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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,677 - What up, MTV? [applause] 2 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:18,023 All winter, we have been headlining the Zero Rules Tour 3 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:19,639 brought to you by Perdue Zero. 4 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,766 - The first chicken that's zero bones, 5 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,773 zero calories. 6 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:27,185 - Climb on, and let's see how we ride. 7 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:30,155 [upbeat music] 8 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,196 - I'm Ashley, the fun one. 9 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,330 Whoo! So this is Summer. 10 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,907 She's-- - The hot one. 11 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:38,002 What? Pat O'Brien said it! 12 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,868 - Here is Wickie, the fierce one. 13 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:41,044 - True. 14 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,042 - Oh, and these are our snacks. 15 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,213 - Ow! - Oh! 16 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:45,001 - Oh, my gosh! - Sorry, hon. 17 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,585 - No, it's okay. 18 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:51,339 It's all good in the hood, whatevs.com.geocity/cool. 19 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:54,224 - And that's why Dawn is the chill one, y'all. 20 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:56,472 Where's Gloria? - Oh, up here! 21 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,894 Desmond wanted to drink, so I was like, "I'll drive." 22 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:01,443 Next stop, San Diego! 23 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,938 - Gloria is always working 25/8, 24 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,860 and, well, that's our bus. 25 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,439 Up next on "The Real World," 26 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,364 everyone is still afraid of the really nice Black guy. 27 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,953 [upbeat music] 28 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:13,698 - * Gonna be famous 5 eva * 29 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,410 * 'Cause forever's too short * 30 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,541 - * It's too short * 31 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,958 - * Gonna be famous 3 gether * 32 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:24,957 * Cause that's one more than together * 33 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:27,301 * Gonna be famous 5 eva * 34 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:30,627 * 'Cause forever's too short * 35 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,394 * So what are you waiting five * 36 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:37,806 * Girls5eva * 37 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,640 - Girls' trip! 38 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,095 - This is not a vacation, Summer. 39 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:44,444 - Okay. 40 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:45,729 - We are locking ourselves in a cabin, 41 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:46,942 and we are not coming out 42 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:48,821 until we have a Jingle Ball- worthy anthem. 43 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:52,108 - I'm flipping pumped! It's been impossible to focus. 44 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:53,783 - Ah, you're gonna love this place. 45 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:57,162 It's so worth the money. Thanks for the Venmos, ladies. 46 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,290 The owner is très chic, 47 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,787 lives between Ibiza and Arizona. 48 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,620 - I haven't been to the Catskills since I moved 49 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,665 my Halloween stuff out of Caroline's cabin. 50 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,339 - Who's Caroline? - Is that your mom? 51 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,667 - I thought your mom died. - My ex! 52 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,013 - Oh. 53 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:12,627 - She always wanted me to pop up for the weekend, 54 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,014 but when you're building a practice, 55 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,680 you don't have weekends off. 56 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,429 God, imagine-- 57 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,970 Imagine if we end up running into her. 58 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,726 Can you imagine? 59 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:24,767 Oh, my god. No! 60 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,651 [upbeat music] 61 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,899 - Thank God. I can actually hear 62 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:30,861 myself think. 63 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,820 [shutter sounds] 64 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:33,991 Okay. 65 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,909 Wham, bam, 'Grammed. 66 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,567 Let's get cracking, ladies. 67 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:39,655 - Ooh, they have a fireplace. 68 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:43,331 Maybe we could light a fire for some inspo. 69 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,911 I don't see any firewood, though. 70 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,746 I don't know how that works. 71 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:50,250 - Oh, there isn't any. Dang. I'm on it. 72 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,835 I'm gonna run to the farmer's market. 73 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,170 - Oh, okay. - Okay, everyone else, 74 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,215 phones in a bowl. 75 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,969 I want total focus, no distractions. 76 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,181 Come on. 77 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,100 Come on. In the bowl. 78 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,519 Good girl. 79 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,637 [slow keyboard chords] 80 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:10,225 - Girls5eva is flawless, aspirational. 81 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,483 We need something that can motivate bitches 82 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,074 on SoulCycle bikes 83 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,239 or play on the news after a devastating hurricane. 84 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,358 - Oh, no. Where? Are all the dogs okay? 85 00:03:17,405 --> 00:03:19,365 - Wickie, I like that. Strength. 