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I can see it! Here it comes!
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1927.
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Will Coolidge choose to run again?
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Will Dempsey beat Sharkey?
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Is Babe Ruth going to hit60 homers this year?
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Lucky Lindy had just flown the Atlantic.Janet Gaynor won the first Oscar.
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Al Capone was scaring Chicago.
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But the really big event of the year...
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...in thousands of townslike Radford Center, Iowa...
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...was the traveling Chautauqua troupethat was coming to town...
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...with its silver-tongued oratorsand exciting entertainers.
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There was one man who heldthe dizzy troupe together.
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He was the manager.He wore a white suit.
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And when he stepped down offthat big train on a hot summer's day...
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...a town looked different.It somehow came alive!
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- How you doing, kiddo?
- White folks still ahead.
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I'll tell you what.
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- What's this for?
- You wear this button...
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...it's like advertising space
for us, right?
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- Well, that's the fee, baby.
- Got something for her?
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- Have you got your tickets for the season?
- No, because it's so much money.
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- Anyone can afford Chautauqua.
- Not us.
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- Well, I don't have the time.
- She says it's all baloney.
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Chautauqua's not baloney, ma'am.
It's a way of life.
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Enjoy the week, ma'am,
as a guest of the Chautauqua.
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Boy! And you didn't even wanna come!
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- Where's Walter?
- I don't know.
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- Would you find him?
- Right, right.
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- Where's Hale?
- I don't know where he is now.
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- But an hour ago...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on.
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Good question. That is a very
interesting question.
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I am glad that you asked
that question.
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That's the kind of a question
that should be asked.
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Hey, boss! Boss!
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Now that you're the boss, give me
the chance to do something. Watch this.
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- A manic-depressive duck.
- Hey, Walt!
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Isn't she cute, Hale?
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Can't you just see this adorable
little child as the lead in the pageant?
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Yeah, she's something.
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- Do we move it, boss?
- Right, roll it. Sure.
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And thank you too.
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Mr. Hale, now, I don't wanna
seem pushy or anything, Mr. Hale.
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But wouldn't it be nice
if Lily-Jeanne could play...
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...the lead
in the little children's pageant?
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- Mr. Hale, that would be very nice...
- I don't think it'll be a problem.
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- Still got it?
- Yeah.
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Come on, kids.
I think it must be over here.
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Make a mental note to yourself.
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Make sure the college boys
know where the drugstore is.
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- The old man says...
- Glad you're here, ma'am.
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You gotta always check
the electrical equipment.
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Last year, somebody pulled
the wrong switch...
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...and the whole damn town
was dark for 11 hours.
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- Now, what...
- Excuse me.
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Could I get to both the French cooking
and the cannibalism lecture this afternoon?
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You see, I'm interested
in all kinds of cooking.
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French cooking is right back there and
cannibalism's going on in the main tent.
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Nice to see you.
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Stay away from the locals, kiddo.
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You're the boss now.
Don't forget that.
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This is very important. When it rains,
be sure you get a lot of old blankets.
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And put them over the leaky parts...
Oh, for heaven's sake.
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You're doing it wrong.
Let me show you.
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Now, the boss says to be sure
to remember that the timetables...
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...are not written in daylight-savings time.
You make an awful mistake...
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Remember to push everything back
an hour or you'll get all mixed up.
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Johnny! Get Hale.
And tell him I have to see him.
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- Hale, Charlene wants to see you.
- I'll be there in a minute.
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There, that was wonderful.
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Okay, now, you can sit down.
It's out back. Next, please!
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You made life cheery.
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Get down. Get down.
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Thank you, darling.
That was very good.
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Will you stop fighting?
You don't wanna wake the babies.
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Next, please!
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You tell me when you're ready, okay?
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Don't bark, darling.
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How's it going, honey? Looks like
everything's under control in here.
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- You look...
- Overworked.
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Just because I'm the shop steward,
you're trying to overwork me.
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I know, it's the basic anti-union
tendencies coming to the fore...
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...now that you're management.
- I'm not anti-union.
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All bosses are.
Goes with the territory.
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Don't you bedroom-eye me,
boss-man. I work here, remember.
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I remember a lot of things.
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Well, you get A for remembering.
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But what is starting is finished.
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Because we are on the opposite sides
of the bargaining table, buster.
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I swear to you, if you don't get me
some help here fast...
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...I'm gonna wire Chicago and you'll be...
- Honey, you know me.
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- Before you can say "Daddy Warbucks."
- I'll take care of everything.
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My, she sings with such emotion,
doesn't she?
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Now, would you like
to hear her recite "Rosa"?
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Do you know, there isn't a dry eye in our
parlor when she does her "Rosa."
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No, that's fine. Thank you.
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- You're next.
- My hubby's in the committee.
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And Lily-Jeanne's met your Mr. Hale.
He said she was something.
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Well, thank you very much.
What would you two like to do?
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Can you play "Darktown Strutters Ball"?
We just do the chorus.
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Would you mind repeating the last
eight bars? That's what we'd get off on.
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Her mother used to be a dancer.
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And...
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Wonderful!
Where's your mother?
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What's the matter with you?
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Where you going?
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Well, I have to pick up Carol
at the Chautauqua, Harry.
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Chautauqua.
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- Well, I have tickets.
- You got tickets and everything.
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Look, what about later?
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Why don't you come back later? My wife
thinks I'm at a committee meeting.
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Well, I don't know.
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But I'll see.
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Did Nita leave?
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She didn't turn in her receipts.
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What are you, some kind
of a wiseapple or something?
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What's the snotty look for?
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Now, come on, what's the look for?
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It's dirty thoughts, kiddo.
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That's why you have pimples.
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Now, listen to me.
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This is the third time today
I've caught you eating.
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Yesterday you had four
double hamburgers...
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...two chocolate malts,
four phosphates...
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...three pies and a banana split.
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Now, you're not gonna
eat me out of business.
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Because from now on, I'm gonna take
inventory around here twice a day.
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And when I do, I'm gonna count
every hamburger patty, every bun...
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You have something
you wanna say to me?
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Come on, say it!
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Can I have a little time off
so I can go to the Chautauqua?
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Damn the Chautauqua!
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We still got reams of single tickets
available for later in the week.
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I got that feeling of trouble
right here in my shoulder again too.
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Oh, yeah. The cannibals are complaining
that their mattresses are too lumpy.
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- I told them to quit eating them.
- It was nice to have met you, Mrs. Bix.
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- And you should be very proud of Carol.
- Yes, I am.
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I can't believe it.
That lady said...
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...that you were the most
talented kid she'd ever heard.
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- She said Willy was good too.
- Oh, of course.
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- What's in your hand?
- A dollar.
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Oh, that's nice.
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But to be the lead in the pageant...
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This is the best thing that has
ever happened to us.
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And to think that
I wasn't even gonna go.
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I bet we're gonna get out
of Radford Center now.
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I know we're gonna get out.
And we're gonna get you someplace...
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...where you can really
get to be somebody.
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- Where are you gonna go and when?
- Oh, well, I don't know when.
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But probably New York or Chicago.
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And I'm gonna get you a boyish bob
and all new clothes.
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- Just because of the pageant?
- Oh, well, you don't understand.
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Oh, well, I mean, I give you
that it isn't the Ziegfeld Follies.
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But it's a beginning.
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The Methodists make better
cookies than the Lutherans.
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- Let me see.
- Just you wait and see. They'll all see.
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This whole town will see, because
one day, we're gonna come back here.
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We'll just be passing through. And they'll
all come to the train depot to meet us.
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And I'll have on a long fur coat. I think
I'll even get you a dress from Paris.
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That's Paris, France.
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And I'll have on long, black gloves
and they'll bring me flowers...
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...to the observation car,
where we'll be standing...
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Bye, Mr. Hamilton.
You were a peachy Don Giovanni.
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See you next year, Mr. Hayes!
The Pagliacci was great.
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Miss O'Brien, those numbers
from A�da made me cry. Honest.
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- Boy, it really works.
- What works?
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My new way of remembering
people's names.
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There's so many people, I had to find
some way to remember all the names.
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And it's easy. I think of people now
as different kinds of animals.
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Miss O'Brien looks like
a Baltimore oriole.
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So I reversed the B-O
and get O-B for O'Brien.
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Hamilton looks like a leech,
treacherous. Aaron Burr was a traitor.
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Traitors are treacherous.
Aaron Burr killed Hamilton.
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Hayes looks like a rat.
Rats are in the hay.
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You're a cuckoo.
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From the moment I got up, my sore
shoulder's been killing me. I know...
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- Hello, there!
- Good morning, everyone.
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Good morning.
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Where's Clarence?
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What you need Clarence for?
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He's supposed to be looking
for my helmet.
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- Oh, the hell with your football helmet.
- Mr. Hale!
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That's trouble.
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Good morning!
Good morning, sir!
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- Good morning.
- Mrs. Gilchrist, you look charming.
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- We're... We're very upset.
- About what?
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Well, we thought Lily-Jeanne
was gonna be the lead.
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- But she's only the dormouse.
- Probably some mistake.
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First I've heard about it.
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Now, you know, I have been
a big Chautauqua booster for years.
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I go back to the days when I was a kid
right here in Radford Center...
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...and the Redpath used to come through.
I remember them all. I-- Yes.
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But this little girl
and the colored kid...
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Now, I'm not against the colored.
There's no Klan feeling here.
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We've got a few Catholic families in town.
We're broad-minded. It's not that.
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There's even a Hebrew family.
But this little girl, Carol, and her mother...
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- I'll check into it.
- Yeah, we'll check into that.
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Well, thank you very much.
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Pain seems to have moved
down a little bit.
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Yale! Get Clarence and Rutgers
and the guys for a game of football.
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Hey, great. Yeah.
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- Hey, boss-man!
- That's you.
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- We'd like to play for your show.
- Well, now, just a minute. We really...
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It's all right.
Sing a song, go ahead.
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- How long are you folks gonna be around?
- You're just passing through. We live here.
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P-A-Y.
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- Wanna see a movie?
- It's closed.
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I could use the bathroom.
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Hey, maybe we can buy something
in here. With the dollar!
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Sometimes my mom gets things for what
they cost, because she works here.
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I always get things for what they cost.
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They tell you how much it cost
and you pay and get it.
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- What it costs isn't what you pay for it.
- That's bushwah.
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- My mom told me that.
- That's dumb.
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- It's not dumb, it's business.
- Then business is dumb. Let's go.
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What do you kids want?
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- Morning, sir.
- Hi.
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- We wanna buy something.
- Yeah?
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- How much you got to spend?
- A dollar.
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A dollar?
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Well, now, let's...
Let's take a look here.
