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Honor the game, honor the game.

I don't know.

But if she gets too-

- We got some delicious treats.

Garlic bread, bitch.

Yeah, drink it!

♪ You say you can dance ♪

♪ Why don't you do it ♪

♪ You say you can dance ♪

Pasta, Pasta, Pasta!

♪ Why don't you prove it ♪

Go, go!

♪ The city's alive ♪

♪ The city's alive ♪

- ♪ The city's alive ♪ - Where you guys goin'?

♪ The city's alive ♪

♪ You've been told you gotta take it ♪

♪ You've been told you got ♪

♪ You say you can dance ♪

♪ Why don't you do it ♪

♪ You say you can dance ♪

♪ Why don't you prove it ♪

Go!

♪ The city's alive ♪

♪ The city's alive ♪

- ♪ The city's alive ♪ - Hey, that's crazy.

Okay, okay.

I can't do it, I can't do it.

Feed him poison, let him pass peacefully.

No, I'm not gonna euthanize a rat.

- Okay. - I can't.

Okay, okay. I'm gonna lift it up

and you smash him in the head, okay?

Okay, well which way is he facing?

I can't do it if he's gonna look at me.

August!

Okay, fine!

Fine!

Okay, just count to three.

Okay.

One.

'Kay.

Two.

Okay.

Three!

Three!

Okay, let's just burn this place to the ground.

We're not gonna get our deposit back anyway.

- Please! - Where did it go?

Where did it go?

McCall!

McCall!

Go McCall, go!

Get him, get him!

Yes, queen. Yes!

You did it!

- We did it! - We did it!

- We did it! - Yes, we did!

Yes!

We did it!

♪ Do you see me lying down ♪

McCall!

Oh my god, we should've kept the body for evidence.

For what, the rat detectives?

No, Connie probably would've lowered our rent

if we showed her a dead rat.

Honestly, I would not keep living here if she paid us.

Same.

D'you wanna watch a movie tonight?

Clark still hasn't signed out of his account, so we can.

Where are you going?

I have a work thing.

What?

On a Friday night?

McCall, skip.

I can't.

Skip, quit, don't go.

I'm serious.

McCall, it's Friday.

It might run a little bit late, but I'll text you.

Okay, well we've seriously gotta figure out

where we're gonna live.

Honestly, kinda feelin' downtown.

Okay, you know I can't afford that.

I gotta go get that.

Excuse me, are you ready to live your best life?

Because your best life is ready for you.

It's ready for us.

Did I tell you about that?

About?

Oh.

No.

It sounded funny.

Hey August.

Lacie.

How's the job search?

Oh my gosh, so fantast.

Oh, love it.

Me too.

- I love it. - Yeah.

Just keep going, girl.

It takes forever.

But something will come through, for sure.

Totally.

Yeah.

Ready, mama?

Let's rage.

♪ Let's rage ♪

You're gonna text me after?

Yes, I will definitely try to text you later.

Okay, cool.

Cool.

- Bye, girl. - Bye.

- Okay. - We should grab a bite.

Yeah, definitely.

Oh, we could do that good taco stand on Lamar.

♪ Take some time ♪

That'd be good.

Or do you wanna do like healthy?

Do you think maybe we should just-

- McCall, get in the car.

She's fine.

Mother-

♪ I ♪

♪ Be lookin' for the other side ♪

♪ Need to know ♪

You usually can tell someone's gonna ralph

right before they even can.

So yeah, it's like way less common than you'd think really.

McCall calls it rideshare ESP,

but I just call it being sober.

Hmm.

Oh wait, who's McCall?

My best friend.

Oh my god.

Okay, so we were potluck roommates in college.

This is a crazy story.

I need you to listen.

- Be here for this. - Sure, mm-hmm.

Okay, we're potluck roommates in college.

We find out we're dating the same guy.

He's lying to both of us, this dick.

So we planned this whole night.

We go to this coffee shop.

And we're like screaming at him like throwing things at him.

Everyone's staring.

It's literally the worst night of his life.

Best night of my life, worst night of his life.

- That's crazy. - The worst night.

Oh my god, wait.

I wasn't supposed to tell you that story.

I forgot, okay.

I'm not supposed to tell that story.

Okay, so he ended up getting really sick

in sophomore year of college, had to skip two semesters

and like everyone on campus was like wearing shirts

with his face on it.

Like it was like really, really sad.

It was really bad.

It was really bad.

Like I should not have told you that story.

That's okay.

Yeah, I'm really sorry.

- Forget it. - Don't worry about it.

That's just like college friend stuff.

Yeah, but like we're graduated now.

So it's just like-

- You graduated?

Yes.

- From college? - I just graduated.

- I know. - Oh, you poor thing.

Yes.

Okay, thank you for saying that.

I'm so sorry. That's the worst.

Okay, it is the worst.

Adulting?

It's so dumb.

Everyone's just tryin' to be an adult so quick

- and it makes no sense. - Bingo.

Why's everyone rushing so fast?

To go where?

- What are you gonna do? - Exactly!

Why you gotta buy a house?

Why you gotta have babies with other people?

I don't even get it,

I don't even know what you're working so hard towards.

- No. - Yeah.

Oh, sorry.

It's this one.

Can I just give you a pot take on all this shit,

some good advice for your life?

You need to just square up and have as much fun as you can.

- Yeah. - All right?

These are the things that people aren't gonna tell you

now that you're outta college.

People are gonna treat you like a baby,

like a big huge baby that just can't figure shit out

and that's why you gotta talk to more people like me.

It's a good thing that we had, you know?

A conversation about all this.

You're a good person.

Thanks for the ride.

I appreciate it.

- Thanks for the TED Talk. - Yeah.

♪ Psycho ♪

Hey,

I know you're working.

And this isn't me hitting on you

or like a plot to murder you or whatever.

But I totally remember how it was when I first moved here.

And if you wanna meet some people,

this party is probably gonna be fun.

Oh.

Thanks, but I got plans with McCall.

Okay.

All right.

- Enjoy. - Okay.

Yeah, you too.

Buddy!

Holy lord almighty.

♪ I've been a rebel since Lego my friend ♪

♪ I got it makin' and makin' it spend ♪

♪ Up in the trend ♪

♪ Gimme the bar ♪

♪ Home of the winner ♪

♪ But soon I'll be gone ♪

♪ I don't be puttin' it all on the ground ♪

♪ But they never know what the hell I be on ♪

♪ Get out my way ♪

♪ I need space to get the fake car ♪

♪ Get out my way ♪

3.8?