86 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,197 - Strength. - Yeah, maybe something like... 87 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,452 * * 88 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,084 * Stronger * 89 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,330 - * Than the best * 90 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,544 What? 91 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,923 all: * Stronger than the best * 92 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,549 - Wait, guys. Before we go any further, 93 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,049 I do need to say, it's very important to me 94 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:40,642 that the song mentions the Infinity neck pillow. 95 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,639 - Stop making deals, Summer. - I'm not making deals. 96 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,022 The song is to get the deal. 97 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,269 What if we sing in that, 98 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:50,400 like, indie-pop, throaty baby, like-- 99 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:53,318 [scatting with raspy voice] 100 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,912 - Hey, Summer, you know what would be a huge help? 101 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,450 Would you make the salad? 102 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,663 - I'm good. 103 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,253 I smelled a McDonald's on the way up, 104 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:08,417 so I can stay and collab. 105 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,326 - Or you could go and collab, 106 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,375 because behind every great song 107 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,959 is an even better salad. Tell her, Dawn. 108 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,375 - Yes. 109 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,513 John was only able to write "Come Together" 110 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:22,471 once he knew Paul was handling the salad. 111 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,433 - [laughs] Is that true? 112 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:29,394 Yeah, five sure. [laughs] 113 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,396 Oh, you know, and thanks 114 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,768 for trusting me with, like, this. 115 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:37,526 Thank you. I can do this. 116 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:40,906 - Okay, hit the hook again. 117 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,867 both: * Stronger than the best-- * 118 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:45,118 - Oh, ow! 119 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,790 - Oh, come on! 120 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,908 - I couldn't get the knife drawer open, 121 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,415 so I used a knife! 122 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,537 - Find a Band-Aid, Summer. 123 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:57,094 Be the hero of your own journey! 124 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,840 [light rustic music playing] 125 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,965 - Rest assured, this tree died of natural causes. 126 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,223 - Gloria? 127 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,015 - You look well! 128 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,729 What? Caroline! 129 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,031 - This is crazy. What are you doing up here? 130 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,187 Are all the teeth fixed in the city? 131 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,065 - No. Meth got to New York. 132 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:25,412 - Is Dr. Gloria McManus on vacation? 133 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,240 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 134 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:31,705 I'm up here just chillaxing, just, you know, leaf peeping 135 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:35,498 and creek sniffing, and I might draw 136 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:39,093 an owl or something, if it warrants the pen. 137 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:43,893 - This is different. You worked on our wedding day. 138 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,597 - Well, at least the lab coat was white, right? 139 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,678 And the blood was borrowed and new. 140 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:49,853 - Right. 141 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,061 It looks like I have a customer. 142 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,401 I have a stand here. - Oh, hidey ho. 143 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,476 Look at who's the workaholic now. 144 00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:00,240 My stand. Must get to my stand. 145 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,526 Oh, is this cheddar? 146 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,200 - It's soap! 147 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:08,239 - Honestly, could be either one because that is really good. 148 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:11,084 I'm gonna save that and take a shower with it. 149 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:14,290 - Ow. I hate it. 150 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,792 - What's the holdup? 151 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,844 - There are no Band-Aids anywhere. 152 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,377 - Check the owner's closet. 153 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,051 They always have supplies in there. 154 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,009 - Oh, no, no. I don't think we should open that. 155 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,509 - We're in a Nest Cam blind spot. 156 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,221 - Here. Let me. Watch out! Move it. 157 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,181 - Oh. - Summer, no! No! 158 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,061 Put the knife down! 159 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:31,598 - Okay. 160 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,641 [mysterious music] 161 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,475 - Well, look who loosened it. 162 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,820 - Wheels up. Leaving derailment city. 163 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,614 - Okay. 164 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,112 [screaming] 165 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,494 [both screaming] 166 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,497 - Who are you? You are scaring us! 167 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,368 - I'm Daphne, the owner. 168 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,996 - Don't you divide your time between Ibiza and Arizona? 169 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:01,714 - You got me. See, this is my only residence, 170 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,835 so when I Airbnb it, I hole up in here. 171 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,972 It is called the owner's closet. 172 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,639 If you opened a broom closet 173 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,887 and there was no broom, that'd be weird. 174 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:17,023 - Do you have a Band-Aid? 175 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,982 - I'm not one for name brands. 