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all: From Tokyo
to the Amazon
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Paris, France,
to your front lawn
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Everybody's doing,
everybody's doing the splingy
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- The splingy?
Dope. But how?
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- Woah-oooh
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all: First you
grab your ear like
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What's that noise?
Shimmy, shimmy
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Shake it down to the ground,
two-handed salute
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Then back it up, back it up,
back it up, back it up
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- Ooh!
Sorry, Spencer.
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- Obviously this is not the
venue to debut the splingy.
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It's meant to be performed
on top of a building
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with adequate netting.
[scattered applause]
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[upbeat pop music]
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- Gonna be famous 5 eva
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'Cause forever's too short
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- It's too short
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- Gonna be famous
3 gether
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Cause that's one more
than together
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Gonna be famous 5 eva
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'Cause forever's too short
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So what are you
waiting five
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Girls5eva
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- Whoo!
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- These new songs are shootin'
outa me like chin hairs.
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Listen to this one
I started last night.
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She elevates,
that's for sure
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A revelation to her core
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- Ah.
- Fun.
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- Is that about me?
- Yes.
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- Dawn.
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- Olivia Colman.
- Oh, I love her.
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Equally at home
in comedy and drama.
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- Oh, you guys,
Zander's lip-sync of Gloria
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just hit three million views.
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- What?
My DMs are filthy.
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I can't even open them up
on the train.
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- That means, like,
three million people
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have heard part
of "Four Stars."
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- We have songs.
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We have buzz.
- Yes.
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- The next step to getting
invited to Jingle Ball,
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get on the radio.
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I say we hit this.
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- Air pig?
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- The Association of Integrated
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Radio Programmers
International Group.
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One weekend. 400 DJs.
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- Larry had us do one of those.
Remember?
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- And by the time
we left "Famous5eva"
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was all over the radio.
- That's right.
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- Yes, and we didn't even have
to do anything creepy,
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if you didn't count
when Sumner Redstone
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asked us to share a banana.
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- Yes! I'm all in.
- Ah!
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- Tomorrow, we go to Tampa.
- Wait, Tampa?
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Like, Kev's Tampa?
I've never been!
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- What?
- Oh, my God!
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Hey, babe, um,
guess who's coming to Tampa?
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- Brooks & Dunn.
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I know, I just got
that same alert.
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- [laughs] No!
Me is coming.
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- Oh, my Lord.
I can't wait.
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- I know, me too!
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Babe, where do we live?
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[upbeat music]
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- Baby!
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- Wa, wa, goo, goo,
ga, ga, hey baby!
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- Ooh, hi baby.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Hello, Gloria.
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- Hey, Kev.
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- What do you think?
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- I love!
- Yay!
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- Hey, Sum, where do you
want me to drop your bag?
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Maybe I can just walk it
through all the rooms
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and you can tell me
when to drop it.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's okay, Gloria.
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I have that.
- No, I got it.
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- I got it.
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Ha.
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- New place, huh?
Not much furniture.
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- No, not new.
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Just always at work,
work, work.
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That's a Rihanna
reference for you.
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Or church, church, church,
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Pastor Chaz reference.
- Oh, Pastor Chaz.
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I think it's just very chic.
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- That is my realtor,
yeah, yeah.
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And she got me this place
a long time ago.
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She looks very different now.
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Ugh, thanks for the D-off,
Glo.
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- Yeah, no prob.
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Ribbons still in your AC,
huh, Kev?
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- Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.
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You know, I like 'em
so I just said, you know what?
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Leave 'em on, kids.
It's a party.
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Yeah.
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So fun.
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- Hey, Sum.
- Yeah?
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- Wanna walk me to the stairs?
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- Sure.
- Bye, Kev.
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- Bye.
- What? What?
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- I don't wanna
ruin your weekend,
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but that place looked like it
was staged 20 minutes ago.
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He has to be with someone else.
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What about the condoms
on the credit card?
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The hotels in the Keys,
I mean--
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- Stop, we're doing amazing.
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Gloria, he's coming home
two weekends a month,
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and last weekend
we had sex in the same room.
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- You're fooling yourself.
You're clinging to a fantasy.
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- Eyes on the prize.
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This weekend we are here
for business.
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You should be focused
on A.I.R.P.I.G.
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and A.I.R.P.I.G. only.
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Okay, I'll see you later.
Let's wear pink.
