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(tranquil music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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♪♪ ♪♪
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♪♪ ♪♪
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(indistinct chatter)
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CAMPER: Whoa!
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SASQUATCH: (grunts)
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(people screaming)
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(harsh electronic music)
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CARRIE: Excuse me.
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I am Professor Dong.
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I have to use the bathroom.
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Well, we're almost there.
Can you wait an hour?
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No, I, like, really have to go.
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Well, there's a rest area
up ahead.
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It's not far, so...
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All right.
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(phone chimes and rumbles)
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Did you post a video
from your cousin's wedding?
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Maybe.
Why?
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Did she text you?
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Miranda, why in God's name
would you post that?
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Well, 'cause it was funny.
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She would like you
to take it down.
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Okay, Mom, this Carrie video
is, like, the best thing
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I've ever posted.
Okay, my account is blowing up.
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Stop.
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Your cousin
was really embarrassed.
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She doesn't need to relive
that over and over again.
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Yeah, I guarantee you
other people
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‐posted that shit too.
‐ED: Language.
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JOANNE: Listen,
she's being attacked.
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Do you think
she really deserves that
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for your online popularity?
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‐Kind of.
‐Kind of?
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Yo, she was the one who was
being all racist and shit.
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ED: Hey, language.
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Oh, my God, Dad,
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can you just back me up here?
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Well, I would say that...
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nobody is
in the right here, so...
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‐(clears throat)
‐Take it down.
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No, no,
it's my social media account.
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‐I am not asking.
‐Excuse me?
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What is this, like,
the government of China?
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You can just tell me
what I can and can't post?
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‐Ed, stop the car.
‐ED: Sure.
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Oh, my God, Dad,
don't take her‐‐Dad.
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‐JOANNE: Stop the car.
‐Oh, my God.
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‐You're being insane.
‐JOANNE: No, I am not.
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MIRANDA: Dad,
what are you doing?
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(chuckles)
Mom!
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You look crazy.
You look crazy, Mom.
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‐Hey, delete the video.
‐MIRANDA: What are you doing?
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Delete it.
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MIRANDA:
Mom, we're literally on‐‐
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‐Miranda, delete the video...
‐MIRANDA: Mom!
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JOANNE: Or I will!
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MIRANDA: Mom,
this is child abuse!
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‐ED: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
‐MIRANDA: This is child abuse!
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(electronic music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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JOANNE: Can you just stop
staring at your phone
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even for a few minutes?
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I already deleted the video.
Can you just leave me alone?
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Just look
how nice it is outside,
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and you're missing it all.
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It's a bunch of trees, Mom.
It's boring.
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You know, I think
we should ban devices
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from our cottage from now on.
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MIRANDA: Oh, my God, whatever.
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Okay, then I won't come.
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Okay, you know what?
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If you dislike us so much,
you can forget about us
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ever buying you
a phone ever again.
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Ugh.
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JOANNE: Okay?
No more upgrades,
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no more replacements
for cracked screens.
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That is your last one.
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I need to use the bathroom.
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Oh, my gosh,
we will be there soon.
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No, I need to go
to the bathroom right now.
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(upbeat pop music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(camera beeps)
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CASTING DIRECTOR: Hey, Karan.
Thanks for coming in.
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Hi.
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
You have any questions
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‐about the script at all?
‐No, I think I'm good.
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Okay, well, sorry about this,
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but we don't have a reader
for you today, so...
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Oh, that's okay,
so I'll just read with you?
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CASTING DIRECTOR: No,
I have to operate the camera.
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This schlocky show
didn't give me an assistant,
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so don't worry about it.
I rigged something up.
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Oh, uh, you rigged‐‐what is it?
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CASTING DIRECTOR: All right,
slate whenever you're ready.
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Oh, uh, okay, sure.
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Hi, I'm Karan Soni.
I'm 5'9".
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I'm reading for Adani Brockman
in "Arthur's Disaster Day."
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Arthur, hurry,
something went wrong
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with the printing machine.
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Alexa, play track one.
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ALEXA: Now playing track one.
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ARTHUR: What happened?
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You must have switched
the yearbook pages
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and your diary, which means‐‐
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Alexa, play track two.
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ALEXA: Now playing track two.
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ARTHUR: What does that mean?Let me try it again.
