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(upbeat jazzy music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(slurps)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(mysterious music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(groans questioningly)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(distorted slurping)
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(upbeat jazzy music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(alarm beeping)
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(all scream)
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(machine whirring)
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‐(gulps)
‐(all scream)
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(upbeat music)
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Don't‐‐get out!
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(keyboard clacking)
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(chuckles)
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(phone chimes)
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(phone dings)
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(keyboard clacking)
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(phone dings)
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(keyboard clacking)
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(chill techno music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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Yeah, you should come
on Tuesdays.
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Has an open mic I try to do
every week.
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‐Wow.
‐Yeah.
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You...let me guess, you...sing.
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‐Yeah.
‐Yes!
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‐I'm really bad.
‐(both laugh)
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I always wanted to be
a musician growing up,
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but was too lazy
to learn the guitar.
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WENDY: Classic.
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So the open mic just forces me
to practice.
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Yeah.
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I like that.
(chuckles)
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So you're gonna
serenade me later, right?
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Ooh, I don't know.
On the first date?
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Just kidding. Please don't.
(laughs)
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PARKER: Well, I can‐‐I mean,
I can if you want me to.
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That would be
so horrifically uncomfortable.
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I mean, I'm easy.
I'm not that easy.
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Good morning.
(laughs)
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Good morning.
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What time is it?
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Oh, I don't know.
Let me check.
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It's a quarter after 9:00.
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Ooh, shit!
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I was supposed to be at work
15 minutes ago.
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‐Oh, jeez.
‐Oh, shit.
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I can get dressed super quick.
No problem.
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Yeah, I gotta call you an Uber.
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‐Is it actually‐‐shit, it is.
‐Okay, yeah.
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‐Sorry about this.
‐WENDY: The worst.
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‐Yeah.
‐WENDY: Yeah, sorry.
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This was brutal.
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That's okay.
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Okay. Thank you for this.
(laughs)
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I will get out of your hair.
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Do you...
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maybe wanna hang out
this week, or...
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‐Yeah.
‐The next one?
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Yeah, sure I do.
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Cool. Okay.
I will talk to you later.
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All right.
I'll see you later.
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‐WENDY: Bye.
‐See ya.
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(sighs)
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(sighs)
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(phone chimes)
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(upbeat music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(rock music)
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SINGERS: ♪♪ Good hex! ♪♪
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(upbeat music)
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Uh, can‐‐can I put your sock
in the hamper?
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Sure, yeah.
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(shriek)
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Can I put your sock
in the hamper?
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Sure?
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(shriek)
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The fuck, Anna?
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I think we're caught
in a trauma loop.
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My medium told me about these.
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Your medium?
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Not even death can stop
my commitment
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to spiritual growth
through talk therapy,
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thank you.
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Oh, okay, but a sock
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on the coffee table
is a trauma?
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It's a direct affront
to my tiny cactus collection.
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Which you never even started!
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Okay, whatever.
Let's just try this again.
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Can I put your sock
in the hamper?
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Sure, and hey, Anna,
you know what?
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I sincerely appreciate it.
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(shriek)
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Can I put your sock
in the hamper?
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Uh...fuck no, woman!
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(grunting)
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(shriek)
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You know what? I got this.
(clears throat)
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When you think it's okay
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to leave your sock
on the coffee table...
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‐Mm‐hmm.
‐I feel undervalued.
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All right, and when you think
to use therapy speak,
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I feel my foreskin shrivel.
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‐(sighs)
‐(shriek)
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I breathe in abundance.
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I breathe out...
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dumb fucking ass‐wipe
of a sock!
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(shriek)
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And why is it
only the one sock?
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Humans are bipedal,
which in theory means‐‐
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It's only the one foot.
It's just the one foot.
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That they should be taken off
in tandem.
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Only the one foot
gets the itch.
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‐What's the connection?
‐I just explained it.
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(shriek)
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‐Can I‐‐
‐All right, wait. Anna, stop.
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You know,
the more you do things for me,
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then the less I'll ever learn
to do things for myself.
