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OK, five hours to go.
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Does Liam like pirates?
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Of course! It was Ray's idea.
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Who doesn't like pirates?
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This is the child who's
scared of Sooty.
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Who only lasted three minutes
when we went to see Pirates Of The Caribbean.
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And that was just
the advert for ice cream.
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Just built the poop deck on
me pirate ship.
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Ohh! Never thought I'd get it done.
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It's very impressive, Ray. I imagine
you can see it from the moon.
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This is amazing.
Liam is gonna be made up.
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I wish I'd had a birthday
party like this.
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Ray, what else?
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Right, yeah, yeah...
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You're not doing too much, are
you? End up all stressed out?
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Look how calm I am.
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I was just saying to Ray before that
I feel really, really...
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Calm. We both are.
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Look at me parrot cake.
It's all homemade!
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Can we see now?
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No, can you wait till later?
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Mum, isn't this great? Oh, yeah!
Ray found it on eBay.
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�15, plus postage from Afghanistan.
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Do you know what?
I've never been so organised.
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Now, I wouldn't do that...
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Uh-uh, sexist! I know what I'm doing.
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Thank you so much for this, Mum.
I don't know what I'd have done.
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I've let everyone know
the change of address.
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It's fine but I've only agreed to
do it on the proviso
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that you cut back and don't go mad.
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I've cancelled the performing
octopus. OK?
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I'm only thinking of you. And me.
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I'm calm. Completely calm!
Oh, yeah, I can see that!
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Isn't it a shame Ray's gone
to all that trouble
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building that pirate ship and he's
not gonna be able to use it?
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Oh, no, he's brought it.
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Luckily it was a flat pack so you
just use it again and again.
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But where's he going to put it?
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There.
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What about my plants?
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Ray, watch me mum's plants.
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They'll be fine. Isn't it great?
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Oh, yeah! So
glad you've brought it!
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What are those?
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Me oars. Got to have the oars.
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What for?
All for the dressing! The look.
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You looking forward to this, kids?
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I hate pirates.
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It's all gonna end in tears.
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Ray is so excited.
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Oh, I know.
Is this party for Liam or Ray?
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You know when he was a kid,
he never had a birthday party.
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So it is for Ray. You know what his
mum and dad are like,
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they'd even put a downer on a wake.
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Ohh, might be a surprise for
you later!
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What?
You know I don't like surprises.
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You'll have to wait and see.
Right, what does this say?
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"Sandcastles"?
What was I doing with sandcastles?
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"Sandwiches". I'm on top of them,
what next?
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Oh, Mum! I didn't want them
sliced like that!
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I wanted them in little triangles,
like boats, not squares.
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You can cut the squares cross ways.
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Then they'll be too small! They're
meant to be galleons, not dinghies.
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Well, maybe you should have said!
Or maybe you should have done them yourself.
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Have we got enough bread left
to start all over again? You can't be serious!
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I'll get Ray to go to
the shop and get some more.
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Oh, Paula... It's fine,
it's ages before the kids arrive.
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What time are they coming?
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Ray, don't put the crows' nest there!
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Calm, calm...
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Come on,
we've all been sitting in the car.
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We can't wait all day, you know.
There's a party with my name on it.
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I'm not feeling great.
I might sit this one out.
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Oh, Mand! I just feel a bit ugh.
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Why don't you try,
"the dog ate my homework."
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You should have said you had the
squits. Cos no one thinks you'd lie about it if you didn't have them.
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You know how
I love a birthday party.
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Well, you go then! I really do feel
sick. I'm not putting it on.
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OK, well prove it. How?
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By coming to the party.
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So you're saying if I come to
the party, I really am ill
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and if I stay at home,
I'm putting it on. Yeah.
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A sort of witches' ducking
stool logic?
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Exactly. Well, come on.
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Pirate ship's up.
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That was quick.
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Special quick release bolts
for ease of assembly.
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That must be what's blocking
out the daylight.
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Did you need planning
permission for that?
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I actually did check, but for a
temporary structure, we're fine.
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I hope I've done enough butties?
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Well, how many people have
we got coming? There's all us lot. That's... nine.
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Liam's best friend Kirk, Mitchell,
if he's got over his mumps.
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Shaky Stevie,
who he sits next to in class... I think I'll do a few more rounds.
