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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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You ever heard of The System?
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That's like a pyramid thing, right?
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A multi-level opportunity.
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I want to pull Ben out of St. Anne's.
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I am asking you for a favor here.
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I don't want to be your favor anymore.
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What am I being arrested for?
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Trafficking a class one
controlled substance.
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How'd you guys get the
wholesale hook-up?
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He would be upset if I told you.
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How'd we do?
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You mean how did I do?
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Well, it looks like you did
just fine on your own.
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Beth can't be a part of this.
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She does whatever she wants
whenever she wants.
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We're gonna give them the broken toy.
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So, what you're saying is
we're framing someone?
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Who the hell's that?
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D.C. is not gonna keep
the tab going much longer.
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Remember when I asked you
to get a juice?
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You want to get a juice,
let's go get a damn juice.
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Just pick a side.
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- You need us, you need all of us.
- Not all of you.
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Ringside seats, huh?
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- How'd you get these?
- Called in a favor.
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- You don't find it coincidental?
- What's that?
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That both the bullets in Lucy's head
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match the ones in the other bodies.
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I don't know any Lucy.
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We got him.
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Where is he?
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He walked.
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So what do we do about her?
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That's why you got me, brother.
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Another bad dream?
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Banana or blueberry?
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Just plain.
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Boring.
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- Which one was it?
- Want juice?
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Zombies?
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Tornados?
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I made coffee too.
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Kidnappers?
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They came in through the basement.
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I lock the door every night.
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They kicked it in.
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I'd wake up.
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But you don't when that's out.
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Nothing's gonna happen to you, okay?
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How do you know?
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'Cause I'm your dad.
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- Can we get an alarm?
- Don't need to.
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- Jenny got one.
- Her dad's an accountant.
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Hey.
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Don't burn my pancakes.
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Councilman.
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Got a minute?
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Always, please.
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Order up.
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Could we get some more
of these wasabi things?
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There's a charge for refills.
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Oh... no, no, no.
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There's still some dust left.
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Is everyone a criminal in this city?
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Maybe you should slow down.
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You can't get drunk off these things.
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We're not on vacation.
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Not anymore.
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Mm.
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Don't look.
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Why did you look?
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To see what I wasn't supposed
to look at.
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What happened to our meeting?
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Would you like one?
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Uncle Sam is treating.
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I want to know what's going on.
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D.C. pulled the plug.
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Why?
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Clearly, he's got someone on the inside.
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I can still get him.
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First night I get here,
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I'm about to hit the hay, right?
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I see a spider
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in the bed.
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Damn thing runs away under the
sheets before I can get him.
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I get my phone out, I rip
the place apart... nothing.
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But that little bastard,
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he's under there, somewhere,
hiding, waiting.
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You think I'm ever gonna get
back into that bed again?
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Where have you been sleeping?
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Bathtub.
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It's just not safe.
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What about my deal?
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- Drink.
- What about my husband?
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Drink.
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- What about our money?
- Drink.
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There goes Ben's school.
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Stan's out of work.
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Since when?
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Since we put away his boss.
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Well, what happened to the girls?
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Heaven and Cinnamon went back to Arby's.
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Oy.
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Dean's gonna go to jail.
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- They can't do that.
- Can't they?
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We have to get to Nevada.
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- How?
- They bailed on us.
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Then we have to get there ourselves.
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Are we talking about Nevada, Nevada?
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It's a metaphor.
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Just because I'm not remembering
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Nevada's exact extradition laws,
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but if this is about Deansie...
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Mexico, Thailand, wherever.
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Who's gonna foot those moving costs?
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You still have those bags?
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What you doing?
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I'm getting these babies
ready for market.
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Why?
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What do you mean why?
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We don't owe Gene anymore.
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We still got bills.
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Oh, some of the girls
were talking about doing
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private parties.
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Can't make a living
being a freelance heavy.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, all right, I hear you.
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I guess we can move a few of these.
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Gotta move a more than a few.
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It's only two of us.
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Not necessarily.
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- No.
- We need help.
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- No.
- She helped you.
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No.