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Don't say anything about
that dumb cost thing.
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Because your mother works here, I've got
to sell you things at what they cost me.
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That's spiffy.
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Where is your mother, anyway?
Out at the Chautauqua?
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Listening to Gilbert and Solomon.
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- Is that more than a dollar?
- A lot more.
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00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,808
- Hey, I've got an idea.
- What?
228
00:24:10,133 --> 00:24:13,170
- How about some fireworks?
- It's after the Fourth.
229
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:16,809
Well, I'll give you
a good price on them.
230
00:24:16,973 --> 00:24:20,090
I'll give them to you for less
than they cost me.
231
00:24:20,533 --> 00:24:24,651
- What'll we do with them?
- You store them someplace till next year.
232
00:24:26,773 --> 00:24:30,561
Look, Carol, I'm just trying to do you
a favor, because your mother works here.
233
00:24:30,733 --> 00:24:35,568
I mean, for a lousy buck, I'm gonna
give you this whole box of fireworks.
234
00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:45,326
Now, if you don't want them...
235
00:24:45,613 --> 00:24:48,207
...why, that's okay too.
236
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,205
We'll take them.
237
00:24:54,933 --> 00:24:57,891
I'd hate to tell you what
I paid for these things.
238
00:24:58,213 --> 00:25:01,171
Now, you're practically
stealing them from me.
239
00:25:01,813 --> 00:25:04,850
But you're... You're good kids.
240
00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,086
One thing, though.
241
00:25:08,253 --> 00:25:12,405
If you get caught with them,
don't tell anybody where you got them.
242
00:25:12,573 --> 00:25:14,291
They are illegal.
243
00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:26,450
- Thank you, sir.
- Bye.
244
00:25:26,613 --> 00:25:27,762
Bye-bye.
245
00:25:58,773 --> 00:26:02,083
You! I wanna talk to you.
246
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:09,128
Bet you'd have heard me
if I'd said "lunch."
247
00:26:15,933 --> 00:26:19,562
Children of yesterday.
Heirs of tomorrow.
248
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,523
Mary Artemesia Lathbury.
249
00:26:23,693 --> 00:26:25,809
Well, how are you,
my little darlings?
250
00:26:25,973 --> 00:26:28,441
And what do you have
in that glorious box?
251
00:26:32,293 --> 00:26:33,487
Nothing.
252
00:26:33,813 --> 00:26:35,405
Watch where you're going!
253
00:26:36,293 --> 00:26:40,366
Nothing on earth consumes a man more
quickly than the passion of resentment.
254
00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:43,252
Nietzsche. Keep the change.
255
00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:46,928
There ain't none.
256
00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:50,164
- I'm Mr. Morality.
- I know.
257
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:54,849
I'm certain, my dear, that you remember
that I always sleep with four pillows.
258
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:57,163
No, but I'll get them for you.
259
00:26:57,333 --> 00:27:00,245
- Why do you sleep with four pillows?
- I sleep propped up.
260
00:27:00,413 --> 00:27:02,973
Then, when I think of something
immortal in my sleep...
261
00:27:03,133 --> 00:27:05,693
...I'm in a better position
to write it down.
262
00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:09,929
You're a good man.
263
00:27:10,093 --> 00:27:13,369
When you see a good man,
think about emulating him.
264
00:27:13,533 --> 00:27:16,764
When you see a bad man,
examine your own heart.
265
00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:20,530
Confucius.
You're a mighty good man!
266
00:27:20,693 --> 00:27:23,605
Good men are the stars,
the planets of the ages...
267
00:27:23,773 --> 00:27:26,810
...wherein they live
and illustrate their time.
268
00:27:27,453 --> 00:27:30,843
Jonson. Without an H.
269
00:27:31,013 --> 00:27:34,164
You're a safe driver.
I felt very secure with you.
270
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:39,009
Out of this nettle danger,
we pluck this flower safely.
271
00:27:39,173 --> 00:27:40,731
Shakespeare.
272
00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:43,043
You're not only handsome,
you're bright.
273
00:27:43,213 --> 00:27:45,204
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
274
00:27:55,933 --> 00:27:57,844
Let's go.
275
00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:17,653
- You're carrying it like it's something.
- Well, it is.
276
00:28:17,813 --> 00:28:19,690
We gotta make it look like
it's nothing.
277
00:28:19,853 --> 00:28:23,129
If I make it look like it's nothing,
somebody will think it's something.
278
00:28:23,293 --> 00:28:26,649
Because who would go around carrying
nothing like it wasn't something?
279
00:28:26,813 --> 00:28:30,772
We gotta get it into the dried-up, rotten
tree stump on the other side of the lake.
280
00:28:30,933 --> 00:28:33,811
And then tomorrow we'll take it down
to Willis Hood's stables...
281
00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:37,807
...where nobody will touch it,
because all his horses died, and then...
282
00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:42,445
- Get him!
- Get him!
283
00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:49,971
- Get him!
- Come on, Clarence!
284
00:28:51,093 --> 00:28:53,004
- Get him!
- Hurry!
285
00:28:56,053 --> 00:28:58,931
Hurry up! Come here!
Come on, it's important! Hurry up!
286
00:28:59,093 --> 00:29:01,243
Hey, come on.
We got a big problemo here!
287
00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:08,686
It was a real close game.
We were ahead, 110-97.
288
00:29:09,653 --> 00:29:11,245
Come on!
289
00:29:11,573 --> 00:29:13,131
Hurry!
290
00:29:14,493 --> 00:29:16,085
Right over here.
291
00:29:17,613 --> 00:29:19,365
Hi, kids.
292
00:29:19,533 --> 00:29:21,091
What have you been doing?
293
00:29:21,253 --> 00:29:22,925
Nothing?
294
00:29:27,373 --> 00:29:32,572
Just step right in here. I have something
very interesting I want you to see.
295
00:29:32,893 --> 00:29:36,442
- What do we do with it now?
- Pick it up later. Let's go.
296
00:29:40,493 --> 00:29:43,166
Yeah, look at that.
297
00:29:43,413 --> 00:29:46,325
Not bad. Not bad at all.
298
00:29:46,613 --> 00:29:49,411
- I mean the tent.
- What about the tent?
299
00:29:49,573 --> 00:29:52,849
It's empty. And that
is the way it's gonna stay.
300
00:29:53,013 --> 00:29:56,562
Unless you do something about this
problem we got with Miss American Labor.
301
00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:58,564
She's giving you a lot of appus-crappus...
302
00:29:58,733 --> 00:30:03,204
You send her over to the hotel before
the dinner break. I'll take care of her.
303
00:30:05,373 --> 00:30:08,524
There's just one more thing.
304
00:30:09,493 --> 00:30:14,123
The lead singer with
the Bible group has got laryngitis.
305
00:30:14,293 --> 00:30:16,204
And the doctor...
306
00:30:17,253 --> 00:30:20,928
...has put him on voice silence.
What do you plan to do about that?
307
00:30:44,413 --> 00:30:47,086
Excuse me, sir. Ticket.
308
00:30:48,493 --> 00:30:50,848
Guarantee Committee, sonny-boy.
309
00:30:51,013 --> 00:30:53,322
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
310
00:32:35,813 --> 00:32:39,965
Thank you. Now, ladies and gentlemen,
a legend in his own time.
311
00:32:40,133 --> 00:32:43,443
To talk to you on immorality,
the immortal Mr. Morality.
312
00:32:49,493 --> 00:32:53,486
Thank you. Thank you, ladies
and gentlemen, and good afternoon.
313
00:32:53,653 --> 00:32:56,451
You know, in Chautauqua,
we used to say...
314
00:32:56,613 --> 00:33:01,926
...that the greatest lesson we could teach
maturing men and women was...
315
00:33:02,093 --> 00:33:08,202
Why don't you and me just take
a little stroll back to the store.
316
00:33:08,773 --> 00:33:11,207
I've got a new case of booze. We could...
317
00:33:12,733 --> 00:33:16,043
- Come on. Let's just go back.
- Come on, Harry. I wanna listen.
318
00:33:16,213 --> 00:33:20,126
- Hemingway, who only last year
wrote that incredible novel...
319
00:33:20,293 --> 00:33:24,047
...about postwar disillusion,
The Sun Also Rises...
320
00:33:24,213 --> 00:33:27,523
...who said, "So far, about morals...
321
00:33:27,693 --> 00:33:32,164
...I only know that what is moral
is what you feel good after...
322
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:36,849
...and what is immoral
is what you feel bad after."
323
00:33:40,533 --> 00:33:44,685
Come on, let's just go back
for a little while.
324
00:33:45,253 --> 00:33:47,562
My wife thinks I'm at a meeting.
325
00:33:49,373 --> 00:33:55,528
We can all change. Change is one thing
that is certain besides death.
326
00:33:55,853 --> 00:33:59,209
What you have been
is of little significance.
327
00:33:59,373 --> 00:34:02,843
What you are is the essence.
328
00:34:03,573 --> 00:34:05,848
Walt Whitman wrote, "I think..."
329
00:34:06,053 --> 00:34:09,363
Come on, babe.
You can come back here later.
330
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:13,327
Please.
331
00:34:13,493 --> 00:34:17,486
"I stand and look at them long and long.
332
00:34:17,653 --> 00:34:21,089
They do not fret and whine
about their condition.
333
00:34:21,253 --> 00:34:25,610
They do not lie awake in the dark
and weep for their sins.
334
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:31,405
Not one of them is demented
with the mania of owning things."
335
00:34:31,573 --> 00:34:34,371
Now I ask you, ladies and gentlemen...
336
00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:37,445
...are we truly less than the animals...
337
00:34:37,613 --> 00:34:41,083
...as Whitman feels, or can we be more?
338
00:34:41,533 --> 00:34:47,290
Can we stop our complaining
and crank our new life starter...
339
00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:50,525
...and try to begin afresh?
340
00:34:53,813 --> 00:34:57,123
I say start afresh!
341
00:34:57,293 --> 00:35:01,047
There is no such thing as immorality...
342
00:35:01,213 --> 00:35:06,526
...once you yourself
have become a moral force.
343
00:35:13,173 --> 00:35:16,449
Come on, honey. Be a pal.
It's just not right to use the kid.
344
00:35:16,613 --> 00:35:20,401
- We've gotta use the mayor's daughter.
- Would you let me handle this?
345
00:35:21,173 --> 00:35:22,447
Look, we've got a big problem.
346
00:35:22,613 --> 00:35:25,685
With the rubes. And believe me,
that's one thing that can get out of...
347
00:35:25,853 --> 00:35:27,889
Oh, I'm sorry. You're the boss.
I forgot.
