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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,027 --> 00:00:05,953 This bitter story is meant to represent, in a satirical and paradoxical way, 2 00:00:06,053 --> 00:00:10,159 how dull married life can be when it's diverted by a vulgar and selfish 3 00:00:10,259 --> 00:00:14,654 idea of pleasure, and by bigoted formalities, coming from 4 00:00:14,754 --> 00:00:18,024 an absolutely superficial and exterior interpretation of the sound 5 00:00:18,124 --> 00:00:21,213 and unchangeable principles of morality and religion. 6 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,685 - Walk on! - How? 7 00:00:25,767 --> 00:00:28,520 - The whole square with our eyes closed? - Go on. 8 00:00:28,687 --> 00:00:30,962 - We'll never make it, Alfonso! - Don't worry. 9 00:00:31,047 --> 00:00:32,865 Don't worry, my eye! 10 00:00:33,193 --> 00:00:34,970 Last year I did it twice. 11 00:00:35,070 --> 00:00:37,045 Sure, then a car comes by and runs us over. 12 00:00:37,127 --> 00:00:39,880 Just keep your center of gravity still in your mind. 13 00:00:39,967 --> 00:00:42,845 - Yes... - And go straight forward. 14 00:00:42,927 --> 00:00:44,724 We can't make it! 15 00:00:44,807 --> 00:00:47,844 One, two, three, four, five... my goodness! 16 00:00:47,927 --> 00:00:51,087 It's five o' clock. If I were married, I'd be enjoying my first sleep... 17 00:00:51,187 --> 00:00:53,197 instead of going around like an idiot. 18 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,759 You're the one who wanted to go dancing, not me. 19 00:00:57,007 --> 00:01:00,636 Girls! Should I get married or not? 20 00:01:00,807 --> 00:01:03,185 Alfonso! We're getting cold! Let's go! 21 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:07,239 - You sleepy idiots! - Look where you're going! 22 00:01:07,327 --> 00:01:09,106 - You drunkards! - Shut up! 23 00:01:11,727 --> 00:01:15,356 I'm getting bored; I'm leaving. Come, Maria. Come! 24 00:01:20,767 --> 00:01:22,678 Let's go, Alfonso! 25 00:01:35,367 --> 00:01:37,039 Women! I'm on auction! 26 00:01:44,767 --> 00:01:45,882 Bye! 27 00:01:51,247 --> 00:01:52,999 Dad, what make is that car? 28 00:01:53,087 --> 00:01:55,123 How should I know? It must be an English car. 29 00:02:04,527 --> 00:02:05,801 Hello. 30 00:02:08,527 --> 00:02:10,836 - Come! Come, Ribulsi! - Yes, sir, I'm following you. 31 00:02:10,927 --> 00:02:13,566 I want you to see something, just out of curiosity. 32 00:02:20,551 --> 00:02:23,121 - Good morning! - You see this collection of "butterflies"? 33 00:02:23,207 --> 00:02:25,721 I'm becoming a collector. These are yours. 34 00:02:25,807 --> 00:02:28,241 I was counting especially on yours, do you understand? 35 00:02:28,327 --> 00:02:31,444 You can certainly count on me, you know that those are like gold, right? 36 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:34,087 If they're gold, why don't we cash them in at the bank, 37 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:37,079 - so that I can make something out of it? - How could you even think that? 38 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:40,477 Trust me! You will be paid! 39 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:43,764 Try to understand, Ribulsi, everyone has his own commitments. 40 00:02:43,847 --> 00:02:46,725 I'm getting married, you know? See? 41 00:02:46,807 --> 00:02:49,844 I see. My best wishes! Best wishes! 42 00:02:49,927 --> 00:02:53,550 Thank you. For instance, here are 900,000 lire and unfortunately... 43 00:02:53,650 --> 00:02:57,419 - I can't pay for a ring using promissory notes. - That's like real money. 44 00:02:57,519 --> 00:02:59,604 - You can count on it. - I'm counting on you! 45 00:02:59,687 --> 00:03:01,723 Ribulsi! Excuse me, Alfonso. 46 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,940 - Goodbye, ladies. - Goodbye! - Have faith! 47 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,148 - Listen. - Yes? - Make up your mind or I'll lose the car. 48 00:03:07,476 --> 00:03:10,280 - Please, not while I'm working! - We've been waiting for two hours. 49 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:14,323 - I know, stay calm! - What are we doing tonight? - I don't know... 50 00:03:14,407 --> 00:03:15,947 What has Riccardo decided? 51 00:03:16,047 --> 00:03:18,057 Riccardo is waiting for your decision. 52 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:20,125 - And I'm waiting for his! - So, what shall we do? 53 00:03:20,207 --> 00:03:22,846 - I'll call him later. - Good morning, Citro�n Dealer. 54 00:03:23,087 --> 00:03:25,396 Yes, sir, certainly... Sure... 55 00:03:25,487 --> 00:03:29,197 - Riccardo! - Yes? - Excuse me, Ribulsi, he'll be right back. 56 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:33,042 Certainly, sir, we'll be happy to serve you! 57 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:34,561 Listen, Riccardo. 58 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:37,798 Please tell the girls that I'm busy tonight. 59 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:41,880 Besides, don't let them come here in the office, at least! 60 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:45,245 - They're nice though, aren't they? - Yes, but they're not good decoration. 61 00:03:45,345 --> 00:03:48,152 Besides, it's not the right time. I'm settling down, I'm getting married. 62 00:03:48,252 --> 00:03:49,803 - I didn't ask them to come... - I know... 63 00:03:49,903 --> 00:03:51,923 They want to know what we're doing tonight. 64 00:03:52,007 --> 00:03:54,123 I won't come. If you want to go out with them, go ahead. 65 00:03:54,207 --> 00:03:56,641 And tell Jacqueline that I'm getting married! 66 00:03:56,727 --> 00:03:58,877 She must not bother me, okay? 67 00:03:58,967 --> 00:04:00,446 I won't! You must tell her! 68 00:04:00,527 --> 00:04:02,677 - No, you tell her, my boy! - You tell her... 69 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:04,359 You introduced me to her! 70 00:04:04,447 --> 00:04:06,039 - Come on! - Alfonso! 71 00:04:06,127 --> 00:04:07,276 Ribulsi! 72 00:04:07,367 --> 00:04:09,967 - Goodbye! - What are you doing to that car? Do you want to break it? 73 00:04:10,067 --> 00:04:11,215 Close the door. 74 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:15,885 Come, come! Come and take a look at my late family. 75 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:18,845 This is my poor Giovanni, my brother-in-law, 76 00:04:18,927 --> 00:04:20,536 my sister's husband. 77 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:22,339 - Poor guy... - The one in the middle? 78 00:04:22,607 --> 00:04:26,805 All these books belonged to the men of my family. 79 00:04:26,887 --> 00:04:31,517 My uncle, my brother, my grandfather and my grandfather's grandfather. 80 00:04:31,607 --> 00:04:33,723 Old memories... 81 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:37,322 This is Regina's father. 82 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:39,637 - Her father? - Her father. Oh, dear! 83 00:04:39,727 --> 00:04:43,276 He had the same nature as her, you know? Always cheerful... 84 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:48,043 He died happy; he looked like a diplomat, with a smile on his face. 85 00:04:52,943 --> 00:04:55,022 My goodness! This record player doesn't work anymore. 86 00:04:55,122 --> 00:04:58,484 Why don't you ask Pompa Marcelli to bring you a newer one? 87 00:04:58,567 --> 00:05:01,559 I bought it because it worked well alongside my German radio. 88 00:05:01,647 --> 00:05:02,557 What a miser! 89 00:05:02,647 --> 00:05:05,957 < You can't imagine how it was during the Spanish flu epidemic. 90 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:08,257 Aunt Mafalda stole my fianc�. 91 00:05:08,878 --> 00:05:10,381 - Alfonsino? - Yes! 92 00:05:13,295 --> 00:05:16,701 Thank you, Father Mariano! I'm so happy! 93 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:20,667 < This is my only consolation. - Father Mariano! 94 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,652 < My poor son Tiziano... 95 00:05:23,794 --> 00:05:26,282 Will you let my fianc� stay with me now? 96 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:30,091 My dear, I was just showing him our family shrine. 97 00:05:30,191 --> 00:05:32,795 Aunt, why don't you throw all this old stuff away? 98 00:05:32,895 --> 00:05:35,787 No! No! The whole apartment is yours, 99 00:05:35,887 --> 00:05:39,190 but I want these sacred memories of mine to remain here. 100 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:42,599 - I beg your pardon. - Come! Look! Come with me! 101 00:05:42,687 --> 00:05:44,136 - I'm coming. - Come with me. 102 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:45,739 - Coming, Regina? - No, aunt... 103 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:47,831 - Take a look at this! - Don't show him that! 104 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,682 - No, no, no... - Regina! I'm not a kid! 105 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,564 - It's terrible! - Look! Look! 106 00:05:52,647 --> 00:05:55,131 This is Giovanni, the way we found him. 107 00:05:56,293 --> 00:05:59,318 - My God! - And then they talk about the Chinese... 108 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:04,454 We are two poor old women, alone. 109 00:06:04,554 --> 00:06:06,618 < I already had some, thanks! - If you only knew... 110 00:06:06,718 --> 00:06:09,405 how much we long for a man to stand by us, 111 00:06:09,505 --> 00:06:11,637 and be the head of the family. 112 00:06:11,727 --> 00:06:13,928 Alfonso, do you understand your new responsibilities? 113 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:16,867 Yes, sure. But you already have a head of the family: Igi, right? 114 00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:19,678 < My dear dumb cousin. - What are you laughing about? You idiot! 115 00:06:19,778 --> 00:06:21,407 No! Not like that! Come here. 116 00:06:21,487 --> 00:06:23,874 - Igi, come to your auntie. - Igi, my eye! 117 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,557 That's good. 118 00:06:25,647 --> 00:06:27,956 - Okay! Leave my hair alone! - Go now, okay? 119 00:06:28,047 --> 00:06:30,641 - Alfonso, have you ever lived among women? - No, why? 120 00:06:30,727 --> 00:06:31,716 Lucky you! 121 00:06:31,807 --> 00:06:34,879 You don't know what it means to spend your childhood with so many aunts. 122 00:06:35,007 --> 00:06:37,157 - Do you know what the Chinese say? - No. 123 00:06:37,247 --> 00:06:40,478 They say that every time you go back home you should beat your wife! 124 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,400 Because, even though she doesn't know why, you know it well! 125 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,398 It's the opposite, you know? 126 00:06:45,487 --> 00:06:47,842 Go dress up, they're waiting for you! This boy... 127 00:06:47,927 --> 00:06:49,532 You'll see, my dear Alfonso! 128 00:06:49,632 --> 00:06:51,956 - Alfonso, would you like something to drink? - With pleasure. 129 00:06:52,056 --> 00:06:53,907 - I'm a little thirsty. - Go ahead. 130 00:06:54,007 --> 00:06:56,458 - We have some good champagne. < Old? I don't feel old! 131 00:06:56,558 --> 00:06:58,581 Regina, I want to tell you something funny. 132 00:06:58,681 --> 00:07:00,895 Sorry Alfonso, but I want to tell her, it's too funny! 133 00:07:00,995 --> 00:07:02,356 - No, never mind. - No, no! 134 00:07:02,447 --> 00:07:04,518 When I told him about you, you know what he said? 135 00:07:04,618 --> 00:07:05,710 Don't listen to him. 136 00:07:05,810 --> 00:07:06,916 "You're nuts!" 137 00:07:07,007 --> 00:07:09,362 "I don't want to have anything to do with bigots or daughters of Mary!" 138 00:07:09,447 --> 00:07:10,800 I never said anything like it. 139 00:07:10,887 --> 00:07:14,098 < Father, why are you so naughty? - I was a daughter of Mary. 140 00:07:14,198 --> 00:07:19,011 - Daughter of Mary?! - Poor Alfonso, they're teasing you. 141 00:07:20,287 --> 00:07:21,561 I'm kidding. 142 00:07:21,661 --> 00:07:24,406 - Come, let's go to the terrace. - As you wish. 143 00:07:24,506 --> 00:07:25,641 < How nice they are! 144 00:07:26,047 --> 00:07:28,050 < Regina is very lucky... 145 00:07:28,150 --> 00:07:30,478 < He's forty, but he doesn't look his age. - How nice it is! 146 00:07:30,567 --> 00:07:34,116 - Do you like it? - You wanted to surprise me, didn't you? 147 00:07:39,047 --> 00:07:40,106 Honey... 148 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,722 Listen, listen! What is it? 149 00:07:59,807 --> 00:08:01,684 It's a choir. They're rehearsing. 150 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:02,670 Nice. 151 00:08:10,767 --> 00:08:11,722 Nice. 152 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,547 Are you Regina's brother? 153 00:08:24,647 --> 00:08:27,719 - Yes! - You know, Regina is quite a nice young woman. 154 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,877 I suppose! It's a family feature. 155 00:08:31,327 --> 00:08:33,443 - Listen: are you engaged? - Yes. 156 00:08:33,527 --> 00:08:36,280 Why don't you go and comb your boyfriend's head, then? 157 00:08:36,923 --> 00:08:38,315 It's too cold! 158 00:08:42,612 --> 00:08:45,201 Alfonso, why don't you jump into the water? 