176 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:21,272 - Okay. - All righty then. 177 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,646 Have a great weekend. 178 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:25,902 - Oh... - Tracks for me. 179 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:29,365 - Wickie, we can't just leave her in the closet. 180 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,907 - It's her choice. 181 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:34,370 - Summer, back me up. - I don't know. 182 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:37,372 Dracula lives in a coffin. He's very rich. 183 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,165 - This weekend is about getting our asses to Jingle Ball, 184 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,500 and I'm worried-- 185 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,254 - That she's gonna Yoko the salad. 186 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,472 - Okay. 187 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:48,717 I, for one, can't let a woman rot in the closet. 188 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,260 I have been to every women's march 189 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,604 that went by my apartment. 190 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,219 Daphne? 191 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,765 Hi. Please come out. 192 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,611 - Oh, no. I'm fine in my ma'am cave. 193 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:01,937 I'm binging "Emeril Live." 194 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,441 I'm on the episode where they went HD. 195 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,323 Now it's a hand-vein show. 196 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,571 - Please. We insist. 197 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,123 [warm music] 198 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,736 - Really? 199 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:17,464 Well, okay. 200 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,537 You won't even know I'm here. 201 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,542 * * 202 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:27,416 - Is this salve also handmade? - That's actually footmade. 203 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,755 - Huh. 204 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:35,311 And did one pair of feet make it or two? 205 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,186 - Just one. - You're not dating anyone? 206 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,765 Or you're dating somebody with no feet, 207 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,774 or you're dating someone with feet 208 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,276 that doesn't want to help you with your stand, 209 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,487 and, I mean, I don't know why they would not be 210 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,238 supportive of you, I mean, unless-- 211 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,360 - I'm not dating anyone. 212 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:54,276 - Delightful! I'll take the salve then. 213 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,747 How's Cornell treating you? 214 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,327 - Oh, I left. 215 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,042 Adjunct pay was garbage. I'm at Columbia now. 216 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:03,714 - Really? 217 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,252 So you're back in the city, huh? 218 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:10,046 - Yep, three days a week. Gave you a big discount. 219 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:12,973 - Thank you. 220 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,431 - Looks like I'm done for the day. 221 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,641 You cleaned me out. 222 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:20,440 - Oh. Cool. Cool. Yeah. 223 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:24,397 I'm probably just gonna go admire the artistry 224 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,399 of a spider's web or whatevs. 225 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:30,652 [upbeat music] 226 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,605 - Do you want to hang out? 227 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,155 - Yes! Sorry. 228 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,619 That was a combination of yep and let's, 229 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,738 but you know what I meant, right? 230 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:38,946 - * La-la * - * Stronger * 231 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,285 - * Something * - * Stronger * 232 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,790 - * Praise for the * - * Stronger * 233 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:47,501 both: * We are stronger than the best * 234 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:50,665 - Oh. 235 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,425 - What? 236 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,007 - No, no. I like it, 237 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,762 but if you're stronger than the best, 238 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,555 wouldn't that make you the best? 239 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,558 So why are they still the best? 240 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:04,483 - I think we just became stronger than the best 241 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:05,691 during the song, 242 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,360 so technically we are the best now. 243 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,190 It's not reflected in the rankings yet. 244 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,031 - Why? 245 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,991 - Because they come out on Mondays. 246 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,912 - Hi! 247 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,580 I know you said no phones, but quickie quesch. 248 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,368 Are croutons wood? 249 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,542 [phone ringing] 250 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,539 - Oh, it's Quest Diagnostics with results 251 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:24,581 or billing questions. 252 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,254 Can someone hold my hand? 253 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:29,922 - It's okay. 254 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:30,923 You can squeeze as hard as you want. 255 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,924 I'm a righty. 256 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,593 - This is she. 257 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,256 No. I'm not sitting down. 258 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:43,015 Because I don't want to. Because my butt hurts. 