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Luck didn't lock Gene up.
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No.
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We owe her, Stanley.
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Hey.
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How was the game?
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Do we have any razor blades?
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That bad, huh?
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DIY screen repair.
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Step two, scrape off excess.
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Did you score?
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I didn't play.
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What? Who did they put in? Brad?
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- Don't know.
- Ugh.
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The coach is, like, so in love with him.
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I'm gonna quit.
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What?
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I want to sell all my gear.
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- Why?
- To pay for karate.
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What are you talking about?
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I know I have to go back
to my old school.
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I'm so sorry, Bubba.
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- It's okay.
- Promise?
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I still follow some friends from there.
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Okay.
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And it's closer. I can bike.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Classes are way easier, too.
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You'll, like, totally be valedictorian.
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But don't sell all your gear
just yet, okay?
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They don't have lacrosse.
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I know but we could...
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find you a club team.
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I'm gonna need the karate anyway.
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Why?
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Last time I was there,
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I wasn't... Ben.
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So Vance says it's all about your base.
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I build up enough contacts here,
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we'll have a little wiggle room
to grow my business
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once we get to Nevada.
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That sounds like a plan.
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Yeah, so I had Carlene send me
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all our old contacts from
Boland Motors and Bubbles.
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- That's smart.
- Yeah.
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- What?
- Well...
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- I don't want to jinx it.
- Oh, come on.
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Just feel like this time,
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we got a real chance.
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Mom.
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Mom, I gotta poop.
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I'll run her home.
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Oh, wait.
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Are you sure you didn't want to just
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hot bag it in the bushes?
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Yes, I'm positive. Come on, kid.
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Not a great time.
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I'll make it quick then.
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Can we do this someplace else?
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Oh, you haven't told him my good news?
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I don't think he'll take it that way.
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I need you to run
a little errand for me.
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They are never little.
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Get me my funny money back.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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- Ask nicely.
- The cops?
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Not them.
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They're your crew.
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They're leaving.
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Never a good time, is it?
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I was just thinking, before you leave,
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we could, um,
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finally get that green juice.
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I could even bring it to
the hotel if that's easier.
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I don't know if you got
my text, but, um...
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call me. Okay, bye.
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How do you even know the money's there?
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I don't.
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So, wait, you're just gonna get her
hopped up on green juice?
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Could always roofie her.
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Just to loosen her up,
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get her talking.
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You know what a little errand is?
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Picking up the dry cleaning,
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dropping off a dog at the groomer,
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getting milk.
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Breaking into a hotel room
to steal federal evidence
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is a kamikaze mission.
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- It's suicide.
- That is what kamikaze is.
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That's exactly why we have to
get out of this town.
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Y'all ready?
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Squad up, bitches.
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It's just something we say.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Oop...
- Oh, no.
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- Go ahead.
- You take it.
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- It's your house.
- It's my bags.
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Oh, boy.
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- So, last time...
- I was thinking...
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Last time we hit the third grade,
now we do fourth.
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This way, we don't repeat parents.
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Also, let's use a different house,
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because we got new prospects.
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Oh.
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What about Irish twins?
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What about them?
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Same parent could have
a kid in third grade
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and in fourth grade.
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- Not an issue.
- Making sure.
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So I figured that we'd...
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break this down into shifts,
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maybe over a few days.
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And would that be
the most bang for our buck?
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Um, I guess we could
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double up in one day.
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I mean the whole school thing.
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I mean, if it ain't broke...
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Okay.
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I mean, if you see a problem...
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No, no, no. This should work.
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She sees a problem.
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No, not necessarily.
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Phew. Real big one.
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Just a little snag.
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Hey,
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I'm all ears.
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It's kind of risky.
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Here we go.
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Why?
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Well, who's on your mom chain right now?
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Bunch of people.
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And how many fourth grade
moms are on there?
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Um...
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Not a lot.
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- What's your point?
- Moms talk, a lot.
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Mm-hmm.
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And it only takes one
to smell a knock-off.
273
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,418
Or it's safer.
274
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,086
How's that?
