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>> cat? Cat, come on.

You can't be mad at me

Over something I did

In your dream.

>> it's what you didn't do.

>> well,

Will you at least tell me

What I didn't do?

>> fine!

These little kids

Were trying to eat us,

And you wouldn't even try

To help me.

You were just crying

And yelling, "no! No!

Don't eat me! Eat her, eat her!"

>> well, I'm sorry.

And if a bunch of little kids

Ever really do try to eat us,

I promise to--

Well, why shouldn't they eat you

First?

>> robbie!

>> I wanna live!

There's things I've never tried.

Things I really, really,

Really wanna do.

>> what do you really, really,

Really wanna do?

>> ride a pony,

Take a cooking class,

Other things.

>> just ice cream?

>> uh-huh.

>> that's what you're gonna eat

For lunch?

>> nope.

It's been in my locker all day,

So I'm gonna drink it.

>> why?

>> 'cause I wanna meet ke$ha.

>> oh, dang it!

>> ke$ha's not in there?

>> no. I got another stupid k.

>> oh,

Is this about that contest?

>> what?

>> ke$ha's doing this thing

With lichterz ice cream.

>> see, there's a letter

At the bottom of every pint.

You need to get a k, an e, an s,

An h or an a.

>> and if you find the letters

That spell ke$ha,

You win a private concert.

>> from ke$ha?

>> yep.

>> but so far this week,

I've eaten 11 pints of ice cream

And all I've gotten are 11 ks.

Ha!

>> robbie let a bunch

Of little kids eat me.

>> it's not my fault

If dream children

Find you delicious!

Hey, trina.

>> I don't talk to you.

Hey, tori. I need your opinion.

>> on?

>> all right.

Let's say a person made a deal

With someone.

>> what kinda deal?

>> you know, like they'd promise

To do something.

Should that person have to keep

Their word?

>> yeah. A deal's a deal.

>> even if it was like

10 years ago?

>> yes.

You have to keep your word

No matter how long ago it was.

>> I'm so glad you feel that way

'cause maybe you remember this

From when you were six

And I was seven.

Mm-hmm.

>> oh my god. I remember this.

>> just read it.

>> oh, okay.

"when I, tori vega,

"am 16 years old,

"I will be married

"to a handsome prince,

"and we shall live

In a magic sugar castle."

>> that didn't happen.

>> I know that didn't happen.

>> yeah.

And read what you said you'd do

If it didn't happen.

>> "I will be trina's assistant

"and do whatever she says

For a whole month."

>> that's right.

>> so?

I wrote this when I was six.

>> yeah.

And who was it who said,

"you have to keep your word

No matter how long ago it was"?

>> martin luther king!

>> no.

Martin luther king

Gave the speech

About havin' a dream.

>> I had a dream.

Kids ate me.

>> don't worry, tori.

I'm not gonna be unreasonable.

>> will you guys tell her

She's being ridiculous?

>> well, you did make a deal.

>> and you did say

A person should keep her word.

>> thank you, tori's friends.

Yeah.

Well, here's a list of things

You need to do for me.

>> but I don't--

>> I'll have another list

For you in the morning.

Boo-bye!

>> I have to pluck her toe hair?

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� feeling lost �

� but now and then �

� I breathe it in �

� to let it go �

� and you don't know �

� where you are now �

� or what it would come to �

� if only somebody could hear �

� when you figure out how �

� you're lost in the moment �

� you disappear �

� you don't have to be afraid �

� to put your dream �

� in action �

� you're never gonna fade �

� you'll be �

� the main attraction �

� not a fantasy �

� just remember me �

� when it turns out right �

� 'cause you know �

� that if you live �

� in your imagination �

� tomorrow you'll �

� be everybody's fascination �

� in my victory �

� just remember me �

� when I make it shine �

>> hey, look at me.

>> why? What are you gonna--

>> yeah! Six for six!

>> and how is this fun for me?

>> you get to be the target,

Which means--

>> tori! Tori!

>> what?

>> I want something.

>> how can I assist you?

>> I don't like this song.

I need you to change it.

>> your phone

Is right next to you.

>> yeah,

But I have a pickle in this hand

And a lip gloss in this one.

Now, change the song.

>> put on some ke$ha.

Maybe that'll give my ice cream

Some luck.

>> you want some ke$ha?

>> who puts ketchup a a pickle?

>> ke$ha!

>> oh, yeah. Play a ke$ha song.

>> good. Now, go.

>> how am I gonna be

Her assistant for a month

Without ripping her head off?

