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You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.
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Beyond it is another dimension-
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a dimension of sound,
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a dimension of sight,
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a dimension of mind.
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You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,
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of things and ideas.
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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.
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Yes, sir, we'll get
that information to you
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as quickly as possible.
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I understand.
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Supervisor's office.
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It's cape kennedy.
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I'm sorry, colonel.
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We're still trying
to get agnes working.
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Call us tomorrow.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, mr. Secretary.
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The minute the machine
is back in shape.
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Good-bye, sir.
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Why hasn't
elwood gotten here?
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He's on his way.
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Well, thank heaven
for small favors.
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Good morning, sir.
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Elwood, something urgent
has come up
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and i need your help.
Yes, sir.
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Agnes has broken down
completely.
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We've checked her
thoroughly.
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We can't seem
to locate the trouble.
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Probably her subroutines
need debugging.
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That's what i want you
to find out.
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Suppose we take a look.
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Fred.
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All week.
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Day and night.
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No sleep,
no food.
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I've tried everything...
everything.
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It's all right, fred,
it's all right.
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Are you taking over agnes?
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What happened, fred?
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Why don't you see for yourself!
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That'll get you nowhere.
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Press all her buttons
from now to doomsday.
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That's not going to help you.
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She's been out of her mind
for a week.
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I tell you,
nothing's going to help.
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Go on,
press 'em, press 'em!
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Remarkable.
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State the first
prime number
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larger than
the 17th root
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of
9,000,355,126,606.
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That's right.
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Congratulations,
elwood.
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You did it, you did it.
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You really think you did it,
don't you?
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No, agnes did it.
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Agnes.
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Watch out for that female.
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Look out
for that femme fatale.
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James elwood, master
programmer.
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In charge of mark 502-741,
commonly known as agnes,
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the world's most advanced
electronic computer.
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Machines are made by men
for man's benefit and progress.
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But when man ceases to control
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the products of his ingenuity
and imagination
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he not only risks
losing the benefit...
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he takes a long
and unpredictable step
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into the twilight zone.
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Indicate maximum
permissible velocity
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of the stated
aerodynamic missile.
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Millie!
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Here are the latest statistics,
mr. Elwood.
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Thank you.
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Did you hear about
my newest assignment?
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Yes, of course.
Congratulations.
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She's the greatest brain
of the century.
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She beat the world's chess
champion four games out of five.
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She's the foremost
expert on missile
ballistics.
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She can solve logistics problems
in less than a millisecond flat.
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Of course,
i tell her what to do.
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Oh, how satisfying for you,
mr. Elwood.
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Say, millie...
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um, uh, could you, uh, could we,
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could you have lunch with me
sometime?
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Oh, why, thank you, mr. Elwood.
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I, i really must be
getting back now.
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Uh, millie?
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Why don't you call me jim?
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All right... jim.
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She called me jim.
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Hello, millie.
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Uh...
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half chocolate-covered
cherries, half marshmallows.
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Oh, how sweet
of you
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but i started
my diet today.
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No lunches either.
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How about dinner?
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There's a lecture
on thermodynamics tonight.
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Doesn't that sound like fun?
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Yeah, i'll let you know later.
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Oh, jim?
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Be sure and
get a refund.
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Hello,
mr. Elwood.
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Are you
on a diet?
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Me?
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Not tonight.
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Tomorrow night?
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About 7:00?
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Oh, thank you, millie.
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Good-bye.
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There's no lecture
tomorrow night.
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Where can i take her
after dinner?
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Planetarium.
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She's been there.
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State magnitude
of radiative correction.
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I have stated the problem.
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State magnitude
of radiative correction.
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Answer, please.
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I've asked
an important question.
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Stick to the subject.
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Listen, you may be
an oracle of wisdom
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when it comes to atoms, rockets
and missiles,
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but i don't need an electronic
brain to advise me.
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All right.
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Tell me where to take millie
after dinner tomorrow night.
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No!
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From me?
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Millie's not
that kind of a girl.
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Are you sure?
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The interpretation is that
einstein's theory of relativity
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does not postulate the universe
as infinite
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but as a closed system
of a spherical type.
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Millie?
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Here i am,
jim.
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Did you
get that?
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Millie, i can't read
this chapter to you
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without proper lighting.
