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- Hey,
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you're gonna have
to pay extra for that.
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- Whatever.
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♪
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- Whatever you want,
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take it.
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- Where is your ruler?
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- What ruler?
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♪
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This is your king?
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Where is he?
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- I-I don't know
who you're talking about.
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Please,
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don't kill me.
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- Yo, that's--
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DJ S'more Money.
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- T-that's right,
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he used to date Zari Tarazi,
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before she disappeared.
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- I heard rehab.
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- Where can I find
this S'more Money?
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- Judging some crazy
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singing competition
out in Hollywood.
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- That is an odd occupation
for a king,
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but as is the way,
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I will challenge him
to a death duel.
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♪
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♪
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- ♪ You spurn
my natural emotions ♪
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Are you hungry?
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I can cook.
- I'm good.
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- Why don't you stay
the night this time, eh?
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- John,
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stop talking.
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- Okay.
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- Wait, what is that sound?
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- The Buzzes.
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- Hmm.
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- The Buzzcocks?
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Oh, come on.
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It's only one of England's
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seminal punk rock bands.
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- ♪ In love with someone
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♪ You shouldn't've fallen
in love with ♪
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- "Ever fallen in love
with someone
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you shouldn't have
fallen in love with."
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Aww, John, are you trying
to tell me something?
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- Of course, not--
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unless,
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you're trying
to tell me something.
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- Course not.
- Good.
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And besides, great music
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is not just about the lyrics.
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It's about the buzz.
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The buzz of excitement
that you get
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when you play something
that's true
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and real.
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How many bloody phones
do you have?
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- Well, a personal phone,
a business phone,
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a phone for all
the Persian guys
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my mom tries to
set me up with--
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And a phone for emergencies.
- It's Les-Lay.
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- You can open up your eyes, B,
we're decent.
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- Regrettably.
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- Sorry.
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I know you told me
not to bother you at your--
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yoga retreat.
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But it's your ex,
DJ S'mores.
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He was eviscerated
by an alien.
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Ugh.
- Wow, that is a lot to digest.
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- Yeah, so I'm thinking
for the funeral,
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we need a statement dress.
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It's his burial,
but your red carpet.
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Bye!
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- History is literally
being made.
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DJ S'more Money's death
is shattering records
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for most Cat-Chats in an hour.
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The whole world saw it.
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Apparently, the alien
killed him during
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a live taping of
"Da Throne."
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- "Da Throne"?
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- In our future it's a wildly
popular singing competition,
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and is single-handedly keeping
network television alive
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in 2045.
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- I don't know
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an alien attacking
Zara's ex-boyfriend,
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or the fact that
network TV still exists.
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- Gideon, do us a favor
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and bring up the video
for them, will you?
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- Smashing.
I love an evisceration.
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- My name is
Lord Knoxacrillion,
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and I am here
to slay the king.
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- Why would one of
Sara's pod aliens
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kill a reality star?
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- Maybe the alien mistook
S'more for a real king.
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- Yeah, and thought
that he could usurp
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marshmallow man's power
by offing the bastard.
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- Okay, so all we have to do
is stop an alien
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from killing a celebrity.
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Simple enough.
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Let's suit up for La La Land.
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- What a load of crap!
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- Ooh--yeah, Mick,
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uh, shower wouldn't
do you wrong, mate.
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- Mick, use your words.
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- This is a spaceship,
is it not?
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Why don't we use it
to find Sara?
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-
Mick, we have been over this.
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The galaxy is
hundreds of billions
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of lightyears across, okay?
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One of those displaced aliens
is going to lead us to Sara.
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You and Spooner are gonna QB.
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Can you show her the ropes,
please?
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- No.
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I'm taking the day off.
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- You're gonna let him
talk to you like that?
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- I don't take it personal,
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it's just Rory.
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- Yeah, he's worse than usual.
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Sara's absence is
really getting to him.
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- Yeah, I'm sure
Sara's absence
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is really getting to Rory.
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Must be very hard for him,
Nate.
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- I'm sorry.
We're gonna find her.
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I bet Sara's pulling
a "Ragnarok,"
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and she's kicking
some aliens' asses,
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and they're all shouting
her name--
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"Sara! Sara! Sara!"
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- Sara! Sara!
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You have to wake up.
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Sara,
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whatever's out there,
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it's still tracking us.
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Don't panic, Gary.
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This is Sara freakin' Lance.
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A little Amelia Earhart
poison
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isn't gonna slow you down.
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- I--
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I'm too weak, Gary.
I can't fight.
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It's on you.
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- Me?
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I-I-I'm no fighter.
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- Kayla didn't exactly
fight Spartacus,
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now, did she?
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- No, no--
absolutely not.
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- Gary, Gary,
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listen to me.
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If I hadn't done
unforgivable things to survive,
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I never would have made it out
the other side.
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Now, Ava is my other side.
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And I don't care
if you have to eat your way
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through the entire
solar system,
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I am gonna get back to her.
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Getting back to her.
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♪
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- The competition
is heating up
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on this year's
"Da Throne."
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With the golden buzzer
still in play
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and the Wild Card
yet to be revealed,
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anyone can still take
Da Throne.
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♪
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- That's your ex?
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- Jealous?
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- Oh, of some life-size
s'more
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who judges some
soulless singing competition?
