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♪
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Woman:
Ferydoon, there you are.
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Come on, honey, we're gonna
be late for Disneyland.
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I can't find my name.
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It should be here.
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There's Felix and Fern.
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Oh, well, honey,
it looks like
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they're missing
a lot of names.
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There's Niki,
Nicki with a "c,"
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Nicky with a "y,"
Nikki with two k's.
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Shut up, Niki!
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Your name has way
too many spellings.
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-It's greedy.
-Ferydoon!
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Hey, family.
What's going on?
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Ferydoon can't find a license
plate with his name on it.
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Oh, Ferydoon joon.
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Your Uncle Hamid doesn't have
a license plate either,
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but that's good.
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That's what makes us special.
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♪
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This is my name now.
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♪
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Chad.
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♪
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[ Singing along
to Persian song ]
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♪
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Did you not eat the lunch
I made you?
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It was lamb stew.
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Yeah, sorry, Hamid.
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Lamb stew wasn't really
the vibe I was on today.
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Mm, okay, Chaddy,
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I feel you.
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♪
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Hello, Mother,
I need new shoes.
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It's an emergency.
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What? No. I just got you those
from Costco.
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Mom, how the heck am
I supposed to become
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a professional
social-media influencer
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when I'm skipping around town
in this crap?
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I mean, are you raising
a young boy
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or a young Filipino
male nurse?
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The shoes are cool.
What's wrong with them?
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What's wrong with them
is they're not the shoes
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of a black millionaire.
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I need
the new LeBron James's.
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Please!
I'm begging you.
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I just want what every other
American boy has,
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and what they all have is
the new LeBron James's!
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Stop calling them
LeBron James's.
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They're just called
LeBrons.
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Dumbass.
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[ Sighs ]
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This conversation
is over.
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Mom, this is not
the Middle East!
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Things are complicated
here in America!
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Psst! Chad!
Chad!
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Why are you whispering?
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Shh!
I'm being sneaky.
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I'll take you to buy
the sneakers.
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You will?
Of course.
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It's important for a young
Persian man to peacock.
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I remember
when I was your age,
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I would wear
a beautiful silk robe
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that flowed very below
my navel
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like J. Lo's
famous green dress.
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Okay, well, that is truly
a jarring image, Hamid,
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but thank you so much.
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You're welcome.
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Chad:
Oh, this line is so long.
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We've been here
like an hour.
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Good thing I packed
my road chai.
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Chai?
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Hamid, you can't just talk
to random strangers like that.
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He's not a stranger.
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He's sharing
a line with us.
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No, that --
that is literally
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the definition
of a stranger.
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Would it be okay
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if we just try to blend more
in public?
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I will try.
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Oh, man, look at this line.
Yo, Chad!
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Oh, my God, Reid.
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Reid?
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Just be no--
please just be normal.
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Hey, uh, mind if we cut in
with you guys?
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Come on in
to my space, guys.
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Look at these big,
beautiful boys.
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-Jesus.
-Chad, is this your dad?
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I'm his Uncle Hamid,
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and you must be
the famous Reid.
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Chad has given detailed
physical descriptions
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-of all of you.
-No, what?
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No.
Yeah.
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I [chuckles nervously]
don't really know
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what he's talking about.
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I think he's confused.
He's not from here.
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Oh, are you
visiting America?
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Well, in a sense.
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I feel like I did
on my first day here.
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I love it.
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I get to live
with my relatives,
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I go to the hookah bar
every day.
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Whoa, hookah every day?!
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Damn, dawg,
drop the invite.
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You got it, my doggie.
Okay.
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God, he's laughing
at you, Hamid.
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Listen, I think it could be
really good for me
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to do this
on my own, so...
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do you mind waiting
outside for me?
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Of course, my boy.
I understand.
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You want to hang
with your big-shot friends.
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Here,
take my credit card.
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Make memories
for a lifetime.
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Hamid.
Thank you.
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It's okay.
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Guys, I'm leaving.
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Reid, I'm leaving.
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Joey.
Joey's on his phone.
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Reid,
tell Joey I'm leaving.
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No one needs to know
that you're leaving.
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♪
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Take a wild guess
why I'm here.
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The LeBrons.
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Can I get a size 7?
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Yeah, let me see.
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Lucky you, only a few
of these left.
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Awesome.
