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Classical physics
an predict a lot about the world.
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For example,
it can tell us what happens
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when one pool ball knocks
into another.
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But when multiple balls careen
in different directions,
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we've entered the wild
and woolly world
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of nonlinear dynamics.
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And you don't need me
to tell you
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that it's impossible to predict
what will happen next.
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Actually, based on the state
of our educational system,
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you probably do.
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Now imagine
those are people.
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Even a brilliant young ball
who graduated high school at 11
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can be caught
in the maelstrom.
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Aah!
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Our first collision was set
in motion
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when Pastor Jeff
and Robin had their baby.
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Isn't he the cutest?
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- He sure is.
- Oh.Yeah, he's an angel.
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He's just happy
all the time...
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Morning, afternoon,
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middle of the night,
2:00 a.m., 3:00 a.m.,
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all the a.m.'s, really.
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Dip the pacifier
in some whiskey,
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put him right out.
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But don't use
the good stuff.
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They can't tell the difference.
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I never thought
I could love anything
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this much.
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I used to
think I loved my dog Waffles,
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but...
it doesn't even compare.
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You okay?
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Sorry.
I'm fine.
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Just haven't
been sleeping lately.
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Why don't you go home?
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We can handle things
here.
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No. No, I'm good.
I got work to do.
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Away from my son,
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who's probably wondering
where his daddy went
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and if he's ever coming home.
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Maybe go.
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- I'll go.
- And don't worry
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about a thing here.
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Thank you.
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Oh, sure,
we can handle the food drive,
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the bulletins...
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And if you're not
feeling up to it,
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I could even give the sermon
on Sunday.
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I'm sure
I'll be fine by Sunday.
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You don't have
to decide right now.
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I'll do the sermon.
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We'll play it by ear.
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Take a hint, sister.
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Sure, I can stay
till George gets home.
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Well, Missy's not back yet,
but Sheldon's right here.
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Sheldon, you good?
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Yeah, he's good.
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All right, bye.
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I just got off the
phone with your mom.
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She's gonna work late,
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so I'll hang out
till your dad...
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I don't care.
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What's wrong with her?
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Who?
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♪ I can eat my dinner...
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Everything okay?
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Leave me alone.
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Did something happen
at school?
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Go away.
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Are you sure you don't want
to talk about it?
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No!
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♪ 'Cause nothing compares
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I'm going number one.
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♪ Nothing compares...
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
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*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 04 Episode 18
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Episode Title: "The Wild and Woolly
World of Nonlinear Dynamics"
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Hey, I'm gonna need you
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to drop the bulletin off
at the printers.
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And while you're out,
could you also swing
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by the bank
and make a deposit?
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Sure, and there's one thing
you could do for me.
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- What's that?
- Quit riding my hump.
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- Excuse me?
- You're not the boss around here.
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No, but
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Pastor Jeff's away,
and I'm the church secretary.
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Okay.
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Take a memo.
"You're not in charge. Peg."
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♪ He's a fool, 'cause
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♪ Nothing compares
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♪ Nothing compares
to you...
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- Hey.
- Welcome home.
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What's going on?
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Mary's working late,
Sheldon's in the garage,
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and Missy's in her room
hating the world.
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What's wrong with Missy?
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My guess is a boy.
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And I hope you like this song,
because it's in heavy rotation.
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I'll go talk to her.
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That's not a good idea.
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Mm, Missy and I kind of have
a father-daughter thing.
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Maybe you
and cute, little Missy.
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This is pre-teen,
angry Missy.
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You haven't met her yet.
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I got this.
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Hmm.
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Dumb and confident...
My favorite combination.
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♪ All the flowers
that you planted, Mama... ♪
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Missy?
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♪ All died when you went away
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♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ I know
that living with you... ♪
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I was listening to that.
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Thought you might want
to talk.
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That's why the door was shut
and the music was loud...
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'Cause I want to talk.
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Okay. Okay.
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If this is about
a boy, I know it feels
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like the end of
the world, but
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I promise you're gonna have
other boyfriends.
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I don't want other boyfriends.
I want Marcus.
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Well, you feel that way now,
but you're only 11.
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So my feelings
don't matter?
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Uh...
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Hey, how about
we go get some ice cream?
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I'm not a child.
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- Just trying to help.
- Leave me alone!
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♪ Baby, was sometimes hard...
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You are right.
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You have been here
longer than me.
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I don't see why
we can't work together.
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That'd be nice.
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Great. So, why don't you go
by the bank,
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and I will drop off
the bulletin?
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So no one's gonna
answer the phones?
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Fine. You just sit there,
and I'll go and do everything.
