All language subtitles for Cake s04e05 Innernet.eng

(atmospheric music)

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(grunts)

(chainsaw whirring
in distance)

(grunts)

(grunts)

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Okay.

(Tommy grunts)

(speaking Mandarin)

‐I already bought a new one.
‐Ah.

‐It's out of date.
‐Ah. Out‐‐out of‐‐

Um, it's too old.

Oh, oh.

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Okay, so this is
my old login.

Oh.
The old login.

Yeah, but I made you
a new one here.

‐Oh, the password.
‐Mm‐hmm.

Mm.

Now, this is the browser
to the Internet.

Mm. Browser.
(speaks indistinctly)

You click here,

and you click there
to get to your email.

Oh, okay.
(speaking Mandarin)

Email.

‐That's it.
‐Oh.

Now you try.
Start from the beginning.

Okay, login.

Password...

Tommyhome.

Good.
Now try to get to your email.

Email.
(speaking Mandarin)

Okay.

Yeah, just wait a minute.

(sighs)

You know, I could get you
the faster Internet.

(computer beeping)

No, Mom, look, it's easy.

Oh, okay.

(cell phone vibrating)

(muttering softly)

(chuckles)

(sighs)

(muttering softly)

‐Why'd you open that?
‐Huh?

What are you looking for?

Mom, look.

Just look.

There.

Click here and there.

‐Oh.
‐Got it?

‐Mm.
‐Okay. Try it again.

Okay.

No. I got to go.

Work's crazy,
but I'll let you know.

Hey, you can always email me,
you know?

‐Just like I showed you.
‐Okay.

Yeah, it's fine.

Why do you have to ask me
all the time?

‐(laughs) Sorry.
‐(sighs)

‐Bye, Mom.
‐Bye.

(door opens, closes)

TOMMY:
No, no, Mom!

Okay, okay. Bye!

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PERSON:
Mr. Henderson?

Mr. Henderson?
Mr. Henderson?

You want to know what I did?

I took my Apple iPhone,

and I went into the texting,
and I took the autocorrect off.

You heard me right.

I took the autocorrect
off of my texting.

I'm not afraid anymore, okay?

I'm willing
to live on the edge.

I'm willing
to go over the edge.

I will misspell words
and type them

as often as I want to.

I don't care
about spelling it right.

You want to know something?

Apple has the audacity

to correct my misspellings

by letting me know
they're wrong.

It doesn't tell me
what the right option is.

It just tells me I'm wrong.

I mean, these robots,
who are they?

PERSON:
Mr. Henderson?

Whoa!

(grunting)

(groans)

NARRATOR:
He always took the first group

right at 10:00 a. m.

Howdy, folks.

NARRATOR: And he started even
before he got on the boat,

just telling them
about the lakes in Winter Park

and how this was technically

Florida's
longest‐running attraction.

Fixed location, at least.

NARRATOR: But it wasn't
until he got on the water

that he really started
to shine.

(engine turning over)

It wasn't until then
that he really felt at home...

(choral music)

Telling everyone all about
the houses and the mansions

and all
the fancy famous people

who lived there at some point,

like the founder
of Panera Bread

or various Orlando Magic
players.

Horace Grant.

NARRATOR: He had been there
for years,

and everyone knew him,

all the families,
and, of course,

the other captains,
who all looked up to him

because he told
the best stories

‐and got the biggest tips.
‐(coins rattling)

(cash register bell dings)

Tours left every 45 minutes
to an hour‐‐

always a dozen people,
always from the same dock,

always the same three lakes

connected by
the same two canals‐‐

Osceola, Virginia, Maitland.

Always the same route‐‐

Osceola, Virginia, Maitland,

over and over and over again.

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And always the same facts...

about the founder
of Panera Bread

or the Rollins College campus,
where the dean's residence

is right next door
to the senior dorms.

So, basically,
what you have here

is Animal House,
and they're living

right next door
to Dean Wormer.

(all laughing)

NARRATOR: It never changed
because he never had to

because he had found
the things that worked.

He knew the best jokes
and the most interesting facts

and he told them
over and over again.

Horace Grant.

NARRATOR: And when the day
ended, he would go to the bar

with all the other captains

and keep telling
all those same stories.

His entire life consisted
of trivia and talk

without ever
a moment of thought or quiet.

Except for once every tour

when they had to go
through the second canal,

the Venetian,
which was technically

in people's private backyards,

so he always had to go slow
and be quiet.

And it was the only time
all day

where he really
just had to sit there

with his own thoughts

and think about
what he was actually doing,

think about
this life he lived,

which consisted of nothing
but driving a boat around

in a circle and telling people
half‐true celebrity gossip.

But then the minute
would be over,

and the canal would let out,

and he would go right back
to telling them

about Tom Hanks' house
while he was down here

shooting
From the Earth to the Moon

or where Mr. Rogers lived

when he came up
with the phrase...