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What does that mean?
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You published your diary,
and now‐‐
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ARTHUR: One more.What does that mean?
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You published your diary,
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and you handed it
to the entire school,
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and Heather's reading it
right now.
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Alexa, play track three.
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ALEXA: Now playing "Bad to Me"by Carly Bubbles.
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CASTING DIRECTOR: God‐‐
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CARLY BUBBLES:♪♪ Again, it's complicated ♪♪
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CASTING DIRECTOR: Alexa.
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CARLY BUBBLES:♪♪ Forever don't exist ♪♪
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CASTING DIRECTOR: Alexa.
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Alexa, play track three.
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ALEXA: Now playingtrack three.
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ARTHUR: I'm havinga disaster of a day.
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You said it.
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Okay, Karan, that was great.
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Karen‐‐it's a K‐‐
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It's the word "car"
and the word "an"‐‐Karan.
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
It doesn't matter.
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ALEXA: Reminder,Krispy Kreme donuts
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are freshfor another 15 minutes.
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Oh, fuck, 15 minutes, yeah.
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‐Oh, hey, Karan.
‐KARAN: Oh, hey.
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‐Can I get this‐‐
‐CASTING DIRECTOR: No.
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We don't validate.
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(camera beeps)
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(owl hoots)
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(acoustic music)
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CAMPER: Hey!
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(energetic folk music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(trumpet blares)
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STEWARD: Your Highness,I'm happy to inform you
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that there's peace
and prosperity
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throughout the kingdom.
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Oh, that's just lovely.
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What a wonderful day
it's going to be.
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(wind whooshes)
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KING: Hm?
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Ah, I got a petal in my eye.
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Soldiers!
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Search the kingdom
for whomever is responsible
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and bring him to me!
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Roger that.
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‐You there!
‐(baby screams)
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‐SOLDIER: Get out!
‐MOTHER: Oh, no!
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‐PEASANT: Leave us alone!
‐SOLIDER: Do as I say!
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Capture him!
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That stone looks unturned!
Turn it!
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‐What's underneath?
‐Another stone, sir.
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Turn it again!
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We have found the perpetrator,
Your Highness.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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KING: Little flower,
for committing crimes
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against the crown,
you shall now die.
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(cheers and applause)
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Serves you right,
you pouncy petal pusher!
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Have you any last words?
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Yeah, so it was my petal,
and I'm really sorry
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to any king
who feels let down by this,
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and I'm really sorry
to my fans.
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Look, I take responsibility
for the petal,
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but the wind should be
the big culprit, right?
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I mean, he actually, like,
took it and put it
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‐in His Majesty's eye.
‐KING: Oh, the wind, huh?
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Well, I hereby call
for a ruthless,
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kingdom‐wide search
for this "the wind."
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SOLDIER:
This child looks suspicious.
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‐Take him away.
‐MOTHER: My child!
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Seize him!
Seize her!
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‐Burn it all!
‐(dragon roars)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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You are under arrest
for high treason, wind.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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Huh?
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(cheers and applause)
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What have you got to say now,
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then, you bastard blowhard,
you?
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I take these allegations
very seriously,
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and I will look
into my routines,
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but let's talk about
the real perpetrator here,
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a traitor within
the castle walls.
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KING: Alas,
who has deceived me?
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Well, it's your eyelid,
Your Majesty.
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What's been in front of you
the whole time
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has played you
like a bloody bugger.
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He failed to protect your eye
and should therefore
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be held responsible.
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(gasps)
My own eyelid.
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Arrest him, boys!
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(soldiers grunt)
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Blinking bastard!
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Wait, what?
It wasn't me!
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KING: Oh, come on.
We've got to execute someone.
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Who was it then?
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It was...um...
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foreigners!
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Oh, I knew it!
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(cheers and applause)
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Prepare for war
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against the foreigners!
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(solemn folk music)
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NARRATOR: We have beenfighting the foreigners
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for as longas anyone can remember.
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No one knowswhat started it all,
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but one thing is for certain.
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Those foreign bastardshad it coming.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(upbeat electronic music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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What is this?
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The last toilet
before we get to the cottage.
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Well, what toilet?
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There.
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(eerie music)
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(crows caw)
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Uh, that is not a toilet.
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ED: Sure it is.