348
00:35:28,453 --> 00:35:32,526
Of course, you're not acting like a boss,
boss. But you are, in truth, the boss.
349
00:35:32,693 --> 00:35:35,161
If you were acting like a boss,
you would tell her...
350
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:40,566
...what you, the boss, would like her, who
happens to be just an employee, to do.
351
00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:43,322
Get rid of Carol, put
the mayor's daughter in the lead.
352
00:35:43,493 --> 00:35:45,688
I'd quit before I'd do that.
353
00:35:46,053 --> 00:35:47,645
You're quitting the company?
354
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:50,930
Oh, now, hold your horses, mister!
Paragraph three...
355
00:35:51,093 --> 00:35:54,290
...subheading two of my Equity contract,
under standards of employment...
356
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:58,128
...states that the agreement between the
Chautauqua, hereinafter called producer...
357
00:35:58,293 --> 00:36:01,649
...and me, hereinafter called artist,
states that if I quit...
358
00:36:01,813 --> 00:36:04,373
...I must supply an acceptable
Equity replacement, paying...
359
00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:07,093
Charlie, do you have to quote
that contract all the time?
360
00:36:07,253 --> 00:36:09,050
And forfeit two weeks of salary!
361
00:36:09,213 --> 00:36:12,125
Not me, mister.
You don't ever hear this tootsie quit!
362
00:36:13,093 --> 00:36:15,482
You gonna let one of the hired help
talk like that?
363
00:36:15,653 --> 00:36:18,725
- I may have to fire her.
- So I'm fired? Okay. Same paragraph...
364
00:36:18,893 --> 00:36:22,090
...subheading three, says you have
to supply the Equity replacement...
365
00:36:22,253 --> 00:36:23,845
...pay me two weeks'
severance pay...
366
00:36:24,013 --> 00:36:26,766
...and my transportation,
first-class, back to Chicago!
367
00:36:27,293 --> 00:36:29,523
You shouldn't have fired her.
That's gonna cost us!
368
00:36:29,693 --> 00:36:33,049
- I didn't fire her.
- And for being such a peach of a guy...
369
00:36:33,213 --> 00:36:35,727
...you can find yourself
another standby pianist.
370
00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:39,203
Because I'm not going to be
your helpful Ella Cinders anymore.
371
00:36:39,373 --> 00:36:43,651
You're just hounding me because
I'm raising money for a strike fund.
372
00:36:43,813 --> 00:36:45,007
Now look what you've done.
373
00:36:45,173 --> 00:36:49,007
And until I'm replaced, paragraph 13,
which is between force majeure...
374
00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:52,370
...and incapacity, states that
the artist, namely me...
375
00:36:52,533 --> 00:36:55,252
...will be in charge of all aspects
of the children's pageant.
376
00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:59,964
So, kiddies, Carol stays,
and blah-blah to the Gilchrist girl.
377
00:37:01,213 --> 00:37:04,683
- How are you gonna take care of that?
- Good question. I know how to handle her.
378
00:37:04,853 --> 00:37:06,332
Watch, you watch.
379
00:37:06,493 --> 00:37:09,166
Listen, honey... Wrong honey.
380
00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:13,651
- What'll I do with the laundry?
- All right, just put it right in there.
381
00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:30,045
He told me to put the laundry in there.
382
00:37:30,733 --> 00:37:32,052
Yeah, I heard him.
383
00:37:41,933 --> 00:37:45,846
Oh, I've got a thing about towels.
384
00:37:46,453 --> 00:37:48,205
I used to have a thing
about my blanket.
385
00:37:49,813 --> 00:37:51,724
That's not a real smile.
386
00:37:51,893 --> 00:37:54,532
What have I got to have
a real smile about?
387
00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:57,291
You don't have anything in your eye...
388
00:37:57,453 --> 00:38:00,525
...you don't have an earache
or a cold in your nose, pimples...
389
00:38:00,693 --> 00:38:03,127
Yeah, and I don't have
a standby pianist either.
390
00:38:03,293 --> 00:38:06,046
- What's that?
- Well...
391
00:38:06,213 --> 00:38:10,126
...a standby pianist is a kind of pianist
who stands by for the regular pianist...
392
00:38:10,293 --> 00:38:14,605
...in case the regular pianist
is not available to stand by.
393
00:38:14,773 --> 00:38:18,482
Oh, I thought it was something dirty,
the way you said it.
394
00:38:19,533 --> 00:38:21,603
I used to play in an all-boy band.
395
00:38:21,773 --> 00:38:25,083
The money wasn't much,
but fun like you can't imagine.
396
00:38:25,253 --> 00:38:28,563
- Well, this doesn't pay much either.
- That doesn't make any difference.
397
00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:31,642
Actually, it doesn't...
398
00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:35,009
...pay anything.
- I'd work for anything.
399
00:38:35,173 --> 00:38:37,129
Even nothing, to be able
to be in Chautauqua.
400
00:38:37,293 --> 00:38:39,966
You have got yourself a deal.
401
00:38:40,853 --> 00:38:43,526
You're dealing too fast, pal.
402
00:38:43,693 --> 00:38:46,446
Sorry. I got all the time in the world.
403
00:38:46,613 --> 00:38:49,650
- You got all the money in the game too.
- We're here all week, mister.
404
00:38:49,813 --> 00:38:52,850
- A big 10. Next?
- I'll stick.
405
00:38:53,973 --> 00:38:55,804
There's the power.
406
00:38:56,413 --> 00:38:58,643
- I'll take one card, please.
- One card.
407
00:38:58,813 --> 00:39:02,283
- And a little four. Hope it helps.
- Thank you. Just that.
408
00:39:02,453 --> 00:39:04,364
- Hit.
- Here.
409
00:39:05,053 --> 00:39:07,169
- A little joe.
- Again.
410
00:39:07,853 --> 00:39:10,321
Hello, Nina. Lucky 13.
411
00:39:10,493 --> 00:39:12,006
I'll stay.
412
00:39:12,173 --> 00:39:15,051
- Pay 20.
- I win!
413
00:39:15,613 --> 00:39:18,446
- That's it for me.
- Well.
414
00:39:18,653 --> 00:39:22,089
I'll be back, pal,
and maybe we can raise the limit?
415
00:39:22,253 --> 00:39:24,050
- Sure thing.
- Good.
416
00:39:24,213 --> 00:39:27,250
Oh, I'll be here. With bells on.
417
00:39:30,373 --> 00:39:33,763
Stop being stupid and listen to me.
I've been trying to talk to you.
418
00:39:33,933 --> 00:39:35,730
I have been too busy.
419
00:39:35,893 --> 00:39:38,327
I am on a break now
and do I have to talk to you?
420
00:39:38,653 --> 00:39:41,611
- Good. Let's go to my place.
- Oh, no. This is business talk.
421
00:39:41,773 --> 00:39:43,445
Don't make it sound like pillow talk.
422
00:39:43,613 --> 00:39:45,171
They're coming.
423
00:39:48,573 --> 00:39:51,645
- Listen to me a minute, honey.
- "Miss Honey," boss.
424
00:39:52,413 --> 00:39:56,691
Hey, if you guys got an extra minute,
why don't you help me.
425
00:39:57,813 --> 00:39:59,405
Ladies first.
426
00:40:07,253 --> 00:40:09,847
- I can't believe you'd stoop this low.
- What do you mean?
427
00:40:10,013 --> 00:40:12,846
- You're not gonna get away with it.
- Get away with what, toots?
428
00:40:13,013 --> 00:40:16,767
Oh, don't you "toots" me. You know
damn well what I'm talking about.
429
00:40:18,093 --> 00:40:20,084
Are you sure you feel all right?
430
00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:25,971
That's it. That's it.
No feeling. No feeling!
431
00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:28,328
How could you have feeling
and hire a child...
432
00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:30,882
...as your standby pianist
and not pay her?
433
00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:33,044
You should be put in a home for the silly.
434
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:36,046
You don't go around threatening
a shop steward, mister.
435
00:40:36,213 --> 00:40:38,568
Look, I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
436
00:40:38,733 --> 00:40:41,770
Now, don't tell me you forgot you hired
the innkeeper's daughter...
437
00:40:41,933 --> 00:40:46,563
...as your standby pianist at the
munificent salary of nothing.
438
00:40:47,573 --> 00:40:50,531
Or maybe that's what you all do
and then you have to drink...
439
00:40:50,693 --> 00:40:54,322
...to forget the venal and corrupt acts you
daily perpetrate on the working class.
440
00:40:54,493 --> 00:40:56,723
Well, she's joined the union.
441
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,604
And the standard-form Equity
minimum contract, as agreed upon...
442
00:41:02,773 --> 00:41:08,530
...by the Managers' Protective Association
and the Actors' Equity Association...
443
00:41:10,213 --> 00:41:15,651
...affiliated with the
American Federation of Labor is in...
444
00:41:17,413 --> 00:41:19,244
Is in effect.
445
00:41:19,573 --> 00:41:22,770
She's no fake.
Her scaled salary began this afternoon...
446
00:41:22,933 --> 00:41:25,208
...when she was hired,
according to paragraph two...
447
00:41:25,373 --> 00:41:29,810
...of rules governing minimum standard
contract, entitled "Rehearsals begin"...
448
00:41:29,973 --> 00:41:32,407
Would you mind shutting up a minute?
449
00:41:34,373 --> 00:41:37,524
- I'll remember these intimidations.
- I swear to you, I didn't hire her.
450
00:41:37,693 --> 00:41:39,809
Maybe Johnny did, but I didn't.
451
00:41:39,973 --> 00:41:42,043
I wouldn't hire somebody
and not pay them.
452
00:41:42,213 --> 00:41:44,044
Is that what you want
to talk to me about?
453
00:41:44,213 --> 00:41:46,408
If you're finished,
there's something I wanna say.
454
00:41:46,773 --> 00:41:51,244
- Oh, now, Walt, I'm sorry. I thought...
- Oh, that's all right. Just forget it.
455
00:41:51,933 --> 00:41:55,243
Now, I'd like to start negotiating
with you on another matter.
456
00:41:56,893 --> 00:41:58,406
Be seated.
457
00:41:58,573 --> 00:42:01,246
- Why?
- Y is a crooked letter.
458
00:42:01,693 --> 00:42:03,570
Now, be serious.
Why do I have to sit down?
459
00:42:03,893 --> 00:42:06,088
You don't have to sit down.
460
00:42:10,373 --> 00:42:12,045
Do you have to smoke that cigar?
461
00:42:12,213 --> 00:42:15,569
It makes you look like
a caricature of a capitalist.
462
00:42:16,373 --> 00:42:18,841
- No, I don't have to.
- Thank you.
463
00:42:19,013 --> 00:42:20,685
My pleasure.
