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Hey, I forgot my ID.

Could you hook me up with some beer?

Get out of here, kid.

Oh. Were y'all using these?

My bad.

Listen, I think we need to have a talk
about civic responsibilities.

What do you think you're doing?

Turning ourselves in for armed robbery.

And after serving our sentences,

we're going to devote our lives
to community service.

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What is that sound?

I'm humming.

A song.

Are you unwell?

Quite the opposite.
Everything is right in the world.

Lizzie and I are friends again,
Landon's back,

and I haven't seen any new monsters,

which means the defensive perimeter

I spelled around the school is working.

Today is going to be a good day.

I hope. Morning, Cleo.

- Morning.
- I got tea.

See? Scones. Hi.

Uh, um...

Are you feeling okay?

Why does everybody keep asking me that?

Yeah, um, uh, you didn't happen

to see any slugs
crawling around, did you?

- No.
- No?

What is it with you guys?
Can't a girl just be happy?

Of course you can.
It's just, um... it's just...

- Um... it's unexpected.
- Unexpected.

No. Nope. Nothing is putting me
in a bad mood today

because today is the day
that I figure out

the one thing
we have left to worry about...

why the monsters are still coming.

How are we gonna figure that out?

Well, you are gonna help
Dr. Saltzman with research

while Cleo and I are going
to get some quality roomie time.

Lizzie. What are you doing here?
You scared me.

You forgot your sweater.

I thought you might need it
after the ice-cold way

that you violated twin code.

- Oh, here we go.
- You have a crush,

and you told our father
before telling me.

'Cause it's already over.

I made things weird
and I can't un-weird them.

That's because, sweetie...
and I love you...

but you have zero game.

What you do have, however,
is a sister with magical powers

and an encyclopedic knowledge
of every Rom-com ever.

I'm here to help.

No, Lizzie. I beg of you, please,
let me fix this on my own.

Finch is a completely normal human.

I want to fix this the regular way,
without magic.

Just promise me.

Lizzie.

So great to see you.

What's up? We have a monster problem?

Oh, it is way worse, Mr. Williams.

We have an angsty, teenage, high school,
impossible crush problem.

Right, right, that, uh...
that-that is worse, and, um...

thankfully, not my department.

So best of luck to you both.

That's actually totally okay,
'cause Lizzie was just leaving.

- Everything alone.
- Mm.

Right, Lizzie? Perfect. Awesome.

- Love you.
- Uh...

Invisique.

Well, well, well.

Heard you might've had a late night

doing totally normal,
completely unheroic things.

Um... keep it down, E.

What are we doing next? Any leads?

Um...

I was thinking we could just lay low.

But yesterday was awesome.
I want to do it again.

And this way you won't have
to compel people all the time.

You can keep your identity a secret.

You'll look...

- Blur-some.
- Mm-hmm.

First of all,

do not ever say that terrible
superhero name to me ever again.

Second, we just got lucky last night.

Mystic Falls barely has
one robbery a decade.

Yeah, that we know about.

My mom's old police scanner.

I figure, if I'm your human sidekick,

the least I can do
is help you find our next case.

Do you want to skip P.E.

and bring down Mystic Falls'
vast underworld of petty criminals?

Or am I the only one
that had fun yesterday?

Yeah, you're right.

Thanks.

So... you're back.

Yeah. All that drama at my old school
is completely done.

I'm just focusing on the now.

Making myself open
and available to anything or,

you know, whatever.

Does that whatever include
staying on campus for lunch?

I'd love that.

I'll be there. Here.

For lunch. Yeah.

Then maybe I'll see you.

Yeah, cool.

I totally get it. She's hot.

Lizzie?

I told you that you needed my help.

Stop it.

You knocked away my books?

It's called a "meet-cute,"
my young Padawan, Rom-com 101.

And step one is now officially complete.

Well, what's step number two?

Don't look so worried,
and I'll be happy to tell you.

Stand up straight. Chin up.
There. Much better.

You're gonna get the girl for sure.

This is so cool.

You said Rasputin, Napoleon
and Einstein all held this thing?

And Queen Elizabeth I.

What? How far back does this go?