What?

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Hey.

Garrison said not to park there.

Oh, I'm not parking.

I'm just dropping something off.

I like your

thing and I like how it.

I like

how it.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, sorry.

♪ You're the wind that makes me soar ♪

♪ You're like a typical American motion picture girl ♪

♪ And when you get that feelin' inside ♪

♪ It's like I'm all shook up and I can't help it ♪

♪ No matter how hard I try ♪

♪ You can't fight this feelin' ♪

♪ Understand the meanin' ♪

♪ Oh but you know you need it ♪

♪ And you know the reason why ♪

Oh my god, McCall?

August.

Wow, what are you doing here?

I was just Ubering a guy and he left his phone in my car.

Wait, I thought you had like a work thing.

I do.

I did.

These are work friends.

I was just about to text you.

- You were? - Yeah.

And now I'm here?

Oh my god, that's so funny!

Mickey C!

Yeah!

Beer pong partners!

Okay, yeah.

Only if you're ready to lose, sucker!

Oh, August.

I think he was talking about me and him.

Oh.

Oh okay, yeah.

I'll be back after this game though.

Yeah, I'll hold down the fort.

- Yeah, okay. - Okay.

Awesome.

Oh my god, go play!

- I'm gonna go. - Go!

Okay.

♪ You think you got what you don't have all together ♪

♪ Girl if you want it ♪

♪ All you gotta do is trust in me ♪

♪ Remember ♪

Ow, ow.

♪ 'Cause it's gonna get better ♪

♪ Oh no no, you don't always get what you want ♪

♪ But I got what you need ♪

Oh my god!

Wow. Okay, just messing with you.

I wanna get a drink.

- Oh, a drink. - Okay?

Yeah, no, no, no.

A drink.

- Drinks. - Drink for a drinky girl.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Well I wouldn't drink the punch.

Oh, dude.

Is it spiked?

Yeah, kind of.

I mean sodium metaphosphate.

It's like the worst mineral imbalance ever

unless you don't give a shit.

No, no, no.

I like totally give a shit.

I'm like such a mineral snob.

Eww, minerals.

Who are you with?

McCall, my friend.

Shut up.

McCall's a badass.

Oh, you know her from work.

Yeah, we're actually about to be roommates.

Do you know Lacie?

Yeah.

She and I and McCall, we all got this place.

We're moving in in a couple months.

It's so badass.

It's downtown.

Excuse me, are you ready to live your best life?

Because your best life is ready for you.

We're all moving in in a couple months.

I know Lacie.

She and I and McCall, we got this badass place.

Sorry, hang on.

You okay?

Yeah.

I thought McCall already had a roomy.

Nora the Explorer!

Shit.

When did you get back from Spain?

Wait, no. I need to talk to you.

McCall had a roomy.

♪ Hold ♪

♪ Hold me close ♪

♪ When I know you're ♪

What up, baby girls?

God, you look fine as shit.

Hey, so how 'bout you grab a little drink with daddy?

You want me to cut your dick off?

Look, I don't know if that's something you're into.

Hey, who the hell turned off the lights?

Oh shit, oh shit!

Pool party!

McNelly!

I am so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I tripped, I'm sorry.

You piece of shit, McNelly!

Oh don't act like you haven't been wet before, Gina.

Next person that even puts a pinky

in that goddamn pool is outta there!

August?

- Hey. - Lacie, hi.

Oh my god, you're here.

Oh my god, I am.

Did you like follow us here?

No, I'm just dropping off a friend's phone.

What, does McCall have two phones now?

No, it's my friend Caleb For-ski's.

Oh, Caleb Forsythe.

- I know him. - Okay.

Actually I just saw him.

Want me to give it to him?

Nope, that's okay.

I'm gonna go over there.

- I'm gonna do it really quick. - Do you have to get back

- to driving people around? - No, seriously.

Lacie, not a big deal.

Okay, but I do know him,

so it's totally no problem for me

- to just give him the phone. - Okay, Lacie.

You're not above rideshare protocol.

I'm gonna do it!

Okay, that was a really good talk.

- Okay. - I'll see you later.

Okay.

McCall.

August.

Guys, this is my college friend, August from college.

I need to talk to you.

Oh my god, she wants to chat.

She always wants to chat.

No, this is serious.

I need to talk to you.

This is serious, August.

- C'mon. - Hey!

If you two aren't gonna make out,

let's get some boom cup goin'!

Daddy's in!

Hey Gina, Gina!

Play, come.

Just sit this one out please.

Guys, she does know how to play.

She doesn't get out a lot.

I know how to play.

Put your hand on the table, girl.

All right, now look.

We all know the rules.

Booms only count when they clear the table.

No pickers on assassins,

passes go to your right.

And last, losers shotgun the suicide!

Are we ready?

Let's go!

Woo!

♪ Come in fast ♪

♪ Toot toot the bell ♪

♪ Believe me when I say ♪

♪ We must die ♪

♪ There's a place that's gonna be the best ♪

♪ The darkness in your mind ♪

♪ Seen as we're defeated now ♪

♪ Close your body and mind ♪

♪ Comin' back to you ♪

Yeah, bounce it!

Bounce it!

Assassin, man!

Assassin!

Woo!

Sorry, babe.

Last loser gets shotgun of suicide.

Drink up, last loser!

What the hell is your problem?

Yo, this chick is crazy.

- Yo, what're you doin'? - August!

Drink that, man.

Hey!

It was just a stupid game, Aug!

What is your problem?

Are you ditching me to live with Lacie?

Who told you that?

Nora the Explorer.

Who?

Your new roommate, Nora!

I was gonna tell you.

Oh, really?

You were gonna tell me?

When, after they packed up the U-Haul?

I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.

If you didn't wanna hurt my feelings,

you would've talked to me about it.

Well every single time I tried to bring it up,

you took over the conversation.

No, every time I wanted to talk about it,

you wanted to live somewhere that I can't afford.

Well maybe if you got a real job.

Oh my god, we just moved here, McCall.

It's been a year!

11 months!

Yeah and I'm still your only friend.

McCall.

Look, I can't keep carrying you, August.

Oh, you're carrying me.

We always talked about living here together,

figuring it out.

