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Just tell us where the girl is.
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I told you I don't know.
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Okay, if you don't know, you don't know.
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Ahhh!
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Now, do you know?!
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Hey man, get your partner off of me!
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You better tell her what she wants to know.
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You got three seconds to talk.
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I... I don't... I... ahhh!
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She's in my basement.
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She's in my basement.
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Boring.
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That was boring?
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Yeah, it was all too predictable.
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There were no, ahhh, surprises.
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I enjoyed the slapping.
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See, entertainment is so
much more entertaining,
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when the characters do things
the audience doesn't expect.
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I don't get what you're trying to say here.
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You've bewildered everybody.
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All right, okay, maybe I'm wrong.
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Let's move on to something else.
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Let's talk about our hopes and dreams.
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Tori.
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Sikowitz.
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What's your biggest hope and/or dream?
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Uh... probably to be a pop star,
a really successful singer.
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What?
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Oh, well, maybe you could sing at weddings
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for the hearing impaired.
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Okay, this is the most fun class ever.
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You really don't think I
can make it as a singer?
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Nope.
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Ha! You see?
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You're all staring at
me with rapt attention.
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Why?
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Because as a teacher, you expect
me to encourage my students,
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not puke on their dreams.
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Right?
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Right.
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Uh-huh.
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This is what I was trying to explain.
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When characters do the
unexpected... oof...
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Audiences pay attention.
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Oh, I have a headache.
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That's lunchtime.
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Get out.
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Hey, Jade, that's a nice new sweater.
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Thanks.
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It's made out of puppet hair.
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Dang, woman.
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Tori, hang back a sec.
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No, I'm scared.
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Just listen.
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How would you like to
do something exciting?
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Uh... could I have more details?
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My friend Jenny is a casting director.
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She's working on a new movie.
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Movie?
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They need a spunky teenage
girl to play the best friend
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of the lead.
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Would you like to audition?
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Wow, I mean, I've never auditioned for,
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like, a real movie before.
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And I've never done a standing
backflip, but watch this.
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Yeaa!
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Oof.
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Are you okay?
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Uh, not really.
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♪ Here I am ♪
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♪ once again feeling lost ♪
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♪ but now and then ♪
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♪ I breathe it in ♪
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♪ to let it go ♪
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♪ and you don't know ♪
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♪ where you are now ♪
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♪ or what it will come to ♪
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♪ if only somebody could hear ♪
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♪ when you figure out how ♪
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♪ you're lost in the moment ♪
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♪ you disappear ♪
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♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪
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♪ to put your dream in action ♪
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♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
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♪ you'll be ♪
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♪ the main attraction ♪
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♪ not a fantasy ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when it turns out right ♪
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♪ 'cause you know ♪
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♪ that if you live ♪
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♪ in your imagination ♪
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♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪
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♪ everybody's fascination ♪
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♪ in my victory ♪
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♪ just remember me ♪
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♪ when I make it shine! ♪
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♪ then you told me (Told me) ♪
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♪ you want me ♪
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hi.
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Look at the new costume I made.
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Can you guess who I am?
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No.
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You're little boy poop.
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Little bo peep.
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All right, can I just tell
you guys how much I'm loving
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my new costume design class?
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Ohhh.
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And my teacher says I have a
gift for knowing people's
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exact measurements.
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Hey, peeperleez.
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I'm not with him.
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Hey, Robbie, want me to tell
you what size your pants are?
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I already know.
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They're a size four.
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Size four?
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Mm-hmm.
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That's how they measure girls' pants.
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What?
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Rex, you promised me
these were boys' jeans.
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Heh-heh-heh, you've been rexed.
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Hey, will you guys take a look
at my headshot and resume?
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Sure, what for?
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Sikowitz got me an audition for a movie.
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Wow.
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I don't care.
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You look 12 in this pic.
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Well, that was the last time I was shot
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by a professional photographer.
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My brother got shot by a clown.
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Why?
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Because my brother kept
poking him and saying,
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"whatcha gonna do about
it, clown, huh?"
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It happened on the bus.
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Cat, color the tiger.
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Yay, crayons.
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Well, now I have to find a
professional photographer.
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Did someone say she needs a
professional photographer?
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Yeah.
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Do you know one?
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No.
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Yeah, I don't seem so weird anymore, do I?
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What did you say, girl pants?
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All right, you gotta work on this resume.
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What? What's wrong with it?
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You only have one play on here.
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Well, that's all I've been in.
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So?
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Just say you've acted in more stuff.
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Lie?
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Yes.
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It's not relyly lying.
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It's exaggerating.
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Did I mention the clown
was my cousin Jesse?
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Color the pretty tiger.
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So, back to my resume.
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You gotta add more things
under special skills.