259 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,015 It's okay. You didn't know. 260 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,482 [placid music] 261 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,573 * * 262 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,779 - * Forest hearth * 263 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,609 * And muskrat wine * 264 00:10:54,654 --> 00:11:00,414 * And felted touch near river's crest * 265 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,752 * Father sky and critter's breath * 266 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:07,998 * Rekindling * 267 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:13,129 * Autumn gust, tenders hush * 268 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:18,603 * And lovers' dove by daytime noon * 269 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,926 * Brandy grass near breaching trout * 270 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:27,943 * Rekindling * 271 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,609 both: I miss this. 272 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,317 - Jinx! 273 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:35,068 * * 274 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,451 * Rekindling * 275 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,701 - You have reached the answering service 276 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,035 of Dr. Gloria McManus. 277 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:48,251 If this is a dental emergency, press one. 278 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,341 - You use teeth for salad! 279 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,547 - What is the nature of your dental emergency? 280 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,087 - Hi. Yeah, sorry. 281 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,760 I need you to page Gloria to make an emergency salad. 282 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:01,511 Her groceries are all just hot dogs and noodles! 283 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:06,394 I tried Googling it, but salad is a QAnon conspiracy theory. 284 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,854 The group gave me the hardest job, 285 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,404 and we need to get to Jingle Ball! 286 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,607 - Ma'am, have you had nitrous oxide for a procedure? 287 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,318 Because what you're saying is not making sense. 288 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,649 - Oh, my God. 289 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:16,994 You're right. 290 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:20,368 [laughing hysterically] This makes no sense. 291 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,077 They put me on salad duty, ma'am, 292 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,658 because they didn't think that I could do it. 293 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,325 Well, they're gonna be sorry 294 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,293 because I'm gonna make the greatest salad 295 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,003 that the world has ever freaking seen, 296 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:35,633 or I am going to die finding it! 297 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,087 - Box of shorts, navy, one pocket. 298 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,335 - Is the pocket centered? 299 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,506 Because I need a centered pocket. 300 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,515 - Um, it doesn't... 301 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,057 - Dawn. 302 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,560 - One second. 303 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,979 - Is this woman your mother, 304 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,443 and you're too ashamed to tell us? 305 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,362 - No. She lost her glasses. 306 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:59,201 - Ooh, these scented stickers have gone bad. 307 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,607 - I'm putting her in a closet. 308 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,446 - She's not granola bars. 309 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,541 - I bought my mother a house. I'm allowed to do whatever. 310 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:08,747 - No, Wickie, please don't. I'll make sure we can work. 311 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,458 I promise. 312 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,747 - Great. 313 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,963 - Hey, Daphne. 314 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,724 - Smell this! It's not grapes anymore! 315 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,547 - Oh. Jesus. 316 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,472 Hey, do you have any friends or family close by? 317 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,851 - Yeah. 318 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,848 My parents are just up the road. 319 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,849 - Would you ever want to go stay with them? 320 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,022 - In the graveyard? - Oh. 321 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,521 I'm so sorry. 322 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,152 - No. I'm sorry. 323 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:37,109 I'm messing up your weekend. I'll hit the clos. 324 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,070 - No, no. Don't go back in the clos. 325 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,200 You deserve to stay somewhere better. 326 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,118 How about a motel? 327 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,737 - Oh, I couldn't. 328 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,754 I'm the one that's supposed to be in hospitality. 329 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,867 How can I serve you? You guys want massages? 330 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,285 Ooh, or I could draw you 331 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,133 if you're okay looking like Garfield. 332 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,628 I can only draw Garfield. 333 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,750 - Please, just do the motel. 334 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,206 It'll make me feel better. 335 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,755 I already got you an Uber. 336 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,629 - Put in request conversation. 337 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:07,644 - * Cupid's crest and winter's blush * 338 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:12,021 * Rekindling * 339 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,978 I like the new ink. It was like an Easter egg hunt 340 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,145 finding all your Anne Lamott quotes. 341 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,074 - Yeah. I went a little crazy. 342 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,284 - Look at us. We're a couple of Kid McCoys. 343 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,414 - Hmm? - Oh, the bare-knuckle brawler 344 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,412 who got back with his ex-wife. 345 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,214 I know everyone who has done it. 346 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,458 Jean-Claude Van Damme. Gladys Portugues. 347 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,631 And then Judge Judy and Jerry Judy. 348 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,590 - G, this was great, but we're not back together. 349 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:46,342 - What do you mean? No, we fixed all our problems. 350 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,216 You're at Colombia, and I'm not a workaholic anymore, 351 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,474 and we just had a dream day. 352 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,596 - Oh, hon, just because you're not at work 353 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,023 doesn't mean you're not working. 