275
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,587
If someone finds out,
then we can get ahead of it
276
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,047
because we're on that mom chain.
277
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,133
Or...
278
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,343
they start another mom chain,
279
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,512
so they can talk about you
behind your back.
280
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,016
How many mom chains are you on, babe?
281
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,018
Not a lot.
282
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,145
And then Harry gets kicked
out of school.
283
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,187
Come on now.
284
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,356
- And we're all in cuffs.
- That's never gonna happen.
285
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,275
Why take the chance?
286
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,580
You know what?
287
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,040
I'm just gonna shut up.
288
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,595
Stan.
289
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,225
You got a better idea?
290
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,478
It's whatever you want to do.
291
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,355
She's got a better idea.
292
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:20,735
? I've never seen a diamond
in the flesh ?
293
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,989
? And I'm not proud of my address ?
294
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,202
? In a torn up town ?
295
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,496
? No post code envy ?
296
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,247
? But every song's like ?
297
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,415
? Gold teeth, Grey Goose ?
298
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,125
? Tripping in the bathroom ?
299
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,586
? Blood stains, ball gowns,
trashing the hotel room ?
300
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,755
? We don't care ?
301
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,424
? We aren't caught up
in your love affair ?
302
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,635
? And we'll never be royals ?
303
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,303
? Royals ?
304
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,680
? It don't run in our blood ?
305
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,350
? The kind of luxe just ain't for us ?
306
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,727
? We crave a different kind of buzz ?
307
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,146
? Let me be your ruler ?
308
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,523
? Ruler ?
309
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,608
? You can call me queen bee ?
310
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,950
? And baby, I'll rule ?
311
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:05,363
? I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule ?
312
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,364
? Let me live that... ?
313
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,518
Hey!
314
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,786
What the hell?
315
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,663
- Who are you?
- We are your halftime show.
316
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:14,747
- Jesus.
- Yeah, uh,
317
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:15,957
I think we'll stick with the main event.
318
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,208
If you want to see their goods,
319
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,668
you're gonna have to buy ours.
320
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,045
We got all the brands right here.
321
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,068
So bust out that tip money, gentlemen.
322
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,074
We already paid for this party.
323
00:15:24,099 --> 00:15:25,299
- Yeah.
- No, you paid
324
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,301
- to get this party started.
- You can't do this.
325
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,720
Oh, but we are.
326
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,390
What are we gonna do
with a bunch of purses?
327
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,517
Give them to your wives.
328
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,561
Or your mistresses, or your girlfriends.
329
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,187
We really don't care.
330
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,939
All right, how much?
331
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,165
- Start at two grand.
- What?
332
00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:43,317
Who carries that kind of cash?
333
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,735
Well, you guys always manage to find it
334
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,612
for the champagne room, don't you?
335
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,322
We all accept all major credit cards,
336
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,450
including Venmo and Apple Pay.
337
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,617
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
338
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,369
- Hold up... no.
- Come on over.
339
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,246
Grab them while they're hot.
340
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,664
No, no... what are you doing?
341
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,834
- I need to see those goods.
- Guys, put your money away.
342
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,753
Girls, put your clothes on.
343
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,589
- Whoa, come on.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
344
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,300
Hey, it's pay to play, man.
345
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,552
The only thing we're paying for
346
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,013
is some high class ass.
347
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,408
Um...
348
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,369
- Sorry.
- Okay, thanks.
349
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,583
Maybe next time there won't be a cop.
350
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,932
Fourth grade moms would have
been way riskier.
351
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,896
Are you kidding me? - Yeah, come on man.
352
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:02,955
It's not that great.
353
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,483
Seriously, how many cars
do you sell in a month?
354
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,485
300?
355
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,778
300.
356
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,822
That's more than we'd sell in a quarter.
357
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,282
Well, I learned from the best.
358
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,367
Aw.
359
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,868
You always had the it factor.
360
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,411
Nobody would have ever noticed
361
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,497
if you hadn't pulled me up
to the big leagues.
362
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,791
Best porter we ever had.
363
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,338
Okay, you ready?
364
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,757
Hydrator, toner, tightener.