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I mean, I'm still not going
to move that,
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because in this case,
that's not that big of a deal!
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‐(growls)
‐(shriek)
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It's about my mom,
and I didn't think it would be.
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‐(shriek)
‐(both grunting)
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(shrieking)
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(slurping)
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‐Mmm.
‐Mm‐hmm.
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‐We were just hangry.
‐Right?
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We should try this first
every time.
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(laughs)
Mmm.
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Oh, shit.
Do you mind?
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Uh, no, no.
Not at all.
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‐(hiss)
‐Uh‐oh.
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‐Oh, no.
‐(shriek)
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‐(screaming)
‐(ding)
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(grunting)
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‐(screams)
‐(ding)
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(wind howling)
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(chewing and slurping)
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(sniffing)
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(chewing and slurping)
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(ominous music)
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(gasps)
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(sputtering)
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(growling)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(groans)
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(hissing)
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(growling and chewing)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(bird grunts)
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(bird gulps)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(choking)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(bones cracking)
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(music building)
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(bird caws)
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(snarls)
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(hisses)
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(screams)
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(snarling)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(growls)
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(growls)
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(growls)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(hisses)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(upbeat music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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Yeah, it forces me to practice.
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Because I like to learn
new things,
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but if I don't
challenge myself,
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I'll never stick with 'em.
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Well, then it just starts
to feel like work,
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and then I'm like,
no thank you,
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and I'd rather just have
a wine.
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Oh, I took a sommelier course
a while back.
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I had this great wine
from Argentina.
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You have to try it sometime.
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I love Argentina.
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(chuckles)
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(snoring lightly)
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(keyboard clacking)
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(phone rings)
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‐Oh.
‐Oh, hey. Sorry.
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I just got called in
last‐minute
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for this work thing.
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‐(groaning)
‐Here you go.
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And there's‐‐here's your
black thing there too.
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‐There you go.
‐Oh.
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All right, that was fun...
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Argentina?
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It's fine.
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‐Bye.
‐Bye.
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(sighs)
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(phone chimes)
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Even if we say,
"Hey, we're charging you
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with crimes against humanity,"
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we don't have the jurisdiction,
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and their military
certainly isn't gonna...
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I'm boring you, aren't I?
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‐No.
‐No. No, it's boring.
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Seriously, it's not.
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I was this close
to going to law school.
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Why didn't you?
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I wanted to do
something creative.
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SOFIA: And what do you do now?
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Oh, I just ended up
back and forth between things.
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Hmm.
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(upbeat music)
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There's a great open mic here
I like doing.
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I can't sing.
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‐Neither can I.
‐(laughs)
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(dishes clattering)
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SOFIA: Hey.
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You went all‐out.
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Yeah, I woke up early,
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so I figured
I'd make breakfast.
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I had fruit?
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(laughs)
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Oh!
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Wow.
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So you're super smart,
you're super funny,
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you're super successful.
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You're a killer chef too?
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‐Who are you?
‐(laughs)
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What time is it?
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Do you have everything?
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Fuck you.
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Yeah.
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(upbeat music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(wondrous techno music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(grunting)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(grunting)
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ASTRONAUT: Jesus.
It seems like he beat us again.
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ASTRONAUT: Yep.
He sure did.
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ASTRONAUT: Hey, wait,
did you train yesterday?
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ASTRONAUT: Yeah, man.
That's not fair.
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(static crackles)
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ASTRONAUT: Yo, Eddie.
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Eddie?
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(screams)
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(whining)
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‐(mob shouting)
‐(screams)
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(crowd chatter)
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(futuristic music)
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(engines whirring)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(high‐pitched chuckle)
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‐VOICE: Hoo!‐(knife whooshing)
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(beeping)
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(muttering)
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‐(gulls cawing)‐(waves crashing)
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COMPUTER:You've got actual mail.
