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**
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>> Y'all ready?
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Let's begin.
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Don, you're the inside man.
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You'll let Saul and Sally
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in the building.
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Saul, you knock out the guards.
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You will sneak through the back.
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Once inside,
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I'll get the vault codes.
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And Elmore, you crack the vault.
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Any questions?
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I got one.
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What are you gonna do with your
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share of a million dollars?
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>> I got eyes on Don.
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(cheers and applause)
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>> Let's play "Who Would Like To
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Be a Millionaire?"
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(cheers and applause)
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Here's your first question.
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>> I would like to use
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all of my lifelines!
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>> Nobody move!
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This is a stickup.
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>> Don't move, Regis Philbin.
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>> I'm not Regis Philbin.
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I'm Ben Bailey.
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>> Do you wanna die, Regis?
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Just give us that $1 million,
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and nobody gets hurt!
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>> Uh, we don't have any money
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here at all.
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>> Regis Philbin think
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this is a game.
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What are the vault codes!
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>> There's not vault,
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there's not codes, there's--
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we don't have any money.
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If someone wins, we just
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send them a check in the mail.
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>> Of course!
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All right, then...
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Then just write us a check!
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>> The bank will just void
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that check.
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>> I know!
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I know, all right.
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Give us your phones and wallets.
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>> Phones, wallets.
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>> Um, sorry, but nobody
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actually has anything.
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They had to give all their
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personal belongings to security
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at audience check-in.
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>> It's true, I, I snuck
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my gun in, but everything else
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is at check-in.
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>> Okay, then just take us to
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audience check-in.
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>> We'd have to take
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a shuttle bus.
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>> Nobody here has any money?
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>> You know what?
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Let's take this podium, man.
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>> Yeah.
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(grunting loudly)
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That thing, it's not moving.
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>> Oh, I got an idea.
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What if we took Regis to the
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bank, right, we have Regis take
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out all of his money but then we
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have guns at the bank, it's
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a bad idea, I take it back.
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>> Are you kidding me?
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That's your idea, that--
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You guys are so dumb.
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It's amazing.
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You're gonna steal a podium?
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What are you gonna do with it?
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I'm Ben Bailey, okay?
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I'm not Regis Philbin.
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The guy's like 40 years older
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than I am.
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>> Hey, Regis, could you sign
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this for my mom?
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>> No, no, no!
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We came here for a reason,
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all right?!
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And that's to get this money!
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>> Um, maybe Don could just play
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and maybe he'll win.
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>> I got, I got an idea.
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Maybe Don could just play 'cause
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Don's already here and he could
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win the money.
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>> That's great.
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>> Yeah, that's smart.
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>> Always thinking.
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>> I'm, I'm the kingpin,
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I'm the mastermind.
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>> Great idea, let's play
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the game.
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Audience, give it up for Don.
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Let's play "Who Would Like To Be
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a Millionaire?" again.
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Here we go.
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Whoo-hoo, wow.
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Okay, Don, the question remains.
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>> D: Aladdin, final answer.
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>> Oh, no, Don.
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That is incorrect.
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>> That's some children's movie.
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(all talking)
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>> Thanks, everybody,
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I'm Regis-- I'm Ben Bailey.
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That's it for "Who Would Like To
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Be a Millionaire?"
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We'll see you next time.
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**
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("Mad Men" theme playing)
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>> (screaming)
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(theme playing)
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(cheering from TV)
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>> He's in, no balls and one
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strike to Richie.
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Waiting on the second pitch.
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>> Have fun hanging out
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by yourself.
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I'm going on a date.
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>> You're going on a date in
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a fourth-grader's shorts.
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>> Right down the middle,
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Brian, looks like he's going
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right at 'em.
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>> These aren't shorts for
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children, these are cool shorts,
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these are date shorts.
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>> Those are date shorts?
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Those are the shorts you would
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choose to wear on a date where
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you might possibly have sex with
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somebody?
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This the life you want, hm?
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>> All right, I'll change
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the shorts, but they're not for
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kids, okay?
