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- All right, mark that take.
Good to move on?
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- Yep.
We got the boss.
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Now let me put on
some sprinkles.
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[bass-heavy rap music]
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- Huh
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Stanky
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- [trills]
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- Yeah, yeah
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- [imitating various
birds trilling]
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- Genius adlibs,
Lil Stinker.
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- Nah, man.
It's all birds.
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Double crush the cormorant,
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fan-tailed cuckoo,
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common-ass kestrel.
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[garbled rap sample playing]
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- Nah, I don't
like that sample.
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- It's "Baby Shark" backwards.
But we can find something else.
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- Keep it cheap.
- You could go
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with Joe Scarborough's
funk album,
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anything by the Stones,
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Sharon or Oliver,
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this by Girls5eva.
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[soft pop music playing]
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- Oh, yeah.
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They were a thing for a second
back around '99, 2000.
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Remember them, Lil Stinker?
- No, I was a baby in '99.
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Ask smarter questions, Paul.
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But I like it.
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It's old school.
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Makes me think
of my mom's boobies.
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- Gonna be famous 5eva
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'Cause 4eva's too short
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Oh, no, no
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Gonna be
famous 3-gether
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'Cause that's
one more 2-gether
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- Here they are,
Girls5eva!
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[all cheering and yelling]
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- Now, ladies.
Why Girls5eva?
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- Because, Carson, we're gonna
be in the game longer than...
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all: Forever
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- [continues riffing]
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[cheers and applause]
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- Now, how did you guys
get together?
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I'm sorry--three-gether.
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[laughter]
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- We've been best friends
ever since we auditioned
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for a man
in a motel in New Jersey.
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- We also had the same ad
written onto a newspaper.
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- But it was fate
that Larry picked us,
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because we're gonna
be friends five-eva,
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famous five-eva,
young five-eva.
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- Or maybe six-eva.
- Or seven-eva.
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- Forever.
- Longer than a millennial!
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[all yelling and cheering]
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all: Girls five-eva
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[light orchestral music]
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- I have to say,
your breasts are perfect
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for a mammogram.
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They're already so smooshed.
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- Thank you.
My son had a violent latch.
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[machinery beeping]
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It's my first mammogram.
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I guess I'm officially
a ma'am now.
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- Take a deep breath
and hold it.
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[Lil Stinker's "Line Up"
playing in the background]
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- Gonna be famous
5eva
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'Cause 4eva...
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- Sorry.
Is that a new song?
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- Ma'am, please do not move.
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- Can I just grab my phone
really quick?
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- I can't do the imaging
if you don't stay still.
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- I just want to Shazam it.
- You cannot leave the machine!
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- God damn it!
It's pinned like a wrestler!
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Sorry!
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[under breath] Oh, God.
My brother's gonna kill me.
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- I need food now!
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- Javier, will get Randy
some bar cherry
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so he can take his pill?
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[Lil Stinker's "Line Up"]
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[door slams]
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- I got a call that
the restaurant is locked.
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I can't keep running down here
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and doing your job for you,
Dawn, all right?
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I've got five
to six businesses, huh?
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- Your brother said
the restaurant was locked.
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So I biked back from work.
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- Sorry, honey.
Then why'd you come, Nick?
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- 'Cause your husband's slow.
That's why.
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- [sighs] Wait, is that...?
- 4eva's too short
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- Yeah, this guy, Lil Stinker,
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he sampled "Famous 5eva,"
I guess.
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- How much did you get
for that?
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- I just found out about this.
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- Well, he can't have it
for free.
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We need a new walk-in.
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The lambs, they keep
coming back to life.
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Track down
that old manager of yours.
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I bet he's got
some money for you.
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- Larry?
No.
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- This is the only one
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of my nine or ten businesses
that's losing money.
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Find Larry, get the money,
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and wear the jacket
on the commute.
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Love you, sis.
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[slow tempo music]
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- [knocking]
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- Ah, Darn Solano, get in here!
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[laughs]
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I just did mandatory
sensitivity training,
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so let's do a side hug
where none of our parts touch.
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- Mm-kay.
Hey...Larry.
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[both laugh]
- Still at it, huh?
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- Heck yeah!
It's all about clicks now.
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I got a streaming farm
going here.
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I'm generating likes for a teen
who sings so quietly
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you can't even hear her.
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I gave her a spooky makeover.
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She's gonna be
the next Billie Eilish.
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- Cool.
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So you said you had
a royalty check for me?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're here somewhere.
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[files rustling]
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Hey!
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It's been here for months.
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- $372?
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- My classes taught me
to recognize the look
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of a disappointed woman.
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Your face is making that face.
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- [sighs] I mean, it made
Hoda's playlist.
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- Dawn, nobody gets rich
from a sample.
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This was a simple
licensing deal
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based on the terms
of your original contract
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with Plum Management
and Junk Removal.
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And no artist ever makes
dick--oh--
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or vagina off his first record.
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What can I say,
somebody took advantage of you.
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- Yeah, you.
