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[upbeat rock music]
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[soft piano music]
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[man] I just mentioned
it casually to him and he was
really pissed off at me.
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One minute he's nice and the
next minute he's going crazy.
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-[woman] What?
I don't what the deal is.
-[man] Right?
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-[woman] It all
came out at once.
-[man] You know, I met a girl
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-last week in this place.
-[woman] What? no!
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[man] She said
she'd absolutely never...
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[woman] Oh, my God
she said that?
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Hello there.
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Oh, hi.
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I like your jacket.
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Thank you, uh,
I found it at a thrift store.
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I got it when I started
teaching 'cause it makes me
feel like a professor.
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But look, someone sewed
on patches. [chuckles]
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Oh, that's great. Uh, what
university do you teach at?
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I... actually, I don't teach
at the college level.
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Oh, I'm sorry, what high school?
What subject?
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I teach kindergarten.
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Oh, well, that's really nice.
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Thank you.
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Listen, you are also very nice,
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but I'm actually supposed
to meet someone else here.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Good luck.
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Uh, Alex, honey,
can you send a bottle over
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to those friends at
table three please.
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It's, uh,
their anniversary, thanks.
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[Alex] You got it, boss.
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[Ellie] Hi there.
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Ellie?
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-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
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-Oh, good luck.
-Hey, girl, what can
I get for you?
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Uh, I will have...
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-one of those please.
-[Alex] Sure thing.
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So, you like whiskey?
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Is that what that is? [chuckles]
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I've never really had it
before but it looks cool
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when other people drink it, so.
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Thanks.
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[coughs]
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That is definitely...
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brown. [laughs]
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[woman] Hello, lovely,
so good to see you.
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How's everything tonight?
Any trouble getting in?
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No, Todd recognized me.
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Great, and I see you
brought a friend.
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Alex, this round's on me.
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You guys enjoy yourselves.
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Pretty popular I see.
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I'm, I'm glad that you could
meet up on such short notice.
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Well, I just mean that,
you know, most people, they,
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they don't meet up on the first
day that they matched, so.
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I am not most people, I guess.
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And you didn't seem too scary.
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Well I, I can be
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tough.
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[chuckles]
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[coughs]
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[door opens]
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What gno-- gnocchi?
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[laughs]
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-[door closes]
-The g sort of just rolls off.
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I am so glad I didn't order it
and sound like a moron.
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-Well, I've been saying
gnocchi my entire life.
-[laughs] Gnocchi!
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How have you ordered
it your entire life
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and never had a waiter
set you straight?
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I don't know, well, maybe people
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think you won't
tip if they correct you.
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My Mawmaw always used
to call it potato dumplings.
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-Is that her?
-Uh, yeah.
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She is my hero in a lot of ways.
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She got her PhD from Yale
in educational psychology at 25.
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Some lady.
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Yeah.
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[upbeat guitar music]
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Some lady.
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[lips smacking]
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-[clattering]
-[Ellie giggling]
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[Ellie giggling]
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[Ellie] What are you even
doing on an app like that?
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-[Peter] I could ask
you the same thing.
-[Ellie] No, no.
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My turn, my questions.
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I don't know, it's been hard
navigating the dating scene.
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Since college really.
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Like, how do you even
meet people in your 20's?
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I always thought I would
go to grad school and meet
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my soulmate,
but practicality set in.
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So you want to get your PhD.
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-Like your Mawmaw.
-Yeah, she was more of an
educational psychologist.
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Maybe that's how I ended up
teaching the kiddos.
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I swear, every single one
of them is probably worth
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their own little case study.
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Like Milly, she does this thing,
she'll close her eyes.
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Okay, and I try to
stop this, all right.
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[laughs]
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She closes her eyes and
someone will hand her a crayon.
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-Mm-hmm.
-She bites into it
and she guesses its color, okay.
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And she's right,
like 100% of the time.
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-No way.
-Yes, isn't that incredible?
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-Oh, my gosh.
-It doesn't make sense.
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-[laughs]
-She's got to be clairvoyant
or she has cracked
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the Crayola color matrix.
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Either way, people
should know about it.
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They should, yeah. [chuckles]
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Sorry if that was
like, 1,000% more
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than you wanted to hear.
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No, not at all.
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So... what's stopping you
from going to grad school?
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It's just kind of hard
to follow her up.
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-Or-- not the crayon
eater, but my mam.
-[chuckles]
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I don't think
she would think that.
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Maybe, it's just
a lot of pressure,
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-if it doesn't work out.
-Mm.
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What about you?
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Uh.
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I went to school online.
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For various reasons.
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What about high school?
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My mom home schooled me.
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She wouldn't let me
leave the house.
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But sometimes
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when she went out
I would walk around
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the neighborhood,
it was me and Dad's secret.
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People would look at me
like a stranger,
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but I'd been watching
them my whole life.
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She found out, though,
one time, it was...
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That was bad.
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It was her way of showing
she loved me, I guess.
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I left when I was pretty young,
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it was just-- it wasn't...
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It was, it was
better for everyone.
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I went by the old
house a couple times,
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it's on this corner lot
in Cleveland and Knox.
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My dad still prunes
the roses out front. [chuckles]
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I passed by him in
the neighborhood one time and
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he didn't even know, it just...
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It's a weird thing to have
your father look at you
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and not recognize you.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just...
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I'm just talking about
myself way too much.
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-I disagree.
-Oh, I'm not, like,
getting too real with you,
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we're not supposed to show
the real us on the first date.
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And we're supposed to
pretend that we don't fart,
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and that we really, really
like trying new things--
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What's the point
if it's not the real you?
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This is the real you, right?
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For the most part.
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Good.
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[Peter] I like you.
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[birds chirping]
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[lighthearted slow music]
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-Hey, bro.
-What are you doing here, Mia?
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I thought it was cool to
chill here between classes?
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-It's Saturday.
-I thought you'd be
at Mom and Dad's.
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Yeah, I have
a study group later,
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and Jackson texted
he was making brunch.
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Uh-huh, figured
you might need the energy.
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Also, FYI the walls
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are a lot thinner when
you're banging against them.
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-Ew.
-So, uh, you and the lady
want some breakfast?
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She's not here, Jack.
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-Oh.
-Wait, did you see anyone
leave this morning?
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-Sorry, I didn't get
here til nine.
-[Jackson] Yeah, prime
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ditching hours
are usually around sunrise.
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-You have statistics on that?
-I'm just speaking
from experience.
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-[Jackson] Hey,
where did you meet her?
-This mobile app called Arouse.
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-Ooh.
-Ah.
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-[Mia] Yeah, no surprise there.
-[Jackson] Oh-hoh.
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What?
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Wait, did she--
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Her profile disappeared.
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What do you expect on
a pickup app like that?
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Oh, but especially Arouse,
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not a great track record,
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or dating pool in general.
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-So I've heard.
-I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Ellie was great.
Okay, the app is fine,
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-I've been using it for months.
-Look, maybe it's time
to change tactics.
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Can you just give
me a second, Mia.
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I seriously thought I had
something real with this girl.
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The fact that you think
that after one night
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just shows how emotionally
starved you are.
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The best thing you can do right
now is cleanse your palate.
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But, you know,
pick from a different menu
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to extend the metaphor.
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I got to finish these pancakes.
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-What does he mean?
-A different approach.
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Something with
a proven track record,
an extensive data to draw from,
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a fool proof algorithm.
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Like two other things.
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Hey, you know, I think
I might have just the thing.
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[lighthearted music]
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Yeah.
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[Peter] Have they updated
this since 2003?
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Whatever. Done.
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You 100%?
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'Cause that survey's
not messing around.
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Man, I owe five good years
of my life to that site.
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And two miserable ones.
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-Fucking Karen.
-Yeah, all good here.
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Well, awesome just
drop in a profile pic
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and, uh, start making matches.
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Remember, shirtless profile
pic screams douche bag.
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Right. Okay, done and done.
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Look at that. What? 98% match.
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Is that good?
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I mean, yeah.
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That's, that's really good.
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I've never gotten
anything over a 90.
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Uh, no, no way,
no profile picture.
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That is a red flag.
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Why don't you try
the next one down?
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Is that really any better?
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Well, at least put forth
the effort to lie, you know.
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I hope I'm at least 30 before
I'm that cynical, Jackson.
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Yeah, it was around
that time, yeah.
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Okay, cool, she likes
Pad Thai, loves animated films.
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I will message her.
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[typing]
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[television playing
in background]
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-[dinging]
-Okay, wow. Uh, she's online.
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What time do you start at
the restaurant tomorrow?
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Uh, I start prep
work at like five.
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Cool, what about you, Mia?
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I have class starting at seven.
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Good.
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Why?
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Just in case things go well.
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-Already?
-You were the one who
told me to cleanse my palate.
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Well, yeah, but I mean, Jesus,
at least finish digesting
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the first one.
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Does that metaphor track?
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-[light piano music]
-[man] Can you believe
it's been four months?
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What is congress doing?
They need to press charges.
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[woman] Yeah,
I have no idea. I need an ID,
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I need to apply for housing,
I need to get passed
a background check.
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-Hey, excuse me.
-Hey, man, how have you been?
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-What can I get you?
-You wouldn't have happened
to see a girl around, Ellie?
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Maybe 5' 7", brown hair, uh,
the bartender the other night
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-seemed to recognize her, so I--
-Sorry, man, can't help you.
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Hey.
247
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,147
Hey there. Uh, Lois?
248
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Oh, you look nice,
that's a nice shade of green.
249
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-Can I get you a drink?
-Uh, I'll have a whiskey
on the rocks, single malt.
250
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,726
-You got it.
-All righty then,
you know your stuff.
251
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,772
Actually, I just
started recently,
but I'm getting into it.
252
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,340
Thanks for meeting up with me
like this, last minute.
253
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Uh, I teach so weekends
are precious.
254
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,477
-No problem.
-I just mean that, you know,
most people wouldn't
255
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be so accommodating.
256
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,047
Well, I'm not most people.
257
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And you didn't seem too scary.
258
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[light piano music]
259
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-[clinking glasses]
-[Peter] You know, we come
into the world so open,
260
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we're susceptible to
wonder, uh, imagination,
261
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,846
you know, the development
of the mind is such
262
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a malleable thing,
and I want to know what we gain
263
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,590
and lose as we shape it.
264
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So... if that makes any sense?
265
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,204
Yeah, yeah of course.
266
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,427
That's what made me
want to study it anyway.
267
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:11,127
[exhaling] It is getting late.
268
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,304
Oh, I hadn't noticed.
269
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,135
It's just that I have to be
at school tomorrow at seven
270
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:22,138
to prep, so I should
probably get to sleep.
271
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,577
Oh, uh,
272
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,972
-well, I thought that, uh...
