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Hey, Al.
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Why don't you use a nail gun?
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It's easier.
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Something is easier
than a hammer?
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Payday.
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Dugan.
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Thank you.
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Dugan.Thank you.
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Dugan.
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Karimi.
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Karimi.
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Pretty sure that's you.
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No, thank you.
You already pay me
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by providing me with a home.
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What? No, you got to get paid.
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I feel like I should be paying
you for teaching me a new trade.
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Lizzie, give him a raise.
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Truly, Mr. Art, I
see you as a father,
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and in Afghanistan, a father
never pays his children.
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I like it. Gonna have to get
over there some time.
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Dad, offer it again.
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He just said he doesn't
want to get paid.
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No, he's refusing
three times to be polite.
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It's a cultural thing.
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Really? Huh. Oh...
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I insist, buddy.
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As you wish.
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Hmm.
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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You really didn't have
to pay for all of this.
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Where I come from, we always
use our first paycheck
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to treat loved ones
to good food.
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Okay, now I feel bad
about this cereal.
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I only picked it
'cause it comes with a yo-yo.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, look at that.
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I have been
dreaming about
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a car like that
since I was a child.
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Way to dream big.
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There was a guy in my
neighborhood growing up
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who had a car just like this.
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Oh, we thought he was so cool.
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In my country, women go crazy
over the kind of car you drive.
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It's nice to know
shallowness is international.
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Will you take a picture of me
with it?
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I want to send it
to my cousin Zubair.
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Sure.
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[shutter clicks]
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Hmm.
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What's going on?
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Is this your car?
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Not for long.
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I bought a lottery ticket.Ah.
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Do American women love this car?
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I do all right.
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Ah.
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You want to party?
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You got a better shot
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with that lottery ticket.
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Yeah, he bought a car.
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Why would I lie to you, Zubair?
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[quietly]:
Hey, did you buy a car?
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[quietly]:
No, but tell him I did.
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Yeah, I'm looking
at it right now.
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It's burgundy.It's burgundy.
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Your camera is broken.Ah, I'd send you a picture,
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but my camera's broken.
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All right, take care, buddy.
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Did he sound jealous?
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Oh, I thought he was gonna cry.
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[laughs]: Oh, I wish
I could have heard that.
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Hey, you're making
good money now.
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Why don't you buy a real car?
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Uh, no, uh, I have other things
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I need to do with my money.
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Like?
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Send it home.
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You're already doing that.
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Well, I need to do it more.
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And I need to contribute
to this family, too.
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I've noticed most
of Lizzie's pants have holes.
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Hey, it's okay
to treat yourself.
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I can't.
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Why not?
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I wouldn't even know
where to start.
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Well, let's figure it out.
What do you want?
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[sighs]
Hmm.
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My mother has always
wanted to go to Mecca.
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I want to send her there.
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That's what she wants.
What do you want?
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I want my family to be happy.
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Okay.
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Just for fun,
imagine you don't have a family.
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How is that fun?
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[laughs]:
Come on, man.
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Haven't you ever
bought something
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just 'cause you wanted it?
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Hmm.
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When I was a little boy,
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I found some money
on the street,
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so I bought myself
a slice of cake
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with a thick layer of jam
in the middle.
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Mmm. I still remember how
spongey and delicious it was.
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And I bet you enjoyed
every bite of it.
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I did not eat the whole slice.
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I brought the rest
home to my family.
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I'm not a monster.
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All right, that's it.
Come with me.
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Where are we going?None of your business. Come on.
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I couldn't tell
if the wiggly man out front
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was inviting us in
or trying to warn us.
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Ooh, I could totally
see you in this one.
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Cruising down the boulevard,
turning ladies' heads.
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I could never afford it.Oh, don't look
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at the sticker price,
that's the sucker price.
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You got to grind them down.
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Riley, I know how to negotiate.No, I know you do,
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but buying a car
in this country is different.
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They got tricks
you haven't seen before.