>> oh! Yeah, baby.

>> ahh! You got an "a!"

>> yeah, I did.

>> good.

So now you have k and "a?"

>> yep.

All I need is a e-s-h

And I get a private concert

From ke$ha.

>> you just need esh.

>> I need esh real bad.

>> tori!

Tori!

>> yes, how can I assist you?

>> oh, I love this song.

Put it on loop.

>> hey.

>> why'd you kill my volume?

>> you love ke$ha?

>> yeah, so?

>> if I can get ke$ha

To give you a private concert

Right here in this house,

Then can I stop

Being your assistant?

>> sure.

But since you can't

Make that happen,

Put the song on loop

Then scurry off.

>> okay.

>> whoa! Now, it's fun.

You like that?

>> more.

K.

>> k.

>> "a."

>> k.

>> "a."

>> okay,

We're never gonna spell ke$ha.

>> why are there so many ks

And as?

>> I don't know,

But we'd be doing great

If we were trying to win

A private concert

From aka-aka-aka-ak.

>> I guess they gotta make

Some letters hard to find

Or everyone could win.

>> well, I'm sick of this.

Ice cream reminds me

Of my childhood.

>> you don't have

A happy childhood?

>> my favorite toy was a hammer.

You finish the puzzle.

>> you know,

You don't have to help.

What?

>> but if we win

And ke$ha does do

A private concert here,

Only the people

Who helped find the letters

Get to come.

>> only the people

Who helped find the letters

Get to come.

>> I don't talk like that.

Ah! E! I got an e.

>> yeah!

>> hurray!

>> okay, okay, let's put it

On the thing.

>> yeah!

>> ooh.

>> actually--

>> ice cream on hand.

>> --sticky.

Hey, where ya goin'?

>> I don't think we should waste

All this ice cream,

So I'm gonna take it down

To that playground on the corner

And give it to some little kids.

>> I don't know

How kids' mothers are gonna feel

About a strange guy

Handing out--

>> let him do it.

>> you're a terrible influence.

>> just let him do it,

Just let him do it.

>> good luck.

>> okay, people.

We find an s and an h

And we got us

A private ke$ha concert.

>> and my freedom from trina.

>> all right.

>> whatever.

>> k.

>> "a."

>> "a."

>> k.

>> "a."

>> k.

>> k.

>> "a."

>> k.

>> k.

>> okay,

This is actually causing me pain

And not the good kind.

>> all we need is an s and an h.

Is that so much to ask?

>> I'm out of ice cream.

>> me too.

>> beck will be back with more

Soon.

>> robbie, what happened?

>> I went to the playground.

I got off my bike and I yelled,

"hey, kids.

Who wants some free ice cream?"

And then their mothers chased me

Into an alley

And beat me with sticks.

>> sticks?

>> one big mom

Stepped on my neck.

>> you gotta love big moms.

>> hey.

>> where's the ice cream?

>> yeah.

Didn't you get some more?

>> nope.

Check ke$ha's last update.

>> congrats to the dude

In northridge

Who found all the letters

And spelled out ke$ha.

Thanks for playing.

Ke$ha later.

>> contest over.

>> great.

I spent nine hours of my life

Violating pints of ice cream

For nothing.

>> well, I got stick-beat

By vicious mothers.

>> I hate everything.

>> don't be sad.

>> I am sad.

'cause I didn't marry a prince,

And I don't live

In a magic sugar castle,

And now, we can't win

The ke$ha concert,

Which means that I gotta keep

Being trina's stupid assistant

For 28 more days!

>> that's so sad.

>> come on, it's okay.

Maybe, maybe trina

Will just forget about it.

>> oh, oh, yeah. There you go.

Get the scalp! Oh.

Tissue.

Check the color.

>> why?

>> the doctor says

If it's a greenish yellow color,

Then I should probably start

To think about taking

Some antibi--

Oh, what are you doing?

Tori, you're pushing. Tori!Usicc

>> ooh, you don't look happy.

>> I'm not.

>> yay.

>> trina giving you

A rough time?

>> yes.

Do you know she sleep-sweats?

>> sleep-sweats?

>> yeah, she made me go

Into her room last night

Every two hours, with a sponge,

Lift her arms,

And then I had to--

>> tori! Hey, answer my phone.

>> I don't wanna.

>> hey, you're her assistant,

So do what she says.

>> thank you, jade.

>> never touch me.

>> why can't you answer

Your own phone?

