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~ Life is but a good dream ~

EPISODE 6

Chaste Shoulder acupoint

Sister, you can't master Jade Heart.

Hand it over for your own good.

Why haven't you given up?

I want Jade Maiden Heart Manual.

Since this man likes you,

I'll let him marry you.

Still pretending?

See how long you pretend.

Miss Li. You can't do this.

Even if I... you can't do this.

You sure are romantic,

but if you hinder me, I won't let you off.

If you harm Miss Long, I won't let you off.

Come close, I've something to tell you.

A trap's on the stone door, right side.

What are you two saying?

'Divine Serpent Palm'

Sister, my Jade Bees are poisonous. Be careful.

Silly wench, this isn't the end!

Won't you mobilise me?

Over here.

Where are you pointing?

Here?

Who are you? What are you doing...?

I'm mobilising her. Who are you? What are you doing...?

I'm mobilising her.

Miss, are you okay?

I'm late from my errand. I deserve to die.

My Senior trespassed.

I don't blame you.

It was Li Mochou?

Who's this rascal then?

Miss Long, you're young.

Don't practise that Jade Heart.

It will consume your life.

Sister. Teacher is here.

Congratulations, Teacher, on your victory.

You're invincible and never lose.

Even you two are mocking me?

She lost?

So, better luck next time.

Yes. Practice makes perfect.

Your Needles are unbeatable!

When you attack, Xiao Long Nu will die!

Are my Needles so amazing?

Yes.

Then why did I lose?

Well...

You're like your dead father,

just sweet talking me.

In fact, you scorn me.

No, Teacher...

I can't beat Xiao Long Nu,

but I'll beat you to death!

Don't! She didn't mean anything.

Move!

I.....

I have an idea to get that Jade Manual.

Let's hear it.

Using one man didn't succeed, so use many men.

People think Ancient Tomb is mysterious.

They say the tomb has treasures

and beautiful women. Won't men want them?

Shuang'er, don't be afraid.

A disciple brought news that

a royal Mongolian prince

brought troops to Mount Zhongnan.

He seeks to marry Xiao Long Nu of Ancient Tomb.

Everyone, listen well.

Ancient Tomb is Chongyang Palace's neighbour.

Outsiders can't be allowed.

ZhiBing.

Why isn't ZhiBing back yet?

To answer your question,

ZhiBing hasn't been back in 10 days.

I heard he's in love with a beautiful mountain girl.

He wants an ordinary life. That's why he's absent.

I didn't want to worry you. I thought he'd return,

but it seems he decided.

How could that happen?

With enemies arriving, we need all able bodied disciples.

He's really disappointed me.

However, the task of protecting Quanzhen's gate

concerns our sect's safety.

Who's suitable to send there?

I'll go.

You?

Master, I know my kungfu

isn't as good as ZhiBing's,

but I have a genuine desire to remove the devils.

It's rare to see you show loyalty.

Let's do this.

If there's no news of ZhiBing in the next two days,

then you lead the disciples to protect our gate.

Thank you, Leader.

Taoist Qiu!

Ancient Tomb sends you a gift.

Please open it yourself.

Leader.

This...

- Open it. - Yes.

Brother Zhen.

ZhiBing?

You!

Leader, brothers.

What's going on?

I bumped into Li Mochou.

She injured me,

but Miss Long of Ancient Tomb healed me.

So that happened. It's good you're back

or I'd have been tricked again.

Brother Zhen, luckily you're back.

Your return is Quanzhen's good fortune.

The responsibility of guarding the gate is yours.

Guard the gate?

Teacher, I only just recovered.

I don't know the situation.

You should guard it.

This...

You're helping others before thinking of yourself.

Your big heart matches your deeds.

Since ZhiBing suggested it,

guard the gate as discussed.

Thank you, Leader. Thank you, Junior.

Work hard, Senior.

ZhiBing.

I won't worry now you're back safely.

I'm sorry for worrying you.

Just wait and see.

Uncle Guo. Why'd we dress like this?

Yellow River society is under Mongol rule.

I once had ties with the Mongols.

If I'm discovered, it's trouble, so we dressed this way.

You're saying you fought with Mongols in the past?

That was many years ago.

