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(sound of water splashing)
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(snort)
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(ahem)
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‐(wind whooshing)
‐Whoa...whoa...
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WOMAN: Aah!
Aah!
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(overlapping screams)
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MAN: Aah!
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(siren wailing)
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(energetic music)
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(mellow music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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WENDY: Of course,
immediately after the date,
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Carrie texts me:
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"I think he's the one."
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‐GUESTS: Aw...
‐Aw.
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TOMMY: Jae also texted me
after the date.
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He said,
"Yo, you hungry, bro?"
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‐(laughter)
‐No, you didn't!
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‐No, I‐I did.
I was hungry! What?
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WENDY: He is always hungry.
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(scattered laughs)
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But seriously,
I'm just so happy
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the two of you
found each other.
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The way you guys
look at each other,
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it's just...
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I'm still hoping
one of my Tinder dates
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will turn out that way.
(chuckles)
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Won't be waiting
with bated breath.
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Um...so, uh,
I'd like to make a toast.
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To Carrie and Jae.
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‐MAN: Carrie and Jae.
‐You guys are just
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truly meant for each other.
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‐TOMMY: We love you.
‐WENDY: Love you guys.
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‐BOTH: Cheers.
‐Hear, hear.
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‐GUESTS: Cheers.
‐(whispering) I love you.
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(whispering)
I love you too.
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(applause)
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All right.
Thank you so much.
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To the maid of honor
and the best man right there,
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thank you for that
wonderful speech.
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Uh, you know, fun fact,
the, uh,
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best man Tommy here‐‐
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he used to date the bride
a long time ago.
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You're still the best man,
huh?
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I don't know what thing
you guys got goin' on,
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but I like it.
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Okay, uh, anyway,
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we have a fun throwback
video for you guys,
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so I can stop talking and...
get to drinkin'.
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‐Thank God. Okay.
‐(light laughter)
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(light jazz music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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‐Aw.
‐Holy crap, you're so cute.
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‐How can anyone not love you?
‐(chuckles)
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(jazzy music continues)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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MAN: Yo, Carrie.
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Do your impressionof Professor Dong.
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‐WOMAN: Do it, do it!‐(laughter)
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(exaggerated accent)Escuse me...
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‐WOMAN: Yes!‐I am Profassor Dong.
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‐(laughter)‐CARRIE: Why you laugh?
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Why you laugh?This class is serious!
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You must respectthe professor.
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There will be no laughing!
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(guests murmuring)
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You must geta hundred percent...
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‐(softly) Oh, my God.
‐CARRIE: In matematics!
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(whimpers)
Ohh...
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‐(laughter, chatter)‐CARRIE: Why you laugh?
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(softly) Can you get them
to turn it off?
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‐Jae. Jae.
‐What?
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Please get them
to turn it off.
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Okay, yeah, yeah,
I got it.
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CARRIE:You must be respectful!
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Oh my God.
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Uh, can you stop this?
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‐Oh. Yeah.
‐Yeah.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha‐‐
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‐(both laughing)
‐Nice one, cuz!
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(continue laughing)
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Okay, okay, uh,
th‐that was cute, right?
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Uh, little Jae and Carrie.
(chuckles)
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Whoo!
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Where's the dessert, hmm?
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I'm gonna find
the dessert person.
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W‐we should get
some dessert.
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I'm‐‐I'm gonna find
the dessert.
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(guests whispering)
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I‐‐
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(energetic music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(hard rock music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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I know, it's like
what did he expect‐‐
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not being hung,
drawn, and quartered?
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(laughing)
That is horrible!
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(both chuckling)
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Ohh...I must admit,
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it is a huge relief
meeting someone
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who I can just
have a laugh with.
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It's a nice change from all
the creeps I've been meeting.
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It's just been so tough.
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I'm sorry
you've been through that.
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Honestly.
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(low background chatter)
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Anyway, what else do you do,
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apart from...
tell horrible stories?
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‐(both laughing)
‐They weren't that horrible.
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Uh, no, well, uh,
I'm a knight's sort of man.
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Um...really into
the jousting scene.
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Huge Evil Druid supporter.
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‐And then, um‐‐
‐Wait‐‐what?
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(laughs) Oh, right.
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Yeah, I know, jousting.