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Yeah.
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I'll need to do loads more
if you keep scoffing them.
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They're nice. You'll have to do a
few more anyway
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cos me mum and dad are coming.
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Ah, are they? That's nice for you.
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I can't believe it. They've never
been to any of the kids' birthdays.
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Always said that they couldn't
bear to be in a room with a load of smelly kids.
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But they're coming this time.
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Can't wait to see 'em.
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I just hope they like it all.
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And I just want Liam
to have the bestest day
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and remember this forever.
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The last one.
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I just hope we're on top of
everything. Right, Long John Silver time!
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What else? What else?
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Can you wrap the presents for
pass the parcel?
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Yes.
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Presents, all pirate-themed. I want
four parcels. One present at the end and one in between each layer.
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I'm not doing that!
There's just one present at the end.
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You've got to.
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But if everyone wins a present every
time, who cares about the winner?
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I know it's weird but last year,
I did just presents at the end
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and I had tears all the way through.
But, Paula... Just do it!
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Right, that is it! I don't need
this. I'm downing tools.
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Oh, no, Mother,
please don't leave me.
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I've been up since six this
morning. I really need you.
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Well, you've got to stop
biting me head off.
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It's a children's party,
for pity's sake!
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Hello? Are we bit early?
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Yeah!
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That pirate ship's boss.
Shall I come back and pick her up in a couple of hours?
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What time are you expecting
everyone?
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Not until two. It's two now.
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No it's not, it's ten to one.
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I make it two. Me too.
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No, no, no. It's ten to one.
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Well, either we're all an hour
and ten minutes fast
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or your watch has stopped.
Now, which do you think it is?
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It's ten to...
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OK, point made.
My watch has stopped.
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It's two o' clock and I haven't done
anything. Oh, my God!
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Shall we disappear for a bit?
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Why don't you take the kids to
play on the multi-storey car park
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outside
while we get everything together?
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I haven't even done
any of the jellies or anything!
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Right...
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Sit down.
Drink this and just relax.
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It's not just about the kids.
It means so much to Ray.
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I know. Right, I'll do the pass the
parcel and you'll do...?
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Eye patches.
I haven't done them yet.
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Good. Yes, I think
I need one of these.
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There's not going to be any
pirates, are there?
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No. But I saw me dad with a hat with
skull and crossbones on...
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Shush! Can you go outside and play,
please?
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Ho-ho! Ray's excelled himself
this time.
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I'm speechless. That's a first.
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This is the best thing
I've ever seen.
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Can we set fire to it?
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Why don't you ever make
anything like this for us?
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Probably because I'm a huge
disappointment to you on a daily basis.
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Yeah, that's why... We're here!
Let's get this party started!
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Right, where's the jelly?
Aren't you glad you came?
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I'm telling you now,
I'm not playing any games.
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Can one of you get it?
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It'll just be more early kids
arriving early. On time, actually...
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That'll be me mum and dad. Don't let
them see me. I'm not ready yet.
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Oh, hello. Mum, it's your friends.
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You've come at a tricky time,
we're a bit busy right now.
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Oh, we know. Your mum told us
what a nightmare you've been having.
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So we thought it was
time for the cavalry.
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Oh, right. OK, erm... Come in.
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Hello, hello!
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Just throw it all in the mix.
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This is so kind, isn't it, Paula?
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I've brought some of me
Pixar boxsets
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if the kids want to watch any films.
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I've made some little friends,
should there be a lull in proceedings.
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"Hello, everybody, I am
Mr Verucca from the planet Pong!"
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Great!
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And Eileen said about your cake,
all destroyed.
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So I baked you a new one.
I even made it look like a carrot.
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I thought the kids would like that.
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It was a parrot cake.
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No, no! It's lovely. Thank you!
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It's wonderful, isn't it, Paula?
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Yeah, great.
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Your mum said you sometimes get
a little over worked on these occasions.
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So I've got Kalms or Quiet Life
tablets here if you want them.
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Valium if it gets really bad.
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And I know a smackhead who'll
sell you his methadone
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if it all gets too much.
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But you might want that afterwards.
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Right, OK. Thanks.
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Could do with one meself. Lucky dip.
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Ah-arr.
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See, it's all fine now.
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Brilliant.
That whisky certainly helped.