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(system whirs)
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(button beeps)
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(pleasant chiming music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(insects and birds chirping)
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(chimes)
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(chimes)
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(chimes)
272
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(hums lightly)
273
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(inhales sharply)
274
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(hums)
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(inhales)
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(gulps)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(beeping)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(system whirs)
281
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(beeping)
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(snarls lightly)
283
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(squeaks)
284
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(humming)
285
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(chitters)
286
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(chittering)
287
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(squeaks)
288
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(chitters)
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(exciting music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(chitters)
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(squeaking)
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♪♪ ♪♪
294
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(splashes)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(squeaks)
297
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,573
(dog barking)
298
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(mailbox beeping)
299
00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:44,543
(chitters)
300
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(musical fanfare on radio)
301
00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:53,378
♪♪ ♪♪
302
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,647
(voice speakingunknown language)
303
00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:57,645
(chittering)
304
00:16:57,718 --> 00:17:00,888
(ambient music)
305
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:03,894
♪♪ ♪♪
306
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,887
(futuristic music)
307
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,900
(engines whirring)
308
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:14,203
♪♪ ♪♪
309
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:16,338
‐(roars)
‐(ding)
310
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,913
(growls)
311
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,305
‐(roars)
‐(screams)
312
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,594
(sighs)
313
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:41,731
(phone dings)
314
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:44,734
(phone chimes)
315
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Whoa.
What the fuck?
316
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,044
(phone dings)
317
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,783
(relaxed techno music)
318
00:17:58,846 --> 00:18:01,746
(laughter and chatter)
319
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:05,715
♪♪ ♪♪
320
00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:08,016
Sorry I'm late.
321
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:11,858
Were you waiting long?
322
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,655
Whoa!
323
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,927
I didn't know
you had a twin, Parker.
324
00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:17,126
Oh, we're not twins.
325
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,767
We're on a date.
326
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,372
And that would be incest.
327
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:23,104
(laughs)
He's funny.
328
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,640
I love this bar.
329
00:18:24,705 --> 00:18:26,335
They've got this great beer
that's brewed by monks‐‐
330
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,606
I know that.
331
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,535
‐This is my bar.
‐No way.
332
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,251
Do you ever come
during the open mics?
333
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,782
I try to play guitar here
once in a while.
334
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,547
I always wanted to be
a musician growing up,
335
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,816
but was too lazy
to learn the guitar, so‐‐
336
00:18:37,885 --> 00:18:39,585
Can you just stop with the
337
00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:41,093
"Look at how creative
and driven I am"
338
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,724
canned story bullshit
for a second?
339
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,359
What do you mean?
340
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,792
Who are you?
341
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:50,161
Some days, I'm not sure, but...
342
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,530
I think I'm figuring it out.
343
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,298
Like when I was traveling
in Italy and France
344
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,837
and a took a sommelier course.
345
00:18:54,902 --> 00:18:55,872
I never thought I could grow‐‐
346
00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:57,066
You're not even listening.
347
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,607
Can you just talk to me
like a real person?
348
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:00,613
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
349
00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:01,814
What makes you think
that I'm not being real?
350
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,235
Because I know
exactly what you're‐‐
351
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,710
because I know
exactly what you're doing.
352
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:06,648
(laughs)
353
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,523
This is fucked.
I don't know what this is.
354
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:14,423
Why am I sitting here
talking to myself?
355
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,558
(laughs)
356
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,734
This is fu...
357
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,962
Hey‐‐no, no‐‐
358
00:19:21,028 --> 00:19:23,058
hey, do you wanna come back
to my place?
359
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,400
I've got this fantastic‐‐
360
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,734
BOTH: Wine from Argentina,
and I could show you
361
00:19:25,799 --> 00:19:27,469
a thing or two on that guitar
I was talking about.
362
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,174
Wow.
Exactly.
363
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,737
Like, I can't believe
how in tune we are.
364
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,636
(sighs)
365
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,257
Breathe.
366
00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:53,686
Oh!
367
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,030
Oh, sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
368
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:59,497
How the hell
did you get in here?
369
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:03,196
Uh...I live here?
370
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,810
You have a really quirky sense
of humor.
371
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:07,273
I like it.