It's kinda mainstream.
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Sorry, you support
the Evil Druid
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that's‐‐that's walking
around our town
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turning people
into snakes?
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(ominous music)
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(chortling)
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(ominous chorus singing)
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Kay, right, yeah.
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You're an Evil Druid skeptic.
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That's fine‐‐we don't have to
agree on everything.
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(stammering) I‐‐
Are you insane?
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He's literally killing
innocent people!
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Uh, not killing.
Turning into snakes.
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Besides,
he's part of our culture.
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Just look at our flag.
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(fanfare)
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‐I just‐‐I‐‐
‐I mean, he's the foundation
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of our entire economy.
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‐(genteel music)
‐Ha ha. Look, Mom.
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I'm the Evil Druid!
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MAN: It just wouldn't bethe same without him.
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Mm, these oats are great,
by the way.
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I saw my own mother
turned into snakes
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before my very eyes.
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Can we just go back
to, like...
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three minutes ago and forget
about this Evil Druid stuff,
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do you think?
It would just be so silly
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to let such a small
difference of opinion‐‐
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‐Not really a small‐‐
‐I really like you.
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Okay?
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Listen.
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I've rendered
this new tapestry.
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It's got pretty good reviews.
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I was thinking maybe we could
take this back to my place...
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(genteel pipe music)
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(sighs)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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‐(whooshing)
‐Uhh‐‐
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Aah!
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♪♪ ♪♪
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Help!
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‐(horn blows)
‐Help!
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Help!
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(light, cheerful music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(cheerful music continues)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(cheerful music continues)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(cheerful music continues)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(cheerful music continues)
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(not audible)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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MILLER: As a psychologist,
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my unicorn is a man.
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Full‐grown.
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He'd be CEO
of Goldman Sachs, maybe.
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He sucks his thumb
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and dreams of suckling
at his mother's breast.
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He would go to the bathroom
during work,
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take his nipples,
squeeze them
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as he looks into his
own eyes
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and say, "Mommy."
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And I have‐‐
I have friends
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who have caught
that unicorn.
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It's more common
than you'd think, but I never‐‐
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they don't come to me.
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(funky music)
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♪♪ Babe take me by the hand ♪♪
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♪♪ But not becausewe've plenty ♪♪
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Carrie, I swear...we reviewed
all the photos they used.
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That was not in there.
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‐I would never have put‐‐
‐Yeah, none of us saw it.
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‐WENDY: I'm so sorry.
‐How did it get in there?
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I have no idea.
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JAE:
We'll figure it out.
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‐(whimpering)
‐WENDY: We're gonna
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figure it out, Carrie.
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‐Are you‐‐
‐(whispers) I got it, I got it.
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‐It's fine.
‐WENDY: Yeah.
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‐It's fine. It's fine.
‐Okay.
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‐That was terrible.
‐Yeah, of course!
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(breathing deeply)
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(whimpering)
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Okay, hey, hey,
hey, hey.
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Babe‐‐
Uh, do you mind?
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I just want you to know
that video was like
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from nine years ago.
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I‐I was so drunk,
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and we were just making fun
of our asshole professor,
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and...(sighs).
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I know it was insensitive
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and that it was super racist,
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and I'm just so sorry
you saw that.
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(crying) And I know...
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if you're mad,
I‐I totally understand,
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and I'm just‐‐it's‐‐
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(whispers)
It's inexcusable.
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Okay, uh...
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It's okay.
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I‐it's okay.
I'm not, uh...
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I'm not mad.
I promise.
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All right?
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It was...a long time ago.
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I mean, God, I did a lotta
stupid shit in college
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too, right?
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And look, uh, trust me.
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My parents have said
way more offensive shit
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‐than you ever could.
‐(laughs)
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Mm. I love you.
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I love you too.
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(sniffling)
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Do I have to go
back out there?
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Well, yeah, I mean,
it's our wedding, right?
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‐(groans)
‐Let's just promise
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to never show that video
to our future kids.
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For both the accent
and the hair.
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‐'Cause...yeah.
‐(laughing)
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‐Right? Yeah.
‐Okay.
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How's my makeup?
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You look great, baby.
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(inhales)
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(low chatter)
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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(chatter trails off)
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Hi, honey.
You're doin' great.