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There's none in there, is there?
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Aha, me hearties!
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Young Liam, don't be afrightened...
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He's coming for me!
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Great. What did I say?
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You would have been better getting
zombies as a theme.
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Shall I go after him? No, I'll go.
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He'll be fine.
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Eh, Pete, I made them
especially for you.
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Ta, Mum, I love jelly - you know
Mandy will never let me have it.
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You've always loved
a birthday party tea.
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You can't beat 'em. Me dad used to
love all this as well.
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Ah, yeah. Don't know what he'd have
made of the Cutty Sark in the garden, though.
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Cheese and pineapple pirate ship,
Nan?
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Oh, go on.
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Oh, my God, get it away from me.
You all right?
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It's that cheese...
it's making me feel ill.
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It's only Cathedral City.
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Aren't you feeling well?
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I did say.
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OK, you've made your point, then.
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The last time you were like this
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was when you were having Ethan
and Melissa.
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Oh, yeah. Cheese,
anything stinky in the fridge,
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Pete's aftershave or feet...
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Think you might be pregnant?
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Of course not!
Be something you've eaten.
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No. No.
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No.
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No? No!
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If I'm pregnant,
you're gonna get it.
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And not in a good way.
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Liam, come down now, love.
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You're missing your own party.
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Maybe you should take that
costume off.
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I want me mum
and dad to see it first.
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Are we expecting anyone else?
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No, that'll be them.
Bit late, but never mind...
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Hello, Eileen.
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Ray.
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All right.
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Maurice. What are you doing here?
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Just passing...
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Hey, you made it. Great!
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Come in, you got the message then,
about the change of location?
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Come on! Ahh. Nice surprise,
isn't it?
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You invited him?
239
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:02,573
I was just passing through this
part of the world to visit
240
00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:05,212
my cousin in Southport
241
00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:09,732
and then, when I knew it was Liam's
birthday, well!
242
00:14:09,733 --> 00:14:12,531
I didn't know you were all
still in touch.
243
00:14:12,532 --> 00:14:17,253
Well, me and the kids are. Through
Facebook. They're always poking me.
244
00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:19,133
Hi, kids.
245
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,413
It's Uncle Maurice. All right?
246
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,132
He's not your uncle.
247
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,532
Did you bring us any us prezzies?
248
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:30,733
Yeah, what did you get us?
Is it your birthday?
249
00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:35,012
No. No. Well, I haven't brought
you anything, then.
250
00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:37,812
Hey, where's the birthday boy, then?
251
00:14:37,813 --> 00:14:39,213
Locked in the bathroom.
252
00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:41,213
Oh, right.
253
00:14:43,613 --> 00:14:44,653
All right, Ray?
254
00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:51,612
On Planet Pong
I eat toenails for tea!
255
00:14:51,613 --> 00:14:53,253
Ladies.
256
00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:57,773
Pete. Mandy.
257
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:05,333
This is great.
I'm really glad I came!
258
00:15:09,813 --> 00:15:10,852
Who's he?
259
00:15:10,853 --> 00:15:13,012
Some bloke we met on holiday.
260
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,291
What's he doing here?
261
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,933
That's a very good question.
262
00:15:21,773 --> 00:15:23,252
What if it is true?
263
00:15:23,253 --> 00:15:27,132
It's just a bug. What about that
frozen paella you had?
264
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,491
It was only you who ate it.
265
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,451
This is exactly like the others.
266
00:15:30,452 --> 00:15:33,733
Thought it was prawns,
turned out I was preggers.
267
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:37,652
Mum...? Get it away from me.
Get it away from me.
268
00:15:37,653 --> 00:15:42,211
You're here now. You don't need to
keep putting it on. Drama queen.
269
00:15:42,212 --> 00:15:43,773
Maybe this could be a good thing.
270
00:15:43,774 --> 00:15:45,652
How could it?
271
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:51,011
A few more years, they would
have left home and I could have got me sanity back.
272
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:54,131
I'm too old and too knackered to
start all over again.
273
00:15:54,132 --> 00:15:55,851
But you loved it
when they were little.
274
00:15:55,852 --> 00:15:58,051
Before they turned into the monsters
they are now.
275
00:15:58,052 --> 00:16:01,213
When they were all cuddly
and had peachy biteable bums.