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[upbeat music]
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- Welcome to the belly
of the beast.
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- Next.
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- Checking in.
- Girls5eva talent.
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- Chrissy Teigen's making ants
on a log on Instagram,
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and guess whose song is
playing in the background?
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You're welcome.
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Blake, sometimes you just
gotta let Gwen be Gwen.
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Kamala,
of course I can talk.
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- Who is that?
- Nance Trace.
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Mega manager and A.I.R.P.I.G.
keynote speaker.
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- I bet she wouldn't lock us
in a tanning booth
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and sell the footage
to a Brazilian prank show.
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- It definitely wasn't funny
at the time,
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but then after,
I was like, pff, I get it.
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- Your passes?
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- Thumb drives
of our new songs.
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- Got 'em.
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- Crazy stories
for the shot jocks.
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- My apartment building
is like "Rear Window"
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but for masturbators.
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- And for the Christian DJs,
I brought my acrylic nail
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that I saw the face
of Jesus in.
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- Okay.
- Let's go blow minds.
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- Yes.
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- I'm Leonard Crust, and you're
listening to my new single,
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"I Feel Sexual
about the Flag,"
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featuring the DaBaby
on Gazum97, the Gazum.
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[airhorn]
- Bull's eye, Lenny.
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- DJ Squeeeb!
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- We are Girls5eva
and we have some fresh jams
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we would love you to play
on your show, show, show.
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Fog horn sound effect.
[imitates fog horn]
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- I can't take
unsolicited material.
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Anything could be on there,
unlicensed samples, malware,
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Louis C. K. bits I'd feel
wrong to laugh at now.
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- But we went viral,
three million views.
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- Well, Toilet the Cat
got 40 million views
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for getting bangs, but you
don't hear her on the radio.
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- Get out, Girls5eva!
[all groan]
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Hey, eyes up here,
my knees are a mess.
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- Hello, Laurence.
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- I'm just about done
showing off my B-pop group.
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- Your what?
- K-pop's saturated,
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so I'm getting a jump
on the other letters.
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My boys are Bulgarian.
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I found them in Little Sofia
racing pocket bikes.
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Anyhow, you want me
to walk you around?
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I know this place
like the back of my knees.
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Don't look at those either.
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- No, we're with Nance Trace
now, Larry.
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- You are?
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- You are?
[airhorn]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, twist!
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- You didn't you say so?
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- We usually let Nance
take care of details like that.
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We'll have her reach out.
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- How are we gonna
get to Nance?
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All her security have
cauliflower ear,
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including the girls.
- We'll figure it out.
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- When did she get Nance
to sign us?
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- Could you sneak away
for sush tomorrow?
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- Aw, I wish I could.
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Of course, TIT turned up
my whole schedule full tilt
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the one weekend you're here.
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I was like,
come on, Tom Brady.
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Now's the time you pick
to start eating bread again?
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I'm going to go
sonic my veneers.
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- Well, maybe I could come
to your work?
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- Oh, I don't know, babe.
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I think I'd be too in my head
if you were there.
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It's like how 95%
of plane crashes happen
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because the pilot's spouse
was watching.
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[chuckles]
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[line trilling]
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- WTIT Tampa.
Think our name is wild,
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ask about
our advertising rates.
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- If I wanted to have sushi
delivered to my husband,
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Kev Hamlin, tomorrow,
where would I have it sent to?
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- Oh, Kev hasn't worked here
in several months.
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You said you're his wife?
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- Uh, no.
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This is a prank call.
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[raspberries]
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J.K.
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You should call 911
because you're burned.
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[door opens]
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- Uh-huh.
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Hope you weren't planning
on getting any sleep tonight.
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Ooh!
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Oopsie.
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Well, that's your fault
for being so hot, babe.
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Night, night.
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[gentle music]
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Bummer city, they want me
to come in early AF.
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That's "as Frank."
That's our sound guy.
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So I gotta go.
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[kiss]
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Yeah.
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[dramatic music]
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- [screams]
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- No!
Fricking air mattress!
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Where is his real life?
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He doesn't even work at WTIT
any more, Gloria.
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It's all lies.
We're following his Mini Coop.
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Faster, old man!
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- I'm a retiree.
I-I just do this
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to give my wife
some alone time.
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- If it's a woman, she
better not be hotter than me.
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And if it's a man,
he'd better be hotter than me.