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JAE: It's okay.
It's fine.
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Uh, hey, guys,
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I had written on the schedule
right now
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bride and groom
visit each table
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and have a toast.
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‐CARRIE: Uh‐uh.
‐JAE: Yeah.
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Maybe‐‐maybe
we should skip that.
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‐Yeah, yeah.
‐Can you start the music?
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The music, yeah.
Quiet as can be in here.
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Hey, fellas, uh,
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you guys mind
jumpin' up on there now?
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You know, do what you do, okay?
Just lighten the mood.
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‐Yeah, yeah.
‐Okay.
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Save the night.
Thank you.
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‐(upbeat music)
‐Come on, everybody.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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Let's have a little fun
out there!
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♪♪ ♪♪
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MAN: Who wants to dance?
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‐Can we talk for a second?
‐Yeah, we're just getting ready
262
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‐for the first dance.
‐Yeah, well,
263
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,770
this is important, so...
264
00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:27,365
‐♪♪ You think that I'm just ♪♪
‐Fine.
265
00:12:27,437 --> 00:12:29,437
♪♪ I'm just chasin'the sunset ♪♪
266
00:12:29,506 --> 00:12:31,636
Carrie needs to apologize.
267
00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,608
‐Come on, Young‐Ae.
‐Are you gonna set the example
268
00:12:33,677 --> 00:12:35,477
to these young kids
that that kinda behavior
269
00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:36,775
can occur in public...
‐Okay, okay‐‐
270
00:12:36,846 --> 00:12:38,416
And the perpetrator
can just brush it off
271
00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:39,751
and sweep it under the rug?
272
00:12:39,816 --> 00:12:41,916
Okay, look, it was a joke,
obviously a joke,
273
00:12:41,985 --> 00:12:43,445
and it was
a long time ago,
274
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,920
and she is not
brushing it off.
275
00:12:44,988 --> 00:12:47,218
She apologized to me,
and I said that it was fine.
276
00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:49,430
Okay, well, she needs to
apologize to everyone here,
277
00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:51,292
because everyone
had to witness her racism.
278
00:12:51,361 --> 00:12:53,001
Oh, uh, Carrie
is not a racist.
279
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,233
Oh, she's not a racist?
Really?
280
00:12:55,298 --> 00:12:56,768
Did you‐‐did you see
the video?
281
00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:58,903
(whispering) Yes, yes,
yes, I saw the video.
282
00:12:58,969 --> 00:13:00,539
Everyone saw the video.
283
00:13:00,603 --> 00:13:02,443
And I have been with her
for six years...
284
00:13:02,505 --> 00:13:04,405
‐Oh, my God.
‐And, hey, those 15 seconds
285
00:13:04,474 --> 00:13:06,244
don't define who she is.
286
00:13:06,309 --> 00:13:08,709
I can't believe
you're defending her.
287
00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:10,548
Um...she's my wife,
288
00:13:10,613 --> 00:13:12,453
and in case you haven't
noticed, this is my wedding,
289
00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:14,215
okay, not your
Twitter account.
290
00:13:14,284 --> 00:13:15,854
Hey, what is that
supposed to mean?
291
00:13:15,919 --> 00:13:17,549
It means stop making this
about yourself.
292
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:19,120
No, no, no,
this isn't about me.
293
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,019
Ha ha ha. You are
using this situation
294
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,391
to make yourself feel
important, like you always do.
295
00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:25,860
You hijack everything
so your opinion can be heard.
296
00:13:25,929 --> 00:13:27,029
Okay, you know what?
297
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,727
At least I stand up
for my people, okay?
298
00:13:28,798 --> 00:13:30,628
You always acted white,
wanted to be white,
299
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,340
‐gave yourself a white name...
‐Oh, gave myself a white name.
300
00:13:32,402 --> 00:13:34,002
And look‐‐
now you're marrying white!
301
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,570
‐Oh, s‐‐
‐Hey, what's going on here?
302
00:13:35,639 --> 00:13:37,409
Yeah, you need to apologize
to everyone here.
303
00:13:37,474 --> 00:13:39,014
Uh, no, she doesn't.
Baby, no, you don't.
304
00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:40,575
You're silencing me?
305
00:13:40,644 --> 00:13:43,254
Excuse me‐‐I will cancel
this wedding so fast.
