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♪
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And our commerce site
is almost live.
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Birdgirl: Why didn't we
think of this earlier?
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Oh, right.
We didn't have the Internet.
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A product's about to drop.
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[ Clicking, buzzer ]
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Wait.
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We just sold 500 boxes
of old office supplies
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at 24 bucks a pop?
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We like to think of it more as
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a consumer-defined
vintage-organization experience.
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Uh, but yeah.
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How much markup is that?
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700%.
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Uh...
[ Clears throat ]
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[ Keys clacking ]
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24.
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[ Clears throat ]
Okay.
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It's a, uh, 700% markup.
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Alright.[ Tape rips ]
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70%?!
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Uh, is that the... the decimal?
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Another drop coming.
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[ Clicking, buzzer ]
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When these two suggested
we use all this
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old, unsold Sebben & Sebben
stuff and market it
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as curated experiences,
I thought they were high.
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- We were.
- We were.
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They were high,
but even impaired,
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they found a way to make an old
company sort of relevant again.
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They did it.
You all did it, even Paul.
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- He did it.
- Whoa! Gah!
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We did it, you guys.
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I know it's cheesy,
but we're a team. I'll say it.
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We're a team of heroes
who saved the company
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and sometimes save...
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Jude?
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Fuke?...the world.
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You guys are heroes.
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You make me feel whole.
And as a token of appreciation,
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I've had a costume made
for each of you.
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[ Creaking ]
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Halloween?
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Mm, Bird Team.
Ugh!
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Ooh, mama.
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A Eurocup thigh hole,
fortified junk pouch.
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It is like you crawled
inside my brain.
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It is super body-positive,
so that's something.
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[ Gasps ]
You don't like it?
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None of you like the costumes!
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[ Hanger rattles ]
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I do. [Bleep] them.
Right, Judy?
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Jude, you know how
you're the boss
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and we work for you, even though
our name's not on the company?
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[ Chuckles ]
It's the same with Bird Team,
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except we don't get paid,
and it's kind of a... the...
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Pain in the ass.
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We're happy to back you up,
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but "team" might be
overstating it.
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[ Scoffs ]
What would you call it?
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A good hang.
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It's a good hang,
until someone texts "You up?"
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[ Chair creaks ]
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[ Buzzer, door opens, creaks ]
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That's new.
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Uh, what do
the other buttons do?
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Just go.
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[ Door closes ]
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[ Hisses ]
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You're on your own, Jude.
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♪ Hey! Birdgirl:
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Woman: [ Rapping ] ♪ Who is the
girl that saves the world? ♪
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♪ Hey! Hey!
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[ Imitates fanfare ] Birdgirl!
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I'll do everything in my power
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to make this right, sir.
What's that?
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[ Gasps ] I am somebody's
daughter, you pig.
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[ Screams ]
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Gil, I'm feeling a little empty,
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like there's a pit
in my stomach.
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Want to grab a bagel
to fill the pit?
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I'd like nothing more than to
fill your pit, but I can't.
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You can't.
Right, right, right.
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I know it's last-minute.
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It's the experience boxes.
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There are some [chuckles]
minor-ish problems.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
Hold, please. Hold, please. Hold, please. Go away!
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It turns out
stuff is disappearing.
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[ Stapler rattles, warbles ]
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It's been happening all morning.
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[ Tape rattles, warbles ]
Huh.
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[ Calculator rattles, warbles ]
Okay.
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Well, good luck with that.[
Chair rattles, warbles ]
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I'd love to go
on my lunch break!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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[ Telephones ringing ]
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The company's going
down in flames.
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Perhaps you'd like to hear why.
I'm talking over here.
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[ Shouting stops ]
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1997, we designed a phone,
and it was good.
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Problem was,
it didn't have enough heft.
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An office phone needs heft.
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Should be hard to lift
because you're at work,
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and it should feel like work
when you use it.
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When you hang it up hard,
you want the person
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on the other end to feel you
hang up in their stomach.
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And when you throw it
across the room at someone
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to underline a point,
that person should feel it!
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Our engineers spent months
trying to crack it.
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Nothing until one day,
your dad made a discovery...
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[ Pickax clinks ]
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[ Rattling ]
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[ Eerie music plays ]
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A deposit of
a mysterious mineral.
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It wasn't pretty,
but it was one thing,
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and it was a lot of that thing.
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It was heavy.
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So this clever bastard
in engineering
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had the notion to make
the phones out of this stuff.
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But it didn't just add heft.
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It made everything feel better.
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We called it Baltimo.
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We put the stuff
into every single product
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Sebben & Sebben produced.
