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"He wanted to cry.

He wanted to give himself up to despair.

And when he came to, he found himself

stretched out on the bed and a fairy

was sitting next to him.

'Tomorrow, your wish will come true,'

the fairy said.

'What is it' Pinocchio replied.

'Tomorrow you'll cease to be a puppet

and you're going to become a real boy.'

Pinocchio was beside himself with joy.

But it wasn't meant to be.

Next day, he fell down on all fours

and began running and jumping around the room.

His arms turned into legs, his face became a snout,

his back covered with long gray hairs.

And the most horrible moment was the one

in which he felt his tail appear.

And overcome with shame and grief, he began to cry.

But what's done can't be undone."

Dylan?

Dylan?

You okay? I thought I heard something fall.

Okay.

Food's ready.

Yeah.

You listen to me. Hmm?

We start thinking about the things we're missing,

we forget about the things we have.

You're perfect just the way you are.

Never forget that.

Okay?

All right. Let's eat.

You know, I'm hoping your grandparents

will be able to come down for the holidays.

Won't that be nice?

It's pretty good. Have you tried it?

Dylan, what's wrong?

Yes.

But he was very old. Right?

Don't have to worry about it.

Not for a long time.

Whoo, how'd that happen? Huh?

Oh no, the tiger awaits.

He awakes. Oh, got it.

Oh.

All right, come on, come on, eat, eat, eat.

You gotta eat something. All right?

Okay, you sure you're gonna be okay without me?

I can always pick up a double another night.

Um, oh!

The number for the pager's on the fridge. Okay?

If you need me, just call.

Oh, keys, key, keys, uh!

Don't forget to take a shower before bed.

I'll be home before you get up.

And, hey, tune in around 9:30.

I've got a surprise for you.

Love you.

"At the start of the final hour of the day,

set a candle aflame.

Place three drops of fresh blood into the melting wax.

Face your reflection, speak these words,

and make your wish known.

'Spirit of fire, let the wheel of fortune turn.

Grant me my desire.'

Should your strength of will survive

until the stroke of midnight,

extinguish the flame and the Djinn

will grant your heart's desire.

But beware the Djinn's toll.

For the gift that you seek,

may cost your soul.

Artifacts required, one clock, one candle, one mirror."

Working now,

authorities have confirmed the identity

of convict, Norman Daniels

after he was killed in a hit and run late last night.

Authorities report that the 31-year-old

escaped a maximum security detention center...

You're listening to soft rock on WJIC-FM100.

I'm Michael Jacobs and I'll be taking requests

through the witching hour, all night long.

This next one is for a special little man in Burbank.

Dylan, if you're listening,

this one's for you.

♪ Time flies ♪

♪ Doors open ♪

♪ Away goes the past ♪

♪ It's okay ♪

♪ Brave faces ♪

♪ Staring ahead ♪

♪ Some look forward ♪

♪ Others play dead ♪

♪ Look around ♪

♪ At where you have been ♪

♪ It's going down ♪

♪ Are you with it ♪

♪ Do you wanna go, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Get away ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Do you wanna go, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ And get away, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Do you wanna get away ♪

♪ There is no turning back ♪

♪ There is no turning back ♪

♪ There is no turning back ♪

♪ There is no turning back ♪

♪ There is no turning back ♪

♪ Get away, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Do you wanna go, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ There is no turning back ♪

♪ And get away, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Do you wanna get away ♪

♪ There is no turning back ♪

♪ Get away ♪

♪ There is no turning back ♪

♪ Get away ♪

♪ There is no turning back ♪

I am the atomic comet robot.

Please give my best wishes to everybody.

I am the atomic comet robot.

Please give my best wishes to everybody.

I am the atomic

comet robot.

Please give my best wishes to everybody.

I am the atomic comet robot.

Please give my best wishes to everybody.

I am...

♪ And I don't want to stay ♪

♪ I've been tied so tight ♪

♪ Living night by night ♪

♪ So head to the neon lights ♪

♪ Yes, I head to the neon lights ♪

♪ I watched the sun go down ♪

Oh!

Mm!

Hmm!

"At the start of the final hour

of the day, set a candle to flame.

Extinguish the flame and the Djinn

will grant your heart's desire.

But beware, the Djinn's toll,

for the gift that you seek may cost your soul.

Part man and part beast in nature,

the Djinn is one of the five immortal guardians

of the Shadow Realm.

Appearing to those who conjure the Wish of Desire,

the Djinn will grant one wish

to anyone brave enough to survive

an hour in its presence.

But it will consume the heart of all those who fail,

damning their soul to the Shadow Realm for all eternity.

Assuming the form of the dead,

the Djinn will often grant wishes in such a way

as to thwart the desires of the summoner.

Their fulfillment frequently leading

to unintended consequences.

Although immortal, the Djinn is susceptible

to the laws of men when in the human realm,

able to regenerate only upon return to its world.

It may only be banished if the flame is extinguished

after the stroke of midnight."

Help me.

I am the atomic comet robot.

To everybody...

Mom!

Dylan, wait.

Please don't make me leave you again.

Hello?

Hello?

Mom.

Could I have stopped it?

Hey!

Oh!

Oh.

Hi, bud. What are you doing up so early?

What?

I love you too.

You know what?

Why don't you go get changed,

I'll make you some breakfast, huh?

Go on.

You know what? We should...

We should go the park and play some football later.

Maybe get some ice cream?

What?

"Survive until the stroke of midnight,

and the Djinn will grant your heart's desire."

Could I have stopped it?

The Djinn will often grant wishes

in such a way as to thwart the desires of the summoner.

Their fulfillment frequently leading

to unintended consequences."

When we start thinking about the things we're missing,

we forget about the things we have.

"Overcome with shame and grief,

he began to cry.

But what's done

can't be undone."

Dad?

Dad!

Dad, look at me.

Dad, look at me.

No, no, no!

Please, Dad. I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

No, no, no!

No, I take it back.

I take it all back.

I didn't mean to.

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