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- Do me a favor; will you get
these to the other gals?
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- I haven't seen anybody
in forever and I'm busy.
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- All right.
I'll just toss them then.
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- Don't do that.
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It's real money.
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I'll mail them.
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These are void after 90 days.
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Larry, these expire in...
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- What is this, a party trick?
- Two days.
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- Well, then you better
deliver them in person.
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You could use the steps.
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It was great to see you.
We'll catch up next time.
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There's so much to talk about.
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Brexit, tiny houses,
Bindi Irwin is hot now.
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Bye, Dawn!
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- I'm Summer,
and the media trainer
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said to repeat the question
in my answer.
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So why don't you
introduce yourself, Summer?
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Thanks, Carson.
I'm Summer.
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[gasps]
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- Oh, my God!
Dawn!
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Shut up!
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I thought that was you
on my Nest cams!
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- Summer, you're home!
- Always!
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Oh.
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I just heard us
during Peloton.
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We are back.
What are we gonna do?
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You know, Carnival
has a '90s-themed cruise
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that goes around
the Pacific garbage patch...
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I just have
your licensing check.
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- Oh.
- It expires on Friday, so...
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Oh, and I brought you
this baby gift
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that I've had for you
for, like, five-eva.
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- That is so sweet.
Thank you.
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Oh!
Come.
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You have to meet Stevia,
but don't touch her.
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She's not vaccinated.
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- Oh, my God, you guys.
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This new Brody Jenner's
ex-wife's poutgasm palette
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has me super sad face
that I only have one mouth.
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- Stevia!
- Well, that take was ruined.
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- Oh, I'm so sorry, baby.
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Mommy's friend Dawn
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brought you something to unbox.
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- Wow.
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I thought you were,
like, four tops.
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'Cause time is fast now.
- [laughs]
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- Thank you, but if you want me
to show your product on camera,
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you really need
to go through my reps.
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- Yes.
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Hoo, lady boss!
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- Whoa.
A wall of us.
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- How is Kev?
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- Oh, he's great.
He's really great.
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He's an entertainment reporter
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at WTIT News Tampa.
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- Wait, Tampa, like Florida?
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- Kev insisted that
we stay in New Jersey
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because "don't wanna disrupt
Stevie's education"
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even though she's homeschooled,
but he comes home
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the 31st of every month
that has one of those.
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- Hey, so I found Gloria's
work address online,
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but I guess I'm gonna have
to Fedex Wickie's check to LA.
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- [scoffs]
Dawn.
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Wickie Roy does not need $300.
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- On the runway, to the runway,
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fashion life,
wheels up, heels up.
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- Her shoe line is, like,
number one in China,
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and they have the most feet.
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How are we gonna get her
for the reunion?
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- Summer, there's no reunion.
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- Don't say that!
[grunts]
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Was that good?
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I've tried out for the
"Housewives" like eight times.
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- Cool.
- [chuckles, sighs]
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- Well, I'm probably
gonna head out,
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'cause I got to give Gloria
her check.
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- Oh, good. I'll drive you!
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I just got my license back.
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- The excelsior.
[chuckles]
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I'm Gloria,
and I love performin'
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almost as much
as I love boys, boys, boys.
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[girls cheering]
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Because I like how
men's bodies are flat
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and then there's a tube.
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Mrs. Santini's jar
rejected the graft.
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So let's try another cadaver.
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- Gloria?
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- [gasps]
Get out!
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Oh, my God.
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Look at you little pixies.
- [giggles]
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- Oh, my God.
How am I the youngest here?
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- Oh, I'm just drinking
so much water
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and, you know, getting
a ton of rest.
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Thank you.
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- So after we got chewed up
and spit out,
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believe me, I got serious fast.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah.
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- I work for my brother
at a restaurant Yelp calls,
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"A guilt-free place to have
a bathroom blowout," so...
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- Sure, being a dentist
is stable and everything,
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but it's no dream job.
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I have a form of rosacea that's
from other people's breath.
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- [inhales] Oh, oh.
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- Hey, didn't I hear
you got married?
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- Yes.
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Caroline and I were actually
the first gay couple
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in the state of New York
to get...
251
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divorced.
252
00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:08,210
Love doesn't always win,
guess what, but don't worry.
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I've got a new roommate.
254
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,221
My rapidly aging father,
so fuck me.
255
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,799
[phone buzzing]
256
00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,716
- Oh.
257
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,925
Larry, I delivered the checks.
258
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,897
[dramatic music]
Oh, God.
259
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,016
Girls5eva booked a gig.
260
00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:30,736
- "The Tonight Show."
261
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:31,989
- [gasps]
- Oh, come on.
262
00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,530
- "The Tonight Show."
Are you serious?
263
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,913
- As serious
as the heart attack
264
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,279
that killed my first wife.
265
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:40,036
There was no foul play
on that scuba excursion.
266
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,080
Anyway, Lil Stinker
booked Fallon
267
00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:46,384
and Jimmy thinks it would be
cool if you did live backup.
