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Dre: When my parents
got back together,
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I was certain
it would mean the end
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of my relationship with Pops.
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Yet, somehow,
our bond got stronger.
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We started spending time
together in ways we never had,
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really getting to understand
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each other
as two grown Black men.
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Most shocking
is that I actually trust
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my Pops with my life.
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He's a man I can go to
with anything.
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Even things I wouldn't bring up
to my mom.
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Your daddy says you can't sneeze
without leaking a little bit.
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-What?
-This -- tighten it right up.
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Oh...my... God.
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My Pops is a snitch!
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♪
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--Captions by VITAC--
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Brought to you by: Ford,
Built Ford Proud
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I have a buddy who's
an excellent urologist.
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I don't need
no damn urologist.
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You're missing the
important part of the story.
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I had a conversation
with my father --
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an intimate conversation
about aging and manhood --
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and he violated my trust.
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Mm.
And also,
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no way you have a buddy.
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You're right.
He's just my urologist.
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Dre, you've been avoiding it
your whole life,
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but it's time to tape up your
fists and fight your father.
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What?
I don't like the fact that your pops is --
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respectfully, Dre --
running his mouth.
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-Mm.
-He knows some fairly intimate
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details about me,
on account that we share
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both a barber
and a chicken joint.
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Nobody cares about your weird
little secrets, Charlie.
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[ High-pitched voice ]
Mm...
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I'm lucky it's just about
this stupid medication.
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What if I was really going
through something, huh?[ Normal voice ] Mm-hmm.
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What if I told him I was
thinking about leaving my wife?
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[ Gasps ] Are you?
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Of course not!
Oh.
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But if I told
my stool pigeon father,
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he would tell my mama, and
then my mama would tell Bow.
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Then, all of a sudden,
I come home,
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and all of Bow's things
are packed.
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That is a violation.
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Is it really, Dre?
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Don't you tell your mother
everything?
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I go to my mother
with emotional things.
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And then I go to my father
with the man-to-man things.
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I don't need
those two things mixing.
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You made the foolish mistake
of trusting a man in love.
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Never trust a man in love,
and you can trust me on that
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'cause I've never,
ever been loved.
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Dre, the bottom line --
You cannot tell your father
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anything ever again.
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We are finally
in a good place.
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You know what?
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I just need to talk
to him about keeping
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the things we talk about
between us.
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That being said,
I am working from home today.
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Alright. Be safe.
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I'm gonna work
from home today, too.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Charlie.
You know the rule.
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Only one Black guy can be
out of the office at a time.
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Just in case one of those kids
comes by trying to sell us
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chocolates for his basketball team.
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Follow me.
[ Laughs ]
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Ah.
Ta-da!
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What?!
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We decided to get
a brand-new car
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because we have some
brand-newly permitted drivers!
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Okay! She cute!
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Where's Jack's?
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Oh, no.
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This car
is for both of you.
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You guys shared a womb.
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You can share a car.
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-Okay, okay.
-Mm-hmm.
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I can -- I can live with that,
'cause you know what?
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Mm?[ Sniffs ] I smell freedom.
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Ooh, I smell it, too.
Mm.
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I feel the wind
flying through my braids.
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Mm.
The percussion of rubber meets road.
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Mm.
Mm.
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The erratic sounds
of the law at my heels.
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Mm.
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But they can't get me.
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Mnh-mnh.
What --
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-They'll never get me.
-Mnh-mnh.
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-What are you talking about?
-Oh, nothing.
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Come on, Jack.
Let's go check it out.
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Can you believe
they're 15 already?
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Feels like just yesterday
I was changing their diapers.
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I don't think
you did that.
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Hey, can I make
one little request?
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Whatever you do...
Hmm?
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...do not let Dad
teach them to drive.
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[ Tires screech ]
Dre: What the hell are you doing?!
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Junior:
I thought I had it!
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Back up! Back up!
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[ Horn honking ]
Don't back up!
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Aah!
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Those scars
will never heal.
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I had no idea
how traumatized you were.
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Why have you
never told me this?
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I don't know. I guess it's just
some big American tradition
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that everyone experiences,
you know?
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Dad teaches kid to drive.