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You guys.
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N-Now we all have them.
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That's for you.
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Are you
Mr. Hamid Poursheikhani?
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Oh, no, I'm Chad.
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Ha-- Hamid's my uncle.
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Alright, Chad, well,
your uncle's
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got to be here
if you want to use it.
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H-He's just right outside.
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I can go grab him
real quick.
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No, man, if you
step out of line,
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you're gonna
lose your place.
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Oh, dude,
you didn't pre-order?
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Shoot.
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Well, hey, good luck, man.
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But thanks again.
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Dude, that sucks.
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Oh, sir, can --
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can you just please find it
in your little ol' heart
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to make a special exception
just this once? I --
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I'm sorry,
rules are rules.
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I don't make 'em.
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Please.
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Next customer.
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Hey.
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Shoes!
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I can't believe
we lost the shoes.
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I'm gonna make it up
to you, Chad, I promise.
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This hookah bar is like
the headquarters
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for the local
Persian community.
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They will have
the hookup.
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How's a hookah bar gonna
help us get the LeBrons?
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Just watch and learn,
baby boy.
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What?
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Hey, fellows,
look who I brought.
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Guys, this is
the famous Chad.
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Bah-bah-bah-bah!
Chaddy joon!
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Mm! Mm! Mm!
What is this?
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[ Speaks in Persian ]
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Alright. I don't know
how to kiss a man.
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[ Speaks in Persian ]
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I'm Farhad.
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We've heard so much
about you, man.
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I can't believe I'm meeting you
in person.
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Yeah, I guess
I talk about you a lot.
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You do?
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Farhad: Of course,
nothing else. How's Peter?
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They're -- They're looped in
about Peter?
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Of course.
Whoa.
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Wish we could
hang out, guys,
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but we're here
on official business.
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We've got to find Chad
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a pair of the new
LeBron sneakers.
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-Mm.
-Um, here's a picture of them.
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I need to get these.
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Ooh, these are nice.
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Lamborghini quality.
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-Farhad.
-Oh.
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Who was
that black-market guy
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who sold Ervin his nice
Gucci fanny pack?
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Oh, yeah,
his name is Pasha.
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Do you think he might have
the LeBrons?
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Pasha's got it all, but he's
a man who works in the shadows.
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I could make an introduction,
though.
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No, I wouldn't want
to impose.
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[ Speaks in Persian ]
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Are you kidding?
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For you, man, anything.
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You're the man.
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Farhad joon.
[ Speaks in Persian ]
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Wait, wait, we're just
all gonna go
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to the black-market
criminal's house together?
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Yeah. Mohsen, come on,
you're coming, too.
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What?
Why is Mohsen coming?
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What's a road trip
without Mohsen?
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The guy's a bundle of fun.
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He hasn't even talked.
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Bah-bah-bah-bah!
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[ Persian song playing ]
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♪
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Hey, uh, we've been seriously
driving forever, you guys.
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Where does
this person live?
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Come on, relax, man.
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The drive is the fun part.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Chad, you know,
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your Uncle Hamid and I
go way back.
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We were in the Iranian army
together.
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Oh, my gosh, you were
in the army, Hamid?
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It's not a big deal.
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Everyone had to do it.
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Don't listen to him.
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This man is a hero.
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We got hit by a rocket.
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Eh!
He carried me to safety.
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Bah.
What?
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It was just like
"The Bodyguard,"
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and I felt
I'm like that singer.
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-What was her name?
-Whitney Houston?
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Whitney Houston!
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[ Both laughing ]
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He was carrying me.
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Stop the car!
Pull over!
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-What is it?
-Look.
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Oh, my God,
it's beautiful.
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Wow.
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It's a goddamn mini fridge,
you guys.
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I know.
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Who would leave a perfectly good
mini fridge on the highway?
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It's trash.
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It's literal trash
on the side of the road.
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Chad, it's a free fridge
on the road.
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Are we not going to take it?
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I feel like we're having
two different conversations.
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You guys, under no condition
are we bringing
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that broken-ass mini fridge
into this ca--
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♪
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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It's Pasha.
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Can you read this?
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He -- He says he only
has one pair left
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and we better hurry.
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Ah, I say
let's stop for lunch.
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I could eat.
Yeah.
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What?
No, you guys, the scary
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black-market guy said
we need to hurry!