268
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,549
- [laughs]
- Does Wickie know about this?
269
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,088
- I left a message for her
at her LA office,
270
00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,171
but I wouldn't count on her.
271
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,006
Have you seen her Instagram?
272
00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,261
She only follows
Michelle Obama and Swarovski.
273
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,763
- But "Famous 5eva"
is three-part harmony.
274
00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,266
So we need
at least four voices,
275
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,977
because Summer doesn't count.
276
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,767
- Yeah, I always end up
drifting to whatever the person
277
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,772
next to me
is singing, remember?
278
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,824
That's why I have
handicapped plates.
279
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,817
The only thing
that I can do solo
280
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:13,859
is end songs with a sultry
femi-nasty phrase...
281
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,914
But that's just Paris, baby.
282
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:20,080
See you never, boy.
283
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,120
What are we gonna do
about Kosovo, y'all?
284
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,787
- Hello?
Ugh.
285
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,424
Streaming farm problems, fam.
286
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,921
Hello?
No.
287
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,553
You got Larry.
- Nope.
288
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,839
It's not that one.
- Clear for Larry.
289
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,432
Oh, pocket.
290
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,887
That's why I wrote "pants"
on my hand.
291
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,388
Hello.
Go for Larry.
292
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,890
- This is Jonathan Barron,
assistant to Wickie Roy.
293
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,312
- [giggles]
- As fancy has it,
294
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,100
Ms. Roy is heading east
to Milan
295
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,194
to launch a line
of room-temp refrigerators
296
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,269
called fabinets,
very eco-chic.
297
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,984
I could tickle the sched
298
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,355
so she can pop into New York
for your little show.
299
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,992
- Oh!
- Hot damn.
300
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,279
Now we just gotta find Gloria.
301
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,281
- I'm Gloria.
302
00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,163
- I can't believe
Wickie is in.
303
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,121
- I thought she was done
with music.
304
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,122
And now she's like
an icono mogulpreneur.
305
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,584
- I know!
- Guys, guys.
306
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,963
- What?
- I don't--
307
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,170
I don't know
if we should do this.
308
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,169
We're not little
Ariana Grandes anymore.
309
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,841
- [scoffs]
- I'm getting targeted ads
310
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,420
for a cream that fights
party streamer neck.
311
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,835
- I don't know if I can still
do the excelsior.
312
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,102
No.
- I haven't even performed
313
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,007
since our follow-up album
tanked.
314
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:24,136
- Why did it have to come out
on September 10th?
315
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,854
all: Quit flying planes
at my heart
316
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,605
Quit flying planes
at my heart
317
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,146
Quit flying...
318
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,070
- You guys, you never forget
how to perform.
319
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,069
It's like riding a bike
into the river
320
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,321
to get your husband
to pay attention to you.
321
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,204
- I just feel weird making
any decisions without Ashley.
322
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,414
- I'm Ashley.
323
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,082
And this is actually
my seventh girl group
324
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,171
after Daddy's Crush,
325
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,957
Fades Baby, JO Sistas,
326
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,091
and Twins!, Divacups,
327
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,008
and Dale Froutsight.
328
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,507
They all failed,
329
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,388
but I have an amazing feeling
330
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,256
about the future.
331
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,013
[all cheering]
332
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,015
[light music]
333
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,177
[jackhammer clanging]
334
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,385
- [sighs]
335
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,194
- I suck.
336
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,108
I haven't even been here
since the dedication.
337
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,606
- I know.
- Me neither.
338
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,068
I remembered it being nicer.
- I know.
339
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,899
- Didn't we plant a tree
or something?
340
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,654
- Yeah.
[gasps]
341
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,276
[jackhammer clanging]
342
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,372
- Ugh.
God.
343
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,947
Ashley deserves
better than this.
344
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,371
- She does.
- She was our big sister.
345
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,041
And she got us through
all our breakups with Moby.
346
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,540
- Ash, give us a sign
347
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,342
if we should do the show.
348
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,417
- My wife's in labor.
I gotta run.
349
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,962
- But we can't do this
with four.
350
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,216
- It's a five-man job, Ashton.
351
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,547
- Yes, you can.
352
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,391
It will be different, sure,
353
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,257
but you
can do it without me.
354
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,104
[triumphant music]
355
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,680
- Oh, my God.
356
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,225
We're gonna
do "The Tonight Show."
357
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,148
- Wait.
What was the sign?
358
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,146
- A dress that I wore
to my dad's wedding
359
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,518
or a dress that I wore
to your dad's wedding?
360
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,185
- Mm, my dad's.
361
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,943
- Is it gonna be weird
seeing Wickie?
362
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,355
She ever apologize
for ditching you guys?
363
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,074
- I've taken Girls5eva
as far as it can go.
364
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,655
They drag me down.
365
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,370
You see, there comes a time
when you're trying
366
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,700
to save a drowning person
where you just have to let go,
367
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,576
otherwise they hit you
with their panic arms
368
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,672
and drown you too.
369
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,167
- Well,
that's, uh, interesting.