464
00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:25,682
Now, let's get this business meeting
started, kid. Have a seat.
465
00:42:25,973 --> 00:42:28,362
All right, as long
as we're going to negotiate.
466
00:42:28,533 --> 00:42:30,205
Oh, we're going to negotiate.
467
00:42:37,533 --> 00:42:41,731
- Well, what's the first order of business?
- Well, I have a few opening remarks.
468
00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:44,324
- Proceed.
- The most important part...
469
00:42:44,493 --> 00:42:47,485
...of labor and management relations
is the spirit of cooperation...
470
00:42:47,653 --> 00:42:50,451
...between negotiating parties. Agreed?
- Agreed.
471
00:42:50,613 --> 00:42:52,729
If negotiations are to be meaningful...
472
00:42:52,893 --> 00:42:57,603
...then relations between negotiating
parties must be honest and intimate.
473
00:42:58,453 --> 00:43:02,924
I've always liked you, Charlie.
You're bright, you're not a phony.
474
00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:07,088
You always say what you mean, you're
great-looking and you're fun to be with.
475
00:43:07,253 --> 00:43:08,242
Thank you.
476
00:43:09,733 --> 00:43:12,042
Now, what's on our agenda?
477
00:43:12,533 --> 00:43:17,004
Well, there's no reason why,
with our solid base...
478
00:43:17,173 --> 00:43:20,449
...that we can't start to negotiate
any number of things...
479
00:43:20,613 --> 00:43:22,968
...that could be more meaningful...
480
00:43:25,213 --> 00:43:26,851
...in all kinds of areas.
481
00:43:28,413 --> 00:43:30,131
Meaning what?
482
00:43:30,293 --> 00:43:34,286
Meaning that the relations between
negotiating parties can be better served...
483
00:43:34,453 --> 00:43:39,573
...by what is sometimes called
"getting into bed with each other."
484
00:43:41,693 --> 00:43:46,323
What is your proposi...?
I mean, what do you propose?
485
00:43:50,733 --> 00:43:53,531
- Use the mayor's daughter.
- What did you say?
486
00:43:53,853 --> 00:43:57,323
- I said, use the mayor's daughter.
- That's what I thought you said.
487
00:43:57,493 --> 00:44:00,371
- You no-good bastard!
- Hold it!
488
00:44:05,693 --> 00:44:07,411
What's he doing to her?
489
00:44:19,413 --> 00:44:20,607
Look at that!
490
00:44:33,973 --> 00:44:36,533
- I think I'd better...
- Shut up and deal.
491
00:44:45,653 --> 00:44:48,372
- Damn it...
- You're talking to a lady, buster!
492
00:44:48,533 --> 00:44:50,967
Now, get me out of here!
493
00:44:51,413 --> 00:44:53,165
Wait a minute!
494
00:44:54,253 --> 00:44:55,925
Wait a minute!
495
00:45:10,853 --> 00:45:12,923
Sorry. There's somebody in here.
496
00:45:32,533 --> 00:45:35,286
That sure is a lot of fireworks
for a dollar.
497
00:45:35,453 --> 00:45:36,681
Yeah.
498
00:45:43,542 --> 00:45:45,578
- Don't.
- Just for a little while.
499
00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:47,778
- No.
- Come on, let me...
500
00:45:47,942 --> 00:45:49,375
Don't.
501
00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:04,701
Stop it!
502
00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:09,538
I swear to you, you brush me like this
and I'll tell your kid about us.
503
00:46:09,902 --> 00:46:13,451
- Now, how would you like that?
- I'd kill you if you did.
504
00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:16,621
- You're kidding.
- I'm not.
505
00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:20,178
I tell you what. I'll pay you.
506
00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:21,616
What?
507
00:46:22,142 --> 00:46:23,700
That's right.
508
00:46:25,462 --> 00:46:27,373
I'll start paying you.
509
00:46:27,542 --> 00:46:29,294
Pay me?
510
00:46:35,702 --> 00:46:37,420
Hello?
511
00:46:38,982 --> 00:46:40,654
Anybody here?
512
00:46:40,822 --> 00:46:42,380
Be right with you.
513
00:46:50,662 --> 00:46:53,779
- Well, well, well.
- Good morning.
514
00:46:55,422 --> 00:46:59,256
I was just on my way out to the grounds. I
thought I'd come in for a little something.
515
00:46:59,422 --> 00:47:03,176
I get a little tired making my breakfast
on a hot plate in that room.
516
00:47:03,342 --> 00:47:05,094
I'll bet you do.
517
00:47:05,622 --> 00:47:08,011
Well, name your poison.
518
00:47:10,182 --> 00:47:11,376
What would you like?
519
00:47:12,822 --> 00:47:16,656
Toast and coffee
and a couple of eggs up and easy.
520
00:47:16,822 --> 00:47:18,653
- Up and easy?
- Yeah.
521
00:47:19,222 --> 00:47:20,780
Okay.
522
00:47:23,022 --> 00:47:27,413
You know, I don't usually work
behind this counter.
523
00:47:29,422 --> 00:47:32,459
You're the story lady, aren't you?
524
00:47:33,422 --> 00:47:38,337
Do you happen to know
any good traveling-salesman stories?
525
00:47:40,062 --> 00:47:41,973
My stories are for children.
526
00:47:43,262 --> 00:47:45,617
Kids have to learn sometime,
you know what I mean?
527
00:47:45,782 --> 00:47:47,101
I think so.
528
00:47:57,942 --> 00:48:00,376
You know, I've found that...
529
00:48:00,542 --> 00:48:03,534
...you never know where
you're gonna learn something.
530
00:48:04,062 --> 00:48:06,940
You'd be surprised at,
even in a small town like this...
531
00:48:07,102 --> 00:48:10,572
...what you can learn.
532
00:48:10,902 --> 00:48:14,019
May I have some cream
for my coffee, please?
533
00:48:14,342 --> 00:48:15,775
Yeah.
534
00:48:19,222 --> 00:48:22,100
- How are things, Mr. Wilby?
- Things are empty.
535
00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:25,092
Everybody's out
at your damn Chautauqua.
536
00:48:30,902 --> 00:48:32,733
Mice?
537
00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:38,256
- Hello, Mrs. Bix.
- Oh, hi there. It's nice to see you.
538
00:48:38,422 --> 00:48:41,141
- Thank you. How are you?
- Oh, good. How's Carol doing?
539
00:48:41,302 --> 00:48:43,532
Oh, fine. She says she'll be
very good in the part.
540
00:48:43,702 --> 00:48:47,377
- No, I mean, is she being a good girl?
- Oh, of course.
541
00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:50,181
Carol's just like her mother. She's...
542
00:48:50,582 --> 00:48:52,061
She's always a good girl.
543
00:48:54,422 --> 00:48:58,017
If you don't get Miss Samuel Gompers
here to let the mayor's daughter...
544
00:48:58,182 --> 00:49:01,731
...play the part of Alice, I'm telling you,
we are going to be in terrible trouble.
545
00:49:01,902 --> 00:49:04,018
Did you get that straight
from your shoulder too?
546
00:49:05,382 --> 00:49:07,850
Just tell her.
Don't take any more of her appus-crappus.
547
00:49:08,022 --> 00:49:12,140
Just tell her that other kid is out and
the mayor's daughter gets to play Alice.
548
00:49:12,302 --> 00:49:15,021
How are you, tall, dark and loathsome?
549
00:49:15,182 --> 00:49:17,218
Looking for another negotiating session?
550
00:49:17,382 --> 00:49:20,180
- Well, as a matter of fact, I was...
- Forget it.
551
00:49:24,062 --> 00:49:25,939
- Now, look, Charlie...
- We've got a problemo.
552
00:49:26,102 --> 00:49:27,899
But the boss will tell you all about it.
553
00:49:28,062 --> 00:49:31,577
Oh, it's serious, but there's a simple way
you can work it all out. Tell her.
554
00:49:36,662 --> 00:49:38,732
Hey, why didn't you tell me
she was that good?
555
00:49:45,342 --> 00:49:48,698
- It's a question of principle.
- Look, principle has nothing to do with it.
556
00:49:48,862 --> 00:49:52,093
It's talent that talks. The kid's really great.
557
00:49:52,262 --> 00:49:55,811
No matter what anybody says
or what happens, she stays in the show.
558
00:49:57,942 --> 00:49:59,216
Hit me.
559
00:50:00,022 --> 00:50:01,216
Come on, hit me.
560
00:50:07,022 --> 00:50:08,694
I'll play these.
561
00:50:24,742 --> 00:50:27,779
- That's 20.
- Maybe.
562
00:50:38,342 --> 00:50:40,253
Twenty-one!
563
00:50:44,182 --> 00:50:47,060
How about that?
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
564
00:50:47,222 --> 00:50:49,656
- That's it.
- Thank you very much.
565
00:50:49,822 --> 00:50:52,177
Now, where do you think
that ace came from?
566
00:50:52,342 --> 00:50:54,253
I am a lucky child.
567
00:50:54,742 --> 00:50:57,973
Looked like a fast deal to me, Chowder,
what do you think?
568
00:50:58,142 --> 00:51:00,292
Now, wait a minute.
Game's not over yet, buddy.
569
00:51:00,462 --> 00:51:01,975
Let go of my arm.
570
00:51:02,742 --> 00:51:04,334
It's the one I deal with.
571
00:51:04,502 --> 00:51:06,413
- Oh, is it really?
- Yeah.
572
00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:13,497
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait.
573
00:51:14,462 --> 00:51:16,339
We'll talk to him later.
574
00:51:16,502 --> 00:51:19,141
You scare the pants off me.
575
00:51:29,142 --> 00:51:31,133
My key, if you please.
576
00:51:35,742 --> 00:51:37,972
I told you this last winter...
577
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,173
Oh, Mr. Drewcolt.
578
00:51:40,342 --> 00:51:44,301
I can't wait to see you do some scenes
from Romeo and Juliet.
579
00:51:44,462 --> 00:51:46,976
I just love Romeo and Juliet.
580
00:51:47,902 --> 00:51:50,462
There is something
I've always wanted to know about them.
581
00:51:50,622 --> 00:51:52,374
What is that, my dear?
582
00:51:52,622 --> 00:51:56,251
Do you think Romeo and Juliet
had premarital relations?
583
00:51:56,902 --> 00:51:59,621
Only in the Des Moines company.
584
00:52:03,382 --> 00:52:05,418
Sorry, Smith.
That's the way it'll have to be.
585
00:52:05,582 --> 00:52:07,379
Stubborn as mules.
586
00:52:10,582 --> 00:52:12,220
What do you got there?
