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Everybody bring their stuff
for Louise's care package?
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Sure did. I got her all
the COVID recovery essentials...
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immunity booster shots, vitamin C,
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garlic, some herbal tea...
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Ooh, these teas are nice.
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How about I keep them for myself
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and replace them with an even
better immunity booster...
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a shot of laughter from Dr. Adam Sandler
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in the somehow-overlooked-
during-awards-season,
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"Jack and Jill"?
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And as a bonus, "Doctor Zhivago"...
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disc two.
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Oh, we don't want her straining her eyes
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on these crossword puzzles.
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What she really needs
is something for the ears.
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The Bible... on CD.
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I was shopping in a hurry.
I thought it said Bublé.
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Okay, this is crazy.
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I have "Doctor Zhivago," disc one,
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and I've been dying to see how it ends.
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Louise has COVID, ya hillbilly pirates.
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Everybody put everything back.
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Oh.
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Although she doesn't really need
"Jack and Jill."
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[Chuckles]
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Did you know Sandler plays
the brother and the sister?
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Yes, Dad. And it only took you
three times to figure it out
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because he's "that good."
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Ugh, you're such an elitist.
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When your beloved
Sir Anthony Hopkins plays twins,
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let me know.
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All right, is this everything?
'Cause I gotta go.
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After I stop at Louise's,
I'm gonna close
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the biggest lumber deal
the hardware store's ever had.
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Wow. Ben must be thrilled.
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How'd you manage that?
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I've been doing business
with my contractor buddies.
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They like getting personal service
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instead of what they get
at the big box places.
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Wow. That is fantastic.
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Well, before you ask
for a raise, let me know.
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I am willing to sleep with your boss.
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You don't think it's too early
to ask for a raise?
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No. Ben talks about how lucky
he is to have you all the time.
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Just like I'm sure he tells you
how lucky he is to have me.
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[Exhales sharply]
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Anyhoo...
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Uh, you just said you're making
him a ton more money, right?
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Yeah, I-I've... I've pretty much
doubled the business
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in the last month.
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I think it's a little early
to be asking for a raise.
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No. Come on... You guys make a
great team, and Ben knows that.
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Look, don't tell him I said this,
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but he is not gonna
take a chance on losing you.
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You know what? You're absolutely right.
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I'm the golden goose.
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Yeah, and everything the goose
touches turns to gold.
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No. That's King Midas.
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You're thinking about
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when the Jewish people
wandered in the desert
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and worshipped the golden goose,
and Moses got mad
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and told them to cut it out.
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That was the golden calf.
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Here. You can brush up on that
story with the Holy Bublé.
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3x13 - Money, Booze And Lies
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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You'll never guess who just called me.
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Mike Withers.
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Oh, my God.
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Mikey from high school?
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You guys dissected that cat together.
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Yeah, that's him.
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You were in biology class, right?
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Of course.
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Continue.
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Mikey was Becky's main competition
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in her honors classes.
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What's he up to now?
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Mr. 4.1?
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He did his undergrad at Northwestern
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and got his masters in
Civil Engineering at Stanford.
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Wow. Did you tell him
you majored in alcoholism
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and got your masters in unprotected sex?
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My drinking problem never came up.
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He did ask about you, though.
He wondered if you were in jail.
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Why would I be in jail?
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He remembered how you rode David's ass
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up and down the halls in high school
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and assumed you killed him.
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Oh, great. Now he's gonna come to town
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and realize I don't have
any follow-through.
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He asked me to dinner,
but I'm gonna pass.
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Why?
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It could be fun catching up.
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Nah.
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His imagination
is better than the reality.
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I'd rather keep the illusion
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that I'm too busy to post on
Instagram because I'm a success,
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not because I got kicked off
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for liking too many photos
of Elizabeth Warren.
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You should go and just be proud
of who you are.
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Successful people like
being around failures.
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Think about how you feel around D.J.
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Oh, don't listen to her.
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You show up looking great, and
he'll think you're a success.
