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>> cat? Cat, come on.
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You can't be mad at me
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Over something I did
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In your dream.
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>> it's what you didn't do.
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>> well,
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Will you at least tell me
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What I didn't do?
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>> fine!
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These little kids
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Were trying to eat us,
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And you wouldn't even try
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To help me.
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You were just crying
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And yelling, "no! No!
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Don't eat me! Eat her, eat her!"
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>> well, I'm sorry.
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And if a bunch of little kids
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Ever really do try to eat us,
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I promise to--
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Well, why shouldn't they eat you
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First?
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>> robbie!
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>> I wanna live!
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There's things I've never tried.
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Things I really, really,
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Really wanna do.
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>> what do you really, really,
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Really wanna do?
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>> ride a pony,
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Take a cooking class,
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Other things.
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>> just ice cream?
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>> uh-huh.
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>> that's what you're gonna eat
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For lunch?
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>> nope.
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It's been in my locker all day,
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So I'm gonna drink it.
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>> why?
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>> 'cause I wanna meet ke$ha.
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>> oh, dang it!
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>> ke$ha's not in there?
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>> no. I got another stupid k.
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>> oh,
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Is this about that contest?
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>> what?
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>> ke$ha's doing this thing
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With lichterz ice cream.
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>> see, there's a letter
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At the bottom of every pint.
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You need to get a k, an e, an s,
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An h or an a.
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>> and if you find the letters
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That spell ke$ha,
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You win a private concert.
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>> from ke$ha?
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>> yep.
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>> but so far this week,
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I've eaten 11 pints of ice cream
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And all I've gotten are 11 ks.
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Ha!
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>> robbie let a bunch
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Of little kids eat me.
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>> it's not my fault
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If dream children
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Find you delicious!
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Hey, trina.
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>> I don't talk to you.
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Hey, tori. I need your opinion.
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>> on?
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>> all right.
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Let's say a person made a deal
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With someone.
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>> what kinda deal?
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>> you know, like they'd promise
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To do something.
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Should that person have to keep
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Their word?
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>> yeah. A deal's a deal.
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>> even if it was like
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10 years ago?
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>> yes.
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You have to keep your word
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No matter how long ago it was.
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>> I'm so glad you feel that way
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'cause maybe you remember this
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From when you were six
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And I was seven.
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Mm-hmm.
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>> oh my god. I remember this.
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>> just read it.
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>> oh, okay.
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"when I, tori vega,
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"am 16 years old,
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"I will be married
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"to a handsome prince,
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"and we shall live
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In a magic sugar castle."
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>> that didn't happen.
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>> I know that didn't happen.
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>> yeah.
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And read what you said you'd do
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If it didn't happen.
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>> "I will be trina's assistant
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"and do whatever she says
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For a whole month."
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>> that's right.
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>> so?
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I wrote this when I was six.
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>> yeah.
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And who was it who said,
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"you have to keep your word
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No matter how long ago it was"?
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>> martin luther king!
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>> no.
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Martin luther king
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Gave the speech
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About havin' a dream.
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>> I had a dream.
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Kids ate me.
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>> don't worry, tori.
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I'm not gonna be unreasonable.
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>> will you guys tell her
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She's being ridiculous?
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>> well, you did make a deal.
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>> and you did say
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A person should keep her word.
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>> thank you, tori's friends.
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Yeah.
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Well, here's a list of things
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You need to do for me.
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>> but I don't--
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>> I'll have another list
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For you in the morning.
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Boo-bye!
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>> I have to pluck her toe hair?
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� here I am once again �
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� feeling lost �
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� but now and then �
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� I breathe it in �
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� to let it go �
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� and you don't know �
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� where you are now �
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� or what it would come to �
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� if only somebody could hear �
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� when you figure out how �
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� you're lost in the moment �
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� you disappear �
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� you don't have to be afraid �
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� to put your dream �
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� in action �
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� you're never gonna fade �
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� you'll be �
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� the main attraction �
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� not a fantasy �
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� just remember me �
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� when it turns out right �
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� 'cause you know �
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� that if you live �
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� in your imagination �
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� tomorrow you'll �
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� be everybody's fascination �
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� in my victory �
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� just remember me �
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� when I make it shine �
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>> hey, look at me.
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>> why? What are you gonna--
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>> yeah! Six for six!