306
00:13:43,313 --> 00:13:44,713
Yo, snowflake,
307
00:13:44,781 --> 00:13:46,351
don't be so sensitive,
all right?
308
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:47,446
Everyone else
is having a good time.
309
00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:48,847
Bobby, stay out of it,
please.
310
00:13:48,918 --> 00:13:52,358
Ooh, I'm sorry for
my toxic masculinity,
311
00:13:52,422 --> 00:13:53,792
but I feel like
Jae's sister here
312
00:13:53,857 --> 00:13:56,187
is throwing microaggressions
at me, right?
313
00:13:56,259 --> 00:13:58,859
Right?
(laughs)
314
00:13:58,928 --> 00:14:01,558
Guys, it was a joke.
315
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:02,831
Chill!
316
00:14:02,899 --> 00:14:06,139
(music continues)
317
00:14:06,202 --> 00:14:07,842
‐Really?
‐Oh! No, no, no, no!
318
00:14:07,904 --> 00:14:09,674
(overlapping shouting)
319
00:14:15,745 --> 00:14:16,675
(bang bang)
320
00:14:16,746 --> 00:14:17,846
(bang)
321
00:14:19,716 --> 00:14:22,446
‐(genteel pipe music)
‐I know that he's, like, funny
322
00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:24,950
and interesting
and good looking,
323
00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:26,789
and...(sighs)
I don't know.
324
00:14:26,854 --> 00:14:28,724
It's just this
Evil Druid thing.
325
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,930
Why does it have to be
such a big deal, though?
326
00:14:30,992 --> 00:14:33,262
I mean, is it‐‐is it
the most important thing
327
00:14:33,328 --> 00:14:34,698
in the world?
328
00:14:34,762 --> 00:14:36,662
Well, like‐‐(huffs)
if it was just the Evil Druid,
329
00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:38,431
that's one thing,
but he's also started
330
00:14:38,499 --> 00:14:40,499
banging on about
how great and cleansing
331
00:14:40,568 --> 00:14:42,498
the Eagle of Fire is.
332
00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:46,570
EAGLE: Who shall burn?
333
00:14:46,641 --> 00:14:48,381
Do I really wanna date
someone
334
00:14:48,443 --> 00:14:51,453
who can support something that
flew out of the pits of hell
335
00:14:51,512 --> 00:14:53,152
to destroy humanity?
336
00:14:53,214 --> 00:14:56,324
I mean, he‐‐he donates money
to the damn thing!
337
00:14:56,384 --> 00:14:58,224
Every little bit
338
00:14:58,286 --> 00:15:00,656
counts!
339
00:15:00,722 --> 00:15:03,192
You're not going...
340
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:05,827
to find, babe, this person
341
00:15:05,893 --> 00:15:08,633
who wants to overthrow
the Evil Druid,
342
00:15:08,696 --> 00:15:10,326
who wants to defeat
the Eagle of Fire,
343
00:15:10,398 --> 00:15:12,028
who wants to banish
the King of Frost
344
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,970
back to his ice castle.
345
00:15:15,036 --> 00:15:17,136
And, you know, massage
your entire body every night.
346
00:15:17,205 --> 00:15:18,835
‐It's just not going to happen.
‐That would be lovely.
347
00:15:18,906 --> 00:15:20,506
‐That would be lovely.
‐Yeah, it would be,
348
00:15:20,575 --> 00:15:22,005
‐but it ain't happening.
‐But actually, please,
349
00:15:22,076 --> 00:15:24,006
don't get me started
on the King of Frost.
350
00:15:24,078 --> 00:15:26,348
This morning, he said
he found his ideas
351
00:15:26,414 --> 00:15:27,784
interesting.
352
00:15:27,849 --> 00:15:31,389
(weakly) I'm...so...cold...
353
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,322
I just‐‐I just feel
you should be so happy
354
00:15:34,389 --> 00:15:36,319
that you found someone.
355
00:15:36,391 --> 00:15:39,061
I mean, you know,
356
00:15:39,127 --> 00:15:43,297
you were pretty miserable
when you were single.
357
00:15:43,364 --> 00:15:45,734
Hmm. I guess.
358
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,040
(genteel pipe music)
359
00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:52,073
Premium donors
get free T‐shirts!