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We could go down to that place
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that gives homeless people
good clothes for job interviews,
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and then you can go
to the beauty school,
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get your hair done.
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[Chuckles] I guess that could be fun.
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And it'd be really nice
to be someone else for a night.
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I was somebody else
for a couple of weeks once.
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It wasn't so much a choice as...
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you know, a psychotic break.
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♪♪
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Okay. Here you go.
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Breakfast for dinner, as promised.
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It's vegan sausage.
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It tastes like I'm chewing
a salty rubber band.
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Look, it's too late
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for all these other
meat-eating heathens here,
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but you can start eating healthy.
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It's made from all plants,
and it tastes exactly the same.
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Trust me, it doesn't.
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I'm gonna go watch TV.
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I'll go with you. Here's a tip...
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Don't hassle
the person cooking your food.
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She's gonna do worse than this?
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Oh, hello, poor people.
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I come from an alternate reality
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where Conners are rich and successful.
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I'm here to tell you
you're doing everything wrong.
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[Laughs dramatically]
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You look great.
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You love me.
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What does Darlene think?
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You look so rich,
I want to key your Bentley.
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Thank you. I know that was
very hard for you to say.
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Now, I will see you before midnight.
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That's when my magic carriage
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turns back into a pickup
with expired tags.
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All right. We're all set, Dan.
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Tell your buddy the lumber order
will be there at 6:00.
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- Fantastic!
- [Laughs]
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Hey, uh, before we eat,
I just want to take a moment
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to thank Dan for killing it at work.
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Man, it's like you were born
to work in a hardware store.
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Now, that's not always a compliment,
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but in this case, it really is.
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Thank you!
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It's so nice to have a boss
that appreciates you.
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Since I mostly used to work
for myself, I can honestly say
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that I'm a cheap bastard who
never paid me what I was worth.
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Well, your loss is Ben's gain.
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He couldn't have done this without you.
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[Chuckles] You know,
I just had a funny thought.
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If you married my daughter,
it would be hilarious
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to have a sign out front
that said, "Olinsky and Dad."
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I don't know.
I kind of like the sign we have.
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It's shorter. [Laughs]
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I'm kidding. I don't really care
what the sign says.
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But I am serious about being a partner.
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A partner?
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Wow.
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You're really catching me
off-guard here.
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You know, what I think
my dad is trying to say
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is that he just deserves
some recognition
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for all the business he brought in,
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even if that's just a raise. Right, Dad?
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No. I've been thinking about it,
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and at the rate
I'm growing this business,
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I think a 25% ownership stake
is not unreasonable.
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Whoa. That's weird,
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'cause I think
it's totally unreasonable.
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You've only been working there
for two months.
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Two months, and I've already
doubled your business.
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All right, well, we don't
need to settle this now.
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The vegan sausage is getting cold.
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Heat really is the only thing
it's got going for it.
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I'm 68! I'm not gonna have time
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to spend 10 years
waiting for a promotion.
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Well, I am sorry that you're old,
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but that doesn't mean
that I have to give you
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a piece of the business
my father gave me.
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Without me, in six months,
that place'll be a parking lot!
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All right, you know what?
I'm not going there with you again.
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Just because you ran your
businesses into the ground
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doesn't mean that I have to
make it right for you!
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- Dad, we talked about a raise!
- [Door opens, closes]
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That's like a couple bucks more an hour.
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Maybe a personalized mug
in the break room. All right?
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Why are you trying to better
your life with my boyfriend?
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Hasn't worked for me,
not gonna work for you.
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Hey. How you doing?
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Well, I've cooled down.
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I may have reacted a little impulsively.
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Well, it's partly my fault.
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I told him that he deserved a raise,
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and I should have left
well-enough alone.
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I mean, he wasn't gonna
ask for anything.
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Oh, give yourself a little credit.
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I think that makes it
entirely your fault.
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Hey, I had no idea he was gonna
ask for a piece of the store.
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Well, yeah, but we're
supposed to be a team.
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If you thought he needed a raise,
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you should have just talked to me.