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>> That's a much better move.
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(Muzak playing)
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>> How you doing?
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>> Thank you very much,
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thank you.
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(beeping)
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(shutter clicking)
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>> Did you just take a picture
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of my son's butt?
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>> No, no...
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(stammering) What?
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>> I saw you take a picture
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of my son's butt.
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Burt, cover your ears.
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>> Are you crazy? I would never,
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I would never, I would never
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do something like that.
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I would never even, uh...
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>> He's trying to erase it.
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He's trying to erase the picture
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of my son's butt.
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>> No! No! No! No!
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>> Huh, okay, that looks a hell
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of a lot like Burt's ass to me.
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>> I'm calling the police.
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>> Come here.
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>> Funny story.
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Actually, earlier, I was coming
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here on my way to a date and
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I was wearing those same
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cargo shorts, you know?
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And my friend was like,
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"Oh, those are for little kids.
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Those are for children."
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I was like, "No, they're for...
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They're for adults, too, to come
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on a date."
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And he was like,
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"No, they're not."
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So I was gonna take a,
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I was gonna take a picture of,
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of his shorts to send to
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my friend as a joke.
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>> 9-1-1? Yeah, I'm in the diner
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on Fifth and there's some kind
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of pervert here, if you could
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just send somebody...
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>> When the police get here,
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it'll be no biggie, I'm telling
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you, it's not a...
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It-- I'm not a, I'm not a creep.
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I'm just not, I'm just not
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stylish, you know?
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I mean, look at me, come on.
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This is between me and Burt.
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(cell door shuts)
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Every year, 5 million men are
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arrested for taking a picture
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of a kid's shorts to text their
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friend.
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Don't be me.
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Turn off the flash.
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Paid for by the
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United Losers of America.
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>> Y'all are now on the game
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show "Whom Would Like To Be
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a Millionaire?"
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The question is-- these people
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right here...
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Remember, this is everything
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now.
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>> Not "Scrubs,"
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I'm pretty sure.
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>> Yeah.
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Not "All That,."
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>> Was it the first one?
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>> Yeah, I think it's "A."
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>> I'll go with that.
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>> Yo, "A," "Friends
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of the People"?
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>> Final answer.
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>> You are correct!
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Bring in the prize, there we go.
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$1 million, that's yours.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Oh, real quick, what was
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the name of the show again
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that we're doing?
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>> "All the People."
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>> "The People."
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>> "All the People."
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This is the cast of "All the
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People" here on the streets...
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>> I'm going on a date after
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this, and I was gonna wear these
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shorts, do you feel like--
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>> Bad idea.
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>> Bad idea.
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>> Yes, very bad.
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>> At what age is it okay to
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wear these shorts?
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>> 12.
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>> 12, look at all these things
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I could do 'cause I'm in shorts,
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like... like that.
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And I could take this.
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I feel like I could kick better.
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Man, I just got these like sick
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calves, you know?
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Like, boom calves.
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Calf.
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I don't know, I'm really
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grasping at straws to be honest.
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Hey.
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("Mad Men" theme playing)
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>> All right, Don, this is it.
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Dinner meeting with Hershey's
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Chocolate.
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This could make or break us,
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but you got this.
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Stick to the script.
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I'm here to meet up--
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>> Get out of here!
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We don't serve your kind
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in here, boy!
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(theme playing)
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**
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>> Welcome to "Squabblin' &
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Quarrelin'."
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That's Keith, I'm Kenny.
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And this is the show where we
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squabble and quarrel about some
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of the hottest topics on Earth.
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First topic, hot dogs.
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>> Gotta say, big fan
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of hot dogs.
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>> I love hot dogs, too.
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>> You love hot dogs?
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Not more than me.
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>> It think I'm a much
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bigger fan.
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>> I don't think so.
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You know what I do
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when I go to cookouts?
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>> What do you do?
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>> I burn all the hamburgers
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so there's only hot dogs left.
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>> I like that.