-Oh, what? Oh, no,
273
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,844
err, I mean, you're very,
274
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,237
um...
275
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,850
you're super nice,
I just don't usually do,
276
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:42,593
uh, you know, uh,
anything on the first date.
277
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,552
Is that so, because I--
278
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:46,946
What's so different now?
279
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,471
-I'm sorry?
-What is it you
don't like about me?
280
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,300
It's not anything about you.
I really enjoyed talking to you,
281
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,910
-I just, it's not--
-I get it.
282
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,523
-Can I walk you out?
-No, it's all right,
I'll show myself out.
283
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,787
[bar patrons chattering]
284
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:03,963
[door opens]
285
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:05,747
[door slams]
286
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:11,361
[Peter] Tell me again
why I can't message 98%?
287
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:16,714
Because she's probably
a dude or a robot...
or Chris Hansen.
288
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,891
No matter what,
there's a high probability
you're being catfished.
289
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,069
-What?
-Oh, that documentary where
the guy meets a girl online
290
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,854
-turns out it's not really her--
-No, I know what catfish is,
you can scam me
291
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,857
with or without a photo.
It's not like I'm giving
out my credit card info.
292
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,164
Buddy, just try your
luck with some of those
293
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,643
other girls in the 90's.
294
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,342
[groovy music]
295
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:36,256
[pan banging]
296
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,085
[doorbell dinging]
297
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,307
[exhaling]
298
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,016
Elise?
299
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:58,495
Hey.
300
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,977
Hey there. Can I get
you something to drink?
301
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,719
Uh, dinner should be
ready in about 30.
302
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,634
You know, my roommate's a chef,
he lent me his recipe
303
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,244
for the marinade,
so it should be--
304
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,072
-[lips smacking]
-Okay.
305
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,597
[upbeat groovy music]
306
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,384
Oh, that was...
307
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,212
oh, my God.
308
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,475
Elise,
309
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:24,304
it's amazing how
familiar that felt.
310
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:28,047
I, I mean, a little
aggressive but intuitive.
311
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,919
It just felt right.
Well, I don't mean to be...
312
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,008
Are-- What, are you cold?
313
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:36,055
-You can have a shirt.
-No, no, no, no, I, uh...
314
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,232
I have to start work early, so.
315
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,974
-I really like to
sleep in my own bed.
-What...
316
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,021
What's happening right now?
317
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,070
You're making me vocalize it,
or have you never
had a one night stand?
318
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,769
Yeah, I guess I was just
reading the situation,
319
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:58,729
and there was something,
like a real connection here.
320
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:02,516
Yeah, well, you know, happens
to the best of us, right?
321
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,475
I don't know, I mean,
322
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,216
I felt
323
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,175
more than this.
324
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:15,224
Maybe I'm just still
reeling from this other girl
325
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,095
awhile back.
326
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:21,535
Either way I felt like there
was something real here.
327
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:22,623
Yeah, well.
328
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:26,975
Better luck next time.
329
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,021
[door creaking closed]
330
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:34,939
[sighing]
331
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,159
[Peter] I'm contacting 98%.
332
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:40,075
-Peter.
-She likes anti folk music,
reads Alice Monroe--
333
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,383
Peter, she is
almost definitely a he.
334
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,168
And he probably wants to
imprison you like human sheep
335
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,997
-and use your hair
to make blankets.
-She has a profile picture now.
336
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:53,001
Okay, look. It's still
ambiguous, but it's something.
337
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:58,398
Huh, what is the deal with
this green sweater trend?
338
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,443
-Do you know, Mia?
-What do you mean?
339
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:01,836
Every girl I've gone
out with since Ellie
340
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,490
has worn some variation of it.
341
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,492
It's the same shade
of green too.
342
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,407
-All of them?
-Seemed that way.
343
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,366
Was it the same sweater?
344
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,369
I don't see how it
could be, okay.
345
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,241
-And what does this
have to do with--
-You should go for it.
346
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:18,287
-What?
-Yeah, you should go for it.
347
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,683
Peter, this whole
thing screams catfish.
348
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:24,772
[chopping]
349
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:27,992
[computer dinging]
350
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,300
Trust me.
351
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,611
[Peter voiceover] Do you ever
find yourself on a long stretch
352
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,309
of road, you can see all
the intersections ahead
353
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:44,748
for a mile or so.
All the lights are green,
you probably think,
354
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:48,361
[read together with Heloise
voice over] "Oh, wow, it's
an all go, straight through."
355
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,928
[Heloise] But then you realize
those lights will change
356
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,931
before you get there,
probably the nearest one first,
357
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:57,283
with your luck. And then
you'll sit at the light
and watch the green
358
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,850
road turn red.
Now it's stop and go.
359
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,939
All the way through.
360
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,681
And I've learned from
seeing that because the road
361
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:08,381
is not really opened for you,
it was opened for some
362
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,471
driver before you who faced
down red lights that changed
363
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:14,387
at the last second, who raced
through changing yellows
364
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:15,692
and newly turned greens.
365
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,566
I would rather see
them all red, I think,
366
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,743
because, yeah, maybe I'll have
to stop when I reach them.
367
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,136
But, hey, what if
the first one changes
368
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,748
and then the second,
and then I look in the rear view
369
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,054
at the green road
behind me and think,
370
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,100
"Now, wasn't that more
interesting anyway?"
371
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:36,278
Okay, I should probably tell
you that I don't even have
372
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:39,063
a driver's license,
but it's a metaphor.
373
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,109
It's the way I live my life.
374
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:43,981
Hi, I'm Heloise.
375
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,290
I have a habit of changing
while the things around me
376
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:52,251
stay the same.
Hoping that's not a bad thing,
377
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:55,341
just looking for someone
to take a drive with me.
378
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,998
Her apartment is at
Jackstown and Vanguard,
379
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,914
just in case she actually
is a serial killer.
380
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,135
Hope I don't die.
381
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:10,530
[door opens]
382
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,358
[door closes]
383
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,795
[light instrumental music]
384
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,102
Jackson, is there something
you know that I don't?
385
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,843
[Jackson on phone]
The sweater, hear me out.
386
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:20,888
It's always the same sweater.
387
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,281
[chatters on phone]
388
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:33,814
Please be cute.
389
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,382
Please be cute.
390
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,516
[knocking]
391
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,083
[TV playing in background]
392
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,264
[TV switches off]
393
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,096
Right.
394
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:00,406
[Heloise] Hey there.
395
00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:01,320
Wha...
396
00:22:02,277 --> 00:22:03,322
Heloise?
397
00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:05,280
You...
398
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:08,936
you look great.
399
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,372
Oh,
400
00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:11,286
thanks.
401
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,072
Sorry, where are my manners?
402
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,162
-Please come in.
-Yeah, thanks.
403
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:22,645
[door closes]
404
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:25,474
Oh, are these from
one of your books?
405
00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:27,346
[Heloise] Uh, yeah.
406
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,784
That's awesome.
407
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:38,269
Uh, so, you like pinot, right?
408
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,358
Oh, perfect.
409
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:41,969
I also have some
whiskey in the pantry.
410
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,232
Dinner should be up shortly.
411
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:46,539
Do you want to come
help me chop the onions?
412
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,758
Uh, sure. What are we making?
413
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:50,891
Sweet potato gnocchi.
414
00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:55,504
[light jazz music]
415
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:04,687
-This is really good.
-[Heloise] It's not too chewy?
416
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,646
I was distracted getting
ready and I overcooked them.
417
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,735
No, not at all.
418
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:11,041
It reminds me of this restaurant
I've been to a couple times.
419
00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:12,739
Leshy's?
420
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,396
-Yeah.
-I know the owner,
they gave me the recipe.
421
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,399
Well that is wild.
422
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,444
Uh, yeah, I've been
there a couple times.
423
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,099
It's a shame I didn't
run into you then.
424
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,972
Yeah, I guess I just
have one of those faces.
425
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,497
I really don't think so.
426
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:41,071
So do you, um,
make those children's
books professionally or?
427
00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:44,466
Ugh, no, unfortunately I do
freelance advertising work.
428
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:46,468
Oh, no kidding. There's a lot
of interesting psychology
429
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:47,556
that goes into that.
430
00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:50,037
What kind of stuff
are you marketing?
431
00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:53,606
Well, it's not the most
tasteful material.
432
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:54,781
Oh, come on.
433
00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,087
I'd like to see some.
434
00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:08,838
[dog barking in the distance]
435
00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:11,101
[Peter] This is what you do?
436
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:12,712
To pay the bills, yeah.
437
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:14,757
I, uh, I also
compose the emails.
438
00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:20,894
-It's terrible, right?
-I literally cannot think of
a worse thing you could do.
439
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,810
I mean, I can't work
in parking enforcement
440
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:26,900
for my apartment, the beauty
is I can work remotely
441
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:30,294
which is kind of
necessary for me.
442
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:32,949
And I'm pretty efficient
at cranking these out.
443
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,473
So I have more time for
the books and stuff.
444
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,431
Oh, speaking of which...
445
00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:40,217
can you show me
what you're working on?
446
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:44,918
[chuckles]
447
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:58,453
Wow.
448
00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:00,716
This is awesome.
449
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,068
Oh, is this from
your Aphrodite bio?
450
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:06,200
Yeah.
451
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:10,552
It's this, um, whole
explanation my dad had for why
452
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,685
things in life are hard.
453
00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:15,165
I kind of thought it'd be a good
little thing for kids to have.
454
00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:16,036
Yeah, it's great.
455
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,300
So, have you thought
about selling these, or.
456
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:22,085
Yeah, um, I've been
working on an e-store,
457
00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:25,872
but I mean... I don't know if
kids would actually go for them.
458
00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,439
Oh, come on, this is amazing.
459
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:29,571
Seriously.
460
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,141
What if you, uh, read some of
your stories to my class?
461
00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:37,840
I mean, if it goes well,
which it totally will,
462
00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:39,538
you'd probably have
a dozen pre-sales.
463
00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,150
Well, at the very
least you'd have a...
464
00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,196
little focus group.
465
00:25:48,721 --> 00:25:50,287
I get it if you don't want to.
466
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,594
That was super forward
of me, I totally get it.
467
00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:56,032
No, no, no, no.
I mean, yeah, yes, that...
468
00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:58,469
that sounds amazing.
469
00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:03,562
Do you want to
grab some more wine?
470
00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:12,048
Still weird.
471
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,751
I just don't know if
they are really any good.
472
00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:21,667
I think so. Uh.
473
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:25,279
These are all amazing.
474
00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:27,586
Thanks.
475
00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,459
Lately I've just been
trying to figure out a look
476
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,808
that will really
connect with kids.
477
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:36,029
Well, yeah, I think
you're on to something,
478
00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:39,249
these pastels and rounded
shapes are statistically
479
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,599
prevalent in their
nursery environments.