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Real musicians don't compete
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to win over the masses
with mediocre,
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autotune drivel, love.
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- Spoken like a former
punk guitarist.
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You want to talk to Mom?
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- No.
- Mama, I gotta go.
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I love you.
No, I love you more!
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Sending you busses
from Hollywood.
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Yeah, I'm visiting Zari
in Hollywood.
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- All right,
every season has
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a secret celebrity contestant.
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What?
I read up on the rules.
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- Last year, President
Dwayne Johnson showed up
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and for an old guy,
he can still get down.
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- The Rock's the president?
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Please tell me John Cena
is his chief of staff.
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- Guys, focus.
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We need to find a way
into this place.
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- I got this.
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Okay.
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Hold, please.
- You're kidding me.
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- What?
They're designer.
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- Oh, well...
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Hi!
- Oh, my God. It's really her!
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- Zari!
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- Zari, where have you been?
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- Zari, it's great to see you!
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- Welcome back to "Da Throne."
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Our next performance starts...
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now.
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- ♪ Hand on the wheel
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♪ I like to stay in control
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♪ 'Cause I get mine
independent ♪
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♪ My colors,
silver and gold, ha ♪
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♪ Chain hang low like
fruit from a branch ♪
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♪ It's a juice avalanche
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♪ Dripping from my shoulders,
down to my pants ♪
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♪ Diamonds look like me
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- Saucéy is on stage,
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Can we get Hunter moved
to the left wing?
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- Oh, whoa.
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Yeah, uh, we really stand out,
don't we?
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- You hear that song?
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It's kind of catchy.
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- ♪ Look at all this fruit
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- ♪ You want it
- ♪ Make a whole lot of juice
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♪ With that
- ♪ You need it
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- ♪ Feel it in my roots
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- ♪ I got it
- ♪ Fill a champagne flute
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♪ With that
- ♪ They see it, yeah, yeah
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- Cat-Chat is losing
it's damn mind
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over that juicy performance.
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What does last year's winner
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and the King of "Da Throne"
have to say?
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- Sorry, babes,
but that was weak.
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- Weak?
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That's not what you said
last night.
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You said my fruit was--
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- Whoa!
Let's not kiss and tell.
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Now, who do we have
to the stage next?
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My, you are big and strong.
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You must be our Wild Card
contestant.
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- I am here to
challenge the King.
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-
You and everyone else.
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- Can we get a hint, lover?
Who's under the suit?
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- My name
is Lord Knoxicrillion,
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and I am here
to slay the King.
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♪
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- DJ, drop that beat!
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♪
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♪
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♪
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- That was tight!
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My man, you are committed.
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Wha-bam!
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- The gold buzzer?
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Looks like Lord Knoxicrillion
is one step closer
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to capturing Da Throne!
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- I don't know how you're gonna
top whatever that was,
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but if you want to be King,
figure it out fast,
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because you're going
straight to the finals.
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Ha, ha!
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♪
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♪
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- You're supposed to be
showing me the ropes.
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- Rule number one,
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stay out of my way.
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- I'm fresh out of
Southern hospitality,
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so I ain't gonna tiptoe
across eggshells,
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like everybody else
around here.
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- Rule number two,
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this place is like
a revolving door.
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Don't unpack.
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- Ah,
I see what's going on.
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Yeah, Ava told me
you're the last
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of the original recruits.
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I guess I'd be pissy too
if I was the last OG.
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- What?
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Haircut got hitched,
265
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,664
Sara got kidnapped--
266
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,666
and I don't care.
267
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,711
And rule number three,
268
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,713
I drink on the job.
269
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:19,896
♪
270
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,550
- Guys, meet me in the lab.
271
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,683
The alien's 15 minutes of fame
are up.
272
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,904
Um, excuse me,
Mr. Knoxicrillion.
273
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,037
- It is Lord, flesh-bag.
274
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,039
- Oh, forgive me, Lord.
275
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,344
Um, it seems that
276
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:34,694
all the finalists
have been upgraded
277
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,739
to their own
exclusive green room.
278
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,045
If you'll just
follow me this way.
279
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:39,046
Mm-hmm.
280
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,267
So if you would just step
right up there.
281
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:46,140
- I see no green
in this room.
282
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,189
I told you the Iron Giant
wouldn't be a problem.
283
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,451
- Okay.
284
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,366
The energy in here
is way off.
285
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,847
- Oh. Yeah.
286
00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,414
Looks like Spooner
took over your den.
287
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,546
- Ah--she moved
my citrine crystal.
288
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,200
- Ooh.
- I was manifesting abundance.
289
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,724
- I know.
- On my planet,
290
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:05,942
we use crystals to--
291
00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,770
hmm, we do not
have that word--
292
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,859
procreate.
293
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:10,860
- You know what, Knox?
294
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,253
It is factoids like that,
295
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,037
that really captivate
an audience.
296
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,560
Why don't you tell us
a little bit more
297
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,649
about what you know, like,
298
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,086
do you know
where Sara Lance is?
299
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,088
- Your cardiovascular organ
increased
300
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,481
to 80 beats per minute
when you said "Sara Lance."
301
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,961
- Do you know where
Sara Lance is,
302
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,876
yes or no?
- What is a Sara Lance?
303
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,053
- Okay, let's try this again,
shall we?