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Chad, relax,
we're on Persian Standard Time.
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Pasha will understand.
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Besides, Mohsen
is getting hangry.
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Mm-hmm.
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He's literally
the happiest man
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I've ever seen
in my entire life.
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See?
What I tell you?
261
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,292
Guys, look, guys!
262
00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:58,598
A truck!
263
00:09:58,641 --> 00:09:59,903
Hey, man!
264
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,426
Do this!
What?
265
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,950
Do this!
266
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,604
[ Horn honks ]
267
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,823
What? No, no.
268
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:07,911
Do this!
269
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,521
[ Horn honks ]
270
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,001
Why does he keep
honking his horn?
271
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,133
This guy doesn't get it.
272
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:15,136
Come on, do this!
Do this!
273
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,094
-What are you doing?
274
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,443
-Do this!
-That?
275
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:21,272
Yeah!
He did it!
276
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:22,447
Thank you!
277
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,058
Great!
Thank you, my friend!
278
00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,320
What the hell was that?
279
00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:27,104
Why are you guys
screaming right now?
280
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,759
We're screaming
because we're happy!
281
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,239
Join us!
282
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,154
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
283
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,546
[ Laughter ]
284
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,331
Did you guys watch YouTube
last night?
285
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,767
It was crazy."Watch YouTube"?
286
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,987
There was the funniest video.
287
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:43,730
Chad, this big dog
is in a cardboard box.
288
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,079
Chad. Chad.
[ Snapping fingers ]
289
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,471
Yeah, no, I'm listening.
290
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,125
Okay, where was I?
291
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,127
Oh, okay, so the owner walks in.
292
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,129
Mohsen, Chad, Farhad, okay.
293
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,002
We're -- We're all listening
and looking at you, Hamid!
294
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,481
Just land the plane!
295
00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:59,267
What did the freakin'
big dog do?!
296
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:07,492
Whoa, Chad, baby.
297
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,712
Why are you so worried?
298
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,106
You're the coolest person
I've ever met.
299
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:15,413
And now you are going to have
the coolest shoes ever.
300
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,415
Look around you.
Life is good.
301
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,679
You should be dancing.
302
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,724
Hamid, bezan.
303
00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,334
Okay, brother!
304
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:24,988
Boom!
Come on.
305
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,686
No, wait,
please don't do this.
306
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,035
[ Persian music playing ]
No, please, please, please.
307
00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,732
Get your ass up here.
308
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:30,951
Come on.
309
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,604
Come on, Chaddy!
310
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,345
Spice it up!
311
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:35,738
We have to get the shoes!
312
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:36,870
What are you guys...
313
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,523
Come on, here,
I'll help you.
314
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:41,004
Okay, okay, I'm dancing,
I'm dancing.
315
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:44,007
♪
316
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,357
-Okay.
-Lamborghini, baby.
317
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,316
Uh-oh,
where did Chad go?
318
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:52,755
All I see is a bright,
shining George Clooney!
319
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,845
No, I'm not George Clooney.
320
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,718
-Yes, you are.
-Yes, you are.
321
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,545
Hamid: C-looney!
C-looney!
322
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,982
C-looney, oh, yeah!
323
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,200
Look at him.
324
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,289
Oh, my God, I love it!
325
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,248
Mohsen!
Whoo-hoo!
326
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,077
Chad:
Even Mohsen's doing it.
327
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,123
Yeah, Mohsen!
Okay, Mohsen!
328
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,821
[ All chanting "Mohsen!" ]
329
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,738
[ Siren wailing in distance ]
330
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,087
This is the place.
331
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,828
[ Intercom buzzes ]
332
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:24,134
Hey, Pasha?
It's Farhad.
333
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,745
Pasha: You're late.[ Gate buzzes ]
334
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,791
Is anyone else
incredibly scared?
335
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:36,364
[ Indistinct conversations
in distance ]
336
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,322
Hello?
Pasha?
337
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:46,983
♪
338
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,811
[ Indistinct conversations
continue ]
339
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:52,684
♪
340
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:53,860
-Hey!
-Ah!
341
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,122
Farhad, what the hell?
342
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:56,427
You were supposed to be here
an hour ago,
343
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,820
and who the hell
are all these people?
344
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,256
Hey, it's cool, man.
345
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:00,823
These are my friends.