360
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:53,680
♪♪ ♪♪
361
00:15:54,342 --> 00:15:56,212
‐ ♪♪ Gimme another chance ♪♪
362
00:15:56,277 --> 00:15:58,207
♪♪ ♪♪
363
00:15:58,279 --> 00:15:59,779
♪♪ Gimme another chance ♪♪
364
00:15:59,847 --> 00:16:03,317
(mellow instrumentals)
365
00:16:03,384 --> 00:16:10,164
♪♪ ♪♪
366
00:16:13,895 --> 00:16:14,925
(dinging)
367
00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:18,601
(dinging)
368
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:21,071
(dinging)
369
00:16:21,135 --> 00:16:26,635
♪♪ ♪♪
370
00:16:28,276 --> 00:16:30,946
(bam bam)
(dinging)
371
00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:37,522
♪♪ ♪♪
372
00:16:38,386 --> 00:16:39,616
(dinging)
373
00:16:46,828 --> 00:16:47,858
(dinging)
374
00:16:51,132 --> 00:16:53,902
(mellow music continues)
375
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:58,038
♪♪ ♪♪
376
00:16:58,106 --> 00:16:59,136
(ding)
377
00:17:13,021 --> 00:17:19,061
♪♪ ♪♪
378
00:17:20,962 --> 00:17:22,462
(dinging)
379
00:17:23,364 --> 00:17:24,904
(dinging)
380
00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:36,909
(blip blip blip blip)
381
00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:40,976
(eerie sounds)
382
00:17:41,049 --> 00:17:42,779
(silence)
383
00:17:43,451 --> 00:17:45,221
(blip)
384
00:17:45,286 --> 00:17:46,246
♪♪ ♪♪
385
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,490
(dinging)
386
00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:53,633
‐(mellow music)
‐(dinging)
387
00:17:54,996 --> 00:17:56,156
(whoosh, beep)
388
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,230
(dinging)
389
00:17:57,298 --> 00:18:01,198
(music echoing)
390
00:18:01,269 --> 00:18:08,079
♪♪ ♪♪
391
00:18:18,052 --> 00:18:19,452
(beep)
392
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,020
(dinging)
393
00:18:34,535 --> 00:18:37,105
(bird twittering)
394
00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:40,071
(energetic music)
395
00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:46,081
♪♪ ♪♪
396
00:18:46,147 --> 00:18:48,217
Sorry, are you looking
at these tapestries?
397
00:18:48,282 --> 00:18:50,822
They're completely
jumping the shark, right?
398
00:18:51,686 --> 00:18:53,756
I think I'm just
gonna go to bed.
399
00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:55,121
Oh.
400
00:18:55,189 --> 00:18:57,789
Is everything...okay?
401
00:18:57,859 --> 00:18:59,489
Yeah.
402
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,200
Right. Okay, well,
403
00:19:01,262 --> 00:19:02,832
I‐‐pfft‐‐it's only just 9:00,
404
00:19:02,897 --> 00:19:04,397
so I think I'm gonna
head into town.
405
00:19:04,465 --> 00:19:06,225
The Demon Rabbit
is going to execute
406
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:09,240
a bunch of savages from
the Sunflower Harmony tribe.
407
00:19:09,303 --> 00:19:10,543
‐(sighs)
‐(huffs)
408
00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:12,305
It's a charity thing.
409
00:19:12,373 --> 00:19:14,143
It's to support city watchmen
410
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,378
who've been fired
for excessive violence, and‐‐
411
00:19:16,444 --> 00:19:19,014
Oh, well, give them
my best.
412
00:19:21,082 --> 00:19:23,222
That's really hurtful,
you know?
413
00:19:23,284 --> 00:19:27,164
Yeah. Chopping people's
heads off is really hurtful.
414
00:19:27,221 --> 00:19:30,261
Okay, and when you make fun of
me like that, with your...
415
00:19:30,325 --> 00:19:33,025
sarcasm...it hurts.
416
00:19:33,094 --> 00:19:36,334
You know how insecure I am.
I just‐‐I just feel...
417
00:19:36,397 --> 00:19:38,067
I never treat you
like that.
418
00:19:38,132 --> 00:19:39,702
I let you have your opinions
419
00:19:39,767 --> 00:19:41,297
‐without trying to change you.