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Dad traumatizes kid.
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Kid eventually
learns to drive
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without having
a panic attack.
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Mnh, mnh, mnh.
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Leave it to your father
to take a meaningful milestone
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and turn it into an opportunity
to scar his children.
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Why is it always the dad
that gets
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to teach the kids
-to drive, huh? -Mnh-mnh.
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You know what?
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Maybe I should teach
Jack and Diane to drive.
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That is brilliant.
Hmm.
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You are way kinder
and more patient than Dad.
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Yes, I am. I am.
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Hey, guys!
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I am ending
the toxic tradition
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of angry dads teaching
their kids to drive!
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It's Mom's turn.
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Wow, they will never know
the gift you've given them.
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But I'll know.
Oh.
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Oh, look at you being
all generous with the pour.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well,
what's on your mind, son?
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I know you ain't
liquoring me up for nothin'.
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Okay, Pops.
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I just never thought
that this would happen.
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What, you becoming
the kind of guy that wears,
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uh, pants that stop
at his ankles?
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No, Pops.
I'm talking about us...
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getting to a place where we can
have man-to-man conversations.
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But they come with
the understanding
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that they stay "man-to-man."
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about you telling
Mama about my leaky plumbing.
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Pops, some things should stay
a secret, man.
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Some things should stay
between us.
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Yeah, you right, son.
Okay.
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I guess I just got loose
with the mouth.
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Say no more.
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[ Glasses clink ]
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Really?
We -- We good?
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Yeah, we good.
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I'm really proud of you
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that you came to me
like a man about this.
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We have come
a long way, son.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm.
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Now, what we gonna do
about that?
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Well... I got a really nice
bottle of scotch
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that I've been hiding
in the garage.
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I believe you have a half
a bottle hiding back there.
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What?
You need to learn to hide your liquor
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like you don't want me
to find it.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Okay, I'll be back
with that half bottle.
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Order restored.
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I could trust
both my Moms and Pops
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to keep my business
to themselves.
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He said, "Some things need
to stay between us."
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Mm-hmm.
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I said, "Okay."
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I'm gonna keep his trust 'cause
he was so embarrassed, Ruby.
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You know, Dre doesn't do well
with embarrassment. Mnh-mnh.
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I found him in Junior's room
crying like a baby
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when that boy moved out.
Mm.
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He made me swear
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I wouldn't tell a soul.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Dre: Et tu, Mama?
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Judas!
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Lady Judas!
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There he goes.
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Getting that
Kerry Washington lip.
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Mmmm...
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Ah. [ Chuckles ]
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This is unreal, Bow.
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I caught my parents
gossiping about me.
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This is not
how it's supposed to be!
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Dre, we gossip about
our children all the time.
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Our last text thread
was about Jack's mustache.
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It's called parenting.
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I don't need
to be parented, Bow.
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I'm a grown-ass man.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna
need you to get over it,
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because I am taking
a MasterClass.
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RuPaul is teaching me how to
make money from fracking.
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Unh-unh. No.
What? Okay.
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I will not get past this.
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It's a violation.
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I am sure that your parents
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have been talking about you
like this your whole life.
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Unh-unh. No.
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They weren't, alright?
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Growing up,
they hated each other.
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I knew they would
never compare notes,
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so I could share whatever
I wanted with my mom.
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Now my mom is married to
my Pops, and I can't trust her.
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She's probably just sharing
with her husband.
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You don't get it.
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My mother
is my confidant,
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my rock, my counselor.
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If I can't talk to her,
who can I talk to?
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Who are you talking to
right now?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Listen, you can't control
what your parents talk about.
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The only thing
you have control over, Dre,
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is what you tell them.
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So I think it's time
you set
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some boundaries
with your mother.
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Give me your hand, sweetheart.
Come here.
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I know this is hard.
I know.
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You need to set some boundaries
-with your mom. -Okay.
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You need to set some
boundaries with your mother.
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Okay, Bow, I heard you.
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Yeah, I know. It just felt
really nice to say it again.
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[ Sighs ]
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-You're right.
-I'm always right.
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If I set some boundaries
with my mom, she'll get mad,
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and then she'll realize
the consequences
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of betraying my trust.