365
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,342
This stuff right here.
366
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,468
It's great for the circles...
367
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,844
the dark circles under your eyes.
368
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,305
I'll take one of each, man.
369
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:38,933
Wait.
370
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,435
You don't want me to do
the rest of my spiel?
371
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,396
Nah, no need to.
372
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:46,816
Yeah, I mean, you'll see,
I mean, it's...
373
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,527
It's really... it's really solid stuff.
374
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,988
If you say so, I am in.
375
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,614
And,
376
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,367
when you respond
the way I know you will,
377
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,744
we can even talk about
378
00:17:58,869 --> 00:17:59,912
other opportunities.
379
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,290
- I'm pretty busy right now.
- No, I know, I know...
380
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,708
I'm just saying, like,
in the slow months,
381
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,334
it's an easy way
to put a little extra cash
382
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,837
in your pocket.
383
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,464
Pyramid schemes aren't really my thing.
384
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,972
It's more of a...
385
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,726
you know, community of men
supporting each other.
386
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,986
You ever think about
coming back on the lot?
387
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,824
Uh...
388
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,243
Nah, it's not...
389
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,536
it's not my bag anymore.
390
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,580
Friend of mine over at, um,
391
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,998
Southfield Volvo
392
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,751
said they're losing one of
their best sales guys.
393
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,878
- Southfield, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
394
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,880
I can put in a word.
395
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,548
I'm my own boss now.
396
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,675
Just get lunch with the guy,
feel it out.
397
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:57,887
You know what?
398
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:00,014
Um, actually, I can just
do all this for you.
399
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,307
You don't... you don't need to be...
400
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,768
That your phone?
401
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:17,406
Yeah, I think it's...
402
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,492
I think it's, uh...
403
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,745
Out of batteries.
404
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,583
I should really get going.
405
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,093
Also need a copy of the arrest file.
406
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,594
Should be there.
407
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,388
It's not.
408
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,556
Hang on.
409
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,060
Don't see it.
410
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,979
Well, maybe they threw it out
when they threw out my case.
411
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,065
No, nope, here we go.
412
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,858
Hm.
413
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,114
Sign the release.
414
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,333
That it?
415
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,377
Why'd they throw out your case?
416
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,004
Well, if I knew that,
I wouldn't be going home.
417
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,718
Pays to have friends
in high places, huh?
418
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,519
Hey, Shel.
419
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,813
I'm not sharing this.
420
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,982
I need something from evidence.
421
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,070
She was someone's daughter.
422
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,573
Rather give you half my sandwich.
423
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,827
You're the best.
424
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,584
Order up.
425
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,377
This is a little embarrassing.
426
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,712
Hit me.
427
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,713
Got kids?
428
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,798
Mm-mm. Married to the city.
429
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,552
Ah. My daughter, she's nine.
430
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,137
She's a big MMA fan.
431
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,805
Mm. Who's her favorite?
432
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,098
Anyone who kicks ass.
433
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,517
The whole girl power thing.
434
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,686
- Right. Right, right, right.
- Yeah.
435
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,730
So what can I do for you?
436
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,356
- There you go.
- Mm.
437
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,903
Heard you're the ticket guy.
438
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,738
How's that?
439
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,032
Word is you got the hook-up
for all the best fights.
440
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,619
Says who?
441
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,872
Can't be humble on Instagram.
442
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,499
Office seats.
443
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,750
Hook a guy up?
444
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,668
Those are usually reserved for donors,
445
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,254
Make-A-Wish kids, you know.
446
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,590
What about murderers?
447
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,720
I don't know anything about this.
448
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:48,599
How'd they end up with a
gang banger tied to a homicide?
449
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,518
I guess, maybe they scalped them.
450
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,144
One of the cancer kids?
451
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,145
Mm.
452
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,608
Sorry, what was your precinct?
453
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,902
- Fourteen.
- Mm.
454
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,697
Let me see what I can do
for your daughter.
455
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,783
- Appreciate that.
- Yeah.
456
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,410
- Have a good day, officer.
- You too.
457
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:15,167
And I've been using the same
shampoo bottle for, like, a year.