>> it's that guy, lendle,

He keeps calling me.

Just answer it!

>> hello? No, I'm sorry.

Trina's...

>> dead. Oh, no!

Say I moved to canada.

>> uh, she moved to canada,

Then died.

Yeah. This is her sister, tori.

No, I will not go out with you!

What's--

>> give me my phone! Hey!

I'm dead for 10 seconds,

And you're already hitting

On my sister?!

No, no, you listen to me,

Lendle.

It's doesn't matter...

>> that's my life now.

So I might as well--

>> hey, tori, come see this!

>> oh, what?

>> play it again!

>> kay-kay.

>> so it turns out

The dude from northridge

Who said he won the lichterz

Ice cream contest, he faked it.

Yeah.

Guy's a loser.

Anyways, contest, back on!

Get it! Ke$ha out.

>> I can still win the contest!

>> run for it, tori!

Run straight home and don't stop

Till you get there!

>> right!

>> k.

>> "a."

>> "a."

>> "a."

>> h.

>> k.

>> wait, wait, wait, wait!

Cat, what did you say?!

>> when?

>> just a second ago?!

>> I said when.

>> no, before that!

>> oh, I said h.

>> what?

>> oh, I feel so loved!

>> yeah.

>> here it is. Here it is!

>> oh.

>> yes.

>> keee-ha!

>> keee-ha!

>> keee-ha!

>> okay, okay, okay.

Must find the s

Before somebody else does!

>> yeah.

>> let's go.

>> yeah.

>> "a."

>> "a."

>> k.

>> k.

>> "a."

>> e.

>> "a."

>> h.

>> k.

>> hey, tori. Tori, hey--

>> what, what, what,

What, what?!

I gotta find the s!

>> why don't you take

A little break?

>> no. No! I gotta find the s.

I don't wanna be

Trina's assistant anymore.

I just need the s

To spell ke$ha.

Where is the s?

>> I don't know, baby.

I just don't know.

>> hey, you guys.

>> 'sup?

>> the letter that we found

The most of is k, right?

>> yeah. Yeah.

>> and what ice cream flavors

Have we searched the most?

>> uh, beach bunny blitz,

Pooberry pecan

And creamy cowboy crunch.

>> ah!

Which, according

To the lichterz website,

Are their three

Most popular flavors.

>> so if they put

The easiest-to-find letters

In the most popular flavors

Of ice cream, then...

>> then they probably put

The hardest-to-find letters--

>> the s!

>> the s.

>> in their least

Popular flavor.

>> what's the least

Popular flavor

Of lichterz ice cream?!

>> uh,

I don't like being hollered at.

Right, right...

>> chill, chill, chill. Chill.

>> just tap your pear pad

And tell us

The least popular flavor!

Right, all right.

Right, all right.

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>> hi.

>> hello.

>> hey.

>> whatcha eatin' there?

>> funky nut blast.

>> ahhh. Can we have it?

>> get outta here.

>> we'll give you 30 bucks

For it.

>> deal.

>> yay!

Now we can win the contest

And meet ke$ha!

>> no.

>> shut your mouth!

>> whaty?

>> this whatcha want?

>> yeah.

>> ah!

>> I'll give it to you.

>> ah!

>> if...

>> what do you want?

>> to come

To the private concert.

>> fine.

>> okay.

>> and I wanna kiss you.

>> what?

>> and her.

And the freaky one.

>> you better stop there.

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� this place about to blow �

� blo-oh-oh-oh. Blow �

� this place about to blow �

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>> oh! Ke$ha, that was so great.

You totally rocked our home.

>> thanks.

>> wanna come upstairs

And see my room?

>> no.

>> c'mon!

>> uh, dude.

>> uh, what?

>> you and those two chicks

Owe me some lips.

>> okay.

But let's go someplace

More private.

>> good call.

>> come with me.

>> yes, ma'am.

>> and now,

I'll just open this door.

>> cool.

Hey!

>> kiss the shrub.

>> wait! Ke$ha, wait!

>> no. You're weird.

>> trina!

>> ke$ha,

I am so sorry about her.

>> is she your sister?

>> yeah.

>> I'm sorry for you.

>> everyone is.

>> are those real cheekbones?

>> yeah.

>> hey, that little boy

Got locked out.

>> trina! Don't!

>> trina!

>> do not open that door!

Get back here. Trina!

>> oh.

What's wrong, little guy?

>> those girls

Promised to kiss me, and didn't.

>> oh.

Well, you can give me

A little kiss.

>> gross.