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And if it's a sex cult,
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it'd better sweep
the doc category at the Emmys.
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- It's just gonna be a guy,
Sum.
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It's just gonna be
a nice, loving guy.
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Worst case,
they adopted a bull dog.
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- Oh, look, there,
he pulled over up there.
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Okay.
- Do not punch him!
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- You're a cheater!
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What?
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- Who would've thought
it would be impossible
241
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to get into a 7:20 a.m.
keynote?
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- That was like a Dr. Shmigel
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demonstrates new bonding
techniques crowded.
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- Couldn't you have lied
and said that we were repped
245
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by a more approachable manager?
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- A lie is just the truth
on a deadline.
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We just need another way
to get to Nance.
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What if we pretend someone
hired us to sing for her?
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- Her cousin Lauren.
- Scooter Braun.
250
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- Her mom's friend Angie.
- How about Lionel Richie?
251
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:46,019
- Her other cousin Kristin,
who everybody hates.
252
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,437
- Danger Mouse!
- I don't have it yet.
253
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But we tell the front desk
to send us to her room.
254
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,069
And then we're like
255
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Happy Birthday to you
256
00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,532
- Okay,
on the Wikipedia page
257
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,155
it says that her favorite
singer is Celine Dion.
258
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,411
Maybe we do it like,
259
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:04,043
Happy Birthday
260
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,330
both: To you
261
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,384
- Happy birthday
262
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,748
- Ladies, it should not
be this hard!
263
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,424
- Guys, not for nothing,
264
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,473
but I didn't watch
all this true crime TV
265
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,716
and not learn
how to kidnap somebody.
266
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,429
Step one, don't develop
feelings for the mark.
267
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:21,510
- Jesus. I can hear you.
- Nance!
268
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,016
- Obviously, we were kidding
about abducting you.
269
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:27,479
[laughter]
- I respect the hustle.
270
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,770
You're part of Girls5eva,
right?
271
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,654
- Yeah.
- I remember you.
272
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,281
You had that song on
the soundtrack of "Blue Crush."
273
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,779
- Yeah, "T.B.F."
- T.B.F.
274
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,621
- Tiny butts forever
275
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:43,326
Two silver dollar pancakes
in jeans
276
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:47,170
This will be
what people like forever
277
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,247
T.B.F.,
tiny butts in jeans
278
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,593
- Ha-hah!
- That was us.
279
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,629
I had that CD in my car
when I first moved to LA.
280
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:59,184
Well, you still sound great.
281
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,179
- We're looking for new
management?
282
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,682
- I-I gotta get in there
and start that keynote
283
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,194
before all those boy bands
pop boners and age out.
284
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,440
But I-I do believe
in women helping women.
285
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:15,821
So, uh, come to
the presidential suite at 4:14.
286
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:19,490
- Okay, here's our new music
and some family pictures
287
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,071
from a trip to Gettysburg.
288
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,236
Just ignore those.
289
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:26,714
Or don't.
Enjoy them.
290
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,326
[laughter]
291
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,384
- T.B.F.
tiny butts forever
292
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,338
- You followed me?
293
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,471
- What am I looking
at here, Kev?
294
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,339
- It's...
295
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:44,256
a sanctuary for crabs.
296
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,730
- Are you fucking little crabs?
297
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,610
- No! How?
298
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,107
- I...
299
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,319
- There's a shortage
of shells down here
300
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,189
because tourists take them
off the beach.
301
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,696
- Okay.
302
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:03,778
- I've just been helping these
special guys and gals
303
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,235
graduate to larger casings.
304
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,156
They can use almost
anything as a home.
305
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,544
They really take to doll heads.
306
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:13,172
- Why are you doing this?
307
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,879
- To protect them.
308
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:18,879
If it wasn't for me, they'd be
homeless and sundried and dead.
309
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,883
I give them everything
they need to thrive.
310
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,295
They even get
a custom crab-itat.
311
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,385
Come, come.
312
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,730
The theme of this one
is the Roaring 20s.
313
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,887
- Is that one selling
newspapers?
314
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,725
- I'm so happy
you noticed that.
315
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,272
I know this is a lot
to take in.
316
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,816
I didn't want to tell you
317
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:41,359
because it doesn't go
with the, you know,
318
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:45,494
Kev brand of effortless
breezy cool.
319
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,623
- You could have told me
you got fired.
320
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,160
- I didn't.
I quit.