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>> and how is this fun for me?
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>> you get to be the target,
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Which means--
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>> tori! Tori!
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>> what?
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>> I want something.
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>> how can I assist you?
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>> I don't like this song.
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I need you to change it.
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>> your phone
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Is right next to you.
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>> yeah,
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But I have a pickle in this hand
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And a lip gloss in this one.
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Now, change the song.
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>> put on some ke$ha.
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Maybe that'll give my ice cream
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Some luck.
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>> you want some ke$ha?
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>> who puts ketchup a a pickle?
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>> ke$ha!
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>> oh, yeah. Play a ke$ha song.
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>> good. Now, go.
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>> how am I gonna be
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Her assistant for a month
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Without ripping her head off?
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>> oh! Yeah, baby.
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>> ahh! You got an "a!"
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>> yeah, I did.
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>> good.
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So now you have k and "a?"
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>> yep.
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All I need is a e-s-h
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And I get a private concert
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From ke$ha.
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>> you just need esh.
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>> I need esh real bad.
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>> tori!
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Tori!
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>> yes, how can I assist you?
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>> oh, I love this song.
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Put it on loop.
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>> hey.
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>> why'd you kill my volume?
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>> you love ke$ha?
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>> yeah, so?
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>> if I can get ke$ha
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To give you a private concert
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Right here in this house,
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Then can I stop
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Being your assistant?
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>> sure.
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But since you can't
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Make that happen,
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Put the song on loop
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Then scurry off.
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>> okay.
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>> whoa! Now, it's fun.
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You like that?
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>> more.
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K.
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>> k.
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>> "a."
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>> k.
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>> "a."
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>> okay,
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We're never gonna spell ke$ha.
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>> why are there so many ks
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And as?
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>> I don't know,
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But we'd be doing great
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If we were trying to win
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A private concert
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From aka-aka-aka-ak.
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>> I guess they gotta make
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Some letters hard to find
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Or everyone could win.
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>> well, I'm sick of this.
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Ice cream reminds me
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Of my childhood.
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>> you don't have
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A happy childhood?
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>> my favorite toy was a hammer.
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You finish the puzzle.
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>> you know,
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You don't have to help.
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What?
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>> but if we win
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And ke$ha does do
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A private concert here,
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Only the people
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Who helped find the letters
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Get to come.
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>> only the people
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Who helped find the letters
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Get to come.
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>> I don't talk like that.
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Ah! E! I got an e.
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>> yeah!
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>> hurray!
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>> okay, okay, let's put it
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On the thing.
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>> yeah!
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>> ooh.
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>> actually--
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>> ice cream on hand.
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>> --sticky.
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Hey, where ya goin'?
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>> I don't think we should waste
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All this ice cream,
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So I'm gonna take it down
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To that playground on the corner
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And give it to some little kids.
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>> I don't know
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How kids' mothers are gonna feel
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About a strange guy
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Handing out--
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>> let him do it.
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>> you're a terrible influence.
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>> just let him do it,
290
00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,420
Just let him do it.
291
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:18,690
>> good luck.
292
00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,025
>> okay, people.
293
00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,059
We find an s and an h
294
00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:21,593
And we got us
295
00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,094
A private ke$ha concert.
296
00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:25,564
>> and my freedom from trina.
297
00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:26,798
>> all right.
298
00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,668
>> whatever.
299
00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,069
>> k.
300
00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,237
>> "a."
301
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,438
>> "a."
302
00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,339
>> k.
303
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,640
>> "a."
304
00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:41,279
>> k.
305
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,481
>> k.
306
00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:44,883
>> "a."
307
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,284
>> k.
308
00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:47,452
>> k.
309
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:47,886
>> okay,
310
00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,888
This is actually causing me pain
311
00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:53,458
And not the good kind.
312
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:57,062
>> all we need is an s and an h.
313
00:09:57,129 --> 00:10:00,231
Is that so much to ask?
314
00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:02,000
>> I'm out of ice cream.
315
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,101
>> me too.
316
00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,202
>> beck will be back with more
317
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:12,777
Soon.
318
00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:15,013
>> robbie, what happened?
319
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,948
>> I went to the playground.
320
00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:18,817
I got off my bike and I yelled,
321
00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,018
"hey, kids.
322
00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:23,955
Who wants some free ice cream?"