458
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:18,963
Just add water and shake.
459
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,048
And I've never bought ketchup
or soy sauce,
460
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,592
I have a whole drawer
dedicated to freebies.
461
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:27,221
And I always order off the kid's menu.
462
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,765
No doubt about it.
463
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,684
- You're poor.
- Yes.
464
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,269
Maybe the poorest I've ever seen.
465
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:35,187
- Thank you.
- But we can't grant you
466
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,730
financial aid.
467
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,236
Have you gotten to the part yet
468
00:22:39,346 --> 00:22:42,152
where we lived off a deer
for an entire winter?
469
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,655
The problem is your drug charge.
470
00:22:49,717 --> 00:22:50,744
I can explain.
471
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,997
That was because a man tried to rape me,
472
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,582
and when I wouldn't let him
rape me, he tr...
473
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,167
It's just school policy.
474
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,923
The thing is,
475
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,009
- Ben loves this school.
- We love Ben.
476
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,844
Ben loves this school
so much that he's, like...
477
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,263
one of those kids
that you see on a brochure,
478
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,016
that you're sure has to be an
actor because they're so happy.
479
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:16,228
But actually, Ben is so happy at school.
480
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,231
What about Ben's father?
481
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,820
Isn't there any other way?
482
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,573
Do you have a boyfriend?
Domestic partner?
483
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:31,619
Okay, well, now you're just
rubbing it in.
484
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,833
Is there anyone you get naked
with regularly?
485
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,753
That counts?
486
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,255
If they share your address.
487
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,574
Ooh.
488
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,701
Jesus.
489
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:15,913
I brought bagels.
490
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,999
Man, DWP was jackhammering all night.
491
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,710
You want everything or poppy?
492
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,215
I gave you a house key?
493
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,677
Oh, I used the spare.
494
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,978
It's been a while.
495
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:43,273
Yeah, I got... sorry, so busy...
496
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:45,234
- Could have called.
- I lost my phone.
497
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,236
Still liked my TikToks.
498
00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:48,946
Hey, question...
499
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,824
you don't have any kind of like...
500
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,326
record or anything like that, right?
501
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:55,911
Huh?
502
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,246
You know, like,
503
00:24:57,371 --> 00:25:01,667
drug charges or felonies...
504
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,214
- What do you want?
- Nothing.
505
00:25:08,354 --> 00:25:12,136
You only come over
when you need something.
506
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:16,511
Excuse me for trying to have
a nice breakfast moment
507
00:25:16,628 --> 00:25:21,228
with... my... boyfriend.
508
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:23,689
Wow.
509
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:26,400
All right, seriously, why are you here?
510
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:30,654
Just...
511
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,865
here.
512
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:36,118
Fill these out, and for the
address, just use mine.
513
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,294
Well, if I do this,
514
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:48,881
you gotta do something for me.
515
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:52,843
Yeah, I'm not really ready
for the tattoo thing.
516
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,554
Never come here again.
517
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,391
Okay.
518
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,981
And leave the bagels.
519
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,276
It's like my uniform, you know?
520
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,278
- I don't even work out.
- Neither do I.
521
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,238
But I still put them on
every morning like it's my job.
522
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,866
That's why I focus on my accessories.
523
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,744
Because I may not feel great
in my jeans, but my bags?
524
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:19,828
They always look hot.
525
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,494
I wish I could afford it.
526
00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:23,373
Convince your husband that you need one.
527
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,876
He just sent me
on a girls trip to Chicago.
528
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,961
- Ooh, fun.
- Go, go, go, come on.
529
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,047
- Get your snack. Move it.
- Stop running.
530
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,381
We're not gonna be late, all right?
531
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:32,883
Hey, hun.
532
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,134
This is Beth.
533
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:37,846
Her oldest did Ladybug with Olivia.
534
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:39,723
I feel so bad I didn't remember that.
535
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,934
Please, it was forever ago.
536
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:43,268
She's selling these cute bags.
537
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,479
Kim just bought one.
538
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,272
How do you know Kim?
539
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,565
Friend of a friend.