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Yeah, you put bike riding
as a special skill.
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Who can't ride a bike?
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Take a guess.
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Can you keep any secret?
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Mm-mm-mm.
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So, what special skills should I add?
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Gymnastics.
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Martial arts.
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Skydiving.
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Flirtatious hair flipping.
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Okay, I do not flip my hair flirtatiously.
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Oh, really?
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This doesn't look familiar.
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Why, hello boys, my name is Tori Vega.
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Buy me some licorice, and
I'll give you a kiss.
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I talk nothing like that.
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Seriously, do I talk anything like that?
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Why no.
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Not at all.
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Yikes! I'm about to audition for a real movie! Ahhh!!!
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Feeling: Terrified.
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Go do it.
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No.
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Tell him you love him before you lose him.
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But I'm afraid to tell him.
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Look, it's been a really, really long time
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since I've seen you be happy.
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But ever since you and keith...
how's your audition going?
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I'm... I'm in the middle of it.
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That's so exciting.
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I'm sorry, who is... uh... she
is my friend, Cat.
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Ah.
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You brought a superhero?
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I bet your left arm is 34 inches long.
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It is.
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Get out, Cat.
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Whoosh.
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I'm so sorry.
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Uh... where were we?
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I really don't need to see anymore.
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Oh, you don't?
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You're a fantastic actor.
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Really?
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So, I got the part?
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No.
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Oh.
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But only because you look
too much like the star.
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I was just thinking that.
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Ah, okay, that's... I totally get it.
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But... but?
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But what?
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I am sorry, I seem too eager, don't I?
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But what?
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How would you like to be a stunt double?
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I was just thinking that.
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A st... a stunt double?
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Look, I made my tiger purple.
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That doesn't happen in nature.
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So, I said okay.
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Really?
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I had no idea you did stunt work.
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I don't.
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I'm not a stunt double.
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Then why did you accept the job?
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I don't know.
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Because I'm stupid.
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I've been telling you people she's stupid,
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but did anyone believe me?
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All right, wait.
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Why'd they even offer you
a job as a stunt double?
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'Cause of my resume.
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Under special skills, I put
gymnastics and karate,
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and that made them think
that I could do stunts.
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See?
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You should never lie on your resume.
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Well, that's not a pretty face.
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Will you please just call
your casting director friend
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and get me out of this?
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You might not wanna do that.
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Why not?
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You wanna get blackballed in Hollywood?
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What do you mean blackballed?
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In this town, everybody knows everybody.
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You make people mad, word gets around.
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And then, no one will hire you.
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Great, so what do I do?
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Get blackballed or do a stunt
and get my face smashed?
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I think, you should do both.
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You know...
Stunt doubles rarely get injured.
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Yeah, but... and you told
them you'd do it...
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Which is a commitment, and
making a commitment is like...
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Well, take this coconut, for
example... brown, spherical,
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covered with short, fibrous hairs that...
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What were we talking about?
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So, what's the stunt you're
supposed to do anyway?
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Fall off a chair.
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Fall off a chair?
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That's the big stunt you're buggin' about?
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Hah, you big baby.
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Well, it could be dangerous.
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I'm not a professional stunt girl.
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I don't know how to fall off a
chair and make it look real.
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And what if... aah!
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Looked good to me.
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Well, I now have boot print on my right kidney. Thank you, Jade.
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Feeling: Sore.
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The last one was the best.
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I know.
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Oh, no.
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... But look at what's going on here.
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Ah, there she is, uh... Tori.
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Tori, right.
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I'm sorry, I spit on you.
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That's okay.
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Patrice, this is your stunt double.
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Hi.
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I'm gonna fall off your chair.
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I appreciate it.
277
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,920
Okay, is this our girl?
278
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:55,520
Yeah.
279
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:57,450
Tori, this is our stunt coordinator, gene.
280
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,320
Good to meet you.
281
00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:00,890
Really simple stunt.
282
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,790
Right, simple stunt.
283
00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:06,190
Got your chair right here...
my chair right there?
284
00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,260
... Which you're gonna sit on.
285
00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:09,060
I sit on it.
286
00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:12,870
When the director calls action,
you just fall off the chair.
287
00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:14,370
I fall off the chair.
288
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,470
And through that railing, drop 40 feet,
289
00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:20,370
and hit the ground down there.
290
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:26,850
Through the... and drop, and
hit the... whoa, through...
291
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,120
I have to fall all the way down there?
292
00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:30,680
Onto the air sack.
293
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,360
Now, just don't miss the sack,
like the last stunt double.
294
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,090
Get outta here.
295
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:38,630
Wait, wait, wait.
296
00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:40,460
The last stunt double missed the sack?
297
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:42,830
Just by a few feet.