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I know that now.
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[Sighs]
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Look, you know that my dad and I
had a lousy relationship.
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My only real connection to him
was through that store.
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I remember when I was little
and he'd sit me on the counter
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and let me play with all the tools.
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And then when I got older,
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he told me to tell
all the kids at school
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that I knew how to make keys.
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I did, and it got me so much sex.
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- Really?
- No.
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I was alone all the time,
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and I learned how to play the harmonica.
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[Laughs]
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Yeah, now it all makes sense.
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Sometimes when you kiss me, you inhale.
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My dad loved that store.
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Even when business was bad,
he turned down investors,
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and he turned down offers
from big chains.
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And he did whatever he had to do
to keep it in the family.
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So... [Scoffs]
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if I gave away a piece of it...
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I can pretty much hear him saying,
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"I trusted you with something important,
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and you disappointed me again."
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I know it sounds ridiculous, but...
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...I just want him
to be proud of me once.
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It's not ridiculous.
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[Deep voice] I'm proud of you, Ben.
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- [Sighs]
- [Normal voice] Oh, my God.
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Did you hear that?
I think it's your dad.
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He's here.
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So, you think my dad sounded
like a "Scooby-Doo" villain?
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You don't know what he sounds like dead.
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[Chuckles]
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♪♪
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- Hey, Mikey Withers!
- [Laughs] Oh, wow!
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- Becky Conner.
- [Chuckles]
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- You haven't changed.
- Neither have you.
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You were bald in high school,
weren't you?
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[Chuckling] Oh.
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All right. All right.
I see how this is gonna go.
253
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,866
You somehow got blonder.
254
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,470
Oh, I spend a lot of time in the sun.
255
00:11:18,604 --> 00:11:20,205
Walking to the drugstore to get bleach.
256
00:11:20,338 --> 00:11:21,972
[Both laugh]
257
00:11:22,106 --> 00:11:25,073
I guess we both tested negative
for COVID, so we can hug, right?
258
00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:26,644
Absolutely.
259
00:11:26,785 --> 00:11:29,021
Oh, it's so great to see you.
260
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,550
- You, too.
- So many good times.
261
00:11:31,683 --> 00:11:34,418
Oh, do you remember when we cut class
262
00:11:34,553 --> 00:11:37,556
to go to the Pink Floyd laser
light show at the planetarium?
263
00:11:37,688 --> 00:11:40,791
We were the only people there
who weren't high.
264
00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:42,527
We were just into lasers.
265
00:11:42,659 --> 00:11:43,961
- Nerd.
- Nerd.
266
00:11:44,096 --> 00:11:45,429
[Chuckles]
267
00:11:45,562 --> 00:11:47,899
You know, I just realized
that the last time I saw you,
268
00:11:48,032 --> 00:11:50,869
you were going off to start
college early in Minnesota.
269
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,205
Oh, right. College. Yeah.
270
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,905
I lived in the library.
271
00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:57,108
If I could go back in time
and tell younger Becky,
272
00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,678
I would say, "Get your nose
out of that physics book
273
00:11:59,811 --> 00:12:01,012
and go have some fun."
274
00:12:01,144 --> 00:12:02,280
That sounds like you.
275
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,115
Where'd you do your post grad?
276
00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:06,384
At a little private school.
277
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,720
In Denmark.
278
00:12:08,852 --> 00:12:10,388
What's it called?
279
00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:21,933
Have you ever heard of Vasterflagen?
280
00:12:22,067 --> 00:12:22,967
No.
281
00:12:23,101 --> 00:12:25,203
[Chuckles] Nobody has.
282
00:12:25,336 --> 00:12:28,539
You don't apply. They find you.
283
00:12:28,673 --> 00:12:30,607
So, I did a little cyber-stalking,
284
00:12:30,741 --> 00:12:33,477
and you've done very well
for yourself, too.
285
00:12:33,611 --> 00:12:35,246
You're a civil engineer?
286
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,383
Well, I sometimes lose my
temper, but I try to be civil.