480
00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:42,601
Meaning what exactly?
481
00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:46,169
It just makes sense for them
to develop an attraction
482
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:49,564
based on associations
from nurturing
483
00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:51,914
spaces. Sorry, that was
a weird thing to say.
484
00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:53,612
-[laughs] No.
-Uh...
485
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,918
No, that's awesome.
486
00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,400
I never would have
thought of that,
but it makes so much sense.
487
00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,187
I like the way you think.
488
00:27:06,015 --> 00:27:07,582
I like the way you see things.
489
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,629
[upbeat romantic music]
490
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:28,081
I had, uh...
491
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,738
this thing happened to me
a couple weeks ago
492
00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:37,090
and I've been trying and trying
to get it out of my head.
493
00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,049
You're the first person to...
494
00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:44,227
you know, really make me
forget about it.
495
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:48,101
So, uh,
496
00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:49,015
thank you.
497
00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,891
We'll see how you feel about
me later on. [nervous laugh]
498
00:27:58,328 --> 00:27:59,286
I'm not too worried.
499
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,725
[Heloise] Like I said,
we'll see.
500
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,250
[cars honking in the distance]
501
00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:22,526
Oh,
502
00:28:22,657 --> 00:28:24,093
I'm sorry, uh.
503
00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,881
I didn't know Heloise
had a roommate.
504
00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:34,843
-I'm Peter.
-Yeah, I know.
505
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:37,933
I, uh--
506
00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:41,110
So, did Heloise say
where she went?
507
00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:43,243
Um...
508
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,289
-she--
-Did she say anything about
509
00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:48,291
wanting me to wait for her, or?
510
00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,119
Um...
511
00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:56,125
-[sighing] Yeah.
-Peter, listen. I--
512
00:28:56,256 --> 00:28:58,649
-Is this how she gets
rid of her guys?
-No, no, um.
513
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,303
She...
514
00:29:01,435 --> 00:29:03,654
Uh, it's me.
515
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,528
I'm Heloise.
516
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:11,967
[chuckles]
517
00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:16,755
[chuckles] Well, I've had some
bizarre encounters with women
518
00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:18,408
recently, but what this is--
519
00:29:18,539 --> 00:29:19,845
No, Peter, just listen.
520
00:29:21,237 --> 00:29:22,195
Uh...
521
00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:27,374
-let me show you something?
-You know, if she
wanted to ditch me
522
00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:30,203
then, we could have done my
place. And she just could
have bailed, seems to be
523
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:33,641
-standard practice lately.
-Peter, you know me.
524
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,905
Honestly, unless you
killed Heloise
and filmed it on that thing,
525
00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:39,125
I don't have any interest
in what you have to say.
526
00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:40,604
Someone recently
told me about a little girl
527
00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:42,389
who can taste
the color of crayons,
528
00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:44,130
so isn't anything possible?
529
00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:50,789
[gentle music]
530
00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:56,577
I promise it will be
the most interesting
531
00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:57,970
thing you see all day.
532
00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:07,588
[sighing]
533
00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:10,330
[computer beeps]
534
00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:19,948
What is this?
535
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,037
Just watch.
536
00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:28,827
[light ambient music]
537
00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:05,646
I'm sorry I disappeared
the first time.
538
00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:08,954
It's sort of standard
operating procedure for us,
539
00:31:10,346 --> 00:31:13,175
but you were the first
person I wanted to stay for.
540
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:15,134
I figured I could always
come back to your house
541
00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:17,963
and just tell you,
but then when our Aphrodite
542
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:20,704
profiles matched, it felt like
something cosmic was at play.
543
00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:24,230
But... it didn't
go as I planned.
544
00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:28,016
But then it just kept happening,
and then the other night you
said that you couldn't get me
545
00:31:28,147 --> 00:31:31,541
out of your head,
which is a mutual feeling,
546
00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:36,677
and it made me so happy.
But still, I was just really
scared of fucking it up.
547
00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:40,159
But I guess I did that
anyway, didn't I?
548
00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:45,686
Ellie?
549
00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:49,951
-Hi.
-Okay.
550
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:51,692
Okay, uh.
551
00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,349
-Okay.
-I do go by Heloise, though.
552
00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:58,438
This must be a joke, right?
553
00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:01,920
I'm like on Catfish?
554
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,922
I'm on Catfish, this is Catfish.
555
00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:05,314
What is Catfish?
556
00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,316
It's a show.
557
00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:08,535
[breathing heavily]
558
00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:11,625
You were them.
559
00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:14,367
You were...
560
00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:16,369
all of them.
561
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,722
Why didn't you tell me
the, the second time?
562
00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:24,029
-Or better yet, why not
be upfront about it?
-Well, it's not something
563
00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:25,987
that we like to broadcast,
we have to be careful about
564
00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:27,858
the way we present ourselves
on the internet.
565
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,599
Some people harass us
because we're different,
566
00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:32,167
others just make
weird propositions.
567
00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:34,996
Ask if they can watch us sleep
so they can see us change.
568
00:32:35,127 --> 00:32:37,868
-It's like a fetish to them.
-Happens when you sleep.
569
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,959
Yeah, which can still
catch you off guard
if you can believe it.
570
00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:44,701
What? Uh, us, you said,
"Watch us sleep."
571
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,792
There are more, others like you?
572
00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:51,621
Uh, well, yeah,
you've never heard of us,
573
00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:54,929
of changelings? Well,
that's what we call ourselves,
574
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,323
the technical term is
non-voluntary random
575
00:32:57,453 --> 00:33:00,021
interpersonal metamorphs,
but we prefer changelings.
576
00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:03,372
We have a group,
we meet on Tuesdays.
577
00:33:05,287 --> 00:33:07,942
I thought I was going crazy.
578
00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:11,206
I thought there was
a conspiracy of women
579
00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:12,555
in green outerwear.
580
00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:16,777
But you lied.
581
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:21,042
-You lied to me.
-Um, okay.
582
00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:24,785
Ellie liked Nabokov and sushi,
and Lois likes yoga
583
00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:27,135
and chess,
different profiles, yes,
584
00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:30,095
but all excerpts from
the same list that makes
up the whole me.
585
00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:33,272
Mystique-chic, Heloise.
586
00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:36,623
That's the entire list,
everything.
587
00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,886
And I just needed you
to know all of me
before I could tell you.
588
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:42,281
Well, how could you possibly
expect us to keep matching?
589
00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:44,065
Well, that wasn't
always the plan.
590
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,633
I was going to tell you
on our second date
591
00:33:46,763 --> 00:33:50,028
but it didn't go
the way that I expected it.
592
00:33:50,158 --> 00:33:51,464
Because I didn't sleep with you?
593
00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,509
No, because you didn't see me,
594
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,468
and you didn't want
what you did see.
595
00:33:55,598 --> 00:33:57,731
And why? What, was it
because I was big
596
00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,254
or was it because I was brown?
597
00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:00,168
Uh--
598
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,823
That isn't fair, Ellie.
599
00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:06,609
Heloise, fuck. I paid you
every respect that night,
600
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:11,049
-every courtesy.
-You did, but it was different
than the first time,
601
00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:13,921
you didn't see me the same
way that you didn't see me
602
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:18,708
this morning. Like I'm something
distant and strange
603
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:19,709
and unwanted.
604
00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:25,019
Well, maybe that's because
I had just had my heart broken
605
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,718
by a mysterious woman who
vanished into the night.
606
00:34:28,849 --> 00:34:31,765
Is that what the fuck and fly
by was the next time around?
607
00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:36,900
Revenge? You were Ellie
and Lois, but you were
Elise too, right?
608
00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:39,338
Jumped me at the door,
got what you wanted and left,
609
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,557
yeah, she was a fucking peach.
610
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,519
I didn't even know I hurt you.
611
00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:51,132
I'm sorry, I can't read minds.
612
00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:54,744
I didn't see you.
613
00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,052
I didn't even fucking know you.
614
00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:00,054
What did you expect?
615
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:02,796
More than this.
616
00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:08,193
Well, the disappointment
is mutual.
617
00:35:22,859 --> 00:35:23,817
[door slamming]
618
00:35:36,612 --> 00:35:39,441
Where have you been, young man?
I have been worried sick.
619
00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,574
I'm guessing it went well.
620
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,750
I really don't want to
talk about it right now.
621
00:35:47,319 --> 00:35:50,583
-Guys, it's like 10 a.m.
-Yeah, it's beer brawn Sunday.
622
00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:53,368
-[glasses clinking]
-So, uh, what's up,
went well, huh?
623
00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:54,239
Yes.
624
00:35:55,457 --> 00:35:58,025
-And then no.
-What happened?
625
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,983
We talked all night
and fell asleep.
626
00:36:00,114 --> 00:36:01,942
-For real?
-Aw.
627
00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:04,510
Okay, well, then what happened?
628
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,121
-I said I don't want
to talk about it.
-Oh, come on.
629
00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:10,559
-[Peter] You wouldn't
believe me if I told you.
-[laughs] Come on, just tell me.
630
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:12,909
-What? No.
-Come on, Pete!
631
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,129
-We're friends!
-I said I don't want
to talk about it!
632
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,218
What-- Mia, goddamn it.
633
00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:20,917
-You wouldn't dare.
-Tell me.
634
00:36:21,048 --> 00:36:22,571
I got that jacket
thrifting with Mawmaw.
635
00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:23,703
Tell me.
636
00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:27,794
-Okay then.
-Fine, fuck!
637
00:36:27,924 --> 00:36:29,970
[timer ticking]
638
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:33,495
She wakes up everyday
in a different body.
639
00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:38,413
Okay? She was Ellie
and all the girls since then.
640
00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:41,199
She's, uh...
641
00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:43,592
a changeling.
642
00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:45,725
[timer clicks off]
643
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:50,904
-Well, I'll be damned.
-I told you.
644
00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:53,907
-See? It makes so much sense.
-I'm sorry, what?
645
00:36:54,037 --> 00:36:56,692
I'm just surprised I didn't,
I didn't think about
this like a week ago.
646
00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:59,304
-Honestly, me neither.
-[Peter] Is this some
deep level of sarcasm
647
00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:01,741
I'm incapable of
processing right now?
648
00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:05,440
Hey, you know, I actually
hooked up with a changeling
649
00:37:05,571 --> 00:37:07,355
chick a few months ago.
650
00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:09,139
Like a week after
they all came out,
651
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,490
and she always wore
this orange vest.
652
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:14,232
So you guys know about
this, this thing?
653
00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,451
-This thing?
-Wow!
654
00:37:16,582 --> 00:37:17,931
-What?
-Jesus, brother.
655
00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:19,672
What, it's a thing? What?
