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>> All righty, all right, okay,
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let's get this last shot in
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before we break for lunch, okay.
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Uh, Lorenzo, Piper, that sounds
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good?
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>> You know it.
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>> Okay, let's do this,
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all right, here we go,
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cameras rolling and action!
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>> Wow, my skin feels dry.
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>> Hm, well, you know,
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when I'm feeling a bit dry,
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I like to use Paul Poontz
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Body Butter.
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>> Now that's the move.
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>> All right, that's a cut.
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Piper, that was a great take.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Good job.
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>> Thanks.
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>> But, you know, you looked
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a little bothered a little bit.
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Is everything okay?
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>> Oh, yeah, no, I'm fine.
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Uh... just the way Lorenzo said
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body butter, it just kind
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of threw me off.
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>> Okay, we'll, we'll, we'll
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get that, okay, thanks.
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>> Thank you.
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>> All right, uh, we're gonna
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just do it one more time and if
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you can just, just not hit
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body butter so hard, okay?
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>> Well, that's the move.
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>> All right, okay.
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Cameras rolling and action!
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>> Wow, I feel so dry.
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>> Well, you know, when I feel a
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bit dry, I like to use
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Paul Poontz Body Butter.
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>> Cut!
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(bell ringing)
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>> Is that better?
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>> Well, okay, it was good.
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It was, uh, very, very good.
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>> Thanks.
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>> Okay, all I'm saying is if
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you could do this for us just
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not, for real, don't hit on the
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body butter so much, you know.
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>> Okay.
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>> If you can just, you know,
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just take a few of those vowels
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out of there, and we'll just
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pick it up for your line there.
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>> Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
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>> No big deal, okay?
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>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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>> Everyone ready?
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>> Yeah, yeah.
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>> Okay, here we go.
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All right, and, uh, action.
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>> When I feel a bit dry,
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I like to use Paul Poontz
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Body Butter.
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>> Good God, why?!
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Why is he saying it like that?!
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>> Cut, cut, cut!
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>> Body butter.
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>> Cut!
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>> Body butter.
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>> Cut!
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>> Body butter.
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Body butter.
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Body butter.
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>> Cut!
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This is what we'll do.
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All right, we're gonna do
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something different so you won't
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have to talk this time.
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You ready?
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>> Yeah.
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>> We'll just have you apply the
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body butter on your leg and
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that's it.
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>> Now, that's the move.
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>> That's the move, okay?
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That's all we have to do,
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you ready?
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Okay, get that leg up there,
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all right?
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>> Okay, cool.
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>> Last looks on the leg,
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we good?
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Here we go, action!
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>> * Bah-dah-dum
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* Bah-dah-dum
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* Bah-dah-dum
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* Bah-dah-dum-dum
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>> Whoa, I'm gonna barf again,
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man, make him stop.
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>> Hey, hey, hey, look, stop.
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Cut, look, um...
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I have a great idea.
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>> * Bah-dah-dum
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>> Well, you know, when my skin
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is feeling a bit dry,
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I like to use Paul Poontz
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Body Butter.
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>> Mm, now that's the move.
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**
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>> Look, I don't think this
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is working out.
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>> But we just got engaged.
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>> I don't give a damn about
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this engagement.
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Marry somebody else, okay?
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Now check this out.
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I gotta pee.
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You get the check.
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I have to use the bathroom
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because I left my wallet
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on purpose!
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>> Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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I've heard enough.
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Why don't you just tag me in?
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>> Thanks, Jake the Snake.
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>> Oh!
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>> DDT!
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>> It's gonna be the best
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camping vacation of all time.
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The old high school crew
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is back!
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>> Yeah...
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>> Yeah, man, we doing it.
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We're back.
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(loud bang)
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(tires screeching)
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>> What was that?
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>> I don't know.
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>> Is it dead?
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>> Yeah, it's dead, man.
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Sorry, bro.
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>> Okay, all right, um...
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Let's get the squirrel
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in the trunk and get our
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stories straight.
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>> Stories straight?
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For who?
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>> For who?
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The police, our families,
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everyone we see for the rest
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of our lives, we're murderers.
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We need to bury that squirrel
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and fast.
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Did anyone bring a shovel?
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>> Well, I'm pretty sure it's
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legal to kill a squirrel, dude.
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>> Absolutely.
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>> That's right.
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>> Yeah, if it's self-defense.
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We need to make it look like
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that squirrel attacked us.
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>> No, no!
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>> Whoa, geez,
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what are you doing!?