321
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,245
I'm making decent
enough money on Cameo,
322
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,290
and I am working
on something big.
323
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:58,554
It's a miniature Paris
so they can finally go!
324
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,298
- No.
325
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:04,260
No, no, this doesn't explain
all the trips to the Keys.
326
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:05,682
- Home to nine types
of hermit crabs,
327
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,930
including
the elusive long-claw.
328
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,811
- The two-seater Sea-Doo.
329
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,428
- Running them back from Keys.
330
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,725
- Charges to the florist.
- Flowers mask the smell.
331
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,189
- It really doesn't.
332
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:19,610
What about the bulk
order of condoms?
333
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,451
- It's the perfect slow drip
water source.
334
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,624
- Okay.
335
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:31,709
I imagined a lot of things
that I might find here.
336
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:35,956
No part of me
was prepared for this.
337
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:39,631
- Babe, my whole life,
I've been in a box.
338
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,761
I was doing commercials
before I could read.
339
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,218
- Mm-mm.
340
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:49,219
Mommy, for dessert,
can we have more soup?
341
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,974
- Then I played a string
of troubled nephews
342
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,556
on local soap operas.
343
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,560
- You made one mistake, Uncle.
344
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,654
Having a sister who had me.
345
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,991
- Then a talent scout heard me
singing at my mall church,
346
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,487
and I was in Boys Next Door.
347
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,908
Girl you can put me
in the mood
348
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,947
Let's do kissing
but never nude
349
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,332
Look who went
through pubert, dude
350
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,999
It's the Boys Next Door
351
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,789
Deeper voice and shiny eyes
352
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,713
Growth spurt
hardly recognized
353
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,843
Look who went through
pubert, guys
354
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,550
It's the Boys Next Door
355
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,682
Then I went straight into
the big old box of marriage.
356
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:33,771
Babe, I've never had anything
that was just mine
357
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,978
until I became a crab prince.
358
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,730
- So you're not cheating on me?
359
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,364
- Never!
360
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,490
I don't even look down at it.
Babe, I love you.
361
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,658
This has nothing to do with us.
It's just my thang.
362
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,868
You have your thangs,
Girls5eva and Peloton
363
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,370
and wondering what I'm up to.
364
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,831
- I guess that's true.
365
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:58,331
- Just give this to me, okay?
366
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,535
[gentle music]
367
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,545
- I guess it's better
than golf.
368
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,587
- Oh, that is such
a chiller point, babe.
369
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,933
- Where is she?
- Oh.
370
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,547
- Summer, come on.
We got a meeting with Nance.
371
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,595
- That's amazing!
- Who's Kev skoinking?
372
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:16,769
- Oh, it's so...funny.
373
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,400
No one.
- I'm sorry?
374
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,306
- He's just secretly
rehabilitating
375
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,065
thousands of hermit crabs
and he's building them a Paris.
376
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:26,858
- Oh, boy, this is some
AP level repression
377
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:27,993
coming out sideways here.
378
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,909
Right before I came out,
379
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,778
I was, even among
steampunk circles,
380
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,616
considered way
too into steampunk.
381
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:38,081
[lively music]
382
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:39,623
- No, I'm sorry.
383
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,076
You've gotten into
my head too many times.
384
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,956
Kev is a really good guy.
385
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:46,554
- Of course, he's a great guy!
Everybody loves Kev!
386
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,759
But this is about you, Summer.
387
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,510
How many days have you
seen him this year?
388
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,603
- 16 and a quarter.
- You deserve a real partner.
389
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:58,599
Birthdays, communication,
fights, nachos.
390
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,443
- Oh, my gosh, stop!
I am going to punch you!
391
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,899
- Take your shot,
you piece of gold.
392
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:08,070
And if I am not out cold,
I will punch you back so hard
393
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,491
that the police will wonder
where the adolescent chimp is.
394
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,780
- What are you doing?
395
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,783
Do not bring this energy
into Nance's suite.
396
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,825
You make up, right now.
397
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,449
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry too.
398
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,865
- I really do love you.
- I love you too.
399
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,123
- Come on. Come on.
- I love you more, come on.
400
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,075
- I love you.
401
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,995
- We can't go empty-handed.
402
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,594
[door closes]
403
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,377
- Hi.
404
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,136
- We brought you these.