298
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:46,900
Hey, put the air sack in the
right place this time, would ya?
299
00:12:46,970 --> 00:12:49,470
Get that dried blood off the floor.
300
00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:50,580
Roger.
301
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,600
No, no, no, you don't understand.
302
00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:07,410
See, I was told, I would
just be falling off a chair.
303
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,540
Exactly, off the chair, through
the railing, plummeting 40 feet.
304
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,180
Honey, I am in the middle of shooting.
305
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:14,750
I don't care.
306
00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:15,920
Your son's been bitten by monkeys!
307
00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,580
All right, all right, I'll meet
you in the emergency room.
308
00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:18,050
Hurry up!
309
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,790
I have a hair appointment.
310
00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:22,490
Hey, hey, everybody?
311
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:26,860
Uh... that was my "wife" on the phone.
312
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:30,000
She took my son to the zoo,
and apparently, he was bitten
313
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,670
by several monkeys.
314
00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:33,630
I gotta get to the hospital.
315
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,900
So, that's a wrap for the day.
316
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:36,840
All right, everybody.
317
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,740
We'll do the stunt later in the week.
318
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,140
Bye.
319
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,310
Thank you, monkeys!
320
00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,740
Whoo, Whoo.
321
00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:45,260
We have names.
322
00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:50,500
Omg! I was just saved by mean monkeys I don't even know!
323
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,000
Thank you monkeys!!!
324
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,400
Feeling: Relieved.
325
00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:01,660
Wait, who got bit by monkeys?
326
00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:03,130
The director's kid.
327
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,670
Did he taunt the monkeys?
328
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,570
I don't think you should do the stunt.
329
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,370
I have to.
330
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:13,010
I'll get blackballed in
Hollywood if I back out.
331
00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:15,140
I don't wanna get blackballed.
332
00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:16,410
Then just do it.
333
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,080
And what if I end up in the hospital?
334
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:21,450
Well, maybe you'll meet a handsome
young doctor, get married,
335
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,920
and share a soda pop.
336
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,960
I don't talk like a movie
star from the 194os.
337
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:33,390
Oh my God, I love your dress.
338
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,360
Thanks.
339
00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:38,330
It's what I wear in the movie, when I die.
340
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,870
Um, Cat, what up with the crazy costume?
341
00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:45,240
I'm sikowitz.
342
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,110
That's a great costume.
343
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:50,110
Maybe you can dress me for my funeral.
344
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:53,610
I could so do that.
345
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,720
Come on now, there's not
gonna be a funeral.
346
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,750
Aww.
347
00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,950
We're all gonna come down
to the set, keep ya cool,
348
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:03,420
watch you land safe and sound,
right on that air sack.
349
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:06,390
Unless you miss it.
350
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:25,040
I don't think you'll miss it.
351
00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:38,420
No, no, no!
352
00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:40,990
I've never been treated so disrespectfully.
353
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,430
> Will you just calm down?
354
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,570
No, I'm outraged.
355
00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:47,930
You don't need a visitor's pass.
356
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,270
You and Robbie got visitors' passes.
357
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,270
The wicked witch here got a visitor's pass.
358
00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,210
Here.
359
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:06,690
No, let me go, no.
360
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,960
Hey, you look great.
361
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:13,630
Okay.
362
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:16,260
Let's put these on.
363
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:20,000
Clear the set please.
364
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:20,930
Hi.
365
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,370
Yay, Cat made another costume.
366
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,640
Look, I'm Cat, international spy.
367
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:27,740
Pew! Pew! Pew!
368
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:33,480
It's not real.
369
00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:35,320
So, when does Tori do her fall?
370
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,120
All right, let's do one.
371
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,890
Oh, here we go.
372
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,330
Positions, everyone.
373
00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:47,790
Time for work, people.
374
00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:50,030
Quiet on set, please.
375
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,470
Dan has notes.
376
00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:56,900
Last looks, everyone.
377
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,040
Hey, Tori.
378
00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:03,410
I don't care what you do,
just get me out of this.
379
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:03,940
Don't worry.
380
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:07,050
You're gonna land right
on that big comfy sack.
381
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,450
Cellphones off, please.
382
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,250
I've been reprimanded.
383
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,650
Gotta go.
384
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,350
No.
385
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,450
No, no, no, don't go.
386
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,290
Don't go.
387
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:15,920
You went.
388
00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:18,420
Rolling.
389
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:20,330
Speed.
390
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:26,870
Scene 21 apple, take 1.
391
00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:28,430
Ready, Tori?
392
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,100
Yeah.
393
00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,870
All right.
394
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:37,410
And...
Action!
395
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,550
Ahh, eh.
396
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:45,990
Now read the note and spill
the coffee and fall.
397
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,120
Cut!