‐The things you say
420
00:19:41,369 --> 00:19:42,569
are just so...
(sighs)
421
00:19:42,637 --> 00:19:45,167
the Sunflower Harmony Tribe
aren't savages.
422
00:19:45,239 --> 00:19:49,139
They literally worship the
goddamn Sunflower of Harmony!
423
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,780
And see? See?
There you go,
424
00:19:50,845 --> 00:19:52,745
just overwhelming me
with facts.
425
00:19:52,814 --> 00:19:54,884
Just because you know stuff.
426
00:19:56,184 --> 00:19:59,224
You can make me feel
really stupid, you know?
427
00:19:59,287 --> 00:20:01,017
It's what I believe.
428
00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:03,789
I'm sorry, but I don't know
how to express it without‐‐
429
00:20:03,858 --> 00:20:06,228
Please, I just‐‐
I really love you,
430
00:20:06,294 --> 00:20:09,964
and I respect you, and I'm
just trying to make it work.
431
00:20:10,031 --> 00:20:12,731
It feels like if‐‐
if you're not judging me,
432
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,040
you're just being distant,
and we got into this pattern,
433
00:20:15,103 --> 00:20:18,573
and I...I don't know
if I can keep doing this.
434
00:20:18,639 --> 00:20:21,079
I'm sorry.
435
00:20:21,142 --> 00:20:24,182
‐(sniffling) So am I.
‐I hate being like this.
436
00:20:24,245 --> 00:20:27,775
I really wanna
make this work, just...
437
00:20:27,849 --> 00:20:30,149
just tell me what I need to do.
438
00:20:33,721 --> 00:20:35,561
All right, all right,
oh, oh‐‐
439
00:20:35,623 --> 00:20:36,863
hey, okay.
440
00:20:36,924 --> 00:20:39,364
Where are my city watchmen at?
441
00:20:39,427 --> 00:20:40,827
There they are!
City watchmen
442
00:20:40,895 --> 00:20:43,155
in the house tonight!
Okay.
443
00:20:43,231 --> 00:20:44,301
(crowd cheering)
444
00:20:44,365 --> 00:20:46,795
It's a flier!
445
00:20:46,868 --> 00:20:48,868
‐Yes! Oh, my God.
‐Whoa! Did you see the head?
446
00:20:48,936 --> 00:20:50,506
‐Ah, well done.
‐(laughing) Yeah, thank you.
447
00:20:50,571 --> 00:20:52,071
Lucky catch!
448
00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:53,940
Oh, my God, we should
put this on a spike
449
00:20:54,008 --> 00:20:55,108
next to our bed!
450
00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:57,506
‐Oh, u‐unless‐‐
‐No, it's‐‐it's fine.
451
00:21:00,348 --> 00:21:01,818
Everything's fine.
452
00:21:01,883 --> 00:21:03,453
‐(end chords)‐(screaming)
453
00:21:03,518 --> 00:21:06,088
(backup beeping)
454
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,709
Aah!
455
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,643
(background chatter)
456
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:19,209
(soft music)
457
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:23,649
♪♪ ♪♪
458
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,187
(chirruping)
459
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:31,422
♪♪ ♪♪
460
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,929
(tooting)
461
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,966
(tooting)
462
00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:44,442
♪♪ ♪♪
463
00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:48,676
(chirruping)
464
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,542
MAN: What's the big idea?
465
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,910
(laughter)
466
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,292
(moody music)
467
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:05,462
♪♪ ♪♪
468
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:13,896
(trumpeting)
469
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:21,311
♪♪ ♪♪
470
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:24,635
(mellow tune)
471
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:27,951
♪♪ ♪♪
472
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,024
‐Should we keep playing?
‐Yeah, yeah, just keep going.
473
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:33,194
‐(overlapping shouting)
‐BOBBY: What'd I do? What?
474
00:22:33,253 --> 00:22:34,423
What? What? What?
475
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,757
‐YOUNG‐AE: Move! I need to‐‐
‐BOBBY: What? What?
476
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,355
‐YOUNG‐AE: Let go!
‐BOBBY: Hey!
477
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:43,157
‐As Carrie's mother...