405
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:36,638
Yeah, I realize, Nance, you
and I met briefly years ago,
406
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:39,561
at Ashlee Simpson's
Walk of Fame removal ceremony.
407
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:43,521
- I'm concerned about the time,
so I'm gonna dive right in.
408
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,863
So I thought about you today,
409
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,780
and you do have
a little traction right now.
410
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,819
Performing with Little Stinker.
[laughter]
411
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,823
Your rant going viral.
412
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,825
- My brief affair with Cray.
- My salad.
413
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:58,748
- And I did listen
to the new music.
414
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,747
- Dawn is our writerer.
415
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,669
- You sure do know
how to write a hook, Dawn.
416
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,667
- Thank you, I do.
- I see potential here.
417
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,170
- Oh.
- I want to work with you.
418
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,092
all: Ah!
419
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,630
- Hot damn, Jingle Ball,
here we come.
420
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,005
- What?
No, no.
421
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,012
Girls5eva needs to break up.
422
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,230
- Break up?
423
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,230
- Navigating this industry
as a group is a fool's errand.
424
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,362
It's only sustainable for
a handful of people at the top.
425
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,571
The touring, the gigging,
426
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,531
fronting your own money
for music videos
427
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,321
as a vanity project
428
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,325
but I do see
individual potential here.
429
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,498
Dawn, I have acts
that need ear warms.
430
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,118
I could easily sell
"Four Stars,"
431
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:47,705
and Bad Bunny could do amazing
things with the splingy.
432
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,672
- That song
is very personal.
433
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,263
- We want to tour.
434
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,547
I mean, we want to show
our dogs the world.
435
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,801
- But ten shows a week
is grueling.
436
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:59,394
Gloria, I have artists that
pay for a dentist to travel
437
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,561
with them just to maintain
their grillz.
438
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,889
- You call them a grill.
439
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:05,314
I call them a storm drain
for oral bacteria.
440
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:08,773
- And Wickie, you are
incredibly telegenic.
441
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,725
And you're full of your own
catch phrases.
442
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,775
- My mouth is a T-shirt gun
of wisdom,
443
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,899
and my ass is what babies
are based on.
444
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,316
- Like that, exactly.
445
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,405
I could get you
a six-figure deal
446
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,581
as a judge on
"American Warrior Singer."
447
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,409
- [gasps]
Mmm.
448
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:27,246
- It films 58 weeks
a year in Atlanta.
449
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,292
- Atlanta?
- Tax breaks.
450
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,876
And Summer, so many options.
- Really?
451
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,721
- The Jesus-y arm of
the Hallmark movie circuit.
452
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:34,917
- Yeah.
453
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,756
- Bladder leak
underpants campaign.
454
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,601
- I love those.
- Woo.
455
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,806
- So, if we sign with you,
there'll be no more Girls5eva?
456
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,637
- What even is Girls5eva?
457
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,562
You were thrown together
by Larry Plumb
458
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,391
when the state took away
his animal acts.
459
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,226
- Wait.
460
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:51,781
What if you rep us as a group
for one year, and then we--
461
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,856
- Look, I'm trying to help
you here,
462
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:57,282
but this meeting is already
14 seconds over time,
463
00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,782
which means my dog will only
get head scritches tonight.
464
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,245
Let Ermes know
no tum-tum rubs.
465
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:07,457
Now, I promise you this is
the best anyone will offer you.
466
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:09,419
Think about it.
But not for too long.
467
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,339
I'm wheels up at 8:12
and anchors down at 9:00.
468
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,959
I am going to take
the sea plane to my boat.
469
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,755
- Oh.
470
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,550
Okay.
471
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,850
- Ah!
- Good, we agree.
472
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,685
- This was never
about money for me.
473
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,651
It was about being part
of something.
474
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,402
Because I love you guys.
475
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,823
- We love you.
- And you're all in my will.
476
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,661
all: Oh!
477
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,487
- I have a parrot I haven't
talked about who won't die,
478
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,832
and one of you is getting him.
479
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:42,946
- Yeah, I couldn't
leave you guys
480
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:46,622
and go be on TV in Atlanta.
481
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,583
I don't want to dress up
to go to the mall.
482
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,713
- And I'm not selling
"Four Stars."
483
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,920
I mean, our talent got us
on the radio before.
484
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,671
- No, it didn't.
[sighs]
485
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:56,723
- It's not a sunburn.
I nodded off at Benihana.
486
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,676
- You're not a part
of this, Larry.