656
00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:21,326
You know, I thought it
was going to be funny
657
00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:22,979
when you found out,
but I had no idea
658
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:24,894
that you were
completely oblivious.
659
00:37:25,025 --> 00:37:27,157
I'm sorry, do you read?
Changelings had this
660
00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:29,072
big coming out
like four months ago.
661
00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:31,727
There were cover stories in
The Times for like a month,
662
00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:32,772
where were you?
663
00:37:34,730 --> 00:37:37,342
There's like a changeling bar
two minutes away from here.
664
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:38,560
Leshy's.
665
00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:41,259
Leshy's is a changeling bar?
666
00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:43,739
Yes, oh, my God,
the pasta is amazing.
667
00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:48,440
-I know!
-There's a big issue of
knowledge and sensitivity
668
00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:51,269
-training in public
services right now.
-[Peter] How is this possible?
669
00:37:51,399 --> 00:37:53,401
I'm sorry, you live in
a rent controlled apartment
670
00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,534
in Los Angeles,
and you're asking me
about what is possible?
671
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:58,928
Okay, okay, whatever,
we've had our fun,
672
00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:01,975
but honestly I think you
should just drop this.
673
00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:04,891
-Jackson!
-Look, changelings,
they are fine to hang out with
674
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:07,110
and everything, but they come
with their complications.
675
00:38:08,503 --> 00:38:11,114
-You don't want to have
to deal with that, dude.
-Don't listen to him.
676
00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:13,421
Peter, look, you said
you wanted something real,
677
00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:16,250
well, like it or not,
this is real.
678
00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:18,774
-It's time to step up
to the plate.
-You do not get to say that.
679
00:38:18,905 --> 00:38:21,821
-Yeah, she did lie to him, Mia.
-Yeah, she did.
680
00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:23,562
Well, hey, and you don't get
to say that either.
681
00:38:23,692 --> 00:38:25,694
This isn't happening
to you guys.
682
00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:27,566
No, no, it's not.
683
00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:29,568
It's happening to you.
684
00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:34,399
So, what do you feel, angry
at her for hiding something
685
00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:36,270
she knew would
make you run away,
686
00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:41,101
or scared that, maybe,
ultimately it doesn't matter?
687
00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:44,583
That girl you fell for,
she's still that person.
688
00:38:44,713 --> 00:38:47,977
And that person that you
stayed up all night talking to,
689
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:49,849
she's that person too.
690
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,852
Maybe she deserves
a straight shot?
691
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,771
I, I have study group,
692
00:38:58,901 --> 00:38:59,815
I should go.
693
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:11,827
Hey, man, um, I still just--
I want to say, I think
694
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,525
it's more trouble
than it's worth
695
00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,744
but, uh, yeah, you're an adult,
696
00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:18,486
just do what you want, dude.
697
00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:26,538
[sighing]
698
00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:32,544
[birds chirping]
699
00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:35,764
Heloise?
700
00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:38,376
Hi.
701
00:39:55,915 --> 00:39:57,917
-I'm sorry.
-Sorry?
702
00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:02,138
For lying. For not telling you
the truth about me sooner.
703
00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:03,531
I'm sorry for freaking out.
704
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,490
It was...
705
00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:09,494
it was a lot to take in.
706
00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:16,979
Do you have any questions?
707
00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:18,416
You must have questions.
708
00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:25,510
How does the hair work?
709
00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:29,165
-I'm sorry?
-Your hair's shorter today,
710
00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:32,255
does it just, like,
go back into your head?
711
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,649
-I--
-Exactly how many
of you are there?
712
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,825
More than you'd expect.
713
00:40:36,956 --> 00:40:38,958
We're all just taking
it day by day.
714
00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,177
Every day?
715
00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,396
Yup.
716
00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:45,007
[light instrumental music]
717
00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:48,402
I, I actually have
to head out soon
718
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,447
for group.
719
00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:51,057
Group?
720
00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:55,322
Well, the changelings,
changeling group?
721
00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:58,456
I'm sure we'd be happy to answer
any questions you might have.
722
00:41:05,637 --> 00:41:07,116
You don't have your
license, right?
723
00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:13,427
Guess I'm driving.
724
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:15,473
[uplifting music]
725
00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:28,486
[group talking among themselves]
726
00:41:47,592 --> 00:41:48,375
You're new.
727
00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:50,508
Well, how could you tell?
728
00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:53,162
No name tag. [chuckles]
729
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,341
-I like your habit.
-Thanks.
730
00:41:58,472 --> 00:42:00,648
Or... what? Sorry.
731
00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:03,085
It's not as bold as we're
used to around here,
732
00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:05,784
but I like the cohesion of it.
733
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:09,570
Your digs, man, the clothes,
that's what we call them here,
734
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,659
-'cause we wear it everyday.
-You don't have a habit?
735
00:42:12,921 --> 00:42:14,793
How do people recognize
you from day-to-day?
736
00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:17,926
-They--
-He's not a changeling.
737
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,625
We met, at Tim bar at Leshy's.
738
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,280
Oh, uh, yeah,
nice to see you again.
739
00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:26,935
[Leshy] Well, let's get
started, I can't say
740
00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:30,112
that I see a familiar face
in here tonight. [chuckles]
741
00:42:30,243 --> 00:42:32,854
And isn't that just so
comforting? [chuckles]
742
00:42:32,985 --> 00:42:35,770
Let's begin by meeting our
new friend, this is Peter.
743
00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:37,772
[group] Hi, Peter.
744
00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:40,862
And as always, let's begin
by asking if there's anyone
745
00:42:40,993 --> 00:42:43,386
here that has anything
to get off their chest?
746
00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:48,827
Uh, my parents want
to go on a vacation.
747
00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:50,916
That's marvelous,
Marcy, where to?
748
00:42:51,046 --> 00:42:54,180
They were thinking, um,
a cruise to Mexico.
749
00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:57,531
-Oh.
-But then...
750
00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:00,447
they realized I couldn't go.
751
00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:02,884
Uh, why?
752
00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:06,061
-Why is that?
-She doesn't have a passport.
753
00:43:07,976 --> 00:43:10,109
-Oh.
-They said maybe
we could fly to New York,
754
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,937
but I'd still need an ID.
755
00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:13,155
But you're under 18.
756
00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:14,896
Sometimes I look older,
757
00:43:15,027 --> 00:43:16,681
and there's no way to
tell that it'll happen.
758
00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:19,422
-Right.
-You could always drive.
759
00:43:20,336 --> 00:43:23,775
That's right, you could
turn this into a road trip.
760
00:43:23,905 --> 00:43:26,212
-You think so?
-Sounds like a great
adventure to me, kiddo.
761
00:43:26,342 --> 00:43:27,953
Yeah, it sure does.
762
00:43:29,694 --> 00:43:32,479
-[Leshy] Who's next?
-I'm having trouble
with my neighbors.
763
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:35,047
-What kind?
-They think I'm running
a cult with all the people
764
00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:37,179
in yellow shirts that
answer my front door.
765
00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:39,791
[laughs]
766
00:43:39,921 --> 00:43:42,445
I wouldn't say it sucks
to be a changeling,
767
00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:45,448
sucks to be a changeling
with narcolepsy.
768
00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:47,494
I finally found an apartment.
769
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,629
Um, but I'm afraid my landlord's
going to find out about me.
770
00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:55,676
I am so damn tired of
looking in the mirror
771
00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:57,765
and not recognizing
the person I see.
772
00:43:57,896 --> 00:43:59,724
[Ashton] My brother got stopped
by the police yesterday,
773
00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,639
and I just kept
praying to myself,
774
00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:03,815
please don't ask for my ID.
775
00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:07,601
I thought my supervisor
would be more tolerant
776
00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:11,474
than others I've had, but
now I'm back on unemployment.
777
00:44:12,954 --> 00:44:14,086
At least until
I figure this out.
778
00:44:14,216 --> 00:44:15,217
[Alex] My boyfriend left me,
779
00:44:16,566 --> 00:44:18,743
he said he couldn't
find the energy
780
00:44:18,873 --> 00:44:21,093
to be attracted to me anymore.
781
00:44:21,223 --> 00:44:24,139
[Jes] I guess some people just
don't want a freak like me,
782
00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:30,537
but, uh, you know,
it's, it's their loss, right?
783
00:44:32,452 --> 00:44:35,020
[Heloise] Sometimes
I just try to sit down
and list the positives.
784
00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:38,066
I can eat whatever
I want, for instance,
785
00:44:38,197 --> 00:44:40,547
size is just part of
the daily crap shoot.
786
00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:44,116
No bruises either.
787
00:44:45,944 --> 00:44:47,293
No birthmarks.
788
00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:53,342
No scars.
789
00:44:55,214 --> 00:44:56,476
Found that out the hard way.
790
00:44:57,999 --> 00:45:01,394
Some of you know this, but I
791
00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:02,961
used to have a problem.
792
00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:09,532
I scratch my face when
I'm scared or nervous,
793
00:45:09,663 --> 00:45:14,799
and... sometimes I couldn't
help thinking I just wanted
794
00:45:14,929 --> 00:45:17,018
something that was
permanent in my life.
795
00:45:18,672 --> 00:45:20,500
A way to recognize myself.
796
00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:25,026
So... [breathes deeply]
797
00:45:25,157 --> 00:45:28,682
I just started scratching
and scratching...
798
00:45:30,902 --> 00:45:31,729
and scratching...
799
00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:37,082
until I made something
I thought would stay but...
800
00:45:38,518 --> 00:45:39,475
like I said,
801
00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:41,695
no scars.
802
00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:48,397
But I'm finding other things
and people that are giving me
803
00:45:48,528 --> 00:45:50,356
consistency, and...
804
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,098
I'm really thankful for that.
805
00:45:57,493 --> 00:46:00,018
[man] Hey, Bob, great job
tonight. All right, guys,
I'll catch you all later.
806
00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:01,497
Did you have a nice
introduction to our group?
807
00:46:03,108 --> 00:46:05,066
Yeah, it was
definitely an experience.
808
00:46:05,197 --> 00:46:08,069
[laughs] Hello, lovely.
809
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,680
Great job tonight.
810
00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:13,031
Well, I'm off, stay strong,
and I'll see you next week.
811
00:46:13,945 --> 00:46:15,381
It was a pleasure
meeting you, Peter.
812
00:46:16,295 --> 00:46:18,819
And if you have any
questions, don't hesitate
813
00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:20,908
-to give me a call.
-Thank you.
814
00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:24,129
Hey.
815
00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:25,913
Hey there.
816
00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:33,181
Thanks for sticking
it out tonight.
817
00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:34,095
Yeah.
818
00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:39,622
I'm still pretty overwhelmed
to say the least,
819
00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:43,104
but I'm sorry, I know
this is your life--
820
00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:44,323
I get it.
