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Oh ! It's fantastic !

Fra lein Roop ...

Be nice.

Warning !

Here Radio Rio Dio.

100,000 watts of pi t Saving and tonic!

Any unintended use

is fined and prison. Amen!

B nie is the religion of yesteryear ...

It's good for me !

Let us love each other.

It's good for me !

B nie is the religion of yesteryear ...

It's very good for me!

Small Town, USA,

average people,

very ordinary.

Simple people. In every street,

behind every door, who will you find?

Your neighbors.

That's what it is.

Friendly people,

welcoming and generous

that give new meaning

the word '' democracy ''.

People like Mr. Peterbuilt,

the aptly named.

His obsession:

garbage.

Profession:

dustman.

His hobby:

BAlSER!

Lola Langousta ...

and his black sock.

lnsatiable!

Lola Langousta.

More qu'unpic e than a Mexican dish!

Semper Fidelis,

representative who goes door to door,

bon vivant, sweetener,

specialist in bracelets and scams.

To buy her lingerie, we leave his shirt on.

loot the chest of the absent husband while he pate

the woman with coupons and trinkets.

Culture is embodied by a leathery teuton:

Martin Bormann!

Adept of the piano tail

and the coffin.

Two dedicated workers,

here is Beau Badger on the left

and Tyrone on the thigh,

climbing the Great T tons

from Junkyard Sal,

boring and slobbering together

for the common good.

Their employer,

a dominatrix,

sucks mercilessly the marrow

of the working class.

This is Lamar Shedd

waving high his tendard

in the battle daily.

Flovilla Thatch,

dental assistant

and sexual object,

procuress sail and steam,

indispensable Small Town!

Voil Zöbulon, humming, nice,

the men's best friend,

true Uncle Tom.

Lavonia, never migraine!

The kidneys are always ready

for the odyss es of the lower abdomen, fleece on fleece,

the affét of the '' empty stool ''.

At the same time dentist and marriage counselor,

this is Dr. Asa Lavender

cleaning tartar and caries,

bringing together homeless households.

Rhett, demanding kid,

vain teenager, potential champion of the decathlon,

qualified in all series, except one !

Small Town is like your city or mine,

the high street is still working.

Looking for the '' American Dream ''?

Do not look any further, it's here,

Small Town, USA.

Behind every door, every story,

a benefactress, the abundant Eufaula Roop!

But this is another story.

It is not so simple !

Eh yes ! Even Small Town,

there are dissatisfied

and unhappy within opulence.

Lavonia, I love you. Not moving ! I care about it !

Get out of it, shabby!

Oh, Lamar Shedd!

This is the last time I have it in the ass!

Shit !

Radio Rio Dio 100,000 watts of authentic faith

I was blind, too,

dear brothers and sisters!

Now I see!

You will see the Light, you too !

On Radio Rio Dio, 100,000 watts

of faith and pi t sunk on the Southwest!

You all who prepared your pencil

during our saving anthem,

Here's the address to get the B Mni Handkerchief!

Send a dollar first a single dollar,

but no checks or stamps,

Hankie, Rio Dio, Texas,

good care of the wave vang liste,

on Eufaula Roop,

who brings salvation and hope at home,

or in your car, your truck,

your sedan or your cabriolet.

Here is the hour of salvation!

After the laying on of hands, after the imposition of the feet,

I have a wonderful new for you,

wonderful listeners:

Radio Rio Dio inaugurates

the electronic renaissance and saving

by the imposition the radio!

Many of you

Feel pretty bad tonight.

Without being able to put his finger on it, something is wrong,

maybe it is that a simple cold of the brain,

maybe you are seated, or bedridden?

Well, you're the best tonight!

Healing can happen

in many ways,

because tranges are the ways of salvation.

Here is new!

The cure by the radio!

But yes, brothers and sisters!

Place your suffering part

on the post!

Here! What is suffering, on the radio!

Let it heal.

What hurts stop hurting!

What is hard to relax and what is small is growing longer!

That which is profane resurrects!

Our destiny is in Your hands.

Was not it a hymn delicious and well sang?

That must be enough

put you chills in the back, dear brothers and sisters,

to hear such music! And I hope

that you enjoy of my offer of salvation!

It does not matter which buildings,

torture and aggression,

the sufferings of your deep being.

No matter your despair lonely in the dark night.

Here is the Hand of Salvation

that restores strength what is weak!

Wonderful, no?

The feeling celestial, supreme,

that what was dead revives!

Voil , Lamar. You feel better ?

And we are finishing our broadcast on Radio Rio Dio.

Here is Eufala Roop ...