‐CARRIE: (sniffling)
478
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:46,629
on behalf of my entire family,
479
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,470
I just wanted to reiterate
480
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:52,965
that we are all going to
take time to...
481
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,379
reflect on our words
and actions.
482
00:22:56,977 --> 00:22:59,647
I think we've learned
something here today.
483
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:03,883
And I hope that the joining
together of our families
484
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:08,150
will continue to teach us
how to be understanding.
485
00:23:10,357 --> 00:23:12,327
I fully apologize
486
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,492
on behalf of Carrie
487
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,001
and our entire family.
488
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,197
‐Carrie?
‐(whimpering)
489
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,466
(whispering)
490
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:27,973
Thank you.
491
00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:30,011
On behalf of my family,
492
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:33,176
we fully accept your apology
and look forward to
493
00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,016
further learning
opportunities with you.
494
00:23:41,054 --> 00:23:44,424
(continues clapping)
495
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:51,401
‐(mellow music playing)
‐JAE: Oh, already?
496
00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:54,134
Okay. Okay.
(laughs)
497
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:57,338
‐Hey! Hey...
‐GUEST: Congratulations.
498
00:23:57,404 --> 00:23:58,844
♪♪ ♪♪
499
00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,905
White wine, please.
500
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:04,712
(light laugh)
Sure could use a drink.
501
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:07,448
Oh, please! Okay.
502
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,784
Me pay for all this alcohol.
503
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,689
But everybody leaving early.
504
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,752
Such a shame.
505
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,961
So I drink a lot!
(chuckling)
506
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,593
Yes.
507
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:21,458
Things got really, uh,
silly,
508
00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,558
but we are deeply sorry.
509
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,670
A‐and when I say silly,
510
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,202
I don't mean to say
that discrimination
511
00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:30,238
‐is silly.
‐No, I understand.
512
00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:31,373
Thank you.
513
00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:33,138
Oh, okay, good.
514
00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:34,306
I didn't want you
to think that‐‐
515
00:24:34,374 --> 00:24:37,514
No, no, no‐‐Jae's mom
and I, we don't care.
516
00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,777
We never care about race.
517
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,046
Young‐Ae, she...
518
00:24:42,115 --> 00:24:44,345
think everything is racist,
so I don't know.
519
00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:45,617
She's too sensitive.
520
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:48,285
Young people just wanna
find offense with everything.
521
00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:50,915
Yeah, you know,
my wife tell Jae,
522
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,561
you can marry anyone
you want.
523
00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:55,857
white or Asian‐‐
524
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:58,059
doesn't matter.
525
00:24:58,131 --> 00:25:01,401
Just not brown
or Black people.
526
00:25:01,468 --> 00:25:02,468
You know?
527
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:11,038
What a rude family.
528
00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:14,751
(band continues playing)
529
00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:19,289
(Empress Of's"All For Nothing")
530
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:20,492
♪♪ ♪♪
531
00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:23,363
‐ ♪♪ I like to ♪♪
532
00:25:23,423 --> 00:25:25,533
♪♪ Keep my ♪♪
533
00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:28,562
♪♪ Stories untold ♪♪
534
00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:30,458
♪♪ You like ♪♪
535
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:33,730
♪♪ To push me ♪♪
536
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,400
♪♪ Around till I fold ♪♪
537
00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:40,169
♪♪ Our paradise ♪♪
538
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,710
♪♪ Of fool's gold ♪♪
539
00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:47,777
♪♪ I like to ♪♪
540
00:25:47,847 --> 00:25:49,977
♪♪ Know,all I wanna know ♪♪
541
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:53,020
♪♪ Is it all for nothin' ♪♪
542
00:25:53,086 --> 00:25:54,986
♪♪ We'll be ♪♪
543
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:58,055
♪♪ Could be,all I wanna know ♪♪
544
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:00,934
♪♪ Is it all for nothin' ♪♪
545
00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:04,504
♪♪ Can we be free ♪♪
546
00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:07,574
♪♪ All I wanna know,is it all for nothin' ♪♪
547
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:12,314
♪♪ ♪♪
548
00:26:12,372 --> 00:26:15,412
♪♪ All I wanna knowis it all for nothin' ♪♪
549
00:26:15,475 --> 00:26:20,105
♪♪ ♪♪
550
00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:22,781
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551
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