587
00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:15,215
A bunch of laundry
for the lady channel-swimmer.
588
00:52:16,822 --> 00:52:18,574
What's the matter?
589
00:52:18,742 --> 00:52:20,972
No Chautauqua next year.
590
00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:24,776
- How come?
- The three grumpy bears...
591
00:52:24,942 --> 00:52:26,534
...won't put up the guarantee.
592
00:52:26,702 --> 00:52:29,421
No guarantee, no Chautauqua.
593
00:52:30,022 --> 00:52:33,298
This town really stinks, doesn't it?
594
00:52:36,462 --> 00:52:40,535
Mr. Hale?
You've just gotta help me get out of town!
595
00:52:41,582 --> 00:52:44,255
- Mr. Hale?
- Yeah, I'll think about it.
596
00:52:45,462 --> 00:52:48,659
You mean it? I could kiss you!
597
00:52:53,302 --> 00:52:55,213
- Don't answer it.
- I have to.
598
00:52:56,782 --> 00:52:59,535
- Why?
- It just might be for me.
599
00:53:02,422 --> 00:53:04,174
- Hi.
- Hi.
600
00:53:04,342 --> 00:53:06,378
- Hi.
- Hi.
601
00:53:08,262 --> 00:53:11,140
Have you two met?
This is Maude, our channel-swimmer.
602
00:53:11,302 --> 00:53:14,533
- She checked me in.
- I gotta run Maude down to the lake.
603
00:53:14,702 --> 00:53:16,772
I warm up a lot.
604
00:53:16,942 --> 00:53:19,536
- They offered me a tank for the winter.
- Oh, really?
605
00:53:19,702 --> 00:53:22,421
- In vaudeville. But I'm not gonna do it.
- Why not?
606
00:53:22,582 --> 00:53:26,018
Six shows a day, swimming
back and forth, back and forth...
607
00:53:26,182 --> 00:53:31,017
...back stroke, side stroke,
breast stroke, Australian crawl.
608
00:53:32,262 --> 00:53:34,822
Maybe I could float for the supper show.
609
00:53:35,542 --> 00:53:39,854
- Hey, Betty, I got a job for you.
- Nifty. Who do I accompany?
610
00:53:40,022 --> 00:53:43,378
This last layer of grease
is simply like your axle grease...
611
00:53:43,542 --> 00:53:47,660
...which is placed on the body
to keep the wet and cold from the skin...
612
00:53:47,822 --> 00:53:49,938
...for as long a time as possible.
613
00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:55,779
In my 14 hours and 21 minutes...
614
00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:59,133
...10 minutes shorter
than the then-record...
615
00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:02,137
...I was freezing
the minute I hit the water.
616
00:54:03,262 --> 00:54:06,060
Not until I reached the French coast
did I realize someone...
617
00:54:06,222 --> 00:54:10,579
...in trying to save some money,
had covered me with goose fat.
618
00:54:11,622 --> 00:54:14,534
Geese are the worst animals in the world.
619
00:54:14,702 --> 00:54:17,853
Nothing they have to give
is good for anything.
620
00:54:18,182 --> 00:54:20,616
I suppose some of you are wondering
why I didn't notice...
621
00:54:20,782 --> 00:54:23,819
...that I was being covered
with goose fat.
622
00:54:24,702 --> 00:54:26,613
Well, it wasn't my job.
623
00:54:27,582 --> 00:54:30,255
Plus, it was cold.
624
00:54:30,742 --> 00:54:33,973
Plus, I had goose flesh about this
whole thing right from the beginning.
625
00:54:34,142 --> 00:54:37,100
Plus, when I set out for France...
626
00:54:37,262 --> 00:54:40,334
...I was so busy trying to figure out
what direction France was in...
627
00:54:40,502 --> 00:54:44,017
...that I didn't notice that they were
covering me with goose fat!
628
00:54:49,622 --> 00:54:52,182
A lesson learned.
629
00:54:52,862 --> 00:54:57,219
Anyway, those of you that are
planning on your longer dips...
630
00:54:57,382 --> 00:55:03,537
...now, believe me, axle grease
may be a little hard to get off...
631
00:55:03,862 --> 00:55:06,934
...but it gives you much better
protection...
632
00:55:07,102 --> 00:55:10,731
...than your inferior animal fats.
633
00:55:19,222 --> 00:55:21,338
The water was cold...
634
00:55:22,142 --> 00:55:24,497
...and it was dark that early morning...
635
00:55:24,662 --> 00:55:28,860
...and 14 hours and 21
minutes ahead lay:
636
00:55:47,022 --> 00:55:50,094
I never eat anything that will bloat me...
637
00:55:50,262 --> 00:55:53,299
...before my long swims.
638
00:55:53,622 --> 00:55:55,692
And a little chicken soup...
639
00:55:55,942 --> 00:55:58,297
...that is not too hot...
640
00:55:58,862 --> 00:56:02,741
...is the only nourishment that I take...
641
00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:07,214
...after I have been out for a while.
642
00:56:16,502 --> 00:56:21,371
When I swam from Los Angeles
to Catalina...
643
00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:26,457
...the year before last, all I had was
a little warm chicken soup...
644
00:56:26,622 --> 00:56:31,252
...which I sipped a short distance
from my outboard.
645
00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:33,936
I don't like noise while I eat.
646
00:56:37,462 --> 00:56:42,536
And assuming a sort of sitting backstroke,
I just sip along.
647
00:56:42,702 --> 00:56:44,021
Pardon me.
648
00:56:44,822 --> 00:56:46,619
I said, pardon me.
649
00:56:51,182 --> 00:56:52,695
I can't believe he's dead.
650
00:56:53,222 --> 00:56:56,259
I mean, it's so funny around here
without him.
651
00:56:56,422 --> 00:57:00,973
Well, Mr. Wilby was always very nice
to me and Carol...
652
00:57:01,142 --> 00:57:03,417
I mean, Carol and I.
653
00:57:03,582 --> 00:57:04,810
He was.
654
00:57:04,982 --> 00:57:06,813
Could it have been
an accident, constable?
655
00:57:06,982 --> 00:57:11,214
If my wife finds out how much I lose,
she'd kill me.
656
00:57:11,942 --> 00:57:13,773
Wilby was the big loser.
657
00:57:13,942 --> 00:57:16,502
He lost to that dealer all the time.
658
00:57:17,182 --> 00:57:19,650
Chowder say he get
into a scrape with that fellow.
659
00:57:19,822 --> 00:57:22,461
Well, Harry and this kid
had been at each other all week.
660
00:57:22,622 --> 00:57:25,455
Not on account of because Harry
was losing...
661
00:57:25,702 --> 00:57:29,775
...but on account of Harry thought this kid
was slipping hisself cards.
662
00:57:30,262 --> 00:57:32,981
Well, he told me and
then when he said to the kid...
663
00:57:33,142 --> 00:57:36,498
...he thought he was slipping hisself
a fast card, the kid swung at Harry.
664
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:40,780
Sure, I cheated a little, I'm not gonna lie
to you. But I swear, I did not kill him.
665
00:57:40,942 --> 00:57:43,058
- Did you punch him?
- Sure!
666
00:57:43,222 --> 00:57:47,374
Look, he grabbed me by the arm
and swung at me first, just like that.
667
00:57:48,022 --> 00:57:51,458
Chowder never said that.
Nobody said that.
668
00:57:52,502 --> 00:57:55,812
- Honest, Walt, that's what happened.
- It was a crooked game.
669
00:57:55,982 --> 00:57:57,893
We'll give the money back.
670
00:57:58,062 --> 00:58:00,974
- I didn't cheat all the time.
- We'll still give the money back.
671
00:58:04,342 --> 00:58:07,573
You wouldn't think you'd let
a palooka like this into Chautauqua.
672
00:58:07,742 --> 00:58:11,417
Everybody that's ever played in his
old card game knows he's a palooka...
673
00:58:11,622 --> 00:58:13,772
...trying to put it over on the rubes.
674
00:58:13,942 --> 00:58:16,502
Snotty big-city kid.
675
00:58:16,782 --> 00:58:20,616
Gonna get to be a fat cat,
going from town to town in the Bible belt.
676
00:58:20,782 --> 00:58:23,421
Yeah, really hang it on us.
677
00:58:24,302 --> 00:58:26,532
Well, we'll see, kiddo.
678
00:58:27,862 --> 00:58:32,538
Look, you let me tell you, mister.
I swear to you I didn't kill him.
679
00:58:32,862 --> 00:58:36,252
- I belted him because he took...
- You don't have to tell me nothing.
680
00:58:36,422 --> 00:58:37,741
- No, but you don't...
- No, no.
681
00:58:37,902 --> 00:58:41,053
When the trial comes up, that's it, see?
682
00:58:41,342 --> 00:58:46,132
That's when you can say what you did
or what you didn't, okay?
683
00:58:52,982 --> 00:58:57,419
I mean, what do you got
the sweats for, kiddo?
684
00:58:57,622 --> 00:59:00,182
- I don't...
- Don't answer me.
685
00:59:00,342 --> 00:59:02,537
You don't have to say nothing no more.
686
00:59:07,902 --> 00:59:09,654
You got two minutes.
687
00:59:18,622 --> 00:59:20,772
He was no damn good, Walt.
688
00:59:22,102 --> 00:59:23,740
I mean, you could smell it.
689
00:59:28,342 --> 00:59:31,971
Lots of guys are no damn good,
but I wouldn't kill them.
690
00:59:36,102 --> 00:59:38,616
It scares the pants off me, Walt.
691
00:59:46,662 --> 00:59:48,539
I mean, I could be in real trouble.
692
00:59:55,462 --> 00:59:58,420
If you'd tell me what you're looking for,
I might be able to help.
693
00:59:58,582 --> 01:00:03,019
- I am looking for your football helmet!
- My helmet?
694
01:00:03,182 --> 01:00:06,458
You see, things are so well in hand...
695
01:00:06,622 --> 01:00:09,932
...that I figure I could probably
take a few days off...
696
01:00:10,102 --> 01:00:14,732
...and just kind of go out and kick
the old ball around with the kids.
697
01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:16,813
There it is!
698
01:00:17,782 --> 01:00:21,138
Because there's practically
nobody from town...
699
01:00:21,302 --> 01:00:23,691
...coming to the show anymore...
700
01:00:23,862 --> 01:00:25,454
...and our star attraction...
701
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:27,931
...Senator William Anthony Cluster...
702
01:00:28,102 --> 01:00:30,616
...who might have filled
the tent tomorrow night...
703
01:00:30,782 --> 01:00:33,854
...and pulled us out of the hole,
can't make town.
704
01:00:34,022 --> 01:00:38,413
- Isn't that spiffy?