540
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,067
Mom, where are the nuggets?
541
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,152
In the freezer, where they always are.
542
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,071
No, they're not.
543
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:56,824
Excuse me.
544
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,287
What is this?
545
00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:05,624
Never use your real info
when booking strippers.
546
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,168
Do you want to get arrested?
547
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:12,589
I want you and your friends
to all buy your wives a bag.
548
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,550
Or maybe you're just dumb.
549
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:16,093
No, dumb would be thinking that
550
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:18,887
I didn't record everything
the other night.
551
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:22,182
Hey, babe, we're out of nuggets.
552
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,767
Ooh, I wanted to show you one more thing
553
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,102
because I forgot to bring the snakeskin.
554
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,104
Oh, that might be a bit much for me.
555
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,523
Come on, you just have to
channel your inner stripper.
556
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:33,986
Here it is.
557
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,571
So this is from a trunk show
558
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:36,905
that we did the other night.
559
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:39,575
Let's just get it.
560
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,285
Babe, these are expensive.
561
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,163
Call it an early birthday present, huh?
562
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,998
Wow.
563
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,875
Someone won the husband lottery, huh?
564
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,543
I so did.
565
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:56,049
Uh, maybe the other guys
wives would dig them, huh?
566
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,384
Are you kidding? They would love them.
567
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,888
I would appreciate the referrals.
568
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,267
What are all these emojis?
569
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,269
That's everybody paying everybody.
570
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,395
That's confusing.
571
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,564
Okay, click there.
572
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:14,318
So that's everyone paying you.
573
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:16,403
See? One emoji.
574
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,322
Is that a middle finger?
575
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,990
You did blackmail him.
576
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:26,330
Well...
577
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:29,333
- Happy hour?
- Very happy.
578
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,501
- She got the money.
- Well, not all of it.
579
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:32,836
A few guys want to pay in cash
580
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,504
'cause they don't want it on record.
581
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,633
Cool.
582
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,013
Cool.
583
00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,350
Can somebody read my Bio report?
584
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,060
What's it on?
585
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:49,519
Cellular organelles.
586
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,189
- Yeah, that's all you.
- Okay.
587
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:55,359
You know I was the queen of
cellular organelles,
588
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:58,278
back in the day.
589
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:05,994
Is your account @ThemHills?
590
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:08,413
Yep.
591
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,629
And...
592
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,215
that is your cut.
593
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,925
Must feel good proving me wrong.
594
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,512
Feels better to get the money.
595
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:27,057
Like that's why you did it.
596
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,518
What's your problem?
597
00:29:34,481 --> 00:29:35,691
You.
598
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,293
Okay, I'm sorry that I...
599
00:29:38,395 --> 00:29:39,717
You could have waited
for the next party.
600
00:29:39,817 --> 00:29:41,574
- I saved our asses.
- No, you went back over there
601
00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:43,328
because your ego couldn't take the hit.
602
00:29:43,473 --> 00:29:45,158
Okay, let's not talk about ego.
603
00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,668
Got ignored for so long
in your own home...
604
00:29:46,777 --> 00:29:49,371
- Mister "my bags."
- Now all you want to do is matter.
605
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:50,706
Excuse me?
606
00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:54,418
You use whoever you can
to get whatever you want.
607
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,587
I got you your money.
608
00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,923
You got my wife shot.
609
00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:05,721
And that's the least of it.
610
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:11,184
If you think that I would
ever do anything to hurt her...
611
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,602
I think that you don't think
612
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,731
about anyone but yourself, Beth.
613
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:21,028
Ready to go?
614
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,823
Yeah, let me grab my jacket.
615
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,125
What are you doing here?
616
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,252
Do you want to have that green juice?
617
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:39,129
I'm kind of over it.
618
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,589
Good.
619
00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:42,174
'Cause that's why I brought this.
620
00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:43,717
I got work to do.
621
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,303
Is that your version of
"gotta pick up the kids?"
622
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,972
Only mine's real.
623
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,142
I'm not a total bitch.
624
00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,774
I only do shots.
625
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,611
Hey.
