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ADULT SHELDON: Classical physics can
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predict a lot about the world.
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For example, it can tell us what happens
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when one pool ball knocks into another.
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But when multiple balls careen
in different directions,
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we've entered the wild and woolly world
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of nonlinear dynamics.
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And you don't need me to tell you
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that it's impossible to predict
what will happen next.
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Actually, based on the state
of our educational system,
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you probably do.
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Now imagine those are people.
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Even a brilliant young ball
who graduated high school at 11
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can be caught in the maelstrom.
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Aah!
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Our first collision was set in motion
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when Pastor Jeff and
Robin had their baby.
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Isn't he the cutest?
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- He sure is. Oh.
- Yeah, he's an angel.
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He's just happy all the time...
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morning, afternoon,
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middle of the night,
2:00 a.m., 3:00 a.m.,
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all the a.m.'s, really.
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Dip the pacifier in some whiskey,
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put him right out.
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But don't use the good stuff.
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They can't tell the difference.
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I never thought I could
love anything this much.
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(voice breaking): I used to think
I loved my dog Waffles,
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but it doesn't even compare.
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You okay?
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Sorry. I'm fine.
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Just haven't been sleeping lately.
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Why don't you go home?
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We can handle things here.
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No. No, I'm good. I got work to do.
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(voice breaking): Away from my son,
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who's probably wondering
where his daddy went
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and if he's ever coming home.
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Maybe go.
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- I'll go.
- And don't worry about a thing here.
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Thank you.
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Oh, sure, we can handle the food drive,
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the bulletins...
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And if you're not feeling up to it,
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I could even give the sermon on Sunday.
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I'm sure I'll be fine by Sunday.
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You don't have to decide right now.
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I'll do the sermon.
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We'll play it by ear.
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Take a hint, sister.
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Sure, I can stay till George gets home.
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Well, Missy's not back yet,
but Sheldon's right here.
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Sheldon, you good?
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(whistles)
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Yeah, he's good.
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- All right, bye.
- (door opens)
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I just got off the phone with your mom.
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She's gonna work late,
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so I'll hang out till your dad...
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I don't care.
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(door slams)
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What's wrong with her?
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Who?
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♪ I can eat my dinner... ♪
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Everything okay?
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MISSY: Leave me alone.
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Did something happen at school?
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Go away.
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Are you sure you don't
want to talk about it?
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No!
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♪ 'Cause nothing compares ♪
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I'm going number one.
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♪ Nothing compares... ♪
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(door closes)
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Hey, I'm gonna need you
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to drop the bulletin
off at the printers.
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And while you're out,
could you also swing
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by the bank and make a deposit?
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Sure, and there's one thing
you could do for me.
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- What's that?
- Quit riding my hump.
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- Excuse me?
- You're not the boss around here.
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(exhales) No, but
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Pastor Jeff's away, and
I'm the church secretary.
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Okay.
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Take a memo. "You're
not in charge. Peg".
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(typing)
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(over stereo): ♪ He's a fool, 'cause ♪
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(singing along): ♪ Nothing compares ♪
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♪ Nothing compares to you... ♪
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(door opens)
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- Hey.
- Welcome home.
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What's going on?
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Mary's working late,
Sheldon's in the garage,
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and Missy's in her room
hating the world.
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What's wrong with Missy?
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My guess is a boy.
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And I hope you like this song,
because it's in heavy rotation.
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I'll go talk to her.
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That's not a good idea.
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Mm, Missy and I kind of
have a father-daughter thing.
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Maybe you and cute, little Missy.
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This is pre-teen, angry Missy.
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You haven't met her yet.
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I got this.
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Hmm. (chuckles softly)
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Dumb and confident...
my favorite combination.
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♪ All the flowers that
you planted, Mama... ♪
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- (knocks)
- Missy?
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♪ All died when you went away ♪
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♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
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♪ I know that living with you... ♪
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I was listening to that.
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Thought you might want to talk.
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That's why the door was shut
and the music was loud...
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'cause I want to talk.
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Okay. Okay.
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(clears throat)
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If this is about a boy,
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I know it feels like
the end of the world,
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but I promise you're gonna
have other boyfriends.
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I don't want other boyfriends.
I want Marcus.
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Well, you feel that way
now, but you're only 11.
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So my feelings don't matter?
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Uh...
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Hey, how about we go get some ice cream?
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I'm not a child.
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- Just trying to help.
- Leave me alone!
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(sighs)
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♪ Baby, was sometimes hard... ♪
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You are right.
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You have been here longer than me.
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I don't see why we can't work together.
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That'd be nice.
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Great. So, why don't you go by the bank,
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and I will drop off the bulletin?
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So no one's gonna answer the phones?
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Fine. You just sit there,
and I'll go and do everything.
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Sweet.
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- Oh, today's a stumper.