Read the sign.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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Seriously?
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Well, you have to go,
don't you?
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Look, your mom and I were
just in Morocco, remember?
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And I can guarantee you
it was way worse over there.
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Here, you're gonna need these.
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Okay, boomer.
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ED: Whoa, whoa, hey,
don't call us boomers.
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We're Gen X, all right?
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Nirvana, "Slacker,"
Woodstock '94.
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We were
the original cool generation.
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I can't believe
she just called me a boomer.
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Boomer.
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This drive sucks.
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Oh, my God.
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(flies buzzing)
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(gags)
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Oh, my God.
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(sighs)
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(phones beeping)
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Oh!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
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Shit.
257
00:12:36,412 --> 00:12:37,312
(phone chimes)
258
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,380
No.
259
00:12:39,451 --> 00:12:42,391
(breathes deeply)
260
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,365
No, ugh.
261
00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:50,436
(coughs)
Oh.
262
00:12:51,676 --> 00:12:53,776
Okay.
263
00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:56,787
(straining audibly)
Oh, my God.
264
00:12:57,722 --> 00:12:59,662
(grunts)
Come on.
265
00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:00,926
Get‐‐come here.
266
00:13:00,995 --> 00:13:02,355
Come here,
come here, come here.
267
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:03,330
(grunts)
268
00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:04,699
‐(phone chimes)
‐Oh, come on.
269
00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:08,079
Oh, my God.
Don't fucking look.
270
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,392
Okay, okay.
271
00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:23,066
Okay.
272
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,686
Ew, ew, ew.
273
00:13:30,754 --> 00:13:33,494
Just‐‐all right, just‐‐
274
00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:39,095
Come on.
275
00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:42,513
Shit.
276
00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:47,018
Ugh, no.
277
00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:49,889
Okay.
278
00:13:51,763 --> 00:13:53,033
Okay.
279
00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:07,056
Okay, um...
280
00:14:21,088 --> 00:14:22,558
(sighs)
Okay.
281
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,007
Okay.
(coughs)
282
00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:36,292
(coughing)
283
00:14:40,728 --> 00:14:43,928
(whines)
Okay, okay, okay.
284
00:14:46,271 --> 00:14:47,341
Okay.
285
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,620
Okay, okay.
286
00:15:02,738 --> 00:15:04,208
(screams)
287
00:15:05,844 --> 00:15:07,384
CAMPER: Now!
288
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:15,862
CAMPER: (laughs)
Whoo‐hoo!
289
00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,771
(clattering experimentalmusic)
290
00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:25,917
♪♪ ♪♪
291
00:15:39,846 --> 00:15:46,586
♪♪ ♪♪
292
00:16:00,888 --> 00:16:07,938
♪♪ ♪♪
293
00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:27,679
(upbeat acoustic music)
294
00:16:27,741 --> 00:16:34,561
♪♪ ♪♪
295
00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:59,568
♪♪ ♪♪
296
00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:18,576
♪♪ ♪♪
297
00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:39,615
♪♪ ♪♪
298
00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:52,709
(punchy electronic music)
299
00:17:53,847 --> 00:17:56,177
(fish chanting)Deep sea predators!
300
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:57,791
Deep sea predators!
301
00:17:57,855 --> 00:17:59,055
ANGLER FISH:Yes, let me hear it!
302
00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:00,034
Deep sea predators!
303
00:18:00,092 --> 00:18:03,432
Listen, the problem
with our society
304
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,569
is that it's a society
of conformists.
305
00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:08,079
These are people
that expect you to stay
306
00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:09,182
at the bottom
of the food chain,
307
00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:11,784
wag your little tail,
and swim away
308
00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:13,289
when the bigger guys show up.
309
00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:16,992
You know what I say?
I say screw that!
310
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:19,030
Because there are
no microorganisms.
311
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,697
ANTON: Excuse me, sorry.
312
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,267
ANGLER FISH: There are
only micro attitudes.
313
00:18:24,341 --> 00:18:26,481
You know, people come
to me all the time,
314
00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:29,176
and they say, "Thanks for
the top food chain method.
315
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,120
"I'm eating organisms
twice my size,
316
00:18:31,188 --> 00:18:32,788
and I maybe have lost weight."