And then we got here,

you immediately get some dumb bitch marketing job.

Are you mad at me because I got a good job?

No!

I'm mad you didn't talk to me about it.

Am I supposed to consult you

after every grownup decision I make?

You can stay at home and watch Netflix

on your ex-boyfriend's account all you want,

but I am not doing that.

You're not holding me back anymore.

Well sorry, McCall, for being such a burden.

And he's not my boyfriend!

I'm pretty sure he's gay and I told you that.

God!

All right.

Are you kidding?

Who blocked me in?

What's that?

Who blocked me in?

Oh.

No, no, they're just droppin' somethin' off.

♪ I had it on the tip of my tongue ♪

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Stop.

♪ Had me out on the feeling ♪

Hey, hey, hey!

I gotta wake up early.

I got a walnut guy I'm excited to see.

Wait, wait.

What're you saying?

Order's up!

Sorry about that.

I actually switched seats.

Yeah, I see that.

I just didn't want you to be you know, facin' the street.

Babe, you're so great.

Unless you wanna switch back.

This is your favorite spot.

D.

Again, you're so good.

You're gonna love this place.

All right, how are you feeling about frozen-

- No friggin' way.

Lucas.

What are you doing here?

We just got into town.

This is my boyfriend Damien.

Hey man, how are you?

Damien

from McKinley High.

Dude, Lucas K. all day.

Lucas K. all day!

Dude, we played football together.

Panther pride, bro.

Yes.

That's right.

It's good to see you.

You been good?

Wait a minute.

You two are dating?

Yeah.

The coolest guy from my high school

is dating the prettiest girl from college?

Mind blown!

What are you up to, Luke?

You know, workin' here.

You might've heard

my cousin and I's vape company didn't work out.

Serial Vapist?

Serial Vapist?

Aw man, no one told you guys.

Our pods kept exploding.

Are you sure it wasn't the name?

Did Rick tell you to tell me that?

Lucas!

Shoot. Yeah, I gotta get yell those orders real quick.

Wait, do you guys have any plans for tonight?

- We actually have- - Nothin' really.

There's a party

happening at Garrison and Tibs' house tonight.

Everyone's gonna be there, everyone.

They will flip when they see you, Bets.

Oh my god, you guys are still havin' parties at Speedway?

You know we're having parties.

- Lucas! - I'm coming, Marco!

I'm coming!

I'm talking to old friends!

All right, I'm gonna get that order in right now.

Man, tonight just went from here all the way up to here.

Woo!

Damn, dude.

It's insane.

We didn't order anything.

Babe, now that Lucas knows I'm in town,

he's gonna tell everyone

and I've been so bad about catching up.

Can we go?

I made specific plans.

Can we not, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we don't have to go.

Hey.

Dude, Damien.

Dam.

Psst, Damien.

Dude, Damien.

Damien.

Dude, tonight?

It's goin' down.

We're gonna rage, man.

Us three.

♪ I hear your main man callin' ♪

♪ I hear your man ♪

♪ Yeah, he's howlin' at me ♪

♪ I took out the backdoor runnin' ♪

♪ He had his hands there all over me ♪

- ♪ All over me ♪ - Can we at least agree on

how long we're gonna stay?

I told you.

We just need to make an appearance.

Okay, well can we at least agree

on how long an appearance takes?

D, I don't know.

Couple beers.

Ooh, the influencers are here.

No photos.

Please, no photos.

Actually the Met Gala's down the street.

Oh, hers was funnier.

- Oh yeah. - Hey Tibbles.

Goddammit, hello.

Aww, everyone's gonna be so happy to see you.

It's gonna be all affirming and shit.

Oh Bets, do you want me to get those beers?

Guys, yeah.

This is Damien.

He's in with me from New York.

- Hi. - Sweet jacket, man.

Very cool.

Oh, we got a keg in the fridge, by the way, in the kitchen.

Like do you wanna watch jellyfish or just beer?

Does Sky know you're here?

Not yet.

Ooh, I'm excited for the passive aggressiveness.

We just got here.

I don't know, I didn't know how much-

- Bets, I'll see you inside?

Bets?

See you inside.

Yeah, man.

So New York City.

Yup.

Hear it's pretty cool.

New York.

♪ Gotta catch me with the feelins ♪

♪ But too bad I don't have much of those ♪

♪ All I'm 'bout is my pesos ♪

♪ You better have that thing by tomorrow ♪

So why are you in town?

What's goin' on?

Not much, just visiting family.

You know, I've been at school and got Damien.

You're bringing him home?

Yeah, he's like the sweetest guy.

Yeah, you guys would never get along.

What's new with you?

I dropped acid with Matthew McConaughey's cousin at ACL.

Seriously?

Is he an actor?

I think he does improv.

And I'm about to move downtown with some babies from work,

so I think that'll add a year of youth to my life.

Hey guys, this girl's lookin' for a good Segway tour

while she's in town.

- Hey, whoa. - Hey.

Hey rando.

What?

What time did you get in?

I just got in like a day or so ago.

Are you okay?

Yeah, oh no.

I'm getting over something, but then I got FOMO.

So eff my health, right?

- Chica. - Zorro.

Oh my gosh.

Where in sweet Jesus' name have you been?

It's been forever.

Well yeah, I left for New York like two years ago.

Seriously?

I mean wait, I knew that or I thought I knew that.

Oh right, you're like studying to be a teacher.

Advertising.

Advertising, so cool.

And it's goin' well?

Yeah, yeah.

It's goin' really well.

- Badass. - Amaze.

I love those Geico ads, man.

So dope.

Should we get beer pong goin'?

Yes.

- Yes. - Absolutely.

Hey guys, who keeps inviting McNelly to this party?

♪ Hummin' in my mind ♪

♪ I know the song ♪

♪ Hummin' in my mind ♪

♪ I know the song ♪

♪ I've got the hottest song ♪

♪ Like all day long ♪

Shoot.

♪ Gotta look good ♪

Okay.

Jesus.

Damien.

For the love of God,

tell me you are calling from the driveway.

I'm about to propose, I swear.

It's just that Betsy,

She wanted to stop by this party.

What are the odds?

I'm actually funding a party right now

where both the guests of honor are missing.

What the hell are you doing at another party Damien?

Well we didn't mean to come here.

It's just-

- Damien, lemme tell you somethin'.

Granny Bam-Bam is here.

She's 93 years old.