- Wait a minute. Just wait a minute.
705
01:00:38,862 --> 01:00:42,696
Gilroy, Iowa.
That was to be our next hop.
706
01:00:42,862 --> 01:00:45,012
- What do you mean "was"?
- Was.
707
01:00:45,182 --> 01:00:49,619
Past tense of "is." They're canceling
because of the murder.
708
01:00:50,102 --> 01:00:51,899
How's that for luck?
709
01:00:55,702 --> 01:00:58,739
Look, it is a tough spot, Johnny...
710
01:00:58,902 --> 01:01:01,257
...but it'll be okay. I can take care of it.
711
01:01:01,422 --> 01:01:05,654
- Oh? How?
- It's easy. I'll just go kill myself.
712
01:01:08,662 --> 01:01:11,734
Walt, who do you pick
in the Dempsey/Sharkey fight?
713
01:01:11,902 --> 01:01:13,460
Gene Tunney.
714
01:01:16,502 --> 01:01:19,221
And by a sleep,
to say we end the heartache...
715
01:01:19,382 --> 01:01:23,341
...and the thousand natural shocks
that flesh is heir to.
716
01:01:23,702 --> 01:01:27,490
'Tis a consummation
devoutly to be wished.
717
01:01:28,142 --> 01:01:30,019
To die.
718
01:01:30,182 --> 01:01:31,854
To sleep.
719
01:01:32,702 --> 01:01:35,262
- To sleep, perchance to dream.
- I've been looking for you.
720
01:01:35,822 --> 01:01:39,815
- What else is going wrong?
- I wanna talk to you.
721
01:01:39,982 --> 01:01:41,381
What dreams may come...
722
01:01:41,542 --> 01:01:42,975
Ladies first.
723
01:01:47,022 --> 01:01:49,934
I've been thinking.
724
01:01:50,102 --> 01:01:51,854
Yeah? About what?
725
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:55,693
About what you said
about talent being important.
726
01:01:56,182 --> 01:01:57,740
What did I say?
727
01:01:58,262 --> 01:02:01,254
Well, you said it was talent
that really counted.
728
01:02:01,942 --> 01:02:06,094
You're the first management person I ever
heard say anything positive about talent.
729
01:02:06,262 --> 01:02:10,494
And you've chosen to take a stand
against the company rats.
730
01:02:11,382 --> 01:02:13,452
And it's a whole new picture of you.
731
01:02:14,262 --> 01:02:17,459
I like it. It's very encouraging.
732
01:02:18,542 --> 01:02:21,340
I'm glad something's
encouraging around here.
733
01:02:21,782 --> 01:02:23,181
I know.
734
01:02:23,742 --> 01:02:25,858
That's awful about Clarence...
735
01:02:26,582 --> 01:02:30,211
...but let me tell you,
that Mr. Wilby was really no good.
736
01:02:30,382 --> 01:02:32,816
I overheard him talking to...
737
01:02:32,982 --> 01:02:34,574
What's her name? Carol's mother.
738
01:02:34,742 --> 01:02:36,972
They were... Oh, there she is.
739
01:02:37,822 --> 01:02:40,131
They were yelling
and screaming at each other.
740
01:02:40,622 --> 01:02:45,457
Just took one look at him and you knew
he enjoyed picking the wings off people.
741
01:02:48,502 --> 01:02:49,855
Oh, yeah?
742
01:02:50,022 --> 01:02:52,456
Yeah. I'd gone into the drugstore
for breakfast.
743
01:02:52,622 --> 01:02:56,217
You know, the restaurant isn't open early
and I get tired eating in my room, so...
744
01:02:56,382 --> 01:02:58,816
Hey, look, thanks, honey.
745
01:03:00,382 --> 01:03:01,735
Miss Bix?
746
01:03:02,222 --> 01:03:03,974
What's the matter, Miss Bix?
747
01:03:04,502 --> 01:03:06,140
You all right?
748
01:03:11,542 --> 01:03:12,975
Nice night...
749
01:03:13,142 --> 01:03:14,541
I'm sorry. What?
750
01:03:14,702 --> 01:03:16,454
Well, I was thinking.
751
01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:22,330
Why did you give me those free tickets?
752
01:03:22,502 --> 01:03:25,096
I mean, why? How come? Why me?
753
01:03:25,262 --> 01:03:27,901
There was no reason.
You just happened to be there.
754
01:03:28,062 --> 01:03:30,337
We give a bunch of them out anyway.
755
01:03:30,502 --> 01:03:31,696
Your kid was cute.
756
01:03:35,942 --> 01:03:39,378
It's a good thing, the Chautauqua is.
757
01:03:40,862 --> 01:03:43,217
I mean, it's a chance to learn, you know?
758
01:03:44,702 --> 01:03:46,772
I got to thinking...
759
01:03:47,382 --> 01:03:49,259
...well, that someday...
760
01:03:49,902 --> 01:03:52,370
...I don't want Carol
to be embarrassed by me.
761
01:03:52,542 --> 01:03:54,339
That's why I been going.
762
01:04:01,702 --> 01:04:05,297
- Is the drugstore gonna stay open?
- How would I know?
763
01:04:05,462 --> 01:04:07,692
Oh, well.
I was just wondering, that's all.
764
01:04:07,862 --> 01:04:10,376
You know, no reason.
765
01:04:10,582 --> 01:04:13,301
"Is the drugstore gonna stay open?"
How would I know?
766
01:04:13,462 --> 01:04:15,851
I was just wondering.
Just forget it.
767
01:04:16,022 --> 01:04:17,774
Just forget it.
768
01:04:21,342 --> 01:04:23,936
Carol's got a lot of talent, Miss Bix.
769
01:04:24,102 --> 01:04:26,138
She's got a big chance.
770
01:04:26,582 --> 01:04:29,813
She's kidding herself.
Everybody kids theirself.
771
01:04:31,622 --> 01:04:33,260
About what?
772
01:04:34,502 --> 01:04:39,371
Oh, I listened to that speaker talking
about how everybody can start afresh.
773
01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:41,976
I've got to believe that you can't.
774
01:04:42,902 --> 01:04:46,736
Oh, no, you can't.
Not unless you just wanna kid yourself.
775
01:04:48,062 --> 01:04:52,977
I mean, what chance do I have?
I'm here in Radford Center. Period.
776
01:04:53,982 --> 01:04:56,655
And all you can do is sit.
777
01:04:57,142 --> 01:05:00,179
Maybe it would be different
if it were Davenport...
778
01:05:00,342 --> 01:05:02,810
...or Jasper or Keokuk
or even, say, Decatur.
779
01:05:02,982 --> 01:05:06,054
You're there, you know. Period.
780
01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:11,381
I mean, who's got a chance?
781
01:05:12,382 --> 01:05:14,134
You go to work...
782
01:05:14,302 --> 01:05:18,090
...and your hands get red
and your legs get tired.
783
01:05:18,262 --> 01:05:22,141
Mister, you tell me,
where you gonna wash up and go to?
784
01:05:23,662 --> 01:05:27,701
Kidding theirself.
Everybody just kids theirself.
785
01:05:29,462 --> 01:05:31,737
You could get out of town, you know.
786
01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:35,335
Boy, that's a laugh. On what?
787
01:05:35,862 --> 01:05:37,659
You should get...
788
01:05:38,342 --> 01:05:42,415
You should get Carol to a place
where she can have a really great teacher.
789
01:05:43,902 --> 01:05:46,655
See, you've got a good chance, Miss Bix.
790
01:05:47,382 --> 01:05:49,771
Clarence doesn't have one at all.
791
01:05:53,942 --> 01:05:55,773
Why doesn't he?
792
01:05:57,262 --> 01:06:00,538
- The town has already made up its mind.
- I don't want to know!
793
01:06:01,142 --> 01:06:04,498
I mean, that's tough, mister,
but nobody's got a chance...
794
01:06:04,662 --> 01:06:06,857
...because that's love!
795
01:06:11,262 --> 01:06:14,254
What are you talking to me
about him for?
796
01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:22,259
I'm glad they got him.
That's all I care about, him.
797
01:06:24,982 --> 01:06:27,337
Could I ask you a question, Miss Bix?
798
01:06:30,062 --> 01:06:31,939
It's a free country.
799
01:06:34,342 --> 01:06:36,617
Do you really think Clarence killed him?
800
01:06:36,782 --> 01:06:39,694
I mean, just between us.
801
01:06:42,902 --> 01:06:45,132
Who do you think did?
802
01:06:45,782 --> 01:06:47,977
I don't know, Miss Bix.
803
01:06:48,222 --> 01:06:50,861
But if somebody did it in self-defense...
804
01:06:51,262 --> 01:06:54,379
...I know a way to get them off
just like that.
805
01:06:54,742 --> 01:06:57,017
And in addition to getting them off...
806
01:06:57,182 --> 01:07:00,891
...I know a way they can make
a big bundle of money.
807
01:07:01,182 --> 01:07:03,218
A big bundle.
808
01:07:08,662 --> 01:07:12,337
Examine the funnies, you'll see they say
more than anyone thinks they're saying.
809
01:07:12,502 --> 01:07:15,175
They're saying something that's today.
810
01:07:15,982 --> 01:07:18,177
The only reason I read the funnies...
811
01:07:18,342 --> 01:07:20,810
Maggie and Jiggs are a typical American
husband and wife.
812
01:07:20,982 --> 01:07:24,452
She rules the roost with a rolling pin
and he hates to come home.
813
01:07:24,622 --> 01:07:27,182
And Happy Hooligan's
a typical American underdog.
814
01:07:27,342 --> 01:07:29,298
- It's a social protest.
- Listen to me...
815
01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:31,214
I see that, but...
The only reason...
816
01:07:31,382 --> 01:07:34,180
Moon Mullins is everybody's dream
of getting by, doing nothing.
817
01:07:36,422 --> 01:07:38,253
Lord Plushbottom is an indictment
of the ruling class.
818
01:07:38,422 --> 01:07:42,017
The only reason that I read the funnies
at all is because they're funny.
819
01:07:42,182 --> 01:07:44,332
What can you expect
from a Princeton man?
820
01:07:44,502 --> 01:07:47,414
Do I know the killer?
821
01:07:47,582 --> 01:07:48,856
I think so.
822
01:07:49,022 --> 01:07:52,139
Give me a hint. Is it one of us?
823
01:07:52,302 --> 01:07:55,578
Well, I can't tell you anything right now.
824
01:07:57,702 --> 01:07:59,101
Come on.
825
01:07:59,262 --> 01:08:03,335
- Who is it?
- It's me. Open up.
826
01:08:03,502 --> 01:08:05,697
Just a minute.