276
00:16:01,214 --> 00:16:05,293
Maybe... this is just what we need.
277
00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:10,493
Do you think? Maybe you're right.
278
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,733
Oh, yeah, bring it on!
279
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:18,293
Thanks, Jack.
280
00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:22,933
He said he's having a great time
and not to worry.
281
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:25,053
This is ridiculous. Liam!
282
00:16:26,173 --> 00:16:28,532
And what's Maurice doing here?
283
00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:30,451
You heard, he was in the area.
284
00:16:30,452 --> 00:16:33,251
Is that my surprise?
Yeah! Isn't it great?
285
00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:36,171
Yeah! I'm over the moon!
I thought you liked him.
286
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:38,773
I did until he tried to
get off with me in a wigwam.
287
00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:42,092
Oh, naughty Maurice!
That was ages ago.
288
00:16:42,093 --> 00:16:43,413
What are you drinking?
289
00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:44,453
Cokey-Cola.
290
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:48,972
That is 90 per cent whisky.
You've had enough.
291
00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:51,292
I'm... just loosening up.
292
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:54,653
I think you're plenty loose.
Where've you put the bottle?
293
00:16:54,654 --> 00:16:55,773
I've hidden it.
294
00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:59,571
What did you use to stick
your homemade eye patches together?
295
00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:01,693
Just some glue from your tool box.
296
00:17:01,694 --> 00:17:04,732
In the bright yellow tube.
297
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,212
Me extra-strong super glue. Great.
298
00:17:07,213 --> 00:17:09,933
The glue has leaked out
and now they won't come off.
299
00:17:14,773 --> 00:17:15,813
They love 'em.
300
00:17:17,813 --> 00:17:20,893
What's got into her?
I've never seen her like this.
301
00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:26,413
No idea.
Liam, come on. Open up for Nan.
302
00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:32,692
Who wants to watch a film?
303
00:17:32,693 --> 00:17:38,492
I think we all do, don't we?
What about Ratatouille?
304
00:17:38,493 --> 00:17:42,412
Is that the one with the French
rats? Why not.
305
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:48,053
I'm just going across to the chemist
to get something for removing super glue from children's skin.
306
00:17:48,054 --> 00:17:52,652
Don't ask. While you're there,
will you get a...? A what?
307
00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:54,413
You know...
308
00:17:56,573 --> 00:17:57,933
You what? I can't hear you.
309
00:17:57,934 --> 00:17:59,333
You know, a...
310
00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:05,533
I haven't got a clue what
any of that was.
311
00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:06,973
A pregnancy tester!
312
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:13,453
Got you that time.
313
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:26,891
First chance I've had to
get something to eat. I'm famished.
314
00:18:26,892 --> 00:18:28,932
It's so good to see you again.
315
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,853
Well, it's certainly a surprise.
316
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,972
How've you been?
317
00:18:33,973 --> 00:18:36,612
Well, I'm doing all right just now.
318
00:18:36,613 --> 00:18:39,413
I'm not sure it was a good idea
to have the party here.
319
00:18:41,293 --> 00:18:47,413
Oh! Melissa, don't be throwing Wagon
Wheels out of the crows' nest!
320
00:18:50,093 --> 00:18:54,972
We never did speak about what
happened when we were away.
321
00:18:54,973 --> 00:18:57,013
Oh, look, don't worry,
it's long gone.
322
00:18:57,014 --> 00:18:58,053
Of course.
323
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,933
You've got a lovely place.
It's usually a bit calmer than this.
324
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:09,772
I'm travelling round visiting folks
325
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:12,252
because I find it a bit...
326
00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:14,532
solitary at home.
327
00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:18,972
I like to be out and about
and meet people.
328
00:19:18,973 --> 00:19:20,573
Hmmm.
329
00:19:23,813 --> 00:19:24,853
Do you find that?
330
00:19:24,854 --> 00:19:28,973
No, no, I like my own space
sometimes.
331
00:19:31,693 --> 00:19:33,492
Have you had some food?
332
00:19:33,493 --> 00:19:35,212
Oh, yes, thank you.
333
00:19:35,213 --> 00:19:37,892
But don't you think it'd be nice
to...
334
00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:41,813
share your life with anyone again?
335
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:47,533
Well, I'm quite caught up in getting
through this party at the moment...