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You know, you are a bigger
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hot dog fan.
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>> I know, that's my dedication.
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(horn blaring)
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>> Oh, you hear that sound?
302
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>> I hear it.
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>> It think it's time for
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a round...
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>> Good, Bad, or Decent.
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>> It's time.
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>> So here's what we do.
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I'm gonna ask Keith a bunch of--
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I'm gonna give Keith a bunch of
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topics, and he's gonna tell me
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if they're good, bad, or decent.
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Good?
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That's good.
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All right, soup.
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>> Decent.
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>> Napoleon.
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>> Decent.
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>> Paper towels.
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>> Decent.
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>> Mushrooms.
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>> Decent.
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>> Cans.
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>> Decent.
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>> The sun.
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The moon?
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Sky?
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Heaven?
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Earth?
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Hell?
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Penguin?
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Soup?
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>> You said soup already.
333
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But decent again.
334
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>> Chicken noodle soup.
335
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>> Oh.
336
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Uh...
337
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(horn blaring)
338
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>> So that's the end of the
339
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show, uh, we'll see you guys,
340
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when we see you, bye-bye.
341
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>> Good night.
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>> He only has
343
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a few minutes left.
344
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>> Doctor, he's Batman.
345
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>> I'm sorry, um...
346
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This time the wounds are just...
347
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,340
They're just too deep.
348
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>> We will miss you,
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Master Wayne.
350
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>> It's okay.
351
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I know Gotham City will still
352
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be in good hands.
353
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>> I will do you proud, Batman.
354
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(sniffles)
355
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I'm ready.
356
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>> You aren't ready, Robin.
357
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But I know one person who is.
358
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R&B sensation and 16-time
359
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Grammy nominee, Brian McKnight.
360
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,695
>> Thanks a lot, Batman.
361
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(chuckling)
362
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(flatline tone)
363
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,042
Oh... (chuckling)
364
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,024
(alarm beeping)
365
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,860
Time to save Gotham City.
366
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,566
(maniacal laughter)
367
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,806
>> Dark McKnight, save us!
368
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:48,678
>> Yeah, dude, they're gonna
369
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kill us.
370
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:53,349
>> Dark McKnight.
371
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Congratulations.
372
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You found us.
373
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One more step
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and the mayor's sons die.
375
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,822
>> Don't try anything.
376
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(laughing)
377
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,585
>> We don't have to fight.
378
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,604
We could be anywhere.
379
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Doing anything.
380
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,104
>> Don't you try your sweet talk
381
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on me, McKnight.
382
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,610
>> You have five seconds
383
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to let them go.
384
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* One, honey, let them be
385
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>> Hey.
386
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>> * Two, we could do anything
387
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,176
>> Close your ears, Harley.
388
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,454
>> * Three, you don't look
389
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* Evil to me
390
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>> I don't?
391
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>> * And you're the only
392
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,293
* Clown I see, yeah
393
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>> Yo, I'm standing right
394
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,386
here, man.
395
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>> * Four, don't look at him
396
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* Look at me
397
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>> Please, stop now.
398
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,734
>> * Five, girl, I can
399
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* Set you free
400
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>> Brian, she's all I got.
401
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,501
>> * If you still think guns
402
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,342
* And laughing gas are fun
403
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* Then I'll start right back
404
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,641
* At one
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>> Oh, wow.
406
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,551
Oh, yes.
407
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,819
(chuckling)
408
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,817
>> Can, can we dip?
409
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:06,819
>> Yeah, you can go.
410
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,820
>> Thanks, brother.
411
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:08,591
>> All right.
412
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,388
All right, cool.
413
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,862
See you next week, guys.
414
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:11,688
>> You guys ready for another
415
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,491
doozy?
416
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,262
>> Yup.
417
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,260
>> All right, what is the, uh,
418
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,661
the most embarrassing thing that
419
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,562
I, that I Josh Rabinowitz own?
420
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,474
Is it...
421
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,676
>> I'm leaning towards back
422
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,507
shaver?
