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[Relaxed music]
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[♪]
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Hey,
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you're gonna have
to pay extra for that.
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Whatever.
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[electricity sparking]
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[suspenseful music]
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[♪]
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Whatever you want,
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take it.
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Where is your ruler?
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What ruler?
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[tense music]
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[♪]
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"The King Defends His Throne"
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This is your king?
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Where is he?
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I-I don't know
who you're talking about.
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Please,
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don't kill me.
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Yo, that's...
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DJ S'more Money.
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T-that's right,
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he used to date Zari Tarazi,
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before she disappeared.
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I heard rehab.
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Where can I find
this S'more Money?
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Judging some crazy
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singing competition
out in Hollywood.
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That is an odd occupation
for a king,
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but as is the way,
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I will challenge him
to a death duel.
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[suspenseful music]
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[♪]
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[exciting music]
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[♪]
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*DC's LEGENDS OF TOMORROW*
Season 06 Episode 03
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Episode Title: The Ex-Factor"
Aired on: May 16, 2021
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[Rock music playing]
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♪ You spurn
my natural emotions ♪
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[panting]
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Are you hungry?
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- I can cook.
- I'm good.
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Why don't you stay
the night this time, eh?
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John,
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stop talking.
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Okay.
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[ringtone chiming]
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[music stops, resumes]
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Wait, what is that sound?
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The Buzzes.
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Hmm.
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The Buzzcocks?
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Oh, come on.
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It's only one of England's
seminal punk rock bands.
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♪ In love with someone
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♪ You shouldn't've fallen
in love with ♪
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"Ever fallen in love
with someone
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you shouldn't have
fallen in love with."
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Aww, John, are you trying
to tell me something?
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Of course, not...
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Unless,
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you're trying
to tell me something.
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- Course not.
- Good.
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And besides, great music
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is not just about the lyrics.
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It's about the buzz.
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The buzz of excitement
that you get
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when you play something
that's true
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and real.
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[notification chiming]
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How many bloody phones
do you have?
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Well, a personal phone,
a business phone,
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a phone for all the Persian guys
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my mom tries to set me up with...
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And a phone for emergencies.
It's Les-Lay.
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You can open up your eyes, B,
we're decent.
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Regrettably.
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Sorry.
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I know you told me
not to bother you at your...
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Yoga retreat.
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But it's your ex, DJ S'mores.
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He was eviscerated by an alien.
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Ugh.
Wow, that is a lot to digest.
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Yeah, so I'm thinking
for the funeral,
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we need a statement dress.
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It's his burial,
but your red carpet.
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Bye!
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[ship whirring]
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History is literally being made.
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DJ S'more Money's death
is shattering records
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for most Cat-Chats in an hour.
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The whole world saw it.
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Apparently, the alien
killed him during
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a live taping of
"Da Throne."
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"Da Throne"?
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In our future it's a wildly
popular singing competition,
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and is single-handedly keeping
network television alive
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in 2045.
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I don't know
what's more surprising:
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an alien attacking
Zara's ex-boyfriend,
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or the fact that
network TV still exists.
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Gideon, do us a favor
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and bring up the video
for them, will you?
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Smashing.
I love an evisceration.
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My name is Lord Knoxacrillion,
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and I am here to slay the king.
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[screaming]
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[crowd screaming]
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Why would one of
Sara's pod aliens
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kill a reality star?
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Maybe the alien mistook
S'more for a real king.
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Yeah, and thought
that he could usurp
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marshmallow man's power
by offing the bastard.
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Okay, so all we have to do
is stop an alien
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from killing a celebrity.
Simple enough.
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Let's suit up for La La Land.
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What a load of crap!
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Ooh... yeah, Mick,
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uh, shower wouldn't
do you wrong, mate.
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[grunts]
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Mick, use your words.
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This is a spaceship, is it not?
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Why don't we use it
to find Sara?
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[sighs]
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Mick, we have been over this.
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The galaxy is
hundreds of billions
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of lightyears across, okay?
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One of those displaced aliens
is going to lead us to Sara.
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You and Spooner are gonna QB.
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- Can you show her the ropes, please?
- No.
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I'm taking the day off.
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You're gonna let him
talk to you like that?
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I don't take it personal,
it's just Rory.
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Yeah, he's worse than usual.
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Sara's absence is
really getting to him.
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Yeah, I'm sure Sara's absence
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is really getting to Rory.
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Must be very hard for him, Nate.
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I'm sorry.
We're gonna find her.
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I bet Sara's pulling
a "Thor: Ragnarok,"
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and she's kicking
some aliens' asses,
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and they're all shouting
her name...
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"Sara! Sara! Sara!"
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Sara! Sara!
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You have to wake up.
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Sara,
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whatever's out there,
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it's still tracking us.
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[gasps]
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[breathing raggedly]
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Don't panic, Gary.
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This is Sara freakin' Lance.
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A little Amelia Earhart poison
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isn't gonna slow you down.
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I...
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I'm too weak, Gary.
I can't fight.
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[groans]
It's on you.
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Me?
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I-I-I'm no fighter.
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Kayla didn't exactly
fight Spartacus,
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now, did she?
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[chomps]
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No, no... absolutely not.
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Gary, Gary,
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listen to me.
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If I hadn't done
unforgivable things to survive,
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I never would have made it out
the other side.
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Now, Ava is my other side.
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And I don't care
if you have to eat your way
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through the entire solar system,
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I am gonna get back to her.
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[sighs]
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Getting back to her.
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[upbeat electronic dance music]
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[♪]
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The competition is heating up
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on this year's
"Da Throne."
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With the golden buzzer
still in play
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and the Wild Card
yet to be revealed,
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anyone can still take Da Throne.
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[upbeat music]
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[♪]
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[cell phone ringing]
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That's your ex?
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- [sighs]
- Jealous?
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Oh, of some life-size s'more
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who judges some
soulless singing competition?
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Real musicians don't compete
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to win over the masses
with mediocre,
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autotune drivel, love.
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Spoken like a former
punk guitarist.
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You want to talk to Mom?
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- No.
- Mama, I gotta go.
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I love you.
No, I love you more!
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Sending you busses
from Hollywood.
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Yeah, I'm visiting Zari
in Hollywood.
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All right, every season has
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a secret celebrity contestant.
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- What? I read up on the rules.
- Hmm.
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Last year, President
Dwayne Johnson showed up
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and for an old guy,
he can still get down.
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The Rock's the president?
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Please tell me John Cena
is his chief of staff.
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Guys, focus.
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We need to find a way
into this place.
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[earpiece chirps]
I got this.
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[sighs]
Okay.
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Hold, please.
You're kidding me.
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What?
They're designer.
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Oh, well...
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[cameras snapping]
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Hi!
Oh, my God. It's really her!
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Zari!
[overlapping clamoring]
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Zari, where have you been?
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[indistinct clamoring]
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Zari, it's great to see you!
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[indistinct clamoring continues]
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Welcome back to "Da Throne."
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Our next performance starts...
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now.
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♪ Hand on the wheel
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♪ I like to stay in control
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♪ 'Cause I get mine
independent ♪
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♪ My colors,
silver and gold, ha ♪
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♪ Chain hang low like
fruit from a branch ♪
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♪ It's a juice avalanche
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♪ Dripping from my shoulders,
down to my pants ♪
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♪ Diamonds look like me
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Saucéy is on stage,
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Can we get Hunter moved
to the left wing?
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[radio static crackles]
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Oh, whoa.
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Yeah, uh, we really stand out,
don't we?
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You hear that song?
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It's kind of catchy.
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♪ Look at all this fruit
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- ♪ You want it
- ♪ Make a whole lot of juice
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- ♪ With that
- ♪ You need it
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♪ Feel it in my roots
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- ♪ I got it
- ♪ Fill a champagne flute
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- ♪ With that
- ♪ They see it, yeah, yeah
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[cheers and applause]
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Cat-Chat is losing
it's damn mind
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over that juicy performance.
