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Oh, hiya.
We've come in about Ethan.
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He hasn't been spiking the dinners
with laxatives again, has he?
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No. Clingfilm over the toilet seats?
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No. Embalming the guinea pigs?
Let him talk, Mand. It's about...
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Well, it' quite surprising.
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Nothing surprises us.
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Well, look at him now.
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Exactly. I'm sorry about that.
You see...
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isn't he brilliant?
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Terrorising his sister?
Tripping her up? No. Judo.
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You what?
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We call that fighting in our house.
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The Olympic legacy team's
been going round schools
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trying out children
with different sports.
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They discovered Ethan
is a natural at judo.
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Could be a future Olympic champion.
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Is this a wind up? No, no. They'd
like him to go for regional training.
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That's judo, not fighting?
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Well, yeah.
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Now, that IS fighting.
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Dad! Mum's having one of her funny
turns. Shall we call an ambulance?
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Just having a little dance. Leave me
alone. You're a weirdo.
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Is there something I should know?
No! Just...
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enjoying meself. It's ages
since I've had a dance.
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OK.
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I picked that up. What do you think?
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"Run Ay Carumba classes..." Yeah.
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"Make money, friends and get fit."
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What's Ay Carumba?
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It's that Brazilian salsa-dance
fitness thing.
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It's like that Zumba they do,
but newer.
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You run them yourself
as a franchise.
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They're like Tupperware parties,
without the plastic boxes.
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If this works out,
we could have a chain of them.
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You could leave that boring job.
We could manage them
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and we could have staff to run
classes right across the country.
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We could retire to Rio De Janeiro.
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Maybe just go and see
if you like it first.
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I think I'll be brilliant.
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Hi, love. Thanks.
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Hiya.
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I haven't seen you for years.
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Just thought I'd try this new bus
route, see what it's like.
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Free bus pass and all.
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It goes all round the world now.
Used to go straight into town.
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Now you're going round parts of
Birkenhead you never knew existed.
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As soon as you get used to it,
they change it and it goes somewhere else.
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48's nice too. Goes down by the docks
and the river.
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I just go for a ride round
if there's nothing to do.
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It's either this or staring
at the four walls.
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Tell me about it.
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I heard about Ted. So sorry.
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Oh, thanks. I haven't seen you
since Eddie. I was sorry to hear.
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You know, me and some other women
in the same boat meet every week
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for coffee round at Maureen
Morrison's. Why don't you join us?
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Yeah. She was always such a laugh.
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Well, yeah.
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Breaks up the week.
You'll know everyone.
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I'd like that.
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Where the hell are we going now?
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What do you think you're doing?
Give it some, lad. That's rubbish.
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You're rubbish. Do you hear me?
Rubbish.
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Bloomin' heck.
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He really responds well to aggressive
encouragement. You know, tough love.
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Oh, I can't watch any more.
Wimp. Who's the wimp?
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I am.
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We've tried him on everything.
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We think this might be
the sport for him.
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Fitness runs in our family.
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I knew it. Beaten again.
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Useless. What are you?
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Useless.
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Is it Ethan?
Does he want to have a go?
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What do you reckon, son? Yeah, sure.
Come on, lad.
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He can't do it against
that big bloke. How old is he?
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He's only 15, is Vlad.
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Vlad? Vlad the Impaler.
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From Russia.
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But if he lives here for a while,
he'll become British
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then join our team.
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Oh, my God. I can't watch.
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You all right, son? Fine.
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That's enough. Get him out of there.
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Get in. That's brilliant.
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Well done, Ethan.
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What did you say?
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Imagine that's your sister. Dad!
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Well, I'd just like to welcome
Eileen to our little gathering.
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Great you could make it.
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Thanks for asking me.
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We used to go to different houses
but just come to mine now
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because I've got the most chairs.
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Did you hear about Frankie Fisher?
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Oh, no. Is he dead?
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Ah!
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They don't think he'll make it
Ah!
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I've got my phone here
and she's going to text me
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as soon as it happens.
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So we know.
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Maisie Brooks.
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She died.
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Oh, no.
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Larry Parsons. Dead.
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Oh.
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And Kenny Smith's mother's
brother's died. Oh.
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I don't know him. Neither do I.
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I don't think any of us do.
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But it's good to know, isn't it?
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Well, at least we're all still alive.
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I brought along some
fairy cakes for us.
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Oooh. Lovely! Wonderful.
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Oooh!