370
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,588
What charity
are you playing for?
371
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,496
- Oh, um...
372
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,586
Medicine?
[applause]
373
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,631
- No, she never apologized.
374
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,675
And I never said anything
375
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,559
because I never say anything
to anyone ever.
376
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,057
I passed Giuliani
in the street the other day.
377
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,309
And all I said was,
"Happy Tuesday."
378
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,192
Oh, buddy, your Cheerios.
379
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,108
You know what?
It's one show.
380
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,317
I can get through one show
with her.
381
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,738
I'm sure she's grown up a lot.
382
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:42,027
I mean, she hangs out
with the Dalai freaking Lama.
383
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,532
- Who's the Dalai Lama?
384
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,373
- Never been
a big Dalai Lama fan.
385
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,528
You live in the Himalayas
386
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,326
and you don't mountain bike?
What?
387
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,502
- Hey, do you guys
have a steamer?
388
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,629
I hung my dress in the shower,
but it fell.
389
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,377
- Yes, but wardrobe
pulled some looks,
390
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,418
in case you like options.
391
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,091
- Right.
392
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,009
- Can I get you anything
before rehearsal?
393
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,468
Water?
An iced tea?
394
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,138
- [chuckles softly]
I'd love an iced tea.
395
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,257
- Mm!
396
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,553
- I literally cannot remember
397
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,216
the last time someone
offered me something.
398
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,314
- This is a stark contrast
of this morning
399
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,640
when my disoriented father
grabbed my thigh.
400
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,806
- I so did not appreciate
this stuff
401
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,274
like I should have
back in the day.
402
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,574
- I know!
403
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,397
It's like how many
20-year-olds could say
404
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,652
that they've been attacked
by two stage tigers?
405
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,655
- I'm gonna savor the...
ass head out of this.
406
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,658
[bright music]
407
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,830
Crank that pony
tight as J.Lo's.
408
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,448
I want my ears to touch.
409
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,115
- Girls5eva?
- Hi!
410
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,173
- Hey, so one of your members
has not checked in yet.
411
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,537
- Oh, no.
Ashley died
412
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,713
swimming off the edge
of an infinity pool.
413
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,342
She was partying
with these magicians.
414
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,629
- No.
Wickie Roy isn't here yet.
415
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,172
- What?
- It's okay.
416
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,715
- Why did I think
she'd be normal?
417
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,508
Nobody gets more normal as
they age except Nicole Richie.
418
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,513
- I thought she was
just doing that thing
419
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,814
where she doesn't say hi.
420
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,177
- Farts.
Elephant farts.
421
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,524
- Maybe Mr. Fallon
can sing with us!
422
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,690
- Oh, as who?
Neil Young?
423
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,808
Those genres don't mix, Summer!
424
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,265
- What are we doing?
- I don't know.
425
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,774
- Who's gonna be the leader?
426
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,356
I can't take this on, not
with my dad's sleep running
427
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,202
and having full custody
of four spaniels.
428
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,407
I am tapped out!
429
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,527
- I don't know
what we're doing.
430
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,823
- Are my pit stains bad?
431
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,736
- We gotta get out of this.
432
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,544
We could say
there was a robbery.
433
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,408
[grunts]
[items crash]
434
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,615
- To what ends, Summer?
435
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,754
- Oh, flag on the play.
436
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,421
She's where?
437
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,299
- Wickie?
- Oh, my God.
438
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,708
- [gasps]
439
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,086
- [gasps]
440
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,472
[dreamy music]
441
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,260
- Let's go, ladies.
442
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,644
443
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,221
- [exhales]
444
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,386
- Oh, God.
I gotta make it match.
445
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,604
I gotta make it all pit!
446
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,864
[groovy jazz music]
447
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,110
[distant low chatter]
448
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,282
449
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,452
[shoes sloshing]
450
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,161
- Just to get ahead of it,
it's me.
451
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,291
- Gloria, I know.
452
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,367
I used context clues.
453
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,712
- Here to sing "Line Up,"
Lil Stinker.
454
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,578
And...remember these ladies?
455
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,415
So cool.
Girls5eva!
456
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,631
[cheers and applause]
457
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,881
- I know you wanna line up
458
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,722
Ay
[bird caws]
459
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,677
4eva, 5eva enough, ay
460
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,587
[birds chirping]
461
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,846
Them opps pulled through
462
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,177
Threw me in a lineup
463
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,523
- Stinky
- Now I play a show
464
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,427
They all wanna line up
465
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:20,146
Industry suits,
they wanna sign up
466
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,318
Tell 'em
it's a Stinker's world, baby
467
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,607
- Smell me
468
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,490
all: Gonna be famous 5eva
469
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,278
'Cause 4eva's too short
470
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,662
- Look
471
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,409
all: Gonna be famous
3-gether
472
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,961
'Cause that's one more
than 2-gether
473
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,916
- I'm underrated, always
highly compensated, yeah
474
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,668
Whether I'm loved or hated
475
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,250
Boy, they all
talking 'bout Stink
476
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,755
all: Gonna be famous 5eva
477
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,678
'Cause 4eva's too short
478
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,338
- [riffing]
479
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,886
Gonna be famous 3-gether
480
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,310
'Cause that's one more
than 2-gether
481
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,980
- And I know
you wanna line up
482
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,479
The party get started
with us
483
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,361
all: Gonna be famous 5eva
484
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,739
'Cause 4eva's too short
485
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,606
- So what are you waiting 5?