821
00:46:46,281 --> 00:46:48,588
-I just need some time
to figure this out.
-I understand.
822
00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:52,766
[sighing] You know
how to contact me.
823
00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:54,420
[seatbelt unbuckles]
824
00:46:56,117 --> 00:46:57,553
[car door closes]
825
00:46:57,684 --> 00:46:59,991
[light instrumental music]
826
00:47:16,746 --> 00:47:20,707
Okay, guys, as you know,
I promised you a very special
treat this week.
827
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,971
Our reader will be sharing
her own storybook with you.
828
00:47:24,754 --> 00:47:26,669
And it's very special,
because it's never been read
829
00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:30,412
to anyone else. Okay, yes, Amy.
830
00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:34,025
-Who's our reader?
-Her name is Heloise
and she is a friend of mine.
831
00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:37,985
-Amy?
-Is she your wife?
832
00:47:38,116 --> 00:47:40,814
No, she's not, now,
I want-- Yes, Amy.
833
00:47:40,945 --> 00:47:41,946
What does she look like?
834
00:47:43,686 --> 00:47:47,865
Well, [chuckles] uh,
you will find out soon enough.
835
00:47:47,995 --> 00:47:48,822
-Okay?
-[knocking]
836
00:47:48,953 --> 00:47:49,867
One second.
837
00:47:52,652 --> 00:47:54,001
-Hey.
-Hey there.
838
00:47:54,828 --> 00:47:56,699
-You find us okay?
-Yeah.
839
00:47:58,701 --> 00:48:01,487
-You ready?
-Yeah. [chuckles]
840
00:48:01,617 --> 00:48:04,185
Well, here she is, it's
Heloise Korrigan. [clapping]
841
00:48:04,316 --> 00:48:07,449
-[Peter whispers cheering]
-[kids cheering]
842
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:10,322
Now, this is the world premiere
and it's just for you,
843
00:48:10,452 --> 00:48:13,891
-super big deal,
are you excited?
-[kids] Yeah!
844
00:48:14,761 --> 00:48:17,416
Hi, everyone, and thank you.
845
00:48:18,156 --> 00:48:20,854
So, here we are, "Green Lights"
846
00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:22,421
by Heloise Korrigan.
847
00:48:23,248 --> 00:48:26,642
-Yes?
-Are you a boy or a girl?
848
00:48:26,773 --> 00:48:28,383
-Amy!
-No, it's okay.
849
00:48:28,514 --> 00:48:30,603
Um, I'm a girl.
850
00:48:30,733 --> 00:48:32,866
But you look like a boy,
851
00:48:34,085 --> 00:48:36,957
-kind of.
-Well, that may be true today,
852
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:43,094
tomorrow may be a different
story, but I believe I'm a girl,
853
00:48:43,224 --> 00:48:45,226
so I'm a girl.
854
00:48:46,619 --> 00:48:49,491
-Okay.
-Is it okay if we
start the story now?
855
00:48:49,622 --> 00:48:51,189
-[kids] Yeah!
-[clapping]
856
00:48:52,451 --> 00:48:57,108
There was once a little girl
who loved to drive her race car.
857
00:48:57,238 --> 00:49:00,763
Then one day, at the end
of a long stretch of road,
858
00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:03,984
she could see an even
longer stretch of lights.
859
00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:07,292
Some were red, some were yellow
860
00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:09,903
and some were green.
861
00:49:10,904 --> 00:49:15,126
She found herself stopping
and going, stopping and going,
862
00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:18,390
as she approached
the lights of red and yellow,
863
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,609
she knew it would turn red soon.
864
00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:23,699
Let's see, all green.
865
00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:26,964
-[upbeat music]
-Flickering like lightning
bugs in the distance.
866
00:49:27,094 --> 00:49:28,443
Stopping and going...
867
00:49:28,574 --> 00:49:29,967
[voices muted]
868
00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:12,922
All right, we'll see
you guys later.
869
00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,534
-[kids] Bye.
-Bye, there you go, okay.
870
00:50:15,664 --> 00:50:16,970
-Bye, see you later.
-Bye!
871
00:50:17,101 --> 00:50:18,102
Yeah, good one.
872
00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:19,277
-Bye!
-You too.
873
00:50:19,407 --> 00:50:20,843
Yeah, all right, see you guys,
874
00:50:20,974 --> 00:50:22,019
have a good one.
875
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,026
Thank you for this.
876
00:50:29,156 --> 00:50:30,027
Sure.
877
00:50:32,246 --> 00:50:34,988
-Of course.
-Well, most people wouldn't
have even called me back.
878
00:50:35,815 --> 00:50:36,946
I am not most people.
879
00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:40,037
And neither are you
for that matter.
880
00:50:40,167 --> 00:50:44,519
Well, I mean, technically
I am the most people.
881
00:50:44,650 --> 00:50:46,478
[both laughing]
882
00:50:46,608 --> 00:50:47,696
Okay.
883
00:50:50,395 --> 00:50:51,570
Are you doing
anything right now?
884
00:50:52,788 --> 00:50:56,401
I just thought, would you
maybe want to hang out?
885
00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:59,273
I live like right
around the corner,
886
00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:00,709
I could make tea.
887
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,189
We could talk.
888
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,626
Yeah, yeah, I'd,
I'd really like that.
889
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:06,454
Great.
890
00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:13,026
-Grab my bag.
-Oh, yeah, sorry.
891
00:51:13,679 --> 00:51:14,941
[Peter chuckles]
892
00:51:16,464 --> 00:51:17,683
Shall we?
893
00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:24,298
[Peter] Oh, hey, Mia.
894
00:51:24,429 --> 00:51:26,387
-Heloise, uh, this is--
-Hi!
895
00:51:26,518 --> 00:51:29,564
Hi, hey, hi, I'm Mia.
Very nice to meet you.
896
00:51:29,695 --> 00:51:31,784
Uh, nice to meet you too,
I've heard a lot about you.
897
00:51:31,914 --> 00:51:33,264
And I you. [laughs]
898
00:51:34,656 --> 00:51:37,703
I'm so sorry, um, I have--
I just-- I didn't know
899
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:40,140
that Peter was going to
have company, or else--
900
00:51:40,271 --> 00:51:43,230
Um, yeah, I'll just, uh, I will
get out of your guys' way.
901
00:51:43,361 --> 00:51:45,014
Oh, it's totally okay.
902
00:51:45,145 --> 00:51:47,452
Yeah, Mia, stay and hang out.
903
00:51:50,368 --> 00:51:54,459
No, I'm sorry, I can't.
I, uh, I have class at
four so, I should...
904
00:51:55,634 --> 00:51:56,896
[chuckles] Okay,
I'll see you guys later.
905
00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:58,419
I'll get out of your guys--
906
00:51:58,550 --> 00:51:59,768
I'll see you around.
907
00:51:59,899 --> 00:52:00,726
[door opens]
908
00:52:02,684 --> 00:52:04,599
-[door closes]
-[Heloise chuckles]
909
00:52:04,730 --> 00:52:06,732
Yeah, well, can I get
you something to drink?
910
00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:08,386
No, I'm all right.
911
00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:12,955
Mia, uh, looks like your Mawmaw.
912
00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,524
Does she lecture anymore?
913
00:52:16,655 --> 00:52:18,526
No, not for a few years.
914
00:52:19,919 --> 00:52:22,051
She has trouble standing
for long periods of time,
915
00:52:22,878 --> 00:52:25,751
and, you know, keeping
the same train of thought.
916
00:52:29,189 --> 00:52:30,712
It would be so
great to meet her.
917
00:52:33,019 --> 00:52:34,803
-I'm sorry.
-No, no, it's fine.
918
00:52:36,327 --> 00:52:38,067
I think I would like
that very much.
919
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,463
She is more of a handful
than Mia though.
920
00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:47,076
Oh, yeah? Well, um, I can be
a bit of a handful too.
921
00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:50,167
-Oh, yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
922
00:52:50,297 --> 00:52:52,734
Um, several handfuls even.
923
00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:54,867
[gentle music]
924
00:52:56,521 --> 00:52:59,698
-[music stops]
-Oops. Oh, I'm so sorry,
I forgot my keys.
925
00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:01,874
-I don't even know.
-[keys jingling]
926
00:53:02,918 --> 00:53:04,442
I'm-- Okay.
927
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,576
[gentle music]
928
00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:11,536
-[music stops]
-Where you going?
929
00:53:12,798 --> 00:53:13,886
-Your apartment?
-Sure.
930
00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:15,453
Hello, how's it going?
931
00:53:16,236 --> 00:53:16,976
Hey.
932
00:53:17,759 --> 00:53:18,586
Nice to meet you.
933
00:53:20,545 --> 00:53:21,328
You too.
934
00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:25,854
"Hey, Jackson, how are you?"
"Well, I've, I've been better."
935
00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:28,683
"Oh, you want to talk about it?"
"Aw, guys, that would
really mean a lot to me."
936
00:53:28,814 --> 00:53:30,381
[TV playing in background]
937
00:53:36,648 --> 00:53:39,128
[upbeat music]
938
00:54:16,209 --> 00:54:17,732
Oh, what the fuck?
939
00:54:17,863 --> 00:54:19,691
-What's wrong?
-What are you doing?
940
00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:23,347
Peter. Peter, baby.
941
00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:24,826
Calm down.
942
00:54:28,613 --> 00:54:31,833
-What, Heloise?
-I know, I think my cycle's off.
943
00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:35,141
What? Since when
does this happen?
944
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,925
It started when I was 14.
945
00:54:37,056 --> 00:54:38,492
How often?
946
00:54:38,623 --> 00:54:41,190
Usually once a month
for a few days.
947
00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:43,236
Up to six or seven.
948
00:54:45,934 --> 00:54:46,979
This is your period.
949
00:54:48,023 --> 00:54:50,591
It does-- Other
things happen too.
950
00:54:50,722 --> 00:54:53,638
And you didn't think to
fill me in on this one?
951
00:54:53,768 --> 00:54:55,944
Well, I was afraid you'd freak
out, and obviously I was right.
952
00:54:56,075 --> 00:54:57,729
Well, that isn't fair.
953
00:54:57,859 --> 00:54:59,383
What happened to the honesty?
954
00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:02,995
Transparency is important
in a normal relationship.
955
00:55:03,691 --> 00:55:04,431
Normal?
956
00:55:05,998 --> 00:55:07,304
Oh, come on,
you know what I mean.
957
00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:12,961
Listen.
958
00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:15,137
I'm sorry.
959
00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:18,271
Why don't we put on some
coffee and, and just talk--
960
00:55:18,402 --> 00:55:20,012
I can't.
961
00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:23,885
I can't.
962
00:55:27,672 --> 00:55:28,716
I can't do this
963
00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:30,805
right now.