323
00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,557
And then their mothers chased me
324
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,391
Into an alley
325
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:31,596
And beat me with sticks.
326
00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:34,532
>> sticks?
327
00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,834
>> one big mom
328
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:39,738
Stepped on my neck.
329
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:44,976
>> you gotta love big moms.
330
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,311
>> hey.
331
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,312
>> where's the ice cream?
332
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:47,779
>> yeah.
333
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:48,913
Didn't you get some more?
334
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,015
>> nope.
335
00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:55,754
Check ke$ha's last update.
336
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:56,755
>> congrats to the dude
337
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:57,389
In northridge
338
00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:58,289
Who found all the letters
339
00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,991
And spelled out ke$ha.
340
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,993
Thanks for playing.
341
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:05,196
Ke$ha later.
342
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,831
>> contest over.
343
00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:07,732
>> great.
344
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,768
I spent nine hours of my life
345
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,603
Violating pints of ice cream
346
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,605
For nothing.
347
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,773
>> well, I got stick-beat
348
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,909
By vicious mothers.
349
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:22,180
>> I hate everything.
350
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,249
>> don't be sad.
351
00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,684
>> I am sad.
352
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:26,985
'cause I didn't marry a prince,
353
00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:27,819
And I don't live
354
00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:29,220
In a magic sugar castle,
355
00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:30,355
And now, we can't win
356
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,089
The ke$ha concert,
357
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:32,257
Which means that I gotta keep
358
00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:33,491
Being trina's stupid assistant
359
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,561
For 28 more days!
360
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,830
>> that's so sad.
361
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,365
>> come on, it's okay.
362
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,200
Maybe, maybe trina
363
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,436
Will just forget about it.
364
00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:47,238
>> oh, oh, yeah. There you go.
365
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:52,077
Get the scalp! Oh.
366
00:11:52,144 --> 00:12:00,952
Tissue.
367
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:05,056
Check the color.
368
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,558
>> why?
369
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,392
>> the doctor says
370
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,827
If it's a greenish yellow color,
371
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,128
Then I should probably start
372
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,096
To think about taking
373
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,230
Some antibi--
374
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,099
Oh, what are you doing?
375
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:24,642
Tori, you're pushing. Tori!Usicc
376
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:27,679
>> ooh, you don't look happy.
377
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,080
>> I'm not.
378
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:32,150
>> yay.
379
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:32,884
>> trina giving you
380
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,018
A rough time?
381
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,053
>> yes.
382
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,555
Do you know she sleep-sweats?
383
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:38,757
>> sleep-sweats?
384
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:39,691
>> yeah, she made me go
385
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,759
Into her room last night
386
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,660
Every two hours, with a sponge,
387
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:43,728
Lift her arms,
388
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:44,629
And then I had to--
389
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,699
>> tori! Hey, answer my phone.
390
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,566
>> I don't wanna.
391
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:49,601
>> hey, you're her assistant,
392
00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:50,902
So do what she says.
393
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:51,903
>> thank you, jade.
394
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,338
>> never touch me.
395
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,141
>> why can't you answer
396
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:56,975
Your own phone?
397
00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:57,809
>> it's that guy, lendle,
398
00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:58,810
He keeps calling me.
399
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,946
Just answer it!
400
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:05,316
>> hello? No, I'm sorry.
401
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:07,118
Trina's...
402
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:10,255
>> dead. Oh, no!
403
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,856
Say I moved to canada.
404
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:14,325
>> uh, she moved to canada,
405
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:17,061
Then died.
406
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:21,299
Yeah. This is her sister, tori.
407
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,234
No, I will not go out with you!
408
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:23,802
What's--
409
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:25,403
>> give me my phone! Hey!
410
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,437
I'm dead for 10 seconds,
411
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:27,105
And you're already hitting
412
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,673
On my sister?!
413
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,341
No, no, you listen to me,
414
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:31,176
Lendle.
415
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,844
It's doesn't matter...
416
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,746
>> that's my life now.
417
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,548
So I might as well--
418
00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:38,750
>> hey, tori, come see this!
419
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:43,321
>> oh, what?
420
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,189
>> play it again!
421
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,590
>> kay-kay.
422
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,325
>> so it turns out
423
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:48,593
The dude from northridge
424
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,361
Who said he won the lichterz
425
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:53,598
Ice cream contest, he faked it.