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What does last year's winner
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and the King of "Da Throne"
have to say?
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Sorry, babes, but that was weak.
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Weak?
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That's not what you said
last night.
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You said my fruit was...
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Whoa!
Let's not kiss and tell.
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Now, who do we have
to the stage next?
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My, you are big and strong.
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You must be our Wild Card
contestant.
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I am here to challenge the King.
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[chuckles]
You and everyone else.
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Can we get a hint, lover?
Who's under the suit?
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My name is Lord Knoxicrillion,
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and I am here to slay the King.
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[roars]
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[exciting music]
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[♪]
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[cheers and applause]
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[roaring]
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DJ, drop that beat!
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[pitch of roar modulating]
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[♪]
269
00:09:40,215 --> 00:09:42,317
[roaring]
270
00:09:42,401 --> 00:09:45,277
[suspenseful music]
271
00:09:45,361 --> 00:09:49,107
[♪]
272
00:09:49,191 --> 00:09:52,023
[roaring]
273
00:09:52,107 --> 00:09:54,202
[♪]
274
00:09:58,828 --> 00:10:01,224
[cheers and applause]
275
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,575
That was tight!
276
00:10:02,659 --> 00:10:04,925
My man, you are committed.
277
00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:06,197
Wha-bam!
[air horn blares]
278
00:10:06,282 --> 00:10:07,692
The gold buzzer?
279
00:10:07,794 --> 00:10:10,019
Looks like Lord Knoxicrillion
is one step closer
280
00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:13,387
to capturing Da Throne!
281
00:10:13,472 --> 00:10:15,396
I don't know how you're gonna
top whatever that was,
282
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,834
but if you want to be King,
figure it out fast,
283
00:10:17,919 --> 00:10:19,756
because you're going
straight to the finals.
284
00:10:19,841 --> 00:10:20,802
Ha, ha!
285
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:23,240
[dramatic music]
286
00:10:23,324 --> 00:10:25,680
[♪]
287
00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:31,041
[playful music]
288
00:10:31,126 --> 00:10:33,231
[♪]
289
00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:36,094
You're supposed to be
showing me the ropes.
290
00:10:36,179 --> 00:10:37,879
Rule number one,
291
00:10:37,963 --> 00:10:39,228
stay out of my way.
292
00:10:39,312 --> 00:10:41,013
I'm fresh out of
Southern hospitality,
293
00:10:41,097 --> 00:10:42,667
so I ain't gonna tiptoe
across eggshells,
294
00:10:42,751 --> 00:10:44,190
like everybody else around here.
295
00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:45,365
Rule number two,
296
00:10:45,449 --> 00:10:48,912
this place is like
a revolving door.
297
00:10:48,997 --> 00:10:51,224
Don't unpack.
298
00:10:51,309 --> 00:10:53,373
Ah, I see what's going on.
299
00:10:53,457 --> 00:10:54,374
Yeah, Ava told me
you're the last
300
00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:55,941
of the original recruits.
301
00:10:56,025 --> 00:10:59,342
I guess I'd be pissy too
if I was the last OG.
302
00:10:59,427 --> 00:11:01,120
What?
303
00:11:01,204 --> 00:11:02,216
Haircut got hitched,
304
00:11:02,335 --> 00:11:04,384
Sara got kidnapped...
305
00:11:04,637 --> 00:11:06,106
And I don't care.
306
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:07,635
And rule number three,
307
00:11:08,515 --> 00:11:10,433
I drink on the job.
308
00:11:10,518 --> 00:11:13,437
[distant techno music]
309
00:11:13,521 --> 00:11:19,617
[♪]
310
00:11:19,701 --> 00:11:21,847
Guys, meet me in the lab.
311
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,637
The alien's 15 minutes of fame
are up.
312
00:11:25,582 --> 00:11:27,805
Um, excuse me,
Mr. Knoxicrillion.
313
00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:29,938
It is Lord, flesh-bag.
314
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,941
Oh, forgive me, Lord.
315
00:11:32,044 --> 00:11:33,266
Um, it seems that
316
00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:34,615
all the finalists
have been upgraded
317
00:11:34,699 --> 00:11:36,661
to their own
exclusive green room.
318
00:11:36,745 --> 00:11:38,207
If you'll just
follow me this way.
319
00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:39,707
Mm-hmm.
320
00:11:40,697 --> 00:11:42,876
So if you would just step
right up there.
321
00:11:43,179 --> 00:11:46,212
I see no green in this room.
322
00:11:48,113 --> 00:11:49,962
[chuckles]
323
00:11:50,179 --> 00:11:52,244
I told you the Iron Giant
wouldn't be a problem.
324
00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:53,373
Okay.
325
00:11:53,572 --> 00:11:55,288
The energy in here is way off.
326
00:11:55,619 --> 00:11:57,564
Oh. Yeah.
327
00:11:57,649 --> 00:11:59,131
Looks like Spooner
took over your den.
328
00:11:59,216 --> 00:12:01,549
Ah... she moved
my citrine crystal.
329
00:12:01,634 --> 00:12:03,122
Ooh.
I was manifesting abundance.
330
00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:04,751
I know.
On my planet,
331
00:12:04,845 --> 00:12:05,864
we use crystals to...
332
00:12:05,948 --> 00:12:07,692
Hmm, we do not have that word...
333
00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:09,283
Procreate.
334
00:12:09,505 --> 00:12:10,940
You know what, Knox?
335
00:12:11,025 --> 00:12:12,174
It is factoids like that,
336
00:12:12,258 --> 00:12:13,959
that really captivate
an audience.
337
00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:15,768
Why don't you tell us
a little bit more
338
00:12:15,853 --> 00:12:17,571
about what you know, like,
339
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:19,007
do you know where Sara Lance is?
340
00:12:19,091 --> 00:12:21,009
Your cardiovascular organ
increased
341
00:12:21,093 --> 00:12:23,643
to 80 beats per minute
when you said "Sara Lance."
342
00:12:23,728 --> 00:12:24,707
Do you know where Sara Lance is,
343
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,931
- yes or no?
- What is a Sara Lance?
344
00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:29,453
Okay, let's try this again,
shall we?
345
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:30,720
How'd you get to Earth?
346
00:12:30,909 --> 00:12:33,251
I was abducted
from my home planet.
347
00:12:33,411 --> 00:12:35,982
18 hours ago,
my pod crashed in a desert.
348
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,651
Then I woke from stasis
to fulfill my prime directive.
349
00:12:38,736 --> 00:12:40,812
Which is?
To conquer new planets
350
00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:43,684
by challenging their rulers
to death duels.
351
00:12:43,768 --> 00:12:45,189
Okay, say you win.
352
00:12:45,274 --> 00:12:46,591
You... hitch a ride home
353
00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:47,785
with, like, a space cabbie?
354
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,100
My inevitable victory
355
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,294
will be celebrated
with an invasion.
356
00:12:52,422 --> 00:12:54,142
[exhales]
Picked up the alien vibes
357
00:12:54,227 --> 00:12:56,018
from across the ship,
and lookie here.
358
00:12:56,103 --> 00:12:57,368
We already kidnapped him.
359
00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:59,799
You did not steal me
like a whelpling.
360
00:12:59,918 --> 00:13:01,219
I followed you here,
361
00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:02,830
but I am no prisoner.
362
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:03,878
[dramatic music]
363
00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:04,907
- Gideon? Gideon?
- Um.
364
00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:06,470
- Gideon!
- Lord Knoxicrillion's
365
00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:08,627
superior technology is...
superior.
366
00:13:08,712 --> 00:13:09,572
[gun clicks]
367
00:13:09,657 --> 00:13:10,618
Just say the word
368
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:11,769
and I'll blow him
to kingdom come.
369
00:13:11,853 --> 00:13:12,587
Impossible,
370
00:13:12,672 --> 00:13:15,079
This suit is resistant
to thermonuclear weapons.