You need some rest.

... who wishes you a good night,

bringing salvation in AM ...

and FM ...

with 100,000 watts of domestic therapy.

Goodbye, tomorrow!

The glow of dawn Light Small Town

every day,

and yesterday's events are forgotten.

Free enterprise, foundation of Small Town!

Junkyard Sal b tit the American Dream!

The rejects of progress.

Scrap leaves the plow, from which are born the '' Vigilants '',

yesterday's Pontiac the fuse of tomorrow will come out.

Small Town Arms the Nation.

The waste industry, ironing machines,

from the bike to the bulldozer,

to the ruins of history.

There are great things to do,

and Small Town to the right men.

it's time to linger

when is the moment to go to work.

You forget your bowl!

It's peanut butter, I hope!

See you soon!

Hey, Sal! Sorry to be late.

I will do hours more.

At Sal, there are all kinds of people:

Zbulon,

member of the minority from Small Town,

a bubbling melting pot.

His dream

is to have one's own self.

This is Beau Badger and his friend Tyrone.

Beau is a redneck,

mean and shabby.

Tyrone is racist, coarse, primitive,

and tatou .

The lie of humanity

human wrecks, bulky debris

the Boulevard du Progr s.

Bitter, anxious,

they are d sh rit s, rejected without appeal.

Their choice is simple and sad:

bottle or scrap.

At Junkyard Sal, they have at least

a usefulness ...

Even them

can still be useful in the service of Sal.

No shit ?!

Junkyard Sal ... a concentrate industrial strength

and recreation of Small Town, USA.

Recreation for

realize the dream of any woman with warm blood:

to seduce an innocent young man.

Lavonia knows the old adage:

'' Diabie inspires The idle hands '' ...

or something like that.

As Lavonia says: "From a boy, I'm making a man."

She is a teacher very enthusiastic!

The first experience, it's often

'' you swim or you run ''!

He is immersed immediately

in the abyss of the stupor,

encouraged to wade in the waves of lust.

Lavonia has a method very personal.

In the swamp of desire,

here is the first assault effr n ,

then the subtle seduction.

A young person learns quickly, like it should be.

For Lavonia, it's very rewarding

to pamper a young guy

on the shores of valor, before you go out

wild ecstasy the terminal exam!

People from Small Town have fun hard,

work hard.

They like what's hard.

Let me help you,

'' Leave work to women ''.

Go back!

That's Sal's motto

and she has success in the scrap industry.

Get your ass out of this door!

Businesswoman in scrap

- a new way for women -,

Sal is a sexual pioneer,

the avant-garde the liberation of women.

You know how to hold something!

You look tired. Have you slept enough?

All night long.

Her hen also had to rest.

You're right, Beau.

I would like to keep it awake.

Yeah, wake up!

Lamar, go to the office

take a nap

on the big bed.

No, no jokes, Sal, It's going to go.

Are you afraid of the boss?

I have a busy mind,

my correspondence courses, everything a.

''Correspondence courses'', shit, then!

You said it, Beau!

I'm trying to improve myself, to make more money.

I work during the night.

If you want an extra job ...

Yeah, Sal, I know where to go.

However,

on the Pecos, At the school of bucolic badinage,

the young Rhett passes the exam with clat and special mention.

Lavonia, his teacher Dedicated and satisfied,

improve athletic abilities of his brilliant l ve.

What's your name ?

Rhett, ma'am.

It's a nice name!

How old are you, Rhett?

14 years old, ma'am.

I never used to tap a young Rhett 14 years old.

You're good for your size.

Sure, I'd like, Sal.

Lamar is a blessed ass!

Yeah, Beau.

Stop criticizing Lamar this way!

Stop your bullshit!

What?

You are with Lamar

because he is the new darling!

New darling, yeah!

I do not want to listen to you anymore! I have my job.

I do not get it why Lamar supports

this cute ass he calls a friend!

Yeah, beautiful, a cute ass!

I do not want to hear speak so of Lamar!

You're running out of friends.

Poor shabby whites!

Obscure sluts!

It's okay! Stop! You will hurt yourself!

You see, Tyrone,

I always told you

he had white blood in the veins.

Yeah, a lot of white blood!

Self-employed, Semper Fidelis,

door seller door.

The others make infarcts in the office, he is on the road.

Fidelis is the VRP the best performer of Small Town.

But he does not sell the same old things:

greeting cards, toothbrushes and brooms, but ...

Frederico's lingerie,

the shop that ignites

the imaginary classes averages since always.

And then, to be able to choose

in his own living room, at home ...