287
00:12:38,515 --> 00:12:40,617
[Laughs] Wow.
288
00:12:40,751 --> 00:12:44,122
So, it must be really cool
to have your own firm, right?
289
00:12:44,255 --> 00:12:45,423
I do okay.
290
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:49,226
But I actually owe
a lot of my success to you.
291
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,196
- Really?
- [Chuckles] Yeah.
292
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:53,198
In school, you were my pace car.
293
00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:55,233
I just wanted to be
as smart as Becky Conner.
294
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:57,635
I busted my ass to keep up with you.
295
00:12:57,769 --> 00:13:01,005
Well... congratulations.
296
00:13:01,139 --> 00:13:03,240
I think you've done that and more.
297
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,144
That's enough about me.
298
00:13:05,277 --> 00:13:07,679
I want to hear what you've been up to.
299
00:13:07,812 --> 00:13:09,682
I'm in the restaurant game.
300
00:13:09,814 --> 00:13:11,915
Is it a chain?
Is it something I've heard of?
301
00:13:12,049 --> 00:13:13,251
Not yet.
302
00:13:13,384 --> 00:13:15,153
Not in this country.
303
00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:18,255
Uh, my aunt and I
started one in Lanford,
304
00:13:18,389 --> 00:13:19,990
and I took the reins and expanded it,
305
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:24,662
and now I mostly deal
in franchises and, um,
306
00:13:24,795 --> 00:13:29,934
supporting the, uh, corporate
direction of the company.
307
00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:32,759
Well, your folks must be
really proud of you.
308
00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:35,405
Yeah.
309
00:13:35,539 --> 00:13:40,745
The best part is, I was able
to pay off my dad's house.
310
00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:43,916
[Voice breaking]
He's retired now, and...
311
00:13:44,048 --> 00:13:46,384
all he does is fish and drink beer.
312
00:13:46,518 --> 00:13:47,418
[Chuckles]
313
00:13:47,552 --> 00:13:49,687
Just couldn't be happier.
314
00:13:49,821 --> 00:13:55,427
And I have a baby
whose future is secure.
315
00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,795
So, yeah...
316
00:13:58,929 --> 00:14:01,032
life couldn't be better.
317
00:14:01,165 --> 00:14:02,299
Hey.
318
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:04,535
Don't be embarrassed to get emotional.
319
00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:06,771
I felt the same way
when I helped my family.
320
00:14:08,273 --> 00:14:09,974
[Laughs] Okay.
321
00:14:10,122 --> 00:14:13,426
So, I remembered
how much you loved wine coolers
322
00:14:13,544 --> 00:14:14,645
back in high school,
323
00:14:14,779 --> 00:14:17,850
so I figured you graduated
to a nice Sancerre.
324
00:14:20,452 --> 00:14:22,053
Thank you.
325
00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:23,454
To us.
326
00:14:23,587 --> 00:14:25,990
To becoming the people
we were meant to be.
327
00:14:30,394 --> 00:14:31,963
To us.
328
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,636
Mmm.
329
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:39,904
Okay.
330
00:14:40,038 --> 00:14:41,906
Oh! Look at this dessert.
331
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:44,509
A double chocolate soufflé volcano.
332
00:14:44,643 --> 00:14:45,677
What do you say?
333
00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:48,113
We can be bad for one night, right?
334
00:14:49,481 --> 00:14:50,914
Sure. What the hell.
335
00:14:51,048 --> 00:14:52,384
[Chuckles]
336
00:14:54,952 --> 00:14:57,889
♪♪
337
00:15:00,187 --> 00:15:02,195
Ooh, I'm starved. What's for breakfast?
338
00:15:02,257 --> 00:15:04,047
Tuna salad sandwich.
339
00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:07,271
We had bacon and sausage
for dinner last night.
340
00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:09,106
Why didn't we just switch them around?
341
00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:12,794
Sausage was about to go bad.
Tuna expires tomorrow.
342
00:15:12,928 --> 00:15:16,030
We don't make the deadlines,
we just live by them.