626
00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:04,529
All right, let me ask you something.
627
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,156
You got a glass?
628
00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,075
Uh... your choice.
629
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,659
Mug or sippy cup?
630
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:12,120
- Never mind.
- Okay.
631
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:18,543
What do you know about cars?
632
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,628
I know what I like.
633
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:21,004
No, like, how they work...
634
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,757
like, why is a Cadillac good
for one guy,
635
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,927
but a BMW is great for someone else?
636
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:32,391
I was really good at that.
637
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:33,809
You're a natural.
638
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:36,311
At cars.
639
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,648
Think I see where this is going.
640
00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:41,650
You guys have been
so incredible to me...
641
00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:44,152
When you were little,
what did you want to be?
642
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,738
Easy, astronaut.
643
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:48,115
Stuntman.
644
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,279
Okay, so?
645
00:31:49,404 --> 00:31:51,243
You didn't know anything about cars.
646
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:52,828
I didn't know anything about
men's skincare.
647
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:54,454
I got a better chance
at being an astronaut...
648
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:55,928
But you have something down here
649
00:31:56,037 --> 00:31:57,624
that you wouldn't have in outer space.
650
00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,418
What's that?
651
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,294
This guy.
652
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,756
It's just not for me.
653
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,136
And look, I really hope
654
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:12,722
that I can still bike
with you and the guys.
655
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:15,767
Dude. You're my ride or die.
656
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,395
- Come on.
- 'Cause you're mine, so...
657
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,148
You just write me a check
for the product, we're good.
658
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,525
Oh, okay... um,
659
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,570
so I knew this was coming,
660
00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:29,364
so I boxed it up.
661
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,243
These are just the samples.
662
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,911
That's all you gave me.
663
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,916
When you sign up, you commit
to product for the year.
664
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,672
How much product?
665
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:48,216
I got a whole garage full for you.
666
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,516
Maybe I'll give it another shot.
667
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,851
You just gotta get your groove.
668
00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:03,482
What's the deal with local
news these days, anyways?
669
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:04,733
It's like, what's the point?
670
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,193
Unless you don't have a phone,
671
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,736
because I'm pretty sure
by the time you get home
672
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,322
and it's 11:00 p.m., you've been reading
673
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:13,450
all about everything
that's been happening all day.
674
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:14,701
It's kind of like, uh,
675
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,621
when parents send you a meme
after six months,
676
00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:20,457
and you're like, "Um, that's
not funny anymore guys."
677
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:22,876
She was smoking in home room.
678
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,920
I know, but why did you care so much?
679
00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:27,672
It's the principle of the thing.
680
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:29,841
That's why you're so good at your job.
681
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,885
Secondhand smoke causes lung cancer.
682
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,929
You've always been a professional narc.
683
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:34,888
Mm.
684
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,139
And then she told the whole school
685
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:39,309
that I got genital warts from my dad.
686
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:40,977
I told her that in confidence.
687
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,482
Last part was a joke.
688
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,609
Oh.
689
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:51,238
Oh, come on, you would have done
the same thing to somebody like me.
690
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,865
I honestly probably wouldn't
have even known you.
691
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:56,910
Well, definitely wasn't
homecoming queen.
692
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,497
Me either.
693
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:04,209
- Or on prom committee.
- Me either.
694
00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:07,504
Or cheer squad.
695
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,172
Okay, I was cheer squad.
696
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,882
A-ha.
697
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,346
But I was kicked out.
698
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,806
Partying?
699
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,519
Um...
700
00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:24,479
manic depressive mom.
701
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:25,939
Sucks.
702
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,191
If it makes you feel any better,
703
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,901
I didn't make it to
any of the dances either.
704
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,945
Oh, I went to prom with my dad.
705
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,281
And do not even get me started
706
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,283
on how useless the weather people are.
707
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,663
My husband hates my best friend.
708
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:54,968
So what I'm learning here is,
709
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,762
you're basically
a better person than me.
710
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:03,685
I'm not so sure about that.
711
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:17,866
Don't forget the hook.
712
00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:24,748
Ooh!