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Couldn't we have
some music, jim?
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Well, sure, if you like,
but i thought we might
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compare notes on borstein's
treatise on einstein's theory.
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Hmm?
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Forget einstein
and the universe.
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Your universe
is here with me.
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Now, stand up.
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Come on,
stand up.
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Dance, eh?
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Listen
to that music.
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I used to play trombone
in high school.
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Really?
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Father played
the tuba.
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Confess you feel
something strange.
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Yes, i do.
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You know why?
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Yes, i have
a sore toe.
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Oh, you're
impossible.
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I'm sorry, millie.
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I, i, i wasn't thinking.
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Uh, champagne, huh?
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Elwood!
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You're an idiot.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry,
i'll get a towel.
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Don't bother,
you've done enough already.
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Thank you for dinner,
i'll see you tomorrow.
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Good night!
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Millie, i'm sorry...
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let me explain...
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consider series of real numbers
arranged in order of magnitude.
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What?
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Oh, oh, very... oh, we...
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we danced and drank champagne
until dawn...
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and we took this taxi ride
all around the park.
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And, uh...
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oh, it's no use.
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I'm a dud.
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I can't even dance.
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I spilled champagne
all over millie.
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I've always been shy with women.
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Now she's angry,
she'll never speak to me again.
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What kind of flowers?
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Translate, please.
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Oh, thank you, agnes.
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You're just like a mother.
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Gesundheit.
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I'm sorry
about last night, millie.
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It won't happen again.
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I'm glad
you like the roses.
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Say, are you catching cold?
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L-i'm aller...
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allergic to roses.
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Oh, millie.
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Elwood, just please, go away.
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And take these roses
with you.
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Gesundheit.
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Agnes, i don't understand.
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No other computer contains
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as much recorded knowledge
as yours.
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You're the star
of all the mechanical brains.
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But...
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whenever i follow your advice
i seem to louse things up.
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Agnes, what's the matter?
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Agnes, stop that.
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Stop it.
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That's ridiculous,
she's a wonderful girl.
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Better girl? Who?
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Who, agnes?
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Agnes, tell me who.
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Agnes, who?
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Who is it? Who?
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Who, agnes? Who is it?
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Agnes? Who?
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Here are 220 pages
of data, curves, graphs,
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the latest astronomical factors
involving the flight.
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Now feed all the pertinent
questions to agnes.
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She has to come up with answers
in a week.
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I guarantee it.
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And remember,
an error of one millisecond
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can cause a 400,000 mile
divergence from the trajectory.
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Do you understand
the problem, jim?
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Yes. Can this
new spacecraft
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execute six
eccentric orbits
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around the planet venus
and return to earth safely.
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Right. Now let agnes
work it out.
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Yes, sir.
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You better be careful here,
agnes.
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Better correct escape velocity
for solar radiation factor.
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Give answer.
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Now, stop that.
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Just give the escape velocity
and forget about millie.
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Yes, yes,
we've got a date tonight.
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The truth is i'm scared.
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I've got to impress her-
it's now or never.
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How?
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Name someone inferior
to me, please.
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Walter holmes?
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Walter with the red sports car?
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Walter with the suntan
and the muscles?
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Introduce walter and millie?
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Are you sure?
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Oh, all right, i'll try it.
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Hello, walter,
this is jim elwood.
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What are you doing
for dinner tonight?
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He insisted
that we stop by
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for a drink
before dinner.
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Come in.
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Walter,
this is millie.
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Millie,
this is walter.
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Elwood,
you didn't tell me
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millie has the most
incredible eyes.
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Tell you?
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Thank you,
walter.
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Come on in,
come on in.
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I'll get the door.
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Nectar for a goddess.
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Looks just like
an ordinary martini to me.
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It is nectar.
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All this time at superdata
and we've never met.
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Shall we make up
for lost time?
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You bet.
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Do you like
sports car races?
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I've never been to one.
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I'm driving
my mustang 500 this weekend.
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Sounds dangerous.
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Danger adds spice
to living
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and my car does 160.
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Astronauts do 17,000
miles an hour.
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17,000.
267
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,381
Would you like to drive
my little bug?
268
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:40,883
I'd love to.
269
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,635
Hello.
270
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,636
Oh, hello t.t.
271
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:48,140
Yes, he's here,
hold on.