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Isn't the weather terrible?
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Awful.
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I thought it was
a bit brighter today.
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But it's going to get worse.
It always gets worse.
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Oh, dear.
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Do you get out and about much?
Oh, no.
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We don't go out.
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Especially after dark.
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It's too dangerous.
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Did you see on the news
that old dear had to fend off
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a burglar himself? No police about.
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He managed to tie the lad to a chair
with his dressing-gown cord
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while he waited hours
for the police to arrive.
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78 he was. Oh, no.
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I missed that. Was that round here?
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No, China.
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Oh, right.
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Is it your first time? Yeah.
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I've haven't done anything
like this before.
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It's easy peasy.
It's just like dancing, really.
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About being free. I'm good at that.
Being free and that.
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OK, ladies. Into position.
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100% enthusiasm, yeah?
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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We have other kids who are incredibly
fit and motivated
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but don't have half the ability that
Ethan's got. Great.
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And you need to look at
his fitness levels.
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Get him running or down the gym.
And his diet.
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Chicken, vegetables,
brown rice from now on.
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You might as well
call it a day now.
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There's the fitness plans
and diet books.
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I know he can do this.
We'll work on it together.
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He does eat healthily anyway.
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Where did he get them from?
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Really use those hips.
Thrust at the end, yeah?
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Yeah? I think you've got it now.
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Oh, sorry I'm late.
Is it OK just to...?
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What are you doing here?
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The girls at work said it was great.
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Hiya.
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You don't mind, do you?
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No, of course not.
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Have you done this before?
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No. First time.
It's great, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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That's it. You've got it. Perfecto.
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They're even saying you can get...
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cancer from watching
too much telly now.
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Do you go on any trips out at all?
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There's some really great shows
on in Liverpool.
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I'd love to go to the Echo Arena.
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Isn't it all loud pop music?
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Well, it can be, but I love
some of my grandkids' music.
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Do you know who's on this week?
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Rihanna! Who?
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Rihanna. You know.
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? Umbrella, ella, ella... ?
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I don't think that's for us.
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Oh, no.
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A song about rain.
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The weather gets me down enough
without hearing a song about it.
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Oh, well.
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Never mind.
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Amazing. Thank you all
for a brilliant class.
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Thanks. I feel incredible.
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You looked it. You're a natural.
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It's like you've been
Ay Carumba-ing all your life.
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Yeah, she's great, isn't she?
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If anyone would be interested in
taking a leaflet about running
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your own Ay Carumba franchise,
details are here.
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I've already got one.
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You're interested?
Yeah. If that's all right with you?
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Of course. You should take one.
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No. She doesn't want one.
You what?
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It's about running your own class.
You don't want to do that, do you?
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Oh, no. But you were brilliant.
I'd be a shame not to. Really?
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She's just going to throw it
in the bin. Yeah.
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Shall I throw it away for you?
Let me just read it first.
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Hiya, Rita. Everything all right?
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I hope you don't mind me knocking.
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It's just... You know you were
saying about that Rihanna girl?
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Yeah. Well, I love that song.
You know about her wet-weather gear.
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Oh, yeah!
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But I felt I couldn't say earlier.
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Any road, our Tina had two tickets,
but she can't go now.
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She's gone and got
another tag on her leg
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and it's past her curfew.
But that's another story.
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Shall we go? We could do.
When is it? Tonight. Now.
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No?! Yeah, come on.
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She's meant to be a bit of a slut
in the show,
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but it'll get us out and about.
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Well, I was going to put
a coloured wash on.
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But, you know, that can wait.
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I'll just throw something on.
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Hey, I could do with a boogie.
Come on!
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Go on, son.
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What have you stopped for?
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Come on, lad. Keep going.
Go on. Go on.
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Come on, Ethan. You can do it.
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I can't run any further.
You've got to get fit.
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I don't want to.
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Do you want a lift? Yeah!
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Mand, we're training.
He looks knackered. Poor thing.
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That's the idea. You all right, son?
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No. Melissa, open the door
and I'll jump in.
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Mandy, leave us alone, will you?
Ethan, come on. Don't stop.
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Don't push him too hard.
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It's not a rip off like
those pyramid schemes, is it?
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No. At least people are getting
something for their money.
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You know, I think it might be a bit
cramped doing it in our garage.
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I'd have to move all my tools
and my gadgets out of the way.
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Where would I put them?
We'll find somewhere else.