336
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:52,853
Because you know, I do think that
we had a very special connection.
337
00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:56,053
If you have that...
338
00:19:56,054 --> 00:19:57,933
No, not this again.
339
00:20:00,493 --> 00:20:02,411
Melissa, what have I told you?
340
00:20:02,412 --> 00:20:04,973
She's gonna have someone's eye out
with those pizza slices.
341
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,493
I've called them
but there's no answer.
342
00:20:16,494 --> 00:20:18,412
Who?
343
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:19,452
Me mum and dad.
344
00:20:19,453 --> 00:20:23,372
Oh, well.
This is a great party, isn't it?
345
00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:28,772
Do you still think they might come?
No. Maybe they're stuck in traffic.
346
00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:31,972
They live four streets away.
347
00:20:31,973 --> 00:20:34,171
I really wanted them
to come just for once
348
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,331
and see what a proper kids'
party is like.
349
00:20:36,332 --> 00:20:38,133
We have gone to so much trouble!
350
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:41,453
I might as well take all this off.
351
00:20:41,454 --> 00:20:42,932
Shall I put it on?
352
00:20:42,933 --> 00:20:47,773
You what? Have you ever tried
putting a chocolate finger in a fizzy drink?
353
00:20:49,013 --> 00:20:50,413
Have you been drinking?
354
00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:55,533
No, shush. Don't tell me mum.
355
00:20:57,573 --> 00:21:02,092
She thinks I've been necking
all the whisky... and I have.
356
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:06,612
I feel fantastic!
What is the point in being stressed?
357
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:10,133
Walk the plank! We haven't done
walk the plank-ness!
358
00:21:12,853 --> 00:21:14,571
Just saw Weird Steve from next door.
359
00:21:14,572 --> 00:21:17,291
He said the kids are looking
in his bedroom from the crow's nest.
360
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,213
Did you tell him to sod off? Yep.
361
00:21:19,214 --> 00:21:20,292
Good.
362
00:21:20,293 --> 00:21:21,893
And this is for you.
363
00:21:22,973 --> 00:21:24,611
I'm too terrified to find out.
364
00:21:24,612 --> 00:21:26,933
We're better off knowing.
It'll be nothing.
365
00:21:34,453 --> 00:21:36,853
Who's in there?
It's me, Liam, Auntie Mandy.
366
00:21:36,854 --> 00:21:40,212
Have you been in there
the whole time?
367
00:21:40,213 --> 00:21:44,892
Yeah. It's peaceful in here.
I've just had a bath.
368
00:21:44,893 --> 00:21:46,451
Come on, out of there now.
369
00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:48,973
Do I have to?
I was just about to have a facial.
370
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,133
Yeah, now.
371
00:21:52,653 --> 00:21:56,412
Go on, go downstairs.
No more messing about.
372
00:21:56,413 --> 00:22:00,573
Oo-arr! Who's next to walk the plank,
landlubbers?
373
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,532
Oh!
374
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:08,373
Oh, hiya, Eye, sorry about...
I hope you don't mind me...
375
00:22:08,374 --> 00:22:09,413
It's fine.
376
00:22:15,373 --> 00:22:16,971
They're not coming, are they?
377
00:22:16,972 --> 00:22:18,493
Doesn't look like it, no.
378
00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:24,133
I wish I had a family like yours,
Eileen.
379
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:28,093
You have. This is your family.
380
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:31,253
Come here, you daft apeth.
381
00:22:44,053 --> 00:22:45,933
Are you sure none of the kids
want to play?
382
00:22:45,934 --> 00:22:47,412
It appears not.
383
00:22:47,413 --> 00:22:49,213
Keep it moving.
384
00:22:55,893 --> 00:22:57,652
Oh, it's me!
385
00:22:57,653 --> 00:23:01,173
Hey! No cheating, you.
Only one layer.
386
00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:04,453
Still more to go.
387
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:09,213
I like it when you get a little
something in between each layer.
388
00:23:19,693 --> 00:23:21,013
Sod it.
389
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:27,572
Stay right where you are. Just
getting a top up.
390
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,052
You found it.
391
00:23:29,053 --> 00:23:32,811
Yeah, and you're not having any
more. When will this ordeal be over?
392
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:36,131
We're just getting going.