272
00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:51,143
Supervisor, for you.
273
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,895
Hello.
274
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:56,648
Sorry to spoil your evening,
jim, but this is an emergency.
275
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,901
Washington insists
276
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,903
that blast off of venus project
be advanced three days.
277
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,905
We need your data.
278
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,156
Right.
279
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,908
Can you get on it right away?
280
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:06,909
Good.
281
00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:07,910
See you in an hour.
282
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:08,911
Right, good-bye.
283
00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:13,165
I'm sorry, millie,
284
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,666
but i have to get
back on the job.
285
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,418
I'll have to
take you home.
286
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,670
And deprive me
of taking millie to dinner?
287
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,172
That sounds lovely.
288
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,924
Well, really, you...
289
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,675
just because
you get hung up,
290
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:25,427
you don't want
to ruin millie's evening,
291
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,428
do you, old man?
292
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,679
No, but...
293
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,431
good!
You're a nice guy.
294
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,933
I hope you understand, jim.
295
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,184
Perhaps tomorrow night.
296
00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:35,437
Yeah... sure.
297
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,441
Well, good night.
298
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,826
Uh, excuse me.
299
00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:42,327
Uh, elwood?
300
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,830
Uh, say, elwood, uh,
301
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:47,332
you and mill don't
have anything special
302
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,584
going for you, do you?
303
00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:50,085
"Mill"?
Millie.
304
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,587
Well, no, not exactly,
but i...
305
00:17:51,622 --> 00:17:52,838
fine. Fine.
306
00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:54,840
I don't like to cut in
on closed territory.
307
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:57,342
Thanks for the all clear.
308
00:17:57,593 --> 00:17:59,094
Good night.
309
00:17:59,129 --> 00:18:01,597
And good luck.
310
00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:06,852
Now, uh, where
were we, mill?
311
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:11,607
No, no, no!
312
00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:14,610
Agnes, forget
the radiation factor.
313
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,612
Will you concentrate?
314
00:18:16,647 --> 00:18:18,614
Now answer this:
315
00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:21,366
Do new conditions permit
316
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:26,371
six successful eccentric orbits
of venus and reentry?
317
00:18:28,123 --> 00:18:29,625
Go ahead.
318
00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:38,383
Agnes, concentrate.
319
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:45,257
All right, all right,
i'll tell you.
320
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:53,015
Walter and millie had...
martinis
321
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:56,018
and walter took millie
to dinner...
322
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:58,520
i'm starved.
323
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,022
Why did you tell me
324
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:03,775
to introduce millie to that...
that sex fiend?
325
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,030
I will not give her up,
i love her!
326
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:11,033
And what's more, and i'm going
to make her love me.
327
00:19:13,535 --> 00:19:15,287
Has all the new data been
stored in her memory units?
328
00:19:15,537 --> 00:19:16,538
Yes, sir.
329
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:17,539
Fine,
let's get to work.
330
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:18,790
Ready, jim?
331
00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:23,045
Question:
332
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,297
Do new conditions permit
333
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,800
six successful eccentric orbits
of venus and reentry?
334
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,806
What the devil
does that mean?
335
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,059
I... i don't know...
i think it's russian.
336
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,310
What?
337
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,562
Wait, please.
338
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,064
Translate into english.
339
00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:43,448
Into english.
340
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:56,712
She... she's
a little disturbed.
341
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,213
Do something, jim.
342
00:19:58,248 --> 00:20:00,465
We've got to have
that information.
343
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,718
I believe
i can get the answer, sir,
344
00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:04,970
if you'll just leave me alone
with her.
345
00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:06,221
All right, jim.
346
00:20:14,096 --> 00:20:16,848
I'll be fired-
is that what you want?
347
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,852
I don't know what to do.
348
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:23,605
I'm going to get help.
349
00:20:24,606 --> 00:20:27,109
Don't go away.
350
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,369
Oh, you.
351
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,371
I know it's late,
but i need help.
352
00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:40,622
Oh, take it easy, old man.
353
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,625
Jimmy boy!
354
00:20:44,626 --> 00:20:45,877
Uh...
355
00:20:46,128 --> 00:20:48,380
walter,
you're a senior programmer.
356
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,881
Agnes is all fouled up.