346
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:04,392
This is Mohsen,
Hamid, and Chad.
347
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:07,612
That wasn't part
of the deal.
348
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,484
Stay right there.
349
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:12,008
♪
350
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,881
Okay, so, he's going to get
a gun to kill us.
351
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,231
We should probably go.
-I kind of agree with Chad.
352
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,276
I'm getting total
"kill us" energy.
353
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,887
Eh, maybe we should go.
354
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,280
Thank goodness I just went
to the farmers' market.
355
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,587
What kind of a host would I be
if I didn't have snacks?
356
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:26,849
-Oh.
-Yay!
357
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,764
My goodness,
they look so delicious.
358
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,635
Please, please, sit, sit.
359
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,115
Mi casa is my house.
360
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,900
Yo.
-Huh?
361
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,684
Does someone want hookah?
-Of course, damet garm.
362
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,120
Tight.
363
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:40,645
Hey, b-before we, like,
fully Persian out,
364
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,344
can we just get
those LeBrons?
365
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,737
Little dude gets right
to the point.
366
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:50,220
♪
367
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,135
I respect that.
368
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,963
You clearly have good taste
in sneakers,
369
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,966
and I'm gonna hook you up
with some swag to match.
370
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,620
Thank you.
371
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:07,890
♪
372
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,327
Are these the shoes?
373
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,851
These are the shoes.
374
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,591
-These are the shoes!
-These are the shoes!
375
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,680
We did it!
376
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,639
Yeah!
Oh, my gosh!
377
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,163
-Oh, Farhad!
-What do we do now?
378
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:23,340
We are gonna watch
your goddamn life change.
379
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,300
♪ Uh
380
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,606
♪ Lamb talk, unh,
yeah, lamb talk ♪
381
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:29,999
♪ Lamborghini
382
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,175
♪ Lamb talk, unh, yeah,
lamb talk ♪
383
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,177
-♪ Lambo
-♪ Lamb talk
384
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,092
-♪ Huh
-♪ Lamb talk
385
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,180
-♪ Yeah
-♪ Lamb talk
386
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,444
[ School bell rings ]
387
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,098
Yeah. It feels nice.
388
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:45,710
-They look so good.
-Keep them untucked, though.
389
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,582
Yeah, I kinda want
to keep them untucked.
390
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,931
Hey, hey.
391
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,325
Who's got the new LeBrons
and a big dick?
392
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,979
All of us.
393
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,371
Oh, cool, you got them.
394
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,897
Um, yeah.
I got -- I got the shoes.
395
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,246
-Nice.
-Man, did he?
396
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,987
I'm -- I'm pretty sure
those are fakes.
397
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,423
Shut up. What?
398
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,685
I mean, I'm pretty sure
those aren't --
399
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:04,947
those aren't real ones.
400
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,557
Those are cool, though.
-Uh-oh.
401
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:10,039
I think Joey needs to get
his eyes checked out.
402
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,649
Hope it's not cancer, man.
403
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,086
No, I-I actually think
you're right.
404
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,783
The laces seem to be
a little different than ours.
405
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,045
-Mm.
-Yeah.
406
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,351
And the swoosh
looks a little off.
407
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,743
-Yeah.
-Oh.
408
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,223
Reid: Yeah, you got
a mad tiny swoosh,
409
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,138
-like a little baby swoosh.
-A micro-swoosh.
410
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,400
-It's a little swoosh.
-It's kinda cute.
411
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,228
They're honestly exactly
your shoes.
412
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:26,795
Joey: Not quite.
Not quite.
413
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,492
They're --
They're close, though.
414
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:31,104
Did -- Did you get those
at the same store
415
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,583
that we got them
from, or...
416
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:34,890
-Yeah.
-Yeah, they sold you fakes.
417
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,371
Yeah, you should
-take them back. -I will.
418
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,809
I'm gonna storm in with a big
old attitude about it.
419
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,289
Shoot.
420
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,768
Reid: We're not trying
to make you feel bad.
421
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,728
They're just clearly
very different from ours.
422
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,122
But that's okay.
That's fine.
423
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,602
I'll see --
I'll see you guys later.
424
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:56,477
Yeah, no, just keep them
turned until Christmas...
425
00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:11,318
♪
426
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,015
[ Hits sink ]
427
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,626
[ Crying ]
428
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,672
Stupid.