159 00:08:45,287 --> 00:08:46,493 It's beautiful! 160 00:08:48,777 --> 00:08:50,843 What amazing sunlight! 161 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:54,245 You don't know what you're missing. The water is so cool! 162 00:08:54,345 --> 00:08:56,469 - We'll have a swim later, Alfonso. - In the afternoon. 163 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,302 The water's too cold for me now! 164 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:00,805 - Would you put your hand on my back? - Yes. 165 00:09:00,905 --> 00:09:03,227 - No sand, though, okay? - No, no, don't worry! 166 00:09:03,327 --> 00:09:04,651 How cold you are! 167 00:09:04,751 --> 00:09:06,855 - She's so cold! - Really? 168 00:09:10,607 --> 00:09:13,246 Regina, would you hand me the bag? I need some oil. 169 00:09:13,327 --> 00:09:15,602 - Yes. - Can't you do it yourself? 170 00:09:15,687 --> 00:09:17,518 - Well, it's just... - Never mind. 171 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:18,922 - Here! - Thanks! 172 00:09:19,007 --> 00:09:22,795 - My arm... - She certainly looks nice in her bikini, doesn't she? 173 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,519 She's got such long legs! 174 00:09:26,722 --> 00:09:30,361 I'd rather wear a one-piece swimsuit. It's more practical. 175 00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:31,800 And less frivolous. 176 00:09:32,247 --> 00:09:34,852 - Really? - A beautiful woman has nothing to lose! 177 00:09:36,315 --> 00:09:38,570 - You are beautiful! < Nadia! < Yes? 178 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:40,864 < Come, I'll rub some oil on you. - You're tickling me. 179 00:09:40,964 --> 00:09:42,675 < Thank you, Riccardo! - You don't want to? 180 00:09:42,775 --> 00:09:44,836 - No. - Come on... - No. 181 00:09:44,927 --> 00:09:46,713 I'll do it anyway... 182 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,443 First some oil, right? 183 00:09:51,527 --> 00:09:53,295 First the oil, Riccardino. 184 00:09:53,807 --> 00:09:55,684 - Here? - Yes. 185 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,387 - Some here... < How's the water? 186 00:09:57,487 --> 00:09:58,522 < It's warm! 187 00:09:58,607 --> 00:09:59,801 No... Up... 188 00:09:59,887 --> 00:10:01,605 < I won't swim, then. 189 00:10:01,687 --> 00:10:03,359 Well, I'm going to change my swimsuit. 190 00:10:03,447 --> 00:10:04,926 - Up... - Some on your belly... 191 00:10:05,007 --> 00:10:06,235 - Just a little... - No! 192 00:10:06,335 --> 00:10:09,517 - But the sun will burn it. - Not on my belly, only on my shoulders. 193 00:10:09,607 --> 00:10:10,881 - Riccardo! - Yes? 194 00:10:10,967 --> 00:10:12,976 - Stop it. - Where are you going, Alfonso? 195 00:10:13,076 --> 00:10:14,600 I'm going with Regina. 196 00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:16,564 Did you see them? A one-piece swimsuit... 197 00:10:16,647 --> 00:10:18,829 < Look, he's nuts! - And then they lock themselves up. 198 00:10:18,929 --> 00:10:21,072 What's wrong with it? They love each other... 199 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:24,427 If there's one thing I hate, it's vulgarity. 200 00:10:24,702 --> 00:10:26,119 But he's a friend of yours. 201 00:10:26,207 --> 00:10:28,767 Not exactly. We're in business together. You know... 202 00:10:28,847 --> 00:10:30,987 You have to hang out with your business partners... 203 00:10:31,087 --> 00:10:33,999 We don't have to talk about it. He's a nice guy, anyway. 204 00:10:34,087 --> 00:10:35,617 Well... But you're getting cold! 205 00:10:35,717 --> 00:10:38,654 - Why don't you drink a cognac? - No, no. I'd like to change my swimsuit. 206 00:10:38,754 --> 00:10:40,450 - Where can I go? - Here. 207 00:10:40,711 --> 00:10:42,126 - No... - I'll step out! 208 00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:43,481 You little fool... 209 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:45,683 Go upstairs, then. There are many rooms. 210 00:10:45,767 --> 00:10:48,725 - The stairs are over there. Bye! - I'll come back right away. 211 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,498 Why are you saying "bye"? 212 00:10:50,598 --> 00:10:53,962 Well, you're leaving. But you will come back, right? Be quick! 213 00:11:31,447 --> 00:11:32,960 How beautiful you are! 214 00:11:33,314 --> 00:11:36,005 Don't move! I won't do anything. 215 00:11:38,207 --> 00:11:40,514 What do you mean, "I won't do anything"? 216 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:45,080 Nothing... just don't be afraid. 217 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:47,776 - I'm not afraid. - Don't worry: I'll be good. 218 00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:51,637 I like you because you are not biased. 219 00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:56,114 - Biased how? - Well, just biased... 220 00:11:58,232 --> 00:12:00,496 I trust you. You love me, right? 221 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,331 - Sure I do. - Excuse me. 222 00:12:06,072 --> 00:12:08,347 - Don't look at me like that. - It's hard not to! 223 00:12:08,447 --> 00:12:11,837 Look me in the eyes. That's much better, isn't it? 224 00:12:14,327 --> 00:12:15,774 You must be patient. 225 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:19,363 There's no hidden reason and it's not just bourgeois bias. 226 00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:23,520 It's a gift that I want to keep for the man that I'll love. 227 00:12:24,598 --> 00:12:26,045 A wonderful gift. 228 00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:31,040 If you become my husband, you will thank me for this. 229 00:12:32,407 --> 00:12:34,762 This is the only gift I can make. 230 00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:38,794 Alfonso. Come on, let's go watch the sea. 231 00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:51,004 Everything went well, right? I can tell. 232 00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:53,187 You haven't understood anything. 233 00:12:53,452 --> 00:12:54,800 You know why I'm happy? 234 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,663 Because I didn't score at all! 235 00:12:56,763 --> 00:12:58,993 - You didn't? - We're not used to this kind of women. 236 00:12:59,093 --> 00:13:02,200 You don't understand, but that's the best gift... 237 00:13:02,287 --> 00:13:05,085 that life can give us. Look at her! 238 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:10,476 Come! How beautiful is the sea. 239 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:15,439 You've made me wait until now, but tonight you'll be mine. 240 00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:18,127 - I'm telling you... - We're in Church! 241 00:13:18,207 --> 00:13:21,294 Come and visit us often; the children need you. 242 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:24,599 Certainly. You know that I'll never forget you. 243 00:13:27,527 --> 00:13:30,200 Bye... Bye, Regina! 244 00:13:32,007 --> 00:13:34,467 If I hadn't come to have my x-ray on that day... 245 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:37,559 In nine months I want to baptize your first child. Agreed? 246 00:13:38,858 --> 00:13:39,779 Be still! 247 00:13:41,031 --> 00:13:41,953 Thank you. 248 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,896 - Ready, sister? - Am I in the way? 249 00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:47,489 - No, no. - Thank you! 250 00:14:02,451 --> 00:14:04,399 - Come, Alfonso. - Here I come. 251 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,841 A little kiss. 252 00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:12,555 Come on! 253 00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:17,721 Come on! 254 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:22,563 Lucky youth! Come, Regina. 255 00:14:22,663 --> 00:14:25,718 - Uncle, I'm so happy! - You'll see how we arranged Saint Lia. 256 00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:27,361 You won't recognize her. 257 00:14:34,127 --> 00:14:37,119 Work is well under way in the holy temple. 258 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:39,869 Everything on my own, I'm the only one interested in it... 259 00:14:39,969 --> 00:14:43,086 - Look at this beautiful baroque. - Nobody else takes care of it. 260 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:44,725 Look at this, for instance... 261 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,039 Do you remember Saint Anthony? Look at this painting. 262 00:14:48,127 --> 00:14:51,234 Such harmony! It's a perfect work. 263 00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:54,614 But look here... and here... 264 00:14:55,087 --> 00:14:57,515 I need a good painter to fix it. 265 00:14:57,615 --> 00:15:00,307 And I have to take care of everything, because neither the local office... 266 00:15:00,407 --> 00:15:02,492 - nor anybody else will. - How much is it worth? 267 00:15:02,592 --> 00:15:05,924 Commercially, I don't know, because the Church can't sell anything, 268 00:15:06,007 --> 00:15:09,057 but I guess it could be worth five or six million. 269 00:15:09,157 --> 00:15:11,782 Uncle, I'd like to give my orange flowers to Saint Lia. 270 00:15:11,882 --> 00:15:15,227 You're right, dear niece. You'll see how beautiful she is! 271 00:15:15,327 --> 00:15:19,161 She looks beautiful. Everything new. Everything renovated. 272 00:15:19,247 --> 00:15:22,398 Just imagine: I asked the embalmers of His Holiness to come here! 273 00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,633 < I'd like to tell you what happened to me... 274 00:15:24,733 --> 00:15:27,237 < Don't take the Parish under your arm! 275 00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:29,926 There she is. 276 00:15:32,051 --> 00:15:33,023 Look. 277 00:15:34,287 --> 00:15:35,955 Look how beautiful she is! 278 00:15:38,127 --> 00:15:40,456 Thank you, Saint Lia. Excuse me. 279 00:15:44,687 --> 00:15:47,485 This is the most beautiful souvenir of my childhood. 280 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:50,161 So many nights I dreamed of her! Who is he? 281 00:15:50,247 --> 00:15:52,602 She's a woman, Saint Lia. 282 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,373 You're teasing me... Saint Lia? 283 00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:57,122 - Can't you see the beard? - She's a woman, I'm telling you. 284 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,413 The beard is the miracle, don't you know? 285 00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:00,881 No. What miracle? 286 00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:04,084 When Saint Lia was a young girl, she used to go fetch the water... 287 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:05,978 from the fountain in the village. 288 00:16:06,078 --> 00:16:08,401 One day she was attacked by two men... 289 00:16:08,487 --> 00:16:11,160 that wanted to... Well, you understand, don't you? 290 00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:12,514 No, I don't! 291 00:16:12,614 --> 00:16:14,884 What could they want? She had a beard! 292 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:17,003 No, she had no beard as yet. 293 00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:20,397 When she realized that those men wanted to take her purity... 294 00:16:20,773 --> 00:16:23,923 she fell on her knees and prayed to the Holy Virgin to save her, so... 295 00:16:24,007 --> 00:16:26,919 - The Holy Virgin let her grow a beard. - Right! 296 00:16:28,017 --> 00:16:29,948 - Will you give me some money? - Yes. 297 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:33,095 < Who's whistling in Church? 298 00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:37,882 Thus she became the Patron of the young girls in the village. 299 00:16:38,157 --> 00:16:41,482 Nowadays the young girls, dressed in white, take her in procession... 300 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,842 and ask her to be blessed with a good husband. 301 00:16:43,927 --> 00:16:45,963 Did you often go in procession? 302 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,366 Yes, always. 303 00:16:47,447 --> 00:16:50,757 I used to dress in gold and silver, with little wings. 304 00:16:50,847 --> 00:16:52,997 - Really? - Let's see. 305 00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:55,278 - Uncle Giuseppe... - Would you like some cards? 306 00:16:55,378 --> 00:16:57,126 - Thank you. - As a souvenir... 307 00:16:57,207 --> 00:16:58,879 - Can we mail them? - Absolutely! 308 00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:00,878 - Remember our Saint, okay? - Yes. 309 00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:04,562 - I suggest you take some rest. We're all tired. - Where? 310 00:17:04,647 --> 00:17:06,365 In uncle Giovanni's room. 311 00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:08,199 - Thank you! - Dear nephew... 312 00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:11,836 you're about to see one of the finest examples... 313 00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:14,113 of religious fortifications. 