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>> Come on, Stu, just buy her
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a drink.
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>> I can't.
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>> You can't?
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Okay, do you see that guy
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at the end of the bar, hmm?
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>> Yeah.
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>> He's been eyeing her all
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night, man.
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Looks like to me,
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you're running out of time.
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>> I know, I just...
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>> How do you expect to have sex
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with a girl if you can't even
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talk to one, man?
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>> (sighing)
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Your right, you're right.
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I gotta try, you know, I mean...
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what's the worst that could
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happen?
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>> Exactly, what's the worst
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that could happen?
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>> All right, I'm going.
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>> Yeah, go.
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>> Hi.
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>> Hi.
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>> Um...
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can I buy you a drink?
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>> Your fly's down.
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>> And so it is.
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(chuckling)
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Whoopsie.
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>> (screaming)
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>> Oh, sorry...
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>> You're gonna have to make
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the call.
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(woman groaning)
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>> Ew.
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>> You stand no chance,
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Agent Dobson.
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It is the time of my people
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to take over your planet.
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We are all among you.
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(speaking alien language)
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>> (groaning)
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That went really bad.
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>> I know, I feel like an idiot.
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>> You should, a lot of people
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passed away because of you.
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>> I know, I feel like everyone
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here is mad at me, but...
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>> I've been hunting that queen
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for 15 years, you mother(bleep).
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I want you to know that you
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approaching her and spilling
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that drink caused the end of
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humanity.
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>> Yeah, that's my bad.
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I-- That's--
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that's totally my bad, I--
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(laughing)
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**
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>> Sir, I want these beans
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for me and my kids.
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>> That'll be $4.
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>> I don't--
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All I have is two bucks.
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>> Well, then you're gonna have
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to put something back.
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>> Come on, man, come on.
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>> Hey!
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I wanna get a wine cooler.
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>> Get out of my store!
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Get out, I told you not
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to come in, get out!
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(Bleep), get out of my store!
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>> * Take it to the limit
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* I'm in it to win it
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* I'm in it to win it, yeah
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* I'm in it to win it
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* I swear to God, I ain't gon'
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* Stop till I'm balling like
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* Russell Simmons, balling...
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>> The 1970s was a great decade
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for soul.
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But there's one band whose rise
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and fall has largely been
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forgotten.
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This is the uncelebrated story
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of The California Raisins.
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It all started in 1978 in
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Chattanooga, Tennessee, for
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brothers Moe, Leon, Lorenz,
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Mohammed and Willie worked.
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>> Tennessee Roosters
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get all the monies!
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Now, Roosters, let's cluck off!
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>> Yeah!
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>> Let's get some eggs!
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>> Come on, you can't leave!
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I put your names on the posters!
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Sweet (bleep)!
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>> * I'm just mopping
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* The floor with my brothers
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* And we're mopping
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* And sweeping and cleaning
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* The pool table and chairs
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* That's what I
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>> Hey, hey, you.
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You sing?
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Oh, I'm desperate, kid.
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You sing a tune,
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I'll pay you good.
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>> Oh, I don't know...
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>> Hey, hey, hey, no-no-no.
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You gotta do it, Leon.
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You can't let Mama know you
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passed up some money.
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Come on, we need it.
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>> Come on, Leon.
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>> Come on, Leon.
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>> You got to.
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>> Oh, all right.
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Um, uh, hello.
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(feedback)
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Uh, well, um...
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We're The Raisin Brothers.
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Okay, um, hit it!
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**
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* I knew a thick girl
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* Her name was Pearl
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* Told her when I'm famous
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* I would give her the world
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* Pearl
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>> That's a smoking sound, boys.
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Now, my cousin owns a record
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label in California.
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I'm booking you a flight.
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>> But, thank you,
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but I don't know.
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I gotta ask my mama.
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>> Boys, I been waiting in that
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car all day for y'all!
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>> Mama, uh, this nice man,
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Frankie, he wants to fly us to
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big, sunny Los Angeles to meet
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with a record label.
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>> Oh, oh, I'm so ha--
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(gasping)
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(thudding)
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>> (screaming) No, Mom!
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Mama, Mama, no!
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Mama, wake up.
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She's dead.
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(crying)
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>> So, look, you boys are gonna
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need a manager.