372
00:20:14,348 --> 00:20:16,848
Okay, I'm serious, dude.
You need to get the fuck out.
373
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,587
Oh.
374
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,122
Okay.
I'm sorry.
375
00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:21,757
Thought we were having
a good time.
376
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:35,896
Oh, no, I'm not pressuring you
to have wine or anything.
377
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:37,139
I'm just trying to be
a good host.
378
00:20:37,204 --> 00:20:38,774
You can say no.
379
00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:40,869
I just want you to go.
380
00:20:40,941 --> 00:20:42,711
Okay.
I will.
381
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,321
Can you just tell me
what I did wrong?
382
00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:51,553
Because I feel like I've been
nice about everything,
383
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,318
and I'm a little confused
as to why you're so angry.
384
00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:57,118
Parker, you are
so full of shit.
385
00:20:57,191 --> 00:20:58,631
Whoa. Whoa.
386
00:20:58,692 --> 00:20:59,992
The guitar thing
and the wine thing,
387
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,330
it's all bullshit.
388
00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:03,055
Everything you say is bullshit
389
00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:04,970
because I know for a fact
390
00:21:05,032 --> 00:21:09,002
that you're nothing
but a fucking loser.
391
00:21:20,681 --> 00:21:21,721
Come here, Parker.
392
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:22,722
Come here.
393
00:21:31,992 --> 00:21:33,962
‐Ah, dude! What the fuck?
‐What?
394
00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:36,557
There is something deeply wrong
with you, you know that?
395
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,230
Whoa, you were throwing
all these mixed signals,
396
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,768
so I just thought‐‐I was‐‐
397
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:43,273
(both grunting)
398
00:21:43,337 --> 00:21:44,337
Get off!
399
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:47,014
Get off me!
Get off!
400
00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:49,308
Why are you acting so crazy?
401
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,106
(screams)
402
00:21:50,177 --> 00:21:52,007
(glass shatters)
403
00:22:07,094 --> 00:22:08,264
(gasps)
404
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,707
(soft music)
405
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:33,590
♪♪ ♪♪
406
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,993
(bombastic techno music)
407
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:10,893
♪♪ ♪♪
408
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:12,658
(brakes squeak)
409
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,100
BOTH: Hey. How's it going?
410
00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:19,865
I'm good, man.
How are you?
411
00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:21,673
(both laugh identically)
412
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,135
Uh...
413
00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:26,844
oh, my God.
414
00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:28,877
♪♪ Gonna change things upa little bit ♪♪
415
00:23:28,942 --> 00:23:31,352
(both blow raspberries)
416
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:34,411
♪♪ And I say, "Here's a song ♪♪
417
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:38,291
♪♪ That you've never heardbefore" ♪♪
418
00:23:38,352 --> 00:23:40,492
(both riff identically)
419
00:23:43,056 --> 00:23:45,486
This is wild.
420
00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:49,199
I don't really know
what to do now.
421
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,497
(mouthing words)
422
00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,496
(zaps)
423
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,640
(upbeat music)
424
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:07,679
♪♪ ♪♪
425
00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:11,118
SINGER: ♪♪ Ooh ♪♪
426
00:24:11,185 --> 00:24:15,755
♪♪ Oh ♪♪
427
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:19,792
♪♪ Ooh ♪♪
428
00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:23,930
♪♪ Oh ♪♪
429
00:24:23,997 --> 00:24:27,097
♪♪ You are light ♪♪
430
00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:31,237
♪♪ And I believe it's so ♪♪
431
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:35,005
♪♪ Wake up tonight ♪♪
432
00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:40,045
♪♪ And make me glow ♪♪
433
00:24:40,113 --> 00:24:43,853
♪♪ Ooh ♪♪
434
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:48,157
♪♪ They all come forth ♪♪
435
00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:51,862
♪♪ Ooh ♪♪
436
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:56,355
♪♪ Those waves of gold ♪♪
437
00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:59,430
‐(clear music)‐CHORUS: ♪♪ Yes ♪♪
438
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:04,030
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