486
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:13,324
- 4eva, 5eva enough
all: Girls 5eva
487
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,236
[cheers and applause]
488
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,666
- [laughs]
489
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,789
I sang my own part, I think!
Oh, my God.
490
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,296
- We were good!
491
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,588
- Gals, something's up with me.
492
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,510
I feel weird.
Is it a mini stroke?
493
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,839
No, it's something
I've felt before.
494
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:35,345
Second grade, Jenny Nestle
brought a fat kitten
495
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,768
to show and tell.
496
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,846
It's joy!
[squeals]
497
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,272
- Ladies, that was stanky.
498
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,521
That means good.
499
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,442
- Ooh.
- That was fun.
500
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,032
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
501
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,237
but we should do
more shows with him.
502
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,777
- Wait?
For real?
503
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,360
- Five real.
504
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,565
Running a fempire
is fulfilling in every way,
505
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,866
but I forgot what it feels like
506
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,540
to murder a crowd of tourists.
507
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,908
- Oh, reunion!
508
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,584
I'm gonna clear my sched.
509
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,383
Oh, I do have to get
my car detailed in April.
510
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,287
I can cancel it.
I can cancel that.
511
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,046
- Okay.
Reunion.
512
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,589
- Let's celebrate.
Let's go the eff out
513
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,012
like somewhere with columns.
514
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,640
- The M&M's store
has spaghetti now.
515
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,387
- Oh, we could do my suite
at The Peninsula
516
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,718
or...
517
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,473
what if we went
to that cheesy
518
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,925
rotating hotel bar
in Times Square?
519
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,935
- Oh, my gosh, remember we
went there after we did TRL?
520
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,897
- Yeah.
- Thought it was so fancy.
521
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,268
- We did.
- It'll be hilarious.
522
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,274
- Done.
Help me to the dressing room.
523
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,726
I got joy legs.
524
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,316
- Let's go chat deets
with Stinks.
525
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,411
I'll do the talking,
famous to famous,
526
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,816
make sure we don't play
any states
527
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,494
that are rectangles, etc.
528
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,743
Hello!
Stanky Stink!
529
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,211
- Hey, did Lil Stinker say
anything about upstate shows,
530
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,789
like near Cornell?
531
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,754
- Oh, we didn't get too deep
into which cities.
532
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,304
- That's where Caroline is
teaching
533
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,127
The Memification
of Dwayne Johnson.
534
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,672
- Mm-hmm.
- I send her a ticket.
535
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,296
I say, "You might enjoy this."
536
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,802
She shows up.
I'm on stage ass-popping.
537
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,266
Next thing you know,
we're postcoital
538
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,016
watching a murder documentary.
539
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,308
- [laughs]
540
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,811
On tour, can our clothes
be lollipops?
541
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,904
And then I grab a big lollipop,
542
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,899
but it's a lever.
543
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,611
And I pull it.
544
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,651
A giant tongue comes out...
545
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,065
- Oh, my God.
Stop.
546
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,163
- Fine.
You can pull the lever.
547
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,618
- No.
548
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,828
Girls5eva is not happening.
549
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,659
- Wickie, we said we weren't
550
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,254
gonna say anything.
551
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,619
- Great news.
552
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,586
Girls5eva is in for your tour.
553
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,087
- What?
[chuckles]
554
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,009
Y'all look like y'all
freeze grapes for dessert.
555
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,178
- But you said we were stanky.
556
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,046
- 'Cause I'm nice.
But real talk,
557
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,553
y'all kind of remind me
that this might not
558
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,096
last forever, that fame,
559
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:44,639
in its essence, is transient.
560
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,902
And I don't like that feeling.
561
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,146
- Cool.
Cool.
562
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,188
Let me ti-zake the ziz, Stank.
563
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,031
Nobody wants you, okay?
564
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,187
- Fallon did.
- Yeah.
565
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,574
Because they have
a boner for nostalgia.
566
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,322
They reunited
"Saved by the Bell,"
567
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,824
"Kenan & Kel,"
everyone from Iran-Contra.
568
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,736
You think I haven't been
working the phones all day?
569
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:03,195
There's nothing out there.
570
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,374
For ladies,
35 is checkout time.
571
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,884
That's a quote
from our greatest president.
572
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,787
Have a nice life.
573
00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,669
See?
I air honk now.
574
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,804
Growing.
575
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,130
Learning.
576
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,675
Ally.
577
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,599
- Dawn didn't want
to spoil tonight,
578
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,138
but I can't listen
to this delusion anymore.