371
00:13:15,201 --> 00:13:17,159
If you and your ruler
cannot fight with honor,
372
00:13:17,244 --> 00:13:18,447
the challenge is cancelled.
373
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:21,103
I will call my armada
to invade your planet now.
374
00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:23,596
What? No-no-no-no-no...
Wait, wait, wait,
375
00:13:23,681 --> 00:13:26,945
We, uh, may be low peons...
376
00:13:27,029 --> 00:13:28,076
Just...
[stammering]
377
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,103
And... but... we're honored
378
00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:32,630
to explain to you that
you got the rules all wrong.
379
00:13:32,715 --> 00:13:35,286
Yeah, Knox...
Can I call you Knox?
380
00:13:35,371 --> 00:13:37,767
Listen, bubby, death duels...
381
00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:39,390
isn't what our planet's
really about.
382
00:13:39,475 --> 00:13:41,959
Yeah.
Y-yeah, you see, here on Earth,
383
00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:45,470
we compete for the throne
via song and dance.
384
00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:47,647
And with those sick vocals,
buddy,
385
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,617
you're on your way
to becoming the new king.
386
00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:52,231
Song and dance?
387
00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:54,548
More proof
you are an immature species.
388
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,322
Very well, I accept
the terms of the challenge.
389
00:13:57,407 --> 00:14:00,195
Bring on Earth's
best competitor.
390
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:02,110
Yes, Dragon Girls.
391
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,806
[chuckles]
392
00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:07,720
- Sorry.
- Oh!
393
00:14:07,853 --> 00:14:09,465
Sneaky little devil, isn't she?
394
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,869
This town's full of them.
395
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:12,425
Les-Lay, shouldn't you be off
396
00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:14,296
running Forbes Magazine's
Business of the Year?
397
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:15,689
Yeah, well,
we need to talk about
398
00:14:15,773 --> 00:14:16,777
Dragonesque, Zari.
399
00:14:16,861 --> 00:14:19,455
Business is tradge.
400
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,608
Even the lip kits
aren't selling...
401
00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:22,957
Everyone has lips.
402
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:24,619
Spoken like a true capitalist.
403
00:14:24,704 --> 00:14:25,651
Ignore him.
404
00:14:25,736 --> 00:14:27,788
He thinks dour people
have more depth.
405
00:14:27,872 --> 00:14:29,509
You still love fame.
406
00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:32,355
Speaking of, you've been
out of the spotlight for too long.
407
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,947
The public doesn't want
to be someone they can't... see.
408
00:14:38,031 --> 00:14:39,992
Oh, cups are edible in 2045,
409
00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:41,778
eco-friendly is finally in.
410
00:14:41,863 --> 00:14:43,476
Too little, too late,
if you ask me.
411
00:14:43,561 --> 00:14:44,653
Okay, what about
the shareholders?
412
00:14:44,737 --> 00:14:45,994
They're going to divest
413
00:14:46,079 --> 00:14:48,171
without the face of
the company to promote it.
414
00:14:48,306 --> 00:14:49,809
How is this happening?
415
00:14:49,894 --> 00:14:51,159
[sighs]
416
00:14:51,243 --> 00:14:53,806
I spent my whole life
building this brand.
417
00:14:55,797 --> 00:14:57,861
Long, frustrating
story cut short,
418
00:14:57,946 --> 00:15:00,204
the alien has to compete
for "Da Throne."
419
00:15:00,289 --> 00:15:02,691
Nate and Behrad are escorting
him to the studio now.
420
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,267
We need a new game plan.
421
00:15:04,431 --> 00:15:06,000
Aves, do you trust me?
422
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:07,697
Always, Z.
423
00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:09,319
[sighs]
424
00:15:09,404 --> 00:15:12,105
Look who's back.
Zari T.
425
00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:14,448
Dodged a bullet when
the engagement fell through.
426
00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:15,525
Hashtag blessed!
427
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,007
Um, actually, you're the one
who proposed, so...
428
00:15:18,107 --> 00:15:19,547
'Cause I thought it'd be good
for my brand.
429
00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:22,289
Big mistake.
Hey, simmer down, sunshine.
430
00:15:22,374 --> 00:15:23,374
Who's the blond?
431
00:15:23,527 --> 00:15:24,759
[chuckling]
432
00:15:24,951 --> 00:15:26,891
You know, you Yanks, you're
always behind the 8-ball.
433
00:15:26,975 --> 00:15:28,370
I'm a master of
the Dark Arts, mate.
434
00:15:28,454 --> 00:15:30,119
Name's Johnny C.
435
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:32,951
Uh, Zari's boyfriend.
436
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:34,855
Yep.
437
00:15:34,939 --> 00:15:36,814
Dating some Vegas act
438
00:15:36,899 --> 00:15:39,893
isn't gonna abracadabra
your relevancy back, Zari.
439
00:15:39,978 --> 00:15:41,166
You're over.
[chuckling]
440
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,025
You should have never
cancelled...
441
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,223
- Ignis!
- Now I'm on top...
442
00:15:44,348 --> 00:15:46,171
Ah.
Help, help, help, help,
443
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,557
Ah, help me, help me!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
444
00:15:48,642 --> 00:15:50,581
No, no, no, no, no, no!
My S'more Money brand vodka!
445
00:15:50,665 --> 00:15:51,760
That's an accelerant!
446
00:15:51,845 --> 00:15:53,352
Get out of my way.
Get out of my way.
447
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:56,283
Well, I see the appeal
of this celebrity thing.
448
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:58,979
Hey, Z-Nation,
449
00:15:59,094 --> 00:16:01,236
it's your girl Zari Tarazi.
450
00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:04,971
So I have been working
on something super top-secret,
451
00:16:05,056 --> 00:16:06,691
and here it is.
452
00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:08,900
[whispering]
I'm the Wild Card.
453
00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:10,381
That's right.
454
00:16:10,494 --> 00:16:11,933
The Dragon Girl is here,
455
00:16:12,018 --> 00:16:14,954
to claim...
"Da Throne."
456
00:16:17,439 --> 00:16:20,314
[upbeat dance music]
457
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:22,952
[♪]
458
00:16:23,044 --> 00:16:25,049
"Da Throne" 's latest Wild Card,
459
00:16:25,265 --> 00:16:27,733
superstar Zari Tarazi,
460
00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:30,150
is facing off against
the sisters who can shred
461
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,330
for the chance
to compete against
462
00:16:32,415 --> 00:16:35,246
our golden buzzer winner
in the finals.
463
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,825
Everybody wants it,
464
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:39,215
but not everyone has
what it takes to win
465
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,450
"Da Throne."
466
00:16:41,623 --> 00:16:44,903
Friends, foes, and neithers,
467
00:16:44,988 --> 00:16:46,900
the semifinals are here.
468
00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:50,035
Tonight, one contestant
will be sent packing,
469
00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:52,334
so I hope they've brought
their good Louis.
470
00:16:52,419 --> 00:16:55,083
Who will it be?
471
00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:56,955
Okay, so how exactly
472
00:16:57,039 --> 00:16:59,305
is Zari throwing her head
in the ring in this circus
473
00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:01,723
supposed to put the kibosh
on alien invasion?
474
00:17:01,808 --> 00:17:04,744
Uh, we're kind of a Swiss
Army knife operation.
475
00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:06,864
Every Legend has a utility.
476
00:17:06,949 --> 00:17:08,562
So when you've got
a social influencer
477
00:17:08,659 --> 00:17:10,055
from the future, you go with it,
478
00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:11,404
and you hope that
being a triple threat
479
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:12,848
is still a thing.
480
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:14,973
Looks like you know
how to handle your team.
481
00:17:15,057 --> 00:17:17,149
[chuckles]
Except Rory.
482
00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:19,887
Yeah, well, he's a special case.
483
00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:22,763
Yeah, back home, dealt with
guys like him all the time.
484
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,013
You give them an inch,
they'll take your truck,
485
00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:26,052
and your virginity.
