
01:14:47,404 --> 01:14:52,244
Paula and Sam! Paula and Sam!
Paula and Sam!
845
01:14:52,278 --> 01:14:53,783
Paula!
846
01:14:53,815 --> 01:14:56,322
(chanting continues)
847
01:15:00,462 --> 01:15:03,135
(cheering)
848
01:15:04,903 --> 01:15:05,974
Paula!
849
01:15:06,039 --> 01:15:09,042
(cheering and booing)
850
01:15:21,368 --> 01:15:23,072
Come back here Paula!
851
01:15:47,851 --> 01:15:50,390
Paula!
852
01:15:50,457 --> 01:15:51,725
Collins!
853
01:15:51,792 --> 01:15:54,331
Mama!
854
01:15:55,030 --> 01:15:56,869
Collins!
855
01:15:58,070 --> 01:16:03,548
All right, everyone listen up.
This is Officer Norman Tad from Azusa.
856
01:16:03,615 --> 01:16:08,724
Call a paddy wagon because all of these
people are wanted for grand theft auto
857
01:16:08,791 --> 01:16:10,962
and I'm arresting every one!
858
01:16:12,329 --> 01:16:13,835
You lose, copper!
859
01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:16,908
I knocked him right on his el ass-ilito!
860
01:16:18,442 --> 01:16:20,747
I'm a man of God!
861
01:16:20,814 --> 01:16:22,182
I'll drive!
862
01:16:22,248 --> 01:16:24,587
Put me down! I've got an assignment!
863
01:16:26,893 --> 01:16:30,265
I'm Bigby Powers
and you guys are both in trouble!
864
01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:36,478
(I "Wedding Chorus" by Wagner)
865
01:16:49,033 --> 01:16:54,211
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
in a small, humble house of God
866
01:16:54,278 --> 01:16:57,050
to join you both in holy matrimony.
867
01:17:03,962 --> 01:17:07,670
Cage a mother up for no reason.
lt's criminal!
868
01:17:07,703 --> 01:17:10,275
All I want is to find my little...
869
01:17:11,277 --> 01:17:13,114
Booby!
870
01:17:13,181 --> 01:17:14,448
Mother!
871
01:17:14,515 --> 01:17:15,886
Mother! Mother!
Oh!
872
01:17:15,953 --> 01:17:19,658
Oh. your little Booby loves you!
Oh. Booby!
873
01:17:19,725 --> 01:17:24,702
Oh. Booby. Booby!
Booby. Booby! Booby. Booby!
874
01:17:24,769 --> 01:17:26,239
Mrs. Hedgeworth!
Freeze!
875
01:17:26,306 --> 01:17:29,377
I'm the one who wrenched him
from the devil's clutches!
876
01:17:29,444 --> 01:17:32,349
Buster, your crime spree's over!
Over, hell!
877
01:17:32,416 --> 01:17:34,988
That mother owes me $25,000!
878
01:17:35,020 --> 01:17:37,260
You're gonna need every cent of it.
I got it.
879
01:17:37,292 --> 01:17:38,293
You heathen!
880
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:42,335
Darling! Darling, don't fret about her.
881
01:17:42,368 --> 01:17:47,212
She is socially inferior.
The whole family is a rather trashy lot.
882
01:17:47,279 --> 01:17:51,619
Mrs. Hedgeworth, my daughter
isn't socially inferior to anyone.
883
01:17:51,685 --> 01:17:54,591
You sir, are an uncouth ass.
884
01:17:54,658 --> 01:17:58,298
Well lady, your ass isn't
exactly perfect either.
885
01:18:00,069 --> 01:18:04,677
Sir, you just insulted my mother.
886
01:18:04,744 --> 01:18:06,783
Your mother asked for it.
887
01:18:12,190 --> 01:18:14,697
Hi-yah!
888
01:18:20,074 --> 01:18:22,310
You sadistic brute!
889
01:18:22,377 --> 01:18:26,119
I'm glad Paula didn't marry him.
He's a flake.
890
01:18:26,787 --> 01:18:30,328
Oh! Oh! Oh!
891
01:18:30,394 --> 01:18:33,967
Booby... Booby... Now. now. now.
892
01:18:34,033 --> 01:18:36,372
Maybe she did get the right guy.
893
01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:38,809
-I will.
I will.
894
01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:41,247
Repeat after me:
895
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:44,587
With this ring. I thee wed.
896
01:18:45,090 --> 01:18:48,426
With this ring. I thee wed.
897
01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:57,078
(I "Wedding March?)
898
01:18:58,846 --> 01:19:03,591
Sam. Paula. I have never done anything
like this before in my life.
899
01:19:03,658 --> 01:19:07,430
But could I have your autograph?
900
01:19:08,131 --> 01:19:10,237
(cheering)
901
01:19:16,114 --> 01:19:19,386
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Pardon me, everyone!
902
01:19:20,355 --> 01:19:23,028
...l'm from the hotel
and we think you two are deserving
903
01:19:23,095 --> 01:19:26,201
of some fine Las Vegas hospitality.
Right?
904
01:19:26,268 --> 01:19:28,136
(crowd) Right!
905
01:19:28,203 --> 01:19:31,309
We want you to have your honeymoon
on us!
906
01:19:31,376 --> 01:19:34,881
I've got a limousine that'll take you
right to our finest bridal suite.
907
01:19:34,948 --> 01:19:36,921
You will accept, won't you?
908
01:19:36,988 --> 01:19:38,021
Yeah.
Great!
909
01:19:38,088 --> 01:19:40,293
(cheering)
910
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,552
Wonderful. Just clear the way.