827
01:08:07,662 --> 01:08:09,573
He's not here.
828
01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:12,896
I heard two voices.
829
01:08:13,062 --> 01:08:16,941
Well, actually,
I was just talking to myself.
830
01:08:17,102 --> 01:08:18,740
Let me tell you something.
831
01:08:18,902 --> 01:08:22,258
I don't know what you know about law,
but I majored in economics and...
832
01:08:22,422 --> 01:08:23,935
- Cup of coffee?
- No, thank you.
833
01:08:24,102 --> 01:08:27,412
I went to law school for six months.
Let me tell you, smiley...
834
01:08:27,582 --> 01:08:32,292
...there's a big crowd of people out there
buying tickets to hear a murderer confess.
835
01:08:32,462 --> 01:08:34,214
I know. There will be 2000 people.
836
01:08:34,382 --> 01:08:37,215
If it is true and you do have
the murderer...
837
01:08:37,382 --> 01:08:40,579
...and Hale is exploiting the poor,
sick, unfortunate creature...
838
01:08:45,102 --> 01:08:49,254
Whoever he is, for personal gain,
and you haven't gone to the police...
839
01:08:49,422 --> 01:08:52,494
...you can be locked up for harboring,
aiding and concealing.
840
01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:55,620
You will be accessories before the fact.
That's not nice.
841
01:08:55,782 --> 01:09:01,300
You can go to jail for five years
and be fined $5000 in the bargain.
842
01:09:01,462 --> 01:09:04,340
But if it's not true...
843
01:09:04,502 --> 01:09:09,781
...and Hale is the lying, conniving
charlatan I think he is...
844
01:09:09,942 --> 01:09:14,060
...then every nickel you've collected
will be impounded...
845
01:09:14,222 --> 01:09:16,611
...and so will all the equipment...
846
01:09:16,782 --> 01:09:20,695
...and you're all in the pokey for fraud.
Now, how does that sound?
847
01:09:22,062 --> 01:09:24,098
You think about it...
848
01:09:24,422 --> 01:09:26,094
...smiley.
849
01:09:30,582 --> 01:09:32,971
You too, Rasputin.
850
01:09:56,382 --> 01:10:01,297
You don't mind if we take the killer into
custody right after confession, do you?
851
01:10:01,462 --> 01:10:04,056
Or are you planning to have
the trial here tonight too?
852
01:10:04,222 --> 01:10:07,578
Good evening. Good evening.
It's a nice night, isn't it?
853
01:10:07,742 --> 01:10:09,539
For what?
854
01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:13,770
Excuse me.
855
01:10:17,862 --> 01:10:19,454
Where's the killer, boss?
856
01:10:19,622 --> 01:10:22,534
I'd really like to meet him.
You know, I'd...
857
01:10:23,422 --> 01:10:26,619
I've met a lot of rotten people
in my life.
858
01:10:29,062 --> 01:10:34,261
This may sound silly, but I've never met
a real killer face to face...
859
01:10:34,822 --> 01:10:36,460
...that I know of.
860
01:10:36,622 --> 01:10:39,216
There was that Miss Boyle,
my fourth grade teacher.
861
01:10:39,382 --> 01:10:41,452
She was mean, ugly.
She was a real killer.
862
01:10:41,782 --> 01:10:43,579
Hard marker too.
863
01:10:44,262 --> 01:10:47,413
- The killer hasn't shown up yet.
- The killer's on the loose?
864
01:10:47,942 --> 01:10:50,502
That's just keen.
All we need is another killing.
865
01:10:50,662 --> 01:10:52,459
It's not that kind of killer.
866
01:10:52,622 --> 01:10:55,375
Once they get the taste of blood, I... You...
867
01:10:55,862 --> 01:10:57,090
"Kind of killer"?
868
01:10:57,262 --> 01:10:59,492
You mean there are kinds?
869
01:10:59,822 --> 01:11:02,290
There are good killers and bad killers?
870
01:11:02,462 --> 01:11:04,896
The ones you love and the ones you hate?
871
01:11:05,062 --> 01:11:09,021
A killer you kind of like a lot, but you
wouldn't want your sister to marry?
872
01:11:13,342 --> 01:11:15,173
Can I give the marching band parade rest?
873
01:11:15,342 --> 01:11:18,220
- They played extra.
- When do you expect the killer to arrive?
874
01:11:18,382 --> 01:11:22,455
Or should the band march everybody
in there out to watch your hanging?
875
01:11:24,142 --> 01:11:26,702
- Thank God.
- It's a...
876
01:11:26,862 --> 01:11:29,137
...peach of a night.
877
01:11:30,142 --> 01:11:33,452
- The killer has struck again!
- She's the killer.
878
01:11:46,582 --> 01:11:49,335
Try to sober her up.
I'll stall giving the money back.
879
01:11:49,502 --> 01:11:51,254
Why...
880
01:11:53,062 --> 01:11:55,053
Okay. Let's start to...
881
01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:57,214
Sober...
882
01:12:00,582 --> 01:12:02,095
Okay, smarty-pants.
883
01:12:02,262 --> 01:12:04,218
You're the college kid.
884
01:12:04,382 --> 01:12:08,660
What do you do when a girl
you're out with gets this drunk?
885
01:12:10,782 --> 01:12:12,056
I've never been that lucky.
886
01:12:14,742 --> 01:12:16,255
Wait a minute. Wait. Don't...
887
01:12:16,422 --> 01:12:19,380
Don't leave me alone with her.
She might...
888
01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:21,656
...turn on me.
889
01:12:54,262 --> 01:12:57,652
We at Chautauqua are very proud
of everyone who's a part of Chautauqua.
890
01:12:57,822 --> 01:13:01,531
Not just the lecturers and the performers
you've seen on our stage...
891
01:13:01,702 --> 01:13:03,374
...but people like our...
892
01:13:05,262 --> 01:13:07,822
Our young college men here.
893
01:13:08,382 --> 01:13:11,101
And your own Betty Smith at the piano.
894
01:13:16,782 --> 01:13:18,693
All right, now. That's the...
895
01:13:19,542 --> 01:13:20,941
That's...
896
01:13:21,102 --> 01:13:22,535
That's it.
897
01:13:34,102 --> 01:13:35,854
Come on, now.
898
01:13:36,022 --> 01:13:37,819
Here we...
899
01:13:37,982 --> 01:13:39,654
...go.
900
01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:48,781
Here we go.
901
01:13:55,062 --> 01:13:57,053
Oh, boy. I love that song.
902
01:14:03,742 --> 01:14:06,415
Pick you up!
903
01:14:07,062 --> 01:14:08,495
Listen. Hear that?
904
01:14:11,542 --> 01:14:14,420
How about something
with 15-part harmony?
905
01:14:14,582 --> 01:14:16,573
Fifteen? There's only four of us.
906
01:14:21,502 --> 01:14:22,696
Everybody.
907
01:14:33,782 --> 01:14:38,253
Everything is going
around the mulberry bush...
908
01:14:38,422 --> 01:14:40,174
Oh, good heavens.
909
01:14:40,342 --> 01:14:44,176
Here we go,
around the mulberry bush...
910
01:14:44,342 --> 01:14:48,460
Oh, wait. We're just gonna
sit you right down there.
911
01:14:48,622 --> 01:14:50,897
Mulberry bush.
912
01:14:57,542 --> 01:15:00,340
Nice killer.
913
01:15:08,982 --> 01:15:10,461
Who are you?
914
01:15:12,622 --> 01:15:13,975
I'm one of the good guys.
915
01:15:52,142 --> 01:15:54,576
You guys get back there
and help Johnny.
916
01:15:59,062 --> 01:16:01,940
When we first came to Radford Center,
I ran into three kids...
917
01:16:02,102 --> 01:16:04,662
Or rather, they ran into me.
Come on up, kids.
918
01:16:04,822 --> 01:16:06,619
Yeah, you. Come on up.
919
01:16:12,422 --> 01:16:15,698
Get over to the junior tent, tell Charlene
to bring Carol and Willy here.
920
01:16:15,862 --> 01:16:17,454
What's the matter, boss?
921
01:16:17,622 --> 01:16:20,659
If you got nothing to do but listen,
I can explain it.
922
01:16:20,822 --> 01:16:23,052
Is that a proposition?
923
01:16:24,822 --> 01:16:27,700
Here they are: Cathy, Leonard and Bill.
924
01:16:32,822 --> 01:16:35,700
I don't like to eat when I'm sleepy.
925
01:16:35,862 --> 01:16:37,500
Here.
926
01:16:40,542 --> 01:16:42,373
Do you know...
927
01:16:42,542 --> 01:16:45,454
...that when you drink water,
when you...
928
01:16:45,622 --> 01:16:47,977
My father used to get a glass
of hot gin...
929
01:16:48,142 --> 01:16:50,861
...dissolve a candy bar in it,
put a hair on top.
930
01:16:51,022 --> 01:16:54,492
- I'd rather be drunk.
- I just bet it's no fun to be fat.
931
01:16:54,662 --> 01:16:56,061
Poor fat people.
932
01:16:56,222 --> 01:16:58,975
Poor, poor, poor!
933
01:16:59,142 --> 01:17:00,860
Father...
934
01:17:11,982 --> 01:17:14,894
I think I'm going to pass out.
935
01:17:15,062 --> 01:17:18,054
Miss Bix. Miss Bix,
you've got to sober up.
936
01:17:18,222 --> 01:17:22,101
I can't hear you when I'm passing out.
937
01:17:22,262 --> 01:17:24,173
It's your only chance. I'm telling you.
938
01:17:24,662 --> 01:17:25,981
Get a bucket of water.
939
01:17:27,102 --> 01:17:29,775
We've got the whole town out there,
Miss Bix.
940
01:17:32,622 --> 01:17:33,771
Where are you going?
941
01:17:34,582 --> 01:17:36,857
To vamp until you get her ready to speak.
942
01:17:37,022 --> 01:17:40,059
- Let her have it, kid. Go ahead.
- Thank you.
943
01:17:41,302 --> 01:17:45,773
Well, I just don't think he liked my singing,
but that is all right...
944
01:17:45,942 --> 01:17:50,379
...because actually,
I used to be more of a dancer...
945
01:17:50,542 --> 01:17:52,976
...than I was a singer.
946
01:18:07,382 --> 01:18:08,940
Give it to her.
947
01:18:20,102 --> 01:18:21,854
Thank you.
948
01:21:47,302 --> 01:21:48,496
Carol, Willy.
949
01:21:48,662 --> 01:21:51,130
You remember Carol and Willy
from our pageant.
950
01:21:55,262 --> 01:21:58,334
The one responsible for all this
is Charlene, our story lady.