304
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,272
How'd you get to Earth?
305
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,578
- I was abducted
from my home planet.
306
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:36,233
18 hours ago,
my pod crashed in a desert.
307
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,583
Then I woke from stasis
to fulfill my prime directive.
308
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,890
- Which is?
- To conquer new planets
309
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,763
by challenging their rulers
to death duels.
310
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:44,894
- Okay, say you win.
311
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,678
You...hitch a ride home
312
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,071
with, like, a space cabbie?
313
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:49,246
- My inevitable victory
314
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,772
will be celebrated
with an invasion.
315
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,251
-
Picked up the alien vibes
316
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,340
from across the ship,
and lookie here.
317
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,907
We already kidnapped him.
318
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,953
- You did not steal me
like a whelpling.
319
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,345
I followed you here,
320
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,956
but I am no prisoner.
321
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,262
- Gideon?
- Gideon?
322
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,655
- Gideon!
- Lord Knoxicrillion's
323
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,613
superior technology is...
superior.
324
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:10,702
- Just say the word
325
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:11,660
and I'll blow him
to kingdom come.
326
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,096
- Impossible,
327
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,446
This suit is resistant
to thermonuclear weapons.
328
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,144
If you and your ruler
cannot fight with honor,
329
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,667
the challenge is cancelled.
330
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,322
I will call my armada
to invade your planet now.
331
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,541
- What? No-no-no-no-no--
Wait, wait, wait,
332
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:27,023
We, uh, may be low peons--
333
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,155
Just...
334
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,461
And--but--we're honored
335
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,812
to explain to you that you
got the rules all wrong.
336
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,466
- Yeah, Knox--
can I call you Knox?
337
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,121
Listen, bubby,
death duels...
338
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,470
isn't what our planet's
really about.
339
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:42,038
- Yeah.
Y-yeah, you see, here on Earth,
340
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:45,650
we compete for the throne
via song and dance.
341
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,827
And with those sick vocals,
buddy,
342
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,742
you're on your way
to becoming the new king.
343
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,309
- Song and dance?
344
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,877
More proof
you are an immature species.
345
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,488
Very well, I accept
the terms of the challenge.
346
00:13:57,532 --> 00:14:00,361
Bring on Earth's
best competitor.
347
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,189
- Yes, Dragon Girls.
348
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,977
- Sorry.
- Oh!
349
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,544
Sneaky little devil,
isn't she?
350
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:10,719
- This town's full of them.
351
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,503
Les-Lay,
shouldn't you be off
352
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,375
running Forbes Magazine's
Business of the Year?
353
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,767
- Yeah, well,
we need to talk about
354
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:16,856
Dragonesque, Zari.
355
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,249
Business is tradge.
356
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,686
- Even the lip kits
aren't selling--
357
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,036
everyone has lips.
358
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,341
- Spoken like
a true capitalist.
359
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,603
- Ignore him.
360
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,867
He thinks dour people
have more depth.
361
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,694
- You still love fame.
362
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,523
- Speaking of, you've been out
of the spotlight for too long.
363
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,657
The public doesn't want
to be someone they can't see.
364
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,227
- Oh, cups are edible in 2045,
365
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,011
eco-friendly is finally in.
366
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,708
Too little, too late,
if you ask me.
367
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:44,884
Okay, what about
the shareholders?
368
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,363
- They're going to divest
369
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,539
without the face of
the company to promote it.
370
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:49,889
- How is this happening?
371
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,980
I spent my whole life
building this brand.
372
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,940
- Long, frustrating
story cut short,
373
00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,551
the alien has to compete
for "Da Throne."
374
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,771
Nate and Behrad are escorting
him to the studio now.
375
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,120
We need a new game plan.
376
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,079
- Aves, do you trust me?
377
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,559
- Always, Z.
378
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:12,433
Look who's back.
Zari T.
379
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,130
Dodged a bullet when
the engagement fell through.
380
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,740
Hashtag blessed!
381
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,221
- Um, actually, you're the one
who proposed, so...
382
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,744
- 'Cause I thought it'd be good
for my brand.
383
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:22,486
Big mistake.
- Hey, simmer down, sunshine.
384
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,444
- Who's the blond?
385
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,969
You know, you Yanks, you're
always behind the 8-ball.
386
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,449
I'm a master of
the Dark Arts, mate.
387
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,799
Name's Johnny C.
388
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:33,280
- Uh, Zari's boyfriend.
389
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,934
- Yep.
390
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,979
- Dating some Vegas act
391
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,764
isn't gonna abracadabra
your relevancy back, Zari.
392
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,244
You're over.
-
393
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,506
- You should have never
cancelled...
394
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,986
- Ignis!
- Now I'm on top--
395
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,249
Ah. Help, help, help.
396
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,772
Ah, help me, help me!
Come on!
397
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,513
No, no, no, no, no, no!
My S'more Money brand vodka!
398
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,167
That's an accelerant!
399
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,430
Get out of my way.
400
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:56,129
- Well, I see the appeal
of this celebrity thing.
401
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,088
- Hey, Z-Nation,
402
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,438
it's your girl Zari Tarazi.
403
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,833
So I have been working
on something super top-secret,
404
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,878
and here it is.
405
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:09,142
I'm the Wild Card.
406
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,621
That's right.