964
00:55:30,936 --> 00:55:31,806
I just.
965
00:55:38,117 --> 00:55:38,900
I should leave.
966
00:55:40,859 --> 00:55:41,860
Maybe that's best.
967
00:55:43,165 --> 00:55:44,428
I'll call you in...
968
00:55:48,127 --> 00:55:49,084
I'll call you.
969
00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:50,695
[gentle music]
970
00:56:02,837 --> 00:56:04,448
[dog barking in the distance]
971
00:56:15,023 --> 00:56:17,025
[voicemail] Hello,
no one is available
972
00:56:17,156 --> 00:56:20,028
to take your call, please
leave a message after the tone.
973
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,994
-[beeping]
-Hi there, it's Peter.
974
00:56:30,865 --> 00:56:33,085
I guess it makes sense
you wouldn't have
recorded a message.
975
00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:35,435
Anyway, I could really
use some advice right now,
976
00:56:35,566 --> 00:56:38,786
please call or text me
back as soon as you can.
977
00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:41,093
I'd really appreciate
if we could meet up and talk.
978
00:56:42,703 --> 00:56:44,270
Oh, sorry I'm late.
979
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,055
Life's slower when you
take the bus everywhere.
980
00:56:47,186 --> 00:56:50,363
Oh, no. No problem, Leshy.
981
00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:53,279
-It's good to see you.
-You as well.
982
00:56:54,498 --> 00:56:57,196
So... tell me
what's on your mind.
983
00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,111
Right.
984
00:57:00,678 --> 00:57:02,680
Well, things have been
going pretty well with--
985
00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:07,032
I'm sorry, uh, last time
I saw you, you were, uh--
986
00:57:07,162 --> 00:57:08,033
Bearded.
987
00:57:08,816 --> 00:57:09,948
Right.
988
00:57:10,078 --> 00:57:11,471
And now you're...
989
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,474
-not.
-Yes, well, you, uh,
990
00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:16,607
you caught me at
that time I'm afraid.
991
00:57:18,043 --> 00:57:20,393
So usually you're--
992
00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:22,613
Oh, most of the time, yes.
993
00:57:23,831 --> 00:57:27,748
Some of us are more
like 60/40, even 50/50.
994
00:57:28,967 --> 00:57:31,796
-It can change over time.
-50/50,
995
00:57:32,884 --> 00:57:34,625
how do you even know
what you are at that point?
996
00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:36,583
Well, it was always easy for me,
997
00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:38,542
but it's something
we all have to face.
998
00:57:40,021 --> 00:57:43,503
Some people find something
familiar in themselves.
999
00:57:44,199 --> 00:57:46,245
Some find it's not so important,
1000
00:57:47,289 --> 00:57:48,769
the best thing we can do
1001
00:57:50,423 --> 00:57:54,166
is surround ourselves with
people who give us consistency.
1002
00:57:56,211 --> 00:57:57,169
Now...
1003
00:57:58,866 --> 00:58:00,259
what was it you
wanted to talk about?
1004
00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:06,744
[TV newscaster] But what is this
demonstration trying to prove?
1005
00:58:06,874 --> 00:58:08,528
[woman Newscaster] Well, they
got a lot of grievances, Richie.
1006
00:58:08,659 --> 00:58:10,138
In some places
they are not even allowed
1007
00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:11,313
-to use the public restrooms.
-[knocking]
1008
00:58:11,444 --> 00:58:13,185
At least 36 individual counties
1009
00:58:13,315 --> 00:58:14,360
-have already passed.
-[TV switches off]
1010
00:58:16,188 --> 00:58:17,058
It's open.
1011
00:58:32,552 --> 00:58:33,597
I brought aspirin
1012
00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:35,599
and chocolate.
1013
00:58:40,342 --> 00:58:41,169
What are you doing?
1014
00:58:42,606 --> 00:58:44,477
-Excuse me?
-Are you doing anything now?
1015
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:46,131
Or later today?
1016
00:58:47,567 --> 00:58:49,482
Maybe, why?
1017
00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:53,965
I just realized there's
something you never done before
1018
00:58:54,095 --> 00:58:56,358
and... I want to teach you.
1019
00:58:59,884 --> 00:59:00,624
I, uh...
1020
00:59:02,321 --> 00:59:04,323
have a couple of ads
to revise for some clients.
1021
00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:05,324
Can you delay it?
1022
00:59:07,805 --> 00:59:09,807
I already canceled
a parent teacher conference.
1023
00:59:12,766 --> 00:59:14,725
Pretty sure of
yourself, aren't you?
1024
00:59:14,855 --> 00:59:17,510
[upbeat music]
1025
00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:23,995
Okay, so the most
important thing
1026
00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:25,997
is you're only going
to use your right leg.
1027
00:59:26,127 --> 00:59:28,913
Other than that, you want to
keep your hands at ten and two.
1028
00:59:30,088 --> 00:59:30,871
Okay.
1029
00:59:32,394 --> 00:59:33,874
Are you sure this is
the best day to do this?
1030
00:59:34,005 --> 00:59:36,616
-Maybe we should wait.
-That's ridiculous,
1031
00:59:36,747 --> 00:59:39,010
-you have waited
long enough, so come on.
-But my friend Jade,
1032
00:59:39,140 --> 00:59:41,621
when she said she tried
to drive, she got pulled
over, and since she didn't
1033
00:59:41,752 --> 00:59:43,667
have ID she got arrested, and
then they couldn't process her
1034
00:59:43,797 --> 00:59:45,494
because there was this--
They didn't have
information or records.
1035
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:46,539
Hey, hey, hey.
1036
00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:48,236
It'll be okay.
1037
00:59:50,108 --> 00:59:51,326
We're just going
around the block.
1038
00:59:52,545 --> 00:59:53,590
Okay?
1039
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,895
[gentle music]
1040
00:59:57,376 --> 01:00:01,728
So, uh, yeah, on the brake,
and put the car in reverse.
1041
01:00:04,296 --> 01:00:05,993
Just easy.
1042
01:00:08,735 --> 01:00:12,304
Just, [laughs] it's sensitive,
just easy on the brake.
1043
01:00:17,396 --> 01:00:18,615
Super.
1044
01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:30,801
[lips smacking]
1045
01:00:36,197 --> 01:00:37,155
Oh.
1046
01:00:38,156 --> 01:00:38,896
[chuckles]
1047
01:00:40,288 --> 01:00:42,551
Is this, this no
good for you, or?
1048
01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:44,771
Yeah, I just think
on days like today
1049
01:00:44,902 --> 01:00:47,078
it's just a little,
just a little harder to get wet.
1050
01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:50,690
Oh.
1051
01:00:52,474 --> 01:00:54,346
I think this body might be...
1052
01:00:57,349 --> 01:00:58,698
post menopausal. [chuckles]
1053
01:01:00,526 --> 01:01:01,266
Right, um.
1054
01:01:03,355 --> 01:01:05,531
All right,
do you want me to, uh,
1055
01:01:07,098 --> 01:01:09,448
-you know, go down there, or?
-No, no, no, no, we can do this.
1056
01:01:10,318 --> 01:01:11,319
-Here.
-Okay.
1057
01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:12,581
-Here.
-Yeah.
1058
01:01:13,582 --> 01:01:14,671
-Just.
-[Peter groaning]
1059
01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:16,716
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1060
01:01:16,847 --> 01:01:19,371
Just, uh, just go slow. Okay.
1061
01:01:21,373 --> 01:01:23,505
[moaning]
1062
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,944
Yeah, just, just like that.
1063
01:01:27,074 --> 01:01:27,858
Okay.
1064
01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:29,511
[moaning]
1065
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:31,470
Yeah.
1066
01:01:32,732 --> 01:01:34,821
[moaning]
1067
01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:39,608
-Oh, God, okay,
careful, careful.
-What? Shit.
1068
01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:41,915
-Honey, you okay?
-Uh, so. Yeah, yeah, uh.
1069
01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:44,178
-Shit, what?
-[huffing] Ooh.
1070
01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:45,614
Oh, sorry, I--
1071
01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:49,401
I don't think
it's going to work tonight.
1072
01:01:50,184 --> 01:01:51,142
I'm so sorry.
1073
01:01:52,970 --> 01:01:54,145
Um.
1074
01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:55,189
That's okay.
1075
01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:00,107
You're sure?
1076
01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:01,021
Of course.
1077
01:02:03,632 --> 01:02:07,201
We'll just, uh,
we'll just try tomorrow night.
1078
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,118
Let's just get some sleep.
1079
01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:12,729
Yeah?
1080
01:02:14,469 --> 01:02:16,080
[gentle music]
1081
01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:23,478
[sighing]
1082
01:02:26,133 --> 01:02:27,047
Sweetie.
1083
01:02:44,673 --> 01:02:45,805
[sighing]
1084
01:02:47,894 --> 01:02:49,548
[upbeat music]
1085
01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:53,944
Jesus.
1086
01:02:54,596 --> 01:02:55,380
What?
1087
01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,776
I'm fine, I just didn't
recognize myself.
1088
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:04,998
-Ew.
-[laughs]
1089
01:03:05,129 --> 01:03:06,130
Gross.
1090
01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:07,827
[upbeat music]
1091
01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:09,568
[distant chattering]
1092
01:03:40,991 --> 01:03:41,948
What?
1093
01:03:44,429 --> 01:03:45,517
[sighing]
1094
01:03:48,389 --> 01:03:49,782
-[laughs] Hi.
-[Heloise] Hey!
1095
01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:52,698
What? No, you don't.
1096
01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:54,308
[both laughing]
1097
01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:55,657
Okay, okay.
1098
01:03:56,354 --> 01:03:58,486
[lighthearted upbeat music]
1099
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:13,937
Is this okay?
1100
01:04:16,069 --> 01:04:17,288
Yeah, just...
1101
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:19,856
[exhaling]
1102
01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:30,040
-What?
-Just... [taking deep breath]
1103
01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:31,084
just give me a second.
1104
01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:34,522
Maybe I could just...
1105
01:04:36,568 --> 01:04:39,005
Okay, I can't, I can't, fuck.
1106
01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:40,702
-Just stop.
-Okay.
1107
01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:44,271
It's not easy.
1108
01:04:47,492 --> 01:04:49,711
You know, I just can't flip
a switch and make myself--
1109
01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:50,930
Okay, Peter.
1110
01:04:51,670 --> 01:04:52,627
Fuck.
1111
01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:54,847
I get it.
1112
01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:58,329
This isn't fair.
1113
01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:02,072
No, no, it really isn't.
1114
01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:11,342
[TV newscaster] There are now
roughly 10,000 changelings
1115
01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:14,214
and changeling advocates
converging on the national mall.
