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- No! - No, wait, no!

Get off!

No, no!

Darling, I promised you to change the world together.

Remember?

And soon, you'll see it happen before you.

Ah, don't worry.

I have it under control.

If there's more food like this,

count me in for future missions.

Oh, right. Sure, of course.

Hey, Miao Miao.

Another bottle of wine.

A more expensive one.

Roger.

We're professionals

working with the FBI to spy on a passport forgery ring.

- More important. - Hm.

We've finished so much wine, who's paying the bill?

- Hm? - Hm?

- Check. - Yes.

They asked for the bill.

Look at the nice, quality ass right there.

Look at that bitch.

Hm?

- What did he say? - She's like a grade A cat.

Yeah, quality mink.

Meds!

Mission abort!

Mission abort!

That's enough.

Why did you do that for?

The voice in my head told me to fight, so I did.

Open.

Superintendent, the door's broken.

- And so is the air conditioner. - Hey, Chief.

- No, no, no, please, no. - Go see a dentist.

You're gonna scare him to death.

He's getting old.

You knocked out the last of his real teeth.

We're all Interpol in here.

- Aw, good boy. - It's all watching.

Hey.

And no action.

Yeah, but I busted that deal didn't I?

Come here.

Our rates the past few years.

Here's 100.

This is us.

What do you notice here?

Low.

- Super low. - Wrong!

It's consistent.

If this were to rise, we'd have to keep it up forever!

The police of the world are brothers and sisters.

Like today, we do surveillance.

The FBI does arrests, but then if we did the arrests,

we'd be doing the FBI's work.

So, how would I explain that to our brothers and sisters?

Meds!

Carbamazepine and lithium carbonate

for bipolar disorder and depression.

Uncontrollable instability in these cases

necessitating constant medication.

Look at you, demoted to traffic control.

And then, down to public relations.

And again to the K-9 unit.

And they even...

Shut up.

Are you gonna pay her compensation?

Look, see that?

In here, there's 1,000 years of wisdom.

All for a single purpose.

I would put in the window.

Awaiting death.

It's accepting fate.

To enjoy your later years.

Now, I've got to go speak for you.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, everyone and my wind chasing fans.

Good morning!

- Woo, yeah! - Feng, you're so handsome.

- He's so handsome. - He looks so good!

- I'm here for Master Feng! - I'm right here, Feng.

Today, you're all really lucky to be watching.

Master Feng reaches the very top totally barehanded.

Yeah!

This dummy again.

- Hey. - Hey.

Old rules.

Whoever touches base first wins.

Bro, to be honest,

I haven't played by the rules since kindergarten.

You wanna play dirty?

Nah, nah, no way, no way.

No problem.

I've got the time.

- Fine, you hungry? - Huh?

I'll order delivery.

- Hot pot. Spicy, okay? - Sure and some duck's blood.

You got that, the lightning rod.

No, really, we're on a...

Hey, hey, hello?

Hey!

What an attitude.

What, is he scared of heights?

To the shining image in Interpol,

I hope that everyone here gives their best.

- All right? - Yeah!

Right, lift it higher!

- Higher! - Yeah, more.

To the right. On the right, don't move!

- Just over there, right. - Left side go higher!

I said don't move!

- Just stop! - Go to the right, the right.

Keep quiet down there.

- Listen to me! - This idiot again?

Useless trash.

What a waste.

Don't be so flashy.

Lightning, please!

Lightning! Who do they think they are? Huh?

Blow 'em all down.

Blow wind, blow!

- Hey, stop moving. - I'm not.

But it's moving.

That's impossible.

The lightning rod is steel.

There's nothing to fear except for lightning.

Can't move, legs are numb.

And I need to pee.

Here, just forget it.

You win, okay?

Take this, I'm going. You're going first?

- I win? - My legs.

Woo-hoo!

I win!

Victory!

Zhao Feng, cheater!

- Bye, bye. - How about if you...

come down here and fight me?

Woo-hoo!

My dear friends below, I would like to thank my mother now.

And you, my fans and my friends.

Zhao Feng!

Ya-hoo!

Yeah!

Who was scared, huh?

My camera!

Now that's an entrance.

Go greet our guest.

Oh.

- No! - What were you doing?

He's here for the deal.

I wanted you to pour him a glass of wine,

not try to shoot him.

And now you've lost a finger.

And for what, right?

Here, have a seat.

I've heard that you come and go like a shadow.