314 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:23,069 Do you remember how many times you have played in this room? 315 00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:26,598 Alfonso! Alfon... There's no echo. 316 00:17:26,687 --> 00:17:27,836 Little fool! 317 00:17:27,927 --> 00:17:31,044 This was a fortified convent! 318 00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:34,499 - Look, Alfonso. - How many apples! The parish harvest? 319 00:17:34,599 --> 00:17:37,551 These are real apples! Not like those from the city. 320 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,533 - Have a bite. - They're very good. 321 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:42,605 If you like them - this one's for me... 322 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,279 - How tasty! - If you like them... 323 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,403 I could send you 200 or 300 kg of them. 324 00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:48,603 - Sure! - You'd appreciate it, right? 325 00:17:48,872 --> 00:17:50,400 - Reverend! - Come, Alfonso. 326 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,966 - Excuse me. < Come! 327 00:17:52,047 --> 00:17:54,917 - Why are you speaking so loudly? - The surveyor from the municipality is here! 328 00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:58,436 - What timing! - It's not my fault! 329 00:17:59,331 --> 00:18:02,336 Excuse me, I'll be right back. 330 00:18:10,327 --> 00:18:12,611 - It's locked! - He forgot the keys. 331 00:18:12,711 --> 00:18:14,125 He's getting old! 332 00:18:15,487 --> 00:18:17,402 Uncle! Uncle! 333 00:18:19,154 --> 00:18:21,005 He's become a little deaf, too. 334 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,764 What shall we do now? 335 00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:26,522 Come. 336 00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:32,850 Where are you going? 337 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:35,886 Wait! Where are you going? 338 00:18:43,927 --> 00:18:44,996 Come! 339 00:18:49,573 --> 00:18:50,635 What's this? 340 00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,019 But... Who put it here? 341 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,727 There's a skeleton with all his bones... 342 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,321 I'll take this. 343 00:19:39,407 --> 00:19:40,827 We'll put it here, okay? 344 00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:42,997 - This is a nice piece of furniture. - Be careful! 345 00:19:43,087 --> 00:19:45,376 - The trinkets too. - Hand them to me. 346 00:19:45,997 --> 00:19:46,918 This... 347 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:52,159 This furniture would go very well in my wife's house. 348 00:19:52,247 --> 00:19:54,761 - Have your tastes changed? - My tastes haven't changed... 349 00:19:54,847 --> 00:19:56,360 - Right... - I have evolved. 350 00:19:56,447 --> 00:19:59,074 We had no time to think about the furniture... 351 00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:01,307 Antique furniture doesn't lose its value over time. 352 00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:03,213 But you used to really like this stuff. 353 00:20:03,313 --> 00:20:05,284 - It's beautiful; you don't get tired of it. - What about that? 354 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:07,627 Modern furniture loses its appeal. All that stuff can go. 355 00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:09,892 - What about the painting? - Everything goes. 356 00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:11,887 - But you used to... - I don't like modern stuff. 357 00:20:11,987 --> 00:20:13,125 This one comes with me. 358 00:20:13,207 --> 00:20:15,677 - It's not antique, but I like it. - What about the pier glass? 359 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:18,361 - I'll give it to you. - Slowly! 360 00:20:18,447 --> 00:20:20,756 Holy cow, what a narrow stairway! 361 00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,075 Alfonso! 362 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,667 Say, how's it going with Regina? 363 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,086 Great, I already told you. 364 00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,442 How is she in bed at night? 365 00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:30,914 Hey, Riccardino! 366 00:20:31,295 --> 00:20:33,004 Could you be a little less vulgar? 367 00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:35,647 When a marriage goes well in bed, then it's perfect! 368 00:20:35,727 --> 00:20:39,481 I agree, but you could be a little more discreet. 369 00:20:39,751 --> 00:20:41,554 Darn it! We're friends! 370 00:20:44,391 --> 00:20:46,187 - Give it to me. - You know what? 371 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,655 She's the end of the world. 372 00:20:47,755 --> 00:20:49,896 - Really? - Sensuality at its best. 373 00:20:49,996 --> 00:20:52,969 She's a... just a wild force of nature. 374 00:20:53,811 --> 00:20:55,827 How can it be? With that cute little face of hers? 375 00:20:55,927 --> 00:20:58,361 - She seemed so cold... - It's the law of the opposites. 376 00:20:58,447 --> 00:21:01,245 Those with a peasant-like face, when they're in bed... 377 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,252 - Unbelievable. - Better than the French girl? 378 00:21:03,352 --> 00:21:05,776 - What French girl? - Don't you remember, in Nice? 379 00:21:05,876 --> 00:21:08,766 - Sure I do. - You said she was the end of the world! 380 00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:11,547 Well, she's something more. She's the beginning of a new world. 381 00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:14,292 - What do you do to women? - I have nothing to do with it. 382 00:21:14,392 --> 00:21:16,766 I just had some experience with "pleasure", that's all. 383 00:21:16,866 --> 00:21:19,575 It's her, you get it? She takes care of everything... 384 00:21:19,675 --> 00:21:21,027 What did you say? 385 00:21:21,127 --> 00:21:23,163 - Experience with...? - Experience with "pleasure". 386 00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:25,175 Experience with "pleasure"... That's nice. 387 00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:27,647 Write it down. So you can use it too. 388 00:21:27,927 --> 00:21:31,795 - So, she takes care of everything? - Yes! I already told you. 389 00:21:31,887 --> 00:21:35,153 I wonder how they can know everything and yet still be virgins? 390 00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,403 I have no idea. 391 00:21:36,487 --> 00:21:38,125 I guess it's love that guides you... 392 00:21:38,207 --> 00:21:39,913 You follow your instinct. 393 00:21:40,013 --> 00:21:42,662 How about this big belly? Will you hang it on your bed? 394 00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:44,896 Don't be stupid. I'll give it to you, if you want it. 395 00:21:44,996 --> 00:21:45,923 I'll take it! 396 00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:47,995 - You can give me 250,000 lire. - Holy cow! 397 00:21:48,095 --> 00:21:49,947 That's by Zanetti! An original work! 398 00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,175 And this scenery? 399 00:21:51,275 --> 00:21:53,147 Where else can you see scenery like this? 400 00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:55,602 At her house, but it's from a closer distance. 401 00:21:55,687 --> 00:21:58,535 - Smaller. - You idiot... bigger; I'm closer! 402 00:22:01,247 --> 00:22:02,413 Alfonso... 403 00:22:03,996 --> 00:22:06,139 You remember our nights here? 404 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,046 With all those beautiful girls... Our summers here on the balcony... 405 00:22:10,146 --> 00:22:11,665 You're trapped, Alfonso! 406 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:12,736 Why? 407 00:22:13,127 --> 00:22:14,355 No, you're lucky. 408 00:22:14,447 --> 00:22:17,723 You found a virginal woman, she's great in bed, 409 00:22:17,807 --> 00:22:20,964 you're near the Vatican. What more could you ask for? 410 00:22:22,447 --> 00:22:23,615 Sports news. 411 00:22:24,327 --> 00:22:25,751 How firm you are! 412 00:22:26,051 --> 00:22:28,476 And after our evening report, the movie: 413 00:22:28,576 --> 00:22:31,119 "The carnival of life". Next, our night report... 414 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,301 Alfonso... 415 00:22:33,410 --> 00:22:34,472 Turn it off. 416 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:41,046 - Come on! - Damn it, it hurts! 417 00:22:45,673 --> 00:22:46,841 My arm... 418 00:22:52,087 --> 00:22:53,334 Where is it? 419 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:57,082 Where are my pyjamas? Darn it! 420 00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,161 Raise your leg! 421 00:22:59,487 --> 00:23:03,356 - Raise your leg... - No, you're hurting me... 422 00:23:04,698 --> 00:23:05,916 It's not here. 423 00:23:06,047 --> 00:23:08,436 I can't find it... I can't find it... 424 00:23:08,536 --> 00:23:11,335 - But I found this, and it's pretty big! - Ouch! 425 00:23:12,830 --> 00:23:13,947 I'm choking. 426 00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:15,895 My God, I'm choking... 427 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:28,894 There it is. There it is. 428 00:23:30,937 --> 00:23:33,412 The golden coast! La Cote d'Or! 429 00:23:48,012 --> 00:23:49,078 Stop it! 430 00:23:51,594 --> 00:23:53,157 Little shiver... 431 00:23:55,942 --> 00:23:57,024 Stop it! 432 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,279 Don't look at me, I'm naked! 433 00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:12,995 See, if we had a remote control, from our bed... 434 00:24:13,856 --> 00:24:15,446 We could turn it off. 435 00:24:40,287 --> 00:24:41,959 It's a little cold. 436 00:24:43,407 --> 00:24:44,726 God, it's cold! 437 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:08,979 # Tahiti way, Tahiti way, Tahiti... 438 00:26:23,595 --> 00:26:25,126 What's all this noise? 439 00:26:25,207 --> 00:26:27,357 Do you want to keep us awake, even at night? 440 00:26:27,447 --> 00:26:29,199 And you go around the house all naked! 441 00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:31,084 What did I do? For God's sake... 442 00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:33,016 Nothing, but let us sleep at night! 443 00:26:33,116 --> 00:26:35,521 - We can't sleep because of you! - Good night! 444 00:26:35,621 --> 00:26:38,653 - A naked man around the house... - You were right to tell him! 445 00:26:38,753 --> 00:26:40,889 All right! I'll cover up... Good night! 446 00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:54,196 Regina! Maybe your aunt got offended? 447 00:26:55,295 --> 00:26:56,766 Regina, where are you? 448 00:27:00,573 --> 00:27:01,560 Come on... 449 00:27:07,367 --> 00:27:10,314 Are you crazy? Goddamn it... 450 00:27:10,414 --> 00:27:13,280 Are you nuts? My heart is hurting. 451 00:27:13,367 --> 00:27:14,597 I'm short of breath! 452 00:27:14,697 --> 00:27:18,284 - I'll make artificial breath for you. - Don't play this kind of game with me. 453 00:27:18,830 --> 00:27:20,252 I can't believe it... 454 00:27:22,215 --> 00:27:24,579 You know that I could have a heart attack? 455 00:27:34,807 --> 00:27:37,474 I'll make artificial breath for you. 456 00:27:53,566 --> 00:27:56,907 - Our help is in the name of the Lord. - Who made heaven and Earth. 457 00:27:57,007 --> 00:28:00,347 - May the Lord be with you. - And also with you. - Let's pray. 458 00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:03,086 Bless, Lord, this bed... 459 00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:06,125 and may those who lie in it be at peace... 460 00:28:06,207 --> 00:28:09,404 and live according to your will and grow and multiply... 461 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:12,430 for many years and join the kingdom of Heaven. Amen. 462 00:28:12,530 --> 00:28:13,432 Amen. 463 00:28:17,358 --> 00:28:20,644 Father, now I'd like you... 464 00:28:20,727 --> 00:28:22,833 to bless our dining room. 465 00:28:23,127 --> 00:28:25,436 I cooked some lamb for you. 466 00:28:25,527 --> 00:28:29,122 I hope that you'll like it. Our men used to like it very much. 467 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,850 - Aren't you touched? - Certainly! 468 00:28:30,950 --> 00:28:32,032 Come, Father. 469 00:28:33,895 --> 00:28:36,680 - Happy Easter, my children! - Quick! Let's have the meal ready! 470 00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:38,125 With all these people... 471 00:28:38,207 --> 00:28:40,198 - Best wishes! - Happy Easter! 472 00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:42,596 Hurrah! How happy I am at Easter time! 473 00:28:42,687 --> 00:28:45,679 See, dear Mariano, I think that... 474 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,803 Easter is the greatest Christian holiday. 475 00:28:47,887 --> 00:28:52,677 I like Christmas better, because... Christmas is merrier, 476 00:28:52,767 --> 00:28:54,997 - it's more poetic... - Glory be to God on high. 477 00:28:55,097 --> 00:28:56,162 < Enjoy your meal! 478 00:28:56,854 --> 00:28:59,326 Regarding Easter, even Saint Paul wrote: 479 00:28:59,407 --> 00:29:01,814 "Without resurrection our faith would be empty". 