486
00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:27,942
[♪]
487
00:17:28,026 --> 00:17:30,075
Next up, we've got the twins
488
00:17:30,159 --> 00:17:32,251
who've made K-Pop twice as hot,
489
00:17:32,335 --> 00:17:34,653
versus this round's Wild Card,
490
00:17:34,738 --> 00:17:38,387
and Da King's ex, Zari Tarazi.
491
00:17:38,472 --> 00:17:40,833
It's sure to be spicy.
492
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:42,914
[upbeat dance music]
493
00:17:42,998 --> 00:17:44,916
♪ Bonjour
494
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,005
♪ Euros, dollars,
pounds, yen ♪
495
00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:48,920
♪ Everywhere I go,
ballin' ♪
496
00:17:49,004 --> 00:17:51,096
♪ Paparazzi all on me
497
00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,098
♪ Shopping spree in Italy
498
00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:54,777
♪ Red carpet,
world premiere ♪
499
00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:57,237
♪ So glamourous,
they love to stare ♪
500
00:17:57,323 --> 00:17:59,931
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante
501
00:18:00,015 --> 00:18:01,846
♪ Stuntin' in my Cartier
502
00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:04,936
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
503
00:18:05,244 --> 00:18:07,851
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante
504
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,914
♪ Beat face, flawless
505
00:18:10,029 --> 00:18:12,870
♪ Flawless
506
00:18:13,037 --> 00:18:16,870
♪ Cash flow
like the River Nile ♪
507
00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:20,968
♪ Queen, queen, queen,
queen, queen ♪
508
00:18:21,053 --> 00:18:25,060
♪ Cover story
every magazine ♪
509
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,673
♪ Queen, queen, queen
510
00:18:28,826 --> 00:18:31,894
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante
511
00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:34,004
♪ Stuntin' in my Cartier
512
00:18:34,089 --> 00:18:37,269
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
513
00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:41,187
♪ Merci beaucoup, enchante
514
00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:43,659
Bon soir.
515
00:18:43,899 --> 00:18:46,905
[cheers and applause]
516
00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:51,292
[upbeat music]
517
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,375
That gave me drama.
518
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:54,980
That gave me life.
519
00:18:55,065 --> 00:18:57,810
Now, let's get into the results.
520
00:18:57,895 --> 00:19:00,464
[cheering]
521
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,936
[electronic chiming]
522
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,759
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Yes!
523
00:19:06,987 --> 00:19:10,343
[applause]
524
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:13,177
The Dragon Girl
took to the skies,
525
00:19:13,262 --> 00:19:15,355
and into the finals.
526
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,534
Guess we know who's
the baddest of the bunch.
527
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,472
[upbeat dance music]
528
00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:23,129
That's a hell of a way
to save the world.
529
00:19:23,214 --> 00:19:26,016
[suspenseful music]
530
00:19:26,323 --> 00:19:28,454
[light clicking]
531
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,933
[♪]
532
00:19:34,312 --> 00:19:36,175
[distant footsteps]
533
00:19:36,284 --> 00:19:38,784
[clicking and breathing]
534
00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:47,176
[static crackles]
535
00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:48,792
Hold.
536
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:50,795
[clicking and gurgling]
537
00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:53,636
[♪]
538
00:19:54,147 --> 00:19:55,785
[grunts]
539
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,192
[roars]
540
00:19:59,644 --> 00:20:01,199
[scattered yelling]
541
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,801
[all screaming]
542
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:05,752
[crunching]
543
00:20:05,845 --> 00:20:08,394
[roaring]
544
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:12,928
[dramatic tone]
545
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,284
Ava?
546
00:20:17,369 --> 00:20:21,246
[♪]
547
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:24,382
[breathing heavily]
548
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,346
[clicking]
549
00:20:34,209 --> 00:20:36,478
[belches, sighs]
550
00:20:39,815 --> 00:20:41,037
It's all right, Sara...
551
00:20:41,176 --> 00:20:42,667
Y-you can come out now.
552
00:20:43,439 --> 00:20:46,456
Sorry, things got a little...
out of hand.
553
00:20:47,323 --> 00:20:48,870
You know how it is when you, uh,
554
00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:51,300
haven't had bone marrow
in a while, right?
555
00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:55,019
S-Sara?
556
00:20:55,103 --> 00:20:57,448
[distant groaning]
557
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,199
[♪]
558
00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:03,288
Director Sharpe?
559
00:21:03,372 --> 00:21:05,855
[breathing heavily]
560
00:21:05,939 --> 00:21:08,112
A planet full of Ava clones?
561
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,208
No!
562
00:21:11,293 --> 00:21:15,417
Why did you taste so good?
563
00:21:19,058 --> 00:21:20,480
Z, you were ratings gold,
564
00:21:20,565 --> 00:21:23,433
but those votes were a little
too close for comfort.
565
00:21:23,651 --> 00:21:25,073
[sighs] It's no big deal.
566
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:26,919
My next performance
just needs to be bigger
567
00:21:27,004 --> 00:21:28,085
- and splashier.
- You know,
568
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:31,642
those on-air interviews
can really sway an audience,
569
00:21:31,727 --> 00:21:33,819
and "Da Throne" viewers
are suckers
570
00:21:33,904 --> 00:21:35,831
for a good love story.
Oh, my God.
571
00:21:36,144 --> 00:21:38,151
[♪]
572
00:21:39,524 --> 00:21:40,789
He'll need a new look.
573
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,949
[chuckles]
Yeah, no. Thanks, love.
574
00:21:44,034 --> 00:21:45,199
I only have the one.
575
00:21:45,283 --> 00:21:47,158
It'll take a little time
and a lot of cooperation,
576
00:21:47,242 --> 00:21:48,433
but I can work with this.
577
00:21:48,518 --> 00:21:51,089
Your sex appeal is
totally going to waste.
578
00:21:51,174 --> 00:21:53,092
We have to do something
about that hair.
579
00:21:53,248 --> 00:21:54,600
- Girl, it's a mess.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
580
00:21:54,684 --> 00:21:55,862
No, you're not touching my hair.
581
00:21:55,946 --> 00:21:57,081
- I'm not being funny...
- Listen, this is
582
00:21:57,165 --> 00:21:58,730
my favorite jacket...
583
00:21:58,941 --> 00:21:59,941
[chuckles]
584
00:22:00,031 --> 00:22:01,987
[phone chiming]
585
00:22:04,218 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaking Farsi...
586
00:22:06,565 --> 00:22:08,181
Mama?
587
00:22:10,177 --> 00:22:11,878
I saw you on TV,
588
00:22:12,484 --> 00:22:14,323
and I thought, "Surely,
589
00:22:14,511 --> 00:22:17,361
"my daughter would tell me
if she was competing
590
00:22:17,446 --> 00:22:18,798
on my favorite show."
591
00:22:18,882 --> 00:22:21,214
It was sort of
a last-minute thing.
592
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:23,652
And you're dating
a street magician?
593
00:22:23,785 --> 00:22:27,270
First the DJ, now a con man?
594
00:22:27,573 --> 00:22:29,722
Zari, just because you're old
595
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,419
doesn't mean you have to settle.
596
00:22:31,503 --> 00:22:32,768
Okay, not every woman
wants to have
597
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,284
their first kid at 20.
598
00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:37,706
Speaking Farsi...
599
00:22:45,003 --> 00:22:47,228
Speaking Farsi...
600
00:22:49,173 --> 00:22:50,656
I love you, too.
601
00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:53,329
[somber music]
602
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,704
Do you really care
about that magic man?
603
00:22:57,384 --> 00:23:00,852
I will try my best
to support you,
604
00:23:00,936 --> 00:23:02,407
no matter what.
605
00:23:02,599 --> 00:23:04,604
[♪]
606
00:23:05,102 --> 00:23:06,829
No, um...
607
00:23:07,557 --> 00:23:08,705
It won't last,
608
00:23:08,790 --> 00:23:10,079
John's just a fling.