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So, I don't understand
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how a mineral makes
products disappear.
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Um, Baltimo has a half-life.
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We've known for years,
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but the half-life
was well beyond
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the projected end of the world.
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Which was when?
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2015, of course,
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when the world ended.
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That's a gripping story,
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but what am I supposed
to do about it?
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Since it's only in stuff
in the curated boxes,
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if you just approve refunds,
the problem's solved.
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I'm sorry.
What's the Baltimo Project?
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I'm shocked your dad
never told you.
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Everything in Sebben Town...
[ Gurgles ]
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I want a personal briefing
on the Baltimo Project
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in my office, you understand?
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But first, I have to
deliver a letter.
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Meredith: Your refund's being
processed.[ Telephone ringing ]
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Yes, your refund's
being processed.
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Aah!
Hey, buddy. What's this?
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Read the envelope.
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"To be opened 25 years following
the event of my death."
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[ Envelope rips ]
Hey!
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"Dear Meredith, I am dead now
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and but a distant memory,
if you remember me at all.
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We were friends once,
or at least I was."
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Alright.
Stop being a weirdo.
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If the Bird Team
is that important to you,
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we'll just keep doing it.
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To me,
the Bird Team is more than...
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well, it's all in the letter.
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Just know that the words
"bird" or "team"
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will never cross my lips again.
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Really?[ Telephone ringing ]
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Ugh. Can we talk
about this later?
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Sure. No problem.
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Oh, at the bottom
is the playlist for my memorial.
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Yes, your refund's
being processed.
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[ Groaning ]
Yes, your refund's being processed.
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[ Keys clacking ]
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[ Computer beeps ]
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Gillian, I forgot
my password again.
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Gillian!
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You shouldn't have
stuck your nose in.
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It's done.
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She's so pretty
when she's sleeping...
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and when she is awake, too.
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[ Engine whirring,
buttons clicking ]
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[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
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Okay, I'm bored.
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I got an idea.
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Birdgirl: [ Groaning ]
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[ Machinery whirring ]
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The stomach issues
you've been having
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the past couple of days,
it's from Baltimo.
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You were the first human
to ingest it.
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The Baltimo Project.
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Nah.
That's something else.
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Ow! [ Groans ][ Machinery whirring ]
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You found a jar of it
on your dad's desk,
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and you used to put every
goddamn thing in your mouth.
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Whoa. Oh, oh!
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Who-o-o-o-o-a!
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Then it occurred to your dad
if it makes everything better,
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why not a daughter?
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Soon it was sprinkled
on your cereal,
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stuffed in your animals.
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The guy you went
to the prom with,
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100% Baltimo.
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Colin was Baltimo?
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Now it's disappearing
and leaving holes in you,
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and not just metaphorical ones.
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You're on your own, Jude.
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Actually, you're not.
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We built an entire test town
made of Baltimo
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next to the mine... Sebben Town.
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The Baltimo Project.
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Way off the beaten path, woodsy.
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And you signed the order
to sell it
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so we don't get sued
before it disintegrates
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around all 462 of them.[ Groans ]
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But they'll be okay.
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I sent them a bundt cake
from Kohler's.
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I brought you here
to save your life.
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You might have led with this,
given everything in a town
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with my name on it
is disintegrating.
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Roofie hankie!
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You know, I'm thinking we should
play honest assessment.
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What's that?
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I look at the real you
and say the most awful,
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but true things I can, and
the first one to cry loses...
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or wins.
I forget.
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The only role is
it's got to be honest.
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But I was raised to never say
anything honest to a woman.
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I'll go first.
[ Clears throat ]
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Your chest has
3 1/2 months' growth,
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which means you last shaved when
you went home for Thanksgiving.
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Oh, yeah.
I see that fat stomach.
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You ate so much stuffing.
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So you could go to
the local bar,
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cruise the girl you went to
school with,
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and bring her back to your
parents' house to the attic.
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Oh, yeah! Booyah!
It's in the details.
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Turn your head slightly.
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Your dad slept with her, too.
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How'd I do?
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Huh.
I'm gonna grab a water.
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No water! Your turn.
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Uh, I can't...
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Okay. I'll go again.
You were absolutely terrible.
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No, no, no, no, no! No, no.
I'll... I'll go.
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Y-Your, um...
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Your a-a-a-ass could be
rounder for my taste.
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[ Groans ]
Yeah, see, that isn't one.
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What? Why?
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[ Scoffs ]
You've got to drill into my soul
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and tell me something
I can't even admit to myself,
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like, "Brian, nobody ever talks
about your hairline."