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Yes!
No!
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That is not what I said!
Yes!
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Oh, it doesn't matter
what you said, Bow.
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It's what I'm gonna do.
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I think
you're still too mad.
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Good point.
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I'll talk to her tomorrow.
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♪
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You need to know
that this
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is not your father's
-driving school. -Okay.
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Is that why
you have a shirt
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that says "Rainbow Johnson's
Driving School"?
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[ Laughs ] Yes.
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How'd you get that
so fast?
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I've got a guy.
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Alright.
[ Clears throat ]
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Diane, as the driver,
what do you do to start?
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Address mirrors.
Start engine.
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Hands at 10:00 and 2:00.
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One lap around.
Stay alert.
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Then park safely next
to the strategically placed
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safety trash cans.
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Okay.
Girl, you ready.
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Yes.
[ Laughs ]
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Okay, listen, you're gonna
make mistakes, alright?
254
00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:57,145
You're gonna get frustrated,
but I am here to guide you.
255
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,625
Okay.
And, also,
256
00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,235
we're gonna have
a little bit of fun.[ Engine starts ]
257
00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:02,454
'Cause this is your first time,
'cause...
258
00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,455
[ Clears throat ]
259
00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,675
Have you driven before?
260
00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:06,850
Not that you can prove.
261
00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,636
[ Chuckles ] Okay.
Slow down.
262
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,856
So I set a boundary trap
for my mama
263
00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:15,293
and waited for her
to take the cheese.
264
00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:17,034
Oh. Damn.
265
00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,340
Damn, damn.
266
00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:19,950
What's wrong?
267
00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,299
It's nothing.
268
00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,171
Well, I can tell
it's not nothing,
269
00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:25,129
'cause your brow
is all scrunched up
270
00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,870
and you look like you ate
too many Dodger Dogs.
271
00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,959
-What's wrong?
-Ah, you're right.
272
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:32,223
Nobody knows me like you,
Mama.
273
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,921
Something happened
at work today.
274
00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,749
-It was exciting.
-Mm.
275
00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,838
Yeah, and at the same time,
so scary.
276
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,580
It...
277
00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,669
You know what, Mama?
278
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:45,280
Given where we are, I don't
think it's appropriate
279
00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:49,676
for me to continue to discuss
personal matters with you.
280
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:53,201
Boy, why are you talking to me
like you HR at the Post Office
281
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,768
telling me
I can't read people's mail?
282
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:56,726
You're right.
What am I doing?
283
00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,772
-You are my mama!
-Hello!
284
00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,165
Stevens came to me with
a briefcase with a lock on it,
285
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,385
and then he opened it up, and
I saw what was inside, Mama,
286
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,169
and it --
287
00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:06,910
Oh, my.
No.
288
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,695
I can't tell you, Mama.
I-I-I can't.
289
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,000
What was it?
What was it?
290
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,001
Was it --
-Was it -- Was it drugs? -Mnh-mnh.
291
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,002
Money?
Mnh-mnh.
292
00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,308
Drug money?
No.
293
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:16,137
Boy, if you can't tell me,
draw me a picture.
294
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,617
Ma, I can't.
295
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,053
Why the hell not?!
296
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,707
What's wrong with you?!
297
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:25,189
I am drawing a boundary
with you, Mama.
298
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,148
Boundary?
299
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,497
Mm.
300
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,935
Boundary? With me?
301
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,459
Who are
you gonna share with?
302
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:37,941
Who are you gonna talk
your struggles out with?
303
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:41,162
My wife.
304
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,381
Uh-huh.
305
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,687
She put you up to this?
306
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,297
No, Mama.
307
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:49,039
Bow could never come up
with an idea like this.
308
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,388
-Can't come up with no idea.
-Okay.
309
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,782
But...
310
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:56,917
I am going to need you
to respect my boundary.
311
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,311
Okay, baby.
312
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,661
Thank you.
313
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,445
If that's what you want.
314
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,577
God, I'm feeling so sick.
315
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,275
Black Jesus, help me.
316
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,103
-Mama, you okay?
-No, I'm feeling sick!
317
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:10,234
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Mama?
318
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,932
Just all of a sudden.