609
00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:12,500
[laughing]
Thank goodness.
610
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,594
But, uh, Zari, darling...
611
00:23:14,843 --> 00:23:15,977
You look tired.
612
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:18,970
You need a little more makeup.
613
00:23:19,969 --> 00:23:22,252
Where is he?
We have to start rolling.
614
00:23:22,337 --> 00:23:23,977
[sighs]
615
00:23:24,586 --> 00:23:26,504
Ooh.
Nate and Behrad know
616
00:23:26,589 --> 00:23:28,258
what a girl wants.
You look hot.
617
00:23:28,343 --> 00:23:30,735
Yeah, I look like
that tosser Criss Angel.
618
00:23:30,907 --> 00:23:32,654
All right, remember,
stick to the talking points
619
00:23:32,738 --> 00:23:33,960
preapproved by Les-Lay.
620
00:23:34,044 --> 00:23:35,642
Chin up, smile.
Easy-breezy.
621
00:23:36,022 --> 00:23:38,790
In three, two, one.
622
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:41,157
Tonight,
we're getting all the tea
623
00:23:41,298 --> 00:23:42,795
in our exclusive interview
624
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,376
with the Dragon Girl,
Zari Tarazi.
625
00:23:45,461 --> 00:23:48,293
And she's joined
by her mysterious new beau,
626
00:23:48,499 --> 00:23:51,329
London street magician Johnny C.
627
00:23:51,874 --> 00:23:54,097
Zari, girl,
you shocked the world
628
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,557
when you entered "Da Throne"
as a Wild Card,
629
00:23:56,642 --> 00:23:59,278
after a prolonged absence
from the public eye.
630
00:23:59,548 --> 00:24:01,640
The Z-Nation is dying to know,
631
00:24:01,724 --> 00:24:03,392
where have you been?
632
00:24:03,477 --> 00:24:07,040
Honestly, focusing on self-care.
633
00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:09,521
I've been traveling the world
with close friends,
634
00:24:09,606 --> 00:24:12,171
visiting historical sites
to die for...
635
00:24:12,256 --> 00:24:14,368
It's all been super low-key.
636
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,328
And Johnny, is that where
you enter the picture?
637
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:19,698
Yeah, yeah...
I suppose so, mate, yeah.
638
00:24:19,783 --> 00:24:23,338
Oh, my gosh.
Our meet cute was so romantic.
639
00:24:23,423 --> 00:24:24,576
I was at a snowga retreat
640
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:26,829
on a historically-preserved
glacier,
641
00:24:26,929 --> 00:24:29,063
and there he was, showing off
642
00:24:29,148 --> 00:24:31,502
with his perfect scorpion pose.
643
00:24:31,587 --> 00:24:33,768
We fell for each other
instantly.
644
00:24:33,853 --> 00:24:36,954
Yeah, that's a very poetic
way of putting it.
645
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,719
Oh, my gosh.
He's so modest.
646
00:24:38,804 --> 00:24:40,331
John doesn't like to brag,
647
00:24:40,415 --> 00:24:42,946
but he's actually...
[whispers] Minor royalty.
648
00:24:43,736 --> 00:24:46,618
Well, now you know
I gotta ask...
649
00:24:46,703 --> 00:24:49,339
Will there be wedding bells
in the Dragon Girl's future?
650
00:24:49,424 --> 00:24:50,868
I mean,
651
00:24:50,953 --> 00:24:54,046
Princess Tarazi does have quite
the ring to it, right?
652
00:24:54,131 --> 00:24:57,572
Oh, it sounds magical.
[laughter]
653
00:24:58,118 --> 00:25:00,046
Yeah, you want to see
some magic?
654
00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:02,135
Watch me... disappear.
655
00:25:02,219 --> 00:25:03,501
[crowd gasps]
656
00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:06,942
Um,
657
00:25:07,355 --> 00:25:09,001
you know, we had
a really long flight,
658
00:25:09,086 --> 00:25:11,337
he's probably just jet-lagged.
659
00:25:11,931 --> 00:25:13,370
[chuckles]
660
00:25:13,665 --> 00:25:15,587
[indistinct chatter]
661
00:25:15,839 --> 00:25:17,104
Damn it, John.
662
00:25:17,189 --> 00:25:18,588
That was harsh.
663
00:25:19,575 --> 00:25:21,058
[grunts]
What the hell was that?
664
00:25:21,143 --> 00:25:23,133
You know, I could ask you
the same thing, couldn't I?
665
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:24,415
What are you talking about?
666
00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:26,533
You just embarrassed me
in front of the entire world.
667
00:25:26,617 --> 00:25:28,074
Oh, that's what
you care about, isn't it?
668
00:25:28,158 --> 00:25:30,076
Trending, on bloody Chit-Chat
669
00:25:30,235 --> 00:25:31,773
- Cat-Chat!
- Admit it,
670
00:25:31,857 --> 00:25:33,713
come on, you're using this
mission to get back on top.
671
00:25:33,797 --> 00:25:35,933
I can save my home
and my business,
672
00:25:36,018 --> 00:25:38,127
and let's not pretend like
we all haven't been caught up
673
00:25:38,211 --> 00:25:39,999
in your personal drama before.
674
00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:41,455
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, I'm a bastard,
675
00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:42,220
but at least I admit it.
676
00:25:42,305 --> 00:25:43,720
You'd rather be fake
for the cameras
677
00:25:43,821 --> 00:25:44,556
than real when it counts.
678
00:25:44,641 --> 00:25:45,961
- This isn't real
- Oh, yeah.
679
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,305
Remember?
680
00:25:47,586 --> 00:25:48,746
We're not together,
681
00:25:48,831 --> 00:25:49,922
just the way we both like it.
682
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,159
You know, it is really difficult
683
00:25:51,243 --> 00:25:52,431
to keep straight
what's real anymore.
684
00:25:52,515 --> 00:25:53,839
But try this one on
for size, all right?
685
00:25:53,923 --> 00:25:55,118
I am done.
686
00:25:55,504 --> 00:25:58,423
[dramatic music]
687
00:25:59,014 --> 00:26:00,641
Trouble in paradise?
688
00:26:00,783 --> 00:26:02,962
[dramatic tone]
689
00:26:03,358 --> 00:26:05,937
I got just the thing
to dry those tears.
690
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,634
An empowerment anthem,
691
00:26:07,719 --> 00:26:09,704
something for all the ladies
out there.
692
00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:11,768
'Cause after all,
you wouldn't want
693
00:26:11,853 --> 00:26:13,860
the Z-Nation thinking
some amateur magician
694
00:26:13,945 --> 00:26:16,540
clipped the Dragon Girl's
wings, now would you?
695
00:26:17,555 --> 00:26:18,735
[sighs]
696
00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:21,821
[♪]
697
00:26:22,954 --> 00:26:25,090
[pained breathing]
698
00:26:26,146 --> 00:26:28,238
[grunts]
699
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,071
Ava, wait.
700
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,440
Slow down.
701
00:26:31,525 --> 00:26:33,477
[winces]
702
00:26:33,734 --> 00:26:36,830
[low droning]
703
00:26:39,377 --> 00:26:41,063
[coughs]
704
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,024
Where are we, babe?
705
00:26:49,631 --> 00:26:56,376
[♪]
706
00:26:58,149 --> 00:26:59,782
After you.
707
00:27:00,759 --> 00:27:03,461
[dramatic music]
708
00:27:03,546 --> 00:27:04,985
[♪]
709
00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:07,336
You think I don't know
my own Ava?
710
00:27:07,519 --> 00:27:08,741
[choking]
711
00:27:08,911 --> 00:27:12,305
[♪]
712
00:27:12,608 --> 00:27:14,212
[grunts]
713
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,589
[♪]
714
00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,884
Gentle beings,
715
00:27:22,969 --> 00:27:26,104
we are joined
by Lord Knoxicrillion.