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Oops! Aah! Lose a turn, Gillian.
Not true. [ Chuckles ]
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Really? The Eostre cards
go in this slot!
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[ Stapler rattles ][ Gasps ] JonBenét!
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[ Stapler rattles ]
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[ Junk pouch warbles,
eerie note plays ]
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[ Stapler rattles, warbles ]
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Okay.
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[ Pencil sharpener rattles ]
253
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:28,908
[ Junk pouch warbles,
eerie note plays ]
254
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,194
Whoa! Hey!
255
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,066
[ Pencil sharpener rattles,
warbles ]
256
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,676
Whoo, my, my.
257
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:37,680
Alright,
it's a sale on Eostre cards.
258
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,204
[ Moans ]
259
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,641
Where are we?
260
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:44,121
Five klicks
south-southeast of Sebben Town.
261
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,036
Are you insane?
It's disappearing.
262
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,473
You and my dad
built a town out of Baltimo.
263
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,953
You're gonna help fix it.
264
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,129
Want to know something
about your dad and me?
265
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,785
I promised him I'd make you
a leader in his image...
266
00:10:55,829 --> 00:11:00,485
sadistic, sexual, selfish,
scornful, supercilious...
267
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,835
all the "S" words.
268
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,053
I get it.
269
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:04,272
Ha ha!
270
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,317
Take us back to the clinic,
Judy.
271
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:07,841
Don't make me go feral.
272
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,669
Relax.
I'm not gonna force you
273
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,062
to come with me
to save hundreds of people.
274
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,586
There's a parachute
in the bench.
275
00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:18,155
Before I go, I need to
tell you something...
276
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:22,420
the BM-1136 lag bolt...
87% Baltimo.
277
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:25,772
Found in copy machines,
office chairs, and...
278
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,600
helicopter rotors.
279
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:29,950
[ Lag bolt rattles, warbles ]
280
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,318
[ Helicopter blades rattle,
warble ]
281
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,431
I'm sorry, Judy.
282
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,783
[ Grunts ]
283
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,393
Next to my dad,
284
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:42,136
you're the biggest
disappointment of my life!
285
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:55,584
♪
286
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:58,805
Shi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t!
287
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,458
[ Water splashes ]
288
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,548
[ Birds chirping ]
289
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:06,769
[ Helicopter crashes ]
290
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,076
[ Grunting ]
291
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,993
[ Rapid footsteps, door closes ]
292
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,429
[ Gunshot ]
Aah!
293
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,126
Man: What do you want from us,
stranger?
294
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,520
It's okay!
I come in peace.
295
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:19,826
[ Gunfire ]
Aah!
296
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:21,392
Stop, please!
297
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:25,222
I'm from Sebben & Sebben,
and I'm here to save you.
298
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:28,225
Phil Ken Sebben, the founder?
299
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,402
Yes! I'm his daughter.
300
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,535
Judy?
301
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:37,452
[ Gasps ] She has returned!
She has returned!
302
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:40,672
I have actually never been here,
303
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,500
but I do have one of those faces
304
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,067
people think they went
on a date with.
305
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,243
Not you. Her.
306
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:51,727
All: She has returned.
She has returned.
307
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,860
Holy shit.
308
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,297
- You're lonely.
- Duh. Who isn't?
309
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,082
And...
And you invented this game
310
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,823
so you could say
mean things to people
311
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,130
just so you can project
your self-loathing onto them.
312
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,696
I'm listening.
313
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,611
Uh, l-let's see.
314
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:09,876
The only reason anyone, uh,
pretends to like you
315
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,095
is because you work
for a rich, single woman
316
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,464
and they think
there's a possibility
317
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,682
she'll leave everything to you.
318
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,056
And because you'll die alone,
319
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:17,971
they think
they'll get your money.
320
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:23,193
Oh, my God.
I-I'm so sorry.
321
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,629
Gotcha.
322
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,283
Yes, your refund's
being processed.
323
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,242
No, my name's not really Vivian.
324
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,897
That's it, the last one.
325
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,597
Hi.
Uh, where's Judy?
326
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,946
At the spa in the boonies...
327
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,252
Where they drug the guests
328
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,949
and everyone shows up
unconscious.
329
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,559
What?
330
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,609
[ Keys clacking ]
331
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,611
[ Computer beeps, warbles ]
332
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,225
What are we doing here?
333
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,575
- Bird Team business.
- God damn it!
334
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,578
We said we were not
gonna do this! Go on.
335
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,886
A little about myself...
I'm not much of a joiner,
336
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:07,934
but, big sigh, uh, Judy needs
me... us, the Bird Team,
337
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,762
for an actual
large-type problem.