354 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,811 - What? 355 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:01,186 - You spent hours trying to keep those candles lit. 356 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,154 You called yourself a dumb bitch 357 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,034 because you didn't catch a Frisbee. 358 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,121 You couldn't even relax drawing that owl. 359 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,453 [light music] 360 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:14,084 - And that's a canary beak again. 361 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,047 - Well, I mean, if today was so terrible, 362 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,706 why'd we sleep together? 363 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,375 - Well, I've always admired that work ethic in the bedroom. 364 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,554 It's bananas. But otherwise, it's too much. 365 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,140 - Good God. How did I get like this? 366 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,638 Was I ever able to just have fun? 367 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,688 [dramatic musical sting] 368 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,731 Bus. 369 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,154 Oh, my God! 370 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:45,072 What's up, MTV? 371 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,991 Our bus just landed at the first stop 372 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,740 of our tour, Buffalo, New York! 373 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,454 We can't wait to kick back, get crazy. 374 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,785 Zero plans. Zero rules. 375 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,920 - What up, Girls5eva? 376 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,127 - Oh, the Boybies. 377 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,379 - Five of them. Five of us. 378 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,840 - Yes. - Hear, hear. 379 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,380 - The bad boy of Boybies just yipped at you. 380 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,394 I hear he is gelled from tip to tail. 381 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,807 Get it, girl. - Uh, yeah. 382 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:15,636 I love to skoink, but I got to work on my choreo, 383 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,104 you know, feed the snake we perform with. 384 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,064 Yeah. You know, these tires 385 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:23,065 are really low, so you guys go. 386 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,608 Go enjoy the bright lights 387 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,071 and stunning sounds of Buffalo, New York. 388 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,612 - Okay. - Okay. 389 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,275 - Yep, yep, yep. 390 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:34,333 - * La da da, da de de * 391 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,289 [light orchestral music] 392 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,500 * * 393 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:45,706 - Are you sure you don't need a sec? 394 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,295 - I don't want to stop our momentum. 395 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,510 I can work from the toilet. Yeah. 396 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,892 [gentle guitar music] 397 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:56,058 * And what about whoever was the best before * 398 00:16:56,099 --> 00:17:00,309 - * No they don't know that they aren't the best no more * 399 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,194 both: * Because we filed the paperwork * 400 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,861 * But it's Yom Kippur * 401 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,820 - * Yom Kippur * 402 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,651 - * Yom Kippur... * - Keep singing. 403 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,526 I just-- I need to tune something. 404 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,294 - * Yom, Yom, Yom, Yom * 405 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,906 [mischievous music] 406 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:20,123 - Hey. You didn't go to the motel? 407 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,205 - You got me thinking. 408 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,670 I do deserve a better place to stay, 409 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,711 and a motel is just a patch. 410 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,915 Next weekend, I'll be back in the closet 411 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,295 peeing into a basket of Easter grass. 412 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,303 So I went to Heidelberg's True Value 413 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:39,636 and used your money for this. It's a yurt, and it's a palace. 414 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,944 - You gave her money? - For a motel! 415 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,150 This is better. She's investing in herself. 416 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:49,821 - Assembly requires four men or nine daughters. 417 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:55,116 - Oh, mm. 418 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,278 Well, it looks like we need 419 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,116 to find something called the deever. 420 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,161 - Ugh! 421 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:03,115 [upbeat music] 422 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,956 * * 423 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,973 [music] 424 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,467 - Wickie. 425 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,969 - Are you Dawn from Daphne5eva? 426 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,101 - It's called being nice. - This is not you being nice. 427 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,599 This is sick. - How? 428 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,811 - Because this is all about you. 429 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,651 You can't handle the idea of someone not liking you, 430 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,358 so you buy jeans you don't even like 431 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:27,688 because you feel bad 432 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,822 about taking up the salesperson's time 433 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:33,609 or give Uber drivers five stars even if they fart. 434 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,365 You're terrified of confrontation, 435 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,447 unless it's with me after Fallon. 436 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,702 I'm the great exception. 437 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,663 - Hey, that took me 15 years, 438 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,624 and I was full of Negronis! - [gasps] 439 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,084 - It's fine. I looked it up. 440 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,964 It's named after Count Camino Negroni. 