407
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:12,145
The Dragon Girl is here,
408
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,669
to claim...
"Da Throne."
409
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,460
♪
410
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,549
- "Da Throne"'s
latest Wild Card,
411
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,812
superstar Zari Tarazi,
412
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,293
is facing off against
the sisters who can shred
413
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,903
for the chance
to compete against
414
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,863
our golden buzzer winner
in the finals.
415
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,387
Everybody wants it,
416
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,173
but not everyone has
what it takes to win
417
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,044
"Da Throne."
418
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:45,047
- Friends, foes, and neithers,
419
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,180
the semifinals are here.
420
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:50,313
Tonight, one contestant
will be sent packing,
421
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,359
so I hope they've brought
their good Louis.
422
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:55,362
Who will it be?
423
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,233
- Okay, so how exactly
424
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,583
is Zari throwing her head
in the ring in this circus
425
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,238
supposed to put the kibosh
on alien invasion?
426
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:05,024
- Uh, we're kind of a Swiss
Army knife operation.
427
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,156
Every Legend has a utility.
428
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,853
So when you've got
a social influencer
429
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,333
from the future,
you go with it,
430
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,682
and you hope that
being a triple threat
431
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,858
is still a thing.
432
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,251
- Looks like you know
how to handle your team.
433
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,427
-
- Except Rory.
434
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,865
- Yeah, well,
he's a special case.
435
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,346
- Yeah, back home, dealt with
guys like him all the time.
436
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,218
You give them an inch,
they'll take your truck,
437
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,262
and your virginity.
438
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,221
♪
439
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,353
- Next up, we've got the twins
440
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,529
who've made K-Pop twice as hot,
441
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,097
versus this round's
Wild Card,
442
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,709
and Da King's ex,
Zari Tarazi.
443
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,972
It's sure to be spicy.
444
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,194
- ♪ Bonjour
445
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,283
♪ Euros, dollars,
pounds, yen ♪
446
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,198
♪ Everywhere I go,
ballin' ♪
447
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,374
♪ Paparazzi all on me
448
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,376
♪ Shopping spree in Italy
449
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,204
♪ Red carpet,
world premiere ♪
450
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,380
♪ So glamourous,
they love to stare ♪
451
00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,209
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante
452
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,124
♪ Stuntin' in my Cartier
453
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:05,214
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
454
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:08,130
- ♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante
455
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,263
♪ Beat face, flawless
456
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:13,396
- ♪ Flawless
457
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:17,313
- ♪ Cash flow
like the River Nile ♪
458
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:21,317
- ♪ Queen, queen, queen,
queen, queen ♪
459
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:25,408
- ♪ Cover story
every magazine ♪
460
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:29,020
- ♪ Queen, queen, queen
461
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:32,415
- ♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante
462
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,243
♪ Stuntin' in my Cartier
463
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:37,681
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
464
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:41,598
- ♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante
465
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:44,601
Bon soir.
466
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,654
- That gave me drama.
467
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,438
That gave me life.
468
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:58,267
Now, let's get
into the results.
469
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,015
- Yes! Yes!
470
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,456
- The Dragon Girl
took to the skies,
471
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,806
and into the finals.
472
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,853
Guess we know who's
the baddest of the bunch.
473
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,857
- That's a hell of a way
to save the world.
474
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:34,695
♪
475
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,231
- Hold.
476
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:54,497
♪
477
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,564
- Ava?
478
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:21,524
♪
479
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,370
It's all right, Sara--
480
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,633
y-you can come out now.
481
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:47,768
Sorry, things got a little...
out of hand.
482
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,552
You know how it is
when you, uh,
483
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:52,251
haven't had bone marrow
in a while, right?
484
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,297
S-Sara?
485
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,477
♪
486
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,566
Director Sharpe?
487
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:09,268
A planet full of Ava clones?
488
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,487
No!
489
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:15,230
Why did you taste so good?
490
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,018
- Z, you were ratings gold,
491
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:23,412
but those votes were a little
too close for comfort.
492
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,501
-
It's no big deal.
493
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,198
My next performance
just needs to be bigger
494
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,939
and splashier.
- You know,
495
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:32,116
those on-air interviews
can really sway an audience,
496
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,293
and "Da Throne" viewers
are suckers
497
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,338
for a good love story.
- Oh, my God.
498
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,209
♪
499
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,169
- He'll need a new look.
500
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,998
-
Yeah, no. Thanks, love.
501
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,478
I only have the one.
502
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:47,436
- It'll take a little time
and a lot of cooperation,
503
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,785
but I can work with this.
504
00:21:48,829 --> 00:21:51,440
Your sex appeal is
totally going to waste.
505
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:53,442
- We have to do something
about that hair.
506
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:54,878
Girl, it's a mess.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
507
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:56,140
No, you're not touching
my hair.
508
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:57,359
I'm not being funny--
Listen, this is
509
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,143
my favorite jacket--
510
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:07,848
- Mama?
511
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,679
- I saw you on TV,
512
00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,855
and I thought, "Surely,
513
00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:17,640
"my daughter would tell me
if she was competing
514
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,076
on my favorite show."
515
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,644
- It was sort of
a last-minute thing.
516
00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:24,081
- And you're dating
a street magician?
517
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:27,650
First the DJ,
now a con man?