487
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,637
- You think your talent
got you on the radio
488
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,007
back when my knees
were gorgeous?
489
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:05,773
You know how many people
have talent?
490
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,267
How come every crack head's
first offer
491
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,558
is I'll suck your dick?
492
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,941
- Ugh!
- Work up to that, people.
493
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,018
Maybe start with,
I'll digitize your old photos.
494
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,613
[laughs]
495
00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,689
- See?
Talent's a dime a dozen.
496
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:20,525
The only reason you got on
the radio was because I paid.
497
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:23,702
- Paid who?
- I made a sizeable donation
498
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,912
to the promotional budget
of Johnny and the Doink
499
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,372
over at CrouchFM.
500
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:28,832
- Oh.
501
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,422
- The Doink did have
suspiciously nice air horns.
502
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:35,338
- Okay, but our talent kept us
on the radio for 21 weeks.
503
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,668
- Why you always got to fart
in our tights, Larry?
504
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,724
- Maybe I'm mad because
my B-pop group sold me
505
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,718
a fake cell phone
and stole my rental car
506
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,970
but you're clinging
to a fantasy.
507
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:47,472
This biz may seem all shiny
and perfect on the outside,
508
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,555
but inside it's full of crab.
509
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:52,021
- Crab, what?
- Crap!
510
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:55,402
Ow! My burnt face
makes it hard to say Ps. Ow.
511
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,570
- That's enough, Larry.
Just get outta here!
512
00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,069
- I can't.
This is where I'm supposed
513
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,610
to meet the hotel nurse.
514
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,703
Oh, it's a guy.
Forget it.
515
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,409
I'll just stick my face
in the pool. Ow.
516
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:09,370
- Larry's right.
I am clinging to a fantasy.
517
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,832
- The Kev stuff sinks in
518
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,752
because Larry accidentally
said it?
519
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,421
- Well, I'm sorry, he's still
an authority figure to me
520
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,960
because he wears
a very big watch.
521
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,053
- Whatever, I'll take it.
522
00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:20,919
Good for you, Summer!
523
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,545
- Sometimes you just need
a little push
524
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:28,934
To find a home
525
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,733
Hack yeah, Rebecca.
526
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,557
[door closes]
[clicks tongue]
527
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:33,732
Hey, babe.
528
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,480
[gentle music]
529
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,982
- Kev, I love you.
530
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,744
But this isn't
a real relationship.
531
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:45,488
There are lies,
and you're never home.
532
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,582
I deserve more.
533
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:50,408
And don't just say
that you're gonna
534
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:52,583
come home
three weekends a month.
535
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:54,002
- I couldn't do that.
That's too much.
536
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,630
This place would look like
Jonestown.
537
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,748
- I don't want to pretend
that everything is fine
538
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:04,045
just because I love being
half of Summer and Kev.
539
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:06,592
I mean, the most
intimate experience
540
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:09,716
I had this year was riding
a city bike over cobblestones.
541
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:12,814
It's not normal.
- Hey, nothing's going on.
542
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:15,691
At least I'm not golfing!
[laughs]
543
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:19,645
- Okay, Kev.
544
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:23,781
If you have, like,
unprocessed feelings,
545
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,110
let's talk about those.
- No, no, no, I am all good.
546
00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:28,156
I am eatin' good
in the neighborhood.
547
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:29,989
That's an Applebee's reference.
548
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:33,955
- I just think
it means something
549
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:36,167
that you want to
spend all your time
550
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:39,747
saving creatures that hide.
551
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,764
- I don't want to talk, Summer.
552
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:45,506
I just want to watch this crab
graduate from one doll head
553
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,180
to a slightly larger doll head.
554
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,968
And I don't know or care
to explore why.
555
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:56,814
- Well, then I can't keep
doing this.
556
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,863
Maybe instead of being
Summer and Kev...
557
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:05,204
we should just be Summer.
558
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,566
And Kev.
559
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,873
- What are you talking about?
560
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:11,077
Separate websites?
I'll never give you that.
561
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,037
- [sighs]
562
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:27,474
I'm talking about
divorce, babe.
563
00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:33,221
[upbeat music]
564
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:40,154
565
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,743
- Ugh!
566
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:48,237
- You okay?
- Why am I being an idiot?
567
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:50,739
There's a real job
on the other side of that door,
568
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:53,702
a job on TV,
where I get to go,
569
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:56,543
[fake laugh]
we'll be right back.