Mongolian soldiers are here!

Let's go.

Uncle Guo, who are those arrogant people?

Ignore them.

We'll fine a place to stay.

We reach Mount Zhongnan tomorrow.

By the way, remember...

You must follow their rules.

Yes.

Let's go.

Guo'er, we'll be there soon.

There soon?

- Are you hot? - Yes.

Guo'er, quickly.

Look. That's Mount Zhongnan where Quanzhen is.

We're finally here.

I'm dead tired.

Uncle Guo. Let me ask, when Quanzhen kungfu

is compared to yours, which is better?

Well, this...

Don't lie

or when I grow up, I'll tell lies.

Guo'er, Quanzhen kungfu is world superior.

I knew it. Your kungfu is better.

You and Aunt Guo must really hate me, so you dumped me.

How could you say that?

That's how it always was.

If you both truly like me, you won't send me here to learn rot

- and lousy kungfu. - You...

You shouldn't have taken me in.

You should've let me die as an orphan on the streets.

Don't talk nonsense!

I won't say anymore.

Guo'er, Quanzhen Priest Qiu is my senior.

You can't disrespect them. Understand?

Okay.

I will respect them.

You pervert!

You messed up. Are you tired of life?!

Uncle Guo. He called you a pervert.

Fellows, I'm not here to cause problems.

Why'd you break the stone?

Blame my lack of control.

You scoundrel, you won't admit it?

Watch my sword!

Brother.

You misunderstood. I came to visit Quanzhen Elder Qiu.

Are you here to see Priest Qiu or marry Miss Long?

You know the real truth.

Don't think we have no other men!

Just wait and see.

Brothers!

You stinky Taoists! Run!

I'll beat you!

Guo'er.

Don't say that again.

Uncle, th-those smelly Taoists...

You kindly let them off, after they insulted you?

I'm so mad.

Yes, calling me a pervert wasn't a random insult.

- Sure. - What's going on?

Aunt Guo warned me not to use bad words.

These Taoists are badmouths.

I can't learn from them.

Uncle Guo, let's...

We're here. Don't be impolite.

They're so nervous, something big must've happened.

Let's go and look.

Why are you rushing me away?

Xiao Cui, it's late.

I just got important gate duty.

I almost made a mistake.

If they discover you, I worked in vain!

When will I see you again?

I'll find you when I leave the mountain.

Okay? Sorry.

Teacher!

Why are you anxious?

At the gate there's a pervert pugilist.

- What do we do? - Yes, what?

It's a good thing.

We can hold him back with the kungfu we learned.

It's a good chance to show our skills.

Assemble the students; we'll use Big Dipper Formation.

Yes, Teacher.

Let's go.

Sister Cui, I can't escort you. I'm leaving.

You're just leaving?

Something major happened. I can't take care of you.

You dare intrude on Mount Zhongnan?!

I'm Guo Jing of Peach Blossom Isle. I came to see a Quanzhen Elder.

I offended you at the gate.

How can you pretend to be him?

Hero Guo commands Wulin respect

but you dress like dirty crooks.

You rotten Taoist. How can you call us dirty crooks?

Guo'er, don't be rude.

Uncle Guo, how can they call us dirty crooks?

I'd learn nothing good from them.

You!

Stinky boy! Did you insult us?

See how great I am.

I...

Big Dipper Formation.

Big Dipper Formation! Kill!

Uncle. I gotta go to the loo.

'18 Subduing Dragon Palms'

'Empty Hands Entering 100 Blades'

Great!

If I learned half Uncle Guo's skills, that'd be...

But that's just a dream.

This man's kungfu is good. What if ZhiJing isn't his match?

This boy was with him. If I catch him...

You!

Don't move.

Students, attack!

Big Dipper 'North Star' position

I offended you.

Stop!

Uncle Guo!

Stop or I'll kill him.

You made a big mistake.

I want to see the Head Taoist.

It's not that easy.

What's that sound? What's going on?

Scoundrel, don't run.

I must check if it's a trap.

Let's go.

Da'erba, you assaulted Leader!

Teacher!

'1000 Kilogram Fall' Teacher!

'1000 Kilogram Fall'

Teacher.

I'm fine.

Greetings, Head Taoist.