518
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:30,000
Zari, just because you're old
519
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:31,698
doesn't mean
you have to settle.
520
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,047
- Okay, not every woman
wants to have
521
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:34,918
their first kid at 20.
522
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,934
I love you, too.
523
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:57,680
- Do you really care
about that magic man?
524
00:22:57,724 --> 00:23:01,249
I will try my best
to support you,
525
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,207
no matter what.
526
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,296
♪
527
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,603
- No, um--
528
00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:08,691
it won't last,
529
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:11,520
John's just a fling.
530
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:13,217
-
Thank goodness.
531
00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:15,045
But, uh, Zari, darling--
532
00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:16,525
you look tired.
533
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:19,441
You need
a little more makeup.
534
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,531
- Where is he?
We have to start rolling.
535
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:26,883
- Ooh.
Nate and Behrad know
536
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,537
what a girl wants.
You look hot.
537
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,148
- Yeah, I look like
that tosser Criss Angel.
538
00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:32,933
- All right, remember,
stick to the talking points
539
00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:34,238
preapproved by Les-Lay.
540
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:36,458
Chin up, smile.
Easy-breezy.
541
00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:39,069
- In three, two, one.
542
00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,332
- Tonight,
we're getting all the tea
543
00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,073
in our exclusive interview
544
00:23:43,117 --> 00:23:45,902
with the Dragon Girl,
Zari Tarazi.
545
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:48,818
And she's joined
by her mysterious new beau,
546
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:52,256
London street magician
Johnny C.
547
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,563
Zari, girl,
you shocked the world
548
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,826
when you entered "Da Throne"
as a Wild Card,
549
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:59,742
after a prolonged absence
from the public eye.
550
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,918
The Z-Nation
is dying to know,
551
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:04,094
where have you been?
552
00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:07,489
- Honestly,
focusing on self-care.
553
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:09,970
I've been traveling the world
with close friends,
554
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:12,451
visiting historical sites
to die for--
555
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,018
it's all been super low-key.
556
00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:17,978
- And Johnny, is that where
you enter the picture?
557
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:20,110
- Yeah, yeah--
I suppose so, mate, yeah.
558
00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:23,287
- Oh, my gosh.
Our meet cute was so romantic.
559
00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:24,854
I was at a snowga retreat
560
00:24:24,898 --> 00:24:27,378
on a historically-preserved
glacier,
561
00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:29,816
and there he was,
showing off
562
00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:31,861
with his perfect scorpion pose.
563
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:34,516
We fell for each other
instantly.
564
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,779
- Yeah, that's a very poetic
way of putting it.
565
00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:38,999
- Oh, my gosh.
He's so modest.
566
00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:40,609
John doesn't like to brag,
567
00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:44,047
but he's actually...
Minor royalty.
568
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:47,181
- Well, now you know
I gotta ask--
569
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:49,618
will there be wedding bells
in the Dragon Girl's future?
570
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,315
- I mean,
571
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,493
Princess Tarazi does have quite
the ring to it, right?
572
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:58,018
- Oh, it sounds magical.
573
00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:00,324
- Yeah, you want to see
some magic?
574
00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:02,413
Watch me...disappear.
575
00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:07,549
- Um,
576
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,638
you know, we had
a really long flight,
577
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:12,336
he's probably
just jet-lagged.
578
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,516
- Damn it, John.
579
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:18,778
- That was harsh.
580
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,563
-
- What the hell was that?
581
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,522
- You know, I could ask you
the same thing, couldn't I?
582
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:25,001
- What are you talking about?
583
00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,003
You just embarrassed me
in front of the entire world.
584
00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:28,352
- Oh, that's what
you care about, isn't it?
585
00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:30,354
Trending, on bloody
Chit-Chat
586
00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:32,052
- Cat-Chat!
- Admit it,
587
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,358
come on, you're using this
mission to get back on top.
588
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:36,578
- I can save my home
and my business,
589
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,406
and let's not pretend like
we all haven't been caught up
590
00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:40,277
in your personal drama before.
591
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:41,191
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, I'm a bastard,
592
00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:42,366
but at least I admit it.
593
00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:43,280
You'd rather be fake
for the cameras
594
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:44,543
than real when it counts.
595
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,240
- This isn't real,
- Oh, yeah.
596
00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:47,850
- Remember?
597
00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,025
We're not together,
598
00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:50,200
just the way
we both like it.
599
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:51,288
- You know,
it is really difficult
600
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:52,855
to keep straight
what's real anymore.
601
00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:53,856
But try this one on
for size, all right?
602
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,206
I am done.
603
00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:01,603
- Trouble in paradise?
604
00:26:03,910 --> 00:26:06,216
I got just the thing
to dry those tears.
605
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:08,044
An empowerment anthem,
606
00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:10,220
something for all the ladies
out there.
607
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:12,048
'Cause after all,
you wouldn't want
608
00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,224
the Z-Nation thinking
some amateur magician
609
00:26:14,268 --> 00:26:17,401
clipped the Dragon Girl's
wings, now would you?
610
00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:22,232
♪
611
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,719
Ava, wait.
612
00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:31,720
Slow down.
613
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,299
Where are we, babe?
614
00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:56,789
♪
615
00:26:58,181 --> 00:27:00,183
After you.