That's what we have to find out.

Monsters started appearing
after Hope opened it,

so my theory is, they're connected.

But first we just have to figure out
where it originated.

Um, Dr. Saltzman,

not that I'm not thrilled
to be on Team Library.

I am... it's nice to be useful,

especially since I can't even be
monster bait anymore...

but it kind of feels like
a vampire would be able

to look through these books
a lot faster than me.

Maybe I just like your company.

Mm-hmm.

So why the crossbow?

Okay.

Hope asked me to keep an eye on you

and make sure you're safe
while she's testing out her new theory.

What theory?

This was your great idea?

Consider it a brainstorming session...
with Brie.

I must say, you seem rather relaxed
about our lives being in danger.

Perhaps if you had been the one
at the bottom of that well...

Actually, that was sort
of what I wanted to talk to you about.

We've been assuming that the gremlin
just happened to grab you,

but what if it wasn't random?

What if you're what Malivore wants?

- Why would he want me?
- No clue.

Next step would be testing my theory.

Hmm, and how would we test that?

Well, first we'd have to use you as bait

to see if it would happen again,
if you're willing, that is.

But don't worry, I'd be there
to keep you safe the whole time.

We'd just have to lower
the perimeter spells

and pretend like
we're having a good time.

You know, sort of like...

What we are doing right now.

Don't be mad, we can totally stop.

I just figured you might need
a little bit of a push.

And if we can get a talking monster,

we might actually get some answers.

What do you say?

You lead me
into very strange situations,

Hope Mikaelson.

Fine. But why a picnic?

I mean, I figured if one of us
is gonna be used as bait,

we might as well enjoy it.

Besides, not all the monsters
are that bad.

One of them was even
sort of... whimsical.

That didn't take long.

Here.

This one doesn't feel very whimsical.

It might not be as bad as it seems.

Probably as bad as it seems.

Corrupan vinea.

Foolish girls.

Oo Ni Le soro.

Good thing you were here
to keep me safe.

At least we know the monsters
are definitely after you.

Now we just have to find out why.

What's with the lights?

She's a walking horror movie.

That's awesome.

What is she?

Besides some creepy chick
putting a damper on my positivity,

no clue.

Either way, I owe Gaby some money.

I had a wendigo in the monster pool.

Rookie mistake. It's never a wendigo.

But we still should be able
to get answers. She talks, right?

Not exactly.

I recommend covering your ears.

Dr. S, I think, I think she's...

A banshee.

Okay, well, how do we get

answers out of a banshee
without our brains melting?

Don't know.

Until we figure that out,
she's not going anywhere.

Well, we have all the time
in the world, right?

I'm sure you're wondering
what happens next.

Step two: you need to sneak out
of a bad party together.

I call this the "You want
to get out of here?" moment.

That's really specific.

Step three. We can skip this one.

It involves a missing pet

or some sort
of non-life-threatening emergency.

But step four,
this is where the real fireworks happen.

The spontaneous life highlight.

I'm talking night swimming.

I'm talking impromptu road trip.
I'm talking...

Moonlit dance in the parking lot
during an actual school dance.

I thought you said
this wasn't your department.

They're painting my office.

At least someone gets it.

If we can just get to step four,
it's automatic.

She will have no choice
but to fall for you.

Well, I don't want to manipulate Finch.
I want her to actually like me.

Never gonna happen.

Why not?

'Cause that would require you
to actually shoot your shot.

Well, then, I'll ask her out
on a real date.

Tonight.

Alternate step two:
extroverted sister provokes

introverted sister
out of her comfort zone.

Our little secret.

It's good.

Do werewolves just work out anywhere?

No.

I just came up here
'cause the gym was occupied by...

whatever that thing is.

She is a banshee, or so I am told.

Well, I just lost 20 bucks.
Totally had wendigo.

Apparently, it's never a wendigo.

I wouldn't know.

I've been relegated
to the Junior Squad ever since I...

Hurt MG?

- I heard.
- Yeah. Everyone has.

I keep thinking I'll find a way
to make it up to all them.

And you will.

Why are you up here?