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>> It's legal all the time
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to kill squirrels.
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>> You can literally shoot
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a squirrel with a gun and then
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eat its tiny muscle.
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>> No, I see what's
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happening here.
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I'm the driver so I'm the
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killer, and as soon as we get on
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the witness stand, the three
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of you will dime me out.
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>> This is insane.
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I'll just Google it.
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>> You're not calling the cops!
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>> Aah!
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>> Oh (bleep)!
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>> Oh, why'd you stab me, dude?
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Are you crazy?!
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Billy, I wasn't gonna call
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the cops, but now I am.
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>> Aah!
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>> Oh, Jesus.
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>> Oh!
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(gunshot)
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(door alarm pinging)
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>> Hey, Paul.
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Now, uh... we've done
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a lot of bad stuff here.
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I think we can be okay
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if you follow my lead.
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Now... can I trust you, Paul?
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>> Sure, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, you can trust me.
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You can trust me.
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>> Okay, good, good.
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Well, I'm gonna go get
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these two idiots.
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You get the squirrel
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and put it in the trunk.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
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Thank you, Paul.
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Make sure to get all the
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squirrel pieces, Paul.
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Leave no trace!
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We can bury them in the park
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around the corner, all right?
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Let's ride.
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(thud)
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(bleep) dammit,
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go get him, Paul!
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(squeal)
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Mother(bleep)!
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All right,
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hand me the squirrels.
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And the ones in your pockets.
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You know, Paul, I...
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I know that I've said that we've
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done bad things, but,
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really, I've done bad things.
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You're innocent and deserve a
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happy life.
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>> Phil, wait, wait--
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(gunshot)
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> 9-1-1,>
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hat's your emergency?w
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>> I feel like you'd need
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to see it.
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>> * Bah-dah-dum
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* Bah-dah-dum
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* Bah-dah-dum...
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>> Excuse me, can you, can you
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hold my legs up, I don't--
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>> * Bah-dah-dum...
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>> Thanks, man.
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A little higher, above the calf.
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>> (laughing)
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>> Next leg.
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**
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>> So, uh, I'm gonna get some
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special effects makeup put on my
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face so it looks like I got
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attacked by like a wild animal.
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And then, I'm gonna go around
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and ask people for Band-Aids.
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And we're done,
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so, let's get started.
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Uh, do you have a Band-Aid
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by any chance?
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>> What happened to you?
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>> I was at a, I was at a
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sporting event and they shot
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that t-shirt canon gun.
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Do you have a Band-Aid,
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I fell out of my bunk bed.
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It's the lower bunk but
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it still felt like it--
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like I hit something.
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I tried to eat a waffle
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clean out of the waffle iron
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with my face.
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This little kid hit me with
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a baseball bat
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that had nails on it.
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Do you have a Band-Aid?
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I got hit with a cannonball.
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It was a Civil War reenactment
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but next thing I know,
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I'm on the ground.
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>> So I didn't know if
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it's fake or what.
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>> That's the thing, yeah.
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>> Good afternoon.
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I'm Mr. Hufton.
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I'll be your swimming teacher.
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Any queries?
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Godspeed, little boy.
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Any other queries?
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Good.
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Now, there are two rules
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when it come to swimming.
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Rule number one: do not die.
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Water does not care who you are
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or what you had planned
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for the rest of the day.
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Now, I don't trust water.
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Never have, never will.
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Earth is 80% water
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which means we're surrounded!
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Any queries?
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What?
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>> So, for the people
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that aren't afraid of water,
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any tips on how to do
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a backstroke?
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>> Yeah, personally, I'd love
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to learn how to... tread better.
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>> Hm, backstroke.
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Tread better.
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Hm, let me see.
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>> (coughing and choking)
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>> How does that feel?
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Feels like drowning, don't it?
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>> (coughing)
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>> Yeah.
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Like 65 karate chops
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to the throat.
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I must confess!
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This is not a swimming class.
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This is self-defense...
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against water.
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Now, first technique: playing
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dead in front of the water.
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Demonstration.
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Are you ready
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for the next lesson?
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Yes, you are, here it is.
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Subdue the water by attacking
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its privates.
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Grab the water, kick the water.
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Kick the water, kick the water
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in the water penis.
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>> That's not swimming.
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>> Rule number two.
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Before you get into the water
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recite this spell
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from a spell book.
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This spell book repel the water
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for about 20, 30 minutes.
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Except Lake Michigan.
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That water too strong.
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>> What the (bleep) are you
340
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talking about?