713
00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:25,915
Oh.
714
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,334
There it is.
715
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:28,710
What's up? Now you the coach?
716
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,754
Used to beat your ass.
717
00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:33,256
When was that? When we were in diapers?
718
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,469
Well, what's up?
719
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:38,595
Come teach me something.
720
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:42,932
- It could get ugly.
- Good.
721
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,893
Let's see what you got, man.
722
00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:56,613
- You good?
- Yeah.
723
00:35:58,823 --> 00:35:59,991
Hands like this, right?
724
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:02,661
Yeah.
725
00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:04,079
Oh.
726
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:08,875
Damn.
727
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,044
You pick up some moves
at that Ochoa fight?
728
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,420
Kid kept dropping his hands.
729
00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,381
That could get you into trouble.
730
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:15,965
Or draws them in.
731
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,347
Hey, what was that knockout like?
732
00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:23,848
Boy got whooped.
733
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,016
Nothing like ringside seats, huh?
734
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:28,061
Yeah, I could hear
his whole nose explode.
735
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,729
How's that?
736
00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,566
Come on.
737
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,027
Whoo.
738
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,951
Kid got cracked.
739
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,335
Yeah.
740
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,254
Thing is,
741
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:57,632
you weren't at that fight, right?
742
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,471
Too busy putting a bullet
in that girl's face.
743
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,978
Sometimes I work weekends, bro.
744
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,989
So...
745
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,700
you were just gonna...
746
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:26,161
What? Keep it to yourself?
747
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:28,121
It don't concern you, dude.
748
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:31,458
No, no... it does.
749
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,918
When a cop ruins my breakfast over it.
750
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,588
I'll buy you some eggs, come on.
751
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:38,965
Did you do it for her?
752
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,967
Huh?
753
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,135
Don't worry about it.
754
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,720
Oh...
755
00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:47,891
Gangster Rio had to whip it out.
756
00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,055
I got it covered.
757
00:37:49,164 --> 00:37:51,728
Show the soccer mom how big it is.
758
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:55,148
She knows.
759
00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,485
Aw, what's up?
760
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,028
Wore you out already?
761
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,408
No, cousin.
762
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:06,493
Round two.
763
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:07,660
All right, come on...
764
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,037
Yo?
765
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,168
What's that for?
766
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,131
Doctor.
767
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,720
- That was quick.
- So there was this electrical line.
768
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:27,388
- Uh-huh.
- For the street lights.
769
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,724
- Cool.
- And it fell.
770
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,226
Can I have that back?
771
00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:33,770
- On my house.
- On your car.
772
00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:35,897
I was fine, because of
the whole rubber tire thing,
773
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:38,817
but long story short,
it ignited the gas tank.
774
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:42,070
And you're telling me this, because?
775
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:50,119
- Hey.
- Hey.
776
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:51,830
You want the good news or the bad news?
777
00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:53,665
Good.
778
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,250
You can stay at St. Anne's.
779
00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,668
How?
780
00:38:56,793 --> 00:39:00,755
- Well...
- Yo, you're out of Q-Tips.
781
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,300
That's my toothbrush.
782
00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,806
I'll get you back.
783
00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:12,642
Roomie.
784
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:21,568
In case it wasn't clear,
that's the bad news.
785
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:30,577
So how'd you get it?
786
00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:35,915
Just being myself.
787
00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:41,379
Sometimes it's worth it.
788
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:45,091
What are you gonna buy?
789
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,886
Something special for you.
790
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,892
How'd you get that?
791
00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:57,270
Just being myself.
792
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,747
Monkey?
793
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,624
I thought Mom was picking you up.
794
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:29,177
You awake?
795
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:31,554
Mm-hmm.
796
00:40:33,473 --> 00:40:36,184
Never did it for her.
797
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,279
Okay.
798
00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:51,366
I did it for me.
799
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,079
Okay.
800
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:08,341
What smells so good?
801
00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:19,602
Chef Boyardee.
802
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,282
That Washington?
803
00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:16,325
The Queen.
804
00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:17,535
Ugh.
805
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,121
I hate Canadians.
53489
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