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Sweet.
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Oh, today's a stumper.
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Is "nipto" a word?
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You know what? This is why I was
taking charge of everything.
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Because if I don't,
nothing will get done.
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Oh, it's "pinto."
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This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
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Guess what, Mary.
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Things were getting done
long before you got here.
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I just want everything
taken care of for Pastor Jeff.
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Or you just like thinking
you're better than everybody.
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How'd that
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daddy-daughter thing
work out?
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I'm not in the mood,
Connie.
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I told you not to go in there,
but you knew better, didn't you?
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I don't need
your parenting advice.
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Seems like you do.
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I'm sorry. How many of
your children still talk to you?
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Oh, that's right.
Just Mary.
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I have a problem.
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- What now?
- Missy put a "Do not enter" sign
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on our bedroom door,
and I'm all for obeying posted signage,
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but it is my room, and I feel
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that gives me right of entry.
Thoughts?
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You don't want to go in
there.
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But I do.
Is Missy even
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authorized to put up a sign?
And if so,
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does that mean
I can put up a sign?
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I don't know.
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Because if I put up
a "Do enter" sign,
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which sign would have
precedence?
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Do we have a lawyer?
I should talk to a lawyer.
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She's having boy problems.
Just give her space.
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Emotionally or legally?
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Emotionally.
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Excellent. Ignoring emotions
is where I shine.
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Clearly.
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- Did you not see the sign?
- I did.
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It's not legally binding.
I asked Dad.
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What are you doing?
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- Getting rid of my stupid toys.
- Hmm.
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Even your
Cabbage Patch doll?
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- I don't need a doll.
- Good.
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She was starting
to smell like actual cabbage.
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Why are you taking that
down?
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It's time to grow up.
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Leave it there.
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You don't even like
Cyndi Lauper.
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No, but it's part
of my daily routine.
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Every morning I wake up,
look over there and wonder,
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"Why is she standing
like this?"
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Too bad.
It's my room.
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It's my room, too.
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Yeah, and I don't get a say
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in any of
your stupid posters.
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These are the smartest men
who ever lived,
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so if anyone's stupid,
it's you for saying that.
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Shut up!
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You're very irritable.
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This might be why
you're having boy problems.
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Put that down!
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No!
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Missy, I mean it!
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I don't care!
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It's mine! Give it back!
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What did you do?!
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What the hell's
going on in here?!
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Look what she did!
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- It's his fault!
- That's enough out of both of you!
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I told you not
to come in here. Go!
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Now!
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You want
to explain yourself?
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We'll get you another picture.
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I don't want another picture.
I want this one.
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I told you
not to go in there.
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It's my room!
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Hey, you watch your tone!
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What's going on?
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Missy tore my Professor
Proton picture,
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and now Dad's yelling
at me.
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You yelled first.
He yelled first.
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I'll take care of this.
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You don't even know
what happened.
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Did she tear up his picture?
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Well, yeah, she did.
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Honestly, I can't leave
this house for five minutes
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without everything
falling apart.
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I was handling it.
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Obviously.
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You yelled first.
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Missy Cooper, you apologize
to your brother
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right this second.
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No.
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I am not gonna
tell you again.
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Why do you always
take his side?
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I do not.
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Yes, you do.
Everybody does.
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I hate this family.
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You are grounded,
young lady.
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Fine!
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It is fine!
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Hmm,
thanks for handling that.
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Hey, Moon Pie.
Is everything okay?
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No, everything is terrible.
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Oh. That sounds like
a job for cookies.
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Okay, here you go.
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You're not baking them
fresh?
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Do you want me to bake
or you want me to listen?
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I'm sorry she ruined
your picture, but, you know,
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she's having a bad day.
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Oh, please, she can find
another boyfriend.
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- I know you're mad at her.
- I hate her.
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Hey, don't say that
about family.
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You say mean stuff
about my dad.
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That's different.
He deserves it. But Missy...
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Listen here.
She's your sister.
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She's always gonna be
your sister,
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so you have to find a way
to forgive her.
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But she did this
just to hurt me.
259
00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:10,341
I know.
260
00:11:10,426 --> 00:11:12,261
But she's hurting, too.
261
00:11:12,346 --> 00:11:13,698
What does that have to do
with me?
262
00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:14,831
You're the big brother.
263
00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:16,365
I'm only two minutes older.
264
00:11:16,451 --> 00:11:18,011
Which makes you
the big brother,
265
00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:21,261
which means that it is your job
to look out for her.
266
00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:22,519
That doesn't make sense.