I am supposed to be researching

how to allow the banshee to speak
without using her mouth, but...

I just found out

that the monsters are coming here
because of me.

I needed a moment to process that.

Because if you can't
get the monster to talk,

you can't figure out
why they... want you.

Are you all right?

Something just came over me.

I think I know how we can solve
both our problems at the same time.

All the good stuff
must happen at night, right?

You know what this mission needs?
Snacks.

Every stakeout involves
cheap snacks and coffee.

Ethan...

I dig the enthusiasm. I really do.

But, you know, we can just hang out
without it having to be a mission.

Except now I know
that superhuman vampires exist.

It's pretty hard to go back
to normal life after that.

I mean, think about it.

If you exist,
then what else is out there?

Maybe there's an evil version of you.

A superpowered bad guy
just waiting to attack

and your destinies
are bound to intersect,

so whenever he or she shows up,

we have to be ready.

Well, until they do...

I'm gonna head to class.

Cool. I'll just, uh,
let you know if I hear anything.

Are you sure
you don't want to come with?

Yeah.

After everything else
that's happened this year, it's...

it's just nice to have
something to care about.

You know?

Okay, so what kind of,
uh, stakeout snacks

are we talking about here?

I know that look.

Why don't you just tell me what's wrong?

Because you're in a good mood.

Let me guess.
A banshee can only be stopped

with a certain enchanted
blah, blah, blah

from the mountains of blah, blah, blah.

Look, we always find a way
to stop the monster.

I'm sure I can handle it.

According to Irish mythology,
the banshee is a harbinger.

Whenever they appear,
death is not far behind.

Okay, that just means
that death could be coming

for anybody in Mystic Falls.

And when has that ever been our luck?

Hope, we have to prepare ourselves
for the very real possibility

that she may say something to us
we don't want to hear.

Dr. Saltzman?

Cleo and I know
how to get this monster to talk.

Here's the spell. Alias Vocem.

It allows one to speak
through another as a conduit,

without being able
to burst our eardrums.

It's brilliant. You thought of this?

Yeah, I know, right?

Oh, but I know what's missing!
Wait, wait.

You all right?

Ask me in a few moments.

Hope, we're ready.

I found it. Blue Calamus.

Josie told me
it's basically a truth weed.

If we give it to Jed,
the banshee can't lie to us.

Well done, Team Library.

There's not much time
till the full moon.

When Jed turns,
we don't want a monster in his head.

Yeah.

Well, now we just need
something of hers.

Vauntidictus calimus vox.

Ah.

Clever girl.

Trapping my voice in a body
that cannot scream.

Or lie. Now we can have
a civilized conversation.

Are you sure you want to hear
what I have to say?

Why are you here?

Malivore promised me
freedom from the darkness

in exchange for bringing him that girl.

And why does he want her?

You are forcing me to tell the truth...

but that does not mean I have to answer.

This is not the question
that troubles you.

Go on, little girl.

Ask what you really wish to know.

Who's gonna die?

There are many possible roads.

But one is clearer than the others.

If she stays here...

he dies.

Wow, tea twice in one day.

Hope, can we talk about...

There's no need to. It's not happening.

No one's dying today.

The banshee does not agree.

I know you're new here,
but there's always a loophole, okay?

It's basically our school motto.
We'll find it.

Mm. If you are so confidant,

then why did you spell Landon
into his room?

I think it is time that we talked.

- Oh.
- I've been working on some new stuff.

- You made it. You guys, this is Josie.
- I know that there's been

weird energy between us
since the first moment I saw you.

And then things got weirder
when I bailed on you.

But it's not because I'm not into you,
because I am into you,

I'm just cautious,

because I usually
mess things like this up

and I really don't want to mess this up.
And you're hot, okay?

And worse, you're also really cool,
and that's scary,

because I think
that if we became a thing,

it would be... a thing.

But I like you. I like you in a way

that I haven't liked somebody
in a really long time.

So I think that we should
give this a shot.

So, do you, maybe, want to hang out...

tonight?

I...

can't tonight.

Got plans.

Uh, yeah. That's totally understandable.

Um, short notice.
Uh, tomorrow night, then, maybe?