716
00:27:26,189 --> 00:27:28,260
If this interview goes
anything like the last one,
717
00:27:28,345 --> 00:27:29,935
you can expect some bombshells.
718
00:27:30,019 --> 00:27:32,877
I detect no explosives
in the vicinity.
719
00:27:32,962 --> 00:27:35,593
[laughing] That dry wit.
720
00:27:35,677 --> 00:27:38,552
That's what "Da Throne" fans
are loving about you.
721
00:27:38,636 --> 00:27:41,207
But here's
the million dollar question.
722
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:43,427
Where on Earth
did you come from?
723
00:27:43,511 --> 00:27:45,032
I am not from Earth.
724
00:27:45,117 --> 00:27:46,774
I am from the planet Arkana.
725
00:27:46,859 --> 00:27:47,891
Oh, really?
726
00:27:47,976 --> 00:27:49,867
What do you think of
your competition...
727
00:27:49,952 --> 00:27:52,566
- The Dragon Girl, Zari Tarazi?
- That's an alien.
728
00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:54,568
Unless she is spouting
real fire,
729
00:27:54,652 --> 00:27:56,166
she does not stand a chance.
730
00:27:56,251 --> 00:27:57,702
Feisty.
731
00:27:57,786 --> 00:27:59,399
So what made you enter
"Da Throne"?
732
00:27:59,483 --> 00:28:00,923
Why haven't we caught him?
733
00:28:01,008 --> 00:28:02,026
We did. It's...
734
00:28:02,212 --> 00:28:03,150
[crunching chips]
735
00:28:03,235 --> 00:28:04,352
It's complicated.
736
00:28:04,437 --> 00:28:07,563
I was ambushed by a gangster
feared all over the galaxy.
737
00:28:07,745 --> 00:28:10,415
You would say she has a face
with chicken wings on it.
738
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,813
Her name was Kayla.
739
00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:13,599
- Gideon!
- Yes, Mr. Rory?
740
00:28:13,684 --> 00:28:14,977
Uncloak.
741
00:28:16,274 --> 00:28:18,897
Initiate Matador's Last Strike.
742
00:28:18,981 --> 00:28:20,415
What the hell
are you doing, Rory?
743
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,591
The last of the OGs
744
00:28:21,676 --> 00:28:23,248
picked up on
a few secret commands.
745
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:24,555
You can't just
fire on Hollywood.
746
00:28:24,639 --> 00:28:25,587
Watch me.
747
00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:27,915
Activating weapons systems.
748
00:28:28,334 --> 00:28:30,595
[alarm blaring]
749
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,337
Insolent humans.
750
00:28:32,422 --> 00:28:34,340
You think that's a threat?
751
00:28:34,425 --> 00:28:36,041
Shall I prepare to fire?
752
00:28:36,126 --> 00:28:36,978
- Yes!
- No!
753
00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:38,482
Die, you alien scum.
754
00:28:38,566 --> 00:28:39,918
[dramatic choral music]
755
00:28:40,002 --> 00:28:41,460
Incoming!
756
00:28:41,569 --> 00:28:45,793
[♪]
757
00:28:46,046 --> 00:28:47,839
I am detecting alien battleships
758
00:28:47,923 --> 00:28:49,881
entering the Earth's atmosphere.
759
00:28:50,384 --> 00:28:52,824
Fire on me and your ship
will be destroyed.
760
00:28:52,986 --> 00:28:56,297
Try another trick,
and the invasion will begin.
761
00:28:56,584 --> 00:28:58,764
[♪]
762
00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:01,038
Rory, what the hell did you do?
763
00:29:01,504 --> 00:29:02,638
Uh...
764
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,585
the Earth was screwed anyway.
765
00:29:04,851 --> 00:29:07,727
[tense music]
766
00:29:08,030 --> 00:29:12,671
[♪]
767
00:29:12,942 --> 00:29:15,202
Mick, we need to talk, okay?
768
00:29:17,499 --> 00:29:19,170
What, are you gonna shoot me?
769
00:29:19,446 --> 00:29:21,454
What the hell is wrong with you?
770
00:29:22,714 --> 00:29:24,101
If you were kidnapped by aliens,
771
00:29:24,186 --> 00:29:25,749
Sara would have found you
by now.
772
00:29:26,483 --> 00:29:27,835
You know what?
You're right.
773
00:29:27,987 --> 00:29:30,061
I wish I was the one taken,
but I wasn't.
774
00:29:30,705 --> 00:29:33,232
And I am sick
of your bad attitude
775
00:29:33,316 --> 00:29:34,968
and your drinking
776
00:29:35,053 --> 00:29:35,974
and your lack
of personal hygiene, okay?
777
00:29:36,058 --> 00:29:37,272
What would Lita say?
778
00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:39,846
- She's at college.
- That's great.
779
00:29:39,931 --> 00:29:41,370
No, it's not.
780
00:29:41,454 --> 00:29:42,807
She never returns my calls,
781
00:29:42,891 --> 00:29:44,199
and when she does,
she's always whispering
782
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,889
or she's at some party
and there are...
783
00:29:47,722 --> 00:29:50,046
boys in the background, and...
[mutters]
784
00:29:50,351 --> 00:29:52,445
Mick, just because Lita's busy,
785
00:29:52,530 --> 00:29:54,166
it doesn't mean
she doesn't love you anymore.
786
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,646
It just means
she doesn't need you,
787
00:29:55,772 --> 00:29:57,241
but I need you.
788
00:29:57,365 --> 00:30:00,303
Sara's missing, okay.
It isn't just hard for you.
789
00:30:01,203 --> 00:30:02,381
So get yourself together.
790
00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:03,688
Okay?
791
00:30:03,773 --> 00:30:05,824
Or get the hell off my ship.
792
00:30:07,916 --> 00:30:10,620
[sighs]
793
00:30:11,959 --> 00:30:13,858
Hello, my old friend.
794
00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:17,049
Oh, bollocks.
795
00:30:17,134 --> 00:30:18,531
[laughs] Oh, I'm sorry.
796
00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:20,210
Did I scare you?
797
00:30:20,468 --> 00:30:22,952
Oh, my God.
You're smoking?
798
00:30:23,037 --> 00:30:25,956
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't tell
me in 2045 it's illegal.
799
00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:27,741
Yes, but i-it's perfect.
800
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,031
It totally plays up
the whole bad boy image
801
00:30:30,116 --> 00:30:31,420
you've got going on.
802
00:30:31,504 --> 00:30:33,421
Cat-Chat went crazy
when you dissed Z.
803
00:30:33,592 --> 00:30:34,902
Oh, hang on a minute,
you're telling me that
804
00:30:34,986 --> 00:30:37,688
you're actually pleased that I walked
out on that interview?
805
00:30:37,772 --> 00:30:41,241
Oh, there's no story
unless Zari's unhappy.
806
00:30:41,363 --> 00:30:43,346
Why do you think S'more Money
was so good for her brand?
807
00:30:43,430 --> 00:30:45,335
He cheated on her
with her assistant
808
00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:47,904
and leaked the photos.
You're her assistant.
809
00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,210
Yeah.
810
00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:51,743
Get ready to light up.
811
00:30:51,828 --> 00:30:53,421
Ooh.
812
00:30:53,550 --> 00:30:55,453
Do you think you can say
something to make Zari cry?
813
00:30:55,537 --> 00:30:57,445
She's usually so guarded.
814
00:30:57,530 --> 00:30:59,274
[laughs]
You know what?
815
00:30:59,412 --> 00:31:00,811
I quit.
816
00:31:02,422 --> 00:31:04,303
Thanks for coming, Lord K.
817
00:31:04,433 --> 00:31:06,716
Now, what's your song
for the finals?
818
00:31:06,801 --> 00:31:09,202
I will wail, as in battle.
819
00:31:09,303 --> 00:31:12,843
Mm... not really sure that's
gonna work again,
820
00:31:12,928 --> 00:31:13,967
but listen...