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I know all the tricks.
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She's a beauty, isn't she?
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It is the ugliest car
I have ever seen.
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I wouldn't drive this car
if you gave it to me for free.
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Well, it's practically free.
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Really? Wow.
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Ha, we're just looking.
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Let me know if I can help.
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Uh, well, I... I did
have a couple questions.
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Do you have anything
like this in burgundy?
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Not used. But the new models
come in burgundy.
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Beautiful color.
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I cannot afford a new car.
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You wouldn't think so,
but would you be surprised
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to know that the monthly
payments are almost the same?
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I would be very surprised.
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And with repairs and upkeep
on a used car,
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you might be saving money
in the long run.
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Anyway, I'll let you guys talk.
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Hmm.Uh, wait, wait, can
we just see it?
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Only if you promise
to take it for a test drive.
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What do you think?
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It's okay.
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Try the seat warmer.
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Hmm. My bottom is no warmer than
when I woke up this morning.
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It takes a minute.
[chuckles]
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Try the hands-free option.
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What is that?For long drives,
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you just set it
and the car drives itself.
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Seems like a useless feature,
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but whatever.
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Take your hands off the wheel
and your foot off the gas.
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Really?Yeah. Go ahead.
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[whispers]:
Bismillah.
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What is happening?
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It is like a ghost
is driving the car.
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Turn on the radio.
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♪ With you...
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You get three months
of satellite radio for free.
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I do love free.
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Once I was in the supermarket
and... Oh, my God,
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my bottom is getting warm.
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Riley, I have to own this car.
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Stay frosty, snowman.
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I can't believe she's arguing
with her boss
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to get us a better price.
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I hope she doesn't lose her job.
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Good news, we got it.
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Yay!
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Should we put your signature
on it, make it official?
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Hold on. Let me see this.
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This is all so crazy
to me. No money down?
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In Afghanistan, if
you try to buy a car
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without any of the money, they
won't give you any of the car.
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Well, you are paying for it,
you're just paying over time.
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Ah. Mm.
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So, this is the monthly fee?
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Mm-hmm.
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And the way they got it so low--
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which I had to fight for--
was they adjusted the APR.
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Thank you for fighting for us.
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Thank you for fighting
for America.
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Yeah, this all looks
pretty good, uh,
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but we want
the extended warranty.
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Unfortunately, that isn't
included in the base price.
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Mm. It is if you want
to sell us this car.
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You are trying to get me
in trouble. [laughs]
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I'll be right back.
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Dude, that was badass.
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What do you mean
you got a new car?
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You said you got a new car
yesterday.
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That was a lie.
Here's the car.
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Ooh!Huh?
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Check it out, Zubair.
How's he gonna get in?
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Oh. Oh.He's not holding a key. [gasps]
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[car beeps]
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What?Boom!
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Is the key in his pocket or is
his car just happy to see him?
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The answer is both.
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Where did you get all the money?
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I just pay a little
bit every month.
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It is the land of opportunity
and small monthly payments.
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Hey, Zubair,
check out the stereo.Oh.
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[music playing]
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It is like Aryana Sayeed
is in the back seat.
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Look at this.
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Huh?
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You can stand up and talk
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to American chicks
on the street.
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Here comes one right now.
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Lizzie, look what I got.
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Wow, that is... How?
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[music stops]First paycheck.
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I told him to treat himself.
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Hello, Lizzie,
I am Al's cool cousin.
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Name is Bair, Zubair.
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Yeah, I know who you are.
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You like everything I post
on Instagram.
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How about a follow back, girl?
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Okay, Al, I wrote your check.
It was not new car money.
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It's okay. It was
no money down.
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No money down.
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Come on, let's take
her for a spin.
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Lizzie, come with us.
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I will sit on your lap.
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Even from 7,000 miles away,
that is a hard pass.
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After dinner, it would be my
honor to take you for a drive.
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Yeah, sure thing.Ah.
