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your friends in a year...

[cork pops] [both shrieking]

I'm back in LA, bitches!

You never know what to expect.

- Girls night, girls night!

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God!

- We didn't know it would get so complicated.

- There were certain things in our marriage

that were also driving me to drink.

- I know you're the person that I wanna be with.

- Audrina's in the car with you?

- I don't think we got much sleep, to be honest with you.

- Ooh! - Audrina!

- I was waiting for the kiss. - Was I supposed to kiss you?

- I mean, I'm good friends with Brody.

I never kissed him, so...

a little jealous.

- She can do whatever she wants, if she wants.

- You don't know anything about our relationship--nothing.

- He's such an [bleep].

- Spencer's saying that I'm not sober.

- What the [bleep]?

♪ ♪

- What kind of friend are you?

- Her old antics are back.

- I guess if I was dating someone,

I probably would've told you.

- Just really have been wanting to be pregnant.

And I feel like I'm getting older.

- I feel like you have something to tell me.

- ♪ Here we go ♪

- These people act like I don't have

a pocket full of receipts on them.

- It's not always about Heidi and Spencer.

- Look how angry you are.

- Because you're [bleep] up, dude!

- ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go ♪

- Before we lost control.

- Get this mother[bleep] camera out of my [bleep] face!

- It started with a new beginning.

- ♪ It's just begun ♪

- ♪ Try to silence me ♪

♪ I'll scream out as loud as I can ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Cover my mouth with your hands ♪

♪ Try to silence me, I'll scream as loud as I can ♪

♪ Shouldn't bite the hand that feeds me ♪

♪ But you're not the man ♪

♪ ♪

- Over the past year,

my life got turned upside down

and it gave me so much clarity.

- ♪ Try to silence me, I'll scream out as loud as I can ♪

- I've been divorced for over a year now.

I just did some really, really good self-reflection.

And there was so many things about myself that I disliked.

Drinking too much and partying.

I looked at myself and just said,

"What are you doing? Like, this is not you.

This is not who you are."

♪ ♪

[sizzling]

- This looks amazing. I love it. What do we got?

- There's al pastor. - [chuckling] Oh, God!

- Chicken. - Okay, nice.

- And a salad. - Awesome.

Thank you, brother. That looks delicious.

You're stuck at home for the better part of the year.

I was able to use that time positively, which was great.

But now I want to see my friends.

I want to, you know, have people over.

I'm ready. I've done enough self-reflection.

I'm ready to get back to real life.

Tequila over here.

Pratt Daddy, I'm sure, will be sucking that down.

I got the keg. Cool.

- ♪ Why you moving like checkers? ♪

♪ This chess, ain't less ♪

♪ Everybody want to be a star these days ♪

♪ When you running out the red carpet phase ♪

- Whoo! Prince of Malibu.

Before COVID happened, life was great.

I mean, we were on such a high, we were making a lot of money,

we were in a great place to have another baby,

and then a lot of things got derailed.

What are you wearing right now? - A cape.

I've got a cape. - Is that a little poncho?

Is that a--wow.

- It's so nice, so good to see you.

- Are you we allowed to do this?

Aren't we supposed to just-- - Oh, my God.

- Yeah!

♪ ♪

- You made it! - Hi.

- What up? - Hi, Brody.

- It's the COVID safe line.

- I just opened the champagne. Do you want some?

- Of course she does. - Thank you.

- Cheers.

- I feel like I only drink champagne with you, Heidi.

You're my champagne partner. I love you. So good to see you.

- Ahh! What's going on?

- I've just kind of been on lockdown

and just kind of isolated a little bit.

- Yeah.

- During the pandemic, I got really sick.

And it literally made me think

about what's important in my life.

And it also forced me to listen to my emotions and feelings

because I've really come to terms with myself

and what I want and how I want to be treated

and what I will and won't put up with.

- ♪ Oh, yeah, we're living it up ♪

♪ It's like night and day ♪

- Whoa, Brandon.

- Brandon. - How are you?

Are you and Spencer wearing the same pants?

- Nice to see--I know, right?

I know, we're wearing the same ol' pants.

- Oh, my gosh. I love it. How are you?

- You look great. - Good.

I really haven't been doing [bleep].

For me, I was just bored and stressed.

Me and my girlfriend are like--

- Oh, you have a girlfriend? - No. I mean, not really.

We're, like, broken up but figuring it out, so--

- Ashley. - Hi.

♪ ♪

- Dude, I'm so crazy. I want the angle.

- Exactly.

- Do you want a glass of champagne?

♪ ♪

- Oh, look at that, standing ovations.

- Oh, oh! - I like it.

Look at all these long hairs.

- He always looks like he just got back from, like,

his own, like, microbrewery. You know what I'm saying?

- I would think moonshine. - I got some moonshine.

- Moonshine. - Yeah.

- The lockdown scared the [bleep] out of me 'cause,