It's a beautiful day
in the neighborhood.

(all laughing)

NARRATOR:
Trying so hard to suppress

any real feelings and emotions
he might have,

because maybe if he stopped
talking for too long,

he would crack
and shatter

and realize just how pointless
and futile it all was.

Howdy, folks.

NARRATOR:
Or even worse‐‐

maybe all those other people
would see it, too.

All the families
and the tourists

and the other guides.

How you doin'?

Never better.

NARRATOR: And I used to watch
as he slowed down

and passed
the canal every tour.

I used to watch as he sat
uncomfortably in that silence.

And I used to always wonder,

When would he actually
break out of this monotony?

When would he say
something real for once?

Something genuine,
something meaningful?

Rather than just
another trivia fact

structured like
a throwaway joke,

rather than going on and on

like this wasn't all just
some scripted formula?

But years would pass,
and he'd never change.

He just kept on going along
with the same routine...

(engine turning over)

Horace Grant.

NARRATOR: To the point
where I even began to wonder

if maybe there was actually
something wrong with me...

that I couldn't allow this man
to exist

as a simple tour guide...

that I had to make up
some horrible backstory

when really I knew
nothing about him,

other than his job
and his favorite bar.

(laughter and chatter)

And maybe that was all fine.

Maybe he was happy.

Why was it so hard
for me to believe

that someone could
actually enjoy this life?

Why did I look
at that person having fun

and think
that they didn't understand

what living was all about,

as though
there was something noble

about depression
or existential dread?

When the truth is that
my melancholy thoughts

were just as empty
as his random trivia facts.

Just another thing
to pass the time...

To fill in the silence...

As I stood there
in my private backyard

facing that second canal,

watching him pass by

without ever saying anything,

without ever making
a single sound.

(light music)

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And if we ever did
talk to each other,

I wonder what we'd say.

if we'd talk about life
and our common struggles,

if we would tell each other

about what it was like
growing up

or how hard it is
to maintain a relationship...

(door slams)

Or if we'd go to the bar
and relax,

drink beers, and talk
about random famous people

who've passed through
Winter Park.

Horace Grant.

NARRATOR:
Maybe we'd get along.

Maybe we'd even
like each other.

Maybe we'd recognize something
brand‐new in ourselves.

If only we stepped
outside those lines,

outside that predetermined
route that took him

through Osceola, Virginia,
and Maitland,

and left me here
working from home.

If only we broke out
of that worn out script

that only gave us
the most superficial lines,

like the one about Tom Hanks
or Horace Grant

or the founder
of Panera Bread

or the one about time
and the meaning of life.

If only we had the courage

to actually do
something different

instead of sitting
in that silence

and repeating
the same thoughts and phrases

until the end of existence,

until they've lost any meaning
they once had,

until the day
someone comes along

and turns our lives
into just another trivia fact.

And did you know about
the people who lived here?

There was a tour guide
who always told the same jokes

and a woman
who lived all alone

and worked from home,

and there was a canal,
the Venetian,

except you always
had to go slow

and be quiet

because you were technically
in people's private backyards.

♪♪ ♪♪

Hey.

Hey.

(upbeat music)

♪♪ ♪♪

(dialing phone)

(line trilling)

TOMMY:
Hi, you've reached Tommy.

‐You know what to do.
‐(beep)

(sighs)

(exhales deeply)

(traditional music
playing on stereo)

♪♪ ♪♪

‐(screams)
‐(roars)

‐(grunting)
‐(bear growls)

(grunts)

(button clicks)

(computer beeps, chimes)

Okay.

(softly)
Inbox.

(muttering softly)

Tommy.

JIAZHEN: "Hi, Tommy.
How it going?

"It is your mother.

"I call you many times,
but you no call back,

so I will email."

"Call me, because typing
is slow for me.

"But if you are busy,
it's okay.

"I will type.

"How are you?
I am okay.

"Few weeks ago,
my department changed

"to computer at work.

"They say use paper too slow.

"Maybe I ask you
help teach me

because work computer
is hard."

(gasps, muttering softly)

"There's also new manager.
She's very young.

"They say she's good,
save money.

She give everyone review."

Can you describe
your job for me?

I review invoice
and prepare the orders.

Okay, that's a basic way
to put it.

Uh, how do you manage
multiple tasks?

Can you tell me
about process efficiencies

you've implemented?

Yes.

I have worked
for nine years.

I know how to do it.

But describe how.
Just give me an example.

So, when I get
a new invoice now,

I use the software to‐‐

Uh, that's not what I'm asking.
(chuckles)

Do you not understand
what I'm asking?

‐I understand.
‐I'm just looking

for redundancies
within the company.

Can you tell me
how you prioritize

the tasks you're given?

(clears throat)

(sighs)

All yours.

MANAGER:
Hmm.

(sighs)

Okay.