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Hey, I don't want to rain on
your parade or anything,
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but are you sure
you can afford this?
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If he couldn't afford it, they
wouldn't have sold it to him.
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[stifled laugh]
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You got something to say?
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I looked over the paperwork.
They really took you guys.
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Are you kidding?
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If anything, we took them.
Tell her, Al.
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Straight to the dry cleaners.
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Yeah, he paid twice
what that car is worth.
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That's not true.
We got a great price.
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If you paid cash, dummy.
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You got screwed
on the financing.
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Stop trying to ruin this.Riley, pipe down, will you?
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I want to hear
what she has to say.
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Why are you listening to her?
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Because she's good with numbers.
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You're good with... shapes.
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Go ahead.
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The interest rate increases
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up to 20%
after six months.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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It's the same deal
I got on my truck,
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and I'm not having any problem
making payments.
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Wait, you're still paying
on that?
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It's been, like, three years.
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Yeah, and in three more,
it's all mine.
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I thought you got
a great deal on that thing.I did!
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The guy who sold it to me
even said
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00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,541
I was the toughest negotiator
he ever...
259
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,412
Son of a bitch.
260
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:52,243
I'm gonna go down to that
dealership and let 'em have it.
261
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:55,333
I mean, taking advantage
of an immigrant and a moron--
262
00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,770
that ain't right.
263
00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,774
Just to be clear,
you're the moron.
264
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:09,870
Hey, friends.
265
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,088
You come back
for more tea?
266
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,089
Yes.No.
267
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,003
No.
268
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,570
So...
269
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,964
you like
bamboozling people, do ya?
270
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,400
Is that how you get your kicks?
271
00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:19,575
Is there a problem?
272
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,577
Yeah. You sold
my friend here a car
273
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,927
for, like,
eight million dollars.
274
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,234
Sir, I jumped through hoops
to get him what he asked for.
275
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,757
I'll tell you what you did.
276
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:31,065
You treated a war hero
like a chump.
277
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,109
What-what's a chump?
278
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,154
You.
279
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,027
I'm ashamed to say I
cannot afford this car.
280
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,464
I'm sorry to hear that.
You were so happy yesterday.
281
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:42,598
Because you filled my
belly with tea and lies.
282
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,252
Point is, he's returning it.
283
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,254
Mm, check your contract.
284
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,603
You can't do that.
285
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,952
Isn't there a law, like a...
286
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,301
like a cooling-off period
or something?
287
00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,042
Yes, there are
a lot of laws like that.
288
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:55,263
But not in Ohio,
which is why I sell cars here.
289
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,569
Hey, listen, lady,
we're not leaving
290
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:58,788
till you take
the car back.
291
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,268
We could buy it
back from you,
292
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,878
probably for half
of what you paid.
293
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,271
It's a brand-new car.
294
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:04,359
That was yesterday.
295
00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,969
Today, it's a
brand-new used car.
296
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,885
It only has 20 miles on it.
297
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,496
It has 450 miles on it.What?
298
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,542
I wanted to see Indiana.
299
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,545
Look, I'm done
pussyfooting around.
300
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,589
Get me your manager.
301
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,243
I am the manager.
302
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,550
But you had to go to the other
manager and talk to him.
303
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:24,205
Oh, wow.
304
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,250
Look, the car's brand-new.
305
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,557
Buy it back for the price
you sold it to him.
306
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,906
And why would I do that?
307
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,734
Because it's
the right thing to do.
308
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,476
Look, I got Pilates
in half an hour.
309
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,999
There is no
prepayment penalty.
310
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,522
If you got the cash,
311
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:38,915
you can pay back the loan
as fast as you want.
312
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,047
Okay.
313
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,048
Okay?
314
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,571
I'll get more money.
315
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,703
I can't pay you any more.
316
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,966
Mr. Art, I will get another job.
317
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:48,664
You're the manager.
318
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,231
Are you hiring here?