338
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:13,417
- Yeah. I've got a thing.
- I'm in.
339
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,680
They fed her Baltimo
when she was a kid,
340
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,595
and now she's disappearing.
341
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,337
She does put every goddamn thing
in her mouth.
342
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,730
So, where's this town?
343
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,688
An entire town made of Baltimo?
344
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:28,519
[ Gasps ]
I may be of some help.
345
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,391
It all started
when my foreskin...
346
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,873
- We don't care.
- Okay.
347
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,613
Ooh.
348
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:39,008
♪
349
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,968
Yep, Birdgirl's been
our patron from the start.
350
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,970
Wha... This is your money?
351
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,886
Yep. I mean, it doesn't go
quite as far these days.
352
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,801
Says the fellow who dropped
980 Phils for his house.
353
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,847
So, you know Birdgirl, do you?
354
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,240
Yes, I do.
355
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,983
I'm her... representative
until she gets here.
356
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,682
Wow! I thought you were as close
as you could get,
357
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:05,078
but you've just got closer.
358
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:07,602
Well, we'll squeeze in a visit
to the Baltimo mines.
359
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,038
It cures what ails ya.
360
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,648
[ Arm rattles, warbles ]
361
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,346
[ Eerie music plays ]
362
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:15,697
♪
363
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,307
[ Grunting ]
364
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,788
I'm getting a real strong pull.
365
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,703
God, we're coming for you, Juju.
366
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,923
[ Warbles ]
367
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,229
[ Calliope plays ]
368
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:30,277
So every movie
features Birdgirl?
369
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,887
Every single one.
370
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,977
She's our hero.
Yours too, I'd imagine.
371
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,980
♪
372
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,155
Sausage?
373
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:42,158
[ Eerie music plays ]
374
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,596
♪
375
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,990
No, thanks.
376
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,472
You guys eat Baltimo, don't you?
377
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,213
I tell you what,
every day and every way,
378
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:56,129
just like Birdgirl tells us to.
379
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,870
[ Announcer voice ] Delicious,
nutritious Baltimilk.
380
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,481
As Birdgirl says...
381
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,657
[ As Birdgirl ]
It's Balterrific.
382
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,398
When the market for Baltimo
dried up,
383
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,182
Birdgirl told us to eat it.
384
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,073
I tell you right now,
that's how she kept our economy
385
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,794
alive and prospering...
386
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,883
well, that and the 91-hour
work week, of course.
387
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:15,061
Yep. Kids used to go to school
until Birdgirl told us
388
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,106
they were more valuable
working the mines.
389
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,282
Oh, my God. She did?
390
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:22,285
[ Eerie music plays ]
391
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:25,419
♪
392
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:29,640
Yeah. When Birdgirl returns,
as foretold by the prophecy,
393
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,991
she'll lead us
to even better days.
394
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,862
Guys, if you're wondering
why you're so tired
395
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,908
or missing a limb, it's Baltimo.
396
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,998
[ Groaning ]
397
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,654
[ Echoing ]
Jude, Jude, wake up.
398
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,439
[ Gasps ]
399
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:49,747
Mer, tell the guys I'm sorry
for taking them for granted.
400
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,881
Guys, Judy's sorry for
taking you for granted.
401
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,101
I read your letter,
all nine scrolls of it.
402
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,667
You got nothing
to apologize for.
403
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,321
We're your friends.
404
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:02,673
Next time, say it and spray it,
but don't write it.
405
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:03,718
[ Groaning ]
406
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:08,679
[ Warbling ]
407
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:13,075
Outsiders! Kill them!
Kill the hippies!
408
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,947
Hippie? In this jumpsuit?
Please.
409
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,559
Good townspeople,
don't harm them.
410
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:19,690
They're my friends.
411
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,605
Kill her!
Oh, boy.
412
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:26,567
[ Horn honks, tires screech ]
413
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,134
What?
414
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,353
You look worse
since you lost weight,
415
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:32,225
I didn't lose weight.
416
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,443
Huh.
417
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,619
Your favorite color is blue.
418
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,099
That's all you got?
419
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:41,277
[ Dramatically ]
Your favorite color... is blue.
420
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,065
You pay cash for things
just so someone will touch you.
421
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:50,982
I do. That's true.
[ Clears throat ]
422
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,680
You have no online presence.
423
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,247
I don't know what that means.
424
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:59,165
You've made zero impression
on anybody, anywhere, ever.
425
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,341
[ Voice breaking ] I can't.
426
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,125
You're an awful person.
427
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,389
I'm an awful person.
