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ADULT SHELDON: Classical physics
an predict a lot about the world.
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For example,
it can tell us what happens
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when one pool ball knocks
into another.
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But when multiple balls careen
in different directions,
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we've entered the wild
and woolly world
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of nonlinear dynamics.
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And you don't need me
to tell you
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that it's impossible to predict
what will happen next.
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Actually, based on the state
of our educational system,
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you probably do.
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Now imagine
those are people.
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Even a brilliant young ball
who graduated high school at 11
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can be caught
in the maelstrom.
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Aah!
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Our first collision was set
in motion
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when Pastor Jeff
and Robin had their baby.
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Isn't he the cutest?
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- He sure is.
- Oh.Yeah, he's an angel.
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He's just happy
all the time...
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Morning, afternoon,
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middle of the night,
2:00 a.m., 3:00 a.m.,
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all the a.m.'s, really.
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Dip the pacifier
in some whiskey,
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put him right out.
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But don't use
the good stuff.
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They can't tell the difference.
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I never thought
I could love anything
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this much.
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[voice breaking]: I used to
think I loved my dog Waffles,
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but...
it doesn't even compare.
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You okay?
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Sorry.
I'm fine.
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Just haven't
been sleeping lately.
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Why don't you go home?
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We can handle things
here.
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No. No, I'm good.
I got work to do.
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[voice breaking]:
Away from my son,
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who's probably wondering
where his daddy went
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and if he's ever coming home.
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Maybe go.
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- I'll go.
- And don't worry
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about a thing here.
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Thank you.
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Oh, sure,
we can handle the food drive,
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the bulletins...
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And if you're not
feeling up to it,
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I could even give the sermon
on Sunday.
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I'm sure
I'll be fine by Sunday.
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You don't have
to decide right now.
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I'll do the sermon.
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We'll play it by ear.
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Take a hint, sister.
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Sure, I can stay
till George gets home.
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Well, Missy's not back yet,
but Sheldon's right here.
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Sheldon, you good?
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[whistles]
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Yeah, he's good.
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All right, bye.[door opens]
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I just got off the
phone with your mom.
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She's gonna work late,
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so I'll hang out
till your dad...
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I don't care.
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[door slams]
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What's wrong with her?
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Who?
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♪ I can eat my dinner...
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Everything okay?
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MISSY:
Leave me alone.
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Did something happen
at school?
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Go away.
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Are you sure you don't want
to talk about it?
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No!
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♪ 'Cause nothing compares
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I'm going number one.
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- ♪ Nothing compares...
- [door closes]
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
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*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 04 Episode 18
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Episode Title: "The Wild and Woolly
World of Nonlinear Dynamics"
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Hey, I'm gonna need you
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to drop the bulletin off
at the printers.
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And while you're out,
could you also swing
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by the bank
and make a deposit?
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Sure, and there's one thing
you could do for me.
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- What's that?
- Quit riding my hump.
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- Excuse me?
- You're not the boss around here.
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[exhales]
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No, but
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Pastor Jeff's away,
and I'm the church secretary.
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Okay.
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Take a memo.
"You're not in charge. Peg."
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[typing]
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[over stereo]:
♪ He's a fool, 'cause
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[singing along]:
♪ Nothing compares
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♪ Nothing compares
to you...
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[door opens]
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- Hey.
- Welcome home.
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What's going on?
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Mary's working late,
Sheldon's in the garage,
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and Missy's in her room
hating the world.
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What's wrong with Missy?
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My guess is a boy.
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And I hope you like this song,
because it's in heavy rotation.
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I'll go talk to her.
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That's not a good idea.
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Mm, Missy and I kind of have
a father-daughter thing.
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Maybe you
and cute, little Missy.
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This is pre-teen,
angry Missy.
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You haven't met her yet.
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I got this.
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Hmm.
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[Chuckles softly]
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Dumb and confident...
My favorite combination.
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♪ All the flowers
that you planted, Mama... ♪
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[knocks]
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Missy?