911
01:20:11,952 --> 01:20:17,898
They just cut out! Now dig on Curly Q
because I'm laying rubber.
912
01:20:21,404 --> 01:20:26,515
I've done it all today to Ten-Q. folks.
But the job is not complete.
913
01:20:26,548 --> 01:20:28,984
I've traded my wings for wheels
914
01:20:29,018 --> 01:20:33,095
and am following Paula and Sam
directly to their hotel
915
01:20:33,161 --> 01:20:39,104
and right into their honeymoon suite
for another Ten-Q exclusive.
916
01:20:39,171 --> 01:20:43,581
By the Way. I'll be making very special...
Could you try and lose this ding-dong?
917
01:20:43,646 --> 01:20:46,987
appearance at the grand opening of Taco Village.
918
01:20:50,260 --> 01:20:53,733
America's most loveable couple
has turned off the Strip
919
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:56,338
but I'm right behind them.
920
01:20:56,372 --> 01:21:00,945
Hopefully we can learn that Paula and
Sam perform as well in the bridal caper
921
01:21:01,012 --> 01:21:04,586
as they do
behind the Wheel of a Rolls-Royce.
922
01:21:05,622 --> 01:21:09,662
I'm racing to be there
for the climax of their climax.
923
01:21:09,729 --> 01:21:15,675
Congratulations! Mr. and Mrs. Sam
Freeman. How about a few words?
924
01:21:15,742 --> 01:21:19,480
Yeah, come on! Say something
for the fans! I made you stars!
925
01:21:19,547 --> 01:21:22,689
You would stiff old Squirrely Curly
would you?
926
01:21:22,756 --> 01:21:24,993
Come on! Come on!
927
01:21:26,662 --> 01:21:28,530
Jesus Christ!
928
01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:34,542
Aah!
929
01:21:36,648 --> 01:21:40,721
Ladies and gentlemen. I'm smashing
through a beautiful suburban home
930
01:21:40,788 --> 01:21:45,698
with a lovely plate-glass window
which is not slowing me down in the least.
931
01:21:45,765 --> 01:21:50,207
And as I approach the king-sized bed.
I notice the phone is off the hook.
932
01:21:50,274 --> 01:21:52,578
I wonder if it's for me.
933
01:21:54,381 --> 01:21:57,587
As we leave this warm. friendly
family atmosphere.
934
01:21:57,654 --> 01:22:00,693
I'm gaining altitude and loving it.
935
01:22:03,698 --> 01:22:07,773
Once again Curly Q is going aloft.
936
01:22:30,350 --> 01:22:31,751
Aah!
937
01:22:32,588 --> 01:22:36,662
Ladies and gentlemen...
l'm speechless.
938
01:22:37,162 --> 01:22:39,899
Where do you think we'll be
on our 50th wedding anniversary?
939
01:22:39,932 --> 01:22:43,074
Right here. I'm not getting out of the car.
940
01:22:45,980 --> 01:22:48,382
Grand theft. You stole my heart
941
01:22:48,449 --> 01:22:51,021
Grand theft. We were in your car
942
01:22:51,088 --> 01:22:53,426
Whoa. Whoa, romance is on the right
943
01:22:53,493 --> 01:22:55,765
Whoa. Whoa, disasters on the left
944
01:22:55,832 --> 01:22:58,068
Whoa. Whoa, I'm in the middle of a
945
01:22:58,135 --> 01:23:00,640
grand, grandness
946
01:23:00,707 --> 01:23:02,845
Love in flight, flight, flight
947
01:23:02,912 --> 01:23:06,485
Got to escape from everybody tonight
948
01:23:06,552 --> 01:23:07,886
Yeah, yeah
949
01:23:07,921 --> 01:23:10,193
Love in flight, flight, flight
950
01:23:10,225 --> 01:23:11,761
Love in flight
951
01:23:11,828 --> 01:23:14,466
Drag
952
01:23:14,533 --> 01:23:16,872
Grand theft. We were on the run
953
01:23:16,904 --> 01:23:19,576
Grand theft. Havin' so much fun
954
01:23:19,641 --> 01:23:21,579
Whoa. Whoa, it's obvious that
955
01:23:21,645 --> 01:23:24,385
We were never meant to live as two
956
01:23:24,452 --> 01:23:26,690
Whoa. Whoa, I'm in the middle of a
957
01:23:26,756 --> 01:23:29,261
Grand affair with you
958
01:23:29,328 --> 01:23:31,564
Love in flight, flight, flight
959
01:23:31,631 --> 01:23:35,140
Got to escape from everybody tonight
960
01:23:35,207 --> 01:23:36,609
Yeah, yeah
961
01:23:36,676 --> 01:23:38,979
Love in flight, flight, flight
962
01:23:39,045 --> 01:23:42,889
Love in flight tonight
963
01:23:47,061 --> 01:23:49,064
Grand theft
964
01:23:51,703 --> 01:23:53,707
Grand theft
965
01:24:01,555 --> 01:24:03,594
Grand theft
966
01:24:03,894 --> 01:24:05,899
Grand theft
967
01:24:06,198 --> 01:24:08,100
Grand theft
968
01:24:08,402 --> 01:24:10,407
Grand theft
969
01:24:10,707 --> 01:24:12,712
Grand theft
970
01:24:13,011 --> 01:24:14,948
Grand theft
971
01:24:15,216 --> 01:24:17,185
Grand theft
972
01:24:17,453 --> 01:24:19,555
Grand theft
973
01:24:20,305 --> 01:24:26,187
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