I know all about you from Mr. Robinson.

It's good to meet you.

Drink up.

Let's share it.

Drink.

Right.

Ah, it's good.

DM85 and its antidote

and both here inside the case.

And mine?

On the way.

But if you want, I'll go get it now.

Uh, or I can... sit for a while.

Count of five.

They have the case.

Mr. Robinson asked me to come.

What did I say?

On time, on time, on time!

Got it, got it?

Sit!

Did you bring it all?

- Check it first. - Already have.

What's with him?

Who is he?

I'm the second in my family.

Who's he?

Don't talk to me unless you're worthy to.

The boss here will make the rules.

I only trade by my own rules.

I only talk with one person here.

Who do you think you are?

Give me the word and I'll take him out.

Take your grandpa!

My grandfather would murder you.

- You have an attitude! - Darn right,

- I've got an attitude. - I've got all my boys here!

So, look at all the guns I brought.

You know how many men I kill in a day?

You know how many men I eat in a day?

You won't even make it past the door.

And you won't make it off the planet!

- You shut up! - No, you shut up!

My boss said to shut up!

- Put 'em down! - I said now!

- Put 'em down. - Put your guns down.

- Hey! - Put your gun down.

- I said drop the weapon! - Screw you!

A deal, right?

Just exchange the cases.

Right, I'll be the judge.

So, on three, open them up.

Then the deal is done and we all go home.

Hm, hm?

One, two, three.

Too quick.

Try again.

Three, two, one.

Old man Robinson's here.

Robinson.

Robinson!

You know, you know, you know.

- Run. - Hm?

- Run! - Okay.

Open the door.

Go!

- Go! - It's locked, it's locked.

Hey, boys.

Do you like music?

- Huh? - How about a fast track?

♪ Oh, I'm gonna switch hands on 'em ♪

♪ Yeah, aight, aight, aight, aight, aight ♪

♪ You got me feeling like a feeling like a papillon ♪

Cease fire, Cease fire!

♪ Find it, I'll shine like a diamond ♪

♪ Aight, aight, aight, aight, aight, aight, aight ♪

♪ You got me feeling like... ♪

♪ The system is the problem ♪

♪ It made a new me ♪

♪ Kingdom of freedom, now I'm run by me ♪

♪ All they care about is profit ♪

♪ Nah, they don't see me ♪

♪ Hustling with my crew all day faithfully ♪

♪ I'm gonna switch hands on 'em ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

You're not Mr. X.

Give me the formula.

Sorry, we play by the rules.

I won't give it to you. Only to...

Whoever's the boss makes the rules.

This'll be fun.

Take a trip to Budapest

and hand this over to the local Interpol.

What case is this?

So many dead.

Don't ask.

And you won't know.

Then it won't concern you.

So you can't do anything wrong.

Hey, what did you just ask?

- Huh? - Huh?

Want some fish balls?

I'm great, right?

I can do anything.

Feng, open up!

I have something to tell you.

Mom, just a second.

- Hurry up! - Uh, coming.

I was changing.

- Hurry up! - Just a minute.

- Just a minute. - Hurry up.

- Almost done. - I'm coming in.

I'm putting on my pants.

Coming.

Hi.

You sleep naked, no big deal.

There's nothing I haven't seen, boy.

Mom, I'm grown up.

Why's that?

Because I'm growing slowly.

I'm asking about this.

- Last week you were in debt... - Okay.

And today some foreigner sends all this cash.

Huh, where is he?

He left.

If someone's putting you in a corner, arson or murder,

I'll take your place.

- Thank you. - Good luck.

If that's really the case,

- I'll kill you myself first. - Hm.

I won't have you end up like your father,

dead in the streets, okay?

Got that?

Hm.

Hm.

- Huh? - Don't worry.

I won't be a hero.

I won't be bad either.

Do you know what's most important for a man?

Responsibility.

Exactly.

Your dad, when he was still boxing,

used to say that all the time.

After work...

What is that?

It's not mine.

My friend left it here.

Maria?

- What did you say? - Maria.

When did you name her?

Don't abuse her.

You need to consider her feelings.

I'm the one who washes her.

Hygiene is very important.

Mm-hm.

Okay, now don't accept any dirty money, okay?

- Mm-hm. - Remember that.

What if I told you there's a once in a lifetime

opportunity to change your life.

Would you take it?

What if I told you that there's a once in a lifetime

opportunity to change your life.