429
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:23,895
♪
430
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,941
Shoot.
431
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,510
Crap!
432
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,469
I hate you!
433
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:49,834
♪
434
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,619
Hey, how'd it go?
435
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,317
Chad?
436
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,798
♪
437
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:59,366
[ Engine starts ]
438
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:02,108
What happened?
Where are your shoes?
439
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:03,718
I threw them away.
440
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:04,849
They're fakes.
441
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,764
What does this mean,
"fakes"?
442
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,331
It means they were off.
443
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,725
I should have never trusted you
in the first place.
444
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,466
Okay, so then the shoes
were off.
445
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,469
Who cares?
I do, Hamid.
446
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,253
How many times
do I have to tell you
447
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:20,126
I just want to fit in,
be like everybody else?
448
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,171
And you're making it
impossible
449
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,825
'cause you're s--
450
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,871
you're just so Persian!
451
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,699
But, Chaddy joon,
you're Persian.
452
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,179
We're Persian.
453
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,746
No, I'm not.
454
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,704
I like American things,
455
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,533
like swimming pools
and peanut butter sandwiches
456
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,492
with the crusts cut off.
457
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,842
Stop trying to make me
something different
458
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,627
and just stay away
from me, please.
459
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:47,109
You're embarrassing.
460
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,676
Okay, Chad.
461
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,243
I understand.
462
00:17:50,286 --> 00:18:04,387
♪
463
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:16,791
♪
464
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,575
Great.
465
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,229
Can't wait to see what kind
of Middle Eastern
466
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,057
world arts
and culture cuisine
467
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,278
I'm eating today.
468
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:28,368
Oh, God.
Hamid.
469
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:32,023
♪
470
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,503
Peter.
471
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,159
Peter.
472
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,857
Sorry, I was just listening
to some affirmations.
473
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,077
Turns out I'm strong.
What's up?
474
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,733
Did you know Hamid was
in the army in Iran?
475
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,169
Really?
476
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,084
Wow.
477
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,477
Just when you think
you know him,
478
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,306
he hits you with another
unexpected chapter.
479
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,047
How long
has he lived here?
480
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,746
I don't know.
481
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,444
Hamid is such an ally.
482
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:04,665
Peter, get ready to meet
483
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:08,103
some really specific
middle-aged men.
484
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,887
[ Sighs ]
485
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,108
Psst.
486
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,067
Hey, Chad, if you're here
for the mini fridge,
487
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,634
Mohsen already
called dibs.
488
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,288
Oh, I-I swear to you,
489
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,812
that is not
what I'm here for.
490
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,553
Hello, I-I'm Peter.
491
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,686
Holy shit, Peter.
492
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,644
I always thought
you'd have braces.
493
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,211
Get in here.
494
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,386
Well, here's a fun fact --
I actually used to.
495
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,649
Oh.
496
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,085
Don't worry, Chad.
497
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:36,610
I'm honoring your wishes
and keeping my distance.
498
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,569
Hamid, I am really sorry
for what I said
499
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:42,964
in my little rage spiral.
500
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,706
I didn't mean it.
501
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,577
The truth is,
I'm really happy
502
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:50,232
you're a big part
of my life.
503
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,016
It is an honor.
504
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,543
And that breaks
my heart.
505
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,022
That also doesn't mean
506
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,286
that fitting in
doesn't matter, either.
507
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:03,114
Sometimes, foreign people,
by no fault of their own,
508
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,465
legitimately get their ass
handed to them.
509
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:08,250
I totally know
what you're talking about.
510
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,861
I-I guess what
I'm trying to say is...
511
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:16,824
Hamid, will you drive me
to school tomorrow?
512
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,261
Yes.
Yes.
513
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,697
A thousand times, yes.
514
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,264
-Lamborghini, baby!
-Whoo!
515
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:25,267
Yeah!
516
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,834
-Chad.
-Chad.
517
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,749
Look at Mohsen
trying to get a selfie.
518
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,838
Peter.
Peter, he loves you.
519
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,231
Come on, Mohsen.
520
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,233
Oh, you gotta flip
the camera, Mohsen.
521
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,496
[ Man singing in Persian ]
522
00:20:36,539 --> 00:21:14,011
♪
523
00:21:14,061 --> 00:21:18,611
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