343
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,165
Oh, good. The tuna.
344
00:15:18,236 --> 00:15:21,173
I could hear the can ticking
in the pantry.
345
00:15:21,306 --> 00:15:22,842
Hard pass.
346
00:15:24,543 --> 00:15:26,111
Look, I know you're still upset
347
00:15:26,244 --> 00:15:29,249
about Ben not wanting to give
you a piece of the store.
348
00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:32,259
You're damn right I am.
Having a piece of that store
349
00:15:32,385 --> 00:15:34,920
is the only chance I have
of making some real money.
350
00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:36,888
Louise and I aren't getting any younger.
351
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,191
If I have a few dollars,
352
00:15:38,324 --> 00:15:41,528
she can quit serving old drunks
at Casita Bonita.
353
00:15:41,661 --> 00:15:43,130
Oh, that's sweet. Then she'll just have
354
00:15:43,263 --> 00:15:45,699
one old drunk to serve.
355
00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:49,034
You just don't get
how hard this is on Ben, though.
356
00:15:49,168 --> 00:15:50,535
If he gives up a piece of the store,
357
00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:52,639
it's like he's letting his father down.
358
00:15:52,773 --> 00:15:54,874
Because of me, the store's
making a go of it.
359
00:15:55,008 --> 00:15:56,810
How is that letting his father down?
360
00:15:56,942 --> 00:15:58,143
He's like a little kid
361
00:15:58,277 --> 00:16:00,080
that's still trying
to get his dad's approval.
362
00:16:00,212 --> 00:16:03,916
He's a grown man.
I'm sorry he's got daddy issues.
363
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,352
I don't have daddy issues.
364
00:16:06,485 --> 00:16:07,653
What the hell, Darlene?
365
00:16:07,787 --> 00:16:09,922
You're talking about stuff
that I told you in private?
366
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,825
Well, I-I'm sorry.
I was just trying to explain
367
00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:14,126
how upset you were.
I didn't tell him you cried.
368
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:17,496
Oh, my God! Will you stop doing that?
369
00:16:17,629 --> 00:16:19,932
You know what? You guys
are both stubborn idiots.
370
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,903
You guys need each other,
and you're too stupid to see it.
371
00:16:23,036 --> 00:16:24,436
I'm not stupid. He's stupid.
372
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:27,239
- Stupid is as stupid does.
- Oh, really?
373
00:16:27,374 --> 00:16:29,341
You're gonna argue with me
by quoting "Forrest Gump"?
374
00:16:29,475 --> 00:16:31,476
You know, I try to help you out,
give you a job,
375
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:33,045
and this is how you repay me?
376
00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:35,080
Well, I'm not setting foot
in that damn store
377
00:16:35,215 --> 00:16:36,215
until you do what's right.
378
00:16:36,349 --> 00:16:37,617
Well, if you're not coming into work
379
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,285
unless I give you a piece,
then don't come into work.
380
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,788
Oh, what? Now you're firing me?
381
00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:44,290
No, he's not firing you.
He's giving you a raise.
382
00:16:44,423 --> 00:16:45,591
We're going back to the raise, right?
383
00:16:45,725 --> 00:16:46,993
- That's where it all went wrong.
- No, look,
384
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,694
if you're not coming into work,
then you're quitting.
385
00:16:48,827 --> 00:16:50,663
Well, I'm not quitting,
so I guess you're firing me.
386
00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:52,264
Well, yeah, I guess I'm firing you!
387
00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:54,066
Well, I guess I'm throwing you
out of my house!
388
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,503
Whoa! This has gotten
way out of control.
389
00:16:56,635 --> 00:16:59,238
We do not throw people out.
We just take people in.
390
00:16:59,372 --> 00:17:01,107
No. It's fine, Darlene.
391
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,875
I don't even want to be here anyway.
392
00:17:04,444 --> 00:17:07,247
Dad, I pay rent, too.
You can't just kick him out.
393
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,480
This is still my house.