480 00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:03,211 - But... - No, thanks. 481 00:29:03,311 --> 00:29:05,631 - Christmas with your family, Easter with your friends. 482 00:29:05,731 --> 00:29:08,960 It's about the sacrifice of the cross to win over death: that's Easter! 483 00:29:09,047 --> 00:29:14,360 You see, at Christmas time you have the grotto, the donkey and the ox... 484 00:29:14,447 --> 00:29:17,007 - the ox, the ox... - Excuse me, aunt, you can talk about it later. 485 00:29:17,087 --> 00:29:19,885 - I need Father Mariano for a while. - Go ahead! 486 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,286 - Excuse me! - Excuse me! 487 00:29:21,878 --> 00:29:24,615 - Did you give your blessing to everything? - Everything. 488 00:29:25,767 --> 00:29:26,995 Come here, then. 489 00:29:27,087 --> 00:29:29,115 You should bless these. 490 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:32,042 - These? - These are his eggs, you know? 491 00:29:32,127 --> 00:29:34,436 His fresh eggs. Poor guy... 492 00:29:34,527 --> 00:29:35,755 - What?! < Happy Easter! 493 00:29:35,847 --> 00:29:38,122 You blessed those hard eggs before, right? 494 00:29:38,207 --> 00:29:40,277 These are fresh, instead. They're for me. 495 00:29:40,367 --> 00:29:41,925 Don't touch them! They're mine! 496 00:29:42,007 --> 00:29:45,176 - You're making such a big deal over an egg! - Will you give me your blessing? 497 00:29:45,276 --> 00:29:46,998 - Yes, alright... - Elvira! Elvira! 498 00:29:47,087 --> 00:29:48,281 Chocolate! 499 00:29:48,367 --> 00:29:50,278 < Eat your chocolate, so you'll have the runs... 500 00:29:50,367 --> 00:29:53,110 - You understand? - Not really. < Don't talk back! 501 00:29:53,711 --> 00:29:56,880 I'm relying on those eggs. They're all for making zabaglione. 502 00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:58,798 Don't be disrespectful, okay? 503 00:29:58,887 --> 00:30:00,366 Who's disrespectful? 504 00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:02,677 - This matter is very serious. < Regina. 505 00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:04,237 Sit down! 506 00:30:04,727 --> 00:30:06,964 - Would you like anything? - No, thank you. 507 00:30:07,465 --> 00:30:09,403 The eggs must produce a miracle. 508 00:30:09,487 --> 00:30:12,081 I'm telling you. Otherwise, even all my good will... 509 00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:14,886 - won't be of any help. - Something's wrong? 510 00:30:15,239 --> 00:30:18,404 My goodness, no... Everything's alright, I can't complain. 511 00:30:18,504 --> 00:30:20,124 Everybody's nice with me. 512 00:30:20,207 --> 00:30:22,198 My mother-in-law, aunt Mafalda... 513 00:30:23,332 --> 00:30:25,199 Business is great... 514 00:30:25,287 --> 00:30:26,640 Regina is so sweet... 515 00:30:26,727 --> 00:30:28,160 What's the matter, then? 516 00:30:28,247 --> 00:30:30,474 She doesn't realize that I'm forty. 517 00:30:31,749 --> 00:30:34,201 - Do you need anything? - We don't need anything. 518 00:30:34,287 --> 00:30:35,856 We're talking, please... 519 00:30:36,607 --> 00:30:39,246 Try to have a child, as soon as you can. 520 00:30:39,346 --> 00:30:41,422 What do you mean, "try to have a child"? 521 00:30:41,522 --> 00:30:43,962 That's the only thing we've been doing; I already told you! 522 00:30:44,062 --> 00:30:45,116 Igi, please! 523 00:30:45,207 --> 00:30:47,493 - I'm trying to listen! - Precisely! Excuse us, okay? 524 00:30:47,593 --> 00:30:49,547 We're having a conversation! Please! 525 00:30:49,647 --> 00:30:51,977 The only thing that bothers me... come! 526 00:30:53,447 --> 00:30:55,958 The eggs aren't working at all. 527 00:30:56,407 --> 00:30:59,387 - I hope that your blessing... - Never mind the eggs! 528 00:30:59,653 --> 00:31:00,602 I'm sorry. 529 00:31:00,687 --> 00:31:02,643 A child would sort things out. 530 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:04,524 There won't be just the two of you anymore. 531 00:31:04,607 --> 00:31:06,359 There'll be three of you! 532 00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:11,115 Wife-lover, wife-mother, wife-sister. 533 00:31:12,093 --> 00:31:13,295 You understand? 534 00:31:14,517 --> 00:31:15,469 Come! 535 00:31:22,367 --> 00:31:24,244 < Why don't you make a little more effort? 536 00:31:24,327 --> 00:31:25,512 What are you doing? 537 00:31:28,009 --> 00:31:30,613 - No... - Father Mariano, can I help you? 538 00:31:30,713 --> 00:31:33,147 - No, thank you, Father Giulivo! - Thank you. 539 00:31:33,247 --> 00:31:35,253 Maybe I wasn't clear enough. 540 00:31:35,714 --> 00:31:37,398 Everything works perfectly. 541 00:31:37,487 --> 00:31:39,737 - I don't need any medicine. - I know. 542 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:43,604 It's a light tonic to get you into better shape. 543 00:31:43,704 --> 00:31:46,162 - Everybody uses it! - But these are shots! 544 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:50,996 - Igi, leave them alone. - Let me stay here! 545 00:31:51,087 --> 00:31:52,281 Get out of here! 546 00:31:52,381 --> 00:31:55,435 < Always among women! < We can go for a ride in the country... 547 00:31:56,271 --> 00:31:59,200 You know that I don't like shots, forget it. 548 00:31:59,287 --> 00:32:02,353 Since you're so intimate with her, 549 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,195 why don't you talk to her? 550 00:32:04,287 --> 00:32:07,145 You're her spiritual guide, after all. 551 00:32:07,770 --> 00:32:08,862 Talk to whom? 552 00:32:09,741 --> 00:32:10,892 To Regina. 553 00:32:11,321 --> 00:32:15,565 You should tell her to take it easier. 554 00:32:18,607 --> 00:32:22,370 Concerning this matter, Saint Alfonso de Liguori wrote on his knees, 555 00:32:22,761 --> 00:32:24,907 lest he might be led into temptation. 556 00:32:25,007 --> 00:32:27,316 Saint Alfonso? Is that my Saint? 557 00:32:27,407 --> 00:32:28,358 Yes. 558 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,279 What did he write about? 559 00:32:32,527 --> 00:32:34,414 About marital relationships. 560 00:32:34,727 --> 00:32:37,480 - What? About marital relationships? - Yes! 561 00:32:37,752 --> 00:32:39,176 He wrote about it? 562 00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:40,562 In Latin. 563 00:32:41,967 --> 00:32:44,083 "The spouse cannot and must not refuse... 564 00:32:44,167 --> 00:32:47,398 "the other spouse's legitimate, even holy, desire". 565 00:32:47,684 --> 00:32:50,631 Yes, it's a holy desire and nobody can refuse it, Alfonso. 566 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:53,001 Never? 567 00:32:54,167 --> 00:32:56,734 The legitimate desire must be tempered... 568 00:32:56,834 --> 00:32:58,524 by a reasonable moderation. 569 00:32:58,607 --> 00:33:00,382 Yes, I understand. You're right. 570 00:33:01,124 --> 00:33:03,919 But I'm ashamed to talk about this with Regina. 571 00:33:04,007 --> 00:33:06,747 - It's beautiful, isn't it? - Yes. 572 00:33:07,056 --> 00:33:08,656 You should thank God! 573 00:33:09,267 --> 00:33:10,640 What should I do? 574 00:33:12,607 --> 00:33:14,518 You'll see: time will sort it out. 575 00:33:14,607 --> 00:33:17,360 Wife-lover, wife-mother, wife-sister! 576 00:33:17,447 --> 00:33:20,120 But remember the final purpose I told you about. 577 00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:21,414 Procreation... 578 00:33:21,514 --> 00:33:24,364 Good! You haven't forgotten! Good! 579 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:27,237 Remember, a child must come soon! 580 00:33:28,129 --> 00:33:31,357 Father Mariano, I just need to keep in good health... 581 00:33:52,466 --> 00:33:55,557 I was looking for you. Why are you here? 582 00:33:56,404 --> 00:33:58,667 I didn't feel like staying there. 583 00:34:01,047 --> 00:34:04,403 I was talking to Father Mariano. What an extraordinary man! 584 00:34:08,207 --> 00:34:10,722 It's starting to get hot, isn't it? 585 00:34:10,822 --> 00:34:11,784 Yes. 586 00:34:13,566 --> 00:34:14,931 What's the matter? 587 00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:17,379 Nothing. Just thinking. 588 00:34:18,004 --> 00:34:19,525 - Are you angry? - No. 589 00:34:21,834 --> 00:34:23,141 What is it, then? 590 00:34:24,367 --> 00:34:25,721 I'm thinking... 591 00:34:26,463 --> 00:34:29,027 Okay, "you're thinking"... Thinking about what? 592 00:34:29,127 --> 00:34:30,085 Nothing! 593 00:34:34,567 --> 00:34:36,558 I wanted to show you something. 594 00:34:41,807 --> 00:34:43,365 - Look! - What is it? 595 00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:45,893 - It's my grandma's nightgown. - Really? 596 00:34:47,409 --> 00:34:48,931 Look how nice it is! 597 00:34:49,946 --> 00:34:51,975 Very nice. A little rough, though! 598 00:34:52,306 --> 00:34:53,923 The little angel... 599 00:34:57,045 --> 00:35:01,012 "I don't do it for my pleasure, but to please God". 600 00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:05,507 You don't understand anything! You always ruin everything! 601 00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:07,359 Come on! What did I do? 602 00:35:09,712 --> 00:35:11,059 Come on, Regina! 603 00:35:11,761 --> 00:35:13,524 I thought it was ripped. 604 00:35:13,793 --> 00:35:15,725 Poetry means nothing to you. 605 00:35:18,007 --> 00:35:21,790 Our grandparents... pretty smart, right? Look at this! 606 00:35:23,847 --> 00:35:25,617 Take me, I'm yours! 607 00:35:35,293 --> 00:35:36,366 You fool. 608 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,492 Let's put it away now, or it will get ruined. 609 00:35:45,086 --> 00:35:46,315 Are you sleeping? 610 00:35:46,407 --> 00:35:49,971 - No. I'm dead. - Really? 611 00:35:53,887 --> 00:35:56,802 I'll take the new car, so he'll be able to test it tomorrow. 612 00:35:56,902 --> 00:35:59,347 - Alright. - Don't forget the promissory notes. 613 00:35:59,447 --> 00:36:02,006 - Did I ever forget anything? - Let's not argue. 614 00:36:02,106 --> 00:36:03,859 - Coming with me? - No! Let's talk. 615 00:36:03,959 --> 00:36:06,669 - Let's go drink a coffee. - No, thank you. Bye. 616 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,314 Give me the keys. 617 00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:21,319 - Good night, sir! - Bye! 618 00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:44,493 Damn! These shots hurt like hell! 619 00:36:45,098 --> 00:36:46,720 Are they of any use, at least? 620 00:36:46,807 --> 00:36:50,131 They're made up of hormone extract. It usually works. 621 00:36:51,477 --> 00:36:54,404 - You should lose some weight. - I know. 622 00:36:54,487 --> 00:36:57,843 A handsome young man like you... look at this fat! 623 00:37:17,647 --> 00:37:20,002 ...from the central government seem to have occupied... 624 00:37:20,087 --> 00:37:23,682 a strategic headquarters in the northern area. 625 00:37:23,767 --> 00:37:26,839 The rebels aim to create a separate state. 626 00:37:27,848 --> 00:37:30,799 At a level crossing on the road from Sondrio to Milan... 627 00:37:30,887 --> 00:37:34,375 a Swiss car was almost hit by the buffers of a train passing by. 628 00:37:34,475 --> 00:37:36,879 Fortunately, none of the tourists... 629 00:37:36,967 --> 00:37:38,431 have been hurt. 630 00:37:39,755 --> 00:37:42,175 They got away with just a fine. 631 00:37:43,847 --> 00:37:46,236 France has decided to adopt a cooler approach... 632 00:37:46,327 --> 00:37:48,591 in its dealings with Munich. 633 00:37:52,788 --> 00:37:55,227 Stamps will cost 50 cents... 634 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:57,295 instead of 25 cents. 635 00:38:08,277 --> 00:38:10,238 - It's you, darling? - Hi, honey! 636 00:38:10,327 --> 00:38:11,521 - Hi! How... - Open up! 637 00:38:11,607 --> 00:38:13,802 - Let me get the keys. - I wanted to surprise you. 638 00:38:13,887 --> 00:38:16,548 - I left the keys in my jacket. - Hurry! - I'll be right back. 639 00:38:16,648 --> 00:38:18,014 "Surprise"... 640 00:38:19,692 --> 00:38:20,765 No! 641 00:38:23,890 --> 00:38:24,904 No! No! 642 00:38:32,687 --> 00:38:33,809 Holy... 643 00:38:45,670 --> 00:38:46,939 A "surprise"! 644 00:38:55,348 --> 00:38:56,442 Sorry, dear. 645 00:38:56,967 --> 00:38:59,003 Are you happy I'm here? 646 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:00,062 Sure. 647 00:39:02,247 --> 00:39:05,076 These cars look like monsters at night. 648 00:39:05,987 --> 00:39:08,323 Alfonso, wait for me! I'm scared! 649 00:39:12,287 --> 00:39:14,669 Say, why this late-hour visit? 650 00:39:15,938 --> 00:39:17,639 I wanted to see you, so much. 651 00:39:17,727 --> 00:39:18,676 Really? 652 00:39:20,725 --> 00:39:22,851 Look what I brought. Beautiful, aren't they? 653 00:39:22,951 --> 00:39:24,555 Beautiful. Thank you! 654 00:39:26,287 --> 00:39:27,909 Let's put them here, alright? 655 00:39:29,607 --> 00:39:31,547 Remove the tinfoil, at least. 656 00:39:31,647 --> 00:39:32,565 Right. 657 00:39:38,465 --> 00:39:39,968 You have nothing to say? 658 00:39:41,217 --> 00:39:42,178 Hi! 659 00:39:43,167 --> 00:39:45,147 - Can I sit down? - Yes, sure. Sorry. 660 00:39:45,247 --> 00:39:46,999 I'll watch you while you work. 661 00:39:47,087 --> 00:39:49,086 Yes. But I'm telling you... 662 00:39:49,186 --> 00:39:51,517 - You can't stay longer than half an hour. - As you wish. 663 00:39:51,607 --> 00:39:54,640 Otherwise you'll get tired... and it'll be late... 664 00:39:55,089 --> 00:39:56,572 I'm sure you'd get tired. 