- _
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Is "nipto" a word?
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You know what? This is why I
was taking charge of everything.
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Because if I don't,
nothing will get done.
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Oh, it's "pinto". (laughs)
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This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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Guess what, Mary.
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Things were getting done
long before you got here.
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I just want everything taken
care of for Pastor Jeff.
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Or you just like thinking
you're better than everybody.
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MEEMAW: How'd that
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Daddy-daughter thing work out?
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I'm not in the mood, Connie.
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I told you not to go in there,
but you knew better, didn't you?
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I don't need your parenting advice.
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Seems like you do.
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I'm sorry. How many of your
children still talk to you?
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Oh, that's right. Just Mary.
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_
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I have a problem.
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- What now?
- Missy put a "Do not enter" sign
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on our bedroom door, and I'm
all for obeying posted signage,
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but it is my room, and I feel
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that gives me right of entry. Thoughts?
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- You don't want to go in there.
- But I do.
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Is Missy even authorized
to put up a sign?
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And if so, does that mean
I can put up a sign?
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I don't know.
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Because if I put up a "Do enter" sign,
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which sign would have precedence?
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Do we have a lawyer? I
should talk to a lawyer.
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She's having boy problems.
Just give her space.
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Emotionally or legally?
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Emotionally.
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Excellent. Ignoring emotions
is where I shine.
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Clearly.
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(door opens)
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- Did you not see the sign?
- I did.
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It's not legally binding. I asked Dad.
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What are you doing?
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- Getting rid of my stupid toys.
- Hmm.
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Even your Cabbage Patch doll?
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- I don't need a doll.
- Good.
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She was starting to smell
like actual cabbage.
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Why are you taking that down?
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It's time to grow up.
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Leave it there.
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You don't even like Cyndi Lauper.
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No, but it's part of my daily routine.
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Every morning I wake up,
look over there and wonder,
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"Why is she standing like this?"
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Too bad. It's my room.
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It's my room, too.
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Yeah, and I don't get a say
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in any of your stupid posters.
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These are the smartest
men who ever lived,
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so if anyone's stupid,
it's you for saying that.
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Shut up!
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You're very irritable.
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This might be why you're
having boy problems.
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Put that down!
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MISSY: No!
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SHELDON: Missy, I mean it!
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MISSY: I don't care!
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SHELDON: It's mine! Give it back!
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What did you do?!
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What the hell's going on in here?!
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Look what she did!
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- It's his fault!
- That's enough out of both of you!
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I told you not to come in here. Go!
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Now!
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You want to explain yourself?
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(crying)
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We'll get you another picture.
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I don't want another picture.
I want this one.
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I told you not to go in there.
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It's my room!
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Hey, you watch your tone!
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(door opens)
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What's going on?
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Missy tore my Professor Proton picture,
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and now Dad's yelling at me.
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You yelled first. He yelled first.
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(sighs): I'll take care of this.
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You don't even know what happened.
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Did she tear up his picture?
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Well, yeah, she did.
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Honestly, I can't leave
this house for five minutes
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without everything falling apart.
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I was handling it.
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Obviously.
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(sighs): You yelled first.
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Missy Cooper, you apologize
to your brother
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right this second.
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(crying): No.
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I am not gonna tell you again.
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Why do you always take his side?
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I do not.
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Yes, you do. Everybody does.
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I hate this family.
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You are grounded, young lady.
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Fine!
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It is fine!
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Hmm, thanks for handling that.
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Hey, Moon Pie. Is everything okay?
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No, everything is terrible.
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Oh. That sounds like a job for cookies.
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Okay, here you go.
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You're not baking them fresh?
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Do you want me to bake
or you want me to listen?
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I'm sorry she ruined your
picture, but, you know,
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she's having a bad day.
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Oh, please, she can
find another boyfriend.
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- I know you're mad at her.
- I hate her.
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Hey, don't say that about family.
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You say mean stuff about my dad.
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- That's different. He deserves it.
- But Missy...
263
00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,560
Listen here. She's your sister.
264
00:11:00,565 --> 00:11:02,262
She's always gonna be your sister,
265
00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:04,530
so you have to find
a way to forgive her.
266
00:11:04,535 --> 00:11:06,929
But she did this just to hurt me.
267
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,034
I know.
268
00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:10,136
But she's hurting, too.
269
00:11:10,141 --> 00:11:11,504
What does that have to do with me?
270
00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:12,638
You're the big brother.
271
00:11:12,643 --> 00:11:14,106
I'm only two minutes older.
272
00:11:14,111 --> 00:11:15,742
Which makes you the big brother,
273
00:11:15,747 --> 00:11:18,911
which means that it is your
job to look out for her.
274
00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:20,379
That doesn't make sense.
275
00:11:20,384 --> 00:11:23,583
Why should random birth order
determine moral responsibility?