341
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I mean, I know I came here
342
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to have a good time
343
00:10:04,967 --> 00:10:06,197
and learn how to swim.
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>> Yeah.
345
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,770
>> What is this, an uprising?
346
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A rebellion, a coupe?
347
00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:12,597
Vietnam, four tours, fight me.
348
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>> I think you're just a coward.
349
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>> Blasphemy!
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But I will get into the water,
351
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,430
not because you told me to,
352
00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:19,703
but because my shoes
353
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,770
are thirsty!
354
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Something's not right.
355
00:10:28,567 --> 00:10:31,967
(kids screaming)
356
00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:32,897
Oh!
357
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,830
(boy screaming)
358
00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:36,203
Run, kids!
359
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Open the doors!
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I told you! I told--
361
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**
362
00:10:41,067 --> 00:10:42,127
>> You know, George,
363
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if you stay under my psychiatric
364
00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:45,103
care just a little while longer,
365
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,470
I think that we can crack this.
366
00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:47,797
>> No, I don't think so.
367
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,800
You know why?
368
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Because I think you suck, Doc!
369
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,233
You suck, you suck at being a
370
00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:54,903
doctor, you have a dumb face.
371
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,730
You have a dumb sounding voice.
372
00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:58,273
I still have all my problems.
373
00:10:58,267 --> 00:10:59,527
You still smell weird.
374
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,673
I want a second opinion.
375
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,797
>> You want a second opinion?
376
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,470
>> Yes.
377
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:05,197
>> Fine!
378
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,630
>> Tag me in, Doc.
379
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,533
Sock therapy.
380
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:09,333
>> Mick Foley?
381
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:10,203
>> Legal, man.
382
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:16,170
>> Ohh!
383
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,430
>> Oh, thank you, Mick Foley.
384
00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:23,403
>> Have a nice day.
385
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,630
>> Oh, have any of you ladies
386
00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:26,633
read this book,
387
00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:27,803
"Fifty Shades of Grey"?
388
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:28,530
>> No, Blanche,
389
00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:29,933
but I did see the movie.
390
00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:32,573
>> Oh, what's the movie called?
391
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:36,727
>> "Lawrence of Arabia," Rose.
392
00:11:36,733 --> 00:11:38,673
>> Well, I plan on writing
393
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:39,627
a bestseller based
394
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,933
on my own sexual conquests.
395
00:11:41,933 --> 00:11:43,733
>> Hm, there aren't enough pages
396
00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,833
in the world.
397
00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:46,873
>> Laugh all you want.
398
00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:48,297
My writing takes a back seat
399
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,200
to no one.
400
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,170
>> And if anyone knows
401
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,297
back seats, it's you.
402
00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,070
>> What you old bitches here
403
00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:02,097
talking about?
404
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:08,327
>> * Let's go with the flow
405
00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:12,073
* Relax and watch what happens
406
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:14,927
* Mmm
407
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:17,333
* Let's do it
408
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,533
* Let's go with the flow
409
00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:22,067
>> Come on, fam, which one
410
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:23,597
of y'all ate my cheesecake?
411
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,200
>> Ma, did you eat
412
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,400
his cheesecake?
413
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,600
>> What? I can't hear you.
414
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,930
I'm old.
415
00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:31,733
>> Y'all bogus for eating
416
00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:33,303
my (bleep) cheesecake!
417
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,530
>> Well, just throw
418
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:35,673
the rest away.
419
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:36,667
>> What?
420
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:39,267
>> Yeah, we didn't pay for it.
421
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:40,827
>> You like wasting food
422
00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:42,373
and wasting my mother(bleep)
423
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:43,297
money.
424
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,070
Well, guess what,
425
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:44,827
you about to pay.
426
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,173
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
427
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,197
Look at this beautiful
428
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,070
rice pudding.
429
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:48,867
Guess what you ain't gon'
430
00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:49,767
have today.
431
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,067
It's the pudding, look at that.
432
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:51,797
>> Oh!
433
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:52,970
>> Dumped, huh?
434
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:55,767
Oh, it's grapefruit time, baby.
435
00:12:58,133 --> 00:12:59,303
>> (gasping)
436
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,297
(all laughing)
437
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,600
>> * Let's do it
438
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,930
* Let's go with the flow
439
00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:12,067
>> Do you have a Band-Aid?
440
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,767
My head got run over by a car.
441
00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:15,267
I got swatted by a puma.
442
00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:17,067
I got attacked by a monster.