426
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,232
Yeah.
427
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,733
Guy's a loser.
428
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:58,503
Anyways, contest, back on!
429
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,739
Get it! Ke$ha out.
430
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,641
>> I can still win the contest!
431
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,076
>> run for it, tori!
432
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,010
Run straight home and don't stop
433
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,145
Till you get there!
434
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,948
>> right!
435
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,026
>> k.
436
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,162
>> "a."
437
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,964
>> "a."
438
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,732
>> "a."
439
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,067
>> h.
440
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:30,702
>> k.
441
00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:31,803
>> wait, wait, wait, wait!
442
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,838
Cat, what did you say?!
443
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,139
>> when?
444
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,575
>> just a second ago?!
445
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,844
>> I said when.
446
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:43,081
>> no, before that!
447
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,482
>> oh, I said h.
448
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:50,655
>> what?
449
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,590
>> oh, I feel so loved!
450
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,759
>> yeah.
451
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,794
>> here it is. Here it is!
452
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:57,862
>> oh.
453
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,597
>> yes.
454
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:00,798
>> keee-ha!
455
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,133
>> keee-ha!
456
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:03,501
>> keee-ha!
457
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,636
>> okay, okay, okay.
458
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:05,570
Must find the s
459
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:06,571
Before somebody else does!
460
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:07,038
>> yeah.
461
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:07,438
>> let's go.
462
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:11,876
>> yeah.
463
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,745
>> "a."
464
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,380
>> "a."
465
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:16,447
>> k.
466
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,616
>> k.
467
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:19,684
>> "a."
468
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,292
>> e.
469
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,494
>> "a."
470
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:30,895
>> h.
471
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,031
>> k.
472
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,877
>> hey, tori. Tori, hey--
473
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:46,978
>> what, what, what,
474
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:47,645
What, what?!
475
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,615
I gotta find the s!
476
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,883
>> why don't you take
477
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,285
A little break?
478
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:57,255
>> no. No! I gotta find the s.
479
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,356
I don't wanna be
480
00:15:58,424 --> 00:15:59,924
Trina's assistant anymore.
481
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,392
I just need the s
482
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,760
To spell ke$ha.
483
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:08,900
Where is the s?
484
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,635
>> I don't know, baby.
485
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,437
I just don't know.
486
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:13,905
>> hey, you guys.
487
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:14,906
>> 'sup?
488
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,773
>> the letter that we found
489
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,275
The most of is k, right?
490
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:18,543
>> yeah. Yeah.
491
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:19,444
>> and what ice cream flavors
492
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,979
Have we searched the most?
493
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,848
>> uh, beach bunny blitz,
494
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:24,816
Pooberry pecan
495
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,451
And creamy cowboy crunch.
496
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:27,051
>> ah!
497
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:27,819
Which, according
498
00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,087
To the lichterz website,
499
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:29,887
Are their three
500
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,956
Most popular flavors.
501
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,491
>> so if they put
502
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:34,826
The easiest-to-find letters
503
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,227
In the most popular flavors
504
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,362
Of ice cream, then...
505
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,496
>> then they probably put
506
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:39,998
The hardest-to-find letters--
507
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:43,768
>> the s!
508
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,570
>> the s.
509
00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:46,437
>> in their least
510
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,039
Popular flavor.
511
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:48,706
>> what's the least
512
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:49,273
Popular flavor
513
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,808
Of lichterz ice cream?!
514
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:51,476
>> uh,
515
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,379
I don't like being hollered at.
516
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:55,380
Right, right...
517
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,382
>> chill, chill, chill. Chill.
518
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:58,583
>> just tap your pear pad
519
00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,050
And tell us
520
00:16:59,118 --> 00:16:59,984
The least popular flavor!
521
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:01,119
Right, all right.
522
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:01,185
Right, all right.
523
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:02,120
....
524
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:02,520
...
525
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:02,787
....
526
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,289
....
527
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:25,143
...
528
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:41,125
...
529
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:44,395
...
530
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:55,640
...
531
00:17:55,707 --> 00:18:06,617
...
532
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:44,155
...
533
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:45,523
>> hi.
534
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:46,757
>> hello.
535
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:49,460
>> hey.
536
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,195
>> whatcha eatin' there?
537
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,097
>> funky nut blast.