276
00:11:23,588 --> 00:11:25,685
I don't make the rules, Moon Pie.
277
00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:27,820
Doesn't seem like you
make cookies either.
278
00:11:27,825 --> 00:11:29,793
What's taking so long?
279
00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:32,391
It would be nice if I didn't have
280
00:11:32,396 --> 00:11:34,226
to come home after a long day at work
281
00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:36,228
and take care of everything here.
282
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:38,264
You didn't. I was handling it
283
00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:40,166
till you came and
bulldozed right over me.
284
00:11:40,171 --> 00:11:41,500
Sheldon was upset.
285
00:11:41,505 --> 00:11:42,602
This isn't about Sheldon.
286
00:11:42,607 --> 00:11:44,941
It's about you thinking
you're always right.
287
00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:47,440
MARY: That is not true.
288
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:50,843
This is me wishing that
after work I could come home
289
00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:53,012
and have my kids not
at each other's throats.
290
00:11:53,017 --> 00:11:56,149
And maybe once have
someone else make dinner.
291
00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:58,318
GEORGE SR.: Why? So you could
tell me how I made it wrong?
292
00:11:58,322 --> 00:12:01,086
MARY: I had a long day. Are
you trying to make it worse?
293
00:12:01,091 --> 00:12:02,756
GEORGE SR.: Oh, I think you
already took care of that.
294
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,292
- MARY: I do not.
- GEORGE SR.: You act like you're the only thing
295
00:12:05,296 --> 00:12:07,197
holding this house together.
296
00:12:16,405 --> 00:12:18,306
Missy?
297
00:12:19,342 --> 00:12:21,239
What are you doing?
298
00:12:21,244 --> 00:12:22,874
Hiding from you, idiot.
299
00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:26,144
I found you. You're
not very good at this.
300
00:12:26,149 --> 00:12:28,217
Just go home.
301
00:12:28,985 --> 00:12:31,216
- Where are you going?
- I'm running away.
302
00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:33,184
You can't run away.
303
00:12:33,189 --> 00:12:34,786
Too late.
304
00:12:34,791 --> 00:12:36,087
Then I'm telling Mom.
305
00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:38,123
Of course you are. Then
she'll side with you,
306
00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:40,496
and I'll get in trouble,
just like always.
307
00:12:41,831 --> 00:12:43,895
- Fine. I won't tell.
- Great.
308
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,363
But I'm coming with you.
309
00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:47,498
You're one of the people
I'm running away from.
310
00:12:47,503 --> 00:12:50,368
I'm sorry, but I can't let you
wander at night by yourself.
311
00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,373
- I'm your big brother.
- We're twins.
312
00:12:52,378 --> 00:12:54,402
I was born two minutes
earlier, which apparently
313
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,907
makes me responsible for you.
314
00:12:55,912 --> 00:12:57,275
That's dumb.
315
00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,215
I'm not happy about it
either, but here we are.
316
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:05,120
(sighs)
317
00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:10,455
Hey.
318
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,023
Hello.
319
00:13:12,028 --> 00:13:13,458
What's up?
320
00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:15,360
Nothing.
321
00:13:15,365 --> 00:13:16,932
Who died?
322
00:13:19,402 --> 00:13:20,999
Whoa, did somebody really die?
323
00:13:21,004 --> 00:13:22,433
No one died.
324
00:13:22,438 --> 00:13:24,402
Cool. Where's dinner?
325
00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:26,671
Anyone who wants dinner
can make it for themselves.
326
00:13:26,676 --> 00:13:27,739
I am not cooking.
327
00:13:27,744 --> 00:13:29,140
Don't take it out on him.
328
00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:32,210
- Ooh, take what out on me?
- Stay out of it.
329
00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:33,945
You really want to start this up again?
330
00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:36,530
Wait, are you asking me what
I want? Well, that's a first.
331
00:13:36,535 --> 00:13:39,851
Oh, please, your whole life
is doing whatever you want.
332
00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:41,052
Oh, really?
333
00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:42,157
I can just leave.
334
00:13:42,162 --> 00:13:45,023
Did I want to get stuck
coaching high school football?
335
00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:47,158
Did I want to live across
the street from your mother?
336
00:13:47,163 --> 00:13:49,061
Did I want to spend my
evening getting yelled at
337
00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,997
by my daughter and my son and my wife?
338
00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:53,966
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you were so unhappy.
339
00:13:53,971 --> 00:13:56,473
Because you never bother to ask.
340
00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:02,878
(door opens, shuts)
341
00:14:12,374 --> 00:14:14,338
Where are we going?
342
00:14:14,343 --> 00:14:15,910
Right there.
343
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,324
An old shack in the middle of the woods?
344
00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:20,759
Have you even seen Scooby Doo?