665 00:39:56,672 --> 00:39:58,055 You know, I... 666 00:39:59,699 --> 00:40:01,960 Will you often work like this, at night? 667 00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:04,513 No. Not often, just tonight. 668 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:06,605 We're afraid of the tax police. 669 00:40:06,687 --> 00:40:09,645 This is a dangerous time, they're obsessed with us. 670 00:40:11,337 --> 00:40:13,974 - Did you eat? - No. 671 00:40:14,637 --> 00:40:17,147 - Aren't you going to eat? - No, no. 672 00:40:17,247 --> 00:40:19,231 At least not until I'm hungry... 673 00:40:20,363 --> 00:40:22,721 I'm always talking and you can't work. 674 00:40:22,807 --> 00:40:24,282 No, go ahead... 675 00:40:24,945 --> 00:40:27,076 It's not difficult work... 676 00:40:27,167 --> 00:40:28,723 I only need to... 677 00:40:29,447 --> 00:40:30,980 check something. 678 00:40:31,407 --> 00:40:34,131 On the contrary, go ahead and talk; I like that. 679 00:40:50,887 --> 00:40:52,957 What's this? A sofa bed? 680 00:40:54,727 --> 00:40:56,877 - What? - Is it a sofa bed? 681 00:40:57,847 --> 00:40:59,063 I think so. 682 00:40:59,726 --> 00:41:03,238 Yes, it must be one of those sofas that you can pull out. 683 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,889 I'd never seen it before. Was it already here? 684 00:41:05,989 --> 00:41:07,286 Yes, it always has been. 685 00:41:09,242 --> 00:41:11,057 Even before getting married? 686 00:41:12,687 --> 00:41:15,227 Since we furnished the hall and bought the furniture. 687 00:41:15,327 --> 00:41:17,315 It's always been here. Can't you remember? 688 00:41:17,415 --> 00:41:19,763 The sofa, the armchairs, everything. Why? 689 00:41:19,863 --> 00:41:21,299 It's quite big. 690 00:41:22,127 --> 00:41:24,443 Honey, look at me! 691 00:41:25,473 --> 00:41:27,084 You're getting the wrong idea. 692 00:41:27,167 --> 00:41:31,720 I've never done that sort of thing here in the office! Never. 693 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,283 - No way! - I don't believe you. 694 00:41:36,101 --> 00:41:37,059 Why? 695 00:41:37,927 --> 00:41:39,846 Because it seems impossible. 696 00:41:40,652 --> 00:41:43,758 I'm not saying you do it now - I'm not jealous - 697 00:41:45,567 --> 00:41:48,684 but didn't it ever happen before getting married? 698 00:41:50,127 --> 00:41:51,276 No, never. 699 00:41:51,653 --> 00:41:53,676 Why is there a bed in here, then? 700 00:41:53,994 --> 00:41:56,966 - What's that got to do with it? It's a sofa. - Swear it! 701 00:41:57,493 --> 00:41:59,132 Sure, I can swear it. 702 00:41:59,502 --> 00:42:02,147 No, no. Don't swear, it would be a mortal sin. 703 00:42:02,247 --> 00:42:03,236 Alright! 704 00:42:04,001 --> 00:42:06,340 Anyway, it has no importance at all, right? 705 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,005 I've married you. The rest doesn't count, right? 706 00:42:09,087 --> 00:42:11,440 Well, I'm interested. Just for the sake of it. 707 00:42:12,045 --> 00:42:16,443 You always ask me to tell you everything, but you never do. 708 00:42:16,543 --> 00:42:19,190 What do you want me to tell you? 709 00:42:19,658 --> 00:42:22,479 I'm forty, I married you, I'm an old man now! 710 00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:25,920 All the rest seems so distant. 711 00:42:26,007 --> 00:42:28,419 And, above all, without any importance. 712 00:42:28,519 --> 00:42:30,757 Okay, I understand, you don't want to talk about it. 713 00:42:30,857 --> 00:42:32,082 It's not that... 714 00:42:42,527 --> 00:42:44,790 I bought some new stockings. 715 00:42:45,278 --> 00:42:46,253 Really? 716 00:42:46,839 --> 00:42:48,707 - Do you like them? - Very nice! 717 00:42:48,807 --> 00:42:51,267 - Do you like the color? - Black, right? 718 00:42:51,553 --> 00:42:53,403 - Yes. - Black? 719 00:42:53,679 --> 00:42:54,713 Touch them. 720 00:42:55,127 --> 00:42:57,335 Did you really buy black stockings? 721 00:43:00,496 --> 00:43:01,745 So smooth... 722 00:43:02,607 --> 00:43:05,279 Stop it, please! Otherwise it'll end up badly! 723 00:43:07,303 --> 00:43:10,068 If I were a woman you'd just met, what would you do? 724 00:43:10,447 --> 00:43:11,675 A woman I'd just met? 725 00:43:11,767 --> 00:43:14,998 I've never thought about other women since I got married. 726 00:43:15,098 --> 00:43:18,300 Will you ever realize that I've taken marriage seriously? 727 00:43:25,127 --> 00:43:27,296 Where have I put that document? 728 00:43:35,967 --> 00:43:37,639 I'm sure it was here... 729 00:43:40,807 --> 00:43:42,035 I can't find it. 730 00:43:51,767 --> 00:43:53,014 Are you nuts? 731 00:43:53,995 --> 00:43:56,122 Are you doing a striptease now? 732 00:43:56,399 --> 00:43:58,383 Regina, you're my wife, you know? 733 00:43:59,411 --> 00:44:01,455 What if I were another woman? 734 00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:04,450 Here we go again! You're my wife, not another woman! 735 00:44:07,932 --> 00:44:09,755 You don't understand anything. 736 00:44:31,927 --> 00:44:34,774 Come on... Don't make that long face. 737 00:44:36,597 --> 00:44:38,517 I'm not used to it, I'm sorry. 738 00:44:38,607 --> 00:44:40,935 It's the first time you've behaved like that. 739 00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:20,307 - Hello, who's speaking? - The woman from the car showroom. 740 00:45:20,578 --> 00:45:23,444 - Who? - I'm your wife, you dummy! 741 00:45:23,527 --> 00:45:27,279 Hi, darling. How come you're not in bed yet? 742 00:45:27,752 --> 00:45:29,320 - What are you doing? - And you? 743 00:45:29,407 --> 00:45:31,557 I'm still working - I'm not done yet. 744 00:45:31,657 --> 00:45:35,435 Just come home. Did you like the girl from the car showroom? 745 00:45:35,527 --> 00:45:37,838 - Very much. - Bye! - Bye! 746 00:45:38,519 --> 00:45:40,161 - I'll be waiting for you. - Yes... 747 00:45:40,261 --> 00:45:43,045 - Send me another kiss. - Bye! - Alright. 748 00:45:43,377 --> 00:45:44,805 You hang up first! 749 00:45:45,675 --> 00:45:46,696 Damn it! 750 00:46:34,548 --> 00:46:37,653 Alfonso! How are you? 751 00:46:38,068 --> 00:46:42,375 Protti! How's it going? It's been a while! 752 00:46:42,727 --> 00:46:45,241 - How's your wife? Everything alright? - How are you? 753 00:46:45,327 --> 00:46:47,449 - Hello! How are you? - How's the lady? 754 00:46:47,549 --> 00:46:48,995 My wife is doing fine, thanks! 755 00:46:49,095 --> 00:46:51,427 - Any children? - Not yet, unfortunately. 756 00:46:51,527 --> 00:46:53,119 But my wife is doing great. 757 00:46:53,207 --> 00:46:55,163 I must say that it was a wonderful wedding. 758 00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:57,397 - Sure! - We were younger then! 759 00:46:57,487 --> 00:46:59,443 - What are you up to? - I'm working. 760 00:46:59,527 --> 00:47:01,483 I've been working all night long. 761 00:47:01,567 --> 00:47:03,736 I can tell from your tired face. 762 00:47:03,836 --> 00:47:07,079 Listen: why don't you come with us? We're leaving for a nice vacation! 763 00:47:07,167 --> 00:47:10,067 - Seven days of peacefulness. - I wish I could... 764 00:47:10,167 --> 00:47:12,522 - That's a wonderful idea! - What about my wife? 765 00:47:12,607 --> 00:47:15,405 Your wife! I have a wife, too. We're all men. 766 00:47:15,487 --> 00:47:18,160 - There's nothing wrong with it. - Come on. Make up your mind. 767 00:47:18,247 --> 00:47:20,522 We'll be peaceful, all alone, nobody will bother us. 768 00:47:20,607 --> 00:47:22,114 A spiritual break. 769 00:47:22,447 --> 00:47:26,475 Come on, look! The bus is ready. We're leaving right now. 770 00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:31,175 - Where to? - To the outskirts of Rome, to the Sacro Cuore site. 771 00:47:31,877 --> 00:47:36,112 Memento pulvis es et in pulverem reverteris. 772 00:47:36,793 --> 00:47:37,966 Which means... 773 00:47:38,047 --> 00:47:43,936 "Remember, o man, that you are dust, and to dust you shall return." 774 00:47:44,407 --> 00:47:48,795 - That's what it says in Genesis. - What's Genesis? 775 00:47:49,127 --> 00:47:52,358 It's the first book of the Holy Bible. 776 00:47:52,447 --> 00:47:56,360 - Thank you. � "Thus perishes the flesh of both the fit and the miserable, 777 00:47:56,447 --> 00:47:58,517 "of both the powerful king and the wretched man." 778 00:47:58,607 --> 00:48:01,076 Well, actually there are very few kings now. 779 00:48:01,517 --> 00:48:03,961 Everyone equal before death. 780 00:48:04,669 --> 00:48:08,716 If you want to die peacefully, you have to live righteously. 781 00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:12,736 A good death is the fulfillment of a good life, 782 00:48:13,087 --> 00:48:18,018 an untroubled death is the fulfillment of a joyful life. 783 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,134 If you have nurtured your soul... 784 00:48:21,234 --> 00:48:23,867 with spiritual essence during your lifetime, 785 00:48:23,967 --> 00:48:28,358 you won't be afraid of death, believe me dear brothers. 786 00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:30,714 I dreamed about it last night, about death. 787 00:48:30,814 --> 00:48:35,237 Having finished our spiritual exercises, we can now... 788 00:48:35,327 --> 00:48:38,197 go to the chapel and thank God. 789 00:48:38,687 --> 00:48:41,804 Afterwards, everyone may go back home... 790 00:48:41,887 --> 00:48:44,994 to his workplace. See you next year. 791 00:48:56,031 --> 00:48:59,642 - Shelled scampi must be cooked separately, okay? - Yes. 792 00:48:59,727 --> 00:49:02,694 With some butter, some brandy and a clove of garlic. 793 00:49:02,794 --> 00:49:05,401 You must mix them with the rice only when it's almost done, 794 00:49:05,487 --> 00:49:07,955 otherwise the scampi will become all soft... 795 00:49:08,047 --> 00:49:10,402 - and the rice will stay uncooked. - Right! 796 00:49:10,487 --> 00:49:12,536 Then, don't forget to put in some of the water... 797 00:49:12,636 --> 00:49:15,400 - that you used to cook the mussels. - Can I join you? 798 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,672 Sure! 799 00:49:16,772 --> 00:49:18,172 We were talking about... 800 00:49:18,272 --> 00:49:20,802 Yesterday, at the canteen we started talking... 801 00:49:20,887 --> 00:49:23,720 I know we're not allowed to talk after the spiritual exercises, 802 00:49:23,807 --> 00:49:26,765 but since the risotto that was served yesterday... 803 00:49:26,847 --> 00:49:29,600 was something like poster glue... 804 00:49:29,687 --> 00:49:32,155 So they asked me to provide a risotto recipe... 805 00:49:32,247 --> 00:49:34,363 that I usually follow, using seafood. It's very good... 806 00:49:34,447 --> 00:49:35,373 I'm glad. 807 00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:38,757 I see that our spiritual exercises have been useful. 808 00:49:38,847 --> 00:49:40,803 Father, you shouldn't judge only by this. 809 00:49:40,887 --> 00:49:44,716 But I am, and I say: very well. 810 00:49:45,097 --> 00:49:48,324 < Alfonso! - After mortification, joy. 811 00:49:48,407 --> 00:49:51,462 - A healthy hymn to life to get ready for death. < Alfonso! 812 00:49:51,562 --> 00:49:54,001 - Bravo! - Your wife's there. 813 00:49:54,087 --> 00:49:55,281 Yes, it's Regina. 814 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:58,038 She couldn't wait any longer. Goodbye! 815 00:49:58,327 --> 00:49:59,374 Goodbye! 816 00:49:59,767 --> 00:50:01,754 Shall we go? They're calling us. 817 00:50:04,411 --> 00:50:06,755 - Hi, honey! How are you? - Fine! 818 00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:09,575 - Don't you want to drive? - No! Go ahead. 819 00:50:24,192 --> 00:50:26,721 That morning, I was leaving the office to come back home... 820 00:50:26,767 --> 00:50:29,156 then... the streets were empty, I saw the bus, 821 00:50:29,207 --> 00:50:32,164 Protti insisted... and I decided to go. 822 00:50:32,210 --> 00:50:35,739 I don't care about where you've been! You've run away! 823 00:50:37,071 --> 00:50:39,077 Run away? Why should I have run away? 824 00:50:39,167 --> 00:50:41,635 I don't know! You're the one who left! 825 00:50:42,087 --> 00:50:44,681 - Maybe you were afraid... - Afraid? Of what? 826 00:50:44,781 --> 00:50:48,806 You stupid girl! Plain stupid! 827 00:50:51,491 --> 00:50:55,082 Come on, don't cry. I said don't cry! Come on! 828 00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:57,433 I'm not crying. Leave me alone! 829 00:50:58,167 --> 00:51:00,397 Can you tell me what's wrong about what I did? 830 00:51:00,487 --> 00:51:03,877 I went to practice spiritual exercises, I didn't go with other women! 831 00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:06,163 I'll tell you why you ran away, then. 832 00:51:06,247 --> 00:51:07,916 Because you've become old! 833 00:51:08,377 --> 00:51:10,661 Old? For Christ's sake! 834 00:51:20,454 --> 00:51:22,119 Holy Mother of God! 835 00:51:22,207 --> 00:51:26,355 Where are we going now? Stop! Are you nuts? 836 00:51:26,455 --> 00:51:27,758 Get off the car! 837 00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:31,521 - Come on! - No, I want to go home. 838 00:51:31,621 --> 00:51:33,808 We'll go later. Come here now. 839 00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:37,803 I'll show you how old I am. 840 00:51:37,887 --> 00:51:41,014 Say it! Come on, say that I've become old! 841 00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:46,115 I have enough energy for twenty more women! 