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**
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>> Raisins?
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I don't need no raisins stinking
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up my record label, get out.
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>> Quick, sing something fancy,
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boys!
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>> * I knew a thick girl
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* Her name was Pearl
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* Told her when I'm famous
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* I'd give her the world
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>> * Girl
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>> * Pearl
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>> Wow.
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You guys got the sound.
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>> Oh, joy.
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Martha, bring in my contract
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signing pen.
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>> (laughing)
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>> But the first thing we gotta
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do, we gotta change your name.
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>> Yeah.
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>> From now on, you're The
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California Raisins.
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>> But we weren't born
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in California.
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We were born in Tennessee.
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And Mama said--
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>> Man, (bleep) your mama!
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You're The California Raisins.
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>> Well, okay, I guess we're
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The California Raisins.
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Yay! Thank you, Frankie.
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>> The Raisins shot to the top
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of the charts.
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But fame would have a cost.
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(knocking on door)
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>> No more drugs, please.
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Ohh...
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>> Wake up, Leon.
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We gotta do press for our Disney
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California Raisins movie.
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>> Leon don't care about some
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Disney-ass press.
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Now, look, people gon' see the
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movie 'cause Leon's in the movie
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and Leon's the star!
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Right, girls?
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>> Leon, man, we're all a team.
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>> Yeah, man, we're brothers.
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>> We're Raisins.
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>> Man, shut the (bleep), Moe.
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>> I'm Lorenz.
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>> Shut the (bleep), Lorenz.
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You only singing with us 'cause
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you are strong and you can hold
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the equipment.
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Let me tell you something.
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I don't give a damn about this
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family.
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I go solo,
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I do this (bleep) alone.
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>> What would Mama say?
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>> (Bleep) Mama.
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>> The band broke up.
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The brothers cut off all contact
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with Leon, who set out on a
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failed solo career.
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>> Hey, we got a stranger
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in the house.
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>> Evening, brothers.
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Look, I know you hate me,
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and you should.
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What I did was very
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disrespectful and very mean.
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You know, Mama wouldn't want us
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to hate each other.
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>> Please, dude, I remember you
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distinctly saying,
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"(Bleep) Mama."
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>> I deserve that, I do.
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Which is why I dug up Mama's
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corpse.
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>> Jesus, man.
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>> To apologize in person.
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I'm sorry, Mama.
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I'm not gonna lie,
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I'm high as a kite right now.
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>> Anybody that's willing to dig
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up Mama's dead 20-year corpse
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to get forgiveness from
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his brothers...
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deserve to be forgiven.
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>> Uh-oh.
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>> We forgive you, bro.
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>> Oh, boy.
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>> You know what?
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Let's back on stage.
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The California Raisins are back,
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Jack.
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>> Jubilation, jubilation.
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(laughing)
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Mama!
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(chanting "Mama")
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>> On the way to celebrate,
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The California Raisins were hit
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by a plane crash.
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That's it for "Uncelebrated."
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I'm Gillis Merrit.
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Good night.
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>> * Your sweet soul
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>> But Mama said we're raisins.
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What do you wanna do?
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>> (snoring)
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>> Good, good, all right now,
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I need more...
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>> (snoring)
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>> ...conviction, all right, so,
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for we gotta change your name
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to The California Raisins.
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(laughing)
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All right, Rel,
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what's your line?
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>> (snoring continues)
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All right, Rel, now your next
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line is, "But your mama was
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birthed in Tennessee."
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I'ma feed it to you.
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But we changed our names
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to The California Raisins.
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Did you do the line?
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Did you do it?
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>> What?
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>> The line, the line was,
291
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"But our mama was birthed
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in Tennessee."
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>> So hot in this thing.
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(all laughing)
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>> Ah!
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Oh, my hand, you cut my hand
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off, dude.
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Why'd you cut my hand off?
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>> Keith Skywalker,
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I am your brother.
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>> I know your my brother.
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We've been brothers for a while.
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>> I know.
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>> Are these things real?
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>> Yeah, I just cut your hand
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off, see?
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>> Oh, yeah, that's true.
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>> This has been...
309
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>> Obama's the man, you know?
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I mean, what other president
311
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would come and visit someone's
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home?