319
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,628
Ah, Lizzie, do you
have a minute?
320
00:11:56,672 --> 00:12:00,110
Until I get a proper office
with a door, yeah.
321
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,633
I need to find another job.
322
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,244
Would you mind
taking a look at my résumé?
323
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,506
Yeah.
324
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,423
Uh, which page is your résumé?
325
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,425
All of them.
326
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,688
This is more of a memoir.
327
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:16,257
Oh, but this is
how résumés are back home.
328
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,780
Also, my memoir
will be much longer
329
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,174
and include pencil etchings.
330
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:24,047
Okay, so this is every school
you ever went to,
331
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:27,050
Mm-hmm.and every class you ever took,
332
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,661
and here's a page of hobbies.
333
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:33,187
Listed alphabetically from
buzkashi to yo-yo competitions.
334
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,971
I find that a wide
range of interests
335
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,321
is really what separates me
from the rest of the pack.
336
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:40,368
This isn't really
how we do résumés here.
337
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,630
Only need, like, one page.
338
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,371
One page?
339
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:46,461
That won't even cover all of
my awards from primary school.
340
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,680
Let's just start fresh.
341
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,813
When did you start working?
342
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,250
Uh, I was probably
five or six.What?
343
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,817
That's child labor.
344
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,994
Yes, but in Afghanistan,
we just call it labor.
345
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:01,258
Okay, so-so what was your job
when you were five?
346
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,825
I sold crackers in
the neighborhood.
347
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,609
But then I moved on up
to selling green onions
348
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,828
in downtown Kabul.
349
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,395
You must have made
a lot of sales,
350
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,136
cute kid like you.No.
351
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,529
Everyone there is used to
seeing children sell things.
352
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:14,228
That is why all your lemonade
stands don't work on me.
353
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:19,494
Okay, well, uh, what other
kind of work have you done?
354
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,670
Hmm. Um...
355
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:22,976
Carpet weaving.
356
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,281
Ah, but it's
been a while.
357
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,544
I don't have the
calluses anymore.
358
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,112
You know what?
359
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,853
Why don't we just cherry-pick
a few things out of here.
360
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:34,074
Cherry-picking.
That's page five.
361
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,815
We have the best
cherries in the world,
362
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,860
so it's always a good
conversation starter.
363
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,166
[chuckles]
364
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,168
Oh, starting
conversations.
365
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,039
It's under
"special skills."
366
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,177
There he is.
367
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,831
Hello, Shawn.
368
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,397
Oh, uh, hello.
369
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,486
How's your day been so far?
370
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,619
Uh, pretty good.
371
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,273
Last day
of being grounded, so...
372
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,667
Oh, good, good, good.
373
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,191
Let me ask you a question.
374
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,019
Do you like your job?
375
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:09,805
Uh, this looks like grueling
work for one man to do alone.
376
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,894
Well, it's better than bagging
and cleaning toilets.
377
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,114
And I don't
have to talk to people.
378
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,332
Usually.
379
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,682
I really like talking to people.
380
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,815
I can tell.
[chuckles]
381
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,340
Is it like this?
382
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,602
Is this how you do it?
383
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,691
I am not afraid
to be criticized.
384
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,390
Just make sure
the labels are facing out.
385
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:33,437
Oh, you want to know how to
do something, ask an expert.
386
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,004
[sighs]
387
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,093
So, Shawn...
388
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,139
I find myself in need
of a second job.
389
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,141
Based on everything
you know about me,
390
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,969
do you think I would
be a good fit?
391
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,971
I don't know, I... I guess.
392
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,189
Great!
393
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,757
Would you take a look
at my résumé?
394
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:50,759
Is it too short?
395
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,717
I think I got some bad advice.
396
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,197
You don't need a résumé.
397
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,938
You just have to fill out
an application.
398
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,027
I was hoping you would
put in a word for me.
399
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,899
I know how much influence
you have around here.
400
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,944
Everyone speaks
very highly of you.