317
00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:34,328
(cheers and applause)
318
00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:36,804
Oh, okay, I see some new faces
in the crowd tonight.
319
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,396
Uh, yeah, you I the back
with the yellow inner organs.
320
00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:40,671
What, me?
321
00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:42,111
ANGLER FISH: What's your name?
Where you from, man?
322
00:18:42,176 --> 00:18:43,646
Oh, I'm Anton.
323
00:18:43,713 --> 00:18:46,223
I'm from the other side
of that bit of kelp over there.
324
00:18:46,284 --> 00:18:47,354
ANGLER: All right,
well, let's make some noise
325
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:48,990
for Anton from the other side
of the kelp.
326
00:18:49,057 --> 00:18:50,527
Come on, everybody,
give him a hand!
327
00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:51,364
Get him up here!
328
00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:53,098
Okay, wow, thank you.
329
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:54,325
Talk to me, man.
330
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,841
Where are you‐‐
what are you doing here?
331
00:18:55,904 --> 00:18:58,014
Well, I want
to become a better writer.
332
00:18:58,075 --> 00:18:59,405
Sometimes people
even laugh at me
333
00:18:59,477 --> 00:19:01,517
at the poetry clubs,
and I really think‐‐
334
00:19:01,582 --> 00:19:03,152
I imagine that's
not the response you want...
335
00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:04,588
‐No.
‐At the club.
336
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:05,885
Yeah, no, no.
337
00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:07,587
And so what you are telling me
is that you actually need
338
00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:10,031
to gain respect
from your peers.
339
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:11,399
ANTON: Yeah, yeah, I suppose.
340
00:19:11,468 --> 00:19:15,578
Respect, my friend,
is all about who is dominant
341
00:19:15,644 --> 00:19:18,224
in the current situation,
and I think
342
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,722
you already know
what you should do...
343
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,245
Uh...
344
00:19:21,321 --> 00:19:23,231
'Cause you're gonna eat
all those other poets.
345
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,962
‐Eat what?
‐Listen, Anton.
346
00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:26,229
Do you want to be
on the bottom,
347
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,898
or do you want to be
on the top, my friend?
348
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:29,810
I am serious.
349
00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:31,582
You could go back
to your shit life
350
00:19:31,642 --> 00:19:33,212
and be some
bottom‐feeding loser
351
00:19:33,278 --> 00:19:34,408
from the other side
of the kelp,
352
00:19:34,481 --> 00:19:35,521
but I have a feeling
you're here
353
00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:37,154
because you're the kind
of organism
354
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,730
that strives for greatness.
Am I wrong?
355
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,962
No, I want to be the best.
I really do.
356
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,430
Look at me and say it after me.
357
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:44,499
‐Huh!
‐Huh.
358
00:19:44,568 --> 00:19:46,298
‐Louder, huh!
‐Huh!
359
00:19:46,371 --> 00:19:49,611
Look at this guy.
Isn't he a deep sea predator?
360
00:19:49,678 --> 00:19:53,148
Say "I am going
to eat those other poets."
361
00:19:53,218 --> 00:19:54,218
I‐‐uh...
362
00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:56,357
Leave the weakness
behind, Anton.
363
00:19:56,425 --> 00:19:57,995
I'm going to eat
the other poets!
364
00:19:58,062 --> 00:19:59,302
I say hell yes!
365
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,274
You have witnessed the birth
of a predator, people!
366
00:20:02,336 --> 00:20:05,176
Okay, wow, whoo!
367
00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:07,052
I'm gonna eat them.
368
00:20:07,113 --> 00:20:08,623
(fish cheering)
369
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:10,723
Yeah.
370
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:11,817
(camper sobbing)
371
00:20:11,889 --> 00:20:12,789
(camera shutter clicks)
372
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,940
LUMBERJACK: (screams)
373
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:20,743
SASQUATCH: Oh.
374
00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:24,007
(upbeat music)
375
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:30,630
♪♪ ♪♪
376
00:20:40,547 --> 00:20:41,847
Hm.
377
00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:45,257
Hmm.
378
00:20:46,491 --> 00:20:49,601
(crocodile roars)
379
00:20:54,975 --> 00:21:01,685
♪♪ ♪♪
380
00:21:01,756 --> 00:21:03,226
(sighs)
381
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,832
(phone beeping)
382
00:21:08,837 --> 00:21:10,607
She better not be
sitting there on her phone.