What you be willing to take it?

My name is Bruce.

We belong to a group of special agents

that deal with terrorists.

My name is Bruce.

Uh, her name is Bruce.

My name's Sexy.

We're part of a group of special agents

that deal with terrorists.

Order of the Phantom Knighthood.

Order of the Phantom Knighthood.

In short, Phantom.

We're an 18th century Freemason branch.

An international, independent special unit.

We believe in the good of this world.

Rather than our own lives.

Rather than our own lives.

- Like... - Yeah, like...

World peace.

Right?

Huh?

A man called Mr. X stole from a secret laboratory

a biological weapon called DM85.

It's an antidote formula.

In order to sell it to a terrorist group

that goes by the name of Iron Fist.

But at yesterday's deal, an idiot person appeared,

- and the two of them... - Ignorant!

Ignorant.

We should say that he's ignorant, not an idiot.

No, ignorant doesn't cover

what you did, idiot.

I don't agree.

Ignorant is more...

Or idiot, idiot's fine.

Neither of these two men were the actual seller or buyer.

All we know is that Mr. X is in Budapest now,

and your face was seen.

You were photographed and documented

that day by Mr. X's stooges.

So, now they believe you are the real buyer.

We hope you can go to Budapest,

continue your role as the buyer, smoke out Mr. X.

We'll handle the rest.

You want me to be Bond, James Bond?

Yes.

Well, first, money, it doesn't matter.

Mm-hm.

And I have to leave my home, see?

Mm-hm.

There are terrorists there.

- It's dangerous. - Mm-hm.

Sorry, no.

If you accept it, you can't retract it.

Charge everything on our card.

Awesome.

Hm?

♪ Duh duh duh ♪

Maria, charge everything on my card.

Ya-hoo!

I'll be in Budapest tomorrow, Shan.

I'll come pick you up.

Name?

My name is Feng, Zhao Feng.

Scanning.

Identity match.

Oh, what are you doing in here?

I couldn't find you out there.

30, 29, 28...

Get up! Move!

- Out of the way! - 27, 26...

An EMP device.

I made it.

It can cut off any circuit within a meter of it.

What's that?

Don't ask, I won't answer.

Get my luggage.

Detective Miao.

- Detective Burky. - Hi.

- So lovely to meet you. - Yes, uh-huh.

- You can call me Burky. - Okay.

- Come on, after them. - For what?

Let's kill them!

Please don't ask me why I'm suddenly here in Budapest.

Agent?

Like double-oh-seven?

I once dreamed I was him.

Calm down.

I really did dream it.

Take the papers and don't wait up.

- Ooh, I'll go with you. - Wait here.

Don't say anything.

- Hm? - I've got some big news.

Oh, dear.

Thanks.

Idiot.

Gentlemen.

All the information we need is right here.

Jesus and his disciples drank from this grail.

Legend has it, it's the secret to eternal youth.

Mr. X wants it in exchange for the DM85.

Ray?

The Holy Grail is in the Flamini mansion.

There are several blocks to the mansion,

divided into three sections.

Besides...

Besides the residential quarters,

and there is also a black money center,

run by the two Flamini brothers.

Terry?

The Flamini mansion blueprint is on your desk.

The Holy Grail is held in the family gallery.

Access is by heat sensitive finger print,

and facial recognition.

So only the family can access it.

There is another way.

And that is a numerical code.

Which again, Flamini changes frequently,

so only the family know it.

Fantastic.

Any suggestions?

Don?

I'll need two days to break the codes.

Terry?

In two days, Flamini's holding

a birthday party for his daughter

at his mansion.

We have the invites in hand.

That's great.

It's great.

The program has been run.

At seven o'clock, they will sing to the birthday girl.

That's our golden hour.

All right, so we all know what we're doing.

This meeting is adjourned.

Uh, and me?

Why don't you leave the Holy Grail to us?

You're just a delivery boy.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

You're not treating me like a real agent,

and a suit, a suit, a suit, a suit.

I got no suit!

I'm one of you, right?

'Cause if not, I'm not helping you out.

A Special Agent should have good instincts.

Did you know you were being followed?

You didn't see that, did you?

She's a celeb on the net, just like you.

Flaming Mountain, Miao Miao.

What?

Hey, take a cab back.

Five?

In .03 seconds it releases 13.7 million volts, really?

- Let's go. - Hey, you're amazing, man.