Who'd even invent this game?
428
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:09,784
You win. Is that what
you want to hear? You win?
429
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,700
Yes, yes, it is.
430
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,268
- Want to play backgammon?
- Sure.
431
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,227
Birdgirl: It started as a crazy
marketing stunt
432
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,924
that got out of hand.
433
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,013
Birdgirl was just a shill
for Baltimo.
434
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,538
But now she's a God.
435
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,888
I really can't believe
I'm about to say this,
436
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,108
but, uh, we got to
get the costumes.
437
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,544
Where is Paul?
438
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:34,069
Alright. Swing to the right.
Swing to the left.
439
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,723
Get the costumes
to the theater, stat.
440
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,854
On it.
441
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,552
[ Horns honking ]
442
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,857
[ Tires screech ]
443
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,816
[ Van door opens ]
444
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:45,036
Good townspeople.
445
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:49,389
[ Heroic music plays ]
446
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:52,043
It was foretold, and it is her.
447
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:55,177
It is her,
and she's here to save you.
448
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,354
[ Slow-clapping ]
449
00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,747
[ Applause ]
450
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,184
[ Arms rattling, warbling ]
451
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,534
They're clapping their arms off.
452
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,841
I know. Can you believe it?
Oh.
453
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,148
Oh, God.
Tell them to stop clapping.
454
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:12,368
♪
455
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,371
Oh, God.
456
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:16,633
Not the old lady.
457
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,113
[ Voice breaking ]
Not the old lady.
458
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,115
[ Warbling ]
459
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:24,728
♪
460
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:25,729
[ Whooshes ]
461
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,644
Evie, you're the cure.
462
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:31,082
I talk to buildings.
What, I can't talk to molecules?
463
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,128
♪
464
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,305
No! The Baltimo
is what's hurting you!
465
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:39,047
Use reason!
Think about it!
466
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,657
[ Groaning ]
467
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,311
[ Warbling ]
468
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,008
Don't bother.
469
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,054
You guys already
filled the hole in me...
470
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,795
the metaphorical one.
471
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,100
You were my team.
472
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,406
[ Groans ]
473
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,017
[ Voice breaking ]
Not the old lady.
474
00:19:57,457 --> 00:20:01,025
[ Warbling ]
475
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:04,246
[ Whooshing ]
476
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:14,169
♪
477
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,041
It's done.
478
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:21,698
[ Alarm blaring ]
479
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,570
Turns out it's not.
480
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:25,963
Aah!
It's gonna blow!
481
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,314
The dam, not his [bleep]
482
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,362
[ Dam rumbling ][ Groaning ]
483
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,234
Aah! Aah!
484
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,715
Bird Team, go!
485
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,240
[ Warbling ]
486
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,111
♪
487
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,244
[ Groaning ]
488
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,988
[ Rumbling stops ]
489
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,513
It's done.
490
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,471
[ Rumbling ]
491
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,691
There are still people
in the mines!
492
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,433
[ Scoffs ]
Fine, I'll go.
493
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:05,438
♪
494
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,483
Hell of a golf shot.
495
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:10,443
♪
496
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,880
Does she scare you
just a tiny bit?
497
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,490
Together: Who, her? Yes.
498
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,493
Man: Even though we weren't
saved from total destruction,
499
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,409
thankfully, Birdgirl and her
friends have generously offered
500
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,890
to relocate everyone
while they rebuild Sebben Town
501
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,196
exactly as it was,
but way better.
502
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,329
- We have?
- Eh, that may have been me...
503
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:29,331
on behalf of the team.
504
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,986
I speak for Judy Ken Sebben
505
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:35,555
when I say it's a new day
at Sebben & Sebben.
506
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,948
She will atone for the sins
of her father
507
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,385
and clean up this mess...
508
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,735
While not admitting guilt.[ Laughs ] Whoa!
509
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:44,477
A little Baltimo's still
in there, huh, Jude?
510
00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:54,051
[ Rattling, creaking ]
511
00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:56,924
[ Crashes ]
512
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,665
Welcome to the Nest.
513
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,754
This is just a little something
I threw together
514
00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:03,147
when I was a little too into us.
515
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:06,368
[ Chuckles ]
Yuck, right?
516
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I hate this height.
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Woman: [ Rapping ] ♪ Who is
the girl that saves the world? ♪
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♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
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♪ Wings of fire,
unique like pearls ♪
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♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
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♪ Who's the one
they can't defeat? ♪
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♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
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♪ Ultra fierce and so unique
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♪ Hey! Birdgirl!
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♪ Birdgirl! Hey! Hey!
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