319
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,368
I'm gonna go lay down.
Okay.
320
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,065
Oh, God!
321
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,719
Oh, my God!
322
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,634
Take me to the King!
323
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,070
I'm ready, Jesus!
324
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:22,638
It was tough,
but I had to teach my mom
325
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,858
there were consequences
to snitching.
326
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:28,165
Meanwhile, Bow was in the midst
of teaching our kids
327
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,298
something they needed
to survive.
328
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,995
You know,
I've done some thinking.
329
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,605
-Oh, my God.
-In today's climate,
330
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,042
I'm not sure if I need
to learn how to drive.
331
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,784
[ Chuckles ]
Okay, Jack.
332
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,613
You're serious?
I'm dead-ass.
333
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,050
You see these hands?
334
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,879
These were meant for texting
while someone else drives.
335
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,619
Okay, well,
driving is still
336
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,839
a very important skill
to learn, Jack.
337
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:53,103
Mm-hmm.
What if somebody that you love gets hurt?
338
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,844
Call an ambulance.
339
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,672
Okay, what if you're
very hungry, and you --
340
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,543
Order delivery.
341
00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:02,852
What if you want
a peaceful and scenic --
342
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,680
Walk.
It's better for my health.
343
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,855
And the environment.
344
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:08,205
[ Clapping ]
345
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,337
Nicely done.
Mm-hmm.
346
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:14,255
Okay, but what if...someone,
a.k.a. me,
347
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:18,389
gives you $20 to park
this car in the garage?
348
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,564
Then what you gonna do?
349
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,610
-Then I get that money.
-Ye-- What?
350
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,177
Okay. [ Chuckles ]
351
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,526
Are you gonna get in the car?
352
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:25,962
Mnh-mnh.
353
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,008
What's happening?[ Engine starts ]
354
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,489
Oh.
355
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:34,188
♪
356
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,755
[ Car beeps ]
357
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,060
-Boom.
-Wow.
358
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,540
Car parked.
Uh-huh.
359
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,324
-Pay up.
-Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart.
360
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:41,586
I don't have $20 on me.
361
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:44,111
♪
362
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,200
Andre Johnson.
Yeah?
363
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,723
What the hell
is wrong with you, boy?
364
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,029
Look what you've done
to your mama.
365
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,683
I had to triple up
on my iron pills
366
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,555
just to get through
the afternoon.
367
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,426
You see what you've done?[ Moans ]
368
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:58,560
Now you are going
to open your heart
369
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,606
and tell your mother
all your secrets.
370
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,870
I am not about to apologize
to you two
371
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,436
for setting up a boundary.
372
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,699
Yeah, when the two of you
won't apologize to me
373
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,179
for talking about me
behind my back.
374
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,094
So boom, boundary.
375
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,270
Now, you listen to me.
376
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:17,144
Are you really willing
to throw away how close we are
377
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,928
just because he and I
are together now?
378
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,321
We're just talking
a little bit.
379
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,627
Mama.
380
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,760
For the longest time,
it was just me and you,
381
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,763
and I would tell you things.
382
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,548
-Delicate things.
-Yeah.
383
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,855
And you would share with me
all about the mess,
384
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,509
about the raggedy stuff
that Pops would do.
385
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,032
Now we can't do that.
386
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,034
Hey.
You two been talking about me?
387
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,427
Eh, what she been telling you,
son?
388
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,994
I know you didn't pay
for my books in college.
389
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,038
Ruby.
390
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,300
Can't believe you.
391
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,562
That was supposed to be
between me and you.
392
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,825
Well, he's my son!
393
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,217
Oh, well,
he's my son, too.
394
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,829
How would you feel
if I told him the only reason
395
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,874
that you missed
his 45th birthday party
396
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,745
was to get a thigh lift?
397
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,269
-Ooh.
-What?
398
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:58,881
I swear to God, Earl,
if you want to play like that,
399
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,841
I got something
for that ass!
400
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,843
Oh, what you got,
little loose-mouth snitch?
401
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,670
Okay, guys, maybe you're taking
it a little bit too far.
402
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:08,369
-Can we just calm down?
-Okay, okay, okay.