951
01:22:05,302 --> 01:22:08,055
Compared to you,
Rasputin is Saint Francis of Assisi.
952
01:22:08,222 --> 01:22:09,701
Thank you.
953
01:22:09,862 --> 01:22:12,012
Using this poor child's mother like that.
954
01:22:12,182 --> 01:22:14,457
Charlene, Carol and Willy
will do a number for you.
955
01:22:14,622 --> 01:22:15,941
With you too, Mr. Hale.
956
01:22:17,582 --> 01:22:18,981
I've gotta sober her up.
957
01:22:19,142 --> 01:22:22,259
You've got about as much chance
as a snowman in the YWCA.
958
01:22:58,422 --> 01:23:01,175
This kid is much better
than Lily-Jeanne.
959
01:23:08,262 --> 01:23:10,651
Don't smile.
They might see your forked tongue.
960
01:23:16,142 --> 01:23:18,940
Yeah. How'd you like to see the kids
do a number by themselves?
961
01:23:19,102 --> 01:23:22,412
- She's getting more than anybody else.
- She's coming around nicely.
962
01:23:27,782 --> 01:23:31,218
Take a deep breath.
Take a deep breath.
963
01:23:31,382 --> 01:23:33,259
- How is she?
- Stand back, boys.
964
01:23:33,422 --> 01:23:35,378
She's almost ready.
965
01:23:36,182 --> 01:23:38,412
- Well, almost.
- I gotta give the money back.
966
01:23:38,582 --> 01:23:41,733
- How much more time have we got?
- About a chorus and a half.
967
01:24:05,342 --> 01:24:08,698
- She's still out of it.
- And they hung Nathan Hale.
968
01:24:08,862 --> 01:24:10,580
Don't let her go, folks.
969
01:24:12,182 --> 01:24:15,219
Charlene is a very colorful performer
on her own.
970
01:24:15,702 --> 01:24:18,694
Thank you.
Get your claw off me, dimples.
971
01:24:18,862 --> 01:24:22,650
Charlene would like to do a little song
that we made up to pass time on trains.
972
01:24:22,822 --> 01:24:24,778
Why don't we do it together.
973
01:24:26,462 --> 01:24:27,690
I gotta get back there.
974
01:24:27,982 --> 01:24:30,542
You leave the stage and I quit.
975
01:25:13,622 --> 01:25:16,534
H-E-L-P. Let's show
the nice people how we can play.
976
01:25:16,702 --> 01:25:18,260
That's it. Come on.
977
01:25:19,382 --> 01:25:21,771
Smile for the folks.
Up, up. That's it.
978
01:25:21,942 --> 01:25:23,853
Oh, wait. Not me. No, no.
979
01:25:25,502 --> 01:25:27,220
Miss Bix.
980
01:25:29,902 --> 01:25:32,462
- Just keep belting her. It might work.
- Well, I can't...
981
01:25:32,622 --> 01:25:34,180
But I...
982
01:25:56,342 --> 01:25:58,936
I'd better not.
I don't know my own strength.
983
01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:08,095
- Would you mind...?
- I'd love to.
984
01:26:08,262 --> 01:26:11,732
Accompanying the children
back to the junior tent.
985
01:26:44,982 --> 01:26:46,893
I hope my hatred is showing.
986
01:26:48,182 --> 01:26:50,571
I told you, I quit!
987
01:27:05,862 --> 01:27:07,614
Well, folks...
988
01:27:09,222 --> 01:27:11,213
...looks like the big stall is over, folks.
989
01:27:12,102 --> 01:27:15,014
As the iceman said
when his truck broke down:
990
01:27:16,142 --> 01:27:17,461
"I can't deliver."
991
01:27:18,182 --> 01:27:19,535
But I promise you...
992
01:28:05,862 --> 01:28:07,693
I...
993
01:28:12,262 --> 01:28:16,335
I killed Harry Wilby...
994
01:28:16,542 --> 01:28:18,498
...in self-defense.
995
01:28:27,262 --> 01:28:29,856
Thank you, thank you so much.
996
01:28:31,502 --> 01:28:34,653
He's going to have his own show
next year and I'm going with him.
997
01:28:34,822 --> 01:28:38,497
- I'd go anyplace with him.
- He'll be the best manager in the circuit.
998
01:28:38,662 --> 01:28:43,736
He's probably gonna be Mr. Chautauqua.
He knows how to use anything.
999
01:28:43,902 --> 01:28:45,779
He's a rat. He's immoral.
1000
01:28:45,942 --> 01:28:49,776
I tell you, there wasn't a dry eye
in the house.
1001
01:28:50,102 --> 01:28:53,981
We've got the guarantee for next year.
Absolutely. He is terrific!
1002
01:28:54,142 --> 01:28:56,610
Rotten, mean, ugly.
1003
01:28:56,782 --> 01:28:59,819
Just like Miss Boyle,
my fourth grade teacher. He's right...
1004
01:28:59,982 --> 01:29:01,301
Where is he? Where is he?
1005
01:29:01,462 --> 01:29:04,022
- Who?
- Hale. Hale. Where's Hale?
1006
01:30:33,382 --> 01:30:35,134
You'll miss the train.
1007
01:30:36,862 --> 01:30:39,660
I was hoping maybe I could talk you
into changing your mind.
1008
01:30:39,822 --> 01:30:41,460
I said I quit and I meant it.
1009
01:30:41,622 --> 01:30:44,420
- I wish you wouldn't.
- Oh, no chance, buster.
1010
01:30:44,582 --> 01:30:47,016
Okay, okay, kiddo.
1011
01:30:47,622 --> 01:30:50,375
Look, I know it looked like
I was using Miss Bix.
1012
01:30:50,542 --> 01:30:52,533
How could you say that?
1013
01:30:55,342 --> 01:30:58,095
It's the only way she could get
a fair trial in this town.
1014
01:30:58,382 --> 01:31:01,454
The constable admitted that to me
this morning and so did the mayor.
1015
01:31:01,622 --> 01:31:04,056
- My hero.
- They would have hung her.
1016
01:31:04,222 --> 01:31:06,099
Maybe.
1017
01:31:06,342 --> 01:31:08,492
No maybes, Charlie.
1018
01:31:11,822 --> 01:31:13,141
That poor lady.
1019
01:31:13,302 --> 01:31:14,576
Not anymore.
1020
01:31:14,742 --> 01:31:17,210
Just between us,
I gave her the senator's salary.
1021
01:31:17,382 --> 01:31:21,375
With a bundle like that,
they can leave town right after the trial.
1022
01:31:21,542 --> 01:31:23,419
- Really?
- Would I lie to you?
1023
01:31:24,142 --> 01:31:25,541
Yes.
1024
01:31:30,742 --> 01:31:32,698
What are you gonna do, Charlie?
1025
01:31:34,702 --> 01:31:36,772
Oh, I've got all sorts of plans.
1026
01:31:36,942 --> 01:31:39,137
Summer's young and...
1027
01:31:39,382 --> 01:31:43,341
Look, I know it's my fault.
I mean, about you quitting and everything.
1028
01:31:43,502 --> 01:31:47,211
You really bailed me out last night.
I couldn't have done it without you.
1029
01:31:47,382 --> 01:31:49,976
Well, another gold star
for my memory book.
1030
01:31:50,142 --> 01:31:52,975
But I still quit. Q-U-I-T.
1031
01:31:53,142 --> 01:31:54,894
I can't hear you.
1032
01:31:55,542 --> 01:31:57,692
No, but I can.
1033
01:31:58,582 --> 01:32:02,291
Why don't we just forget the whole thing
and you go get on the train, huh, toots?
1034
01:32:03,982 --> 01:32:08,658
- Now, there you go "toots-ing" me again.
- No, I'm pleading with you.
1035
01:32:10,462 --> 01:32:12,657
I made up my mind.
1036
01:32:15,382 --> 01:32:18,055
I know I'm out there...
1037
01:32:18,382 --> 01:32:20,976
...on that proverbial limb...
1038
01:32:21,142 --> 01:32:23,702
...and the tree's awfully shaky...
1039
01:32:24,902 --> 01:32:26,779
...but that's the way it's got to be.
1040
01:32:35,822 --> 01:32:37,414
I...
1041
01:32:38,302 --> 01:32:41,931
I checked the Equity contract
you're always quoting from...
1042
01:32:42,942 --> 01:32:47,220
...and you do have to pay your own fare.
And your replacement's.
1043
01:32:47,782 --> 01:32:49,613
First-class.
1044
01:32:49,782 --> 01:32:52,660
So, what I'd like to do,
I'd like to give you some money.
1045
01:32:52,822 --> 01:32:55,541
Just to kind of help you out,
you know, just to tide you over.
1046
01:32:57,262 --> 01:33:00,140
No, it's yours. Go ahead, take it.
1047
01:33:00,302 --> 01:33:01,451
Please.
1048
01:33:02,422 --> 01:33:04,219
See you.
1049
01:33:08,662 --> 01:33:11,051
I don't know what I've done.
1050
01:33:11,862 --> 01:33:15,298
- You're kidding.
- Three new, fresh, crisp $ 100 bills.
1051
01:33:15,462 --> 01:33:16,656
Where is she?
1052
01:33:16,822 --> 01:33:20,053
I sure would hate to leave somebody
like that here in Radford Center.
1053
01:33:37,422 --> 01:33:39,777
This is almost the end of our story...
1054
01:33:39,942 --> 01:33:42,536
...and it was close to the endof Chautauqua too.
1055
01:33:42,702 --> 01:33:45,978
By 1934, the tattered,big, brown Chautauqua tents...
1056
01:33:46,142 --> 01:33:48,815
...were folded, stored for the last time.
1057
01:33:48,982 --> 01:33:52,497
Chautauqua trains chugged out of town,never to return again.
1058
01:33:52,662 --> 01:33:57,690
The victim of radio, the phonograph,pictures that talked, the Model A...
1059
01:33:57,862 --> 01:34:00,501
...hard roads and sophistication.
1060
01:34:00,662 --> 01:34:03,256
Chautauqua's gone now,but something has endured...
1061
01:34:03,542 --> 01:34:05,100
...something more than a memory...
1062
01:34:05,262 --> 01:34:07,298
...because no one who ever sawa Chautauqua...
1063
01:34:07,462 --> 01:34:11,774
...will ever forget its excitement,its fun, its joy.
1064
01:34:11,942 --> 01:34:15,696
In its time, it was the mostAmerican thing about America...
1065
01:34:15,862 --> 01:34:19,775
...and we're not saying that.President Theodore Roosevelt said it.
1066
01:34:19,942 --> 01:34:24,254
Nowadays, we just say it was the end.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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