383
00:21:10,674 --> 00:21:12,954
(chuckles)
She probably is.
384
00:21:18,088 --> 00:21:20,388
I'm just gonna check on her.
385
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,444
Ed, help me!
386
00:21:42,504 --> 00:21:45,314
‐Jesus, what is happening?
‐JOANNE: She fell in.
387
00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:46,746
ED: She fell‐‐what,
someone leave
388
00:21:46,813 --> 00:21:48,223
‐the seat up or something?
‐JOANNE: It's not funny, Ed!
389
00:21:48,282 --> 00:21:49,622
ED: Hey, I'm not trying
to be funny, Jo!
390
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,315
How else are you supposed
to fall in?
391
00:21:51,388 --> 00:21:53,188
‐JOANNE: (gasps)
‐ED: Oh!
392
00:21:53,258 --> 00:21:54,658
(gags)
Oh, it's worse than Morocco.
393
00:21:54,728 --> 00:21:55,798
‐Okay, baby!
‐ED: What, she's down there?
394
00:21:55,864 --> 00:21:58,344
‐JOANNE: Yeah‐‐Miranda?
‐ED: Sweetie?
395
00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:01,012
Honey, we're gonna get
you out, okay?
396
00:22:01,074 --> 00:22:02,914
Oh, my God, she's unconscious.
397
00:22:02,978 --> 00:22:07,518
Oh, my God,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
398
00:22:07,588 --> 00:22:11,258
Okay, I can't‐‐
okay, I'm gonna grab her arms.
399
00:22:11,328 --> 00:22:13,598
‐Yes, you hold my legs.
‐Okay.
400
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,596
And then I'm gonna‐‐
you're gonna pull us back up.
401
00:22:15,670 --> 00:22:17,210
‐Wait, what?
‐Hold my legs!
402
00:22:17,273 --> 00:22:18,513
‐Okay, okay!
‐Okay, got 'em?
403
00:22:18,576 --> 00:22:19,906
‐Do you have them?
‐Yes, got your legs.
404
00:22:19,979 --> 00:22:21,249
Okay, do not drop me.
405
00:22:21,314 --> 00:22:22,254
I won't.
406
00:22:22,316 --> 00:22:23,486
Okay, oh, God.
407
00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:25,563
ED: Oh, wow.
408
00:22:25,624 --> 00:22:28,764
JOANNE: (straining)
409
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:32,000
Okay...
410
00:22:32,069 --> 00:22:34,509
(coughing)
411
00:22:34,575 --> 00:22:36,405
Okay, I got her!
412
00:22:36,478 --> 00:22:37,508
Okay.
413
00:22:37,581 --> 00:22:38,521
‐JOANNE: Pull, Ed!
‐Pulling.
414
00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:40,153
‐JOANNE: Ed, pull!
‐Pulling!
415
00:22:40,219 --> 00:22:42,889
Pull, Ed!
(coughs)
416
00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:45,758
‐(straining audibly)
‐JOANNE: Pull harder!
417
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,969
(coughing)
418
00:22:50,039 --> 00:22:51,879
Here we go.
Got you.
419
00:22:51,943 --> 00:22:54,853
(gags)
Ed, pull.
420
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,885
(straining audibly)
Pulling!
421
00:22:57,955 --> 00:22:59,885
(coughing)
422
00:23:01,394 --> 00:23:03,074
Ugh!
Jo?
423
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,370
Jo, you have
to pull yourself up!
424
00:23:06,438 --> 00:23:07,938
(soft dramatic music)
425
00:23:08,008 --> 00:23:10,178
Jo, my grip is slipping!
426
00:23:10,246 --> 00:23:12,016
♪♪ ♪♪
427
00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:13,193
Jo!
428
00:23:13,252 --> 00:23:15,392
♪♪ ♪♪
429
00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:26,511
Hey‐‐hey, guys?
430
00:23:28,348 --> 00:23:29,518
Oh, no.
431
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:33,492
(upbeat music)
432
00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:40,569
♪♪ ♪♪
433
00:24:24,193 --> 00:24:27,173
‐(clear music)‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪
434
00:24:27,223 --> 00:24:31,773
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