403
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,545
What if I told him
that the only reason
404
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,895
you came to
his middle school graduation
405
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:18,292
was to get at that
donkey-bootied crossing guard?
406
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,120
Miss Freeman?
407
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,557
I can't believe you, Ruby.
408
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,386
Well, believe it, Negro!
409
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,779
What do you do when
you've started a mega-fight
410
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:31,044
between your parents, who have
a history of petty violence?
411
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,828
-Ain't nothing wrong with me!
-I thought we was...
412
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,177
You back out and run away.
413
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,744
-We back together. We fine.
-No, you think...
414
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,617
Dre?
Yeah?
415
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,924
Hey, it's after 9:00.
416
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,883
I don't hear Barry White coming
from the guest apartment.
417
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,710
Mm.
Your parents okay?
418
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:50,063
I think I may have started
the biggest fight between them
419
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,934
since they've gotten
back together.
420
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,936
And by "may have"...
421
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,155
that's what I did.
422
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,765
Oh.
423
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,245
Well, I guess it's good
we didn't get rid
424
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,507
of the arson insurance
on the house.
425
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,987
Mm.
426
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,337
[ Chuckles ]
But I don't understand.
427
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,816
Were you trying
to break them up?
428
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,862
It's not that.
429
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,473
It's just that my parents
being together,
430
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:10,779
I feel like
I have no secrets.
431
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,041
Mm.
432
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,869
You know, my relationship
with my mom
433
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,567
and my relationship
with my dad are now one.
434
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:19,048
It's two against one.
435
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,703
And with them together...
436
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,400
they've seen all my mess.
437
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,621
[ Laughs ]
438
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,579
Are you seriously laughing
at this?
439
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,016
I'm sorry.
440
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:34,063
Dre, what you're
describing is --
441
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,717
is a normal
close-knit family.
442
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,981
Nah.
Sweetheart, it's normal.
443
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,896
It's normal to have everybody
in your business.
444
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,289
Mm.
445
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,987
And it's normal
for it to get uncomfortable.
446
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:48,208
It's a small price to pay
for having parents
447
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,645
that truly see
the big picture of you.
448
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,082
Hm. I'm starting to see
their big picture, too,
449
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,562
whether I like it or not.
450
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,173
-They have very full lives.
-Yeah.
451
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,219
And, you know,
when they're not having sex
452
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:00,960
with the window open...
Mm.
453
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,049
-...they're talking about you.
-Mm-hmm.
454
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,225
Because they love you.
455
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,878
I don't think it's worth
giving up that relationship
456
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,532
over this, Dre.
457
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,577
[ Sighs ]
458
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,362
Maybe you're right.
459
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,537
I'll go talk to them.
460
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:17,280
Just...knock first.
461
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,281
Like, loudly.
462
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,282
[ Shudders ]
463
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,806
♪
464
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,461
Oh, hey!
465
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:28,204
Jack, okay,
so it is a new day...
466
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,684
Yes....and I was thinking,
467
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,817
what if
we have a driving lesson,
468
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,341
but after...
469
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:36,430
Mm-hmm....I buy you...
470
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,084
your own...
471
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,302
brand-new car?
472
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,348
Huh?
473
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,045
No, thank you.
I'm good.
474
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,917
Only thing I'm planning on doing
today is drinking this Ensure.
475
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,528
It's good for active seniors,
476
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,791
but I think it should be good
for active freshmen, too.
477
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,575
Oof. Bottoms up.
478
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,708
Bottoms up? What?
479
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,057
I don't get it.
480
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,754
-Perplexed.
-For as long as I can remember,
481
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,321
it's been Jack's dream
482
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,584
to drive to the Grand Canyon
so he could pee in it.
483
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:03,370
And now he's turning down
a brand-new car?
484
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,241
Why is he throwing
his dreams away?
485
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,069
Have you ever considered
the possibility
486
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,070
that Jack is a weirdo?
487
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,463
I'm serious.
488
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,726
Learning to drive
is a rite of passage.
489
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,250
I am offering my son
the keys to freedom,
490
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,078
and he's throwing them
back in my face.
491
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,950
Well, you know,
that freedom is exciting,
492
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,040
but at the same time,
it is really scary.