401
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,338
You know I'm 16, right?
402
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,643
Hmm.
403
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,558
Would you like to meet
my friend?
404
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,082
He's 20.
405
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,130
Shall I start work tomorrow?
406
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,613
Where you been?
407
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,180
I got a job at the supermarket.
408
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,224
Gonna be a bag boy?
409
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,530
Courtesy clerk.
410
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,053
According to Shawn,
"bag boy" is demeaning.
411
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,751
And now that I have a car,
412
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,449
I filled out an application
for Postmates,
413
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,668
but I am sure
it is very competitive.
414
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,105
[phone chimes]
415
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,193
Oh, look.
416
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,543
I was approved by Postmates.
417
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,327
That's great.
418
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,678
Listen, um... [clears throat]
I want to apologize.
419
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,202
For what?
420
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,986
For getting you screwed.
421
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,728
I joins the Marines
straight out of high school,
422
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,905
and anything we needed,
they gave us.
423
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,387
You know, they taught me
a lot of useful stuff,
424
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,911
but not how to buy a car.
425
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,959
Mm. That information helps me
less today than yesterday.
426
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,788
I'm really sorry.
427
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:07,531
I really thought I knew what I
was doing, but clearly, I don't.
428
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,533
Riley, it is all right.
429
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,841
I believe that whatever happens
is God's will.
430
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,409
He is the best of planners.
431
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,281
So God wants me
to be an idiot?
432
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,457
If it helps you get
to where you need to be.
433
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,242
And where's that, exactly?
434
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,070
Hey, I'm not God.
I don't know.
435
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:29,075
But I do need to wrap this up.
436
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,120
A woman from Franklinton
just ordered ravioli
437
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,948
from The Spaghetti Bucket.
438
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,607
Got a minute, Numbers?
439
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,652
Shapes wants to talk.
440
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,655
Lots of people
asking for my advice today.
441
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,744
That does not bode well.
442
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,487
I'm gonna ask you a favor,
and there's a bunch of ways
443
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,054
you could use it
to hurt my feelings.
444
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,274
Is it my birthday?
445
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,754
This is the contract
I signed when I bought my truck.
446
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,018
Okay.
447
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,846
I want you to
explain it to me.
448
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,761
I thought you had it
all figured out.
449
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,894
And we both know
that's not true.
450
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,810
What part don't you understand?
451
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,726
Uh, just everything between
"Jo Quincy Motors" and..
452
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,033
my signature.
453
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,036
All right, let's take a look.
454
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,472
Thanks.
455
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,039
I don't want
to make this mistake again.
456
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,041
And I'm happy to help.
457
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,306
Okay.
Now, this here, at the top--
458
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,003
that's your name.
459
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,145
How's your delivery thing going?
460
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,494
Oh, wonderful.
461
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,191
I make friends
everywhere I go,
462
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,542
and my car smells like
the food court at the mall.
463
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,110
Man, I hate that
you have to work three jobs
464
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,155
'cause of my mistake.
465
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,070
No. I am glad.
466
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,419
For the first time in my life,
467
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,029
I bought something
just for myself,
468
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,987
and I do not feel
guilty about it.
469
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,077
Spoken like a true American.[chuckles]
470
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,905
Anyway,
471
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:04,605
I told you I'd always
have your back, so, here.
472
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,216
What is that?
473
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,176
I sold my bike.
It'll help you pay off your car.
474
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:13,004
Riley, I... I cannot
accept that.
475
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,355
Take it.
476
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,096
But you loved
that motorcycle.
477
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,141
Take it.
478
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,577
I like having three jobs.
479
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,840
Shawn says I have
a lot of potential.
480
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:26,366
Take it.
481
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,324
Oh, thank you, Riley Jaan.
482
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,413
I love you so much.[laughs]
483
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,112
[phone chimes]
484
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,986
You want to go for a ride?
485
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,858
There's a guy in Bridge Park
who needs a burrito.
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