398
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,190
Tori, what happened?
399
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,630
I fell the other way.
400
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,530
I think it worked pretty well.
401
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,700
No, it didn't.
402
00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:02,900
You need to fall this way,
through the railing.
403
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:04,900
Right.
404
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:06,970
Okay.
405
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,070
Resetting.
406
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,810
Rolling.
407
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,880
Speed.
408
00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:14,750
Hold.
409
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:18,950
Scene 21 a, take 2.
410
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:22,920
And action.
411
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,630
One sec.
412
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,430
Uh... what's goin' on up there?
413
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,660
I-uh... I got a text message:
414
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,230
I have to pee.
415
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,970
You got a text message
that you have to pee?
416
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:42,540
It's a new app called pee minder.
417
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:45,780
Back in a sec.
418
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:46,810
Pee minder?
419
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,180
You should download that.
420
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:53,020
Yeah, you should.
421
00:18:53,090 --> 00:19:00,060
By the... Tori, he's over there.
422
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:04,430
Beck, Beck.
423
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,200
Beck.
424
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:09,870
Yes?
425
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,870
Beck?
426
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:11,640
I'm not Beck.
427
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,070
I'm you.
428
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:15,810
Wait, wait, but how
did you... where'd...
429
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,440
Where'd you get that dress?
430
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:20,010
Cat made it.
431
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,450
Are you sweating?
432
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:25,950
Yeah, I think I'm having an anxiety attack.
433
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:26,820
I don't wanna do the stunt.
434
00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,190
I'm scared.
435
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:31,020
It's okay, I got this.
436
00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:33,860
Wait, what are you...?
437
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:34,630
Shh.
438
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:40,300
Wait here.
439
00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:48,940
Wow, do I look that good running away?
440
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,810
Just search the app store.
441
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,740
They don't have pee minder.
442
00:19:51,810 --> 00:19:55,310
All I can find is tinkle time.
443
00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:59,990
I've got squirt alert.
444
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,720
There goes Tori.
445
00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:06,130
Yeah, she's so cute when
she's running away.
446
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:18,670
Yeah, she is.
447
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:20,070
All right, we're back.
448
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,940
Tori, you set?
449
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:25,950
Ready.
450
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,180
Rolling.
451
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,050
Speed.
452
00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:33,820
Scene 21 apple, take 3.
453
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:36,220
Action!
454
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:43,060
Pick up your coffee, read the note,
455
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:47,870
and spill the coffee and fall!
456
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,240
And cut.
457
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:53,970
Perfect.
458
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:56,480
Thanks everyone.
459
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:59,610
Be right back.
460
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,110
Wooo!
461
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:03,350
Uh-huh.
462
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:04,550
Did everyone enjoy my stunt?
463
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:09,220
I know, I did.
464
00:21:09,290 --> 00:21:10,790
See, it wasn't so bad, was it?
465
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:12,660
No, it was fun.
466
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:13,490
You wanna do another take?
467
00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:15,180
No, I do not.
468
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:27,000
Wooo! I did my stunt. Kinda. Sorta. Well... ah, shut up.
469
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,080
Feeling: Guilty.
470
00:21:32,610 --> 00:21:36,350
Pleeeease?
471
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,420
Why?
472
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,750
'Cause I'm mad at myself
for chickening out.
473
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:42,220
I feel like a weenie.
474
00:21:42,290 --> 00:21:44,620
The world needs weenies.
475
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:47,490
Without weenies, who'd wear turtlenecks?
476
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,360
I gotta do the stunt.
477
00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:50,430
Look, why don't you just...?
478
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,000
Come on, just call your
casting director friend
479
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:53,170
and get us on the set.
480
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,770
Please.
481
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,770
Very well.
482
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,300
Yay, thanks.
483
00:21:58,370 --> 00:22:00,470
Mm-hmm.
484
00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:03,310
Hey, why are you upside down?
485
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:09,480
Why are you right side up?
486
00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:10,650
You ready for this?
487
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,550
You can do it, Tori.
488
00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:16,720
Come on, Tori.
489
00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:19,960
It's a long fall.
490
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,730
Okay, here I go.
491
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,560
Here I go.
492
00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:27,900
Here I go.
493
00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:30,500
I can't do it.
494
00:22:30,570 --> 00:22:36,210
Don't be a weenie.
495
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,810
Okay, I'm gonna count to 3.
496
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,980
No, no, 10.
497
00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:46,050
I'm gonna count to 10, and
then, I'm go... [Screaming]
498
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:54,190
Aah.
499
00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:56,500
You're ever so welcome.
500
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:02,970
I don't talk like that.
501
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,770
You made it.
502
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,840
Whoo.
503
00:23:05,910 --> 00:23:07,110
Yay.
504
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:08,510
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