93 years old, Damien.

She's in a wheelchair and spits into a bag.

She made it to the party.

I think you can make it to the party.

Look, look, I promise that we are-

Now you listen to me.

If you're not here in 20 minutes

with a ring on my daughter's finger

and a smile for my wife's Insta story,

I will find you and I will destroy you.

Do you copy, Damien?

I do.

I'm sorry.

I have to go.

- We will be there soon, okay? - No no, not right now.

- Bye-bye. - Don't you hang up.

Lucas?

Dude!

Damien, you came.

It worked!

Lucas, what are you doing in here?

Oh dude, I was just stealin' whiskey from Garrison's room.

Snap, wait.

Did I hear that right?

No, Lucas. You can't.

- You can't. - You're proposing.

Lucas, Lucas.

You can't say anything, okay?

Oh dude, mom's the word.

Secrets all around.

I'm like a master of secrets, you understand?

One time, my cousin hit this guy with his car

and I didn't say anything for like a week.

If you have the eagles, fly 'em to Mordor.

Save me some time.

Lucas!

What did I tell you about my dojo, bro?

Garrison, I'm sorry.

I was just here with my best friend

'cause we needed like a moment.

Oh, oh, oh.

Y'all need a minute?

What, like five or 10?

That's not gonna fuckin' happen!

You understand me?

What's so important that you broke in here?

I can't tell you.

It's okay, Lucas.

I was telling him

that

my dad

has

cancer.

Is that some kinda joke?

Goddamn.

Goddammit, Winnie.

What's up, Lucas?

Hey Xander, how's your mom?

- Yeah, good. - Fucking cancer!

I lost my Winnie to cancer.

I mean he fought like hell

'cause he's not a pussy, you know?

But

goddamn.

You tell your dad to give cancer hell, you understand me?

You tell him about Winnie.

I will.

I definitely will.

Definitely.

We should probably get out there.

Yeah, yeah.

- Go outside. - Yeah.

- Okay. - Nice to meet you.

Hey, hang in there, man.

Hey, stay outta my quarters.

Dude, that was so crazy.

I thought we were like so dead for a second.

Sorry about your dad, man.

Sucks.

If you're losing your dad,

at least you're getting hers closer.

Shh, Lucas.

Come on.

I'm just saying not that bad, dude.

Dude, I mean have you really thought about marriage?

Like really?

Because it's so great.

Wait.

Do you think you guys'll have kids?

Oh my gosh.

Betsy's not already pregnant, is she?

Little bit of chocolate, little bit of vanilla.

I love ice cream.

Lucas, this is important.

You have to keep quiet.

Of course.

Panthers.

I would literally kill for you.

You know what?

I do need help.

Can you get me two beers from the keg?

No, I can get you 1,000 beers.

Time me.

C'mon, Betsy.

Is that blood?

Oh yeah, it is.

Hey, who the hell turned off the lights?

Oh shit, oh shit!

Pool party!

I am so

sorry.

I was just walking.

I'm sorry.

You piece of shit, McNelly.

Oh don't act like you haven't been wet before, Gina.

Hey McNelly!

What'd I say about gettin' in that pool?

Listen to me.

Next person that even puts a pinky

in that goddamn pool is outta there!

Garrison has two dads!

Shut the fuck up, Trevor!

Shit.

No.

Where'd the ring go?

Hey chief, are you deaf or what?

Come here.

Out of my pool.

Hey man.

Look, what did you not understand

about not gettin' in the pool?

I know your dad has cancer.

That has nothin' to do with the water.

No, no, no.

You don't understand.

I dropped something in there.

I don't give a flyin' shit!

I'm a neat freak, man.

You understand?

Please, I need-

- Stay outta the pool.

Stay out.

Fudge, dude.

That was insane.

Garrison was all like, "Hey, stay outta the pool."

And you're all like, "Oh my nuts."

Classic.

I lost it.

Yeah you did, psycho.

No, Lucas.

I lost the ring.

You lost the ring?

Shh!

It's in the pool.

Were you looking for it

when you were swimming a second ago?

Yes.

I looked and I couldn't see anything.

And if I get back in, that guy, he's gonna lose it.

My phone is dead.

I have to call it off.

What? No, no, no.

Dude, you can't.

You can't, dude.

It doesn't have to be perfect.

What if you did it without the ring?

Lucas.

What if I got you some goggles?

That way you could see underwater.

I bet one of the guys in the house has some.

That guy, he's gonna lose it again, Lucas.

Pfft, dude.

Easy.

I'll distract.

I'm kind of like a master of deception.

My cousin and I were tryin' to get-

- Okay. Yes, yes.

You can distract him.

I will go inside, look for goggles,

see if any of the roommates have any.

Just keep it on the DL Lucas, okay?

On the DL, my man.

On the DL like a panther.

Sorry, dude.

Like a panther stalkin' its prey.

Yes.

Tibs!

I haven't seen him since we got here.

Maybe he saw you chatting with you know who.

Whatever, we're friends.

Okay, y'all are not friends.

His phone's off.

It's not a big deal.

It's a big deal.

I really want you guys to meet.

Just meet him next time.

Although, I guess you'll forget to call me.

Sky.

I'm sorry, okay?

I didn't know how much free time I was gonna have

and I didn't wanna tell you I was coming

and then not be able to see you and feel like-

- I'm just bein' a bitch, okay?

Now I know you got a lot goin' on.

Yeah, but like I don't.

You know?

I should've made time to catch up.

I still want to.

Yo, what if we just went somewhere tonight

like one of our old spots?

We could go to Harry's.

We could drink bad whiskey, sing some Shaggy karaoke.

Harry's got shut down like six months ago.

Seriously.

Okay, well then let's go to Scoots.

I'm gonna text Damien I'm getting a ride with you.

We're already here.

I don't wanna waste the night, you know what I mean?

And maybe in an hour, I'll let you take me to the hospital.

'Kay.

Right.

McCall, just sit this one out please.

Guys, she doesn't know how to play.

She doesn't get out that much.

I know how to play.

Put your hand on the table, girl.

Gina, have you seen Damien?

Who?

Handsome guy, square jaw, broad shoulders.

Is he your boyfriend, Lucas?

Gina.

I'd be so lucky.

Paul.

D-man, great news.

Tibs said that the person that's most likely

to have goggles in his room is Garrison.

- Oh, shit. - Shoot.