579
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,061
Honestly, I get why no one
wants more Girls5eva
580
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,941
because this mess is tragic.
581
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,109
Music was never my bag anyway.
582
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,188
Bags are my bag because
I'm launching a bag line.
583
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:39,275
They're bat leather,
and they're tiny like bats.
584
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,750
- And there goes the joy.
585
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,248
So long, joy.
[sighs]
586
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:52,089
Perhaps we'll meet again
during colonoscopy drugs.
587
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,837
- Ashley would have never let
her walk out on us like that.
588
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,089
- Yeah, well,
Ashley is not here.
589
00:20:57,132 --> 00:21:00,052
She's a bench now, Dawn.
590
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,973
[light piano music playing]
591
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,774
- Then I'll be Ashley.
592
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,939
[exciting music]
593
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,439
[elevator chimes]
594
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,440
- [sighs]
595
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,992
- You know who's
a real lil stinker?
596
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,278
You.
597
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,700
- What are you doing?
598
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:23,909
- Calling you out
for insulting us
599
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,950
and for making us panic
before the show,
600
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,955
and for not once apologizing
for anything
601
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,078
'cause you're a big shot
with the perfect life.
602
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,956
[elevator chimes]
603
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,129
Aren't you going down
to the lobby?
604
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,054
- My pilot is staying here.
605
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,392
I just came to give him gas
and sashimi money.
606
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,468
[elevator chimes]
Bye, Dawn.
607
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:52,063
608
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:55,772
[knocking]
609
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,735
Captain...Phillips,
610
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,737
it's Wickie.
611
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:03,029
Probably at the Admirals Club.
You know pilots.
612
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,203
- [grunts]
613
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,373
[scoffs]
614
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,206
- This is your pilot's
hotel room?
615
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,998
- You're saying a bald woman
can't be a pilot?
616
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,342
Wow, Dawn.
617
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,047
- You're lying.
I should have known.
618
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,418
This is like
when you were dating Rick Fox,
619
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,005
but you'd only let us meet him
from really far away.
620
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,011
- What?
That was totally Rick Fox.
621
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,973
- Then how come he never
yelled back about basketball?
622
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,973
- [scoffs]
- I never said anything
623
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,095
'cause I was the chill one,
but now I'm 40,
624
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,192
and I don't care!
625
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:35,808
Also I've had three
[whispering] negronis.
626
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,815
- Did you just
whisper negronis?
627
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,437
- I don't know the history
of the word.
628
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,030
- Fine!
629
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,372
I'm staying here, okay?
630
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,197
The show put me up here!
631
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,872
The show flew me out here!
632
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:50,200
And I almost missed everything
633
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,155
because I volunteered
to get bumped for cash
634
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,205
and had to connect
through Port-au-Prince.
635
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:56,209
- So obviously,
you don't own a jet.
636
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:59,251
- I just work at
the Van Nuys Airport, Sherlock.
637
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:02,505
Wheels up, heels up.
Milan, here we come.
638
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,379
- What the hell are you doing,
Wickie?
639
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,846
There's a shit ton
of gooses by runway two.
640
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,096
And take that scarf off.
641
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,428
You want to get
sucked into an engine?
642
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,352
- Sorry, sir.
643
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:17,109
I shoot geese
at the airport.
644
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:20,857
And I get paid by the goose.
645
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,320
There is no fempire.
646
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,861
Then who is Jonathan...
647
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:25,784
- [British accent]
Jonathan Barron?
648
00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,162
Me, you fanny wank.
649
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:28,448
[normal voice]
I stole that move from Trump.
650
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,161
- But we're the tragic ones.
651
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:31,951
- I was never done
with music, okay?
652
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,575
After I went solo,
653
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,421
the label decided
I was difficult
654
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,498
just because I wouldn't let
my backup singers wear makeup
655
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:40,093
and refused to play venues
656
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,128
that also did sports.
657
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:43,382
I thought
this Lil Stinker stuff
658
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,133
was going to be my ticket
659
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:48,465
back to the fame
and the lifestyle
660
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,891
I am owed
because of the
661
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,430
Voice God
662
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:59,055
Put in my mouth
663
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,315
- [knocking on wall]
Go on!
664
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,938
- Sorry it turned out
to be nothing.
665
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:05,275
[distant sirens wailing]
666
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,320
Probably us
dragging you down again.
667
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:10,334
[playful music]
668
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:11,367
669
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:12,829
I guess you do need this.
670
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,078
- Uh! Don't try to walk out
here all superior
671
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:22,094
when you couldn't even tell
this isn't the Dalai Lama.
672
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,588
It's an old man dressed
like a hot dog.
673
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:28,131
all: Girls five-eva
674
00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:29,886
[cheers and applause]
675
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:31,848
- Ah!
676
00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:34,888
- You were the best one.
- Lil Stinker and Girls5eva!
677
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,523
- Honestly, I'm relieved
it's over.
678
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,439
- Still, we should celebrate.
679
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:41,478
[groovy jazz music]
680
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,483
Want to start "The Americans"?