1116
01:05:14,345 --> 01:05:16,042
There are likely
ten's of thousands more
1117
01:05:16,173 --> 01:05:18,001
unable to travel due
to identification.
1118
01:05:18,131 --> 01:05:19,916
I wish I could be
there with them.
1119
01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:21,700
Is this really going
to change anything?
1120
01:05:22,527 --> 01:05:23,963
Their demands seem
pretty reasonable.
1121
01:05:24,094 --> 01:05:26,444
Proper documentation
would be a start.
1122
01:05:26,574 --> 01:05:30,187
Accurate birth certificates,
social security cards,
1123
01:05:30,317 --> 01:05:32,102
-bathrooms.
-[TV newscaster] We spoke
to Leshy Mamuna,
1124
01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:34,713
the head of our local
changeling advocacy coalition,
1125
01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:36,758
for further comment
on the movement.
1126
01:05:36,889 --> 01:05:38,978
[Leshy] What the public at
large does not realize is,
1127
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:40,371
that we've always
been around you.
1128
01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:43,243
We have a legacy
and rich cultural tradition.
1129
01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:46,943
We are the friendly faces
you pass in the street,
1130
01:05:47,073 --> 01:05:49,597
we are your neighbors,
and we hope to be your friends.
1131
01:05:50,685 --> 01:05:53,427
All we ask is for you to see
the beauty and the familiarity
1132
01:05:53,558 --> 01:05:54,820
we see in ourselves.
1133
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:55,995
Hard to argue with that.
1134
01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:58,867
Well, you'd you be surprised.
1135
01:05:59,868 --> 01:06:02,175
Guess now this is as
good as time as any
to introduce you to the folks.
1136
01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:08,877
[knocking]
1137
01:06:09,574 --> 01:06:10,357
[Peter] Just me.
1138
01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:11,793
Hey.
1139
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,755
Peter. Hi, sweetheart.
1140
01:06:16,885 --> 01:06:18,626
Oh. Muah.
1141
01:06:18,757 --> 01:06:20,802
-Pete Pie.
-It's so good to see you.
1142
01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:22,848
-Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
-Hi, sweetie.
1143
01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:24,806
Uh, did she make it yet?
1144
01:06:24,937 --> 01:06:27,722
Yes, yes, finally, I mean,
she's actually washing up.
1145
01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:29,811
I mean, can I just tell you
something? They just had a
1146
01:06:29,942 --> 01:06:32,249
crazy time getting her here
from the airport, you know,
1147
01:06:32,379 --> 01:06:35,513
and that whole escort system,
I mean, it just needs
a complete overhaul.
1148
01:06:35,643 --> 01:06:38,559
[Mawmaw] Anyway, I have four
degrees, I think I can figure
1149
01:06:38,690 --> 01:06:40,257
my way around
a God damn airport.
1150
01:06:40,909 --> 01:06:41,780
Oh.
1151
01:06:42,911 --> 01:06:43,825
Who do we have here?
1152
01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:49,875
Oh, how are you, darling?
1153
01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,181
Oh!
1154
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:55,011
Oh. You still tending
those young minds?
1155
01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:56,664
Yeah, I'm trying to, Mawmaw.
1156
01:06:56,795 --> 01:06:59,319
Uh, Heloise actually
encourage me to apply
1157
01:06:59,450 --> 01:07:01,626
for some PhD programs,
so hopefully
1158
01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:03,845
I will soon know how
the young minds are shaped.
1159
01:07:03,976 --> 01:07:06,587
Oh, you are not. [chuckling]
1160
01:07:06,718 --> 01:07:09,329
-Where?
-Bunch of small places,
a couple big ones.
1161
01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:12,506
UCLA, Berkeley,
Minnesota, Harvard,
1162
01:07:12,637 --> 01:07:14,030
-Yale.
-Oh.
1163
01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:17,033
That's my boy! Oh.
1164
01:07:18,164 --> 01:07:21,341
Get that girl over here
so I can thank her.
1165
01:07:22,734 --> 01:07:25,519
Honey, you need some help
with those dumplings,
1166
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:28,827
-I know you do.
-No, no, actually, you know,
Mom, please sit down.
1167
01:07:28,957 --> 01:07:30,698
[Mawmaw] I mean,
you never put celery in it,
1168
01:07:30,829 --> 01:07:32,222
it's got to have parsley...
1169
01:07:33,484 --> 01:07:34,311
[door opens]
1170
01:07:34,963 --> 01:07:35,877
[door closes]
1171
01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:38,576
Where's your girlfriend, bro?
1172
01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:40,882
Working on it.
1173
01:07:55,245 --> 01:07:56,159
Anything the matter, buddy?
1174
01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:59,292
No, no problems, Dad.
1175
01:07:59,423 --> 01:08:01,512
When's the little miss
making her debut?
1176
01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:03,862
She, uh...
1177
01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:07,083
I think she's running
a little behind getting ready.
1178
01:08:07,213 --> 01:08:08,084
Uh-huh.
1179
01:08:09,041 --> 01:08:10,477
sounds like
somebody else I know.
1180
01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,958
[Mawmaw] Oh, Richard,
you shut the hell up.
1181
01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:27,407
[Heloise] I was getting nervous
1182
01:08:27,538 --> 01:08:28,756
about meeting your parents,
1183
01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:32,630
so I tried to do some
deep breathing exercises,
1184
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,546
some meditation, and I guess
it worked pretty well
1185
01:08:35,676 --> 01:08:38,288
because I fell asleep,
and when I woke up...
1186
01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:42,074
I ruined my dress.
1187
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,164
Well, uh...
1188
01:08:47,601 --> 01:08:50,909
-that's okay.
-My cycle ended three days ago,
I shouldn't look like this.
1189
01:08:51,039 --> 01:08:52,780
It's taking over more and more.
1190
01:08:52,911 --> 01:08:55,914
Uh, maybe, maybe you
can lay down for a bit,
1191
01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:58,351
-we can see if--
-I've been trying to lie
down for the past hour,
1192
01:08:58,482 --> 01:08:59,874
I even took a handful
of melatonin.
1193
01:09:00,005 --> 01:09:01,441
I still can't even
sit still, okay.
1194
01:09:01,572 --> 01:09:03,095
I don't know what's
happening to me!
1195
01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:04,052
Okay.
1196
01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:07,404
Hey.
1197
01:09:08,753 --> 01:09:09,623
It's going to be okay.
1198
01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:13,323
Do you really want me to
go out looking like this?
1199
01:09:14,498 --> 01:09:16,935
We should never have agreed
to this, this was a bad idea.
1200
01:09:17,065 --> 01:09:19,938
No, these kind of things
are bound to happen
from time to time.
1201
01:09:20,068 --> 01:09:21,505
Okay, we knew the risk going in.
1202
01:09:24,029 --> 01:09:26,684
-I didn't mean--
-I really don't think
you do know, Peter.
1203
01:09:27,989 --> 01:09:28,990
What are you saying?
1204
01:09:29,904 --> 01:09:31,341
We're, we're in this together.
1205
01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:33,778
Okay, let's fuck, right now.
1206
01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:34,779
Like this.
1207
01:09:36,650 --> 01:09:39,697
-Hope you don't want to travel.
-We can go on road trips.
1208
01:09:39,827 --> 01:09:41,916
And I guess we're going to be
sitting at home a lot drinking,
1209
01:09:42,047 --> 01:09:43,614
because good luck
sneaking me into a bar.
1210
01:09:43,744 --> 01:09:45,746
-We can go to Leshy's.
-And, uh,
1211
01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:48,184
oh, I won't be able
to co-sign on a house
1212
01:09:48,314 --> 01:09:50,229
or a car or get married.
1213
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,404
Heloise.
1214
01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:53,145
What about kids?
1215
01:09:56,322 --> 01:09:58,672
Yeah, I know you think
about it all the time.
1216
01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:01,632
It's hard to grow a fetus
when your uterus disappears
1217
01:10:01,762 --> 01:10:03,590
-every other day.
-We can try,
1218
01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:06,550
and maybe you'll stay
a woman once...
1219
01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:09,683
-you know, once your body--
-It won't work.
1220
01:10:11,946 --> 01:10:12,860
You don't know that.
1221
01:10:16,299 --> 01:10:17,561
I really do, Peter.
1222
01:10:23,828 --> 01:10:26,222
Look, this is what
my life is like.
1223
01:10:28,572 --> 01:10:30,791
I don't think you know what it
means for it to be yours too.
1224
01:10:30,922 --> 01:10:32,967
[melancholic music]
1225
01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:37,581
Okay.
1226
01:10:39,452 --> 01:10:42,542
Well, I'll call my mom and
we'll reschedule or something.
1227
01:10:44,327 --> 01:10:45,241
Tell her I'm sorry.
1228
01:10:57,775 --> 01:10:58,689
Heloise?
1229
01:11:02,954 --> 01:11:04,129
[heavy breathing]
1230
01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:06,871
I'm sorry.
1231
01:11:07,611 --> 01:11:09,352
-Oh, baby, baby.
-I'm sorry.
1232
01:11:09,482 --> 01:11:11,832
Heloise, what did,
what did, what did you do?
1233
01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:14,052
I just wanted something
that was mine.
1234
01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:16,054
-[crying] I'm so sorry.
-It's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.
1235
01:11:17,664 --> 01:11:20,014
-It's okay, it's okay.
-[sobbing]
1236
01:11:58,096 --> 01:11:59,315
[sighing]
1237
01:12:10,108 --> 01:12:10,891
Heloise?
1238
01:12:11,979 --> 01:12:12,806
Heloise?
1239
01:12:15,287 --> 01:12:16,201
Ells Bells?
1240
01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:21,293
[Peter] Look, I don't know,
okay, she just left.
1241
01:12:21,424 --> 01:12:23,426
But couldn't she be at
the apartment right now?
1242
01:12:23,556 --> 01:12:25,645
No, I told the neighbor to keep
a lookout and she hasn't called.
1243
01:12:25,776 --> 01:12:28,039
-Did you talk to
the support group?
-Leshy hasn't heard anything,
1244
01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:32,130
okay, she left her phone,
her clothes... you know,
she could be lying dead
1245
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:34,132
on a slab in the morgue
and I couldn't even
identify her body.
1246
01:12:34,262 --> 01:12:37,527
Pete, let's just be logical
about this for one second.
1247
01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,268
Now, nine times out of ten,
people who run away like this
1248
01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:41,705
usually go to someone they know.
1249
01:12:42,314 --> 01:12:44,055
Does she have any family?
1250
01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:46,492
Someone she might have fled to?
1251
01:12:46,623 --> 01:12:48,451
[Heloise] ...Corner lot
by Cleveland and Knox,
1252
01:12:48,581 --> 01:12:51,105
my dad still prunes
the roses out front.