You're...

Jing'er?

Jing'er. With you here today,

Quanzhen Sect will be safe.

To be safe, you must beat my stances.

Jing'er. I last saw you 10 years ago. Your kungfu is greater.

And who are you?

Where do you come from?

Tell us your name!

My name is unimportant. Tell us your name!

My name is unimportant.

This is famous Head Taoist Qiu

who guided me.

He can't match you. Nonsense!

Let me test Quanzhen kungfu skills.

Okay.

I'll show you the power of Quanzhen.

See if you create havoc again.

What?

Help me!

Keep quiet.

Why'd you tie me here?

That man with you is formidable.

I can't beat him so I captured you.

You're mistaken.

I don't know him. I came for fun.

I'm just a kid.

I'm harmless. Let me go.

Stop lying. I saw you talking to him.

I won't let you go.

I need to poop.

You're a liar.

No, no, I do need to poop.

I'll do it in my pants

if you don't untie me.

It's coming out!

What if you run away when I untie you?

No. You're a powerful Taoist.

Why fear a kid? Untie me.

I can't hold it in.

It's coming out.

- I can't hold it in. - Okay.

- I can't hold it. - I'll loosen the rope.

I can't hold it in.

I'm warning you.

If you trick me, I won't let you off.

I'm leaving.

Rotten rascal. Stop!

Stop running! Stop there!

So you're a girl.

Okay, I don't hit women. I'm going.

Why'd you turn back?

I never imagined Quanzhen hid a woman.

Such a lousy sect.

I'll capture you for Uncle Guo to see.

Then he won't leave me in rotten Quanzhen.

What are you doing?

Don't come close.

Brother, are you okay?

I'm fine.

You didn't give your name.

I'm well known, with nothing to hide. Name, Guo Jing.

So it's Great Hero Guo Jing,

once betrothed to our Mongol Princess.

No wonder your kungfu is great. I pay you my respects.

What a pity I have business.

I'll duel with you in 10 years.

Fine. I'll see you in 10 years.

Old priest, I'll let you off this time.

I hope you mind your own business

and don't interfere in my concerns.

As long as you don't mess up here.

The one named Huo Dou.

Listen carefully.

I'll settle with you in 10 years.

Brother, let's go.

Let's go.

Where's ZhiJing?

Zhao ZhiJing!

Leader. Zhao ZhiJing!

Leader.

I'm here.

Come here.

What were you doing?

How'd you let Mongols enter?

I was with this scoundrel down the mountain...

What rot are you saying? He...

Head Taoist. We had a misunderstanding outside

but everything's fine now.

It's fine.

Jing'er, I asked ZhiJing to man the gate.

How did those Mongols get in?

You used the Big Dipper to stop Jing'er?

You can't even distinguish friend and foe.

Leader, don't be angry.

I had a reason for doing that.

He broke a carved stone at the gate.

That's why I fought him.

Head Taoist. It's not his fault.

Blame me for breaking the stone and causing a mixup.

In that case, make amends to Jing'er.

- Head Taoist. - So it's Hero Guo.

Hero Guo, forgive me. I rarely go off the mountain.

It's okay, no big deal.

It's better to be safe than sorry.

Zhao ZhiJing, since it's all cleared up,

can you release my little brother?

What? You tied up Jing'er's companion?

You!

Why aren't you letting him go?

This...

Uncle Guo, I'm here.

Guo'er. Pay respects to my Teacher.

I don't want to pay my respects.

These are bad people!

Don't talk nonsense.

It's true, Uncle Guo. Take a look.

Quanzhen even hid a woman.

They're shameless.

This...

What's going on?

- Is she Sister Sun Bu'er's student? - She isn't.

Miss, who are you?

Why are you wearing our robes?

Miss, think carefully.

Who brought you here?

Quanzhen is honourable.

We need to investigate this.

You'll be kicked out

and get severe punishment!

Think carefully about who brought you here.

- It's you! - This...

No, it's him!

Your robes look so nice.

- Leader... - I like this robe.

I can tell this girl is crazy.

No, smelly Taoist. What rot's that? I can tell this girl is crazy.

No, smelly Taoist. What rot's that?

She's normal.

I can prove it.