345
00:14:20,764 --> 00:14:22,661
Great, go home.
346
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,834
At night, by myself? Nice try.
347
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,636
Do you come here a lot?
348
00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:36,906
Sometimes, when I want to be alone.
349
00:14:36,911 --> 00:14:38,474
Alone from me.
350
00:14:38,479 --> 00:14:41,515
Not just you. Everyone.
351
00:14:44,087 --> 00:14:46,584
Is this about that boy?
352
00:14:46,589 --> 00:14:48,589
I don't want to talk about it.
353
00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:50,289
Is he why you were
getting rid of your toys
354
00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:51,456
and your posters?
355
00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,659
Because I don't think you
should change for some boy.
356
00:14:53,664 --> 00:14:55,694
You're just saying that
'cause you hate change.
357
00:14:55,699 --> 00:14:57,228
You don't care about my feelings.
358
00:14:57,233 --> 00:14:58,396
How can you say that?
359
00:14:58,401 --> 00:15:00,531
I'm literally risking
my life to be here.
360
00:15:00,536 --> 00:15:04,206
Look around. It is tetanus
as far as the eye can see.
361
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:08,210
- (knock on door)
- Come in.
362
00:15:10,847 --> 00:15:12,043
I figured you didn't eat.
363
00:15:12,048 --> 00:15:13,812
I made you some soup.
364
00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:15,613
Oh, thank you.
365
00:15:15,618 --> 00:15:17,311
But you didn't have to do that.
366
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,716
Everything's fine.
367
00:15:18,721 --> 00:15:21,719
I ain't a kid. You don't
gotta lie to me.
368
00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:23,288
(sighs)
369
00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:25,757
Okay.
370
00:15:25,762 --> 00:15:30,395
Honestly, I'm upset with your father.
371
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,031
And I'm upset with myself.
372
00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:34,399
Why?
373
00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:39,137
'Cause... he's right.
374
00:15:39,142 --> 00:15:41,472
Maybe I do think I know best,
375
00:15:41,477 --> 00:15:43,445
and I can be critical.
376
00:15:45,014 --> 00:15:48,046
But thank you for making me soup.
377
00:15:48,051 --> 00:15:50,285
You're welcome.
378
00:15:52,322 --> 00:15:54,152
Did you put water in this?
379
00:15:54,157 --> 00:15:56,525
Was I supposed to?
380
00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:00,327
It's fine.
381
00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:11,315
And then today I found
out he was actually
382
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,295
holding hands with Nicole
at the roller rink.
383
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,698
Who's Nicole?
384
00:16:14,703 --> 00:16:16,433
A seventh-grader.
385
00:16:16,438 --> 00:16:18,402
So you want to appear more mature
386
00:16:18,407 --> 00:16:20,003
to make him like you again.
387
00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:21,138
I guess.
388
00:16:21,143 --> 00:16:23,143
Hmm. Well, I'd suggest a bow tie,
389
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,549
but that's kind of my thing.
390
00:16:26,382 --> 00:16:29,413
I'm sorry I ripped your picture.
391
00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:31,348
Thank you.
392
00:16:31,353 --> 00:16:33,417
And I wasn't just upset
about the room changing.
393
00:16:33,422 --> 00:16:34,885
It was also you.
394
00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,119
Me what?
395
00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:37,287
You're changing, too.
396
00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:38,355
How?
397
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,485
You like boys, and you're
398
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:41,358
half an inch taller than me now.
399
00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:43,427
It's called growing up.
400
00:16:43,432 --> 00:16:45,495
- Well, I don't like it.
- Trust me,
401
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,025
20 years from now you're
not gonna be sitting around,
402
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:51,001
talking about Star Trek
and reading comic books.
403
00:16:51,006 --> 00:16:53,437
Would you like to bet on that?
404
00:16:53,442 --> 00:16:55,506
A dollar.
405
00:16:55,511 --> 00:16:56,911
Hmm.
406
00:17:00,378 --> 00:17:02,079
ADULT SHELDON: She still hasn't paid me.
407
00:17:02,084 --> 00:17:04,414
And guess who's wearing
Star Trek underpants
408
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:05,987
right now.
409
00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:15,259
That's the thing with
pool balls and people.
410
00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:18,829
They are both... unpredictable.
411
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,865
Hi, George.
412
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:22,299
Oh, hey, Brenda.
413
00:17:22,304 --> 00:17:24,401
What brings you out tonight?
414
00:17:24,406 --> 00:17:27,271
Just needed to get out of the house.
415
00:17:27,276 --> 00:17:28,706
(sighs heavily)
416
00:17:28,711 --> 00:17:30,708
I hear that.
417
00:17:30,713 --> 00:17:33,043
You want some company?
418
00:17:33,048 --> 00:17:35,116
Sure.
419
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:47,000
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