That's exactly what I was gonna say.

Hey, I'm thinkin' we maybe need a game plan.

We can go into the window.

We could put on disguises.

Okay, just watch the door while I go in.

Simple, nice.

I like that about you, man.

You're always being simple

and executing things the way they should be.

If anybody comes, just bang on the wall

and I'll hide, okay?

Got it, got it.

Maybe I should fake a phone call.

Hey, who should I call?

Hey.

Shit, I'm sorry.

- I was just grabbing some- - I don't even care, man.

Honestly, I'm not in here either.

All right, right on.

Do you want any of this?

No, I'm okay.

Thank you.

Hey, are you looking for anything?

- Goggles. - Goggles.

- Okay, you know what? - Have you seen any?

I'm sorry, no goggles.

See you later.

I love these phone calls we have.

Hey, did you find 'em yet?

No, keep watching.

Dude, what was Caleb doing in here?

Hey, I'm gonna help you look.

Honestly, dude.

I keep goin' back to this whole no ring idea.

My cousin proposed to his girlfriend

with one of those plastic rings

you get outta the bubble at Cicis.

Super romantic.

Full disclosure though: she did say no.

That's 'cause he has a legit micro peen.

Have you picked out your groomsmen yet?

Dude, that's always a tricky decision.

Family's important but so is high school.

Lucas!

This is the biggest night of my life

and all I can do is think about not ruining it for Betsy

and you won't shut the hell up.

Do you seriously think that we are friends at all?

We weren't even friends in high school.

I cannot fathom that you are this unaware.

I was just tryin' to help.

You are not helping.

You are making it worse.

Sorry, man.

I'll leave you alone.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

♪ One, two, three ♪

Hey asshole!

If you get in that pool again, I'm gonna drown you in it.

- Do it! - Shut the fuck up, Trevor!

Okay I really can't explain it right now,

but I need to get back in one more time.

Did you go into my room again?

I brought these, okay?

Give me those goggles.

I just need 'em for a second!

You're bein' so weird!

No no, I need need 'em!

Pool fight!

Drown his ass, Garrison!

This guy is scrappy.

But Garrison, he's so buoyant.

Damien.

What the hell are you doing?

Betsy, I'm sorry.

What are you doing?

No.

I had to.

It's been a night.

I know this looks really weird.

My contact, man.

That's a rookie-ass move.

God.

What?

What are you wearing?

It's nothing.

What is happening?

Does this mean we can swim now?

Trevor!

Goddammit!

D, what's going on?

I just wanted it to be perfect.

What?

I had the ring and then I lost the ring.

I lost the ring.

I don't know what happened.

It just got screwed up and I.

♪ By yourself ♪

This is not how I planned this.

But I love you

and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.

Katherine Betsy Keller,

will you marry me?

Wait, wait!

Wait!

Eddie puked on my shoe, man.

Yeah, but I don't think he meant to.

Okay, look.

There's two things we can do.

We could stay here, use all the rest of the drink tickets

or we can just go to Tibs' party right now.

- I'm goin' Tibs' party. - Yes, you are.

Let's go.

I'm not gonna play the old guy tonight.

You're not the old guy, come on.

Guys, I told Emily I'd be in bed by 11 tonight so I'm out.

11.

11.

Why do you have a bedtime, dude?

We're goin' to the farmer's market

bright and early tomorrow.

I got a walnut guy I'm excited to see.

Listen to the words that are coming outta your mouth.

What did you say?

I said I have a walnut guy I'm excited to see.

Here, take these drink tickets.

Knock back a few for me.

It's walnut season!

You're broken.

This is your problem.

Walnut season?

It's what they don't prepare you for in band colleges.

Break up?

No, the walnut guy.

Oh yeah.

No, he's a goner.

Who has a walnut guy?

What do you mean break up?

Well.

Sorry.

One thing that we do need to talk about.

I can't play for like six more months.

- But listen, listen, listen. - What?

We're buyin' a house, Kristen and I, for our new baby.

Oh, you're buying a house.

And we're havin' a baby.

Did you not hear that part?

How can you even afford to buy a house?

Man, Kristen has a really good job, all right?

She works pretty hard.

I don't like your attitude on that.

But we're gonna be fine.

It's a break for me.

Shit.

Jackson.

Yeah, all right.

All right.

Gimme your drink tickets.

What're you doin'?

All right, well see? That makes sense.

If you'd said it a little faster, here you go.

Have fun.

Love you.

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Get out my way ♪

♪ I need space to get the fake car ♪

♪ Get out my way ♪

Hey, I know you're working

and this isn't me hitting on you

or like a plot to murder you or whatever.

But I totally remember how it was when I first moved here.

And if you wanna meet some people,

this party is probably gonna be fun.

Oh.

Thanks, but I got plans with McCall.

Okay.

- Alright, enjoy. - Okay.

Yeah, you too.

Buddy!

Holy Lord almighty.

- Good god. - Oh, finally.

I didn't even know we were doing a party tonight

and now it's really happened.

It's a huge coincidence, I know.

Oh my god, did you get my texts by the way?

No. What?

Oh good, good, good.

Okay, you're not gonna get who's here actually.

I'm literally not gonna guess.

Betsy.

- Mm-hmm. - Betsy.

Yeah, you remember?

- Yeah, I do. - Yeah.

She just walked in with her new slam piece, Damien.

Oh, great.

Who I almost hit in the face

like really, really fuckin' hard,

but then he just had these kind eyes.

- Kind eyes, huh? - And I didn't.

I just didn't do it.

You're not gonna turn this into a thing, right?

You're gonna turn into a thing.

I'm gonna burn your house down in an act of passion.

My house.

Okay, so that's the nice it could be.

Your house is fucked.

Okay. No, that's a great idea.

It's only my house.

Dude, hey seriously.

Cannot do the Betsy and drama thing tonight, okay?

Garrison's already-

- Did you get that from Garrison's room?

No.

Yes, you did.

Yes, you did.

And also Betsy and I are friends.

But you're not friends.

Caleb.

- Oh, Lacie. - Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

I'm good, how are you?

I'm good.

Great.

How was your show?

It was great.

It was amazing.

That's amazing.

I'm sorry I wasn't there.

I was gonna come and I've been busy.

Yeah, that's all right.

It was sold out anyway.

So just come to the next one.

I will come to the next one.

- It'll be great to see you. - Okay, lemme know.