267
00:11:22,605 --> 00:11:25,870
Why should random birth order
determine moral responsibility?
268
00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:28,034
I don't make the rules,
Moon Pie.
269
00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:30,027
Doesn't seem like
you make cookies either.
270
00:11:30,111 --> 00:11:31,817
What's taking so long?
271
00:11:33,014 --> 00:11:34,635
It would be nice
if I didn't have
272
00:11:34,721 --> 00:11:36,509
to come home after
a long day at work
273
00:11:36,594 --> 00:11:38,340
and take care
of everything here.
274
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,452
You didn't.
I was handling it
275
00:11:40,538 --> 00:11:42,389
till you came and bulldozed
right over me.
276
00:11:42,474 --> 00:11:43,433
Sheldon was upset.
277
00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:44,926
This isn't about Sheldon.
278
00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:46,918
It's about you thinking
you're always right.
279
00:11:48,056 --> 00:11:49,886
That is not true.
280
00:11:49,971 --> 00:11:53,087
This is me wishing that
after work I could come home
281
00:11:53,173 --> 00:11:55,222
and have my kids
not at each other's throats.
282
00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:58,433
And maybe once have
someone else make dinner.
283
00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:00,480
Why? So you
could tell me how I made it wrong?
284
00:12:00,565 --> 00:12:02,961
I had a long day.
Are you trying to make it worse?
285
00:12:03,047 --> 00:12:04,927
Oh, I think
you already took care of that.
286
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,855
- I do not.- You act like
287
00:12:06,941 --> 00:12:09,182
you're the only thing
holding this house together.
288
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,903
Missy?
289
00:12:23,831 --> 00:12:25,369
What are you doing?
290
00:12:26,102 --> 00:12:27,899
Hiding from you, idiot.
291
00:12:27,985 --> 00:12:30,884
I found you.
You're not very good at this.
292
00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:32,402
Just go home.
293
00:12:33,613 --> 00:12:35,894
- Where are you going?
- I'm running away.
294
00:12:36,076 --> 00:12:37,567
You can't run away.
295
00:12:37,652 --> 00:12:38,691
Too late.
296
00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:40,586
Then I'm telling Mom.
297
00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:42,677
Of course you are.
Then she'll side with you,
298
00:12:42,731 --> 00:12:45,138
and I'll get in trouble,
just like always.
299
00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:47,895
- Fine. I won't tell.
- Great.
300
00:12:48,357 --> 00:12:49,667
But I'm coming with you.
301
00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:51,959
You're one of the people
I'm running away from.
302
00:12:52,278 --> 00:12:54,850
I'm sorry, but I can't let you
wander at night by yourself.
303
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:56,724
- I'm your big brother.
- We're twins.
304
00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,913
I was born two minutes
earlier, which apparently
305
00:12:58,998 --> 00:13:00,398
makes me responsible
for you.
306
00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:01,653
That's dumb.
307
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,020
I'm not happy about it either,
but here we are.
308
00:13:14,099 --> 00:13:15,232
Hey.
309
00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:16,538
Hello.
310
00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:18,109
What's up?
311
00:13:18,193 --> 00:13:19,413
Nothing.
312
00:13:20,412 --> 00:13:21,717
Who died?
313
00:13:24,106 --> 00:13:25,466
Whoa, did somebody
really die?
314
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:26,962
No one died.
315
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,678
Cool.
Where's dinner?
316
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,167
Anyone who wants dinner
can make it for themselves.
317
00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:32,234
I am not cooking.
318
00:13:32,318 --> 00:13:33,649
Don't take it out
on him.
319
00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:36,607
- Ooh, take what out on me?
- Stay out of it.
320
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:38,422
You really want
to start this up again?
321
00:13:38,506 --> 00:13:40,943
Wait, are you asking me
what I want? Well, that's a first.
322
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:44,265
Oh, please, your whole life
is doing whatever you want.
323
00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:46,600
- Oh, really?
- I can just leave.
324
00:13:46,686 --> 00:13:49,616
Did I want to get stuck
coaching high school football?
325
00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:51,696
Did I want to live across
the street from your mother?
326
00:13:51,779 --> 00:13:53,625
Did I want to spend my evening
getting yelled at
327
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,437
by my daughter and my son
and my wife?
328
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:58,267
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you were so unhappy.
329
00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:00,756
Because you never bother
to ask.
330
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:18,639
Where are we going?
331
00:14:19,577 --> 00:14:20,840
Right there.
332
00:14:21,658 --> 00:14:23,562
An old shack in the
middle of the woods?
333
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,163
Have you even seen
Scooby Doo?
334
00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:26,773
Great, go home.