538
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:56,367
>> ahhh. Can we have it?
539
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:59,437
>> get outta here.
540
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,505
>> we'll give you 30 bucks
541
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,307
For it.
542
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,809
>> deal.
543
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:05,676
>> yay!
544
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:06,577
Now we can win the contest
545
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:07,345
And meet ke$ha!
546
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:07,879
>> no.
547
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:08,613
>> shut your mouth!
548
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,681
>> whaty?
549
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:11,649
>> this whatcha want?
550
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:12,416
>> yeah.
551
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,418
>> ah!
552
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,153
>> I'll give it to you.
553
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:15,853
>> ah!
554
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,256
>> if...
555
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,190
>> what do you want?
556
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:19,690
>> to come
557
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,425
To the private concert.
558
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:21,759
>> fine.
559
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,760
>> okay.
560
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,864
>> and I wanna kiss you.
561
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,733
>> what?
562
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,869
>> and her.
563
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:37,308
And the freaky one.
564
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:41,712
>> you better stop there.
565
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,523
� back door cracked �
566
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,692
� we don't need a key �
567
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,727
� we get in for free �
568
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,930
� no vip sleaze �
569
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,865
� drink that kool-aid �
570
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,600
� follow my lead �
571
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,635
� now you're one of us �
572
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,837
� you're coming with me �
573
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:10,741
� tonight we're taking over �
574
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:13,544
� no one's getting out �
575
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,479
� this place about to blow �
576
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:21,586
� blo-oh-oh-oh. Blow �
577
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,387
� this place about to blow �
578
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:29,527
� blo-oh-oh-oh. Blow �
579
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,861
� this place about to �
580
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,096
� now what �
581
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:32,763
� what �
582
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,565
� we're taking control �
583
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,601
� we get what we want �
584
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,769
� we do what you don't �
585
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,938
� dirt and glitter �
586
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,640
� cover the floor �
587
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,508
� we're pretty and sick �
588
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,611
� we're young and we're bored �
589
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:50,281
� tonight we're taking names �
590
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:53,718
� 'cause we don't mess around �
591
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,486
� this place about to blow �
592
00:20:55,554 --> 00:21:01,492
� blo-oh-oh-oh. Blow �
593
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,427
� this place about to blow �
594
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:09,634
� blo-oh-oh-oh. Blow �
595
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:20,544
� this place about to �
596
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,681
>> oh! Ke$ha, that was so great.
597
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,450
You totally rocked our home.
598
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:27,652
>> thanks.
599
00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:28,352
>> wanna come upstairs
600
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,053
And see my room?
601
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:29,587
>> no.
602
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:35,893
>> c'mon!
603
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,528
>> uh, dude.
604
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,297
>> uh, what?
605
00:21:39,364 --> 00:21:40,564
>> you and those two chicks
606
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:45,136
Owe me some lips.
607
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,337
>> okay.
608
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:47,905
But let's go someplace
609
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,241
More private.
610
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,010
>> good call.
611
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,045
>> come with me.
612
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:57,815
>> yes, ma'am.
613
00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:58,549
>> and now,
614
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,584
I'll just open this door.
615
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:04,288
>> cool.
616
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:04,855
Hey!
617
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:12,463
>> kiss the shrub.
618
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:13,964
>> wait! Ke$ha, wait!
619
00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:16,467
>> no. You're weird.
620
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:18,102
>> trina!
621
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:18,936
>> ke$ha,
622
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,204
I am so sorry about her.
623
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,339
>> is she your sister?
624
00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:22,473
>> yeah.
625
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,609
>> I'm sorry for you.
626
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,245
>> everyone is.
627
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:31,849
>> are those real cheekbones?
628
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:35,152
>> yeah.
629
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,787
>> hey, that little boy
630
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,022
Got locked out.
631
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,223
>> trina! Don't!
632
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:39,924
>> trina!
633
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:40,624
>> do not open that door!
634
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,827
Get back here. Trina!
635
00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:43,894
>> oh.
636
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:45,129
What's wrong, little guy?
637
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:45,730
>> those girls
638
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:49,600
Promised to kiss me, and didn't.
639
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:50,267
>> oh.
640
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:51,235
Well, you can give me
641
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:54,238
A little kiss.
642
00:22:54,306 --> 00:45:59,722
>> gross.
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