- For sure. - Okay.

- All right. - All right.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

You, what the fuck?

- My god. - Come over here.

- Dude, I'm so sorry. - Where were you?

Literally got caught up after the show.

You left me.

- One of those better be mine. - Of course.

- Gimme this. - All right.

I'll definitely make the next one.

This doesn't make up for it.

♪ A little while beginning ♪

To be like a teacher, huh?

- Advertising. - Advertising.

So cool.

♪ Oh my ♪

♪ Oh my ♪

♪ So ♪

Hey guys, who keeps inviting McNelly to this party?

Hey, look who's here.

- Hey. - Hi.

Oh my god, what are you doing here?

Just buyin' out property.

Lotta Yankees wanna move here.

That's so cool.

You should tell us who that way I can stop them.

No more Yankees.

For real though, like what's up?

What're you doin' here?

You know, family stuff.

Oh.

Do you wanna go smoke a cigarette with me out front?

I quit actually.

I did too.

No, like I really quit.

Really did too.

You can smoke.

I'll join you.

- Thank you. - 'Kay.

♪ Oh my ♪

Can't believe she didn't call.

I have cigarettes right here.

Damn, I was just about to leave.

I was gonna miss out on that.

Oh my god.

I can't believe those are still there.

Dude, strangers just fill this thing up now.

It's crazy.

It's like a little free library for nicotine addicts.

Not that I'm addicted, so don't-

- No, of course not.

All right, so what is the occasion?

C'mon, why are you here?

Nothin' special, just family stuff.

Mm-hmm.

Been showin' around.

Did you know that I'm dating someone?

Yeah, I think I heard that.

Yeah, just been showin' him around.

What about you?

What's new?

It's the same old, same old, you know?

Little part-time at Buzzmill, some new music.

Oh, yes.

God, congratulations on the album.

Thank you.

I meant to send you a little note.

Very kind of you to listen to that.

- Appreciate that. - Yeah, of course.

Well it seems like it's all goin' really well for you guys.

Yeah, it does seem like that.

You guys playin' the quinceanera circuit?

That would maybe be an upgrade.

Oh no.

No, it's all right.

It's just kinda fizzling, you know?

Why do you think that?

There were like 20 people at the show tonight, you know?

Eddie and Jackson have other shit

going on for them.

It's basically everything that you predicted.

I shouldn't have said that stuff.

No, it's all right.

You were right about like makin' plans.

It's just things aren't cool like they used to be.

If they were, you know?

Like when you're young, you're doin' what you love.

You know, being irresponsible feels really cool

and everybody just cheers you on.

Then you hit this point where it's like

is this still happening, you know?

Am I still doing this?

You know, what other option do I have?

And that's how I found Scientology, so join us.

Okay.

I get it.

That's the same with anything.

You know, like I'm going to school

to get this degree that I think I want

and I'm taking on a shit ton of debt.

I don't know.

Like I don't know if I'm gonna be glad I did it

or if it was the right decision.

You think it was the right decision?

Yeah.

Yeah, for now.

This is so bizarre.

This is super weird.

Like you being here,

like this whole like life conversation thing,

it's like a dream that I've been having.

Really?

Like an actual dream that I'm having all the time.

I'm this big room, all these versions of me

and there's a me with a baby and like a wife

who's very cool obviously.

And there's a me that's kinda traveled the world.

And we end up getting into this massive debate

about which one of us is the happiest in life.

That's it.

Okay, who wins the debate?

I never stay in it long enough.

I don't know.

All right, well then who would you guess is the happiest?

Oh god, right now?

I don't know.

Is there a version of this reality

where we get some of Garrison's whiskey?

That's the winner, huh?

Is it?

- Yeah. - Yes.

And this is gross.

I am quitting.

Do you have plans tomorrow?

Oh, my dad made brunch reservations.

Oh yeah, Rick does not fuck around with brunch.

- Sky. - Hey.

Wanna steal some whiskey with us?

No, actually I was trying to find you.

Boom cup is starting and you know, I'm self-medicating

so you should try.

Yes, yes.

And I want you to meet Damien.

Yeah.

Bring some out for me, pretty please?

Come on, it's 10 minutes

and I'm already your bitch?

Aww, but you're so good at it.

Right.

Jeez.

♪ Know is fresh squeeze baby ♪

Okay.

Damien.

Just bang on the wall and I'll hide, okay?

Got it, got it.

Maybe I should fake a phone call.

Hey, who should I call?

Oh, I'm sorry.

- I was just- - I don't even care, man.

Honestly, I'm not in here either.

Right on, man.

Do you want any of this?

No, I'm okay.

Thank you.

Are you looking for anything?

- Goggles. - Googles.

- Have you seen any? - Nope, sorry.

No goggles.

See you later.

I love these phone calls we have.

Damien.

Hey, did you find 'em yet?

No, keep watching.

Dude, what was Caleb doing in here?

Hey.

♪ They said how come the sun is shinin' on ♪

She did say no.

That's 'cause he has a legit micro peen.

Have you picked out groomsmen yet?

Dude, that's always a tricky decision.

Family's important but so is high school.

My god, look at this thing.

It's so heavy.

All right.

I don't need this.

- Oh. - Oh my god.

- Hey. - God, you scared me.

What're you doing?

I couldn't find any whiskey in Garrison's-

- This chick just went frickin' nuts in boom cup.

Look at me.

Oh my god.

- All right. - Freaky, huh?

Yeah, okay.

Here, I'll get you a shirt of Tibs'.

Thank you.

- That'll be great. - He's got some stuff

that won't fit you at all.

So you playing a lotta boom cup these days.

That's kind of unlike you.

No, obviously I'm not.

Sorry.

Just supporting Sky.

Friend's duties.

Just supporting boom cup.

That's kind of weirder.

Really?

Oh, "Free the nip".

- Cute. - Yeah.

Classic slogan, mm-hmm.

- It's beautiful. - Yeah.

I should put this in the dryer.

- Betsy. - Hmm?

It's been really, really good seeing you again.

Yeah, it's good to see you too.

I've been thinking a lot about when we first moved here.

Caleb, that was a long time ago.

I know, I know, I know.

It's just

you know the happiest version of me.

I'm sorry.

Caleb, uh-uh.

- Fuck. - Hey, hey.

- Come here, come here. - No, no.

Nuh-uh, Caleb.