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♪ All died when you went away
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♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ I know
that living with you... ♪
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I was listening to that.
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Thought you might want
to talk.
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That's why the door was shut
and the music was loud...
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'Cause I want to talk.
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Okay. Okay.
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[clears throat]
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If this is about
a boy, I know it feels
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like the end of
the world, but
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I promise you're gonna have
other boyfriends.
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I don't want other boyfriends.
I want Marcus.
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Well, you feel that way now,
but you're only 11.
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So my feelings
don't matter?
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Uh...
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Hey, how about
we go get some ice cream?
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I'm not a child.
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- Just trying to help.
- Leave me alone!
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[sighs]
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♪ Baby, was sometimes hard...
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You are right.
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You have been here
longer than me.
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I don't see why
we can't work together.
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That'd be nice.
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Great. So, why don't you go
by the bank,
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and I will drop off
the bulletin?
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So no one's gonna
answer the phones?
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Fine. You just sit there,
and I'll go and do everything.
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Sweet.
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Oh, today's a stumper.
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Is "nipto" a word?
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You know what? This is why I was
taking charge of everything.
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Because if I don't,
nothing will get done.
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Oh, it's "pinto."
[laughs]
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This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
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Guess what, Mary.
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Things were getting done
long before you got here.
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I just want everything
taken care of for Pastor Jeff.
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Or you just like thinking
you're better than everybody.
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MEEMAW:
How'd that
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daddy-daughter thing
work out?
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I'm not in the mood,
Connie.
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I told you not to go in there,
but you knew better, didn't you?
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I don't need
your parenting advice.
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Seems like you do.
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I'm sorry. How many of
your children still talk to you?
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Oh, that's right.
Just Mary.
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I have a problem.
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- What now?
- Missy put a "Do not enter" sign
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on our bedroom door,
and I'm all for obeying posted signage,
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but it is my room, and I feel
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that gives me right of entry.
Thoughts?
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You don't want to go in
there.
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But I do.
Is Missy even
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authorized to put up a sign?
And if so,
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does that mean
I can put up a sign?
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I don't know.
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Because if I put up
a "Do enter" sign,
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which sign would have
precedence?
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Do we have a lawyer?
I should talk to a lawyer.
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She's having boy problems.
Just give her space.
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Emotionally or legally?
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Emotionally.
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Excellent. Ignoring emotions
is where I shine.
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Clearly.
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[door opens]
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- Did you not see the sign?
- I did.
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It's not legally binding.
I asked Dad.
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What are you doing?
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- Getting rid of my stupid toys.
- Hmm.
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Even your
Cabbage Patch doll?
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- I don't need a doll.
- Good.
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She was starting
to smell like actual cabbage.
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Why are you taking that
down?
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It's time to grow up.
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Leave it there.
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You don't even like
Cyndi Lauper.
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No, but it's part
of my daily routine.
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Every morning I wake up,
look over there and wonder,
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"Why is she standing
like this?"
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Too bad.
It's my room.
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It's my room, too.
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Yeah, and I don't get a say
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in any of
your stupid posters.
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These are the smartest men
who ever lived,
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so if anyone's stupid,
it's you for saying that.
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Shut up!
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You're very irritable.
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This might be why
you're having boy problems.
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Put that down!
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MISSY:
No!
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SHELDON:
Missy, I mean it!
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MISSY:
I don't care!
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SHELDON:
It's mine! Give it back!
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What did you do?!
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What the hell's
going on in here?!
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Look what she did!
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- It's his fault!
- That's enough out of both of you!
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I told you not
to come in here. Go!
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Now!
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You want
to explain yourself?
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[crying]
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We'll get you another picture.
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I don't want another picture.
I want this one.
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I told you
not to go in there.
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It's my room!
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Hey, you watch your tone!
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[door opens]
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What's going on?
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Missy tore my Professor
Proton picture,
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and now Dad's yelling
at me.
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You yelled first.
He yelled first.
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[sighs]
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I'll take care of this.
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You don't even know
what happened.
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Did she tear up his picture?
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Well, yeah, she did.