423
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,511
>> Yeah.
424
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,012
>> Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
425
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,524
I own a back shaver.
426
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,075
You guys win and I lose.
427
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,594
It's like a back scratcher
428
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,685
with a razor, it doesn't--
429
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,186
It barely even works.
430
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,588
Still, the hair's there, but now
431
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,919
there's just these weird,
432
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,394
small cuts.
433
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,473
**
434
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,566
>> Damn, man.
435
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,797
>> Is there any bigger hassle
436
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,242
than trying to catch a cab?
437
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,107
>> So you wanna go back
438
00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,235
to my place?
439
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,539
>> Very much, no.
440
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,610
>> It's almost as hard as
441
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,808
finding someone to have sex
442
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:03,609
with you.
443
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,540
>> I said, "No."
444
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,384
>> Sorry.
445
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,648
>> From the makers of Tinder
446
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,376
and Uber comes Tuber,
447
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,222
the safe and easy way to find
448
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,048
cab drivers you can bang.
449
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,793
>> Hey, are you here from Tuber?
450
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,057
>> Yeah, get in the back seat
451
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,456
and pull down your drawers.
452
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,487
The meter's running.
453
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,491
>> Okay, great.
454
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,792
>> Simply download the Tuber app
455
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,503
and enter your preferences.
456
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,055
Within seconds, Tuber connects
457
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,404
you with horny cabbies
458
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,568
in your area.
459
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,996
Tuber's cabbies will drive you
460
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,941
anywhere and do anything.
461
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:30,767
>> Hey, buddy, look,
462
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:31,840
we're running late.
463
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,168
Can we have sex with you
464
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,243
while you drive us to JFK?
465
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,082
>> Ooh, oh-ho, you guys got it.
466
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,577
>> (laughing) Yes.
467
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,248
>> You can even leave feedback.
468
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,579
>> Let me give you the tip.
469
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,923
>> Oh...
470
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,818
I think you already did.
471
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:50,319
(laughing)
472
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,593
>> Tuber...
473
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,761
For the ride of a lifetime.
474
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,790
Tuber's not responsible for
475
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,804
vehicle safety or STD status.
476
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:56,695
If you fall in love with
477
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,496
a cabbie, they will only break
478
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,427
your heart.
479
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,767
>> All right, everyone,
480
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:02,498
welcome to the conference call.
481
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,442
Let's get started.
482
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,766
Looking at the Lewis report,
483
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:05,771
it seems as though we've had a
484
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,142
generous uptick in the consumer
485
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,940
sales in the mobile platform.
486
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,042
Is that right, Frank?
487
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,443
>> Absolutely, however,
488
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,154
to keep profits up in Q3,
489
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,606
we have to continue to expand
490
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,684
in new markets.
491
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,552
>> That's right.
492
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,619
Sales is looking into viable
493
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,047
options right now.
494
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,292
>> Yeah, we're on it.
495
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,187
(video game sfx playing)
496
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,189
>> I have contacts in Toledo
497
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,120
which could be a great
498
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,364
opportunity.
499
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,358
(laughing)
500
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,329
You tried to go glove side?
501
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,297
>> Hey, screw you, pal.
502
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,455
>> You know, I'll be honest.
503
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,733
I worry about oversaturation in
504
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:32,801
the Midwest.
505
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,129
>> Agreed, yet market saturation
506
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,474
is something we do not need
507
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,668
at this stage in the game.
508
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,309
Does anyone have any thoughts?
509
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,665
>> Everybody, listen to me!
510
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,982
There's a bear in this office!
511
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,305
>> While a bear market isn't
512
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,640
always a negative, we need
513
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,154
to consider manufacturing
514
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,146
outside the Midwest.
515
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,648
>> The sale team's on it.
516
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,819
>> Yup.
517
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,188
>> Son-of-a-bitch, Martha!
518
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,887
Get him out the crease!
519
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,388
The West Coast division does
520
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,830
support increase in Q4.
521
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,225
>> I can vouch for that.