Oh, no, I'm run ragged here.
393
00:23:36,132 --> 00:23:40,253
You're pilatic, and Maurice is
making moves on me again. What next?
394
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:41,452
Where is Maurice?
395
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,932
Hopefully, he's gone.
396
00:23:43,933 --> 00:23:45,693
Can I come down now?
397
00:23:50,093 --> 00:23:51,813
What the hell's going on here?
398
00:23:53,493 --> 00:23:55,252
She's lost the plot, Nan.
399
00:23:55,253 --> 00:23:57,692
Walk the plank. Isn't it great?
400
00:23:57,693 --> 00:23:58,971
Get that child down.
401
00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:01,813
You get one question wrong,
you take one more step towards
402
00:24:01,814 --> 00:24:03,412
the crocodiles.
403
00:24:03,413 --> 00:24:05,931
What was the name of the pirate
Johnny Depp...
404
00:24:05,932 --> 00:24:09,253
Paula, will you get him
down and get that blindfold off!
405
00:24:11,653 --> 00:24:13,493
And what's wrong with these two?
406
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:16,052
They got their questions wrong.
407
00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:18,731
They're just being oversensitive.
No bones broken.
408
00:24:18,732 --> 00:24:20,373
Right, who wants another go?
409
00:24:21,973 --> 00:24:23,893
What the hell's going on in there?
410
00:24:25,293 --> 00:24:27,373
Heaven help us!
411
00:24:31,173 --> 00:24:32,493
Maureen and Maurice!
412
00:24:32,494 --> 00:24:34,372
You better not look.
413
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:35,973
Oh, get a room.
414
00:24:47,813 --> 00:24:49,331
You'd better stock up on sleep
415
00:24:49,332 --> 00:24:52,093
because in eight months' time,
you won't be getting any.
416
00:24:52,094 --> 00:24:54,133
No? Oh, yeah.
417
00:25:02,493 --> 00:25:03,533
I'm so sorry.
418
00:25:06,453 --> 00:25:12,373
Hey! Oh, don't go. Don't leave!
We've got loads more games!
419
00:25:14,373 --> 00:25:16,493
The party's just getting started!
420
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,852
It's a bloody madhouse.
421
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,373
Take them straight to A&E.
422
00:25:26,853 --> 00:25:27,973
Whee!
423
00:25:40,253 --> 00:25:44,932
Oh, dear, I'm pooped.
You got through it, well done, Nan.
424
00:25:44,933 --> 00:25:48,332
Thank you. Just got a text
off me mum.
425
00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:52,051
They went to Cheshire Oaks - there
was a great sale on, apparently.
426
00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:55,333
She actually said
she probably didn't miss that much.
427
00:25:57,453 --> 00:25:59,292
I knew they wouldn't come.
428
00:25:59,293 --> 00:26:01,253
Their loss, lovey.
429
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:06,732
I thought it was about time
I came down. Where is everyone?
430
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:11,332
Come here.
I saved you a bit of birthday cake.
431
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:14,852
Hey. Sorry about that pirate
costume.
432
00:26:14,853 --> 00:26:17,893
Was that you? You should have said.
433
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,012
What a great party.
434
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,413
Well, it was different.
435
00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:26,692
OK, everyone, I've got some news.
436
00:26:26,693 --> 00:26:29,373
You are going to be
a grandmother again.
437
00:26:29,374 --> 00:26:32,972
Really! Oh!
438
00:26:32,973 --> 00:26:34,293
You what?
439
00:26:36,573 --> 00:26:39,053
I was right about the retching.
Yeah.
440
00:26:39,054 --> 00:26:42,132
Was it planned? What do you reckon?
441
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:45,132
Oh, that's wonderful.
442
00:26:45,133 --> 00:26:47,573
Maybe it is. Maybe.
443
00:26:48,933 --> 00:26:51,973
Hey, come on everyone,
congratulations!
444
00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:01,813
And don't think you're palming it
off on me!
445
00:27:02,853 --> 00:27:05,012
What are they talking about?
446
00:27:05,013 --> 00:27:06,533
Auntie Mandy's gonna have a baby!
447
00:27:06,534 --> 00:27:07,693
How?
448
00:27:10,053 --> 00:27:11,373
Isn't it great?
449
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:15,973
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