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Honestly, I can't leave
this house for five minutes
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without everything
falling apart.
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I was handling it.
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Obviously.
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[sighs]
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You yelled first.
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Missy Cooper, you apologize
to your brother
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right this second.
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[crying]:
No.
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I am not gonna
tell you again.
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Why do you always
take his side?
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I do not.
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Yes, you do.
Everybody does.
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I hate this family.
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You are grounded,
young lady.
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Fine!
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It is fine!
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Hmm,
thanks for handling that.
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Hey, Moon Pie.
Is everything okay?
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No, everything is terrible.
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Oh. That sounds like
a job for cookies.
259
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Okay, here you go.
260
00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:35,519
You're not baking them
fresh?
261
00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:38,330
Do you want me to bake
or you want me to listen?
262
00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:44,480
I'm sorry she ruined
your picture, but, you know,
263
00:10:44,565 --> 00:10:46,026
she's having a bad day.
264
00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,652
Oh, please, she can find
another boyfriend.
265
00:10:48,745 --> 00:10:51,363
- I know you're mad at her.
- I hate her.
266
00:10:51,612 --> 00:10:54,441
Hey, don't say that
about family.
267
00:10:54,526 --> 00:10:56,301
You say mean stuff
about my dad.
268
00:10:56,386 --> 00:10:58,590
That's different.
He deserves it. But Missy...
269
00:10:58,675 --> 00:11:00,566
Listen here.
She's your sister.
270
00:11:00,651 --> 00:11:02,144
She's always gonna be
your sister,
271
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,612
so you have to find a way
to forgive her.
272
00:11:05,347 --> 00:11:07,090
But she did this
just to hurt me.
273
00:11:07,175 --> 00:11:08,082
I know.
274
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,003
But she's hurting, too.
275
00:11:10,088 --> 00:11:11,440
What does that have to do
with me?
276
00:11:11,525 --> 00:11:12,573
You're the big brother.
277
00:11:12,658 --> 00:11:14,107
I'm only two minutes older.
278
00:11:14,192 --> 00:11:15,753
Which makes you
the big brother,
279
00:11:15,838 --> 00:11:19,003
which means that it is your job
to look out for her.
280
00:11:19,088 --> 00:11:20,261
That doesn't make sense.
281
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,612
Why should random birth order
determine moral responsibility?
282
00:11:23,697 --> 00:11:25,776
I don't make the rules,
Moon Pie.
283
00:11:26,127 --> 00:11:27,768
Doesn't seem like
you make cookies either.
284
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,558
What's taking so long?
285
00:11:30,755 --> 00:11:32,377
It would be nice
if I didn't have
286
00:11:32,462 --> 00:11:34,250
to come home after
a long day at work
287
00:11:34,335 --> 00:11:36,081
and take care
of everything here.
288
00:11:36,232 --> 00:11:38,194
You didn't.
I was handling it
289
00:11:38,279 --> 00:11:40,130
till you came and bulldozed
right over me.
290
00:11:40,215 --> 00:11:41,175
Sheldon was upset.
291
00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,667
This isn't about Sheldon.
292
00:11:42,752 --> 00:11:44,659
It's about you thinking
you're always right.
293
00:11:45,797 --> 00:11:47,628
MARY:
That is not true.
294
00:11:47,713 --> 00:11:50,829
This is me wishing that
after work I could come home
295
00:11:50,914 --> 00:11:52,964
and have my kids
not at each other's throats.
296
00:11:53,049 --> 00:11:56,175
And maybe once have
someone else make dinner.
297
00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:58,222
GEORGE SR.: Why? So you
could tell me how I made it wrong?
298
00:11:58,306 --> 00:12:00,703
MARY: I had a long day.
Are you trying to make it worse?
299
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,668
GEORGE SR.: Oh, I think
you already took care of that.
300
00:12:02,752 --> 00:12:04,659
- MARY: I do not.
- GEORGE SR.: You act like
301
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,009
you're the only thing
holding this house together.
302
00:12:16,308 --> 00:12:18,092
Missy?