522
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,328
>> (man shouting)
523
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,829
Get back, beast!
524
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,430
You do not belong.
525
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,032
Get back!
526
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,344
>> That is great, Rich.
527
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,335
Great energy.
528
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,336
>> (panting)
529
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,168
Diversifying the portfolio with
530
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,543
the West Coast is a smart plan.
531
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,382
>> Sales... (chuckles)
532
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,877
Sales team's on it.
533
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:19,948
(bird tweeting)
534
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:20,846
>> Is that clear, Pete?
535
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,447
>> Clear!
536
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,949
>> Great.
537
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,690
>> Fantastic, we can reconnect
538
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,685
tomorrow afternoon.
539
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:27,516
Come on.
540
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,460
>> Ahh!
541
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,786
>> Wonderful, all right, we'll
542
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:31,820
tough base at 3:00.
543
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,300
(phone ringing)
544
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,226
Great call, great call.
545
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,699
("Mad Men" theme playing)
546
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,771
>> This season
547
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,869
on "Black Mad Men"...
548
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,040
>> (screaming)
549
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,642
(shouting)
550
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,653
(thudding)
551
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,305
>> Morning.
552
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,054
(dog barking)
553
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:55,718
What the--
554
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:56,815
Oh!
555
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,746
Down, down, down!
556
00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,721
Damn it!
557
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,219
Ah, ah!
558
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,062
Let me get to work for once!
559
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,057
Ah!
560
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,188
(theme playing)
561
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,562
>> Hi, how are you?
562
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,563
>> Good, how are you?
563
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,404
>> Good, um, I didn't know if
564
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,269
you were interested in signing
565
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,226
up for our new Tuber
566
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,074
application.
567
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,098
>> You?
568
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,143
>> It's a, well, it's-- I mean,
569
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,067
it's been around for a bit.
570
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,011
But it's a new Tuber app,
571
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,235
so basically it allows you to
572
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,570
expand your business if you know
573
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,244
what I mean.
574
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,242
Do you know about it, or...
575
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:23,983
>> I know it.
576
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:24,976
>> Yeah, you know about Tuber?
577
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,407
Oh, you use it.
578
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,583
You use Tuber.
579
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,680
Do you like it, or...
580
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:29,581
>> I like it.
581
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,422
>> Oh, I like it, too.
582
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,477
(laughing)
583
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,424
>> A lot of people like it.
584
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,789
>> A lot of people love it.
585
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,256
Yeah, cool, cool.
586
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,355
Well, keep using Tuber.
587
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,356
Go about your day.
588
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,587
All right, bye.
589
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,232
He loves Tuber.
590
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,999
>> Break every yoke!
591
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,541
Whatever it is you need God
592
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,867
to do, He has done right now!
593
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:53,942
Hand him the microphone,
594
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,540
Brother Larry.
595
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,482
Now young man, what is
596
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,476
your name?
597
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,207
>> (stammering)
598
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,112
My name is Dinkle.
599
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,113
>> Dinkle, all right now,
600
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,454
Dinkle, all right, Dink.
601
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,679
Now what is it you came down
602
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,983
here for today, brother?
603
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:05,954
>> One reason
604
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:06,952
and one reason only.
605
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:07,693
>> Tell us, brother.
606
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,857
>> * To be delivered
607
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,215
>> Oh, yeah.
608
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,863
>> (chuckling) Look here, man.
609
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:13,859
I've been am embarrassment
610
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,030
to my family.
611
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:15,997
>> Yes!
612
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,155
>> My community.
613
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,064
>> Yes!
614
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,004
>> And myself.
615
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,498
>> Amen!
616
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,370
>> * I wanna be delivered!
617
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,839
>> Well, we gonna do that today,
618
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:24,636
brother.
619
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,537
Precious Lord, help me as I lay
620
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,139
my hands down upon this
621
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,511
poor boy.
622
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,479
>> Oh, yes!
623
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,708
>> Now Dinkle, do you believe
624
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,812
the Lord tonight
625
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,424
has set you free?