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Do you think anyone else
round here will be thinking
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of running a franchise? No. No.
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I was the only one
who picked up a leaflet.
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And you'd teach it?
So, you WERE good at it? Yeah.
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You just picked it up straight away?
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Yeah.
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The teacher said...
I was a natural.
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Like I'd been Ay Carumba-ing
all my life.
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That's my girl.
I've never seen you this fired up.
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This could change our lives.
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Let's do it.
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I'm going to make
a poster with the kids.
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Here you go.
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I don't know what's weirder,
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that horrible looking food
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or the fact we're sitting
eating at a table.
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Might make it easier
if we ate together.
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Look, I'm having it too.
We're a team.
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And you like chicken and vegetables.
Yeah, when it's fried.
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Why is the rice burnt?
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It's not burnt. It's brown.
And it's lovely.
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See?
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Yummy.
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Are you for real?
249
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,459
What? We've got to eat.
250
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,259
Whose are those chips?
251
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,220
Just spare. In case
anyone wants them.
252
00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:46,979
Ethan. Just try it. Mmmmm!
253
00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:51,339
These are the nicest chips
you've ever made, Mum.
254
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,019
Yummy.
255
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:56,220
I can't chew it. No more.
256
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,058
What are you doing?
257
00:14:59,059 --> 00:15:01,860
He's got to eat something.
I don't want him to starve.
258
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,300
Waste of time.
259
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,340
Night.
260
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:11,619
Well, it was a wonderful night.
Thanks.
261
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,900
I loved it.
262
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,938
I did tire of her flashing
her knickers all the time,
263
00:15:16,939 --> 00:15:20,618
otherwise, I can't remember
the last time I danced like that.
264
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,060
We should do it again. Yeah.
265
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:27,299
Perhaps not have as much
lager next time.
266
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,339
Who next then?
267
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:32,179
I'd like to see that Michael Bubbly.
268
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,299
Isn't it Buble?
269
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,659
Oh yeah, it is. Michael Bubbly!
270
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:41,380
Oh, look. Isn't that...?
271
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,259
Where the hell did she go?
272
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:47,820
Hiya, Maureen. Hello, Eileen.
273
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,819
What's that?
274
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:53,819
Oh, um... The concert.
275
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,339
Rihanna.
276
00:15:55,340 --> 00:16:00,819
You went in the end?
Yeah, yeah. It was great. Loved it.
277
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:02,420
You were on your own then?
278
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,579
Yeah, looks that way.
279
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:08,218
I didn't expect to see you
out and about after dark.
280
00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:11,218
I'm getting some milk.
Thought I'd take the risk.
281
00:16:11,219 --> 00:16:14,300
I've got a rape alarm in my pocket.
I'd better get off.
282
00:16:14,301 --> 00:16:15,740
OK. Bye, love. Bye.
283
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,180
She gone?
284
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,578
In a puff of smoke.
What's that all about?
285
00:16:23,579 --> 00:16:25,538
She can't see us together.
She'd go mad.
286
00:16:25,539 --> 00:16:27,458
And if she knew
what we'd been doing...
287
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:29,858
I didn't realise
it was a covert operation.
288
00:16:29,859 --> 00:16:31,460
Quick. She might come back.
289
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,579
I am going to do this.
290
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,139
Five, six, seven, eight.
291
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,940
Ay Carumba. Ay Carumba. Ay Carumba.
292
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,820
Ay Carumba.
293
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,620
Oh! Fancy seeing you here.
294
00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:28,499
You are joking. No.
295
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,980
But I'm doing the 4.30 class
on a Tuesday. So am I.
296
00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:36,379
Well, where are you doing yours?
There.
297
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,659
Where's yours? There.
298
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:42,339
You'll just have to do yours
somewhere else. No.
299
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:46,218
But I put the poster up first.
I was the first one to think about running my own class.
300
00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:48,980
You know I was the first one
to do Ay Carumba.
301
00:17:48,981 --> 00:17:51,579
Well, I can actually Ay Carumba.
302
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,219
Well, so can I... now.
303
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,420
Been practising
in the middle of the night?
304
00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:57,939
Of course not. Who'd do that?
305
00:17:57,940 --> 00:18:01,098
I was just a little bit ill prepared
that first lesson.
306
00:18:01,099 --> 00:18:03,458
Are you going to go through
with this? Hell, yeah.
307
00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:05,578
I've got all the girls
from work coming.
308
00:18:05,579 --> 00:18:07,098
I'm going to be rammed.