570
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,919
But I can't leave them again,
they're my friends.
571
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,917
- If I got offered, literally,
any other job than this one,
572
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,090
I would take it.
573
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:06,458
So many big pubes
on tiny soaps.
574
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,717
- Nance, thank you so much.
575
00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,223
I'm really glad it worked out.
576
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,926
[dramatic music]
577
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:19,766
- That little stinker.
578
00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:26,691
579
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:40,957
- I am starving.
Benihana?
580
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,999
- I want you to know I don't
judge you because I did it too.
581
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:47,051
How are we gonna tell
Summer and Gloria?
582
00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:50,298
- Tell them what?
- I saw you upstairs, Dawn.
583
00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:52,932
You took the deal,
so then I took the deal.
584
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:56,059
- What? Wickie,
I didn't take the deal.
585
00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:59,057
I went back to Nance and sold
"Stronger than the Best"
586
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,690
and "Monster Mash 2,"
our scraps.
587
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,978
- What? My flight to Atlanta
leaves in 40 minutes!
588
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:08,193
Because reality TV judges
work tugboat captain hours.
589
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,784
- You're Wickie-ing?
590
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:11,859
- Because I thought
you were Wickie-ing!
591
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:15,775
- I went to Nance for us,
because I'm all in.
592
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,985
I got us money
to put back into the group!
593
00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,286
[phone chimes]
594
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:22,169
- Ugh, my driver's here.
Shit!
595
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:24,127
- So undo it, Wickie!
596
00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,878
- I don't know, Dawn.
597
00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:32,052
Maybe Nance is right and this
is the best it's gonna get.
598
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,056
I'm sorry.
599
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,898
Spend the money
on your kid's college.
600
00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:51,744
- I already spent it.
601
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,948
[somber music]
602
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:58,869
- It's DJ Squeeeb here
with a new track
603
00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:01,330
I'm only playing because
it appeals to my taste.
604
00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,751
"Four Stars" by Girls5eva.
605
00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,830
[air horn]
606
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,955
- Ooh, that sounds like
a new air horn.
607
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:11,763
- She got us on the radio.
608
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:14,218
- So Atlanta, huh?
609
00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:16,679
What you got,
like, best friends there?
610
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,760
- I'm here with you
611
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:23,386
- Then you whip your
hair like
612
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:26,345
Watch me now,
snappy, snappy
613
00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:28,306
Figure eights
with your waist
614
00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:30,776
Wink with two eyes
then shrug it out
615
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:32,397
Shrug it out,
shrug it out
616
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:34,654
Pop your hip,
front dip, jacket zip
617
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,736
Hat tip, chef's kiss,
floppy wrist
618
00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:38,871
You can't handle this
619
00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:42,288
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you've got it now
620
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,408
You're starting
to splingy
621
00:27:44,456 --> 00:27:48,246
Take a breath
and stretch it out
622
00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:50,673
'Cause it's just beginning
623
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:53,092
Next you get all shy
624
00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:56,261
Like you wanna cry
but it's just an act
625
00:27:56,301 --> 00:27:58,431
You're not shy,
so try
626
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,930
Now feature your butt
then spin around
627
00:28:00,972 --> 00:28:03,272
Spin about, spin it
till you hear the sound
628
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:05,058
[bell dings]
That wasn't the sound
629
00:28:05,101 --> 00:28:06,771
Keep on spinning
[thunder rumbles]
630
00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:08,691
Yeah that was the sound
631
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:11,730
You can safely stop
632
00:28:11,775 --> 00:28:15,195
So you can start
to trucker horn
633
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:18,026
Trapped then walk
but sexual
634
00:28:18,073 --> 00:28:19,743
Waggy, waggy
635
00:28:19,783 --> 00:28:21,163
Quick belt change,
but deranged
636
00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,081
Grind up on a gust
637
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,459
Then shake it out,
shake it out, shake it out
638
00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:27,077
Jog in place,
frame your face
639
00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:29,293
Give chase, first base,
show some lace
640
00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,804
Robot face, go ahead
and flip your space
641
00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:35,966
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you've all got it now
642
00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:37,927
That's the thingy
643
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:41,427
Only thing left to do
is repeat it two more times
644
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,771
To make one complete
splingy
645
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:45,387
- Good night, everybody!
- Good night!
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