See this? If she's really crazy,

why'd she pose as a man?

Would a crazy person think of that?

She's clearly normal.

No!

Are you really mad?

- No. - What's going on?

She's normal...

Don't force me!

See. I was right.

Today's chaotic enough.

Why'd you cause a stir too?

Check if she has family.

If not, get her a good coffin.

Yes.

You're incorrigible. You just killed someone.

- See? - I get it.

Brother.

Are we really going back?

We can't leave empty handed.

If I don't see Xiao Long Nu,

I won't give up.

But Quanzhen refused to help. How do we enter the Tomb?

Why not sneak in the back door?

Get our men ordinary clothes, and position them in hiding.

Okay, come with me.

Jing'er. Is this boy your son?

He's odd like his mother.

He isn't my son.

He's Brother Yang's son, Yang Guo.

That's who it is.

Then you're here for...

Come.

I hope you'll take him in.

With your superior skills,

isn't your coming all this way

a waste?

Head Taoist.

It's a long story.

Uncle Guo will leave me here.

I upset a stinky Taoist.

It's bad for me to stay.

Why don't...?

Uncle Guo, I won't listen in. It's nice here.

Can I look around?

- This... - Jing'er.

The Brothers met him.

Nothing will happen. Go now.

Okay. Thank you, Head Taoist.

Guo'er, don't go too far.

Okay.

By the way, those intruders...

who are they?

That was Huo Dou, a Mongol prince.

He's Genghis Khan's nephew.

- Genghis Khan? - Jing'er. Had you met him?

No.

I lost touch with the Mongols 10 years ago.

I never met Great Khan's nephew.

Huo Dou's strong neigong is hard to learn.

True. They have West Tibet kungfu.

Da'erba is his senior Brother.

They trapped us on entering

and injured many disciples.

They evaded the Big Dipper.

If you hadn't come,

I really fear the outcome.

This is strange.

Why'd they make trouble at Chongyang Palace?

This concerns our Founder ChongYang.

Jing'er, I'll show you something.

Come with me.

Teacher.

We made the preparations.

You can go now.

I'll do her soul journey chant.

Yes. Teacher.

Xiao Cui, for all you did for me,

I can only avenge you in my next life.

Xiao Cui.

You had no guts to confess.

You're a bad person.

It's you.

Okay.

Little brother. You nearly scared me to death.

Unless you have superior kungfu,

why would I tell Leader Qiu?

Who taught you kungfu?

Let me test it.

Fight, fight! Fight, fight!

I'll fight you!

Bastard. You spied on private business.

Now this crazy girl went to Hell,

why don't you go with her?

The corpse has risen.

Stop lying.

Let go. It's coming here.

Bastard!

No good! Leader suspects me. If he blabs, I'm a goner!

Bastard, stop running!

Stop running!

Let's go quickly.

These ducks aren't bad.

Not bad.

If you see Quanzhen men, take them down!

Yes.

Why are they talking strangely?

Let's go.

Are you from the mountain peak or foot?

I'm not from either.

I don't know anything.

If you're from the peak, be careful.

They're Mongols in disguise.

They trapped Quanzhen people earlier.

Bastard!

Come out now!

Don't think I can't find you in the straw.

I already saw you.

I know where you're hiding. If you don't come out...

I know...

you're hiding here!

Come out now!

Yang Guo. Aren't you a hero?

Then come out now if you are.

This man is really bad.

Why don't I get the Mongols to catch him?

Come out! If you're a man, quit hiding.

Stay there. Don't move!

I-I'll catch you.

- I'm here. - Stop!

- I don't fear you. - Stop.

I have a letter that woman wrote to you.

Where can you run?

Leader Qiu will kick you out

and punish you!

You bastard! I'll...

Stop there!

Come and get me.

You dare?

What are you doing?

Little bastard!

There's a Quanzhen disciple here.

Come and catch him now.

What tricks are you up to? Who'd dare touch me?

Where's that Quanzhen disciple?

Come out!

Don't move or I'll kill you.

Who are you?

The Jianghu has a code of chivalry.

Don't you know the rules?

You Mongolians...

Great Hero, what are you going to do?

We won't do anything.

We only want the way to Ancient Tomb.