1253
01:12:51,236 --> 01:12:52,280
[Peter chuckles]
1254
01:12:53,456 --> 01:12:54,544
[knocking]
1255
01:13:01,507 --> 01:13:02,465
[Peter] Hello.
1256
01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:04,380
I hope this is the right place.
1257
01:13:05,293 --> 01:13:07,687
It's the only corner house
with roses on it, so.
1258
01:13:07,818 --> 01:13:09,167
I realize anyone could
have kept them up.
1259
01:13:09,297 --> 01:13:10,255
How can I help you?
1260
01:13:11,778 --> 01:13:12,866
I'm sorry, is this
the home of the Korrigans?
1261
01:13:15,260 --> 01:13:18,045
My name's Peter Shalen,
uh, I've been seeing
1262
01:13:18,176 --> 01:13:19,307
your daughter, Heloise.
1263
01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:35,149
Didn't take photographs.
1264
01:13:36,803 --> 01:13:39,719
Didn't want us to feel
like we were... different.
1265
01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:43,897
There wasn't really
much of a point, you know.
1266
01:13:44,028 --> 01:13:44,811
Yeah.
1267
01:13:47,248 --> 01:13:48,598
You know, they really
didn't know what the baby
1268
01:13:48,728 --> 01:13:49,686
was going to be.
1269
01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:52,471
The ultrasound said one
thing, then another.
1270
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:56,257
I wonder if they were
shifting in the womb,
1271
01:13:56,388 --> 01:13:57,345
they must have been.
1272
01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:02,046
Her mother...
1273
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:04,831
didn't know what to do with her,
1274
01:14:05,789 --> 01:14:08,139
she wanted a girl so bad,
1275
01:14:08,269 --> 01:14:11,621
she had expectations.
1276
01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:14,624
Nobody really knew anything
about changelings back then.
1277
01:14:16,103 --> 01:14:17,540
She never let her go outside,
1278
01:14:20,020 --> 01:14:23,241
she told people in
the neighborhood that she had
immunodeficiency disorder.
1279
01:14:23,371 --> 01:14:25,678
Yeah, I guess it'd be
a little suspicious having
1280
01:14:25,809 --> 01:14:27,071
a bunch of different
kids around.
1281
01:14:27,201 --> 01:14:29,595
Well, you know, it wasn't
always children,
1282
01:14:29,726 --> 01:14:32,468
in her teens she started
waking up sometimes older
1283
01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:33,469
than her mother.
1284
01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:37,908
And she used that to her
advantage whenever she could.
1285
01:14:39,387 --> 01:14:43,740
She started leaving the house,
sometimes in secret,
1286
01:14:43,870 --> 01:14:45,829
other times a little
more brazenly.
1287
01:14:47,439 --> 01:14:49,876
[chuckles] She, uh,
1288
01:14:50,007 --> 01:14:53,706
she got caught drunk off her
ass one day after she bought
1289
01:14:53,837 --> 01:14:56,361
some vodka, because,
you know, it's really easy
1290
01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:58,798
when you look like a little
old Vietnamese man. [chuckles]
1291
01:15:05,022 --> 01:15:08,329
She got a tattoo when she was
16 and her mom freaked out,
1292
01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:11,637
but it was gone by the next day.
1293
01:15:13,987 --> 01:15:15,075
And so were the bruises.
1294
01:15:18,122 --> 01:15:20,298
Like a year later,
there was a fight.
1295
01:15:23,301 --> 01:15:25,303
It started over
something really trivial.
1296
01:15:26,783 --> 01:15:28,393
You know,
I'd forgotten what it was.
1297
01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:30,656
But Selma,
1298
01:15:31,788 --> 01:15:33,006
she couldn't stop.
1299
01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:37,097
She said that she would beat her
1300
01:15:38,055 --> 01:15:41,362
so bad the bruises would stay.
1301
01:15:44,452 --> 01:15:46,193
Heloise was gone in the morning,
1302
01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:47,630
she didn't say a word.
1303
01:15:49,806 --> 01:15:50,720
Selma...
1304
01:15:53,810 --> 01:15:55,899
it's not that
she was a bad person
1305
01:15:56,029 --> 01:15:57,161
or a bad mother,
1306
01:15:58,597 --> 01:15:59,511
at times she...
1307
01:16:03,950 --> 01:16:08,172
She just didn't know how
to be a mother to Ellie.
1308
01:16:09,739 --> 01:16:10,522
It was...
1309
01:16:12,045 --> 01:16:13,220
so much work.
1310
01:16:14,787 --> 01:16:16,572
That's no excuse
for what she did.
1311
01:16:16,702 --> 01:16:18,791
[chuckles] Maybe.
1312
01:16:19,749 --> 01:16:21,272
I'm sorry, maybe?
1313
01:16:21,402 --> 01:16:23,317
You weren't there, Ellie was...
1314
01:16:25,058 --> 01:16:25,798
hard to handle.
1315
01:16:27,844 --> 01:16:30,629
You know, it's... amazing.
1316
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:33,545
Ellie is so kind
and warm and optimistic
1317
01:16:33,676 --> 01:16:34,807
with what she did to her.
1318
01:16:34,938 --> 01:16:36,374
Selma was a complicated woman.
1319
01:16:36,504 --> 01:16:38,550
Well, Selma can go fuck herself.
1320
01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:40,378
She was protecting
her from the world.
1321
01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:42,685
She was trying to
protect herself.
1322
01:16:44,034 --> 01:16:45,601
Don't give me that,
that's bullshit.
1323
01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:48,691
I know she blames herself.
1324
01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:54,784
she must have processed it
over and over, trying to
rationalize
1325
01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:56,220
why someone
would do that to her.
1326
01:16:57,264 --> 01:16:58,526
And that, to me, is just...
1327
01:16:59,963 --> 01:17:01,007
the greatest evil.
1328
01:17:03,444 --> 01:17:06,273
That someone could make
a little girl feel so guilty...
1329
01:17:08,319 --> 01:17:09,233
just for being.
1330
01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:14,412
Make her feel like she
isn't beautiful, but she is.
1331
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:17,415
Always.
1332
01:17:18,938 --> 01:17:20,200
You just have to look at her.
1333
01:17:22,550 --> 01:17:24,117
You can see it
in the way she moves.
1334
01:17:26,554 --> 01:17:28,687
You know, really look at her,
1335
01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:30,297
and you can see it.
1336
01:17:31,603 --> 01:17:32,473
Clear as day.
1337
01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:37,609
Just like I see it now.
1338
01:17:38,218 --> 01:17:40,481
[upbeat music]
1339
01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:42,745
I see you.
1340
01:17:44,747 --> 01:17:45,530
I do.
1341
01:17:48,402 --> 01:17:49,752
I see you, Heloise.
1342
01:17:54,017 --> 01:17:54,844
Hey.
1343
01:17:57,716 --> 01:17:58,761
Hey there.
1344
01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:04,941
-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry.
1345
01:18:26,179 --> 01:18:28,704
See? He found you after all.
1346
01:18:33,230 --> 01:18:34,318
You two want some dinner?
1347
01:18:35,623 --> 01:18:38,278
That is very kind of you,
Mr. Korrigan,
1348
01:18:38,409 --> 01:18:42,021
but I don't think we'll be
able to stay for too long.
1349
01:18:42,152 --> 01:18:44,371
We have dinner plans.
1350
01:18:44,502 --> 01:18:47,592
-Oh, do you now?
-Yeah, we canceled on
someone recently,
1351
01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:48,636
and...
1352
01:18:50,377 --> 01:18:51,944
I think it's about
time we make it up to them.
1353
01:18:54,164 --> 01:18:55,513
[knocking]
1354
01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:57,907
[Heloise] Peter,
are you sure about this?
1355
01:18:58,908 --> 01:19:01,084
-Of course.
-[Heloise] It's just--
1356
01:19:01,214 --> 01:19:02,520
[knocking]
1357
01:19:04,130 --> 01:19:04,870
Peter.
1358
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:11,877
-And this must be--
-Mom, Dad,
1359
01:19:13,052 --> 01:19:14,097
this is Heloise.
1360
01:19:15,925 --> 01:19:19,493
-It's nice to meet you.
-It's, it's nice to meet you as,
1361
01:19:20,712 --> 01:19:25,499
as well, I, I, I've heard--
we've heard so much about you.
1362
01:19:25,630 --> 01:19:27,632
[Mawmaw] Is that them?
Is she here?
1363
01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,418
Oh, you are here.
1364
01:19:31,549 --> 01:19:35,118
I can't tell you
how excited I am to meet you.
1365
01:19:35,248 --> 01:19:36,684
The way this one
talks about you,
1366
01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:39,426
I'd swear you were
a mythical creature.
1367
01:19:40,253 --> 01:19:41,951
[Mawmaw and Heloise chuckle]
1368
01:19:42,081 --> 01:19:43,430
I guess I could say
the same thing about you, Ma'am.
1369
01:19:43,561 --> 01:19:45,563
Oh. [giggles]
1370
01:19:47,304 --> 01:19:49,610
My name's Mary Lou,
1371
01:19:49,741 --> 01:19:51,961
but, uh, you can call me Mawmaw.
1372
01:19:53,092 --> 01:19:55,747
Now, I hear you write
1373
01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,315
and you illustrate
children's books.
1374
01:19:59,620 --> 01:20:02,536
You must tell me all about that.
1375
01:20:02,667 --> 01:20:05,278
[gentle music]
1376
01:20:25,211 --> 01:20:26,038
Hey.
1377
01:20:27,779 --> 01:20:28,562
Hey there.
1378
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:39,922
Did I...
1379
01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:43,664
did I rip my dress?
1380
01:20:44,448 --> 01:20:45,231
I don't think so.
1381
01:20:48,408 --> 01:20:50,410
-Does it feel tight?
-Yeah.
1382
01:20:52,021 --> 01:20:53,413
Then maybe you
should take it off.
1383
01:20:53,544 --> 01:20:54,501
[chuckles]
1384
01:20:59,289 --> 01:21:00,029
I mean...
1385
01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:03,771
it's okay.
1386
01:21:06,905 --> 01:21:08,080
No, you don't...
1387
01:21:12,476 --> 01:21:13,912
-You don't have to do this--
-Shh.
1388
01:21:22,529 --> 01:21:24,009
Are you sure about this?
1389
01:21:26,577 --> 01:21:27,534
Absolutely.
1390
01:21:28,492 --> 01:21:30,407
[gentle instrumental music]
1391
01:21:32,322 --> 01:21:33,497
Okay. Oh.
1392
01:21:34,193 --> 01:21:36,108
Oh. [laughs]
1393
01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:37,240
Oh!
1394
01:21:46,205 --> 01:21:47,990
[gentle instrumental music]
1395
01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:08,548
[upbeat music]
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