616
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:05,449
♪
617
00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:07,800
You think I don't know
my own Ava?
618
00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:12,935
♪
619
00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:16,983
♪
620
00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:23,467
- Gentle beings,
621
00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:26,383
we are joined
by Lord Knoxicrillion.
622
00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:28,472
If this interview goes
anything like the last one,
623
00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:30,213
you can expect
some bombshells.
624
00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:32,651
- I detect no explosives
in the vicinity.
625
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:35,871
-
That dry wit.
626
00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:38,831
That's what "Da Throne" fans
are loving about you.
627
00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:41,485
But here's
the million dollar question.
628
00:27:41,529 --> 00:27:43,705
Where on Earth
did you come from?
629
00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:45,402
I am not from Earth.
630
00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:47,143
I am from the planet Arkana.
631
00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:48,667
- Oh, really?
632
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,146
What do you think of
your competition--
633
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:52,845
the Dragon Girl, Zari Tarazi?
- That's an alien.
634
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,847
- Unless she is spouting
real fire,
635
00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:55,978
she does not stand a chance.
636
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,980
- Feisty.
637
00:27:58,024 --> 00:27:59,678
So what made you enter
"Da Throne"?
638
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,331
- Why haven't we caught him?
639
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:03,377
- We did. It's...
-
640
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,205
- It's complicated.
641
00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:08,251
- I was ambushed by a gangster
feared all over the galaxy.
642
00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:10,819
You would say she has a face
with chicken wings on it.
643
00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:12,386
Her name was Kayla.
644
00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:14,170
- Gideon!
- Yes, Mr. Rory?
645
00:28:14,214 --> 00:28:16,346
- Uncloak.
646
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:19,175
Initiate Matador's Last Strike.
647
00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:20,829
- What the hell
are you doing, Rory?
648
00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:22,004
- The last of the OGs
649
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,527
picked up on
a few secret commands.
650
00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:24,833
- You can't just
fire on Hollywood.
651
00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:25,921
- Watch me.
652
00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:28,576
- Activating weapons systems.
653
00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:32,754
- Insolent humans.
654
00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:34,756
You think that's a threat?
655
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,018
- Shall I prepare to fire?
656
00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,019
- Yes!
- No!
657
00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:38,760
- Die, you alien scum.
658
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,763
- Incoming!
659
00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:46,072
♪
660
00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:48,117
- I am detecting
alien battleships
661
00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:50,859
entering the Earth's atmosphere.
662
00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:53,383
- Fire on me and your ship
will be destroyed.
663
00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:56,778
Try another trick,
and the invasion will begin.
664
00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:59,389
♪
665
00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:01,870
- Rory, what the hell
did you do?
666
00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:03,089
- Uh...
667
00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:05,265
the Earth was screwed anyway.
668
00:29:08,268 --> 00:29:13,316
♪
669
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,189
- Mick, we need to talk,
okay?
670
00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:19,758
What, are you gonna shoot me?
671
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:21,629
What the hell is wrong
with you?
672
00:29:23,109 --> 00:29:24,240
- If you were kidnapped
by aliens,
673
00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,677
Sara would have found you
by now.
674
00:29:26,721 --> 00:29:28,244
- You know what?
You're right.
675
00:29:28,288 --> 00:29:30,899
I wish I was the one taken,
but I wasn't.
676
00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:33,510
And I am sick
of your bad attitude
677
00:29:33,554 --> 00:29:34,903
and your drinking
678
00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:36,252
and your lack
of personal hygiene, okay?
679
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:38,254
What would Lita say?
680
00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:40,126
- She's at college.
- That's great.
681
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:41,649
- No, it's not.
682
00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,085
She never returns my calls,
683
00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:44,478
and when she does,
she's always whispering
684
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:47,916
or she's at some party
and there are...
685
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,701
boys in the background, and...
686
00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:52,660
- Mick,
just because Lita's busy,
687
00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:54,444
it doesn't mean
she doesn't love you anymore.
688
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:55,924
It just means
she doesn't need you,
689
00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,708
but I need you.
690
00:29:57,752 --> 00:30:01,538
Sara's missing, okay.
It isn't just hard for you.
691
00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:02,801
So get yourself together.
692
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,106
Okay?
693
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:06,021
Or get the hell off my ship.
694
00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:14,073
Hello, my old friend.
695
00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,554
Oh, bollocks.
696
00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:18,686
-
Oh, I'm sorry.
697
00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:20,819
Did I scare you?
698
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:23,386
Oh, my God.
You're smoking?
699
00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:26,389
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't tell
me in 2045 it's illegal.
700
00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:28,174
- Yes, but i-it's perfect.
701
00:30:28,217 --> 00:30:30,219
It totally plays up
the whole bad boy image
702
00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:31,699
you've got going on.
703
00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:33,483
Cat-Chat went crazy
when you dissed Z.
704
00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:35,181
- Oh, hang on a minute,
you're telling me that you're
705
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,966
actually pleased that I walked
out on that interview?
706
00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:41,840
- Oh, there's no story
unless Zari's unhappy.
707
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,711
Why do you think S'more Money
was so good for her brand?
708
00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:45,756
He cheated on her
with her assistant
709
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,324
and leaked the photos.
- You're her assistant.
710
00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:50,544
- Yeah.
711
00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:52,154
Get ready to light up.