441 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,711 - Dawn, if we're gonna make this group into something, 442 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,673 you're gonna have to grow some labia majoras 443 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:52,724 and start telling it like it is. 444 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,511 [gentle wondrous music] 445 00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:01,224 * * 446 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:04,186 - I made salad. 447 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,647 - Okay. 448 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,818 Why are your feet so dirty? 449 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:14,072 - Fine. 450 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,662 I walked to a Chili's by the highway, 451 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,369 and this very sweet teenager made it for me 452 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,080 because I don't know how to cook salad 453 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,711 because I don't know how to do anything 454 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:30,419 because I never had to learn 455 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:33,052 because I'm just too hot. 456 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,919 - Is it 'cause you left school? 457 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:37,928 - You guys think that I don't know 458 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,889 that you put me on salad to get me out of your wigs? 459 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:44,520 Oh, you roll your eyes at my ideas 460 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:49,729 just because they're terrible, but your ideas are not great. 461 00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:54,073 "Stronger than the best"? What does that even mean? 462 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,570 - The song explains it! It hinges on paperwork! 463 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,454 - Ah, shit. That's bad. 464 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,911 We have nothing. 465 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,660 We spent all this money to come up here 466 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,502 and have a perfect weekend, and we have nothing. 467 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,787 - Money, nah. The place was free. 468 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:08,671 Dawn, come on. We got work to do. 469 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,288 - The place, I'm sorry, was not free. 470 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,916 I Venmoed Wickie $300. 471 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,473 - So did I. 472 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:20,637 - It's gauche to talk business, but if you must know, 473 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:23,889 I'm Instagramming my weekend so our stay is free. 474 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,692 - But you still charged us? 475 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,686 - A fraction of what those posts are worth. 476 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,819 Toilet the Cat follows me! 477 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,976 - Oh, but it's such a bad idea that I'm out there hustling, 478 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,236 trying to make us 479 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,607 the official neck of the Infinity neck pillow? 480 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,275 - Ugh! - Hey, hey, hey. 481 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,743 Everybody take a breath. 482 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,123 We're not gonna get anywhere if we turn on each other. 483 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,080 - Ah! - Oh! 484 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,621 - Girls5eva broke me! 485 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,624 I didn't want to mack it with Boybies, 486 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,456 so I became the hard worker, 487 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,801 and I never stopped, and now Caroline 488 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,667 doesn't want to be with me even though we skoinked! 489 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,175 - When did you have time to skoink? 490 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,676 - Did you not even notice that I've been gone all day? 491 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,141 Of course you didn't. 492 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,100 Just like none of you ever noticed anything 493 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,561 when I was struggling back in the day! 494 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,351 - With acne or-- - With coming out! 495 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:12,516 - Right, right. 496 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,324 - I mean, I dropped super gay hints. 497 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:17,737 I insisted that I wear a helmet during "Space Boys." 498 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,155 - * Space boys * 499 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,777 * It's a boy-kissing mission * 500 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,905 - You should've picked up on that. 501 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,622 - Who the hell are you? 502 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,662 - Daphne, Dawn's best friend. - Ugh. 503 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,326 - Gloria, I'm so sorry 504 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,794 we didn't pay more attention, then and now. 505 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,045 - Yeah. Me, too. We can do better. 506 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:41,177 - And I feel terrible asking this now, but who's Caroline? 507 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:43,597 - [sighs heavily] 508 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:48,016 - Oh, this cabinet is-- this is wobbly. 509 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,558 Guess I'm gonna have to make a shim for that one. 510 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:55,858 No. No more. 511 00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,979 I'm not gonna be the hard worker anymore. 512 00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:02,156 I'm gonna be me. I want to start over. 513 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,697 - So do I! 514 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,160 I don't want to just be the hot one. 515 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:09,041 I wanna know stuff, read about stuff in books, 516 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,709 and then, when I take my glasses off, 517 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:11,917 people will say, 518 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:14,456 "Oh, my God. Wow. She's also hot." 519 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,251 Ha! 520 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,054 - I shouldn't have been sneaky before. 521 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,298 Maybe I don't have to be the fierce one. 522 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,380 Pride, step aside! 523 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,795 - Okay. Okay. 524 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,850 - I need to borrow $1.8 million. 