Tomorrow might be bad, too.

Sorry.

For a long time,
I searched for a place like this.

A place to call home.

But I cannot be the reason
that trouble comes into your lives.

- Which is why I need to go.
- You don't have to.

The monsters are always
coming after someone.

We've never made anyone
leave because of it.

But is that what you want?

Be honest.
Would you be happier if I left?

Yes.

I didn't mean that.

You did.

Because truth weed
can also be used to make tea.

No.

She said she had plans,

which didn't even involve
coming up with a good excuse.

Obviously just means that...

She's seeing someone else.

You were right.

I waited too long.

Or we're just in a slightly different
Rom-com now,

the "steal her back
from less worthy competition" story.

Don't worry, it's a total classic,

and there's usually
a really great music moment, so...

Lizzie.

I know. You wanted to do this
the "natural way."

Actually, I kind of just want
to know who she's seeing

and if it's serious.

So you mean, like,
if someone could do some magic?

Invisible spying?

Go home.
I'll find out how serious it is.

I think I know how I can help you.

Legend says that a banshee is a demon
drawn to inconsolable grief.

That they seek out women
who've died of a broken heart

and possess them.

The person that you once were
is still in there.

You are not this thing.

Tell us why he wants Cleo,
and we will find a way to set you free.

It's no use trying to talk
to the human woman.

She won't believe you.

After her child was taken,

no one could tell her
what happened to it.

No one could heal the hole in her heart.

She was abandoned by everyone...

her village, her husband.

They couldn't stand to hear her cries.

They fled from her grief.

That's when I found her.

She knows you will be
no different than anyone else.

Humans run from grief like a sickness...

afraid that it will spread,
that they will catch it.

Oh, it is their nature.

I'm not like everyone else.

But you are out of time.

The full moon rises...

and this body is about to turn.

I've never felt such strength.

Cleo left.

I tried to stop her,
but she wouldn't listen.

What's going on?

We need to unlink Jed from the banshee
before he turns.

Pondas.

Hope, what's wrong?

I just need to know.

Now that Cleo's gone, is Landon safe?

- No.
- Don't listen to her.

I am bound to tell the truth, remember?

I was not sent to capture Cleo.

I was sent to drive her away
from your protection.

One road darkens,
the other grows clearer.

Cleo dies, too.

Where you going?

Cleo cloaked herself
from my locator spell,

so I'm gonna have to find her
the old-fashioned way.

And before you try to stop me,
I just wanted to say that I'm...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that it apparently
always has to be this way for us.

We can never just be happy.

But I can't let her die
when I'm the one that sent her away.

I know.

I think you'll want these
when you find her.

A bag of clothes?

You don't need a locator spell.
You're a wolf.

Hold on, we're almost there!

Dr. Saltzman...

when she was inside my head,
making me do things...

All right, let's just worry
about you right now, okay, Jed?

I think I saw something.

A memory. I-I think I know her name.

Nearby units, 10-33.

Possible alarm trip
at Mystic Falls High.

Uh, copy that. Probably a false alarm.

Happens about once a month.

- It's go time.
- Hey, hold on, hold on.

You heard them.
They said it's probably a false alarm.

Or it's what I've been talking about.
Another powerful creature.

I've seen my mom's files.

Our high school has a weird history
of unexplained events.

Then I'll go.

I'm sorry, but you said it yourself.

You're just a human sidekick.

Who's there?

I can smell you.

Invisique saeclum.

I-I'm sorry.

I didn't know that you were a werewolf.
I thought...

- Who are you?
- Uh, it's complicated.

You came here to turn. I'll help you.

No. Run!

Please tell me Dorian has at least
one magical object in this...

Very funny.

- Lizzie?
- What the hell are you doing here?

I was able to lure it away.

Werewolves are always
gonna chase vampires first.

You have to get out of here.

We're getting out of here.

You take the back exit.
I'll lure it out the front.

MG, I...

Go.

I know your instincts
are telling you to bite me right now,

but you can fight it.

We don't have to hurt each other.

Not bad for a sidekick, huh?

I know who you were before you died.

Kaelan.