842 00:51:51,613 --> 00:51:52,995 Where are you going? 843 00:51:53,536 --> 00:51:57,863 I don't know what I should do to you. You've left me alone for six days. 844 00:51:58,127 --> 00:52:00,347 - Six days, is that fair? - I'm sorry. 845 00:52:00,778 --> 00:52:02,541 Come here, don't be silly. 846 00:52:30,573 --> 00:52:32,316 What awful weather! 847 00:52:46,031 --> 00:52:48,976 - Hello, aunt! - Get out, I'm getting dressed! 848 00:52:54,510 --> 00:52:56,233 - Alfonso! - Hi, Igi. 849 00:52:56,534 --> 00:52:59,241 - You know what you are? - No. 850 00:52:59,327 --> 00:53:01,761 - Damn weather! - Don't say anything! 851 00:53:01,847 --> 00:53:04,441 - Don't take the words out of my mouth! - Shut up! 852 00:53:04,527 --> 00:53:07,883 Listen, it's something big! 853 00:53:07,967 --> 00:53:10,401 - Come with me! - What's going on? - Come and see. 854 00:53:10,487 --> 00:53:12,555 You'll see what... 855 00:53:13,007 --> 00:53:15,237 Bravo! Bravo, Alfonso! 856 00:53:15,407 --> 00:53:19,874 - You'll be a father! - You'll be a father, Alfonso... 857 00:53:28,011 --> 00:53:31,397 Look at her! She looks like the Holy Virgin. 858 00:53:32,990 --> 00:53:35,995 Go. Go, dear. Go! 859 00:53:38,659 --> 00:53:39,581 Regina! 860 00:53:47,647 --> 00:53:49,916 No! No salts, they're bad for you. 861 00:53:50,016 --> 00:53:50,997 Impossible. 862 00:53:51,087 --> 00:53:54,596 Drink some fruit mix, it's tasty and it's good for you. 863 00:53:56,190 --> 00:53:58,494 Salts make you go to the toilet. 864 00:53:58,767 --> 00:54:01,138 Fruits, otherwise, are good. 865 00:54:01,538 --> 00:54:03,001 How was it for your sister? 866 00:54:03,101 --> 00:54:05,504 My sister had a hard time. 867 00:54:06,605 --> 00:54:07,577 There! 868 00:54:08,469 --> 00:54:10,642 She couldn't eat anything, only drink. 869 00:54:10,919 --> 00:54:12,201 My stomach hurts... 870 00:54:12,301 --> 00:54:14,562 Seven months without anything solid. 871 00:54:14,647 --> 00:54:16,513 Well done! Drink up! 872 00:54:16,974 --> 00:54:19,478 You must eat well in your state. 873 00:54:19,578 --> 00:54:21,803 - Eat and drink. - Good. 874 00:54:21,887 --> 00:54:26,757 Drink it all up: how good it is! Well done! 875 00:54:27,959 --> 00:54:30,879 I'll drink the rest now. How good it is. 876 00:54:30,967 --> 00:54:34,836 It smells like tobacco! You must not smoke! 877 00:54:35,457 --> 00:54:37,554 But Mr. Alfonso is a real maniac! 878 00:54:37,977 --> 00:54:40,221 Right... He wants to stay young. 879 00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:43,666 Men should all be killed! 880 00:54:44,791 --> 00:54:46,153 May I, sir? 881 00:54:46,807 --> 00:54:47,717 Hello! 882 00:54:47,807 --> 00:54:51,095 I'm at your service, awaiting your orders. 883 00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:54,518 - Turn around! - Why are you uncovering me? 884 00:54:54,607 --> 00:54:56,677 Are we holding a naked exhibition here? 885 00:54:56,767 --> 00:54:58,359 Don't worry! It's Pompa Marcelli! 886 00:54:58,447 --> 00:55:00,005 Never mind me! 887 00:55:00,087 --> 00:55:02,078 You know what happened to me once? 888 00:55:02,167 --> 00:55:05,762 I made a bishop take out an insurance contract... 889 00:55:05,847 --> 00:55:08,361 while he was sitting on the toilet, you see? 890 00:55:08,447 --> 00:55:10,756 I was writing and signing on the outside. 891 00:55:10,847 --> 00:55:13,361 Now imagine if I'm shocked by... 892 00:55:13,447 --> 00:55:16,255 - your naked butt! - I'm not even wearing my pyjamas. 893 00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:17,721 Nobody does nowadays. 894 00:55:17,807 --> 00:55:20,937 I'm here to decide about one or two things. 895 00:55:21,247 --> 00:55:23,195 The first one is the amount. 896 00:55:23,567 --> 00:55:25,478 Fifty million, is that okay? Madam? 897 00:55:25,567 --> 00:55:27,590 - What do you think? - It's up to you, Alfonso. 898 00:55:27,690 --> 00:55:29,997 - An important amount is better. - Alfonso! 899 00:55:30,087 --> 00:55:32,123 - You know, the depreciation... - Relax a bit! 900 00:55:32,207 --> 00:55:35,040 - The premium, with time... - Don't tense up or it'll hurt! 901 00:55:35,127 --> 00:55:36,685 What if you passed away? 902 00:55:36,767 --> 00:55:39,547 - Let's touch wood, of course. - I already did! 903 00:55:39,647 --> 00:55:42,081 - Fifty million is always... - Ouch! 904 00:55:42,167 --> 00:55:45,239 Calm down, sir. It's good for you! 905 00:55:45,327 --> 00:55:46,415 I can't do it. 906 00:55:46,515 --> 00:55:50,181 What kind of contract, simple or mixed? 907 00:55:50,281 --> 00:55:53,851 - You decide, Pompa Marcelli. - Thank you, madam. - It's the same. 908 00:55:56,616 --> 00:55:59,764 - You hurt me! - Because you're always holding tight! 909 00:55:59,847 --> 00:56:02,520 - Sure! - It's good for you, sir! 910 00:56:02,607 --> 00:56:05,216 Right... Come on, rub me down a little. 911 00:56:07,419 --> 00:56:08,341 There! 912 00:56:09,563 --> 00:56:11,797 If it's such a big problem for you, you can tell me. 913 00:56:11,887 --> 00:56:14,321 I'll have a nurse do it. 914 00:56:14,407 --> 00:56:16,318 No, what are you saying? 915 00:56:16,418 --> 00:56:19,392 - A small formality... - What? 916 00:56:19,492 --> 00:56:21,598 Your signature. Below mine. 917 00:56:24,022 --> 00:56:27,259 - From this moment on, you're insured. - Yes. 918 00:56:28,101 --> 00:56:30,164 You made it, didn't you? You cheater! 919 00:56:30,264 --> 00:56:33,748 - What are you saying? - I know their kind. 920 00:56:34,047 --> 00:56:37,619 Insurance salesmen! My father was one of them. 921 00:56:38,087 --> 00:56:40,931 - Madam, I'm leaving. Thank you. - Thank you. 922 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:42,987 If you need anything, I'm at your service. 923 00:56:43,087 --> 00:56:46,477 - Wait, I'll see you out. - If you need a record player... 924 00:56:46,567 --> 00:56:48,776 - Anyway, let's always touch wood, sir! - Yes. 925 00:56:48,876 --> 00:56:51,128 - Thank you! - Goodbye, Pompa Marcelli. 926 00:56:52,007 --> 00:56:54,558 This shot is terrible, I'm telling you! 927 00:56:54,658 --> 00:56:57,643 - But, honey, it's always the same, isn't it? - I wonder! 928 00:56:59,972 --> 00:57:02,457 - Come on, it's half past eight. - Yes. 929 00:57:02,727 --> 00:57:04,954 Listen, darling, is it really necessary? 930 00:57:06,290 --> 00:57:08,694 I barely know him, it's just "hello and goodbye" with him. 931 00:57:08,794 --> 00:57:09,906 Open this can. 932 00:57:10,006 --> 00:57:12,042 The other day I was walking with the bishop... 933 00:57:12,127 --> 00:57:14,083 and he yelled, from the other side of the street: 934 00:57:14,167 --> 00:57:15,043 "Hey, dude"! 935 00:57:15,127 --> 00:57:16,879 - I know, he's so rude! - I pity him! 936 00:57:16,967 --> 00:57:18,639 I told you. Leave him alone! 937 00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,857 I never told him he could get so familiar with me. 938 00:57:20,957 --> 00:57:22,564 He only went to primary school, 939 00:57:22,647 --> 00:57:25,286 his first job was in a workshop, what else can you expect? 940 00:57:25,367 --> 00:57:26,612 It's my fault, actually, 941 00:57:26,712 --> 00:57:28,776 because I took him with me as business partner. 942 00:57:29,047 --> 00:57:31,959 Listen, why do you make such thick slices, when it says: 943 00:57:32,047 --> 00:57:35,157 - "very thin"? - But what does it say in brackets? 944 00:57:35,567 --> 00:57:36,886 - "Optional". - "Optional". 945 00:57:36,967 --> 00:57:39,741 So, they can be thick or thin. Let me do it. 946 00:57:39,841 --> 00:57:41,719 "He who leaves the old way for the new one, 947 00:57:41,807 --> 00:57:44,137 "knows what he's leaving, but not what he'll find". 948 00:57:44,767 --> 00:57:46,055 Where's the oil? 949 00:57:46,887 --> 00:57:51,677 - Here's your basil! Your basil! - Thank you! Is that all? 950 00:57:51,767 --> 00:57:54,759 - It's enough! - It's not. - It is! 951 00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:57,077 - I said a big bunch of basil. - That's enough! 952 00:57:57,167 --> 00:57:59,907 Men don't know how to cook. 953 00:58:00,007 --> 00:58:02,157 Let them take care of it; they're the cooks now. 954 00:58:02,247 --> 00:58:04,886 I'll give you 15% for every signed promissory note that you get. 955 00:58:04,967 --> 00:58:07,800 But you must have them signed right away, okay? 956 00:58:07,887 --> 00:58:09,638 Alfonso, what are you doing in the kitchen? 957 00:58:09,738 --> 00:58:12,040 Hi. I'm preparing a nice meal. 958 00:58:12,127 --> 00:58:13,153 You'll see how good it is. 959 00:58:13,253 --> 00:58:15,003 Why don't you stay with me? 960 00:58:15,087 --> 00:58:17,840 - Let me finish here! - Why don't you let us cook? 961 00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:20,521 Listen, don't piss me off! 962 00:58:20,607 --> 00:58:23,405 You're already such a fatso and you want to cook the meals, too. 963 00:58:23,487 --> 00:58:24,920 - I'll do it! - Alright! 964 00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:27,083 Remember, half a glass of "Frascati" red wine. 965 00:58:27,167 --> 00:58:30,000 - I'm not stupid. - When it's getting brown. - Sir! - Yes? 966 00:58:30,087 --> 00:58:31,805 It smells good! What are you cooking? 967 00:58:31,887 --> 00:58:34,526 - "Amatriciana" sauce! - You should give me your recipe, okay? 968 00:58:34,607 --> 00:58:36,856 Sure. It's a piece of cake. 969 00:58:45,894 --> 00:58:48,725 - Already here, Alfonso? - Hi, honey! How are you? 970 00:58:50,702 --> 00:58:53,336 How beautiful you are today! You're gorgeous! 971 00:58:53,967 --> 00:58:56,794 - Is that a new nightgown? - Yes. Empire style. 972 00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:58,952 - Do you like it? - It's beautiful! 973 00:59:00,767 --> 00:59:03,235 - What was on TV? - A boxing match. 974 00:59:03,327 --> 00:59:05,357 - Did you like it? - It was okay. 975 00:59:07,287 --> 00:59:09,403 You know what I'd like? 976 00:59:09,503 --> 00:59:11,239 - What? - Some Marsala wine. 977 00:59:11,327 --> 00:59:13,318 - I'll go get it right away. - No, never mind. 978 00:59:13,407 --> 00:59:16,797 - I'll get some sleep now. - It's no trouble at all. - No, no... 979 00:59:21,254 --> 00:59:23,123 You know what your Alfonso will do, then? 980 00:59:23,207 --> 00:59:25,718 He'll get some rest beside his darling. 981 00:59:29,985 --> 00:59:33,675 - Can I? - Be careful! - Sure! 982 00:59:41,910 --> 00:59:43,838 You know, I was thinking... 983 00:59:45,893 --> 00:59:48,597 What a mystery is fertilization, isn't that so? 984 00:59:49,599 --> 00:59:51,803 Everything is created at that moment. 985 00:59:52,254 --> 00:59:54,123 Better not think about it. 986 00:59:55,158 --> 00:59:56,964 But certainly there must be... 987 00:59:57,047 --> 00:59:59,845 some supreme being, otherwise how can you explain it? 988 00:59:59,927 --> 01:00:01,895 Alfonso, let me sleep. 989 01:00:12,087 --> 01:00:13,477 What was I saying? 990 01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:18,213 Ah! The mystery of fertilization. 991 01:00:18,995 --> 01:00:21,118 Imagine that he's inside here. 992 01:00:21,439 --> 01:00:25,480 And then he grows, and grows, and grows. 993 01:00:25,567 --> 01:00:28,477 The belly swells, swells, and then he's born. 994 01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:33,792 Then he grows up and he gets married, too. 995 01:00:41,527 --> 01:00:43,916 But... where's his head? Up or down? 996 01:00:44,973 --> 01:00:48,559 Darling... it's up, now! Come on, be good! 997 01:00:51,524 --> 01:00:53,277 Alright! I got it. 998 01:00:57,515 --> 01:00:58,777 Poor Alfonso. 999 01:01:00,099 --> 01:01:02,964 You have to understand, it's not like it used to be. 1000 01:01:03,605 --> 01:01:05,417 Now, he's inside of me. 1001 01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:11,928 You could hurt him or kill him... you're so violent. 1002 01:01:17,247 --> 01:01:19,232 Why didn't you tell me before? 1003 01:01:20,591 --> 01:01:24,057 I'm sorry, it's because I love you, you know that. 1004 01:01:27,527 --> 01:01:30,217 I didn't think about the child. 1005 01:01:31,453 --> 01:01:34,277 Right, we have to avoid any possible danger. 1006 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,042 You're right, you know? 1007 01:01:40,392 --> 01:01:42,496 How long before he arrives? 1008 01:01:44,714 --> 01:01:46,817 Six and a half months. 1009 01:01:51,567 --> 01:01:53,855 Well, we still have time... 1010 01:01:54,327 --> 01:01:57,297 Why don't you go get a nice breath of fresh air? 1011 01:01:57,668 --> 01:02:01,316 - You don't have to sacrifice yourself! - But I'm happy to stay here. 1012 01:02:01,407 --> 01:02:04,054 Don't blame yourself because I have to carry the child. 1013 01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:06,610 Go! Take a walk. Go, Alfonso. 1014 01:02:23,171 --> 01:02:25,935 - Would you take this away? - Yes, sure. 1015 01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:30,254 - Bye! - Bye! 1016 01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,551 - Where can I go at this hour? - I don't know! 1017 01:02:37,527 --> 01:02:40,163 - Do you want some Marsala wine? - No, no, go... 1018 01:02:50,630 --> 01:02:53,558 Alfonso, be careful. Sometimes I can lose my patience too. 1019 01:02:53,647 --> 01:02:56,170 Sometimes, not always. Sometimes. 