821
00:31:14,052 --> 00:31:15,970
I got this banger
I've been working on.
822
00:31:16,055 --> 00:31:19,627
It's sort of like
a female empowerment anthem.
823
00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:21,531
On my planet, we do not follow
824
00:31:21,616 --> 00:31:23,429
a binary gender construct.
825
00:31:23,522 --> 00:31:26,342
We all carry and bear children.
826
00:31:27,256 --> 00:31:28,430
Perfect.
827
00:31:28,561 --> 00:31:29,827
[laughs]
Perfect!
828
00:31:29,911 --> 00:31:32,438
Then you...
can use the song.
829
00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:34,183
Wha-bam!
830
00:31:34,966 --> 00:31:39,277
I am synthesizing 500,000
of Earth's supreme vocalists.
831
00:31:39,424 --> 00:31:41,585
I will be king.
832
00:31:41,749 --> 00:31:44,397
[tense music]
833
00:31:44,534 --> 00:31:51,590
[♪]
834
00:31:56,443 --> 00:31:59,342
Whoa, hey!
This is my dressing room.
835
00:31:59,663 --> 00:32:02,038
What are you up to,
you sneaky git?
836
00:32:02,194 --> 00:32:03,617
I don't gotta tell you guys
nothing.
837
00:32:03,702 --> 00:32:04,553
Oh, you'll talk,
838
00:32:04,638 --> 00:32:06,384
or I'll rip that stupid donut
off your head
839
00:32:06,469 --> 00:32:07,858
and feed you your tender bits.
840
00:32:07,943 --> 00:32:10,842
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Chill, chill. Chill, chill.
841
00:32:10,927 --> 00:32:13,172
I gave Knox and Zara the same
song, he's up first,
842
00:32:13,257 --> 00:32:14,413
no way she can win.
843
00:32:14,498 --> 00:32:15,786
I cannot wait to punch you
in the face again.
844
00:32:15,870 --> 00:32:16,961
Well, me first, please.
845
00:32:17,045 --> 00:32:20,097
[dramatic music]
846
00:32:23,124 --> 00:32:24,077
What?
847
00:32:24,162 --> 00:32:26,733
Can't pacifists blow off
a little steam?
848
00:32:27,616 --> 00:32:29,991
All right, I don't want him
anywhere near the competition.
849
00:32:30,798 --> 00:32:32,530
Give me a hand.
850
00:32:33,234 --> 00:32:35,892
Our last two contestants
are one step closer
851
00:32:35,977 --> 00:32:37,483
to taking home the crown.
852
00:32:37,568 --> 00:32:40,522
First to our stage,
give a virtual hand
853
00:32:40,616 --> 00:32:41,681
for the winner
of the gold buzzer,
854
00:32:41,765 --> 00:32:44,205
Lord Knoxicrillion!
855
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:47,460
[cheers and applause]
856
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,436
[upbeat dance music]
857
00:32:51,601 --> 00:32:54,210
So this is what it feels
like to be the king?
858
00:32:54,395 --> 00:32:55,616
I dig it.
859
00:32:55,701 --> 00:32:56,966
Psst, Zari, listen...
860
00:32:57,051 --> 00:32:59,000
Shh,
I'm watching the competition.
861
00:32:59,085 --> 00:33:00,788
[♪]
862
00:33:03,090 --> 00:33:04,796
[clears throat] You may begin.
863
00:33:04,881 --> 00:33:07,948
♪ I love me,
myself, and I ♪
864
00:33:08,033 --> 00:33:12,954
♪ So hard that I might die
865
00:33:13,101 --> 00:33:16,585
[percussive pop music]
866
00:33:16,669 --> 00:33:19,038
That cheat.
867
00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:20,610
He's singing my song.
868
00:33:20,695 --> 00:33:26,085
♪ Then I resurrect myself
869
00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:31,342
♪ No need for a man's help
870
00:33:31,889 --> 00:33:37,325
♪ Strong, fierce, and free
871
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:42,046
♪ You'll never behead me
872
00:33:42,538 --> 00:33:45,440
♪ 'Cause I am a dream
873
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,655
♪ Your superstar queen
874
00:33:48,740 --> 00:33:50,880
♪ Soaring through the air
875
00:33:50,965 --> 00:33:54,421
♪ The real Dragon Girl's
here ♪
876
00:33:54,506 --> 00:33:56,842
♪ I won't leave you
877
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,061
♪ I won't deceive you
878
00:33:59,146 --> 00:34:01,674
♪ So bow down and beware
879
00:34:01,758 --> 00:34:04,590
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here
880
00:34:04,674 --> 00:34:07,158
♪ So bow down and beware
881
00:34:07,242 --> 00:34:10,901
♪ The real Dragon Girl's here
882
00:34:10,985 --> 00:34:13,120
[cheers and applause]
883
00:34:13,204 --> 00:34:14,774
[eerie tones]
884
00:34:14,858 --> 00:34:16,428
[chanting]
Lord Knox! Lord Knox!
885
00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:18,125
Lord Knoxacrillion rules!
886
00:34:18,209 --> 00:34:20,998
[chanting continues]
887
00:34:21,082 --> 00:34:24,523
[♪]
888
00:34:24,607 --> 00:34:26,042
That wasn't real music.
889
00:34:26,127 --> 00:34:27,656
Tosser couldn't even connect
to the lyrics.
890
00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:28,962
It doesn't mean anything.
891
00:34:29,047 --> 00:34:31,199
It means everything, John.
892
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,140
It means we lost.
893
00:34:33,433 --> 00:34:35,189
[♪]
894
00:34:37,796 --> 00:34:39,366
[upbeat music]
895
00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:43,367
A finalist who sang
a gender-bending diss track?
896
00:34:43,452 --> 00:34:45,691
That was everything!
897
00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:49,644
And it's going to be a hard act
for Zari to follow.
898
00:34:51,511 --> 00:34:53,341
I've gotta know, why would
you tell your mother
899
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,152
that this wouldn't last?
900
00:34:55,289 --> 00:34:56,859
What?
901
00:34:57,358 --> 00:34:58,754
Is this really the time?
902
00:34:58,839 --> 00:35:00,245
Uh... yeah.
903
00:35:02,009 --> 00:35:05,284
Because John, you and I can't
even take the first step.
904
00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:08,261
And even if we did, this...
905
00:35:09,369 --> 00:35:13,158
This thing we have
is bound to end.
906
00:35:13,438 --> 00:35:15,316
It always does.
907
00:35:16,488 --> 00:35:18,051
That's usually my line.
908
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,752
I know that I don't deserve
to be happy,
909
00:35:20,837 --> 00:35:22,407
and I know we'll probably muck
this up, all right,
910
00:35:22,491 --> 00:35:23,559
but I'm willing
to throw the dice.
911
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,918
I want this to be real.
I do.
912
00:35:26,632 --> 00:35:28,202
What do you say?