Hello, M'ame! Let me introduce myself:

Semper Fidelis, from Frederico's, you know

lingerie ... here are the new features studied

for ladies like you.

I'm sure that you will be interested

yes, you're interested!

The piece of resistance.

A satin dress!

A bol ro!

A pretty wig!

A golden necklace!

A tie !

'' The easy Spanish ''!

ld al for moonlighting!

As true as my mother baptized me,

your husband will not see anything!

What is in the other suitcase?

Madame would not be interested.

Oh yes, I am!

These articles are for gentlemen!

The p portentd s are wearing?

I would like to show you this!

A bust developer,

from Frederico's, Winsconsin.

It's connected on the kitchen faucet.

I show you.

A bust developer, for me !!

Sexist asshole!

I did not want to upset you.

Mr. Fidelis, Does it exist for men?

A developer for men?

Not for the bust, stupid! To lengthen ...

Very big!

Curious ld e. I'm going to beak at my place.

Nice bra, sexy panties.

I am neither rich nor known, but I fuck!

Garter rhyme with legs in the air.

Since I put these stockings,

I see that your emotion is growing!

For the physical, you are a star!

I have other pants in the car.

You accept credit cards?

I'm cool. We will be able to arrange.

Wear it at the bank!

- Where are you going? - Direct at home.

You stay there! The boss wants to see you.

Extra hours.

It's not over for Lamar. Work makes happiness

especially that of the boss, even if this one

work too.

Lamar goes to school in the evening, but he does not forget his taste

for the back ... things !

Luck does not arrive

only once. Sal is very clear about this!

Lamar ch ri, you want to enter

and put your ass!

Sal, I have to go home. See you tomorrow OK ?

The future of Lamar is at stake.

Damn, Sal! I do not know what a way to do!

One way at a time is enough!

Inside!

Where do you end up

also dry to Assedic!

- Come on, we're mate! - Yeah, we mate!

What to do ? cooperate or lose my job!

The choice is simple for Lamar: or he is vir

or goodbye evening classes!

The boss is a woman: what to say ?

Men, It goes with the music.

At work, Lamar!

Radio Rio Dio brings the salvation of the Southwest,

100,000 watts

of saving faith.

Your own salvation, my brothers! It's time to relieve yourself!

Love eachother !

Yes, of course it's Eufaula Roop,

your '' Salvator of Waves '' by imposing the radio,

for a day of help and relief.

But before, I ask you an intimate question:

did you receive your pillow in satin from Mount Rushmore

and the promised land?

Auditors from our 38 states

we wrote many times

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They still want some! If you have not ordered anything,

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On the one hand, familiar faces Mount Rushmore: Washington,

Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Aaron Burr

who are contemplating you in intimacy

on satin background, in super colors!

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no checks or stamps please,

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Dear friends, time relief came!

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a miracle of electronics and radio!

What was destroyed resurrect!

The weak becomes strong!

What was short is getting longer!

Those who were frustrated are filled!

OK, Lamar ... your way.

Remember, my friends, your problems ...

Tyrone! I'm going to kick your ass!

Wait a bit !

You will have wanted it, son of a bitch!

Your turn !

Are you in a hurry?

No. I am late ! I have to go !

Do not shit, I do not like!

Take a, yellow liver!

Dumb this damn voyeur!

I do not support these fucking perverts!

This is valid for you, Lamar!

I do not like guys who do not fuck normally!

So, dear friends, you put your suffering part

on the radio with your pillow Mount Rushmore,

and resume with me my favorite hymn:

'' Relieve me, comfort me! ''

Connard!

Lamar wonders

why he must carry his cross.

Days like a are suffering

for him who does not wait of life that a diploma

and marital happiness with the Lavonia tire.

It's a miracle that Lamar participates

"Friday Fever"!

Show business!

There is nothing like it ... even Small Town.

The local superstar is Lola Langousta,

the hottest creature south of the Rio Grande!

His crazy body electrifies

the libido of a moist audience.

Lola Langousta, favorite of Mexicans,

'' Uno number '',

the number one as they say in Mexico.

Lamar is a little late.

Instead of going home,

the average man does not resist

a drink well packed and very cool.

Why this place among all the bars?

Fate or a day p nible led him ...

towards adventure.

A beer!

This Lola Langousta is not unknown to us.

In fact, it is Lavonia disguised.

Let's see!

Two dollars!

The fleece is different,

but it's Lavonia under his war painting.

Remember a little:

she bought, coming from Frederico's,

lingerie Semper Fidelis,

which gave him

an idea to bring back

the bizarre sexual behavior Lamar normal.

Lavonia thought she had need only a suit

and Mexican jargon, Being sexy enough.