You even have fans here.

- She's an admirer. - Mm-hm.

We do the same sport.

I like climbing, too.

We're the same!

You do the same sport, huh?

Yeah, the higher the better.

What if it's illegal?

I couldn't ask for more.

It's my forte.

This is where I live.

My workshop's downstairs.

She okay?

- Yeah, she's fine. - Fine?

You hit her with a car.

Don't worry, she won't die.

My new invention, the invincible suit.

- Does it hurt? - No way.

She used to be a doctor, now she's my assistant.

- Say hello, we call her... - V, LV.

- Can I join? - Uh, join what?

- The agents! - Agents?

Uh-huh. They're all agents

of a group that's called Phantom.

So cool, right?

Will you join, too?

Yeah, I'd like to.

That okay?

Sure you can.

This is my rocket dress.

Sherry was in military ops,

but she works with me in research now.

Is it really safe?

Just don't touch the red button.

Huh?

- It's not ready. - What's happening?

- No, I'm not ready. - Oh, she's gonna take off.

- Come on! - We can't stop it!

She's gonna fly!

It's a anti-gravity belt.

If your gravity is off, it lets out a zoom, like that.

It shoots out a wire, stops you from falling.

- So, will it... - I'm jumping!

Huh?

Phones out, I need to search you first.

Ah!

Ow!

Some orange juice?

Are you done, idol?

General Flamini will have a birthday party

for his daughter at his mansion tomorrow.

Our target is this Holy Grail.

This is a map of the place.

- How did you get this, huh? - From the organization.

- Amazing. - And then?

And then, we'll meet up with our leader.

Freshly squeezed orange juice?

- I'll make more. - Okay.

Besides us tomorrow, another group wants this Holy Grail.

A bunch of arrogant losers.

So, we've gotta get to the Holy Grail first

to prove we're better than them.

The plan?

They start at seven, so we'll start at four.

What's the plan?

Before the party begins, we'll go to the mansion.

- And the plan? - Three hours before.

But what's the plan?

How do we get in? Are there codes?

What about guards? How do we get out?

Are you just gonna stroll in

and walk around like you own the place?

It's completely irresponsible to act

without any planning at all. This is so un... like you.

Uh.

So, my idol, what's the plan?

My plan is to listen to all your plans.

- Hey. - Huh?

Chair is his invention.

Freshness without effort.

You seem thirsty.

Have some more.

Sweet, right?

Hm?

The Flamini brothers' mansion.

Besides being home to their family,

there's also a members only club,

and a secret black money center.

So, security is quite strict.

Are you sure they won't recognize us?

With this much makeup, your own mother wouldn't.

Manager.

Besides Flamini,

his family also has the access codes.

Upon entering the mansion, Shan will split off from us

to get the code from Flamini's brother, Thomas.

Bruce, we have visitors.

- Security check. - Here's the performance

program from Miss Amanda's birthday party.

The show will start two hours from now.

Excuse me, where's the restroom?

Over there.

This is where the General greets his guests.

Miss Amanda's party is on the other side.

- A moment please. - Hey, Scarlet!

- Superintendent Burky. - Ah, yes.

Oh, the Chinese band invited by the lady.

Ah.

Huh.

Huh?

Robber.

The Robbers!

The Robbers!

The police!

Get it? You're the robbers and I'm the police.

You're a funny one, aren't you?

Ah, well.

I'll bring them to the dressing room.

Bye, later.

Hey, you dropped something.

No, I didn't.

Sure you did. I saw you drop it.

This isn't mine.

It's yours, see?

Here!

Uh... huh?

Hey, this is Chinese.

How could it be mine?

I can't read it.

There a problem, huh?

Nah, it's hers.

Yeah!

Deputy Director, how many I assist you?

Not me, Mr. Flamini.

It's for my good friend and spiritual leader,

Mr. Wonder.

I'm here for treasure.

The Holy Grail.

Oh.

As you said, it is my treasure,

so that's why it's not for sale.

Oh, I don't intend to pay.

I will, however, promise you a future.

Future?

Way more.

If there's anything else you need,

just use the intercom there.

Hm.

Hey, Shan.

When I ask can you hear me later, switch to channel eight.

Don't say a word.

We have to pass the black money center

to get to the Holy Grail. Activate your trackers.

- Okay. - Your mobile monitors

will track where we are.

Time check, 15 minutes.

Huh?