I'm not going down this little road with you again.

You don't get to decide that.

I'm sorry.

I thought this is what you wanted.

You what?

Caleb, you don't know me anymore.

Why the hell do you think that you know what I want anymore?

Then tell me.

God, tell me anything.

Like tell me why you're actually here.

Why did you actually fucking move in the first place?

♪ I'll be holding you ♪

What?

♪ In the mornin' light ♪

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

The fuck?

Hey, hey, no.

No no no, hey.

♪ I've been gone all along is that I've seen ♪

♪ From Austin to LA ♪

♪ And everywhere between ♪

Uber.

Caleb?

Sorry.

Is that my phone?

Can I have my phone?

Yeah.

Can I have a ride too?

- I'm sorry. - Oh my god.

I know, I'm sorry.

Get in.

Okay, thank you.

Hey.

I got your text.

What are you doing?

What happened?

Why did I move across the country, Sky?

What do you mean?

I don't know why.

I never know why about anything.

Okay, I think you're havin' a little freak out.

I know how pitiful this sounds,

but you guys have all moved on without me.

That is not true.

I mean it sucked without you here.

I went to Tuesday karaoke alone multiple times.

I got kicked out once.

That's new, right?

But look how good I'm doin' now, right?

I mean Bets, no one was gonna hold you back

from somethin' you wanted.

Yeah, but how do you know that's what I wanted?

I don't know, I guess I just believe in you.

Caleb kissed me.

Does he know about Damien?

Mm-hmm.

Asshole.

No.

He is an asshole,

but

I let him.

God, Damien he's so great, you know?

And I feel like such a bitch sometimes

because I can't exactly get-

- Can I have?

Can I have that?

Thank you.

Now go on, I'm just existing over here.

Like he would come over just to check my air filters.

He will change my air filters.

Who does that?

Shit, now I need to change mine.

- What? - No, sorry. No.

Okay, just 'cause he's perfect.

I mean doesn't mean.

No, I know, I know.

I don't know, I could quit school.

I could move back here.

We could start our boozy-snow cone stand

and just like no plans.

What?

No, nothing.

I don't know.

You've always been a bit bigger than that, Bets.

Like when I met you,

you had bigger dreams and bigger plans, you know?

That's why I wanted to be your friend, you know?

I always knew that you would leave.

You had to.

Right?

I mean don't let all of the whiskey

and the nostalgia derail your dreams, right?

Yeah, it's just how worth it can it be without you guys?

Fight!

Did you ever find Damien?

This is just like senior year!

It's exactly like it.

Like I don't get it.

She wanted to live with this girl Jenna

and I told her that Jenna's bad news.

And then guess what happens six months later,

Jenna gets arrested for selling fake IDs.

It doesn't make sense!

Like she could've waited.

We could've figured something out.

She just keeps wanting to live with these bitches.

- Like I don't get it! - Hey.

Can I just drive your car

if you're gonna keep complaining about your friends?

I don't mind doing it, but can we just get the fuck out?

What?

Can we go?

Can we please leave?

Are you kidding me?

Get out of my car.

This is a lot.

I cannot deal with that.

- Get outta my car. - Okay, I'm sorry.

Look, I've had a really, really bad night.

Okay, well what happened to you?

Nothing.

Don't say nothing.

Don't be a little bitch about it.

If you're gonna say something happened, then say-

- Look, it's a girl, all right?

It's a girl.

- Okay. - It's just a girl.

Why didn't you say that in the beginning?

'Cause it's lame.

It's like she's the only girl that I've ever loved, ever.

And I botched it like years ago and then I stalled

and then she moved away.

The dream just never landed.

I mean even if my music stuff had worked out,

it's like I probably still would've fucked it up

'cause I'm probably just be alone.

Well did you like tell her all of it?

Mm-hmm.

Did you tell her?

- Yeah. - You talked to her?

Yes, I talked to her.

She was there tonight

and we reconnected for like a second and then she just-

- She didn't feel the same.

No, she does feel the same and

she won't let herself believe it.

That sucks.

Yeah, it sucks.

So like do you think I complained too much?

Like is that why McCall doesn't wanna live with me?

What?

Like she's like my best friend

and she doesn't wanna live with me.

I mean look, if she's really your best friend,

you don't have to force it so much.

You just gotta like let make her own decisions, you know?

And hope that they include you.

And if they don't,

that's okay too.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Shit.

Where are you going?

I have to do something.

This is not how I planned this.

But I love you

and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.

Katherine Betsy Keller,

will you marry me?

Shit.

Wait, wait!

Wait!

Excuse me.

Hello?

I think I found what you were looking for

earlier.

Yo, what'd he give him?

He gave him a condom for sure.

That's a wingman right there.

Dude, thank you.

- Dude, thank you. - Congratulations.

Oh my god, thank you so much.

Thank you.

Bets.

Hey, you little rat!

You drank my whiskey!

It was me, Garrison.

Don't punish him, punish me!

Lucas, you little piece of shit!

Hey bud, you wanna be a little nicer to the guests?

Dude, I don't think you understand.

They're goin' through my personal stuff.

These guys are not respectin' my space.

I feel violated.

I told you to buy a lock though for the door.

I bought a lock, man.

But I haven't had time to put it on.

I'm busy.

If you don't put a lock on a door, it can't help.

Are they goin' through your stuff?

A little.

You're not listenin'.

It's not that I'm not listening, buddy.

Oh god.

- Bets? - Mm-hmm.

Will you marry me?

Yeah.

Yes.

She said yes!

Yes, yes!

McCall?

Oh my god, are you okay?

I'm good.

Dude, what happened?

Come here.

Come here.

Lemme help you up.

No, I'm comfortable here.

No, you're not.

Come here.

- Okay. - Okay.

Put your arm here.

Okay, get up.

C'mon, you got it. You got it.

Okay, that's good.

Okay.

Oh my god

I'm really sorry.

No, it's okay.

I didn't tell you about downtown.

It's okay.

It was my fault too, you're good.

But we so killed that rat.

Yeah, we really did.

Okay, hang on.

- Hey. - Hi.

Sorry, this looks so bad.

- I'm not an asshole. - Oh, Lacie.

I just needed the car.

I didn't think she'd make it to the car.

No no no, you're good.

It happens, you're good.

- C'mon. - Hi.

I'm just gonna take her home.

That's okay, my car's right here so I got it.

Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah.

- Come. - Okay.

Hi baby.

Hi.

Oh my god, you're wasted.

Uh-huh.

Aww.

Hey actually, why don't you get her?

You can take her home.

Are you sure?

No, yeah.

She came with you.

Yeah, I think she should go home with you.

Okay, yeah.

- Cool. - Yeah.

You can get her for the night.

Thanks.

Wish me luck.

Okay.

I love you guys.

- Oh my god, okay. - Okay.

Please don't puke in my car.

So she throws up ibuprofen.

So if you have Aleve, that's lot better.

And maybe some Gatorade for the vitamins, only red.

Don't go off-brand, she can tell.

She's insane.

Okay.

I mean it, she's insane.

Yeah.

But thank you.

Yeah, dude.

Cool.

What are you doin' tomorrow?

I don't know, sorta like firming up the schedge,

but I'll probably see you.

Yeah, cool.

Okay, cool.

All right.

Well drive safe.

Okay.

- Night. - Have fun.

- She's a psychopath. - Bye.

Call me if she needs anything.

Oh my god, are you stalking me?

Oh my god, you're stalking me.

It seems like you're stalking me.

Okay, I would be the victim in this situation.

That's true.

Come on, can you gimme a ride outta here in this bad boy?

Ask nicely.

Please gimme a ride away from this.

Okay.

Thank you.

See, you're bein' a lifesaver here.

Thank you so much.

No, thank you.

You're the one paying surge pricing

'cause I don't get free rides, bitch.

I don't give free rides, bitch!

Sorry.

What?

All right, so what's your plan?

I don't have one.

Okay, that's good.

Because my friend's band Hello Wheels

is still playing right now at D-Betty's.

Oh my god, I've never been.

Oh and I still have all of these drink tickets.

Oh hell yeah. I love free.

Yeah, but these are all for me.

'Cause I don't give free drinks, bitch.

Oh my god, it's so scary when you do it.

You just did this to me.

Yeah, but it's cute when I do it.

When you do it, it's like.

You didn't say it cute.

Yeah, I did.

No, you didn't.

I can say anything and it's cute.

You said it like a bass.

You were like, "I don't give free drinks, bitch."

No. It's like, "I don't give free drinks, betch."

Like it's cute.

That is not how you sound.

There's literally nothing I can say

that's not cute.

Say like.

♪ Once you said ♪

McNelly, hey!

Stop, do not get in that pool!

McNelly!

Suck it, nerds!

♪ Do you see me lying down ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ So come over tomorrow ♪

♪ Build us a coffin ♪

♪ Mix you up my favorite concoction ♪

♪ So fill it up and choke it down ♪

♪ We could go dancin' ♪

♪ Come over tomorrow ♪

♪ It's that kinda evenin' ♪

♪ We'll get mixed up ♪

- ♪ On both sides of the ceilin' ♪ - Yeah!

♪ I'll feel you up and drink you down ♪

♪ We could go dancin' ♪

♪ And now you've lost your pollege ♪

♪ How could I love you ♪

Hey, I'm gonna put y'all's order in right now.

Woo!

Things we're gonna do tonight, us three.

Things we're gonna do tonight.

♪ Hold my body ♪

♪ I'm watchin' your eyes sway ♪

♪ Tangled up in your talking ♪

♪ Why don't we stay ♪

Woo!

I will shoot your ass!

♪ Ooh ♪

You know I should be yours.

You're my guy.

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♪ Come over tomorrow ♪

♪ Build us a coffin ♪

♪ The middle of the night ♪

♪ It ain't all so often ♪

♪ You loosen up that smile ♪

♪ On the floor where we're dancin' ♪

♪ Come over tomorrow ♪

♪ It's that kinda evenin' ♪

♪ We'll get mixed up on both sides of the ceilin' ♪

♪ I'll feel you up and drink you down ♪

♪ We could go dancin' ♪

♪ And now you've lost your pollege ♪

♪ How I could love you better ♪

♪ Hold my body ♪

♪ I'm watchin' your eyes sway ♪

♪ Tangled up in your talking ♪

♪ Why don't we stay ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ I'll be okay ♪

♪ And now we're creepin' around your dresser ♪

♪ Taking kitchen knives to all the letters I wrote ♪

♪ I know I never said ♪

♪ The words that stuck inside your head ♪

♪ You've lost your pollege ♪

♪ I couldn't love you better ♪

♪ I met you when I was a little lost ♪

♪ Back when I was standin' oh so tall ♪

♪ Then I almost lost it all ♪

♪ Back when I was just a little lost ♪

♪ Right now need a little motivate ♪

♪ Worth a jolly try to do us right ♪

♪ It wasn't then I almost lost it all ♪

♪ Back when I was just a little lost ♪

♪ But now it's not too late ♪

♪ I won't just sit and wait ♪

♪ Alone all by myself ♪

♪ I'm not just gonna stand here and wait ♪

♪ I will not just decide ♪

♪ What is to be my fate ♪

♪ Alone all by myself ♪

♪ I'm not just gonna stand here and wait ♪

♪ Stand here and wait ♪

♪ Oh, you were standin' there ♪

♪ Look around and you cross down my street ♪

♪ Took a breath and I walked up to you ♪

♪ Asked you darlin' where can we meet ♪

♪ 'Cause now it's not too late ♪

♪ I won't just sit and wait ♪

♪ Alone all by myself ♪

♪ I'm not just gonna stay here and wait ♪

♪ I will not just decide ♪

♪ What is to be my fate ♪

♪ Alone all by myself ♪

♪ I'm not just gonna stand here and wait ♪

♪ Stand here and wait ♪

♪ But now it's not too late ♪

♪ I won't just sit and wait ♪

♪ Alone all by myself ♪

♪ I'm not just gonna stay here and wait ♪

♪ I will not just decide ♪

♪ What is to be my fate ♪

♪ Alone all by myself ♪

♪ I'm not just gonna stay here and wait ♪

♪ Stay here and wait ♪

♪ I'm not just gonna stay here and wait ♪

♪ Stay here and wait ♪

♪ I'm not just gonna stay here and wait ♪

♪ But now it's not too late ♪

♪ I won't just sit and wait ♪

♪ Alone all by myself ♪

♪ I'm not just gonna stay here and wait ♪

♪ I won't just decide ♪

♪ What is to be my fate ♪

♪ Alone all ♪