MANAGER: She can't even
adequately describe

her own job to me.

But she knows
how to do it.

She's a hard worker.

MANAGER: Every single person
in my graduating class

could not only do her job,
but they could do it faster.

PERSON:
Okay, she needs some time

to learn
the new computer system.

Look, you can see
her English isn't perfect,

but she understands everything.

That's the thing.
I'm not sure she does.

I'm not‐‐I'm not trying
to make this a race thing.

Uh, my dad is Hispanic.

(dialing phone)

(line trilling)

TOMMY:
Hi, you've reached Tommy.

‐You know what to do.
‐(beep)

JIAZHEN:
"Dan try to help,

"but they lay me off.

I call you,
but you no pick up."

(sighs)

"There's new manager at work.

"She give me review.

"The review was good.

"New manager said,

"'Congratulations on being

best employee
for this month.'"

You can show this
to your son.

He will be proud.

(applause, party horn blows)

JIAZHEN:
"You call me back, okay?

Mom."

(breathes deeply)

(esoteric music)

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(upbeat music)

♪♪ ♪♪

(screaming)

ANEMONE:
Wow, this is so nice.

ANEMONE 2:
It's nice.

(ethereal music)

You know, I never
get tired of this,

just looking up
at that jellyfish.

‐Makes you feel...
‐Small.

Yeah.

Have you ever, like,
thought about, you know,

what's on the other side?

The other side
of the jellyfish?

Yeah, like, what's out there
beyond it all?

Okay. (laughs)
I mean, I don't know.

‐What do you think?
‐Hey. I asked you first.

‐Just say whatever.
‐Okay. Uh, to be honest,

yeah, I don't really think
there is anything out there,

you know, not that
we can prove, anyway.

‐Hmm.
‐I mean, I think

for all intents
and purposes,

the jellyfish is all there is.

Like‐‐like, nothing at all?

Can't you just feel
that there's something, like‐‐

I don't know, like,
bigger out there,

like, don't you get
that feeling?

How do you‐‐
I'm sorry, sorry.

‐Ugh.
‐Sorry, I cut you off.

‐Yeah, no, you‐‐
‐Um, but how‐‐

how can you
know that, though?

I mean, it seems to me
that if we can't prove it,

I mean, there's very‐‐
that's very important to me.

‐No, I know it is.
‐Proof. And also, like,

I guess, my, like,
bigger question is, like,

when will you be satisfied?

You know, does there have to be
something, like,

beyond the beyond
and beyond that beyond or‐‐

‐Oh, my God.
Hey, hey, hey.

‐Hey, hey.
‐Hey, hey. "Sowwy."

No, look‐‐okay, totally, like,
I just don't think like that,

‐You know? Like, I'm like‐‐
‐Oh, yeah.

But, like, I guess
we just won't know,

and it's just kind of, like,
a fun thing to think about.

Yeah, definitely.

So what do you think
is out there, then?

Well, like, aliens
or something.

(steady music)

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JIAZHEN: I think I, um, need
to be better at a computer.

so I start to take a class.

This is why I send email.

Our teacher say we can
practice to type faster,

Okay?
So we want to send emails

to everyone we know.

Just make it part
of your regular life.

It doesn't need
to be difficult.

Do not be afraid of it.
Right? Okay.

all: Quick, ask, Zoey,
what, stops, X‐rays,

even, dogs, can't,
red, fish, vanish.

This is another example
of a great spreadsheet.

In Excel, we use functions
to manipulate

large amounts of data so that
we can figure out‐‐yes?

Sorry.
What mean function?

Oh, a function is something

‐that helps you‐‐
‐How talk English?

(both laugh)

How to grow hair?

(laughter)

JIAZHEN: The class also
help me practice my English,

which is nice.

‐I want to talk better.
‐As you can see in column A...

JIAZHEN:
My teacher Huma is very nice.

She take time after the class

and show me how to use search
on Internet.

You click on that,
and then you type in

anything you're looking for.

‐Chinese music.
‐Yeah, okay.

So I press enter, and then...

JIAZHEN: On Internet,
there's music from China.

It is nice because
there are so many

from when I was a child.

This is from
when I was a child.

‐Oh.
‐I didn't hear this many years.

(soft music playing
on computer)

♪♪ ♪♪

(volume increases)

♪♪ ♪♪

‐It's very pretty.
‐BOTH: Yeah.

There's more?

Yeah, you can‐‐
you can find almost anything.

‐Let me see.
‐Okay. Here, here you go.

♪♪ ♪♪

JIAZHEN: "I send you song‐‐
very popular when I was young.

You will like."

"♪♪ ♪♪

"Thank you for computer,
Tommy.

I think Internet
is very good."

♪♪ ♪♪

"Do you have enough to eat?

"I can make dumplings.

Mom."

(music continues)

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(upbeat music)

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BOTH:
Yes!

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