Every day at four PM,

Thomas is at his private club for an hour.

His favorite is the cute Asian type.

Can you hear me?

I can, uh-huh.

Huh?

Give me your tracker.

Huh? O-okay.

What's your name, sweetie?

Ya Ya.

Ya Ya.

Ya Ya, Ya Ya.

Do Miao and Shaney know about this?

It's been arranged.

Where are you guys going?

Miss Julian's just arrived

and she insists on seeing a pre-show performance.

- Shit. - Yes, shit.

We're all used to it and pay well for the shit.

Hm, I'll show you magic.

Ha! Look!

Uh, uh, oh.

Look!

Why'd they change routes?

Should I tell Miao Miao the real Robbers are here?

No need, I'll tell her later.

- Meet me in storage. - Okay.

Hm?

- That's her. - What is this?

- This is ridiculous. - I'm so sorry.

Hm?

Shan, I'm at the entrance

of the black money center,

but the signal will be lost past this point.

I need that code.

Hm?

What's the passcode to get in the gallery?

6385.

- The code is 6385. - Yeah, hold on.

Let me write it down. Okay.

6385209670245.

702456385096.

- 70245... - Stop.

No phones allowed.

- What? - Keep it there.

6385209670245...

638.

Intruder down in the basement.

Look over the east wing, it's a faster route.

Copy that.

- What's that for? - What are you doing here?

Miss Amanda, did any stranger come in?

- Carl! - Did anyone seen any stranger

- coming in? - No, no!

- Now you hear that. - Now, go, leave.

- Apologies. - And hey, don't tell my dad.

- Okay? - Go!

Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing!

♪ Happy birthday to me ♪

70245.

- 34601. - 638, 638...

- 34601. - 638.

Repeat.

- 34601. - 01.

- Seven, seven. - Okay, report over there.

Okay, 6385, 6385.

- Are you new? - 6385, 6385.

- What's your number? - It's 34601.

I can't hear you.

34601!

- 638. - Get up there.

2069863852.

- Your weight? - 79.

- Height? - 181.

- Shirt size? - 54.

- Your waist? - 32.

- Your collar? - Collar?

- Collar! - Collar?

- Collar. - Collar?

- Collar! - 16.

- Shoe size? - 46.

- Date of birth? - 2096, no, 1992.

November the sixth, wait.

Do you need to know this?

Row three, 12C.

29206345.

4325.

6385.

So, we have a deal?

Chief, are you also part of our future?

Of course he is.

6385209...

677.

804.

Right.

Uh, why are you in there?

And the most dangerous place is the safest place.

- See? - Yeah!

- Yeah. - So, where's the Holy Grail?

Ah, it's over there somewhere.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that guy.

- ♪ Holy ♪ - Hurry up.

- Watch the fingerprints. - ♪ Holy ♪

Catch!

Yeah, no fingerprints.

Hey, what about her?

Oh, right.

Think you can get out of here?

Flaming Mountain Miao Miao.

It's not enough to attack me online,

but now you ruin my plans here?

Hope you have fun in jail.

- Bye. - Master Feng.

Huh?

How dare you?

Someone took the Holy Grail.

They must be here for us.

Kill them all.

One male, one female.

Sending a picture.

I have the photo.

- Do you have a position? - Hey, stop there!

They're in Zone B.

- Let's go! - Hey, stop!

- Come on! - Hey, don't move!

- Stop them! - Get back here!

Gentlemen.

Why do you try to run?

It hurts, ow!

It hurts, why are you hitting me?

This is what happens when you try to betray me

you good-for-nothing, dishonest jerk!

What?

I'm a good-for-nothing, dishonest jerk?

- Right. - Who lied to who first, huh?

How can you call me the dishonest one here?

- You lied to me! - You tricked me first!

- You did! - No, I did not!

How can you say that?

You said you were my fan.

One of us, wanted to join, but you're a cop.

You played me. Do you deny it?

Well, well, fine.

Fine, I did.

But it was just a little lie.

I didn't really play you.

Well, maybe I played you, but just so I could join,

but just a little lie.

And you knew I was playing from the start,

so I didn't really play you.

And if I couldn't play you, how is that playing?

So, you played me into thinking that I played you,

and when you made me think I played you,

that made you the real player!

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about the fact that you fooled me first

and touched my butt!

You're not a real cop.

You're using excessive force!

Really, am I?

Take me to your leader now!

- Huh? - You're under arrest.