1020 01:02:56,270 --> 01:02:58,358 If you lose your patience, you know what? 1021 01:02:58,447 --> 01:03:01,658 Let's stay friends and say "goodbye"! So we can forget everything. 1022 01:03:01,758 --> 01:03:04,692 I've already made my decisions, alright? 1023 01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:07,697 You mean you'll give the job to your stupid brother-in-law? 1024 01:03:07,797 --> 01:03:09,747 The epileptic! 1025 01:03:10,008 --> 01:03:12,853 At least he doesn't lose his patience! 1026 01:03:13,529 --> 01:03:16,554 - Is that what you've been meaning to tell me for a while? - Yes. 1027 01:03:17,349 --> 01:03:20,535 What a friend! You've really changed, haven't you? 1028 01:03:20,807 --> 01:03:23,716 - I don't recognize you anymore. - Why have I changed? 1029 01:03:24,036 --> 01:03:26,653 You've changed! In my opinion, you've changed! 1030 01:03:27,314 --> 01:03:28,657 Go to hell! 1031 01:03:34,553 --> 01:03:35,760 Call Mr. Ercolani! 1032 01:03:35,847 --> 01:03:38,698 - You're looking for the owner? - Go! - I'm going. 1033 01:03:41,771 --> 01:03:44,255 - Mr. Alfonso! - Yes? 1034 01:03:45,537 --> 01:03:48,241 Your wife is waiting for you outside. 1035 01:03:49,407 --> 01:03:54,436 - Darn it! - Alfonso, where are you going? 1036 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,918 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 1037 01:04:03,007 --> 01:04:04,759 I must make up my mind about Riccardo. 1038 01:04:04,847 --> 01:04:06,326 He thinks he's God Almighty! 1039 01:04:06,407 --> 01:04:10,161 Make up your mind! He's no partner, he's a thief. 1040 01:04:10,247 --> 01:04:11,999 - Go. - Come on, drive. 1041 01:04:12,615 --> 01:04:14,158 - No, you drive. - Should I? 1042 01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:16,120 Can't I drive? 1043 01:04:16,207 --> 01:04:18,427 - Let her drive! - She's pregnant! 1044 01:04:18,527 --> 01:04:22,499 Friendship... a business partner should remain as such and nothing else! 1045 01:04:25,613 --> 01:04:27,636 What a nice family! 1046 01:04:29,488 --> 01:04:32,894 That being delivered from the hands of our enemies, 1047 01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:36,460 we may serve Him without fear. In holiness and justice before Him, 1048 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:39,486 all our days. And thou, child, shalt be called the prophet of the Highest, 1049 01:04:39,567 --> 01:04:42,559 for thou shalt go before the face of the Lord to prepare His ways: 1050 01:04:42,647 --> 01:04:45,400 to give knowledge of salvation to His people, unto the remission 1051 01:04:45,487 --> 01:04:49,162 of their sins. Through the bowels of the mercy of our God: 1052 01:04:49,247 --> 01:04:52,364 in which the Orient from on high hath visited us: 1053 01:04:52,447 --> 01:04:55,598 to enlighten them that sit in darkness, and in the shadow of death; 1054 01:04:55,687 --> 01:04:59,521 to direct our feet onto the way of peace. 1055 01:04:59,873 --> 01:05:03,078 Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. 1056 01:05:03,178 --> 01:05:05,239 Alfonso! Here's your mom! 1057 01:05:05,327 --> 01:05:10,055 Alfonso, darling, this way your mom will be part of the family. 1058 01:05:10,651 --> 01:05:15,619 - Right... - These things happen, right? 1059 01:05:19,668 --> 01:05:22,172 Alfonso, don't cry... 1060 01:05:23,411 --> 01:05:26,962 - Dear... - For the payment, you can ask... 1061 01:05:27,047 --> 01:05:30,213 We're not here for that reason. Anyway, who would it be? 1062 01:05:30,479 --> 01:05:31,766 My brother-in-law: Igi. 1063 01:05:31,847 --> 01:05:35,014 Is he a reliable man? Thank you. Let's go. 1064 01:05:37,393 --> 01:05:40,839 Don't forget anything, especially DDT. 1065 01:05:44,851 --> 01:05:47,799 My God! How can you go down through this trapdoor? 1066 01:05:47,887 --> 01:05:49,897 The more you hesitate, the worse it will be. 1067 01:05:53,927 --> 01:05:55,736 Come on, Alfonso, let's go. 1068 01:05:56,377 --> 01:05:57,800 Is it really necessary? 1069 01:05:57,900 --> 01:06:00,684 Sure, so you can take a look at your mother's grave. 1070 01:06:00,784 --> 01:06:02,525 - Come on! - Alright. 1071 01:06:04,247 --> 01:06:06,314 Be careful! Watch the stairs. 1072 01:06:30,394 --> 01:06:32,738 - But... Alfonso... - Yes? - Come! 1073 01:06:33,207 --> 01:06:34,162 Yes. 1074 01:06:41,114 --> 01:06:43,157 - Be careful. - See, Alfonso... 1075 01:06:43,767 --> 01:06:47,043 it's a great honour for her to be buried here, 1076 01:06:47,127 --> 01:06:50,476 because there are only men in our Mausoleum. 1077 01:06:50,967 --> 01:06:52,286 Look over there. 1078 01:06:52,367 --> 01:06:55,467 My little Tiziano, who died when he was one year old. 1079 01:06:55,567 --> 01:06:58,077 Over there, my poor Giovanni. 1080 01:06:58,998 --> 01:07:00,961 Come, Alfonso, come and see. 1081 01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:05,698 This is our uncle from China, exactly as they sent it to us. 1082 01:07:07,967 --> 01:07:10,036 And this is our place. 1083 01:07:12,251 --> 01:07:15,761 - Listen... I need a breath of fresh air. - What's the matter? 1084 01:07:15,847 --> 01:07:18,884 I've been cleaning up for two hours and it never ends. 1085 01:07:18,967 --> 01:07:20,394 Go, Alfonso. 1086 01:07:20,807 --> 01:07:23,817 Clean every spot! Not just that corner! 1087 01:07:36,826 --> 01:07:38,964 - Your signature! - No way! 1088 01:07:39,047 --> 01:07:41,959 Stop! You scoundrel! He ate the paper! 1089 01:07:42,233 --> 01:07:45,812 - Director! - I have nothing! - There was a signature! 1090 01:07:51,167 --> 01:07:52,919 What's the matter, Alfonso? 1091 01:07:55,493 --> 01:07:56,415 Alfonso! 1092 01:08:15,567 --> 01:08:17,174 - Little girl... - Yes? 1093 01:08:17,755 --> 01:08:21,502 - Do you know where I can find a drinking fountain? - Yes, but the water's no good. 1094 01:08:21,971 --> 01:08:23,798 - What's your name? - Danila. 1095 01:08:25,593 --> 01:08:27,563 - How old are you? - Eight. 1096 01:08:28,231 --> 01:08:30,334 - Are you plucking flowers? - Yes. 1097 01:08:30,434 --> 01:08:32,886 - Where will you take them? - Come and see. 1098 01:08:37,247 --> 01:08:39,363 What are you doing? Are you nuts? 1099 01:08:39,447 --> 01:08:42,297 - Let go of me. - Don't be afraid. You're a grownup! 1100 01:09:16,830 --> 01:09:18,072 God, I'm feeling sick! 1101 01:09:29,847 --> 01:09:38,261 # Above the sea, the silver star shines... # 1102 01:09:38,682 --> 01:09:40,160 You're doing fine! 1103 01:09:57,513 --> 01:09:59,957 - Mother of God... - Pray for us. 1104 01:10:00,418 --> 01:10:02,438 - Good morning, ladies! - Good morning, sir! 1105 01:10:02,527 --> 01:10:04,438 - Always at work, aren't you? - Yes... 1106 01:10:04,527 --> 01:10:05,617 Very well! 1107 01:10:07,968 --> 01:10:13,227 Hello, Alfonso! Let me take a look at you! You're looking better today! 1108 01:10:13,327 --> 01:10:14,999 - Well, not bad... - I can tell. 1109 01:10:15,087 --> 01:10:18,657 You look good. I suppose you'll leave us soon! Bravo! 1110 01:10:25,807 --> 01:10:27,923 Sir, sit with us, so you can help us! 1111 01:10:28,023 --> 01:10:31,236 - Yes, yes... - Here, come here! 1112 01:10:37,050 --> 01:10:40,840 - You should wear this, so you won't get dirty. - Thank you. 1113 01:10:42,631 --> 01:10:46,057 - Let's wear it... - How are you today? 1114 01:10:46,333 --> 01:10:47,816 Not bad. 1115 01:10:48,367 --> 01:10:50,875 But I'm always a little hungry... 1116 01:10:53,299 --> 01:10:56,217 Why don't you stay with us? 1117 01:10:56,317 --> 01:10:58,523 You could start a partnership with Don Peppino. 1118 01:10:58,607 --> 01:11:00,695 I wish I could! 1119 01:11:01,127 --> 01:11:03,817 I can't help it: I have to leave next Monday. 1120 01:11:04,438 --> 01:11:08,324 First I have to go to Rome, then, on Tuesday, to Frankfurt, Germany, 1121 01:11:08,870 --> 01:11:14,130 to attend the International Meeting of Mercedes car dealers. 1122 01:11:21,654 --> 01:11:24,245 Listen, why don't we sing a good one? 1123 01:11:24,327 --> 01:11:25,806 Go on with your work! 1124 01:11:25,887 --> 01:11:27,525 - You start! - I will! 1125 01:11:27,607 --> 01:11:28,536 Go ahead! 1126 01:11:28,636 --> 01:11:32,934 # That bunch of flowers coming from the mountains... # 1127 01:11:33,034 --> 01:11:33,935 Regina! 1128 01:11:39,396 --> 01:11:40,557 Hi, Regina! 1129 01:11:46,767 --> 01:11:48,485 Hey! What's with the beard? 1130 01:11:48,567 --> 01:11:51,877 You know, I never shave... I walk around all day long... 1131 01:11:51,967 --> 01:11:53,480 so I get a little lazy. 1132 01:11:53,567 --> 01:11:56,750 - Are you taking the shots? - Yes! Twice a day. 1133 01:11:56,850 --> 01:11:57,811 Good! 1134 01:11:58,733 --> 01:12:00,616 How's your big belly? 1135 01:12:00,927 --> 01:12:02,994 You look terrific, you know? 1136 01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:07,338 Hello Regina, welcome back. 1137 01:12:07,438 --> 01:12:09,558 Good morning, ladies. No, don't bother. 1138 01:12:09,647 --> 01:12:12,193 - See, uncle? She's here. - Hello, dear! 1139 01:12:12,493 --> 01:12:13,827 You're looking wonderful... 1140 01:12:13,927 --> 01:12:16,034 - Did you go to the Public Health Service? - Sure. 1141 01:12:16,134 --> 01:12:18,202 - And to the Property Registration Office. - Why? 1142 01:12:18,287 --> 01:12:20,118 The house is mine! The land is mine! 1143 01:12:20,207 --> 01:12:21,765 - What do they want? - Let's go. 1144 01:12:21,847 --> 01:12:24,407 How many times do I have to tell you that I don't want you... 1145 01:12:24,487 --> 01:12:26,997 - to use the Giulietta Sprint? - But we sold the Mercedes... 1146 01:12:27,097 --> 01:12:29,360 Without telling me? To whom? 1147 01:12:29,447 --> 01:12:30,562 To Father Nicopolus. 1148 01:12:30,647 --> 01:12:32,399 At least you could have told me... 1149 01:12:32,487 --> 01:12:34,918 I don't want you to drive such a fast car. 1150 01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:38,043 I need to go back to Rome immediately. There's so much work to be done! 1151 01:12:38,887 --> 01:12:41,134 What? Won't you even stay until tomorrow? 1152 01:12:47,309 --> 01:12:49,867 What's the bank got to do with it? You can go in two or three days... 1153 01:12:49,967 --> 01:12:51,605 Right, they'll be waiting for me... 1154 01:12:51,705 --> 01:12:53,598 Don't worry, I'll call Riccardo. 1155 01:12:53,687 --> 01:12:57,015 I have to be there. You know that the new cars have arrived. 1156 01:12:57,115 --> 01:12:58,565 I must be there, too. 1157 01:12:58,647 --> 01:13:01,400 Don't worry! I have to come back to Rome, anyway. 1158 01:13:01,487 --> 01:13:02,894 I'll fix everything. 1159 01:13:02,994 --> 01:13:04,811 Don't rush things, Alfonso. 1160 01:13:05,650 --> 01:13:07,677 You know you are in a delicate situation. 1161 01:13:07,767 --> 01:13:09,200 Right, delicate... 1162 01:13:09,931 --> 01:13:12,855 Damn it! 1163 01:13:19,952 --> 01:13:22,256 No! I'm going to Rome next Thursday. 1164 01:13:30,967 --> 01:13:33,765 Too many stairs... It's too hard... 1165 01:13:33,847 --> 01:13:35,838 - Are you tired? - A little, you know... 1166 01:13:35,927 --> 01:13:39,237 I'm already forty; nothing can be done. 1167 01:13:40,194 --> 01:13:41,896 My legs feel weak. 1168 01:13:42,738 --> 01:13:44,956 It must be the weather changing. 1169 01:13:49,869 --> 01:13:51,953 You're looking good, instead. 1170 01:13:52,247 --> 01:13:55,637 More and more beautiful, you know? Congratulations. 1171 01:13:57,279 --> 01:14:00,085 You have such big, fat arms now... 1172 01:14:00,167 --> 01:14:01,255 Well, you know... 1173 01:14:03,127 --> 01:14:05,516 It's true what they say about maternity... 1174 01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:10,961 Come here... 1175 01:14:11,687 --> 01:14:14,237 - What do you want? - Come here, just a moment. 1176 01:14:16,533 --> 01:14:19,486 You know that I haven't touched these legs of yours for two months? 1177 01:14:19,567 --> 01:14:21,523 - Don't start with that... - Let me touch them... 1178 01:14:21,607 --> 01:14:24,565 - It's bad for you, Alfonso. - I'll tell you something. 1179 01:14:24,647 --> 01:14:25,813 Let's hear it! 1180 01:14:26,494 --> 01:14:28,563 No, I just wanted to smell you. 1181 01:14:28,647 --> 01:14:30,693 - Don't be silly. - It gets me excited. 1182 01:14:30,793 --> 01:14:32,122 - Stop it. - Come on... 1183 01:14:32,207 --> 01:14:34,004 - Don't be like that. - Why? - Let go of me. 1184 01:14:34,087 --> 01:14:35,938 I have every right, you know? 1185 01:14:38,973 --> 01:14:40,976 How tired I am. 1186 01:14:42,118 --> 01:14:44,903 You know, pregnancy hasn't affected you at all. 1187 01:14:45,929 --> 01:14:48,574 And here I am, a poor old man. 1188 01:14:49,135 --> 01:14:50,297 Don't say that. 1189 01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:53,355 I'm tired of everything I do in Rome. 1190 01:14:56,047 --> 01:14:57,435 What do you do in Rome? 1191 01:14:58,167 --> 01:14:59,156 I work! 1192 01:15:00,989 --> 01:15:02,131 Please... 1193 01:15:06,127 --> 01:15:07,080 Huh? 1194 01:15:07,451 --> 01:15:09,118 I want to get some rest. 1195 01:15:16,647 --> 01:15:19,118 Come here! You're driving me crazy! 1196 01:15:19,218 --> 01:15:21,085 Honey! Leave me alone! 