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>> Look, honestly, I hope he has
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a great time and I hope he loves
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my grandmother's cake.
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>> He will, he will.
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(knocking on door)
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>> Go, go, go.
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>> Oh, my God.
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(chuckling)
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>> Uh, you must be Carl.
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Thank you so much for inviting
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me to your home.
324
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You know, visiting supporters of
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my administration...
326
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well, it makes it all worth it.
327
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>> Of course, Mr. President.
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I am so glad you're here.
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Can I show you around?
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>> Well, let's do it.
331
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>> First and most important,
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we have all kinds of... food.
333
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>> Oh, yeah, uh, yeah, I could
334
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,168
eat all this, Carl.
335
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>> Look, why don't you save
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something for everybody.
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What the hell?!
338
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,678
>> Pardon me, pal.
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>> Gosh, he has so much
340
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:53,893
charisma, you know?
341
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,357
>> Damn, charisma, this dude
342
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,415
just ate all our dip.
343
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>> Wait, what?
344
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,161
>> Yes, President Obama shoved
345
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this whole bowl of dip in his
346
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,063
big, fat mouth?
347
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:02,762
>> Hey, hey...
348
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:03,763
He's the President of the
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United States.
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00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:06,272
Calm down.
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00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,596
>> Look right there,
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my pigs in a blanket.
353
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,538
>> So what?
354
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,066
I mean, he killed bin Laden.
355
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,771
>> Obama wasn't even there,
356
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:13,543
okay?
357
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,440
>> Carl?
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You got chips and no dip?
359
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This party sucks, man!
360
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,277
>> Look, Rod, okay, calm down.
361
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,352
I'm sorry, okay?
362
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,250
Obama's making me look like
363
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,551
an idiot!
364
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,592
>> Hey, he is our first black
365
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president, and you are-- you're
366
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,386
acting like a monster right now.
367
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,560
>> Come on, Laura, don't--
368
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,258
>> A monster!
369
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,089
>> I'm sorry, baby, that ain't
370
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,733
what--
371
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,121
>> Couldn't help but notice you
372
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:55,915
give me that stink eye from
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across the room, Carl.
374
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,517
>> Yeah, that's right.
375
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,789
'Cause I caught you eating all
376
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,218
our damn food!
377
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,822
>> What's your point, Carl?
378
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,694
Huh?
379
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,234
What in the (bleep) are you
380
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,228
gonna do about it?
381
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,859
>> I'ma-- I'ma tell everybody
382
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,074
what you been doing.
383
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,865
>> (chuckling)
384
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I'm second-term Obama, Carl.
385
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Voting's over.
386
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,244
I can do whatever I want in this
387
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,442
wood paneled (bleep) box
388
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,383
you call a home.
389
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,847
See this fork?
390
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,552
It's my fork now, Carl, okay?
391
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Even if you wanted it,
392
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,093
it's (bleep) ruined, Carl.
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It's got my dick sweat
394
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,087
all over it.
395
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,334
Playing basketball all day,
396
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,199
Carl, okay?
397
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:44,867
You want this fork still,
398
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,225
Carl, huh?
399
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,673
Answer me, Carl?!
400
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,999
I'm second-term Obama, Carl.
401
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,414
I'm untouchable.
402
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,705
>> You a monster.
403
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,377
>> (chuckling)
404
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,436
No, I'm worse, Carl.
405
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,184
I'm the (bleep) president.
406
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,551
>> You know something?
407
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,649
How about you president this!
408
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,887
>> (Bleep) up now, Carl.
409
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,930
>> Look, everybody, look,
410
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I got some startling news,
411
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:13,733
y'all!
412
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,156
Oh!
413
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,033
>> Why didn't you punch
414
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:17,930
both of us?
415
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,231
>> Carl, you ruined the party!
416
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,072
>> No, I didn't, it was him!
417
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,498
He's the one! He's the one!
418
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,865
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
419
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,578
That's my cake!
420
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,379
That's my cake!
421
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,891
>> Oh, my God.
422
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,817
Don't I know you from somewhere?
423
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,932
>> Huh?
424
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,225
>> Boy, do not play with me.
425
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:46,926
I know I know you from
426
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,757
somewhere, you look familiar.