681
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,485
- Oh.
682
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:48,067
Sure.
683
00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:50,453
- I get so pumped when we start
a new show together.
684
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,160
- I know how we'll get
this secret,
685
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:54,241
through sex.
686
00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:55,575
[dramatic music]
687
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,210
- Final boarding call
for flight...
688
00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,617
- It's a Victoria's Secret
water bra.
689
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,376
- Well, it's more
than 3 ounces,
690
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,918
so you can throw it out
or you can drink it here.
691
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:05,011
- It was $38.
692
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:07,336
[sighs]
693
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:09,342
- Wait.
Do we know each other?
694
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:10,894
- No, I just have the same face
695
00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:13,007
as that brat's doll
that got recalled.
696
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,677
[grunts, spits]
[cap clatters]
697
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:20,476
- Please stand in line with
your ticket and ID in hand.
698
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,560
- I saw you on TV!
699
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:25,025
You gals sounded good!
700
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,356
You sure got me
and my boyfriend dancing.
701
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,071
[laughs]
702
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,281
He'd been drinking,
so the escalation didn't work,
703
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,360
but that's not on you.
704
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:32,905
Ooh-ooh!
Can we do a selfie?
705
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:36,042
Sorry, are you sick
of randos bugging you?
706
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:37,367
- No.
707
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:40,212
Not at all...Derpy.
708
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:43,708
You are a beautiful soul.
709
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,962
- Start pre-boarding
for flight 144
710
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,304
from Dallas...
711
00:25:47,339 --> 00:25:49,219
[both laugh]
712
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:51,337
- It's great that you're still
working with those ladies.
713
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,354
'Cause I'll tell you,
the friends you make
714
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,556
when you're young, they're
the ones who really know you.
715
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,177
They're not just trying
to suck up to you
716
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,933
'cause you got
a trampoline now!
717
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,558
You--
718
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,015
you don't got to drink it all.
719
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,526
Go on through, famous lady.
720
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:10,067
[light, bouncy music]
721
00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:11,571
722
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:14,163
- For this secret, sex again.
723
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:15,369
- [snoring]
724
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:18,078
- Dawn!
725
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,409
Dawn!
726
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:24,576
Dawn! Dawn!
Dawn! Dawn!
727
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,046
Oh, good.
You still live here.
728
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,507
Of course you do.
Italians never move.
729
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,216
[scoffs]
Let me up!
730
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,426
- No, Max is sleeping.
Just wait.
731
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:37,258
[car chirps,
door opens]
732
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,480
- Look, I'm not the best
at apologies.
733
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:44,349
I mean, I'm the best
at a long list of other things,
734
00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:46,726
but I'm sorry...
735
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,363
[distant siren wailing]
736
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,360
I always thought I needed
to be on my own to shine,
737
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:52,402
but I was wrong.
738
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:55,115
You girls don't drag me down.
You make me better.
739
00:26:57,158 --> 00:27:00,288
I actually wish
I was more like you, all happy.
740
00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:03,158
- Wickie, no adult
is all happy.
741
00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:04,286
I'm--
[scoffs]
742
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:06,582
I'm an anxious mess.
743
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,336
My most recent Google searches
were "hidden signs of stroke"
744
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,339
and "can a mouse get
in your vagina at night?"
745
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,381
- It can.
746
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:15,764
- [laughs]
747
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,602
Last night was the first time
in forever
748
00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,007
that I felt like a person.
749
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,465
- Dawn,
750
00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:24,136
I think we should do this
again.
751
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:26,305
Forget Lil Stinka.
Forget Larry.
752
00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:28,774
I don't care if we have
to start from the bottom.
753
00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,315
People like hearing us sing.
754
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,109
And they can't take our voices.
Those are ours.
755
00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:36,315
Just tell me you don't
need this like I do,
756
00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:37,534
and I will go back to LA
757
00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:40,794
via Bogota
on Kirkland Airlines.
758
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,537
- Fine.
[laughs]
759
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:45,249
I need this.
760
00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:47,500
I need this!
- [laughs]
761
00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,542
I need it too, girl.
762
00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:51,046
763
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,507
- Did your boobs get smaller?
764
00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:55,587
765
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,093
- [grunts]
766
00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,175
- [grunts]
Got it?
767
00:27:58,219 --> 00:27:59,389
- Yeah, almost there.
- I think?
768
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,509
- Okay.
We're here.
769
00:28:00,555 --> 00:28:01,385
- Like, right here?
Right here.
770
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:02,521
all: Ah!
771
00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:06,142
- This is a better spot
for Ashley.
772
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:09,306
- Yeah, this feels good.
- Mm.
773
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,356
Well, strap in.
774
00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:14,439
Four grown ladies trying
to be pop stars.
775
00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:16,066
Get ready for the same amount
of respect
776
00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:17,862
I get when I'm riding
my recumbent bike.
777
00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:19,406
People throw
fountain sodas at me.
778
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:21,739
- No.
We got this.
779
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,365
Come on, girls.