712
00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:54,026
Ooh.
713
00:30:54,069 --> 00:30:55,854
Do you think you can say
something to make Zari cry?
714
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,725
She's usually so guarded.
715
00:30:57,768 --> 00:30:59,553
- You know what?
716
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:00,815
I quit.
717
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,863
- Thanks for coming, Lord K.
718
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,995
Now, what's your song
for the finals?
719
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:09,171
- I will wail, as in battle.
720
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:12,783
- Mm--not really sure that's
gonna work again,
721
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,350
but listen--
722
00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,352
I got this banger
I've been working on.
723
00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:20,008
It's sort of like
a female empowerment anthem.
724
00:31:20,052 --> 00:31:21,401
- On my planet,
we do not follow
725
00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:23,707
a binary gender construct.
726
00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:26,101
We all carry and bear children.
727
00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:28,756
- Perfect.
728
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,105
Perfect!
729
00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:32,716
Then you...
can use the song.
730
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,240
Wha-bam!
731
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:39,767
- I am synthesizing 500,000
of Earth's supreme vocalists.
732
00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,725
I will be king.
733
00:31:44,772 --> 00:31:51,648
♪
734
00:31:57,002 --> 00:31:59,613
- Whoa, hey!
This is my dressing room.
735
00:31:59,656 --> 00:32:02,050
- What are you up to,
you sneaky git?
736
00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:03,660
- I don't gotta tell you guys
nothing.
737
00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,053
- Oh, you'll talk,
738
00:32:05,097 --> 00:32:06,663
or I'll rip that stupid donut
off your head
739
00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:08,317
and feed you your tender bits.
740
00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:11,494
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Chill, chill. Chill, chill.
741
00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,453
I gave Knox and Zara the same
song, he's up first,
742
00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:14,933
no way she can win.
743
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:16,064
- I cannot wait to punch you
in the face again.
744
00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:17,239
- Well, me first, please.
745
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:24,768
- What?
746
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:27,423
Can't pacifists blow off
a little steam?
747
00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:30,992
- All right, I don't want him
anywhere near the competition.
748
00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:33,429
Give me a hand.
749
00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:36,171
- Our last two contestants
are one step closer
750
00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:37,956
to taking home the crown.
751
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,480
First to our stage,
give a virtual hand
752
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:41,960
for the winner
of the gold buzzer,
753
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:44,484
Lord Knoxicrillion!
754
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:53,972
- So this is what it feels
like to be the king?
755
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:56,104
Dig it.
756
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,453
- Psst, Zari, listen--
757
00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,107
- Shh,
I'm watching the competition.
758
00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:00,674
♪
759
00:33:03,329 --> 00:33:05,287
-
You may begin.
760
00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:08,290
- ♪ I love me,
myself, and I ♪
761
00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:13,295
♪ So hard that I might die
762
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:19,475
- That cheat.
763
00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:20,911
He's singing my song.
764
00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:26,569
- ♪ Then I resurrect myself
765
00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:31,835
♪ No need for a man's help
766
00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:37,667
♪ Strong, fierce, and free
767
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:42,324
♪ You'll never behead me
768
00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:45,719
♪ 'Cause I am a dream
769
00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:49,027
♪ Your superstar queen
770
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,159
♪ Soaring through the air
771
00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:54,902
♪ The real Dragon Girl's
here ♪
772
00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:57,165
♪ I won't leave you
773
00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:59,602
♪ I won't deceive you
774
00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,952
♪ So bow down and beware
775
00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:04,868
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here
776
00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:07,436
♪ So bow down and beware
777
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,179
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here
778
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,706
Lord Knox! Lord Knox!
779
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,404
- Lord Knoxacrillion rules!
780
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,801
♪
781
00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:26,586
- That wasn't real music.
782
00:34:26,629 --> 00:34:27,935
Tosser couldn't even connect
to the lyrics.
783
00:34:27,978 --> 00:34:29,241
It doesn't mean anything.
784
00:34:29,284 --> 00:34:31,721
- It means everything, John.
785
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:33,419
It means we lost.
786
00:34:33,462 --> 00:34:35,247
♪
787
00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:43,646
- A finalist who sang
a gender-bending diss track?
788
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,127
That was everything!
789
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:49,696
And it's going to be a hard act
for Zari to follow.
790
00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:53,569
- I've gotta know, why would
you tell your mother
791
00:34:53,613 --> 00:34:55,789
that this wouldn't last?
792
00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:57,443
- What?
793
00:34:57,486 --> 00:34:58,922
Is this really the time?
794
00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:00,489
- Uh--yeah.
795
00:35:02,622 --> 00:35:06,582
- Because John, you and I can't
even take the first step.
796
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:09,759
And even if we did, this--
797
00:35:09,803 --> 00:35:13,633
this thing we have
is bound to end.
798
00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:15,374
It always does.
799
00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:19,247
- That's usually my line.
800
00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:21,031
I know that I don't deserve
to be happy,
801
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,685
and I know we'll probably muck
this up, all right,
802
00:35:22,729 --> 00:35:23,947
but I'm willing
to throw the dice.
803
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:27,037
I want this to be real.
I do.
804
00:35:27,081 --> 00:35:28,691
What do you say?