I'm a cop.

Not here.

- About time. - Huh?

Get your gun, idiot.

Oh, police!

Over there!

D-d-don't move!

Stay... stay over there.

- You! - Hm?

Oh.

Everyone's here.

You can go now.

She's from Interpol.

Leave this to me.

Hm?

Go.

You're back on duty.

Ow!

Now, let's run!

Let's go!

Run, Master Feng!

Hey!

Come back!

Go!

Come.

- Why is she here? - Tell you later.

- Ah, go! - Let's go!

Get down.

Get in!

See, we got the Grail.

We're better than those other agents of yours...

Take cover!

Whoa!

Every battle needs a theme song.

Uh-uh.

This is the police.

This is the police.

Stop the car right now!

Stop those cars right this moment!

This is 112.

What is your emergency?

Hurry, hurry, I need backup here!

Don't worry, we'll send the nearest policeman.

I am the policeman!

- Who is she? - My boss.

Interpol! Stop the car, stop the car...

- Hey, what? - And go to the station.

You want me to stop the car or go to the station?

Right, how can you go to the station if we're stopped?

To the station!

Warn us before shooting!

But the station's filled with those guys.

Didn't the cops shoot at you in the store room?

Huh, how'd you know?

- Yeah, not just one. - Yeah, two.

- Three. - That's like the whole station.

Yeah, they won't listen to us there.

Yeah, he even shot at you.

- Yeah. - He'll kill everyone.

They'll even shoot you.

We were trying to talk to you.

Why are you shooting?

Accident.

It wasn't you.

It was Iron Fist earlier.

Where do we go now?

Safe house.

There.

Uh, be careful.

Help me.

Hold it.

A jacketed hollow point.

There will still be fragments left inside her.

- How is she? - She's fine.

But she can't move her limbs now or her mouth.

Can she react?

Sure.

When I point to a letter, she'll blink her eyes,

and then I can know what she wants to tell me.

Whoa, really?

- F. - It's not a twitch?

- No way. U.

Hm?

C.

You.

What did she say?

Hm.

Flamini's mansion has been robbed.

Sources say that the suspects opened fire against

the police and are responsible for several casualties.

We'll keep you updated.

Miao Miao, don't worry.

It's fine.

You're internationally wanted now,

but don't think negatively.

Just try to stay calm.

Don't think negatively.

Boss!

Come on.

There's no one here from Veghel.

Veghel shmagel, we're in Budapest.

Look, that's the virus

Iron Fist wants.

At three PM tomorrow, I'll trade the Holy Grail.

We've got the criminal as well as the artifact.

We've solved it.

They aren't professionals.

You're dragging them to their deaths.

But it went smooth this time.

Hm?

- Except... - Bruce said she was

the only one who handled security for us.

If we turn ourselves in, is it too late?

Didn't you say the station's crawling with them?

Besides, we've got guns now.

But only Bruce's voice can open the gun safe.

If we don't go, we're sitting ducks.

If we do, at least there's a chance.

I still don't agree.

And how do you know Mr. X is certain to show up?

Because I have the Holy Grail.

Without it maybe he wouldn't.

Done.

- Oh, Mr. X? - Yes.

Move it!

Come on, move it!

Move, you statics!

They're here, start the car.

Ooh, ow, ow, ow!

- What's your name? - I'm Fred, what's yours?

Playing a little polka.

- Mr. X? - Yes.

Mr. X is dead.

Iron Fist took the case.

They're here. Start the car!

Hey, don't!

Come in, we've got him!

Hey!

Woo!

Hey!

That's it!

Go!

It's turning over!

Put your weight on it!

Go!

Woo-hoo!

Ew.

Yuck!

LV, Shan, track our GPS and setup a roadblock!

- Yeah, okay. - Okay!

Yeah!

- Move! - Go, go!

Move!

Go!

Whoa!

This is not a place to shoot!

The case is down!

Go!

Woo!

Master Feng,

we're at Kay Bridge setting up a roadblock.

Feng, can you hear me?

Shaney!

Shaney!

Woo-hoo!

Shaney!

We have to get Iron Fist.

Oh, what for?

And then what?

To avenge LV, as we should do.

LV doesn't know how to do this stuff.

And neither does he.

You dragged them into this.

Don't you feel ashamed of yourself now?

Yeah, of course.

I was wrong.

I know I was!

But does it matter now?

Can it be changed?