626
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,816
>> Oh, yes, sir!
627
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:38,987
>> Oh, tell these people this.
628
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:42,215
>> I'm not no nerd no more!
629
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,592
I'm not gonna watch anime
630
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,490
no more.
631
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,331
>> No, you won't.
632
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,425
>> * I love sports
633
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,656
>> Yes, let go, let go, brother!
634
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,002
>> Lightsabers don't excite me
635
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,167
no more.
636
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,265
>> Yes, brother, the battery is
637
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,766
not yours, it's the Lord's,
638
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:55,667
brother.
639
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,038
>> And I will not go to a bar
640
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,666
and talk to a man about "Legend"
641
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:00,672
no more.
642
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,543
I'ma talk about nothing but...
643
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,841
(speaking gibberish)
644
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,682
>> Yes, brother, yes!
645
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,207
Somebody get down here and
646
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,383
praise God with him!
647
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,721
(all singing)
648
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,588
>> At long last.
649
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,786
Yes, now Dinkle, you have
650
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,087
a bright future in front of you,
651
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:16,858
Dinkle.
652
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,016
I want you to run toward that
653
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,694
camera now, Dinkle, and tell
654
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,032
these people, tell the people,
655
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:21,857
tell 'em.
656
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,761
>> Ahh!
657
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,033
* I been delivered!
658
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,072
(club music playing)
659
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,871
>> Here we go, Dinkle.
660
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,143
The time is now.
661
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,212
About to holler at some ladies
662
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,051
and the ladies do not know what
663
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,776
I got for them.
664
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,221
But you have to remember,
665
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,616
Dinkle, you're not a nerd
666
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,647
anymore.
667
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,552
>> Hi.
668
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,553
>> And also, no matter what
669
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,394
happens...
670
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,218
>> I'm Brock.
671
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,422
>> (screaming, vomiting)
672
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:57,929
>> Hey, it's Jermaine Fowler,
673
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:58,900
uh, "Friends of the People"
674
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,898
with, uh, Brian McKnight.
675
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,100
Uh, hey, Brian, uh, can you
676
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,502
teach me how to sing, uh,
677
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,744
"Back at One," please?
678
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:06,908
>> You know what's interesting?
679
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,406
I-- I've been trying and hoping
680
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,738
for someone to ask me that.
681
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,582
Are you ready?
682
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,907
>> Yeah, I'm ready, man.
683
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,111
>> * One, you're like
684
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,752
* A dream come true
685
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,578
>> (snickering)
686
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,194
* One, you're like
687
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,245
* A dream come true
688
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,093
>> That's almost it.
689
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:21,787
That's almost it.
690
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,188
* Two, just wanna
691
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,019
* Be with you
692
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,434
>> The "ooh" at the end?
693
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,186
>> That's right, the end.
694
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,103
>> * Two, you're like
695
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,265
* A dream come true
696
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,425
>> Let's go to three.
697
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,203
Let's go to three.
698
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,440
* Three, girl
699
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,535
* It's plain to see
700
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,267
>> Whoo! All right, uh...
701
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,172
>> The end of this line.
702
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,272
>> End of-- all right.
703
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,884
>> * That you're the only
704
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,775
* One for me, yeah
705
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:46,778
>> I feel like you're showing
706
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:47,609
off a little bit.
707
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,324
>> No, no, no, that's how I do.
708
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,275
>> I think you know, like,
709
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,022
I can't sing, you try and
710
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:50,879
embarrass me in front...
711
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:51,553
>> No, man.
712
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,291
I would never do that.
713
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:52,945
There's nobody here.
714
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:53,722
>> Yeah, okay, you're right.
715
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,550
>> Yeah, like that.
716
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,164
>> * And you're the only
717
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,015
>> Oh, you're terrible.
718
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,064
>> Ahh... (bleep).
719
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,129
(crew laughing)
720
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,297
Damn it, man. (laughing)
721
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,555
(bleep).
722
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,503
(both laughing)
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