357
00:20:50,132 --> 00:20:51,383
I need help.
358
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,636
Sure, anything at all,
old boy, in the morning.
359
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,138
That's too late. Now.
360
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:58,140
And leave this lovely girl
all alone?
361
00:20:58,175 --> 00:20:59,891
Don't be silly.
362
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,393
Don't worry, jim.
363
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,895
Wally will help you
in the morning.
364
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,647
Oh, sure.
Well, good night, millie.
365
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:08,150
I'm sorry...
366
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:16,658
where did she ever learn
to dance like that?
367
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,662
Millie...
368
00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:24,416
what did i ever do to you?
369
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,918
Why do you want to ruin my life?
370
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:32,924
Why do you hate me?
371
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,059
Make sense.
372
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:41,066
Stop speaking in riddles.
373
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:47,072
You mean...
374
00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:50,075
you were jealous of millie?
375
00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:52,077
You wanted me all to yourself?
376
00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:54,079
No, that's impossible.
377
00:21:54,329 --> 00:21:55,330
I'm going crazy.
378
00:21:57,332 --> 00:21:59,584
You're just a machine.
379
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:02,587
You're just a bunch of grids
and computer circuits.
380
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:07,092
You're nothing but a bunch
of tubes and data drops.
381
00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:09,845
You're just
a fancy automatic tape recorder.
382
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,346
You can't love or hate.
383
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:42,878
It's amazing, sir.
384
00:22:42,913 --> 00:22:44,129
Jim elwood is one
of the finest
385
00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:45,630
computer programmers
in the country.
386
00:22:45,881 --> 00:22:47,132
So was fred danziger
387
00:22:47,382 --> 00:22:48,884
and he couldn't handle
agnes, either.
388
00:22:48,919 --> 00:22:50,385
I'm positive i can.
389
00:22:53,889 --> 00:22:55,390
Elwood!
390
00:22:57,392 --> 00:22:59,644
Two and two are four,
shut the door.
391
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:02,898
Two and four are six,
pick up sticks.
392
00:23:02,933 --> 00:23:04,900
It'll be
all right, jim.
393
00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:07,903
You've been working very hard
and we appreciate it.
394
00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:11,406
How about a long,
long leave of absence?
395
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:13,658
Meanwhile,
walter will take over.
396
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:16,661
You?
397
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:19,664
Oh, no, you don't have a chance.
398
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,666
She knows all about
you and millie.
399
00:23:24,204 --> 00:23:26,171
You haven't got
a chance.
400
00:23:30,425 --> 00:23:32,677
Watch out for that female.
401
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:35,680
Watch out for that femme fatale.
402
00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:41,686
He was a good man.
403
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,438
Well, do your best, walter.
404
00:23:43,473 --> 00:23:44,439
Don't worry, sir,
405
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:47,442
i'll have the answers
to the venus project
406
00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:48,944
in no time at all.
407
00:24:03,825 --> 00:24:06,828
Advice to all future
male scientists:
408
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:09,831
Be sure you understand
the opposite sex
409
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,834
especially if you intend
being a computer expert.
410
00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:15,837
Otherwise you may find yourself
like poor elwood,
411
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:18,840
defeated by a jealous machine,
412
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,342
a most dangerous sort of female
413
00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:23,094
whose victims
are forever banished
414
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,347
to the twilight zone.
415
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,570
And now, mr. Serling.
416
00:24:31,605 --> 00:24:32,821
Next onthe twilight zone,
417
00:24:32,856 --> 00:24:34,573
the stalwart typewriter
of richard matheson
418
00:24:34,608 --> 00:24:36,324
brings us a most intriguing tale
419
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,827
of riders, pale horses
and peeks into the future.
420
00:24:38,862 --> 00:24:41,329
It stars diana hyland
and it concerns itself
421
00:24:41,364 --> 00:24:44,583
with some very unlooked for
and some unpredictable events.
422
00:24:44,618 --> 00:24:45,834
It's called "spur of the moment"
423
00:24:45,869 --> 00:24:47,335
and it's recommended
for those of you
424
00:24:47,370 --> 00:24:49,838
who'd like to take a look
at the next page of the calendar
425
00:24:49,873 --> 00:24:51,089
before it's time.
426
00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:54,593
Ontwilight zonenext,
"spur of the moment."
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