805
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:33,914
♪
806
00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:49,321
- ♪ You spurn
my natural emotions ♪
807
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:55,327
♪ You make me feel I'm dirt
808
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,720
♪ And I'm hurt
809
00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:05,685
♪ And if I start a commotion
810
00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:09,906
♪ I run the risk
of losing you ♪
811
00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:12,257
♪ And that's worse
812
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:18,088
♪ Ever fallen in love
with someone ♪
813
00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,395
♪ Ever fallen in love
814
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:22,354
♪ In love with someone
815
00:36:22,397 --> 00:36:24,356
♪ Ever fallen in love
816
00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:26,227
♪ In love with someone
817
00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:29,230
♪ You shouldn't have fallen
in love with? ♪
818
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:38,718
♪ I can't see much
of a future ♪
819
00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:42,112
♪ Unless we find out
what's to blame ♪
820
00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:43,244
♪ What a shame
821
00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:53,863
♪ And we won't be together
much longer ♪
822
00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:58,433
♪ Unless we realize
that we are the same ♪
823
00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:06,789
♪ Ever fallen in love
with someone ♪
824
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:08,530
♪ Ever fallen in love
825
00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,706
♪ In love with someone
826
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:12,273
♪ Ever fallen in love
827
00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:13,796
♪ In love with someone
828
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,886
♪ You shouldn't have
fallen in love with? ♪
829
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:18,584
♪ Ever fallen in love
830
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:23,066
♪ With someone you shouldn't
have fallen in love with? ♪
831
00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:39,126
♪
832
00:37:43,217 --> 00:37:44,914
- Imposter!
833
00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,918
- What is this?
Another trick?
834
00:37:48,962 --> 00:37:50,920
- The trick was,
S'more Money gave you a song
835
00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:52,574
he already gave Zari.
836
00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:54,750
- Drama!
837
00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:58,624
And still, our virtual audience
is Cat-Chatting their votes.
838
00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:03,498
- Get out of my throne!
839
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:05,326
- And the new winner is...
840
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:15,293
♪
841
00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:27,130
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
842
00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:28,871
♪
843
00:38:30,351 --> 00:38:33,789
♪
844
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:36,836
- Friends, foes, and neithers,
845
00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:38,620
you have spoken.
846
00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:43,495
Zari Tarazi is
the new queen of "Da Throne."
847
00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:53,896
♪
848
00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:58,684
- I am your humble servant,
Queen Z.
849
00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:00,338
- Okay.
850
00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:06,822
♪
851
00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:08,258
- I never doubted you
for an instant.
852
00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:09,738
- I sure as hell did.
853
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:14,003
- Well, I couldn't have done it
without my team;
854
00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:15,875
my fashion guru, Behrad,
855
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:17,224
Nate, on hair,
856
00:39:17,267 --> 00:39:20,401
and, of course...
857
00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:23,491
my boyfriend.
858
00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:27,669
- Now, there's a word
to make lesser men wilt.
859
00:39:30,716 --> 00:39:32,718
♪
860
00:39:32,761 --> 00:39:34,850
- Scared?
- Terrified.
861
00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:36,765
- Me too.
862
00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:42,380
- Mm. Mm!
863
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:49,299
♪
864
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:09,319
- Come on.
- What...
865
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:10,451
- Whoa, whoa--
- Whoa, whoa.
866
00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:12,235
- Put that thing away.
- Stop that.
867
00:40:12,279 --> 00:40:14,281
♪
868
00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:15,413
- Can't you see?
869
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:16,979
He's as small as a grasshopper.
870
00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:18,764
- And like
one of your grasshoppers,
871
00:40:18,807 --> 00:40:20,896
my kind is ancient.
872
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,724
Technology and subterfuge
873
00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:25,335
have been key to our survival.
My s--
874
00:40:25,379 --> 00:40:26,946
-
- Why?
875
00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:28,556
- Rory!
876
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,733
- Listen, I go to thinking.
877
00:40:31,777 --> 00:40:33,431
If Sara was smuggled
on a ship,
878
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:35,650
we've been searching
for the wrong cargo.
879
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:37,957
We need to find the driver.
880
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,742
The alien called her "Kayla."
881
00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,831
- You drew that?
- I did.
882
00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:45,007
- Okay,
so we're looking for, um,
883
00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:47,619
an alien that looks like she
has chicken wings on her face?
884
00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:51,274
- Uh...yes.
885
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:55,017
Anyway, we find Kayla,
we find Sara.
886
00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:56,279
So what do you think, Cap?
887
00:40:56,323 --> 00:40:58,368
- Mm-hmm.
888
00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:01,284
Rory, I think that's...
889
00:41:01,328 --> 00:41:03,199
an excellent idea.
890
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:07,856
- Oh, hmm. Good.
891
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:15,298
- ♪ Space girl,
floating away ♪
892
00:41:17,649 --> 00:41:20,869
♪
893
00:41:20,913 --> 00:41:25,221
- ♪ Space girl, oh,
space girl ♪
894
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:27,136
- You wouldn't happen to be
missing an Ava clone
895
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:29,182
from your dinner party,
would you?
896
00:41:30,662 --> 00:41:33,491
- The infamous Sara Lance.
897
00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:37,799
I've been waiting...
898
00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:40,193
a long time for you.
899
00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:07,220
- Greg, move your head.
62384
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