1197 01:15:23,215 --> 01:15:24,878 You know it's bad for you. 1198 01:15:25,847 --> 01:15:27,121 Bad... how?! 1199 01:15:29,138 --> 01:15:31,083 - Are you mad at me? - No. 1200 01:15:31,692 --> 01:15:33,762 Sit here, let's get a little rest. 1201 01:15:33,847 --> 01:15:34,801 Yes. 1202 01:15:48,373 --> 01:15:52,365 You know, I can feel the hair on your skin, like the skin of ripe peaches. 1203 01:15:55,115 --> 01:15:56,797 You're beautiful, you know? 1204 01:16:00,412 --> 01:16:02,475 - Do you love me? - Sure! 1205 01:16:03,036 --> 01:16:03,996 Me too. 1206 01:16:08,354 --> 01:16:09,777 Come, Alfonso. 1207 01:16:10,247 --> 01:16:12,234 - Thank you! - Come, if you want. 1208 01:16:24,093 --> 01:16:25,242 Let him through! 1209 01:16:27,127 --> 01:16:29,197 Excuse us! Turn, turn... 1210 01:16:29,287 --> 01:16:30,356 Stay calm! 1211 01:16:30,447 --> 01:16:32,324 We'll go to a specialist doctor in Rome. 1212 01:16:32,407 --> 01:16:33,806 It's useless! 1213 01:16:34,412 --> 01:16:36,080 We have to go to Switzerland. 1214 01:16:36,167 --> 01:16:39,718 That's the only place where these things can be cured! Regina, where are you going? 1215 01:16:39,818 --> 01:16:41,903 You won't leave me alone, will you? 1216 01:16:43,650 --> 01:16:47,600 I'm here! I'm here beside you. 1217 01:16:50,487 --> 01:16:51,632 < Close the door. 1218 01:17:04,647 --> 01:17:06,922 Let's get to work! Come on! 1219 01:17:08,847 --> 01:17:12,896 Life is but a journey. You must always be ready! 1220 01:17:16,047 --> 01:17:18,753 - Seven hundred thousand. - Seven hundred thousand... 1221 01:17:19,573 --> 01:17:22,221 - One million. - One million... 1222 01:17:22,622 --> 01:17:24,867 - Seven hundred thousand. - Seven hundred thousand... 1223 01:17:24,967 --> 01:17:27,686 - All these are Ribulsi's? - Yes. One million, two hundred thousand. 1224 01:17:27,767 --> 01:17:29,439 - He never pays? - Never. 1225 01:17:29,527 --> 01:17:30,960 Cash them in at the bank. 1226 01:17:31,047 --> 01:17:32,924 - It's about time. - We've waited too long. 1227 01:17:33,007 --> 01:17:35,237 - I told Alfonso, but he's too kind. - I know. 1228 01:17:35,327 --> 01:17:37,522 "No need to worry... His Eminence..." 1229 01:17:37,607 --> 01:17:39,907 Now we'll have to stay close to Alfonso. 1230 01:17:40,007 --> 01:17:42,434 - But he's feeling better, isn't he? - Yes, a little. 1231 01:17:44,087 --> 01:17:46,290 You know what? Shall I go say "hi" to him? 1232 01:17:46,390 --> 01:17:48,105 - What do you think? - Yes. Go visit him. 1233 01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:50,329 He'll be happy. Would you like a piece of cake? 1234 01:17:50,429 --> 01:17:52,392 - No, thank you. - Bye, Riccardo! - Bye! 1235 01:17:53,573 --> 01:17:55,497 Later, I'll give you those letters from Germany. 1236 01:17:55,597 --> 01:17:56,658 Okay. Bye! 1237 01:18:19,567 --> 01:18:20,533 Hello! 1238 01:18:21,254 --> 01:18:23,507 I'd like to speak to the Mother Superior, please. 1239 01:18:23,607 --> 01:18:24,756 Yes, Regina. 1240 01:18:27,607 --> 01:18:28,615 Hello! 1241 01:18:29,312 --> 01:18:30,614 Yes, very well. 1242 01:18:31,153 --> 01:18:33,277 Yes, I'm eating a piece of cake. 1243 01:18:33,807 --> 01:18:35,576 I'm like a child again. 1244 01:18:36,053 --> 01:18:37,307 I'm greedy! 1245 01:18:37,407 --> 01:18:39,016 < Go away, you old bag! 1246 01:18:39,116 --> 01:18:41,084 < Go away, you old bag! - Excuse me. 1247 01:18:41,167 --> 01:18:42,673 Igi! Be quiet! 1248 01:18:44,390 --> 01:18:47,519 < I'm the boss here! - Hold the line. 1249 01:18:47,607 --> 01:18:50,098 < You must do as I tell you! Otherwise, that's the door! 1250 01:18:50,198 --> 01:18:51,920 - Igi! < Goddamn it! 1251 01:18:52,007 --> 01:18:53,334 What's going on? 1252 01:18:53,434 --> 01:18:55,643 < Things must be done as I say! 1253 01:18:55,727 --> 01:18:57,638 - What's going on? - You ugly artichoke! 1254 01:18:57,727 --> 01:19:00,195 If you don't stop, I'll punch you in the face! 1255 01:19:00,287 --> 01:19:01,915 - Igi, calm down! - No way! 1256 01:19:02,015 --> 01:19:04,034 We have to move Alfonso. We have plenty of time! 1257 01:19:04,134 --> 01:19:06,161 Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today! 1258 01:19:06,261 --> 01:19:08,255 - Do as you wish! - You old crippled liar! 1259 01:19:08,355 --> 01:19:10,326 < You dirty old bag! < Piss off! 1260 01:19:10,407 --> 01:19:11,999 - She keeps me company. - She's nice. 1261 01:19:12,087 --> 01:19:14,396 She goes and picks up the newspaper for me every morning. 1262 01:19:14,487 --> 01:19:16,815 - I can't believe it! - Yes, exactly like a waiter. 1263 01:19:17,367 --> 01:19:19,483 Once, I didn't care about pets. 1264 01:19:20,050 --> 01:19:22,113 But you were wrong in buying the Jaguar. 1265 01:19:22,447 --> 01:19:25,803 - I have a customer for it! - Bornisi can afford it, we can't. 1266 01:19:26,459 --> 01:19:28,558 - They're coming to take you away. - Yes. 1267 01:19:28,647 --> 01:19:32,467 - I came to take the potty; I'm afraid it might turn upside down. - Go ahead. 1268 01:19:32,567 --> 01:19:34,842 But... Nothing today either? 1269 01:19:37,607 --> 01:19:39,518 She's really something. 1270 01:19:39,607 --> 01:19:41,293 What's all this mess? 1271 01:19:41,643 --> 01:19:43,617 - I'm moving. - Where are they taking you? 1272 01:19:43,717 --> 01:19:45,961 - To the other room. - The small one? 1273 01:19:46,047 --> 01:19:48,171 Yes, Regina needs a quiet place. 1274 01:19:48,271 --> 01:19:50,039 This one will be the child's room. 1275 01:19:50,127 --> 01:19:52,253 This room's big enough. You could have stayed. 1276 01:19:52,353 --> 01:19:53,880 It's a little unsanitary, you know? 1277 01:19:53,967 --> 01:19:55,733 - Big Alfonso! - Igi. 1278 01:19:56,014 --> 01:19:58,003 I brought you two new saint cards. 1279 01:19:58,087 --> 01:20:00,317 That's what you keep on giving me. 1280 01:20:00,407 --> 01:20:02,443 - Everything fine? - Yes, I'm okay. 1281 01:20:02,527 --> 01:20:04,754 - Oh, the working man! - What do you want? 1282 01:20:05,332 --> 01:20:08,923 Don't tell us to go to hell, but we have to move you now. 1283 01:20:09,007 --> 01:20:10,998 Listen, let's do something. 1284 01:20:11,167 --> 01:20:13,601 If you give me a hand, I can stand on my feet... 1285 01:20:13,687 --> 01:20:16,247 - and walk alone. - No! You can't move alone. 1286 01:20:16,327 --> 01:20:18,053 - Why? - That's what the doctor said. 1287 01:20:18,153 --> 01:20:20,827 - But I can do it, you'll see. - Come on, don't make any trouble. 1288 01:20:21,247 --> 01:20:23,158 - Can I do anything? - No. 1289 01:20:23,247 --> 01:20:24,919 Caretaker! 1290 01:20:25,007 --> 01:20:26,042 Excuse me! 1291 01:20:26,367 --> 01:20:28,198 - Hello. - Hello. 1292 01:20:28,327 --> 01:20:30,318 I'm sorry I have to show up like this, 1293 01:20:30,407 --> 01:20:31,935 - but we're working. - No problem. 1294 01:20:32,035 --> 01:20:34,042 Merciful doctor means dead patient. Come on! 1295 01:20:34,127 --> 01:20:35,052 There. 1296 01:20:35,367 --> 01:20:37,198 Look, Riccardo! 1297 01:20:37,287 --> 01:20:39,452 - Let me see! - It's quite a show! Look! 1298 01:20:39,552 --> 01:20:40,963 Diana! Diana, catch this! 1299 01:20:41,047 --> 01:20:43,561 - She caught it! - Did you see? She's good. 1300 01:20:45,032 --> 01:20:46,387 Come on, people! 1301 01:20:46,487 --> 01:20:48,159 Diana! Diana! 1302 01:20:49,287 --> 01:20:50,697 Stop just a moment! 1303 01:20:51,018 --> 01:20:53,302 - How nice! - Do you like our child's cradle? 1304 01:20:53,402 --> 01:20:55,934 - Come on! We can't stop! - Didn't we agree on a boy's? 1305 01:20:56,034 --> 01:20:58,307 - It's pink. - There's a blue one, too. 1306 01:20:59,115 --> 01:21:00,798 Don't stop! Come on! 1307 01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:03,137 If he wants to stop, he has every right. 1308 01:21:03,887 --> 01:21:05,718 - Easy! - His right, my eye! 1309 01:21:05,807 --> 01:21:07,437 The bed is cutting my finger! 1310 01:21:10,607 --> 01:21:12,793 Holy cow, he's like a dead weight. 1311 01:21:13,767 --> 01:21:15,653 Come on, Igi, stop it! 1312 01:21:23,007 --> 01:21:23,935 Diana! 1313 01:21:24,215 --> 01:21:26,619 - Diana! - There you are. Finally! 1314 01:21:34,593 --> 01:21:36,484 - We have finished. - Thank you! 1315 01:21:36,567 --> 01:21:38,516 - Do you need anything else? - Poor Alfonso! 1316 01:21:38,616 --> 01:21:40,837 - We have disturbed you too much. - You never disturb me. 1317 01:21:40,927 --> 01:21:44,139 - Sir, may I have a word with you? - I'll come right away. Wait for me outside! 1318 01:21:46,207 --> 01:21:48,587 - But I'm feeling great. - Do you want to sit down, Regina? 1319 01:21:48,687 --> 01:21:51,724 - No, thanks. I have so much work to do. - I'll sit down, then. 1320 01:21:51,807 --> 01:21:53,479 Are you alright, Alfonso? 1321 01:21:53,567 --> 01:21:55,319 Why are you so worried? Come on! 1322 01:21:55,407 --> 01:21:57,736 I'm the one who's worried about you! 1323 01:21:58,010 --> 01:21:59,933 Look. You even have a phone line. 1324 01:22:00,033 --> 01:22:02,217 That's completely useless. 1325 01:22:02,317 --> 01:22:04,525 Nobody will ever call me again. 1326 01:22:04,607 --> 01:22:05,734 It's useless. 1327 01:22:05,834 --> 01:22:07,719 - Igi, that bothers me! - What are you doing? 1328 01:22:07,807 --> 01:22:10,694 - So you can read! - Right in my eyes! 1329 01:22:11,047 --> 01:22:13,322 - Move it. - Point it that way! 1330 01:22:13,891 --> 01:22:15,438 My goodness... there! 1331 01:22:16,967 --> 01:22:20,357 - Does it bother you? - No. - That's okay. 1332 01:22:20,447 --> 01:22:21,712 How do you feel? 1333 01:22:25,167 --> 01:22:27,681 - Would you like a piece of cake? - No. 1334 01:22:27,767 --> 01:22:30,514 Maybe Riccardo would like to eat a sandwich? 1335 01:22:30,614 --> 01:22:32,998 - Sure! What would you like? - Just some tea with milk. 1336 01:22:33,087 --> 01:22:34,916 I'll bring it right away. 1337 01:22:35,277 --> 01:22:36,760 Igi, what are you doing? 1338 01:22:36,847 --> 01:22:38,838 I'm not asking for a whole jug! God Almighty! 1339 01:22:38,927 --> 01:22:40,611 I can give you a glass of wine... 1340 01:22:40,711 --> 01:22:42,634 - but just one, every now and then. - Stop it! 1341 01:22:42,734 --> 01:22:45,467 - Because hundreds of liters of wine go to waste! - Do you think... 1342 01:22:45,567 --> 01:22:47,956 She worries about everything. 1343 01:22:48,494 --> 01:22:49,747 How is she doing? 1344 01:22:49,847 --> 01:22:51,519 Is she doing okay in the office? 1345 01:22:51,607 --> 01:22:52,757 She's great. 1346 01:22:53,037 --> 01:22:55,000 She managed to sort everything out. 1347 01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:57,827 - I didn't think she could do it. - That's what I imagined. 1348 01:22:57,927 --> 01:23:00,725 Don't let her work too much, though. 1349 01:23:00,807 --> 01:23:03,401 - Don't worry. - You know, in her state... 1350 01:23:03,487 --> 01:23:05,876 - I'm worried about the child. - Don't worry. 1351 01:23:05,967 --> 01:23:07,958 Just think about getting better, okay? 1352 01:23:08,599 --> 01:23:11,525 - Where's the dog? - There she is! Diana! 1353 01:23:11,607 --> 01:23:12,517 Come. 1354 01:23:12,793 --> 01:23:15,242 - Come to your master! - She still carries the newspaper in her mouth? 1355 01:23:15,327 --> 01:23:17,283 - Yes. - She puts on quite a show. 1356 01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:19,119 She loves you, doesn't she? 1357 01:23:20,192 --> 01:23:23,257 You can't imagine what it means to become a father. 1358 01:23:23,357 --> 01:23:26,121 - You can't even sleep at night. - I know. 1359 01:23:26,207 --> 01:23:27,716 It's wonderful. 1360 01:23:28,838 --> 01:23:31,347 - And you don't want to get married! - There we go again! 1361 01:23:31,447 --> 01:23:34,098 I'm not as lucky as you, you know? 1362 01:23:34,959 --> 01:23:37,726 Finding a woman like Regina was a real stroke of luck. 1363 01:23:37,807 --> 01:23:40,401 But the children, you know? You can't understand... 1364 01:23:40,487 --> 01:23:43,137 - what it means to have a baby. - I can imagine. 1365 01:23:43,718 --> 01:23:45,881 What are you doing? Are you eating my hand? 1366 01:23:47,350 --> 01:23:49,995 Isn't it too small here? 1367 01:23:50,375 --> 01:23:53,087 No, it's great. Look. 1368 01:23:53,449 --> 01:23:55,836 There's a TV set, and the phone. 1369 01:23:55,927 --> 01:23:58,236 What do I need it for, anyway? I don't know. 1370 01:23:58,327 --> 01:24:00,204 And I'm far from anyone. 1371 01:24:00,287 --> 01:24:02,642 It's quiet, without any disturbances. 1372 01:24:03,809 --> 01:24:06,395 Look at that window. Look how nice it is. 1373 01:24:08,127 --> 01:24:09,736 You old bummer! 1374 01:24:11,275 --> 01:24:12,437 Damn it! 1375 01:24:20,453 --> 01:24:22,437 Are you nuts? What are you doing? 1376 01:24:56,327 --> 01:24:58,795 - Will you be baptized? - I will. 1377 01:24:58,887 --> 01:25:06,316 Alfonso Aloisio Giovanni Maria, I baptize you... 1378 01:25:07,367 --> 01:25:14,398 in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. 1379 01:25:16,967 --> 01:25:21,199 May Almighty God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, 1380 01:25:21,287 --> 01:25:24,677 He who hath regenerated you by water and the Holy Spirit, 1381 01:25:24,767 --> 01:25:29,841 and given thee remission of all thy sins, anoint thee... 1382 01:25:30,047 --> 01:25:33,756 with the chrism of salvation, in the name of the Christ Jesus our Lord, 1383 01:25:33,847 --> 01:25:35,776 unto life everlasting. 1384 01:25:35,876 --> 01:25:37,069 Amen! 1385 01:25:37,169 --> 01:25:38,516 Peace be unto you. 1386 01:25:38,607 --> 01:25:40,652 And to you also. 107408