493
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,825
I remember everybody telling me
how much I was gonna love
494
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,870
the freedom of college,
but when I got there,
495
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,959
I was actually
super-overwhelmed.
496
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,439
You know, some people
just aren't ready
497
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,702
for the rites of passage when
you think they should be.
498
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,401
You're right.
What do I do?
499
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,880
If you were Dad,
you would drive him
500
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,317
out into the middle
of the desert
501
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,797
and then fake a heart attack
and then force him
502
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,843
to drive you all the way home,
and then when you got there,
503
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,366
you would say, "See?
I told you.
504
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,412
I knew you could drive.
Why are you crying?
505
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,457
Let's go get
some chili cheese fries.
506
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,632
Huh?"
507
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,591
[ Breathing heavily ]
508
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,680
Did your dad do that
to you?
509
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,117
All I'm saying is
that whatever you do,
510
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,380
I know you will handle it
better than Dad.
511
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,903
[ Scoffs ]
Well, that's a given.
512
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,383
Obviously.
[ Laughs ]
513
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:05,910
♪
514
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,521
[ Knock on door ]
515
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:11,568
Well, you guys
seem to have calmed down.
516
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,092
We've officially moved into
517
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,224
the silent treatment portion
of the evening.
518
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:18,009
New tactics you learn
once you're married.
519
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:22,797
Mm.
Look, this is all my fault.
520
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,146
You guys
would not be fighting
521
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,930
if I wasn't trying
to protect myself
522
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,628
from what's ultimately
a good thing --
523
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,847
us being close.
524
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:34,939
Well, I appreciate
your apology...
525
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,290
but I've got to own
some of it.
526
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,727
I never should have shared
all that mess
527
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:42,599
about your Pops
when you were growing up.
528
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:47,517
Now, it made us close, but
I should have had a...
529
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:48,997
boun...
530
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,260
Go ahead, baby.
You can say it.
531
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,740
Boundary.
Mm.
532
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,394
Mm!
533
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,222
I appreciate that, Mama.
534
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:59,312
The thing you gotta
understand is, son,
535
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:04,447
your mama and I restarted our
friendship talking about...you.
536
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,753
That's right.
537
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,451
And I love talking to my husband
about my kids,
538
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,366
and you ain't gonna take that
away from me, Dre.
539
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,194
So we'll just exercise
540
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,501
a little bit more discretion
from here on in.
541
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,938
No more talking about the times
-when you boo-booed on yourself. -Mm.
542
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,983
Hmm. Thanks.
543
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,681
[ Chuckles ]
544
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,987
Hey, so, uh...
545
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,642
what do y'all say
about Rhonda?
546
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,557
Ooh, child.
Mm...
547
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:29,646
Ha-hey!
548
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,300
You got somewhere to be
after this?
549
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,694
Look here.
Let me fix you a drink.
550
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:34,695
[ Laughs ]
Okay.
551
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,523
Now, your sister... Mm-hmm.
552
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:41,049
...used to be involved with
something called VEXXEUS.
553
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,051
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
-The sex cult?
554
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,401
It's also a Ponzi scheme.
555
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:46,750
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
556
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,191
So, Jack wasn't ready to drive,
but he still wanted to stunt.
557
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:55,237
What it do, shorty?
You like all-wheel drive?
558
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,543
Hey, what's up, girl?
559
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,546
Whata gwan, fine gyal?
'Sup?
560
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,461
You going to the In-N-Out
on Lankershim?
561
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,767
[ Chuckles ] Funny.
Me too.
562
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,204
Oh, what's that?
563
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,596
Do I share this car
with my sister?
564
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,207
[ Scoffs ]
Hell no.
565
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,165
I got the pink slip
in the glove, baby.
566
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,732
Hey, your friends want a ride?
567
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,429
I've got room for all of them.
568
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,604
Oh. Sorry.
569
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,127
Your brother's
gonna have to walk.
570
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,086
Oh. Oh, yeah.
I-I know I look good in --
571
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:21,655
And...blackmail![ Camera beeps ]
572
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,265
When will I learn?
573
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,311
♪
574
00:20:25,361 --> 00:20:29,911
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