My Old Irish is a little rusty,
but this is from the Clan Kinelarty.

From the year 1014.

Very good, but you're too late.

I know what happened to your son!

What did you say?

Your son.

Drystan.

The one they took from you.

Don't listen to him. He's lying!

How old was he

when the English took him from you
to fight in their wars?

11? 12?

And you never knew what happened to him.

No, don't listen!

He survived.

He survived the battle.

Tell me!

There was a survey
done in England 50 years later

called the Domesday Book.

He's here. Living in a small village.

Drystan... Kinelarty.

He lived a long time, too. Look.

Just below his name, he had...

Children.

Grandchildren.

One of them was named after you.

I'm so sorry.

I can only imagine
if somebody took my child

and I never knew what happened to them.

They shouldn't have left you
to grieve like that.

No one should have
to grieve alone like that.

Thank you.

You can sleep now.

I know why Malivore wants Cleo.

You just gave me a weapon, buddy.

Hope, thank you.

Like I said, nobody's dying today.

Let's get you home.

I suppose it was a good thing
you were there to keep me safe.

After I put you in danger.

Look, what I said before.

It was true that was how I felt,
but it's not the whole truth.

I know I've been distracted

and-and not in the best of moods
since you got here,

but that has nothing to do with you.

Because the truth is that you are a kind
and brilliant badass,

and I'm lucky to have you as my friend.

As far as I'm concerned,
this is your home.

No matter what.

Even if it brings danger?

We're kind of used to that around here.

And what of that creature?

It must be working for Malivore.

Our monster problem is multiplying.

Why do you think it ran away?

I don't know, but...

something about it felt familiar.

Almost like I've fought it before.

Werewolves.

Who knew, right?

I did kind of call it.

I mean, it was no supervillain, but...

that thing was pretty scary either way.

I get why you wanted me to stay behind.

I'd be dead if you had.

And then I never would've saw
this sweet hero base

you've been working on.

That's what sidekicks are for, right?

Actually...

you're not really sidekick material, E.

But I'm gonna need you to go ahead

and make another one
of those janky masks.

I have a feeling you're gonna need it.

Partner.

I'm gonna need a superhero name.

Now I will handle
the hero names, all right?

- Okay.
- Uh, first things first, partner.

What are we gonna do about...

her?

That bad, huh?

Finch is...

seeing somebody else.

And it's really serious.

I'm afraid you'd just
get your heart broken.

That's okay.
You just saved me months of spiraling.

But I should've let you
find out on your own.

I'm sorry.

I guess I just felt like

maybe you... didn't need me anymore.

Believe me, I know the feeling.

Does twin code say anything

against cuddling
after one twin has moved out?

It's encouraged, actually.

So much for this being a good day.

There's still another monster out there,
and I'm gonna get zero sleep

worrying that what the banshee said
is gonna come true.

All's well that ends well.

Easy for Shakespeare to say. He's dead.

The rest of us actually have
to work to be positive.

Now I feel so much pressure, you know?

Like I have to be happy no matter what.
Like, I'm afraid that if...

The happiness went away,
it might never come back?

But it will. I promise.

We just have to find
the moments of happiness

between the monsters.

And screw fate, you know?

Screw fate.

Dr. Saltzman told me what happened.
Your plan worked.

Seriously?

You underestimate yourself.

Because of you, the banshee found peace.

And you have reclaimed
your rightful place in the Squad.

Thanks for believing in me.

When you were inside her mind,
did you discover why Malivore wants me?

Not right away. It was kind of hazy.

I didn't understand what it meant,
but now I think I get it.

Because I have literally never had
a genius monster-hunting idea

until I was standing next to you.

This part of the job I did not miss.

To Kaelan.

And now...
it's your turn with this thing.

Oh, you still don't know
where it came from, huh?

No, but today's still a win.

We know why Malivore's after Cleo.

She's a Muse.

A Muse?

Like inspiration muse?

A witch who's the seventh daughter
of a seventh daughter

has a special magical power,
the power...

of inspiration.

Why does Malivore need inspiration?

He has a problem he needs to solve.

If I had to guess,

he's looking for a way
out of the prison world.

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