443
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,327
I went into a forest
444
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:19,503
'cause I heard a flute.
445
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,600
It was a trick probably by the
446
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,970
monster, and he comes out of
447
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,197
this tree, and he just goes
448
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,570
"Grrr."
449
00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:25,267
And I was like,
450
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:26,627
"Oh, no, (bleep)!"
451
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:27,503
All right, well, if you hear
452
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,670
a flute in the forest, don't go.
453
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:29,627
(woman laughs)
454
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,630
**
455
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:35,473
>> Water's trying to kill you,
456
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:36,967
and you just walkin' in it!
457
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,527
Water has no heart.
458
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:41,903
And no brain.
459
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,100
Or legs.
460
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:44,130
I am always urinating 'cause
461
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,073
my body is trying to get rid
462
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:45,767
of the water.
463
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:47,197
Please save me, please.
464
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,470
Thank you so much.
465
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:49,767
Who you talking to, the police?
466
00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:50,967
Is it about the water?
467
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:52,427
(bleep) I knew it was.
468
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:53,597
> Game seven,>
469
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,800
ed Rebels down one.R
470
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,470
>> All right, Red Rebels,
471
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:56,127
here we go, Red Rebels,
472
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:56,973
here we go, baby, all right,
473
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:57,797
Mike, you got this, baby,
474
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,600
come on, Mike, come on.
475
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,270
Come on, Mike!
476
00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:00,197
>> Mike Jones on the baseline.
477
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,530
ones drives for the win!J
478
00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:02,603
e rims out.H
479
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,800
>> Ohh...
480
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,770
>> Unbelievable, he missed it!
481
00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:06,597
he Skybirds win theT
482
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,700
hampionship.c
483
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,170
he Skybirds win!T
484
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,927
h, Top Shelf must be kickingO
485
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,973
imself.h
486
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,797
he streak continues.T
487
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,600
0 year without a Red Rebels3
488
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,800
hampionship.c
489
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,730
**
490
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:23,633
>> (sobbing loudly)
491
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:30,603
**
492
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:35,827
**
493
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,473
> It is an honor>
494
00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:45,867
nd a dreama
495
00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:46,897
o be inductedt
496
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,170
nto the Hall of Fame.i
497
00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:51,127
have to thank my fans.I
498
00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:53,503
ithout them, none of this isW
499
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,300
ossible.p
500
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:58,270
(applause)
501
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,597
**
502
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,730
>> This is Houston.
503
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,633
The mission is now live.
504
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:07,403
(loud crunching)
505
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,970
Ground control to shuttle one.
506
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,627
All systems are a go.
507
00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,403
Proceed to phase two.
508
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,630
> Engines beginning throttling>
509
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:14,503
own now.d
510
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,630
Full throttle down to, uh, 65%
511
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:17,873
hortly.s
512
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:18,697
>> Ground control
513
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:19,970
to shuttle one.
514
00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:23,067
Proceed.
515
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,197
Dustin, will you stop chewing
516
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,700
those chips already?
517
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,600
You got work to do.
518
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,070
>> Get off my butt.
519
00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,527
>> Hey, Richie!
520
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,833
Tag me in, bro.
521
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:40,097
Dustin, get up!
522
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,500
He said quit eating
523
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,430
the damn chips.
524
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,073
Suck it!
525
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:55,697
>> Thanks, X-Pac.
526
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,130
>> No problem, Richie.
527
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,273
Now, let's land this damn
528
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,597
spaceship.
529
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,670
**
530
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,130
(dramatic music playing)
531
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,170
>> Crime, it's like a bad shoe.
532
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,067
It hurts to wear it,
533
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:15,827
but without it,
534
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:17,173
you never know how good
535
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,767
a good shoe really is.
536
00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:21,097
Name's Lucas, Kenny Lucas.
537
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:24,500
I'm a private investigator.
538
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,230
>> And I'm Keith Lucas.
539
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:28,073
We're the best in the business.
540
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,727
No crime too dirty
541
00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:31,273
or street too seedy.
542
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,967
Plus, we can hear each
543
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:35,367
other narrate.
544
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,067
>> Kenny talking now.
545
00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:38,667
I'm not sure why.
546
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,867
A product of the genre,
547
00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:41,827
I suppose.
548
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,697
>> Keith talking now.
549
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:47,400
Sure.
550
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,400
Louisa put a sour taste in my
551
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,230
mouth the moment she walked in.
552
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,573
Why wouldn't you knock?
553
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,667
>> It was open.
554
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,697
What, not a fan of making money,
555
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,700
boys?