I regret it deeply, so I wanna make it right.

To at least do something!

To make it right?

You were never thinking of that.

You're a very selfish person.

When you climbed buildings,

did you ever think of the people below you?

Or about who would have to save you if you got stuck there?

You ever think of them?

Sure, you made it to the top and you got a few likes,

but what's beyond all that?

Yeah, to you it's nothing.

To everyone else it's nothing.

To me though, I could tell myself no matter how high,

I can take the challenge.

I won't be scared. At least I'll try!

- And you? - Zhao Feng.

Legless Phoenix.

I know that you staged that whole contest

on the lightning rod.

I know that you paid him to lose the competition.

Who will you find?

Who do you think you are?

Who am I? Who are we, huh?

We're nothing, don't you see?

Other than hiding behind a screen arguing with people,

I haven't really done anything in my entire life!

Well, I don't want to... keep being some loser!

I thought you could lead me to change.

Why don't you have some way to...

Enough!

I'm sorry.

I'll leave you alone now.

That's not the answer I want.

DM85 is perfection.

It turns a human body into a plant.

Isn't that amazing?

So, where should we start?

Huh.

That's exactly what I was thinking, darling.

The United States has been the target

of a terrorist attack.

- Tens of thousands... - Cheers!

...of New York City citizens are suspected

to have breathed in a mysterious gas

from unknown origin and vanished.

Up until now,

no organization...

What is this on my face?

Accept your fate.

Hello?

Miao Miao, can we meet up?

Two bombs went off simultaneously,

letting off poisonous gas and tens of thousands...

...of citizens have

mysteriously disappeared.

The White House has announced, in light of the incident,

to shut down...

Shaney, all these years

I bought your inventions back from online.

I hope it'll help you guys.

There's not a lot that I can say out loud,

but with my legs gone, I have nothing,

and now I'm not scared.

But I think I'm no use to you now.

So, if you don't want me around, I'll understand.

Still I'll always encourage you and support you.

Everyone, go for it!

Oh, and Shaney,

your assistants came, too.

Oh and there's a friend

who wants to explain the whole plan.

Back in high school, I did the pole vault.

Cool.

But one time the pole I was using broke.

From then on I was scared of heights.

And that's why I hate you.

'Cause I can't remember how it feels to be at the top.

Does it feel nice?

It feels... well, like you're not at the bottom.

Oh.

I mean, it is important to not be at the bottom, right?

In high school, I would always think

what college would be like,

but then I didn't ever get accepted.

When I started work, I wanted to see up top

where the bosses worked.

But I got fired, so I've always...

I had to look up from below.

It's only when I climb that I'm looked up to.

What'll the sun be like tomorrow?

Together we'll go and come back.

This is new, cool!

We locate Iron Fist's base

and detonate this truck rigged with explosives inside it.

Finally, a plan!

- I can tell you that kid... - Get lost!

If we were to go and tell those miserable beings

that they only have a few more hours to live,

what do you think they would do?

Uh, I don't know, sir.

Exactly.

That's their answer too.

What was that?

What's going on?

No, don't take us!

That's the wrong guy!

- Watch out! - Boss!

Pull!

I'll be right there.

I'm the Chief.

Do you understand me?

Let me go right now or you will all be dead.

My men'll come and...

Come on, look, it's not that high.

Let's jump.

You jump yourself.

Third floor clear.

Shoot!

Hey!

- Are they coming up? - Uh-huh.

- Jump. - No.

Hold on, let me think.

- Now, listen, Feng... - Come on, jump!

I'm telling you there's gotta be another way.

- I know there is! - Do you trust me?

No.

Look into my eyes.

Trust me, it'll be over soon.

No! Slow down, can't we just...

Look, he's fine.

No, no, no, no, hold on. There's gotta be... I've got it.

I've had it.

I hate you!

They're in the red Beetle, send more guys.

Ah, no, no, no!

No, no, please.

How do we stop the next explosion?

No, it's not possible.

The bombs laid across 10 cities,

and will be detonated together in one hour.

No, no, please!

How do we stop it?

The Iron Fist is using the sunlight

to remotely trigger the bombs.

No, oh, no!

No, please!

Slow down!

I can't!

Faster, faster!

What are you honking at doofus?

There's a car chasing us.

- You're in danger! - Who do you think you are

- anyway? - Quickly, quick!

- Scumbag! - Huh?

- You, you... - Sit!

What the heck is this?