303
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,448
What are you doing?
304
00:12:21,268 --> 00:12:23,065
Hiding from you, idiot.
305
00:12:23,229 --> 00:12:26,128
I found you.
You're not very good at this.
306
00:12:26,424 --> 00:12:27,817
Just go home.
307
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,159
- Where are you going?
- I'm running away.
308
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,806
You can't run away.
309
00:12:33,089 --> 00:12:34,128
Too late.
310
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:35,975
Then I'm telling Mom.
311
00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:38,121
Of course you are.
Then she'll side with you,
312
00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:40,612
and I'll get in trouble,
just like always.
313
00:12:41,681 --> 00:12:43,370
- Fine. I won't tell.
- Great.
314
00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:45,141
But I'm coming with you.
315
00:12:45,409 --> 00:12:47,433
You're one of the people
I'm running away from.
316
00:12:47,753 --> 00:12:50,324
I'm sorry, but I can't let you
wander at night by yourself.
317
00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:52,198
- I'm your big brother.
- We're twins.
318
00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:54,387
I was born two minutes
earlier, which apparently
319
00:12:54,472 --> 00:12:55,872
makes me responsible
for you.
320
00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:57,128
That's dumb.
321
00:12:57,213 --> 00:12:59,495
I'm not happy about it either,
but here we are.
322
00:13:03,131 --> 00:13:04,276
[sighs]
323
00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:10,450
Hey.
324
00:13:10,825 --> 00:13:12,012
Hello.
325
00:13:12,285 --> 00:13:13,435
What's up?
326
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,739
Nothing.
327
00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:16,997
Who died?
328
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,810
Whoa, did somebody
really die?
329
00:13:20,894 --> 00:13:22,290
No one died.
330
00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:23,997
Cool.
Where's dinner?
331
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,548
Anyone who wants dinner
can make it for themselves.
332
00:13:26,726 --> 00:13:27,708
I am not cooking.
333
00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:29,123
Don't take it out
on him.
334
00:13:29,207 --> 00:13:32,082
- Ooh, take what out on me?
- Stay out of it.
335
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,896
You really want
to start this up again?
336
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,418
Wait, are you asking me
what I want? Well, that's a first.
337
00:13:36,503 --> 00:13:39,740
Oh, please, your whole life
is doing whatever you want.
338
00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:42,075
- Oh, really?
- I can just leave.
339
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,091
Did I want to get stuck
coaching high school football?
340
00:13:45,176 --> 00:13:47,170
Did I want to live across
the street from your mother?
341
00:13:47,254 --> 00:13:49,099
Did I want to spend my evening
getting yelled at
342
00:13:49,183 --> 00:13:50,911
by my daughter and my son
and my wife?
343
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,741
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you were so unhappy.
344
00:13:53,887 --> 00:13:56,231
Because you never bother
to ask.
345
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:02,926
[door opens, shuts]
346
00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:14,114
Where are we going?
347
00:14:15,052 --> 00:14:16,314
Right there.
348
00:14:17,132 --> 00:14:19,036
An old shack in the
middle of the woods?
349
00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:20,637
Have you even seen
Scooby Doo?
350
00:14:20,722 --> 00:14:22,247
Great, go home.
351
00:14:22,454 --> 00:14:25,544
At night, by myself?
Nice try.
352
00:14:31,726 --> 00:14:33,557
Do you come here a lot?
353
00:14:33,642 --> 00:14:36,842
Sometimes, when I want
to be alone.
354
00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:38,426
Alone from me.
355
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,012
Not just you.
Everyone.
356
00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:46,090
Is this
about that boy?
357
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,676
I don't want
to talk about it.
358
00:14:48,761 --> 00:14:50,474
Is he why you were
getting rid of your toys
359
00:14:50,559 --> 00:14:51,497
and your posters?
360
00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:53,545
Because I don't think you should
change for some boy.
361
00:14:53,629 --> 00:14:55,590
You're just saying that
'cause you hate change.