525 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,899 - Well, that was very brave. - Yes. 526 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:37,727 - Oh, I feel a weight lifted, Lord! 527 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,654 Dawn, it's your turn. 528 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:40,743 - Okay. - Shed your skin. 529 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:41,987 - Shed it! - Shed it! 530 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,318 - Shed it! - Okay! 531 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,735 Daphne. 532 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,083 - Tell her. 533 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:51,248 - We have had a good but not perfect stay, 534 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:56,247 and we're gonna give your Airbnb four stars. 535 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,842 - Oh! 536 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,128 - Four stars. 537 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:01,801 That's funny because it's, like, 538 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,340 what we are, you know? Like, we're four stars. 539 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,715 - Summer, you're a genius. That should be our song. 540 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:11,433 An anthem to things that aren't perfect 541 00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:14,314 but are still great, just like the four of us. 542 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:16,402 - Like lip injections... 543 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:19,018 and the of four us. My idea from before. 544 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:22,605 all: * So what if we risk it all and try * 545 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,612 * Knowing we might fall * 546 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:27,574 * But we might fly * 547 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,615 * Who cares what they say * 548 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:31,789 * We're gonna do it our way * 549 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:34,868 * Like Sinatra or Burger King * 550 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,714 * Five stars is a lie * 551 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:42,091 * No one is perfect so then why try * 552 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,670 * Unless it's out of ten * 553 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,376 * Five stars is pretend * 554 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,796 * Let's wear our imperfection * 555 00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:50,305 * We're coming up * 556 00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:51,557 * Coming up * 557 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:52,678 * Coming up * 558 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:53,894 * Coming up * 559 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,813 * Four stars * 560 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:57,983 - We're... all: * Coming up * 561 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,361 * Coming up * 562 00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:01,267 * Coming up * 563 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:04,896 * Four stars * 564 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,494 * Coming up, coming up * 565 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:10,239 * Coming up, coming up four stars * 566 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:13,873 - Dawn, I did it! It's so good! 567 00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,832 all: * Coming up, coming up * 568 00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:19,672 * Four stars * 569 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,089 - What? - What? 570 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:25,008 - That was so good! That was so good. 571 00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:30,548 - * Stronger stronger * 572 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:35,805 * Stronger than the best * 573 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,690 I should've told them about that time 574 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:39,597 I won "American Idol." 575 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,400 Ah, Daphne. That's not interesting. 576 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,987 - * Boarding the rocket * 577 00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:51,779 * Lipstick in our pocket * 578 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:55,195 * Kisses on the docket * 579 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:59,455 * 5eva's hottest searching for * 580 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,709 * Space boys * 581 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:04,302 * It's a boy-kissing mission * 582 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,507 * A boy-kissing mission * 583 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:09,428 * Space boys * 584 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:12,387 * We found a planet full of girls but we left * 585 00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:14,429 * See you later * - We checked Mars. 586 00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:16,352 - * They weren't there * - We checked Venus. 587 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:18,141 - * They weren't there * - We checked the stars. 588 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,944 * They weren't there * - The Milky Way. 589 00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:21,228 * They weren't there * - The Milky Way. 590 00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,481 - We checked Saturn. - * Nothing * 591 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:23,942 - * Jupiter * - * Nothing * 592 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,112 - * Neptune * - * Uh-uh * 593 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,400 - * Pluto * - * Nope * 594 00:25:26,443 --> 00:25:27,783 * Then we checked one more planet * 595 00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:29,739 * And found * 596 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:32,119 * Space boys * 597 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,907 * Their mouths in our vision * 598 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:36,580 * * 599 00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:39,329 * Space boys * 600 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:42,132 * More exotic than a waiter from France * 601 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,037 - * Ooh * - * Ooh * 602 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:47,005 - * Space boys * 603 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,757 * We accomplished our mission * 604 00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:50,548 * Accomplished our mission * 605 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:53,892 * Let's check the Sun for more space boys * 606 00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:55,348 * Who are tan * 607 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:58,558 * But that's just space boy * 608 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,810 - [deep voice] Ten, nine, eight, 609 00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:03,612 seven, six, five, 610 00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:06,226 five, five, five. 611 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:07,984 Mission accomplished. 612 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,026 - Good night, everybody! - Good night! 42799

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