394
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:10,115
And if you don't like it,
you can go with him.
395
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,517
Well, I just might.
396
00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:13,318
You know, and I'm gonna
leave Harris with you.
397
00:17:13,452 --> 00:17:15,455
That's how upset I am!
398
00:17:15,588 --> 00:17:18,925
God, why can't I leave this
kitchen without yelling at you?
399
00:17:23,596 --> 00:17:25,263
No, you don't need to leave.
400
00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:26,632
My dad is gonna cool down.
401
00:17:26,766 --> 00:17:28,767
Just stop packing,
and let's talk about it.
402
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:30,769
Where is my denim shirt?
403
00:17:30,902 --> 00:17:32,271
Uh, it's in the wash.
404
00:17:32,405 --> 00:17:35,641
I wore it, so you might as well
stay until I do laundry.
405
00:17:35,774 --> 00:17:38,445
What? I-I-I wear your shirts
all the time.
406
00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:40,046
You do? Really?
407
00:17:40,179 --> 00:17:42,948
Yeah. We're like the same size.
408
00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:44,684
I don't need this crap.
409
00:17:44,818 --> 00:17:47,052
Look, you don't have to go, all right?
410
00:17:47,186 --> 00:17:49,489
My dad does not make
all the decisions around here.
411
00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:50,656
I pay rent, too.
412
00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:52,657
And I would have given him a raise!
413
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:54,694
How much more
do I have to give, Darlene?
414
00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,630
I mean, we gave up a place of our own
415
00:17:56,763 --> 00:17:59,765
so we could move in here
and help him pay the mortgage.
416
00:17:59,898 --> 00:18:02,034
He needed a job, and I gave him one.
417
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,169
Now, instead of being grateful,
418
00:18:04,302 --> 00:18:06,472
he thanks me
by throwing me out of the house?
419
00:18:06,605 --> 00:18:08,441
Enough is enough.
420
00:18:08,573 --> 00:18:11,209
No, I know, but...
421
00:18:11,343 --> 00:18:12,611
what about us?
422
00:18:12,745 --> 00:18:14,313
I don't want to sleep in bed
without you.
423
00:18:14,447 --> 00:18:15,915
I don't want to live apart from you.
424
00:18:16,049 --> 00:18:18,218
Well, I don't want
to sleep without you, either,
425
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:19,484
so come with me.
426
00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:20,720
You know, if we pool our money,
427
00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:22,554
we can get a nice little apartment.
428
00:18:22,688 --> 00:18:24,490
How can I move out now?
429
00:18:24,623 --> 00:18:27,158
You fired him,
you're not gonna pay rent,
430
00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:28,360
and then I'm gonna bail?
431
00:18:28,494 --> 00:18:30,664
I can't hang him out to dry like that.
432
00:18:30,796 --> 00:18:33,031
Right.
433
00:18:33,165 --> 00:18:36,269
Well, I want to be with you, so...
434
00:18:36,402 --> 00:18:39,271
whenever you figure out
what you want, let me know.
435
00:18:39,405 --> 00:18:40,706
Where are you going?
436
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,810
Well, right now, I am gonna go
sleep at the hardware store.
437
00:18:43,943 --> 00:18:46,379
I put up a nice little
camping display last week,
438
00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:50,817
so I'm gonna turn on my little
tissue paper campfire and...
439
00:18:50,949 --> 00:18:52,518
play my harmonica.
440
00:18:52,651 --> 00:18:54,285
Well, call me to say good night, okay?
441
00:18:54,419 --> 00:18:57,023
[Sighs] I will.
442
00:18:57,156 --> 00:18:58,691
[Door closes]
443
00:18:58,824 --> 00:19:04,430
♪♪
444
00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:06,431
Beer at 9:00 in the morning?
445
00:19:06,565 --> 00:19:09,134
Was it about to expire?
446
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:12,338
Ben fired Dad, and Dad
kicked Ben out of the house.
447
00:19:12,472 --> 00:19:14,007
Ugh.