309
00:18:07,099 --> 00:18:10,980
Well, I've got all the mums
from school coming and there's 150 kids in that school.
310
00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:12,579
So that'll be... loads.
311
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:16,180
Well, we'll see, won't we?
Yeah. Yeah, we will see.
312
00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:22,259
So...
313
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,940
Eileen went to a pop concert
on her own.
314
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,618
Yeah, and I've lived
to tell the tale.
315
00:18:28,619 --> 00:18:32,058
Didn't anyone feel like going
to the pop concert with Eileen?
316
00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:35,380
Oh, no. I took a Quiet Life
and went to bed early.
317
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,220
Anyone else?
318
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,979
Rita...
319
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,939
Oh, dear. I've made a mess.
320
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:45,259
I don't know what I'm thinking of.
321
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,579
So...
322
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:47,740
any news?
323
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,739
Frankie Fisher's still not dead.
324
00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:54,699
Oh. I tell you what,
I brought a DVD.
325
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:59,060
I thought we could watch a film.
Ooh, yeah. That could be...
326
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,819
maybe not a good idea.
327
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:05,299
It's a great film. Toy Story 3.
328
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,419
A cartoon? For kids?
329
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:11,258
Well, it is a cartoon, I suppose,
but I think it's wasted on the kids.
330
00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:12,858
My grandchildren left it at mine.
331
00:19:12,859 --> 00:19:15,738
I was going to take it back
and then I thought, why not?
332
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:18,700
Well, anyway... I love
the Pixar films. Pixar?
333
00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:21,219
Yeah, they do films on computers.
334
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:24,700
I don't know how they do it.
Finding Nemo. Have you seen that one?
335
00:19:24,701 --> 00:19:28,619
Oh! All about them fish.
My grandkids have got that.
336
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,980
You think, like, you're underwater.
337
00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:32,259
Shall we watch it?
338
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:36,100
Honestly, it's a great story.
It'll cheer us right up.
339
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,459
Do we want cheering up?
340
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,900
Maybe.
341
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,259
I think it's time to go.
342
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,818
We've only just got here.
343
00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:52,740
I know. But I've just remembered
I've got an appointment.
344
00:19:52,741 --> 00:19:56,579
So I think it's time
for you to leave. Oh.
345
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,099
OK.
346
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:02,018
Thanks, Maureen. See you. Bye,
Maureen. Thanks for the tea.
347
00:20:02,019 --> 00:20:04,020
You're welcome.
See you next week. Bye.
348
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,500
Where were you?
We were meant to be training.
349
00:20:18,501 --> 00:20:20,259
I'm training now.
350
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,260
Watching Kung Fu Panda
is not training.
351
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:23,740
Kung Fu Panda 2.
352
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,139
One, two, three.
353
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,499
Cha cha cha.
354
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,859
Cha cha cha.
355
00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,099
Cha cha cha.
356
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,339
Cha cha cha.
357
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,099
Cha cha cha.
358
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:40,298
If he wants to get fit,
he should come to my class.
359
00:20:40,299 --> 00:20:43,900
Why are you doing this?
Just to make a point to Paula?
360
00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:46,779
Do you really think
I'd be that petty?
361
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:50,018
The instructor said I was amazing,
that I had a calling.
362
00:20:50,019 --> 00:20:52,380
Well, who's this judo
malarkey for, eh?
363
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,939
You or him?
364
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,460
You're turning into one
of those vile pushy parents.
365
00:20:56,461 --> 00:21:00,219
Right. Come on.
Get it right this time.
366
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,540
Merengue.
367
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,419
Merengue.
368
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,459
Merengue.
369
00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:08,180
Merengue!
370
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:14,020
Just stop it there.
371
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:18,380
That's it. That's what I do.
372
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,980
I'm speechless.
373
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,739
You break it to her, Dad.
374
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:30,860
Is it that bad? No, no.
There's nothing to worry about.
375
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:33,660
When's your first class?
376
00:21:33,661 --> 00:21:35,459
40 minutes.
377
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,700
Oh, dear.
378
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:50,819
What's his story?
379
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:52,298
Just getting him in the zone.
380
00:21:52,299 --> 00:21:55,698
OK. So we're just going to do
a warm up first. Come on.
381
00:21:55,699 --> 00:21:58,300
Come on, Ethan.
Let's have a good session.
382
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,340
Space out. On your toes.
383
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,780
On your toes. Up on those feet.