362
00:14:55,675 --> 00:14:57,200
You don't care
about my feelings.
363
00:14:57,285 --> 00:14:58,309
How can you say that?
364
00:14:58,394 --> 00:15:00,256
I'm literally risking my life
to be here.
365
00:15:00,341 --> 00:15:03,700
Look around. It is tetanus
as far as the eye can see.
366
00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:06,395
[knock on door]
367
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,708
Come in.
368
00:15:10,811 --> 00:15:12,132
I figured you didn't eat.
369
00:15:12,217 --> 00:15:13,615
I made you some soup.
370
00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:15,507
Oh, thank you.
371
00:15:15,592 --> 00:15:17,257
But you didn't
have to do that.
372
00:15:17,342 --> 00:15:18,770
Everything's fine.
373
00:15:18,855 --> 00:15:21,426
I ain't a kid.
You don't gotta lie to me.
374
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:22,959
[sighs]
375
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,373
Okay.
376
00:15:25,889 --> 00:15:29,154
Honestly, I'm upset
with your father.
377
00:15:30,415 --> 00:15:32,600
And I'm upset
with myself.
378
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,335
Why?
379
00:15:34,529 --> 00:15:38,670
'Cause...
he's right.
380
00:15:38,989 --> 00:15:41,310
Maybe I do think
I know best,
381
00:15:41,511 --> 00:15:43,264
and I can be critical.
382
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,928
But thank you
for making me soup.
383
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,123
You're welcome.
384
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:54,271
Did you put water
in this?
385
00:15:54,857 --> 00:15:56,310
Was I supposed to?
386
00:15:58,806 --> 00:16:00,111
It's fine.
387
00:16:09,404 --> 00:16:11,193
And then today I found out
he was actually
388
00:16:11,278 --> 00:16:12,428
holding hands
with Nicole
389
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,646
- at the roller rink.
- Who's Nicole?
390
00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:16,615
A seventh-grader.
391
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,365
So you want to appear
more mature
392
00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:19,976
to make him
like you again.
393
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:21,029
I guess.
394
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,076
Hmm. Well, I'd suggest
a bow tie,
395
00:16:23,161 --> 00:16:24,466
but that's
kind of my thing.
396
00:16:26,392 --> 00:16:29,053
I'm... sorry I ripped
your picture.
397
00:16:29,983 --> 00:16:31,147
Thank you.
398
00:16:31,254 --> 00:16:33,272
And I wasn't just upset
about the room changing.
399
00:16:33,357 --> 00:16:34,772
It was also you.
400
00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:35,951
Me what?
401
00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:37,333
You're changing, too.
402
00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:38,506
How?
403
00:16:38,591 --> 00:16:39,622
You like boys,
and you're
404
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,015
half an inch taller than me now.
405
00:16:41,473 --> 00:16:42,850
It's called growing up.
406
00:16:43,563 --> 00:16:45,607
Well, I don't like it.
Trust me,
407
00:16:45,692 --> 00:16:48,022
20 years from now you're not
gonna be sitting around,
408
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,881
talking about Star Trek
and reading comic books.
409
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,092
Would you like
to bet on that?
410
00:16:53,457 --> 00:16:54,631
A dollar.
411
00:16:56,364 --> 00:16:57,669
Hmm.
412
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,622
ADULT SHELDON:
She still hasn't paid me.
413
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,220
And guess who's wearing
Star Trek underpants
414
00:17:04,304 --> 00:17:05,686
right now.
415
00:17:11,473 --> 00:17:14,568
That's the thing
with pool balls and people.
416
00:17:15,139 --> 00:17:18,787
They are both...
unpredictable.
417
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,217
Hi, George.
418
00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:22,101
Oh, hey, Brenda.
419
00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:24,225
What brings you
out tonight?
420
00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:27,162
Just needed to get out
of the house.
421
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,512
[sighs heavily]
422
00:17:28,688 --> 00:17:30,061
I hear that.
423
00:17:31,608 --> 00:17:33,139
You want some company?
424
00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:34,828
Sure.
425
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,315
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