780
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:25,371
Mm
781
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:29,543
all: Five-eva
782
00:28:29,584 --> 00:28:30,714
- Too early.
783
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:32,302
[all yelling]
- Oh, wha!
784
00:28:32,337 --> 00:28:33,627
Oh.
785
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,337
- That was Sprite.
786
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,638
- Girls5eva has a little heat.
- Whoo!
787
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,891
- We have to turn that heat
into a fire
788
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:46,433
at Jingle Ball.
789
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:48,766
- Yes!
- It's not just a concert.
790
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:50,402
It is a coronation.
791
00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:52,228
[exciting music]
792
00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:53,533
- Baby!
793
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,316
- We're Summer and Kev!
794
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,410
Boy band and girl groups'
royal couple.
795
00:28:58,446 --> 00:28:59,776
796
00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,203
- You're too pretty
for college
797
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,292
- Aw, thank you, honey bunny.
798
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:05,827
- The fact that Kev lives
in a different city
799
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:08,370
is just--
- No, Kev and I are amazing.
800
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,785
801
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:11,919
- Wow!
802
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,590
- There's been a lot
of wind lately.
803
00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:15,298
- Well, that's a lot of wind,
babe!
804
00:29:15,338 --> 00:29:16,798
805
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,220
- Girls5eva,
and only one is dead.
806
00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:20,889
That's pretty good, actually.
807
00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:24,807
It has been an entire Zendaya
since you have recorded music.
808
00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:26,428
If my man does cheat
809
00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:29,944
We'll only get real mad
at the other girl
810
00:29:29,978 --> 00:29:31,308
811
00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:34,774
- It was her fault only
812
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,856
- I get why we sang
this stuff as teenagers
813
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:39,281
but we have adult ear holes
now.
814
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,280
- We need his song.
815
00:29:41,322 --> 00:29:43,782
- I'm doing something
that's insane.
816
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:46,615
- Dolly Parton?
- There's a song in you, Dawn.
817
00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,161
Let's get it out!
818
00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:49,794
- Back to one, bitches!
819
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:50,961
820
00:29:50,999 --> 00:29:52,789
- We are Girls5eva!
821
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:55,804
[cheers and applause]
822
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,797
- Wheels up,
leaving derailment city.
823
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,300
- [laughs]
824
00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:01,802
- I was shook.
This is real pee.
825
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,803
826
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:06,255
- Hot damn, Jingle Ball,
here we come.
827
00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:07,636
[all cheer]
828
00:30:07,682 --> 00:30:10,352
all: Gonna be famous 5eva
829
00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:13,403
'Cause 4eva's too short
830
00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:18,531
[Lil Stinker's "Line Up"]
831
00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,398
- I'm underrated, always
highly compensated, yeah
832
00:30:20,445 --> 00:30:21,815
The haters grated,
mad I made it out
833
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,913
Say I'm on the rise,
never gonna compromise
834
00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,488
They on my jock
835
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:27,453
'Cause your boy's
got clout
836
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,004
Whether I'm loved or hated
837
00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:30,827
Boy, they all talking
'bout Stink
838
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:34,332
all: Gonna be famous 5eva
839
00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:37,916
'Cause 4eva's too short
840
00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:40,842
Gonna be famous 3-gether
841
00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:44,392
'Cause that's one more
than 2-gether
842
00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:45,967
- Them opps pulled through
843
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,812
Threw me in a lineup
844
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,427
And now I play a show
845
00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:51,564
They all wanna line up
846
00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:53,311
Industry suits
847
00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:54,853
They wanna sign up
- Yes, they do
848
00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,566
- Tell 'em
it's a Stinker's world, baby
849
00:30:57,607 --> 00:30:59,437
Better tell 'em get
the dollar signs out
850
00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:01,574
Cameras flash, Balenciagas
on the dashboard
851
00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:03,821
Used to be a wanted sign,
now I'm on a billboard
852
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,373
I won't sit down
- No, I won't
853
00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:06,777
- 'Less I'm leaving
with an award
854
00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:08,535
'Cause everybody
just wanna see stink!
855
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:09,946
Bigger than Biebs
- Yes, yes
856
00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,754
- And I'm cuter
than Chalamet
857
00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:13,618
I know you wanna line up,
ay
858
00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:15,325
I know you wanna
line up, ay
859
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,915
4eva, 5eva, enough, ay
860
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,710
I know you wanna line up,
ay
861
00:31:18,753 --> 00:31:20,513
I know you wanna
line up, ay
862
00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,337
I know you wanna line up
863
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:23,882
4eva, 5eva, enough, ay
864
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,715
I know you wanna line up
865
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,050
And now they wanna line up
866
00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:29,555
The party get started
with us
867
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:32,427
all: Gonna be famous 5eva
868
00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:35,265
'Cause 4eva's too short
869
00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:37,611
- So what are you waiting 5?
870
00:31:37,647 --> 00:31:39,977
- 4eva, 5eva enough
871
00:31:40,025 --> 00:31:41,815
- Good night, everybody.
- Good night!
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