384
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:10,780
Backwards and forwards. Hips.
385
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,220
Forwards.
386
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:19,700
Hiya! You all right?
387
00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:35,459
So, here we are then.
388
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:39,139
Moment of truth.
How's the Ay Carumba-ing going?
389
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,459
Oh, it's great.
390
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:44,419
But today I'm just going to sit back
and enjoy it. Hiya!
391
00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:46,300
Hola.
392
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,899
Hey. I thought you were on my side?
393
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,059
She's paying me. Turncoat.
394
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,300
Well...
395
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:57,619
I've got free mojitos.
396
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,419
Melissa!
397
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,660
I'm going to get everyone pissed.
398
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,019
Well...
399
00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:07,699
I've got the kids
in daft costumes...
400
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:08,979
I feel stupid.
401
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:12,499
And Ray as general manager and DJ.
402
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,579
These are cutting off
my circulation.
403
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,060
Oh! First customer.
404
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,660
She's mine. She's mine.
405
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:25,220
Hiya. I'm looking for the macrame
class. Is it round here?
406
00:23:25,221 --> 00:23:26,940
First floor.
407
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:38,179
Can I have a rest?
408
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,939
Please!
409
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:42,060
Come on. Get up.
I just want to have...
410
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,060
Ethan, get up.
411
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:48,659
What are you playing at?
412
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:49,940
Are you a man or a mouse?
413
00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:01,219
Ethan, wait. Look, I'm sorry.
414
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:04,018
Come on. Come back in.
I don't want to do it any more.
415
00:24:04,019 --> 00:24:06,418
Yes, you do. I don't.
It's just no fun.
416
00:24:06,419 --> 00:24:09,260
You're good. You could be
in the Olympic team.
417
00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:11,139
I liked it when it was fun
418
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,618
and I still want to do it.
Just not like this.
419
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:15,538
I liked it best
when it was with Melissa.
420
00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:17,098
It's just a bit of training.
421
00:24:17,099 --> 00:24:18,658
No, it's not. It's everything.
422
00:24:18,659 --> 00:24:22,540
Just because you wanted to be
a footballer and you had chances
423
00:24:22,541 --> 00:24:24,579
but you didn't train.
424
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:28,060
You what? And now you're
trying to take it out on me.
425
00:24:28,061 --> 00:24:30,420
You can't make me do this.
426
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,580
I'm sorry, son. You're right.
427
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:36,260
What's got into me, eh?
428
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,739
Come here.
429
00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:40,900
I'm so sorry. Dad...
430
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,659
Hey, why don't we go
for a Maccie Dee's?
431
00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:48,139
Drive through?
432
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,460
Of course.
433
00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:52,780
Oh, go on then.
434
00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:02,300
What's the...? I know there's
something going on here.
435
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:09,339
Gotcha. I knew it. You usurped me.
436
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,259
What?
437
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:15,100
Setting up all these secret
meetings behind closed doors.
438
00:25:15,101 --> 00:25:17,459
Underground. Incognito.
439
00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:19,698
Some of the women wanted
to see the film.
440
00:25:19,699 --> 00:25:22,460
You didn't want to watch it
so they came here.
441
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,979
Not one punter between us.
442
00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,259
We're crap, aren't we?
443
00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:50,939
What now?
444
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:52,300
Mojito?
445
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:55,260
Don't mind if I do.
446
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,739
Cheers.
447
00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:01,340
Who needs Rio De Janeiro, eh?
448
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:11,780
There you go. Thanks.
449
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,220
I don't know what's happened to me.
450
00:26:15,221 --> 00:26:16,659
It's OK.
451
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:20,180
When Ronnie passed away, I thought,
"That's it. My life's over.
452
00:26:20,181 --> 00:26:22,539
"I can't enjoy myself again."
453
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:26,219
And I felt guilty
if I was having a good time.
454
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,460
We know how you feel.
455
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:31,580
I'm certainly not skipping down
the street every day.
456
00:26:31,581 --> 00:26:34,099
I find it really hard.
457
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:37,859
But I know Ted
would want me to live,
458
00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:41,139
to try and do things,
get out there.
459
00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:42,180
And you're right.
460
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,100
And it was only a cartoon.
461
00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:52,619
And it's also all right
if you don't want to watch it.
462
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,539
I think I'd like to.
463
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,499
Great.
464
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,540
Yeah.
465
00:26:57,590 --> 00:27:02,140
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