427
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,531
>> I don't think
428
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,430
that we've met--
429
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,001
>> Okay, maybe we didn't meet,
430
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,230
but you're like a celebrity or
431
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,074
something, right?
432
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,339
And you look even cuter in
433
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,007
person, (bleep) damn!
434
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,866
Mmm.
435
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,684
>> Yo, thanks, but...
436
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,875
I think you got the wrong--
437
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:05,878
>> Shh!
438
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,009
You ain't gotta be humble
439
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,254
with me.
440
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,678
Actually, listen.
441
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,922
I get off work in a little bit,
442
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,648
so why don't you hit me up
443
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,663
because I will be at home
444
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,885
all day long.
445
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,403
Bye.
446
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,595
>> All right!
447
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,997
>> * Push it to the limit
448
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,229
* I'm in it to win it
449
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,074
* I'm in it to win it, yeah
450
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,539
* I'm in it to win it
451
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,067
* I sweat to God, I ain't gon'
452
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,042
* Stop till I'm balling
453
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,070
* Like Russell Simmons
454
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,544
* Balling like Russell Simmons
455
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,712
* I'm balling
456
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,549
>> * I'd give her the world
457
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,745
>> * Pearl
458
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:40,706
>> * Pearl
459
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:41,853
>> Take it away, Kevin.
460
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:42,648
>> Take it away, Kevin.
461
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,049
(laughing)
462
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,821
>> * I don't know that much
463
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,548
* About Pearl
464
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,024
* All I know is she
465
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,422
* Would get the world
466
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,094
(laughing)
467
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:52,762
* Pearl
468
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,859
**
469
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:00,926
>> Good afternoon, everyone.
470
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,404
Glad you could make it.
471
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,072
This fiscal year, I'm not bull
472
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,671
(bleep), all right?
473
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,812
Our next film has to be a hit.
474
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,478
What do you got?
475
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,677
>> What about a black remake
476
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:12,708
of a white movie?
477
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,712
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can do
478
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,053
a black version of "Gone Girl."
479
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,249
We could call it
480
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,420
"You Better Go On, Girl."
481
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,988
(laughing)
482
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:20,817
>> Get the (bleep) out of here,
483
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,490
Dave.
484
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,188
>> You got it, boss.
485
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,359
>> That is the type of
486
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,756
unoriginality that's going to
487
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,027
kill us, all right?
488
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,486
I don't wanna make a black
489
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,604
remake of a white film,
490
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,395
all right?
491
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,826
We've already seen Jaden Smith
492
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:31,860
in "Karate Kid."
493
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,034
We've seen Queen Latifah
494
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,373
in "Steel Magnolias", and we've
495
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,237
seen "Annie" with black Annie.
496
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,766
I don't wanna make a black
497
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,340
remake of a white film.
498
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,209
I want something original,
499
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,007
something that hasn't been done,
500
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,178
something fresh, something new!
501
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,505
What do you got?
502
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,880
>> What about a blacker remake.
503
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,807
It-- it's a version that's even
504
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,523
more blacker than the original?
505
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:51,717
>> I like that.
506
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,188
I like that a lot.
507
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,386
Have something to show me in
508
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,757
a year, I'm going on vacation.
509
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,556
Here I come, Poconos!
510
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,928
**
511
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,257
Good afternoon, everyone.
512
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,432
Glad you could make it.
513
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,000
Hey, oh, Dave, get the
514
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:05,698
(bleep) out.
515
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,198
What do we got, guys?
516
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,500
>> I suggest
517
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,842
we do an even blacker version
518
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,169
of "Dream Girls."
519
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,414
>> Okay, and what makes
520
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,408
it blacker?
521
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,679
>> Her singing.
522
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:22,018
>> * With me...
523
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,845
>> Not black enough!
524
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,520
Guys, we need blacker than that.
525
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,148
>> Okay, uh, we-- we have a
526
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,324
version of...
527
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,363
"Boyz N the Hood."
528
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,659
>> Okay, and where is the extra
529
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,590
black in that?
530
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,334
>> More Boyz.
531
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,059
>> Who's next?
532
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,174
>> Well, did you see all the Zs?
533
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,925
>> So, I was thinking a blacker
534
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,502
version of "Do the Right Thing."
535
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,701
You know what I mean, like,
536
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:43,542
super black.