913
00:35:28,496 --> 00:35:31,415
[dramatic music]
914
00:35:31,664 --> 00:35:34,020
[♪]
915
00:35:36,244 --> 00:35:39,079
[whispers and chatter]
916
00:35:41,058 --> 00:35:42,551
[microphone feedback]
917
00:35:44,821 --> 00:35:49,285
♪ You spurn
my natural emotions ♪
918
00:35:50,829 --> 00:35:54,715
♪ You make me feel I'm dirt
919
00:35:55,210 --> 00:35:57,254
♪ And I'm hurt
920
00:36:00,995 --> 00:36:04,558
♪ And if I start a commotion
921
00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:08,871
♪ I run the risk
of losing you ♪
922
00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:11,910
♪ And that's worse
923
00:36:14,277 --> 00:36:17,769
♪ Ever fallen in love
with someone ♪
924
00:36:17,854 --> 00:36:20,077
♪ Ever fallen in love
925
00:36:20,201 --> 00:36:22,075
♪ In love with someone
926
00:36:22,159 --> 00:36:24,077
♪ Ever fallen in love
927
00:36:24,161 --> 00:36:25,949
♪ In love with someone
928
00:36:26,470 --> 00:36:29,389
♪ You shouldn't have fallen
in love with? ♪
929
00:36:29,672 --> 00:36:33,594
[light guitar music]
930
00:36:33,893 --> 00:36:38,204
♪ I can't see much
of a future ♪
931
00:36:38,328 --> 00:36:41,833
♪ Unless we find out
what's to blame ♪
932
00:36:41,918 --> 00:36:42,965
♪ What a shame
933
00:36:43,050 --> 00:36:44,750
[bass line starts]
934
00:36:44,834 --> 00:36:47,149
[cheers and applause]
935
00:36:47,598 --> 00:36:49,647
[upbeat punky music]
936
00:36:49,732 --> 00:36:53,328
♪ And we won't be together
much longer ♪
937
00:36:53,561 --> 00:36:58,571
♪ Unless we realize
that we are the same ♪
938
00:36:58,656 --> 00:37:04,085
[♪]
939
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,970
- ♪ Ever fallen in love with someone ♪
- ♪ Ever fallen in love with someone ♪
940
00:37:07,055 --> 00:37:08,712
- ♪ Ever fallen in love
- ♪ Ever fallen in love
941
00:37:08,797 --> 00:37:10,669
- ♪ In love with someone
- ♪ In love with someone
942
00:37:10,754 --> 00:37:12,067
- ♪ Ever fallen in love
- ♪ Ever fallen in love
943
00:37:12,152 --> 00:37:13,751
- ♪ In love with someone
- ♪ In love with someone
944
00:37:13,836 --> 00:37:16,433
- ♪ You shouldn't have fallen in love with?
- ♪ You shouldn't have fallen in love with?
945
00:37:16,605 --> 00:37:18,218
- ♪ Ever fallen in love
- ♪ Ever fallen in love
946
00:37:18,389 --> 00:37:20,547
- ♪ With someone you shouldn't ♪
- ♪ With someone you shouldn't ♪
947
00:37:20,631 --> 00:37:22,788
- ♪ Have fallen in love with? ♪
- ♪ Have fallen in love with? ♪
948
00:37:22,872 --> 00:37:25,881
[cheers and applause]
949
00:37:28,807 --> 00:37:31,726
[upbeat music]
950
00:37:31,968 --> 00:37:39,068
[♪]
951
00:37:42,430 --> 00:37:44,087
Imposter!
[record scratches]
952
00:37:44,172 --> 00:37:45,568
[panting]
953
00:37:46,052 --> 00:37:48,492
What is this?
Another trick?
954
00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:50,539
The trick was,
S'more Money gave you a song
955
00:37:50,624 --> 00:37:52,194
he already gave Zari.
956
00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:54,125
Drama!
957
00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:58,172
And still, our virtual audience
is Cat-Chatting their votes.
958
00:37:58,257 --> 00:38:00,523
[cats meowing]
959
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,852
Get out of my throne!
960
00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:04,775
And the new winner is...
961
00:38:05,132 --> 00:38:08,051
[suspenseful music]
962
00:38:08,135 --> 00:38:15,235
[♪]
963
00:38:18,696 --> 00:38:20,390
[triumphant fanfare]
964
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,330
[cheers and applause]
965
00:38:24,619 --> 00:38:27,150
Yeah!
Whoo!
966
00:38:27,235 --> 00:38:28,585
[♪]
967
00:38:28,677 --> 00:38:30,407
[cheering]
968
00:38:30,493 --> 00:38:33,453
[♪]
969
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:36,542
Friends, foes, and neithers,
970
00:38:36,641 --> 00:38:38,305
you have spoken.
971
00:38:38,426 --> 00:38:43,703
Zari Tarazi is
the new queen of "Da Throne."
972
00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:47,410
[triumphant music]
973
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:53,227
[♪]
974
00:38:55,128 --> 00:38:58,264
I am your humble servant,
Queen Z.
975
00:38:58,489 --> 00:38:59,500
Okay.
976
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:06,239
[♪]
977
00:39:06,477 --> 00:39:08,336
I never doubted you
for an instant.
978
00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:10,046
I sure as hell did.
979
00:39:11,184 --> 00:39:13,724
Well, I couldn't have done it
without my team;
980
00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:15,493
my fashion guru, Behrad,
981
00:39:15,578 --> 00:39:16,843
Nate, on hair,
982
00:39:16,928 --> 00:39:18,594
and, of course...
983
00:39:20,390 --> 00:39:22,571
my boyfriend.
984
00:39:23,039 --> 00:39:26,828
Now, there's a word
to make lesser men wilt.
985
00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:30,019
[playful music]
986
00:39:30,104 --> 00:39:32,065
[♪]
987
00:39:32,523 --> 00:39:34,572
- Scared?
- Terrified.
988
00:39:34,656 --> 00:39:36,487
Me too.
989
00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:39,098
[light music]
990
00:39:39,398 --> 00:39:41,281
Mm. Mm!
991
00:39:42,185 --> 00:39:49,241
[♪]
992
00:40:06,245 --> 00:40:09,033
- Come on.
- What...
993
00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:10,173
Whoa, whoa...
Whoa, whoa.
994
00:40:10,257 --> 00:40:11,957
- Put that thing away.
- Stop that.
995
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:13,875
[♪]
996
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,008
Can't you see?
997
00:40:15,093 --> 00:40:16,576
He's as small as a grasshopper.
998
00:40:16,661 --> 00:40:18,484
And like
one of your grasshoppers,
999
00:40:18,569 --> 00:40:20,618
my kind is ancient.
1000
00:40:20,702 --> 00:40:22,446
Technology and subterfuge
1001
00:40:22,530 --> 00:40:25,057
have been key to our survival.
My s...
1002
00:40:25,141 --> 00:40:26,667
[screams]
Why?
1003
00:40:26,751 --> 00:40:27,788
Rory!
1004
00:40:27,873 --> 00:40:30,966
Listen, I go to thinking.
1005
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,933
If Sara was smuggled on a ship,
1006
00:40:33,236 --> 00:40:35,372
we've been searching
for the wrong cargo.
1007
00:40:35,456 --> 00:40:37,678
We need to find the driver.
1008
00:40:37,762 --> 00:40:40,464
The alien called her "Kayla."
1009
00:40:40,548 --> 00:40:42,553
You drew that?
I did.
1010
00:40:42,931 --> 00:40:44,729
Okay, so we're looking for, um,
1011
00:40:44,814 --> 00:40:47,572
an alien that looks like she
has chicken wings on her face?
1012
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,871
Uh... yes.
1013
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:54,739
Anyway, we find Kayla,
we find Sara.
1014
00:40:54,823 --> 00:40:56,087
So what do you think, Cap?
1015
00:40:56,173 --> 00:40:57,665
Mm-hmm.
1016
00:40:58,173 --> 00:40:59,978
Rory, I think that's...
1017
00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:02,921
an excellent idea.
1018
00:41:03,014 --> 00:41:06,087
Oh, hmm. Good.
1019
00:41:07,662 --> 00:41:10,058
[distorted indie rock music]
1020
00:41:10,142 --> 00:41:15,020
♪ Space girl,
floating away ♪
1021
00:41:15,104 --> 00:41:17,327
[breathing heavily]
1022
00:41:17,411 --> 00:41:20,591
[♪]
1023
00:41:20,675 --> 00:41:24,943
♪ Space girl, oh,
space girl ♪
1024
00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:26,858
You wouldn't happen to be
missing an Ava clone
1025
00:41:26,942 --> 00:41:29,124
from your dinner party,
would you?
1026
00:41:30,025 --> 00:41:33,034
The infamous Sara Lance.
1027
00:41:34,543 --> 00:41:36,645
I've been waiting...
1028
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,536
a long time for you.
1029
00:41:40,029 --> 00:41:43,212
[suspenseful music]
1030
00:42:05,546 --> 00:42:07,162
Greg, move your head.
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