Ha!

Hey!

Ah!

Master Feng, I'm almost there.

Whoa.

Shoot.

Let's go.

A bit higher.

Stop him, stop him, stop him!

Die!

Hot tamales.

Seatbelt.

Mine's broken.

Grab on.

What the...?

- Look! - No way!

Just look up.

Don't let me go!

I won't.

Oh, no, are we falling?

I've got you.

Look, Shan's here.

Woo, yeah!

Go.

Hey, Shan, let us down now.

Hey, Shan!

Magnificent, isn't it?

Bombs strategically placed in 10 cities.

The central financial hubs of the world

will detonate at the same time.

All within the next 10 minutes.

What else do you see?

No!

Time.

And your little grade school operation

has cost me a whole chunk of time.

Don't worry, I respect ladies.

So I treat them

the same as men.

- And that's you. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What?

Pain hurts.

Oh.

If one is not awakened, one is not considered human.

I was nothing until I met her.

She taught me how to take care of this earth.

- Liar! You're full of yours... - Shut up!

She's a monster 'cause of you.

He's nothing but a terrorist, right?

And an idiot one at that, right?

- Shut up! - That's why her eye's open.

So sad.

You're nothing but a foolish loser!

Loser!

- So dumb he fooled himself! - And you!

You're nothing but a yes man all your life!

And you talk about life.

The chopper's ready.

Oh, I just changed my mind.

Two cities that were not scheduled on the first wave.

The fate of Budapest and Hong Kong...

- Are you insane? - Will now be changed

by your hand.

Let go, let go!

Let go, let go!

Let me go, let go!

I just detonated the green one.

It's the catalyst.

The red one is the real DM85.

I'll take care of that one on the chopper.

Order for the new world will soon be reestablished

with just good guys and plants.

Can't wait to see you with roots for feet.

Idiot.

- Say it again. - My pleasure.

Idiot!

How are we gonna stop them?

They took the explosives from the truck.

Your EMP device, it can interrupt circuits, right?

Yeah.

Like those in an airborne helicopter?

You want to crash it?

Its range is only one meter though.

But that's suicide.

I got this.

Then I'll race you to it.

Let's show them what we got.

They can't look down on us.

- Right. - If I go down,

you take charge.

If you go down, I will then.

Oh, are you a man or not?

Don't shoot!

Master Feng, hurry!

Go!

- To me! - Hey, Feng!

Catch!

Got it! Get up.

Hey, no entry!

Let's go.

You can't shoot in here.

Stop, hey, don't move!

Behind you!

Let go of her, let her go!

- I said, let her go now! - Careful!

Shan!

Miao!

Go, just leave me!

Go!

Run, go!

Better hurry up.

Ah, don't force me!

Throw it!

Quick!

Back off, back off!

Get her!

Go on!

Get her!

Stop her!

Ah!

Hurry!

Yeah!

No!

Huh?

Loser!

Oh, loser?

Mayday, mayday, mayday.

Put us back! Mayday, mayday, mayday!

We're going down.

We're going down.

Mayday, mayday, mayday!

Yeah!

Mayday, mayday.

Oh, my God!

Bye-bye.

Woo-hoo!

Superintendent, it's been a while,

but I'll be flying back this afternoon.

Uh, Miao Miao, did you know this time you did very well,

but do you realize you've raised the statistics?

And by a lot you realize?

I want you to stay behind.

Come back after a few more days.

I spoke to headquarters and we're gonna count it

in next year's stats.

Good idea, right?

Oh, sorry, but I have another call.

- Miao Miao. - Miao Yan.

Oh, you can speak now?

I could never have believed it,

but Chinese acupuncture is so effective.

Would you like to join Phantom?

I'd love to, but...

Join us.

Imagine being me one day.

Uh, one second.

Hey, Miao Miao, you're back.

Hello!

Sorry, sir, I quit.

But what for?

Hey, you know what?

The civil service salary is both high and stable.

This kinda job is hard to find anywhere else.

My salary's 100 times yours now.

Don't call me again because I've had enough of you.

Go away.

Hey, Miao Miao, Miao Miao!

Hey, Bruce, I'm in.

That's great.

I didn't tell you earlier, in order to pay out

the agents' pension, Phantom is now bankrupt.

So, you will be offering your services on a voluntary basis.

Of course, your generous donations are always welcome.

Remember, all this means Feng's sacrifice was not in vain.

Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull

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