537
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,066
Like, even the white dudes in
538
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,242
the movie are played by black
539
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,009
dudes.
540
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,076
>> That sounds very black.
541
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,775
>> Check this out.
542
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,176
>> Hey, Sal!
543
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,154
How come you ain't got
544
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:58,921
no brothers up on the wall?
545
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,188
>> If you want pictures of black
546
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,347
people on the wall, you can get
547
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,524
your own place, and then you can
548
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,692
put pictures of your brother,
549
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,890
your mother, your cousin,
550
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,431
the cast of "Cool Runnings."
551
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,656
I don't care!
552
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,730
Oh! I'm Italian.
553
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,199
And my boys are Italian.
554
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:11,998
>> Yeah!
555
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,328
>> Pizza, pasta.
556
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,203
>> That's what goes on the wall.
557
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,442
>> Now that's very black.
558
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,810
>> Oh, man, they're gonna
559
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:22,938
shut off my cable.
560
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,984
Damn, damn!
561
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,455
Oh, no, fam, he here.
562
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,534
>> There he go, there he go!
563
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,729
(Bleep)!
564
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,670
(gunshots)
565
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,135
>> * Push it to the limit
566
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,141
* I'm in it to win it
567
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,982
* I'm in it to win it, yeah
568
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:57,876
* I'm in it
569
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,647
**
570
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,590
>> All right, little buddy.
571
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,315
I know you get nervous.
572
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,660
And we're two outs in the last
573
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,385
inning and we're down one.
574
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,690
I get it.
575
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,361
I know you haven't gotten a hit
576
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,200
all season.
577
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,204
But I think this'll be
578
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,128
your first.
579
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,672
If we don't win this game,
580
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,537
it's okay.
581
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,835
We'll all still love you as a
582
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:24,566
team, pal.
583
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,011
>> Thanks, Coach.
584
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,035
>> All right.
585
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,009
Go get 'em, buddy.
586
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,808
You got this, Luke.
587
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,551
Come on, Luke, you got this,
588
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,278
buddy!
589
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,889
>> Strike!
590
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,218
>> It's okay, Luke,
591
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,623
it's a great try, buddy.
592
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,733
>> Come on, one more chance!
593
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,001
We can win, come on...
594
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,229
>> That's fine, Luke, remember,
595
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:54,974
nothing to lose.
596
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,467
We love you, buddy.
597
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,839
**
598
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,341
>> Jeff Ross is very kind
599
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,366
enough to be on the show and
600
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,911
now we're gonna, uh, we're gonna
601
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:06,665
do a speed roast.
602
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:07,813
He's gonna speed roast us.
603
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:08,907
>> You look like Tom Cruise's
604
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,838
"Tropic Thunder" character
605
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:11,683
took a (bleep).
606
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,348
(all laughing)
607
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,345
Here, this is great.
608
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,846
Hang yourself with this.
609
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:15,517
(laughing)
610
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,815
Rel in this costume is sweating
611
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,616
like Rel on a regular day.
612
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,618
(laughing)
613
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,289
We got The California Raisins
614
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,618
and a plum on the end.
615
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,862
(laughing)
616
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,186
Lucas Brothers, you're like
617
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,631
the Sklar Brothers if they
618
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,056
were better looking and less
619
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:28,960
funny.
620
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:29,661
(laughing)
621
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,832
Jermaine, you're like a black
622
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,660
Frankenstein.
623
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,834
(laughing)
624
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,672
You're like Blackenstein.
625
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,538
It must be tough being the token
626
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,807
white chick on a show that
627
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,066
only white chicks watch.
628
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,244
(laughing)
629
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,483
Kevin, poor Kevin,
630
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,678
too short to play basketball,
631
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,149
too tall to do comedy.
632
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,377
(laughing)
633
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,522
Thank you
634
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,447
"Friends of the People."
635
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,122
Congratulations on your new
636
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,120
season.
637
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:55,861
>> Thank you,
638
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:56,555
broke Bruce Willis.
639
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,056
(laughing)
640
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,157
>> Me and Josh are doing an
641
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,558
"American Hustle" remake.
642
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,800
(all laughing)
643
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,725
It's called the
644
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,260
"Israeli Hustle."
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