448
00:19:14,139 --> 00:19:15,507
It'll blow over.
449
00:19:15,641 --> 00:19:16,841
Not this time.
450
00:19:16,975 --> 00:19:19,245
[Sighs] What are you gonna do?
451
00:19:19,379 --> 00:19:21,379
I don't know.
452
00:19:21,513 --> 00:19:24,350
Hey, how'd your dinner with Mikey go?
453
00:19:24,483 --> 00:19:26,186
Well, I'll give you a clue.
454
00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:31,224
I did my post grad work
at Vasterflagen in Denmark.
455
00:19:31,358 --> 00:19:35,461
Hopefully, he won't figure out
it's a vanity bench from Ikea.
456
00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:37,796
- You have any fun?
- Oh, yeah.
457
00:19:37,929 --> 00:19:40,332
He's a good guy.
458
00:19:40,465 --> 00:19:43,436
[Sighs]
459
00:19:43,569 --> 00:19:45,370
I had a glass of wine.
460
00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:46,805
What?
461
00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:48,807
I had to. It was one drink.
462
00:19:48,942 --> 00:19:50,676
No, you didn't have to.
463
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:52,912
You're an alcoholic.
You can't have one drink.
464
00:19:53,044 --> 00:19:55,914
I didn't guzzle the bottle and
have sex with him on the table.
465
00:19:56,048 --> 00:19:58,685
Oh, well, shut my mouth. You're cured.
466
00:19:58,818 --> 00:20:00,820
I know I screwed up.
467
00:20:00,953 --> 00:20:03,657
If I was going to keep drinking,
I wouldn't have said anything.
468
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:05,725
Or maybe you're just trying
to throw me off the scent.
469
00:20:05,858 --> 00:20:08,895
I know your kind can be tricky that way.
470
00:20:09,027 --> 00:20:11,263
You know what? I did it.
471
00:20:11,397 --> 00:20:13,233
I won't do it again.
472
00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:14,634
End of story.
473
00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:17,269
Please don't tell Dad.
474
00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:19,172
Okay.
475
00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:22,907
But just know...
476
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:24,410
I'm here if you need me.
477
00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:26,345
I'm here for you, too.
478
00:20:26,478 --> 00:20:29,481
You're just trying to cozy up
to me so you can get my beer.
479
00:20:29,616 --> 00:20:31,984
Actually, I was talking to the beer.
480
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:37,837
Hey, there.
481
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,925
Heard about what happened
with you and Ben.
482
00:20:41,003 --> 00:20:43,673
Yeah, I really don't want
to talk about it.
483
00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:47,225
Business and family, yeah, that's tough.
484
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:49,644
When me and Roseanne worked
together at The Lunch Box,
485
00:20:49,779 --> 00:20:51,525
we fought like cats and dogs.
486
00:20:51,635 --> 00:20:52,971
Better now. Go away.
487
00:20:53,096 --> 00:20:54,697
[Chuckles] Yeah, there was this time
488
00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,099
where, uh, she told me
489
00:20:56,232 --> 00:20:59,301
she thought my loose meat could
use a little bit more salt.
490
00:20:59,435 --> 00:21:02,906
So, I held the spatula on the
grill till it turned red-hot,
491
00:21:03,039 --> 00:21:05,407
and I went after her with that.
[Chuckles]
492
00:21:05,541 --> 00:21:06,709
There was this time
493
00:21:06,842 --> 00:21:09,244
where she didn't like
the guy that I was dating...
494
00:21:09,378 --> 00:21:10,713
Yeah.
495
00:21:10,847 --> 00:21:12,448
But it was different
with you and Roseanne.
496
00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:15,686
You had a complicated
sister relationship.
497
00:21:15,819 --> 00:21:18,955
Also, she thought
you were an unhinged fruitcake.
498
00:21:19,089 --> 00:21:21,657
And what was her favorite
dessert at Christmas?
499
00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:22,791
French apple pie.
500
00:21:22,926 --> 00:21:25,529
She loved me, and you can't stand it!
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