556
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,700
>> Man, that's rude.
557
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,100
>> Terrible first impression.
558
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,630
>> My husband was kidnapped by
559
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,303
Fat Mike down by the docks.
560
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,830
I was told you two
561
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,203
would know where to look.
562
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,330
>> We can find him,
563
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,903
but it's gonna cost you.
564
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:13,670
>> (scoffs) Money is no object.
565
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,297
>> Classic bad guy answer.
566
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,400
Note this.
567
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,670
This is Kenny, note it.
568
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:21,967
The docks-- by day, it's crowded
569
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,767
and it smells like fish.
570
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:26,167
And by night, it's dangerous...
571
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:29,067
and it smells like fish.
572
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,627
>> Kenny said that.
573
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:34,503
>> Well, well, well...
574
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,570
(chuckling)
575
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,127
If it isn't my two favorite
576
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,273
gumshoes.
577
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,497
(chuckling)
578
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,770
A little birdie told me
579
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:41,797
you might be snooping around
580
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,770
the docks.
581
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:43,967
>> Enough with the cheap talk,
582
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:44,967
Fat Mike.
583
00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:46,327
Where's Louisa's husband?
584
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,573
>> (laughing) Oh, geez,
585
00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:50,067
you two stiffs really think you
586
00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:51,467
know me, huh?
587
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:53,867
Well, I failed to mention,
588
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,967
I'm Louisa's husband.
589
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,597
>> The dame set us up.
590
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,870
>> See, I called it.
591
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:00,697
>> Suck lead, you twin bastards!
592
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,070
(gunshot)
593
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,130
>> All right, just have to
594
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:16,873
remember not to shoot Fat Mike.
595
00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:17,897
He's the guy I'm gonna
596
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,700
double-cross Keith with.
597
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,870
>> What's that?
598
00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:25,067
>> Oh, uh, uh, nothing.
599
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:25,697
>> You said you're gonna
600
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,170
double-cross me.
601
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,597
>> Yeah, I said it, but, but
602
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,900
now that you, you heard of it,
603
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,830
I won't do it.
604
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,403
>> I'm not convinced, dude.
605
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,700
>> I promise you, I won't.
606
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,300
>> Okay.
607
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,100
>> It's curtain call for you,
608
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,070
Keith.
609
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,267
Kenny works for Fat Mike now.
610
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,497
(laughing)
611
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,300
So you and your little--
612
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,300
Aah!
613
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,630
Ah-ah-ah!
614
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:50,673
Aah!
615
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,397
You're shooting Fat Mike!
616
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,630
Ah, ah!
617
00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:57,273
(empty guns clicking)
618
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:03,803
(thudding to ground)
619
00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:15,403
>> More like fat dead Mike.
620
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:20,800
(both laughing)
621
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,270
>> One, two, a-one, two, three,
622
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:24,097
hit it.
623
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,270
That's some really sweet tracks.
624
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,227
If you guys could just keep it
625
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,673
down, I'd appreciate it.
626
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:28,697
>> * At your door...
627
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,770
>> You can go through.
628
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:30,467
You just have to be very,
629
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:31,297
very quiet, it shows up
630
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:31,970
on the recording.
631
00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:32,627
>> * Moving in...
632
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:33,573
>> Guys, this is going right
633
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:34,867
onto vinyl so, um...
634
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:35,867
With vinyl, we have to be
635
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:36,667
extremely quiet.
636
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,367
If you wouldn't mind just
637
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:38,627
going very, very soft.
638
00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:39,403
You can go through,
639
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,230
you just have to be very quiet.
640
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,433
This groove like this comes once
641
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:42,403
a blue moon, you know?
642
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,500
(chuckling) Take care.
643
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,800
>> * Just got a new groove...
644
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,730
>> Hey, how you doing?
645
00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:46,473
You can go through.
646
00:20:46,467 --> 00:20:47,297
We're just recording this.
647
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:47,970
He's laying down a track for
648
00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:48,627
vinyl.
649
00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:49,303
You just have to be very, very
650
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,000
quiet, it shows up on the
651
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:51,003
recording, we really don't need
652
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,770
footsteps.
653
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:52,967
Don't look at him.
654
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:53,927
Uh, yeah, if you go very,
655
00:20:53,933 --> 00:20:55,003
very fast.
656
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,970
Very, uh, a little faster,
657
00:20:56,967 --> 00:21:00,067
faster, faster.
658
00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:03,097
Yeah, okay.
659
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,230
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