335
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:30,070
At night, by myself?
Nice try.
336
00:14:36,438 --> 00:14:38,082
Do you come here a lot?
337
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,368
Sometimes, when I want
to be alone.
338
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,951
Alone from me.
339
00:14:43,037 --> 00:14:45,538
Not just you.
Everyone.
340
00:14:48,226 --> 00:14:50,615
Is this
about that boy?
341
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:53,201
I don't want
to talk about it.
342
00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:55,000
Is he why you were
getting rid of your toys
343
00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:56,023
and your posters?
344
00:14:56,107 --> 00:14:58,071
Because I don't think you should
change for some boy.
345
00:14:58,154 --> 00:15:00,115
You're just saying that
'cause you hate change.
346
00:15:00,201 --> 00:15:01,725
You don't care
about my feelings.
347
00:15:01,811 --> 00:15:02,835
How can you say that?
348
00:15:02,919 --> 00:15:04,782
I'm literally risking my life
to be here.
349
00:15:04,866 --> 00:15:08,225
Look around. It is tetanus
as far as the eye can see.
350
00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:12,234
Come in.
351
00:15:15,336 --> 00:15:16,658
I figured you didn't eat.
352
00:15:16,743 --> 00:15:18,140
I made you some soup.
353
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,184
Oh, thank you.
354
00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:21,850
But you didn't
have to do that.
355
00:15:21,934 --> 00:15:23,296
Everything's fine.
356
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,951
I ain't a kid.
You don't gotta lie to me.
357
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,899
Okay.
358
00:15:30,414 --> 00:15:33,679
Honestly, I'm upset
with your father.
359
00:15:34,941 --> 00:15:37,125
And I'm upset
with myself.
360
00:15:37,765 --> 00:15:38,860
Why?
361
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:43,196
'Cause...
he's right.
362
00:15:43,514 --> 00:15:45,836
Maybe I do think
I know best,
363
00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:47,875
and I can be critical.
364
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,453
But thank you
for making me soup.
365
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:54,649
You're welcome.
366
00:15:56,871 --> 00:15:58,797
Did you put water
in this?
367
00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:00,836
Was I supposed to?
368
00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:04,730
It's fine.
369
00:16:16,763 --> 00:16:18,552
And then today I found out
he was actually
370
00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:19,787
holding hands
with Nicole
371
00:16:19,871 --> 00:16:22,004
- at the roller rink.
- Who's Nicole?
372
00:16:22,144 --> 00:16:23,974
A seventh-grader.
373
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,724
So you want to appear
more mature
374
00:16:25,808 --> 00:16:27,335
to make him
like you again.
375
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,388
I guess.
376
00:16:28,472 --> 00:16:30,434
Hmm. Well, I'd suggest
a bow tie,
377
00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:31,825
but that's
kind of my thing.
378
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,412
I'm... sorry I ripped
your picture.
379
00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:38,505
Thank you.
380
00:16:38,613 --> 00:16:40,630
And I wasn't just upset
about the room changing.
381
00:16:40,716 --> 00:16:42,130
It was also you.
382
00:16:42,216 --> 00:16:43,309
Me what?
383
00:16:43,427 --> 00:16:44,692
You're changing, too.
384
00:16:44,777 --> 00:16:45,865
How?
385
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:46,980
You like boys,
and you're
386
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:48,374
half an inch taller than me now.
387
00:16:48,831 --> 00:16:50,209
It's called growing up.
388
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,966
Well, I don't like it.
Trust me,
389
00:16:53,051 --> 00:16:55,380
20 years from now you're not
gonna be sitting around,
390
00:16:55,466 --> 00:16:58,240
talking about Star Trek
and reading comic books.
391
00:16:58,678 --> 00:17:00,451
Would you like
to bet on that?
392
00:17:00,816 --> 00:17:01,990
A dollar.
393
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,028
Hmm.
394
00:17:07,421 --> 00:17:08,980
She still hasn't paid me.
395
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,578
And guess who's wearing
Star Trek underpants
396
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,045
right now.
397
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:21,926
That's the thing
with pool balls and people.
398
00:17:22,498 --> 00:17:26,145
They are both...
unpredictable.
399
00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:27,576
Hi, George.
400
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,460
Oh, hey, Brenda.
401
00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:31,584
What brings you
out tonight?
402
00:17:32,645 --> 00:17:34,520
Just needed to get out
of the house.
403
00:17:36,047 --> 00:17:37,420
I hear that.
404
00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:40,498
You want some company?
405
00:17:40,872 --> 00:17:42,186
Sure.
406
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,567
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