Anyone would recognize her,

even with a wig!

But you have to keep present to the mind

we are dealing a guy with Ql of 37!

Excuse me.

Well, it's a way to attract attention

even if the guy is not varnished.

It looks like drugs.

This pill could kill Godzilla!

Take him away!

Fortunately he did not finish it!

Laviona ... uh, Lola

will try the impossible for whoever

except her, a burning creature:

to provoke the ection

in a drugged man by manipulating his tail

in every way, allowing

Lamar to cross the course, and to be able

fuck normally.

There is the way ...

but a good doctor begin with the essentials.

You're not a man! Lola will make you a real man!

I will show you how do you go about it

in Mexico !

And now !

As we say,

Lola is the woman the kindest in the world!

Resolved, decided, Lola draws from her tank

of carnal magic.

I know what you need.

As Lola says: '' The black sock never misses ''.

It's a trick to me!

She begins by slipping adroitly

the machine of Lamar.

I'm going to heat her up a bit.

Nobody is going to see you. Relax!

You're going to make Lola a happy woman.

She is not reluctant At no time his effort,

resorting to old stuff handle broom.

The maximum result is immediate.

This is the biggest penis I have never seen.

I want it.

I want your tail.

There remains the final test.

That's it, you're a good boy!

Lola is pleased with the results

from his work, using Lamar

like a sex object.

You know how to do it!

You do not speak a lot,

but in bed, what are you good at

Where am I?

Lola Langousta is the woman the happiest in the world!

We see that Lola succeeds

a normal fuck, no frills.

A silent man is a member of good will.

Lola is nice with Gringo!

Gringo is nice to Lola!

It's like we're doing it!

It's better than behind!

Take me !

There is nothing better that a good fuck!

Where am I?

What is going on ?

What you need,

it's something who is requinque you.

Treat a poivrot requires more than talking.

To heal Lamar

of his '' backward trend '', Lola or Lavonia

know that his practice,

though spectacular, is not a cure.

Lola can get rid of it of his '' reflex '',

if the care continues,

and the threat of a '' reversal ''

will disappear never despite the circumstances.

Although she speaks in Mexican jargon,

she paints a portrait flattering of his guy:

2.15 m and more rough

a clobber with a sex

twice as big than the one she fiddles with,

in the company of a horde

of 6 huge and hateful ...

'' vaqueros '', cowboys Mexicans hating Whites.

Yes, Lola,

or rather ...

dynamic persuasion from Lavonia

p n tre the soft gear Lamar and pack it!

Although we can forget the start

that causes medicine,

Lamar has fucked normally,

helped by the black sock.

But, very important,

he must see things in the face.

I did not see anything.

Come back !

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Some days,

nothing is going right.

Let's see what Lola ... Lavonia

at the head.

You forget your hat, ma'am!

Confuse ... not what!

It's a simple story.

Mr. Peterbuilt, I will devour you

rather than 10 times.

I like that!

It is 3 pm Still 2 hours before the end of the day Small Town.

But some have never finished,

they teach with enthusiasm.

Lavonia, after the summer school with Rhett,

prepare the mastery with Mr. Peterbuilt.

She often looks at the clock.

It will take Lamar

time to change his tires.

Earlier than expected!

It's going to be interesting.

Explain ... in Mexican!

I said in Mexican!

Adios!

What is it, this wig?

This dress ? These red shoes?

I had stamps Parcel Savings!

And my ass! Who is he?

Get out !

Go away !

I said: deramp!

Do not come back anymore!

Especialy of pork!

You are the best fucker from Small Town, but I do not care!

I send you my lawyer tomorrow morning !

This is inadmissible by a court!

These are words in the air.

But let's see more deeply.

You think that I misbehaved,

that I am unfaithful.

Let's stop talking about it. You have to consult

a professional, save our reports.

Save their relationships? It could also complete them!

No problem, Lavonia,

the only one who can save us is Dr. Asa Lavender.

Dentist and counselor

He is the dentist of Small Town,

He is also a marriage counselor, On the occasion.

Ah! The veil!

As I said, in the peaceful town of Small Town,

nothing can escape Mr. Lavender.

But this case is unique!

This young guy has a pretty woman and can not ...

in short ... you know the problem.

The problem of Lavonia, if it is one, is simpler.

She suffers... of acute enthusiasm!

She claims personalized care.

But let's leave Lamar and Lavonia

to the tender care of Dr. Lavender and his nurse Flovilla Thatch.

What is your problem?

I can only do it ... from behind!

And it hurts.

I understand.

This is Lamar's problem. Me, these are the teeth.